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In Defense of a Bitchy Hermione in 'How the Light Gets In'

(alternatively titled: draco malfoy was a little shit for like 20 years)

Here's the thing, y'all: for the first part of my story, Hermione is not kind towards Draco. I acknowledge that. I feel your frustration. I understand your hostility towards her.

But let's be real, here! DRACO MALFOY WAS AN ASSHOLE TO HER.

Putting aside the fact that he was forced into the 'wrong' side by his family, he was a dick to her and her friends all on his own. He repeatedly called her the equivalent of a racial slur. He mimicked her in class. He charmed her teeth to grow. He taunted her mercilessly and did everything in his power to make her life hell.

In my fic, she is forced to work closely with her former childhood tormentor and she isn't happy about it. At first she behaves in a hostile way because the only memories she has of him are negative ones. However, he does try his best to prove he's changed. I think subconsciously she pushes his buttons to see if he'll break, to see if he's really changed or not.

I think that after reading a lot of fanfiction, we forget a little bit about the 'real' Draco from the books. He was not kind. He was not a good person. His journey to forgiveness with Hermione (and with the wizarding world in general) should not be an easy one. I hope that makes sense.

If you want to know where my inspiration for pissy Hermione came from, refer back to 'You--complete--arse--Ronald--Weasley!" That was one of my FAVORRRIIIITTTEEEE scenes from DH. I f*cking love feisty Hermione. She gives me life.

So yeah, hope that clears some stuff up, love y'all, thanks for reading, etc etc etc, bye!

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Ruddy Cheeks by glossed reviews
"Seeing Malfoy for the first time with dirt-smudged cheeks and blond hair scattered with cowlicks made Hermione's heart begin a staccato rhythm against the caverns hollowing out her chest. For the first time, he was tainted, ridden with the soils of the world; nothing left her more breathless." one-shot, dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/4/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Vow by hufflepuffs anonymous reviews
"My wife can't remember the last five years. And you're saying that she may never be able to? What if it is a curse? What if it kills her before you're able to identify it you useless—". Amnesia fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 121,969 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 5/18/2016 - Published: 1/10/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Enemies With Benefits by Drusilla Maxima reviews
Hermione Granger thought it would be a one night stand. Then a two night stand. But try as she might, she could not break off her addiction to Draco Malfoy. Nor could he. But how long could they hide their illicit affair? (explicit adult content, almost PWP in places)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,625 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 1,088 - Updated: 5/15/2016 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Article For The DAILY PROPHET by AmazingMay reviews
"Unknowingly, one man has helped us solve many of our mysteries. What is so astounding about this man's help is that neither did he, nor did the Golden Trio realize it. It was none other than my once arch-nemesis, Draco Malfoy." NOW COMPLETE WITH A REPLY FROM DRACO
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,349 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Malaria Visions by galfoy reviews
Hermione has a series of vivid dreams about Draco Malfoy after taking anti-malarial medication. Can she reconcile the real Draco with the one she sees when she sleeps?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,851 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 1,366 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Little, Fragile Toys by Bex-chan reviews
"That incident, their first kiss, always reminded her of a car crash; people often described how they could recall every moment before and every moment after, but the impact itself was lost or hazy, like when you find a new bruise and can't remember where it came from. And Hermione could genuinely remember every detail that followed the impact. Every detail." Dramione. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,232 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 1,803 - Follows: 351 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Asylum by quackers102 reviews
AU 7th book. As Voldemort continues to grow closer to winning the war, Hermione is captured. Tortured, violated, and abused, she is on the brink of insanity. Unfortunately for him, Draco's job is to feed the prisoners, including Hermione. Draco/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 64,325 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
That's For the Apple, Draco Malfoy by Glalie773 reviews
"You have bruises EVERYWHERE." Ew. Granger, you're dead. Draco/Hermione, Blaise/Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Prophecies by Glalie773 reviews
Draco and Hermione have one thing in common: an intense hatred for Professor Trelawney. Little do they know, it's for the exact same reason. DM/HG. Quick one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fire Dragon by sunne reviews
Their friendship was unlikely, but as time went on, she got to know the real person behind the cold mask. Friendship is golden when the world turns black. Take what you can get, and hold on to those you have. Eventual DHr and nonhuman Draco later on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 293,022 - Reviews: 2177 - Favs: 1,832 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Halo by fromwithinreality reviews
A oneshot on Hermione and Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Never Mess with a Granger by LilyMorolas reviews
Never mess with a female Malfoy, in this case Hermione and daughter. Or else be prepared for the consequences. Rated T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Widow Weasley by drcjsnider reviews
Twenty years after the Battle of Hogwarts the heroes of the Second Wizarding War begin to be assassinated. How far is the Ministry willing to go to stop these attacks? Draco/Hermione Rose/Scorpius - Story is completed, I'll be posting 1 chapter a week.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,557 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Finding Peace by zzzooe reviews
/"I'm in love with you!" Draco erupted, that single sentence echoing around the entire lake. "I've been in love with you ever since I first saw you, and it's killing me! You say you're the smartest girl in school? Then how come you didn't notice this!"/
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,767 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Investigating Malfoy by x.Chrissy.x reviews
Narcissa Malfoy gave up her life to save Draco. Can Hermione and Draco pretend to be in love in order to figure out who is trying to kill him? Will they realize it's not just pretend?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,693 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Seven Times by kerriclifford240879 reviews
Seven times can mean a lifetime of change.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,526 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Eight and Eighth by Marmalade Fever reviews
Up from the ashes of seventh year grow the roses of the eighth. Eight students return for their final year at Hogwarts, and Hermione Granger would never have thought Draco Malfoy would or could be one of those roses. DMHG, EWE Dramione Awards winner
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 102,455 - Reviews: 2845 - Favs: 4,100 - Follows: 1,302 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Problems by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt reviews
/“What the hell does this mean?” Draco screeched at the top of his lungs, ripping the piece of paper in his hands into itty bitty tiny pieces. “It means that you have an OCD with yourself. It’s pretty simple,” Hermione replied./ P in the ABCDMHG drabbles
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
11 Things by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
Before her life ends, Hermione Granger wanted to do eleven things… Dramione! FINALLY COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,570 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Say Mamma! by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt reviews
Madeline, Hermione and Draco's daughter, finally utters her first words...Mamma. Hermione and Draco are ecstatic, until they realize something...-read to find out what that somehting is' DMHG Random Fluffy Humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Epitaph by dormiensa reviews
Dramione one-shot. In loving memory...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Hermione's Most Unusual Dating Technique by evergreeneyes reviews
A short, fluffy one-shot about how Hermione finds The One using a very odd method... Draco/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Gravity by luckei1 reviews
It's about arranging stacks of books, wall colours, and jumping off a cliff. Draco/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 87,155 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 1,678 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
An Unlikely Pair by AnneM.Oliver reviews
They were an unlikely pair. He knew it, so did she. Everyone did. It didn't matter,they were merely friends, hardly even that. There was certainly no affection, no romance. Just friendship. Neither wanted more. Honestly. Well, maybe. Nominated fiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 86,464 - Reviews: 1277 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
We Learned the Sea by luckei1 reviews
Draco Malfoy turns himself in after a very successful career as a Death Eater, then enlists Harry and Hermione to help him in a scheme to bring down the Dark Lord. DHr. A story of forgiveness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 201,007 - Reviews: 4369 - Favs: 6,592 - Follows: 1,558 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bus Stop by Marmalade Fever reviews
Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,486 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 3,702 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Witness and the Wife by Marmalade Fever reviews
When Hermione discovers an inebriated Malfoy, she helps him get into a witness protection program. Little does she know she's about to be assigned as his wife. DMHG PostHBP COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 68,498 - Reviews: 2849 - Favs: 2,408 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 1/22/2007 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
People Watching by luckei1 reviews
It was four o'clock on Friday and she was exactly where she wanted to be. Draco/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,863 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 65 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Words You Wrote by EternalOphelia reviews
[OneShot] Takes place after HBP. Hermione worries day and night as the war approaches, her only consolation being a box of letters from an anonymous sender. RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,249 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Hermione G. - Complete
Sold by Marmalade Fever reviews
Evander Malfoy stumbles onto a world where the Dark Lord is in power, Harry Potter is missing, and Draco Malfoy has just bought Hermione Granger, Evander's unsuspecting mother... in a manner of speaking. DMHG, SEQUEL to Courting Miss Granger, Pre-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 38 - Words: 50,867 - Reviews: 1040 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 1/20/2006 - Published: 5/13/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Please Stop Pretending by cathyhb reviews
Do you really know who you're married to? One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,066 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Courting Miss Granger by Marmalade Fever reviews
According to the Malfoy Marriage Contract, Draco Malfoy has one year to wed or else suffer the consequences, and guess who the only candidate left is... DMHG, COMPLETE Pre-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 57,419 - Reviews: 1732 - Favs: 1,715 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 5/9/2005 - Published: 8/16/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
From Dreams to Reality by Fiery Punk Princess reviews
After Hermione has a dream about Draco being punished by his father, she gets a surprise when Draco turns up brutally injured and she realises that her dream was in fact a vision of the reality. (Eventually DHr - COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,922 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/20/2005 - Published: 5/31/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Blood by Athena Linborn reviews
In order to ensure the continuation of a healthy bloodline, Draco Malfoy must marry a “Mudblood”. Only the best will do for the Malfoy family, but things aren't as straight forward as they seem, as the best candidate is Hermione Granger!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 141,017 - Reviews: 1650 - Favs: 2,448 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 2/4/2005 - Published: 4/10/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
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How the Light Gets In reviews
He grabbed her wrist with his left hand and pinned it above her head, pressing their forearms together, Dark Mark against Mudblood scar. Death Eater against Muggle-born. "The war left scars on both of us that we didn't ask for. But you still flinch when you see mine. And what's why I will never deserve to have you." Slow-burn Dramione. Canon compliant. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 147,762 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 1/24 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Draco and Hermione Watch AVPM reviews
One night, Draco, Hermione, Harry, Ron, Ginny, and Blaise watch A Very Potter Musical. How do they react? What will Merridew do when she finds out? And what happens when Ginny and Blaise are nosier than ever? SEQUEL TO DRACO AND HERMIONE READ FANFICTION!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,062 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Lord Voldemort: Matchmaker reviews
When the one and only ex-Lord Voldemort plays matchmaker, eight of our favorite characters end up on a desert island. Add a new Muggle game show and two overenthusiastic hosts, and what will happen? Main couple: D/Hr. Other couples are a surprise!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,235 - Reviews: 1001 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
HogBook reviews
Hogwarts gets Facebook. "Dumbledore: lol Dobby taught me how to tlk online... whats up my homecanines? I totes speak their rad lingo." "Ron: THIS PLACE ABOUT TO BLO-OH-OHOH-OW!" Okay I know it's an overused idea but... I couldn't resist. XD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Albus D., Harry P.
The Bravest Man I Ever Knew reviews
Severus Snape. The man we thought he was. The man he really was. The love he lost forever. A one-shot exploring the life of Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Severus S. - Complete
Save the Last Dance For Me reviews
Oneshot inspired by "Save the Last Dance For Me". Still not looking up, he stopped her. "Wait." "Yes?" "The last dance. We tell them with the last dance." She slowly let a smile blossom on her face. "I'll save it for you." NOTa songfic. Please read/review
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione's Turn reviews
"I'll call it... SPBFW!" "Bless you."/ "I thought you were taking us to dinner, not a bloody Hogwarts reunion!"/ "YOU KILLED NEMO!"/ It's Hermione turn to pick where the Trio goes to dinner, and she picks a fancy restaurant. Funny parody fic. R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Furniture Store reviews
In which Hermione takes three of her friends to the furniture store and tries to keep them in check. She fails.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Hermione G. - Complete
Hair Flip reviews
In which Draco Malfoy attempts the Justin Bieber hair-flip to impress Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Azkaban reviews
Just a little thing. No real point or plot. Read it if you want, don't if you don't. That's that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2010
Cliche reviews
Draco and Hermione discuss cliche romance ideas. Little humor drabble I came up with.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Temper reviews
Draco talks to Scorpius. Very short, kind of sweet, one-shot. Hints at Dramione, and Scorpius/Rose.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Acceptance reviews
/You've got more than you think you do, you always did. But you just never accepted it./ Hermione talks to Draco under a tree. Improv writing! PLEASE r/r! Hints at Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Haven't Met You Yet reviews
/He just hadn't met her yet. At least, he thought so.../ One-shot. PLEASE read and review! Always appreciated. COULD not will turn into a multi-chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Advice reviews
Hermione has a new advice radio show. 'Jim' calls in one day, asking for help with 'Melissa', a girl he likes. Hermione realizes that Jim is a lot like Draco Malfoy, but who could Melissa be? I just realized that was my worst summary ever. Please R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Draco and Hermione Read FanFiction reviews
What if Draco and Hermione, for a Muggle Studies assignment, read a fanfic? And what, just what, would happen if that fanfic was a Dramione? Rated T because I rate them all T. FINALLY FINISHED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,376 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Prisoner Unleashed reviews
Hermione is Draco's new slave. Draco, a faithful Death Eater, wants nothing more that to take Voldemort down. And she may be the only key to being able to do just that.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,448 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I Have No Idea: Flying To China reviews
Ron's on his way to China! What happens when a worker tries to stop him, Luna's flying the plane, Draco's a flight attendant in a skimpy uniform, Ginny's sitting behind him, and Harry's in a superhero costume? THIRD PART OF THE "I HAVE NO IDEA" SERIES!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
I Have No Idea reviews
Hermione is locked in a tower. Draco is underneath. Voldemort is craving frozen yogurt. And somewhere in China, Harry stubbed his toe. PARODY FIC. Twist at the end!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Silence reviews
She pulled him tight against her as his body shook violently. Water droplets from both eyes fell, staining the floor around the dead man. They stayed there, in a silent embrace, for three full minutes. Dramione one-shot WITH A TWIST! No dialogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete