I am not a teenager. I live somewhere in the Southern United States. Hence the reason you might see me use some slang.

I like sex and don't have much else to say.

My Favorite Pairings:

Naruto/Kurenai

Naruto/Samui

Naruto/Anko

Naruto/ Harem (When done tastefully as a harem can be)

Indifferent Pairings:

Naruto/Temari

Naruto/Tenten

Naruto/ Yugao

Hated Pairings:

Naruto/Pretty much anyone his age (I have said this in my AN but for those of you who don't read it. Naruto if he is being Mature, which is how I would portray him, has been through too much crap to be able to handle someone his age's views of the perfect lifestyle. EVERY single girl his age is a Fangirl. Hinata not so much but she would want the "perfect relationship" which so many portray with her. NOT GOING TO HAPPEN! He is waaaay too world Knowledgable to be able to be with them. It is like sticking Tsunade with the goofy Naruto. One last thing. How, exactly, can a girl who can't even talk to Naruto without stuttering a word so bad she faints, possibily be a candidate? I have read stories where she changes and they are good however, she can't simply say I love you and all of a sudden have tons of courage and confidence. I enjoy the Hinata pairing as much as I can, I just find it hard to do her realistically without spending months or possibly years before actually doing the pairing.)

Naruto/ ANY GUY (Seriously what is with the fascination of BL? I understand it has its appeal but almost 70% of the naruto fics I see are him and Sasuke yaoing it up)

Rosario Vampire

Favorite Pairings:

Tsukune/Moka (V or S)

Gin/Kurumu

Indifferent Pairings:

Tsukune/ Mizore

Tsukune/ Ruby

Hated Pairings:

Tsukune/ Kurumu ( Don't hate me for this I have my reasons. Should Tsukune choose another girl Kurumu would undoubtedly still try to get Tsukune which could cause conflict. This is the main reason I do not like this pairing. Hate is a strong word. Another reason is I just don't like her attitude, I understand you love the guy but stop hanging on him. If he wants you he will take you but don't act like a slut just cause he doesn't take an interest even if it is your nature I don't think it is that obnoxious. Still don't see my point sorry for harping on it)

Harry Potter

Harry/Hermione (As overdone as this pair is, the chemistry between the two had me expecting their eventual nuptials within canon so often that Harry/Ginny and Ron/Hermione threw me for a loop that really caused the Epilogue to be more confusing than it was closing)

Harry/Daphne (I love the Slytherin pairing. Combine the houses and all that stuff plus another perspective in his life couldn't hurt.)

Harry Tracey (Same as Daphne)

Harry/Padma or Parvati (Whichever one works for the story. We know so little of them its easy to remold them so they are interchangeable as far as I'm concerned. Though I think Padma would fit better in most cases. Truly, an underrated pairing that doesn't receive its due credit)

Harry/Tonks (Just liked her for some reason. Her and Remus' death caused me nothing but pain in the canon. No reason for it and absolutely no point to killing them BOTH off)

Disliked Pairings (Because I can't truly hate any Harry pairings)

Harry/Ginny (The first Harry/Hermione story I read, while citing the usual potions and magic forcing Harry and Ginny together, did point out a few things that rankle me about this pairing. The first is the first time we see Harry's attraction to Ginny in a romantic light. It is so fierce that it just makes you wonder. I could grant that this might have happened had the girl been someone we had just met but Ginny was a constant in Harry's life at that point. He'd seen her with other boyfriends, holding hands or sharing light kisses and there was no reaction. All of a sudden he's wanting to punch one of his dormmate's lights out? Just doesn't seem realistic. That's really the main issue I have with this pairing, I see no buildup of romanticism between the two, one day they are partial family and the next they are madly in love)

Harry/Luna (Luna's character is not one who will settle down with someone like Harry would want. He repeatedly wishes for a family within canon and, while Luna would give him that, she's flighty and Harry seems to like being grounded)

Fairy Tail

Natsu/Erza (I know I'll get flak for this but theres just something about the two, the chemistry shown in the early manga struck me strongly because it was always Natsu and Erza fighting together or they were the ones who had the dialogue)

Natsu/Lucy (As much as I love Natsu/Erza, Natsu and Lucy fit together like a glove. Perhaps because they are designed like that but Lucy also has that quality that would enflame Natsu whereas Erza would try to temper it. Both pairings work, exceedingly well, but just can't be written the same way)

Gray/Juvia (Certainly an obvious pairing and despite the canon Gray wanting nothing to do with her, these two do fit well together too, in their own way)

Disliked Pairings

Jellal/Gerard/(whatever you want to call him)/Erza (Truthfully, Erza always spouts on about comradeship and the like but Jellal killed thousands of people. He destroyed tens of thousands of lives all to complete that tower. As much forgiveness as there is, there is a limit. I feel for the character but his previous actions put a very large stain on him that makes me dislike him with any character much less such an amazing one as Erza)

And thats all Folks! Ja Ne