The Glampire
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Joined 04-12-10, id: 2325333, Profile Updated: 03-25-11
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Hiya peeps ! :) On Fan Fiction i am the Glampire but my real name is April ( rest is classified XD) I am ... well i wont say my exact age but i am young anyways . I love reading, making up stories, music, my family, animals, bright colours and having fun !! :-D I am weird and i am proud of it 1!! :) I would like to apoligise those who like my story BEWITCH for the the very very very very VERY LONG WAIT long wait for 2nd chapter but i have finally got it up!!! So check it out!!

Storywise,I only have 1 so far but I do have a lot of ideas of stories ( My imagination is a lot more active then i am). I'll probably write stuff for Twilight ( best series of books and films so u could say I am a TWihard (: ) , WITCH, Penguins of Madagascar, Glee and probobably some other stuff I can't think of yet. So look forward to future stories!! :)

Stories in progress: BeWITCH chaptor 3: 15 % complete
Your Touch Is So Foreign( A one-shot Bella X Edward songfic using Katy Perry's song E.T.) :100% complete (Its up now! :))

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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

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"Mommy, I colored your sheets with lipstick!" With anger, she starts to hit her child 'til he was unconscious. Then she regrets what she has done and, crying, says to her child "Please open your eyes." But it's too late, his tiny heart had stopped ...beating...When she walked to the bedroom, the sheet said "I LOVE YOU MOMMY!" Copy and paste this onto your profile if you against Child Abuse. :'(

this next bit is going to be a more intresting way of you finding about my musical taste and a bit about me...

1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your next answer
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1.. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? Answer: Can't Speak French. Artist :Girls Aloud Comment:What kind of motto is that??? LOL. And I can speak French. After all ive been getting taught French for the past 3 years...

2.. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Answer: Sexy Chick Artist: David Guetta ft Akon Comment: ... O_O um...

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Answer: Hot & Cold Artist :Katy Perry Comment: While I do tend to moan about the temperature (Who doesn't? ) I dont think about it all the time...

4. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND(S)? Answer:Take it Off Artist: Ke$ha Comment: stupid answer

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Answer: She Wolf Artist: Shakira Comment: As far as i know, neither Joe McElderry or Bruno Mars are females or wolves... woops XD

6.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? Answer: Like U Like Artist: Aggro Santos ft Kimberly Walsh Comment: True... Life story, trying 2 please every1 while pleasing myself 2

7. WHAT DO YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Answer:Pyramid Artist :Charice ft Iyaz Comment: So basicailly, according 2 this... I want to be a pyramid when i grow up... LOL xD

8.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Answer: Right Round Artist: Flo Rida ft Ke$ha Comment: starts singing "You spin my head right round..."

9.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? Answer: Release Me Artist: Agnes Comment: Lies!!! While i may annoy my parents at times with my loud voice or my stubborness, they love me really :) and i love them 2

10.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? Answer:Telephone Artist:Lady Gaga ft Beyonce Comment: I LOVE THIS SONG!!! :D

11.What will they play at your funeral?? Answer: Russian Roulette Artist: Rihanna Comment: Dark song... suits a dark occasion like my death

12.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBIE/INTREST? Answer: Check it Out Artist: Will.I.am & Nicki Minaj Comment: Well I do like to check out the latest news :)

13.WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? Answer:My First Kiss Artist: 3oh!3 ft Ke$ha Comment: I haven't even been kissed yet :(

Thirty Things In Thirty Days Challenge:

Update once daily with things that has happened to you that day, can be only up to two sentences.

Friday 4th March: I have a very sore stomache which is killing me. Going enter a compition 2 win a video camera signed by Joe McElderry ( I squealed when i seen his his pic in that magazine

.Saturday 5th March: Sore stomache a bit better, had lazy day in house watching telly, going on laptop and typing a bit of BeWITCH chapter 3. The strangest thing happened to me while I was on Facebook which was that i was thinking about Fanfiction when all off a sudden it went 2 Fanfiction. net BY ITSELF o_O

Sunday 6th March: What a random day... In between "lady guitars" ( Please DO NOT ask)and me making the worst spelling mistake in history ( " I was tucking into a egg sandwich." was it was meant to say however in the word tucking I put a f instead of a t by accident, thus making Chloe both disturbed and in hysterics.)

Monday 7th March : Back to school for me today sadly though i was happy 2 c my friends, in SE ( Social Eduaction) we were watching "Grown Ups" and when the bit where that woman breastfeeds her 4 year old son and Steven's like "That is one lucky boy." o_O. Went down the High Street to get Mum's birthday present, the chocolates was easy to get but 4 the perfume, I had to look in 3 different shops and the third was about shutting when I walked in, but I managed to get it so "Operation Purr-fect Present" was a sucess! ( I'll explain why the operation was called that tommorow or on Mum's birthday.

Tuesday 8th March: There was a spider invasion 2day as there was a baby spider in the fitness room, causing most of the girls to scream thier heads off ( I didn't scream, it was only a little one! ) Mum screamed the house down as she found 1 in the bathtub and Andy ( My 2nd cousin Paula's bf) told me on Facebook he removed one from his bathtub. I'll explain the operation Purr-fect, which had this name koz the purfume i got was Katy Perry's Purr.

Wednesday 9th March: Mum's birthday 2day! She loved all her presents and she had a greeat birthday so I am happy about that :-D

Thursday 10th March: Missed the 1st 3 periods of school as I had a doctors appointment where I was I getting a blood test, then went 4 my breakfast at the Pancake Place ( yummy!) Sadly, I had to go back to school :( fell off myy chair at lunch then as I walked out of school 2 go home i tripped and fell in front of every1 LOL!

Friday 11th March: Had a gr8 time at Chloe's house, can't wait to go bk :). My Mum got us tickets 2 c Enrique Iglesias in June!!!!!

Saturday 12th March: Worked on my 2nd fanfic and its finito ! Ah I love Saturdays :)

Sunday 13th March: Not much happened 2day just one lazy day.

Monday 14th March: Canny wait til Friday as it is Red Nose Day which mean non-uniformm! :) Went for a yummy pizza hut with my dad for tea :)

Tuesday 15th March: Everytime I watch the news, its about the earthquake in Japan. Poor people who had 2 suffer that :(

Wednesday 16th March: A big happy birthday 2 my friend Janie-lee! Wow a lot of people ay school r homophobic...

Thursday 17th March: Not much hapened 2day...

Friday 18th March: Red Nose Day which meant helping charities, wearing normal clothes ( wore my pink hoodie witth the cat hood and my jeans :) ) and me and Hailey singing random things in PE XD

Saturday 19th March: Did zilch 2day...

Sunday 20th March: Same as yesterday...

Monday 21st March: Lovely... Apprently Janie-lee hates me and everyone else in the group except Natasha koz apprently we r "taking her away from her". Thought we were at high school not primary school!!

Tuesday 22nd March: Turns out what happened yesterday wasn't true... at least not 4 me or Danielle but she still hates Ari, Simone and Heather... :(

Wednesday 23rd March: Wow... the suns out ! Quite unusual for Scotland :D

Thursday 24th March : Me and Mle fell out but we made up lubkily :) . Also learned never 2 poke Heather, even a gentle 1 unless u want a sore 1 back leaving a tiny scar on forehead :-/

Friday 25th March: In a weeks time... Easter hols!!! :) Went 2 Chloes house 2day which was fun as usual :D

49 things you didnt know about me until you read this! (05/03/11)

1. What colour is your tooth brush?
Pink ( My favorite colour!) and white

2. Name one person who made you smile 2day
My Mum :)

3. What wwere u doing at 8am this morning?
Sleeping and having that strange dream ( Plz don't ask.)

4. What were you doing 45 mins ago?
Was on Facebook talking my cousin

5.What is your favorite candy bar?
Hmm thats a tough one... anything chocolate i guess

6.Have u ever been 2 a strip club?
Wth!!??? NO!

7. Last thing you said aloud?
"OK Mum but Sims 3 is mine tomorrow!"

8. What is your favourite ice-cream flavour?
Chocolate or vanilla :-D

9.What was the last thing you had to drink?
Diet coke ( My favourite drink)

10. Do u like your wallet?
I call it a purse and yes I do like it :)

11. What was the last thing you ate ?
A big bar of areo yum ! :)

12. Have u bought any new clothing items this week?
Yeah , a pair of nice jeggings :)

13. The last sporting event you watched?
Um I don't watch sports shows as I'm not a sports fan.

14. Whats your favourite flavour of popcorn?
Sweet. The salty popcorn is DIGUSTING :-/

15. Who was the last person u sent a text mesage to?
My friend Natasha.

16. Ever go camping?
Nope and I have no desire to either.

17.Do u take vitamins daily?
When i was younger yeah.

18.Do u go 2 church every SUnday?
Nah I'm not a religous person.

19.Do u have a tan?
Yeah well, its my natural skin colour with me being half British, half Asain.

20. Do u prefer Cheinese food over pizza?
I love both but I sometime prefer one over the other it depends on wot mood i'm in.

21. Do u drink ur soda with a straw?
Only on special occasions

22. What did your last text message say?
"Chelsey Mathieson would like to add you as a friend on Facebook. Reply add to add or info to get profile."

23.What are you doing tomorrow?
Chillaxing ( My mum thinks that word is naff.)

24.Loo kto your left, what do you see?
A fireplace and my school picture from primary 1.

25. What colour is your watch?
Pink

26. What do u think of Australia/
Sunshine, beautiful beaches, kangaroos, koalas, I'm a Celebrity get me out of here and scary spiders.

27. What is your birthstone?
Pearl ( Its nice but i would've rather it was something brighter like an emerald or a ruby .)

28.Do you go in a fast food place or hit the the drive_thru?
Both but mostly go in. (This question has now made me fancy a McDonalds :) )

29. What is your favourite number?
2 its my lucky number :)

30.Who was the last person u talked 2 on the phone?
My cousin Chloe ( what random convo it was 2)

31.Any plans 2day?
Work on BeWITCH chapter 3

32.How many states u lived in?
None, I stay in Britain, Scotland 2 be exact. Though i would love 2 go 2 America someday.

33.Biggest annoyance right now?
That my leg and hand is sare :(

34.Last song listened to?

Do it Like A Dude by Jessie j( gr8 song :D )

35.Can u say the whole alphabet backwards?
Z, Y, X, W, V,U,T,S,R,Q,P,O,N,M,L,K,J,I,H,G,F,E,D,C,B,A wooo yes i can!!! XD

36.Do u have maid service clean your house?
Nah, my Mum does though.

37.Favourite pair of shoes wear all the time?
Its depends...

38.Are u jealous of anyone?
Nah :)

39.Is any1 jealous of you?
Who wouldn't be? XD LOL jk um idk if any1 is jealous of me at the moment.

40.Do you love anyone?
If u mean romantic-wise then no apart from VERY strong celeb crushes on Joe McElderry and Bruno Mars.

41.Do any of your friends have childeren ?
NO that would be a bit strange ...

42.What do u usually do during the day?
Loads

43.Do u h8 any1 u know right now?
Loads of people 2bh. ESPECIALLY this group of girls who were my friends until I fell out with one of them and then ... welll in short... ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE and i was depressed for months. Its all sorted now though :)

44.Do you use the word "Hello" daily?
Yep

45. What colour is your car?
I don't have one ( Have to wait a couple years 1st :( ) but my Dad has a silver one ( The engines so loud you probably hear himfrom the other side of town XD)

46.Do you like cats ?
No...I FUDGING LOVE THEM!! :-D My cat Precious is my current avatar

47.Are you thinknig about someone right now?
Yeah, I'm thinking aout Chloe and how I can't wait to see her 2moro! :)

48.Have you ever been to Six Flags?
I don't even know it is

49. How did u get your worst scar ?
Well I have a bunk bed with a bed at the top and a sofa at the bottom and I was climbing down the ladder when my foot slipped and scraped against the edge of it. It doesn't actully sound so bad and it didn't seem so bad at the time until I looked at the side of my foot and blood was pouring out :-/ The scar looks like a mutated scab.

Another put your I-pod on shuffle to get the answer thingy :)

Opening Credits: We R Who We R - Ke$ha

Waking Up: Angel in The Night- Basshunter ( If I'm Waking up shouldn't it be Angel in the day?? :-/ )

First Day at School: California Gurls- Katy Perry ft Snoop Dogg

Falling In Love: The Time (Dirty Bit) - The Black Eyed Peas ( Hey this a gd 1 :-D lol)

Breaking up: Whip My Hair-Willow Smith ( Pahhahaha!)

Prom Night:Tik Tok- Ke$ha

Life: Not Afraid- Eminem ( Like this 1 as well!)

Mental Breakdown: Find Your Love-Drake ( So basicially if I don't any1 to love I breakdown??? I'm still young and I'm fine being single! At the moment anyways...(

Driving: Only Girl ( In the World)- Rihanna

Flashback:Number 1- Tinchy Stryder ft N-Dubz

Getting Back Together: Grenade-Bruno Mars (Awwww :'-) )

Wedding: Born This Way-Lady Gaga

Birth of Child: Just Dance- Lady Gaga ( :-D)

Final Battle:Whataya Want From Me-Adam Lambert

Funeral song: Ego-The Saturdays

Final Credits: Everytime We Touch-Cascada

Names:

Real name: April

Your gangster name( first three letters of ur real name plus izzle): Aprizzle

Your detective name( favourite colour and fave animal): Pink Cat

Your soap opera name ( Middle name and current street name) Munim Valley

Star wars name( first 3 letters of ur last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of ur mums maiden name) : Rezapght

Superhero name( 2nd fave colour, fave drink) : Purple Coke

Your witness protection name( Mums middle name ) : Majorie

Goth Name: Black Precious ( Black and a pets name)

╔══╗ ║(O)║ (¸.•´ (¸.• My music corner!!!!

Fave solo female singers: Rihanna ( gonna c her October!! :-D) ,Katy Perry( Gonna c her in November!! :-D), Cheryl Cole, Lady Gaga, Jessie J, Nicole Scherzinger, Willow Smith, Alexis Jordan, Beyonce, Ke$ha, Shakira and Charice

Fave solo male singers: Joe McElderry( swooon!), Tinie Tempah, Basshunter, Flo Rida, Aggro Santos, Jay Sean, Taio Cruz, Ne-Yo, Adam Lambert, Tinchy Stryder,Timbaland, Pitbull, Enrique Igleasias ( swoon !! and im gonna c him in June!!! My birthday month!!) and Eminem

Fave groups: Girls Aloud( BEST GROUP EVER!!! :-D ), The Saturdays, Cascada, 3oh!3, Black Eyed Peas and the Glee Cast.

Top 10 tunes ( This will prob keep changing every once in a while)

1. I Need a Doctor- Dr Dre ft Eminem and Skylar Grey
2. Hit the Lights- Jay Sean ft Lil Wayne
3. Good Girl- Alexis Jordan
4. Mirrors- Natalia Kills
5. Grenade-Bruno Mars
6.S & M- Rihanna
7. 21st Century Girl-Willow Smith
8. Thriller/Heads Will Roll- Glee Cast
9.Don't Hold your Breath- Nicole Scherzinger
10. Do It Like A Dude-Jessie J

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Penguins Lemurs and Twins oh my by Mastermindhunter reviews
A story me and Tonycakes write together. We switch between chapters. Twin girls find out they can talk to animals at age sixteen. How will this effect their lives? Join them on their adventures through New York. Brenna is mine. Tera is Tonycakes.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 103,141 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 4/28/2010 - King Julien, Skipper
The Kidnapping Of Sunshine Corazon by Cryptic-Case reviews
When Sunshine transfers back to McKinley, the glee club members assign Sam a misson: get Sunshine to join New Direction. But, Sam soon finds out that said mission is a lot easier said than it is done. Three-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Sam E., Sunshine C. - Complete
Grenade Glee style by Moment-4-Life reviews
Inspired by Bruno Mars's Grenade.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Santana L., Finn H. - Complete
Journey to the center of my worth by hidden stranger reviews
After a fight with Skipper, Julien is banished from the zoo until he can prove he deserves his title as King. What will become of the ringtail when he is faced with living on New York's city streets? Reviews and advice welcome!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 69,212 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - King Julien
Sleeping with the Enemy by JV's Jack reviews
The penguins have faced danger and adventure before many times. But this could be their biggest threat ever when a charming and rather foxy penguin is introduced to their habitat. A new member of the zoo? Or is there more than meets the eye?
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,726 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Skipper, Marlene - Complete
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Your Touch So Foreign reviews
A tribute songfic to Edward and Bella. Contains Katy Perry's amazing song "E.T." which I do not own. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
BeWITCH reviews
When Charlies job gets transfered, him and Bella are to move to Heatherfield much to Bella's sadness. In Heatherfield she meets the guardians of the Veil. Soon she'll discover shes the sixth Guardian...
Crossover - Twilight & W.I.T.C.H. - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Bella