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Author has written 9 stories for Twilight.

Hey guys! So, there really isn't much to know about me. I'm a simple girl living in a world dominated by books and music. Just remember this... when in doubt, Make a U Turn!!

-Layn


HERE IS A BUNCH OF LITTLE FREIND/ BEST FREIND COMPARISONS!!!

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb *?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds * that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

hehehehe!! HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT!!


A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.


REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life
7. Money Money Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. (Reason I joined) Does there have to be a reason? The dark side is fun! (flail arms while saying this one)


If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you're quiet a lot but also really loud, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are Team Edward, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.

If you have considered naming your kids Edward, Bella, Alice, Jasper, Emmett, Rosalie, Carlisle, or Esme, copy and paste this onto your profile.


You know you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.


25 Things I Learnt From My Mother

1. My mother taught me

TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


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No Ordinary Proposal by twilover76 reviews
Bella wants to escape her small-town life and live her dreams in New York. What happens when a man almost twice her age makes her an offer she can't refuse? AH/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 163,556 - Reviews: 10564 - Favs: 7,215 - Follows: 6,363 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bottled Lies by KarinaCullen reviews
Labeled as the freak at Forks High, Bella keeps her distance from her peers. Especially Edward, a boy who hates her for no reason. The moment Edward walks into Bella committing suicide, everything is tested. Hatred. Love. Truth ... and Bottled Lies. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 197,288 - Reviews: 2077 - Favs: 2,088 - Follows: 2,291 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Isle of Dreams by savannavansmutsmut reviews
A plane crash leaves Bella stranded with a baby, a handsome but odd angry man, and his peculiar luggage on an uncharted island in the Bermuda Triangle. Will these three strangers survive? AH EXB banner by FemmeCullen Re-written, EDEN Free
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 109,699 - Reviews: 4616 - Favs: 2,919 - Follows: 1,758 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Untouchable by Greye Granger reviews
With a killer on the prowl, FBI Special Agent Edward Masen is on the case. Can he successfully work undercover at a large University, or will he fail by falling for an undergrad? Little does Bella Swan know, she is being hunted by the man that haunts the tormented Agent's dreams. FBIward. EPOV & BPOV. RATED M for Violence, Language, Lemons. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,277 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emotional Warfare by completerandomness12 reviews
Geeky Edward Cullen is dumped by his high school sweetheart...alone...in a parking lot...with an engagement ring in his pocket. To avoid looking pathetic at his parents' New Years celebration, he enlists the help of his beautiful, and mysterious friend Bella to pose as his girlfriend. Hilarity ensues.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 205,550 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 1,749 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Secret by Duessa reviews
It appears that Edward has dropped something in Bella's bedroom... What will Bella think when she finds it? A romantic comedy, Twilight-style. BxE & rated M for delicious lemons and a bit of foul language... enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 139,126 - Reviews: 1581 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Life Is One Sweet Beautiful Song by GinervaMarieChaseEverdeen reviews
EvangelVamp511's prize for winning the Art of Eloquence Challenge. Bella, an up and coming scenic design artist, meets a firefighter at a little Tiramisu cafe in SoHo NYC. She goes back home for Thanksgiving, but only stays a day before heading back to the city, and it's a good thing she did. If not, who knows what would have happened to Edward? AU, AH, cannon pairings, one-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,304 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Words with Friends by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 353,055 - Reviews: 19216 - Favs: 7,952 - Follows: 6,558 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Better Than Pie by savannavansmutsmut reviews
Bella decides marriage will solve her financial problems and auctions herself off as a wife, only to be bought for an unsuspecting Edward by his meddling but well-meaning Down Syndrome brother, Emmett. Hysterically all-human. Banner done by Kyndall Viscia
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 133,042 - Reviews: 6369 - Favs: 3,543 - Follows: 3,011 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Training the Cullen by IvoryAdulation reviews
Movie star Edward Cullen is sent to Seattle Crime Lab to train for his next role. A one night stand with an alluring woman rocks his world but not as much as finding out she's his mentor, she doesn't remember him, and she's nothing like he thought-EPOV/MA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 1675 - Favs: 1,645 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love Ink by mustlovertp reviews
After a tragic accident 5 yrs ago, she never thought she'd see him again-let alone be loved by him, inked by him... Rated M for Language & Lemons Tattward/AH/canon pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 109,924 - Reviews: 1319 - Favs: 1,577 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12815 - Favs: 7,355 - Follows: 6,132 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Married My Ex Boss by tinklove reviews
Bella is forced to go to Vegas with her sister-in-law to cheer up after a bad breakup. Edward, who is Bella’s ex-boss, has a meeting in Vegas. They meet, get drunk and end up married. She asks for divorce, he asks for 6 months. Canon-couples. Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 217,271 - Reviews: 3651 - Favs: 4,040 - Follows: 1,605 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Romance Is Dead by Kat097 reviews
Bella had a feeling that she was going to die young. She just didn't expect to be a ghost afterwards but these things happen. So do vampires, who can not only see you but take an interest in your afterlife. "You're dead." "So are you. What's your point?"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 116,220 - Reviews: 1404 - Favs: 1,482 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Foul Territory by rinabina reviews
After being dragged to a baseball game by her best friend, Bella Swan meets handsome first baseman, Edward Cullen with the help of a rogue foul ball. There's something about him that she can't put out of her head, and apparently neither can he. E/B AU AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 126,236 - Reviews: 3239 - Favs: 4,218 - Follows: 2,277 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Home Is Where the Heart Is by SummerLover08 reviews
ONESHOT. Edward is an upcoming singer. Before he goes on tour he gets into an argument with Bella which results in them barely speaking to each other in four month. Until Bella receives a package. Inspired by the song "Home" by Michael Buble
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Parachute by KitsuShel reviews
After finding an abandoned child on the streets of Seattle, Bella Swan raises him for five years as her own. What happens to their life when his biological family is found? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 158,875 - Reviews: 17459 - Favs: 9,116 - Follows: 5,245 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Parent Trap by StrawberryMopet reviews
Bella and Edward got divorced 15 years ago. Bella moved to England with her son and Edward stayed in Forks with his daughter. Little did they know, their son and daughter met during camp and are planning to get them back together. Usual pairings&All human
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,477 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Bella, Edward
Believe Me by KarinaCullen reviews
Bella saw her first ghost at 6. Now at the age of 20, she doesn't get scared when she sees Them. One day when she enters her apartment, she sees a woman sitting on her couch. Who is this woman and why does she want Bella to help her son? All Human BxE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 109,788 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Waking Up In Vegas by XshoppingshortieX reviews
Bella wakes up to the shock of her life. She had gotton married while drunk. While going through all the required steps of divorce, will she change her mind about the divorce, or will she go through with it? ExB/AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,138 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Tales of a Charming TruckNapper by Mk Marie reviews
Edward makes one memorable first impression! "Stop listening to my music, get off my cell phone, and bring back my truck!" I seethed. "Now!" Are first impressions really the most important? Let's hope not. AU-HUMAN. OOC. All canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,368 - Reviews: 5634 - Favs: 2,823 - Follows: 1,375 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Strip Search by bellabee66 reviews
AH Officer Masen is the newest addition to the Forks Police Dept. He's been warned about the Chief's daughter. He finds himself pulling her over for speeding. Just how far will Bella go to get out of a ticket? Yummy goodness with twist of LEMON!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 70 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 279,341 - Reviews: 15691 - Favs: 6,772 - Follows: 3,141 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Such Great Heights by SydneyAlice reviews
Edward Cullen is in desperate need of a nanny after his wife walks out on him and their five-year-old son. Bella Swan is a teacher with no job prospects. Can she find her true place in the world while helping father and son overcome their pain? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,444 - Reviews: 9353 - Favs: 7,279 - Follows: 3,106 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sunrise by BlueSea14 reviews
Twilight in Edward's point of view. Completed June 2010
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 335,515 - Reviews: 2158 - Favs: 2,234 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Let's Love Hate by Foreverx17 reviews
Edward and Bella have been separated for three months, can’t stand each other, and—oh yeah—their family has no idea. ALL-HUMAN; SLIGHTLY OOC; CANON PAIRINGS; FULL SUMMARY INSIDE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 171,995 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 1,770 - Follows: 808 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Help Wanted by jaxon22 reviews
Bella Swan applies for the job of PA to the rude, arrogant and distant Hollywood star Edward Cullen. Will she be able to do her job without letting feelings get in the way? A/H Lush Lemons Graphic and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 607,440 - Reviews: 12596 - Favs: 9,938 - Follows: 3,886 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight: The Twitching Hour by Honeytarded-Twins reviews
Bella and Jezza thought they were normal Twin Witches. that is till they moved to Forks with Charlie, Their Dad, Witches, Vampires and Werewolves, Oh my!..sorry i suck at summaries but the story is good rated M for a reason. canon pairings no Nessie/Jacob
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,509 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Edward, Bella
Bella's M&M by Harcad reviews
Bella is a straight A student and knows where her life is going. Until she starts having daily conversation through IM with a mystery man. After finally meeting each other, will something come between them, or will they be together in the end? BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 125,099 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reassigned Identity by Mk Marie reviews
Bella Swan:Anti-marriage, bad dating record. Edward Cullen:CIA Agent with a dark past. After witnessing something traumatic Bella is put under witness protection where she must pose as "Agent Cullen's" wife. What could go wrong? Now that you've asked..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 117,548 - Reviews: 4753 - Favs: 3,783 - Follows: 1,378 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forbidden by Twilightx28 reviews
Bella & Edward meet one night at an event.Their parents are rivals & hate eachother,demanding them to stay away from eachother.They secretly meet,soon falling in love.They are thrown into a series of events as they fight for the love they have.ExB, Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 51 - Words: 180,940 - Reviews: 1551 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Carlisle Babysits by BibliophileBoleyn reviews
Everyone else is gone, and Carlisle is babysitting Renesmee. Hilarity ensues as the three hundred year old grandpa is tortured by his granddaughter.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Carlisle, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Blackout by MandyLeigh87 reviews
All human, Edward and Bella POV. Edward and Bella live in two different worlds, even though they live next to each other. Things get complicated when Edward, the leather jacket wearing cigarette smoking rebel falls for the girl next door.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 99,410 - Reviews: 1437 - Favs: 1,885 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Moving to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue by FirstWarmSummerBreeze reviews
A.H. Bella is German and lives in the most famous house in the world for six months. Suddenly she belongs to the rich and famous and hates her popular/player host brother Edward with a passion.What's the dark secret he is hiding? Caution Addictive! B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 152,988 - Reviews: 2071 - Favs: 1,300 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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Trapped in Wedlock reviews
Bella is finally gaining her independence after seven years of living with her green-eyed roommate. Eager to work and newly engaged, Bella discovers she has a marriage she never even knew about. What happens then? Edward does everything in his power to keep her with him. AH/ Canon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,379 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Bella, Edward
Deafening Darlings reviews
One big happy family. With a now fourteen-year-old Laney as well as two sons and another daughter how will Edward and Bella handle their crazy lives? *Sequel* AH Canon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,782 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Bella
Two is Better Than One reviews
*Winner of the Art of the Eloquence Challenge* Bella had only ever wanted to paint the perfect picture. That was when a beautiful stranger made her realize that love was better than any painting on canvas. Sometimes, the best things in life some in two's.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,647 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Silent Sweetheart reviews
Bella is a child psychologist who has a soft spot for children of divorce. Edward is a concerned father of a two-year-old who refuses to talk. Will one sweet little girl bring these two together? OOC/Canon/E&BPOV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 120,076 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Belonging With Crazy You reviews
Bella has an unexpected reunion with her childhood friends, but what happens when she meets a certain Cullen's fiancée. Is it jealousy or protectiveness? OOC/ AH NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 72,264 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Golden Eyed Gaurdian reviews
Fifteen year old Bella has a huge responsibility to fulfill. She's witch who needs to complete her life and only needs one thing to become the ruler. She moves to small town Forks and meets a certain golden-eyed family. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,874 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Golden Eyed King reviews
SEQUEL TO GOLDEN EYED GAURDIAN! So, now that Edward and Bella are living their happily ever after, let's see how they handle the challenges of parenthood and royalty. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,765 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Someday
Bella was tired of Edwars's ways, and when Edward promised her a someday, left. Will she turn back, or leave and try to move on? AH/ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,268 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If You're Reading This reviews
Edward is sent to war and he left Bella and his family a letter IF he died. IF became DID. Read to find out what the letter said. ONE-SHOT AH. Co-written by: Cullen1723 NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,484 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete