Author has written 5 stories for Maximum Ride, and Misc. Books.
Hey I'm Alice, I'm 17
So I don't know if anyone will ever waste the time reading this but I thought I would update anyway because it hadn't been changed in like three years.
I love art
I love playing tennis and badminton
I love to read and write although I am acutely aware of how much I suck at it
I love the colour red and the rain
I love op-shopping (thrift shopping)
My favourite price is free
My favourite subjects are calculus and french
My favourite TV show is NCIS LA
My favourite movies would be, at this one instant, Shooter with Mark Wahlberg, The Notebook with Ryan Gosling and Real Steel with Hugh Jackman
My favourite book is Knotted
My favourite song right now is Running Up That Hill by Placebo
And my favourite manga/anime is Fullmetal Alchemist
Fall For You- Max's Dress
Seventh dress from the top
This is something so sad that it almost made me cry
A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle...
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug...
Girl hugs him
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
(in the paper the next day)
A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure.
Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brake broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know.
Instead,he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
If you love any one this much...let them know...before its too late..
So I'm just going to leave the rest of this overused fanfiction profile crap but feel free to read.
My favourite scene from a fanfic:
"Well we are supposed to be rhyming so today I made a very special poem for you. Wanna hear?" as usual the class was all focused on us. Lissa looked at me curiously before nodding slowly.
"Ok here it goes, I heard you talking about me so let me give to some advice, click your heels three times and say I wish I had a life."
The class snickered.
"I have a life in fact I'm going to homecoming with Tyler." She said looking smug.
Tyler… why do I recognize that name. Oh yeah he asked me to homecoming. Haha he asked me first.
"OH! I have another one. Your guy dreamed for me but it didn't come true, that's why, honey, he settled for you."
Hey, I'm pretty good at this.
"Yeah right why would Tyler ask someone that looks like you when he could have someone who looks like me?" She asked.
"Ok Lissa let me tell you something. Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo, don't be mad I'll be there too. Not in a cage but waving at you."
"Ugh. Your just a bitch."
"Bitches have four legs, I have two. Bitches say ruff ruff, I say f-k you."
"Forget you." she said. By this time the class was laughing their heads off and she was red as a tomato.
"Wait I have one more." I said "Ok it goes, the sun kisses the morning sky. The bird kisses the butterfly. The dew kisses the grass but you my friend, can kiss my ass.
Max's dress form Never Forgotten
If you love irratating people with these annoying copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have an annoying older sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you've ever run down an "up" escalator, paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever run up a "down" escalator, paste this into your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.
If you think peoplewho only like Paramore because of Twilight are losers, than copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book or movie and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.
If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe that fictional characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you solemnly swear you are up to no good copy and paste this into your profile
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. Copy and paste if you agree.
Copy and Paste if you LOVE to laugh (even if at yourself)
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have spent multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 percent that seems to be unnaturally drawn to them, copy and paste this on your profile.(i walked into one today and my friends laughed at me)
98 of the Internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
Girl runs away in shock and pain and Boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
Friends will comfort you when he rejects you. Best friends will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
Friends will be there for you when he breaks up with you. Best friends will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
Friends helps you up when you fall. Best friends keep on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
Friends help you find your prince. Best friends kidnap him, then bring him to you and forces him to marry you til death do you part.
Friends will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. Best friends will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
Friends will offer you a drink. Best friends dump theirs on you.
Friends will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. Best friends will throw you a tampon and push you in.
Friends give you their umbrella in the rain. Best friends take yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
Friends will bail you out of jail. Best friends would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
Friends will never ask for anything to eat or drink. Best friends will help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
Friends would bail you out of jail. Best friends would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN! we messed up!"
Friends have never seen you cry. Best friends wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
Friends borrow your stuff for a few days then will give it back. Best friends lose your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
Friends only know a few things about you. Best friends could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
Friends will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. Best friends will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
Friends would knock on your front door. Best friends will right in and say "I'M HOME."
Friends are only through high school/college. Best friends are for life.
Friends will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. Best friends will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"
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