Burnt Taco
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Joined 04-12-10, id: 2325337, Profile Updated: 07-18-11
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, Code Geass, Fruits Basket, SpongeBob SquarePants, Death Note, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Hey! I'm Burnt Taco!

If you have any questions or comments feel free to send me an e-mail

General Info and Crap:
I am female! I'm Asian too so I have black hair. I wear glasses also, and you know Asians look smexy in glasses! My name you ask? Why it's Burnt Taco; and you're not going to know my real name because I said so! I like the words indeed, ignorant, Shermona, redundancy, and espionage! So I may use those words a lot! My vocabulary isn't that big so I tend to use words over and over again and sometimes it gets annoying -like how I use Jashin all the time! Also I'm part of A.S.S., the Anti-Sasuke Society. Wait, this has bad idea written all over it, The United Sasu-cakes Fangirl Army is going to gang beat me to death... O.o

"When I sketch something its better than if I try..." Quote by my friend, KP; and this is what KP stands for! KP= Kisame Peed! Peed where? We don't know. In the hottub? On Zetsu's pet plant? Who knows.

Quote for the moment, I'll update it when I feel like it:
"I'll take this potato chip... and eat it!" -Light Yagami

When I'm not being awesome I am:
I'm like Natsuki Takaya! I play lots of video games in my spare time (Okami, Legend of Zelda, Kingdom Hearts, Onimusha, Sims, Rune Factory, Drawn to Life, Professor Layton [it makes me feel smart when I solve the puzzles] etc)
I'm like Hippielicious and read, books and fanfiction! (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Stoneheart, Chasing Vermeer, Keys to The Kingdom, Harry Potter, etc)
I'm simply watching YouTube videos like my friend Di-Haz.
I'm watching movies (Walk Hard A Dewey Cox Tale, My Neighbor Totoro, Spirited Away, Howl's Moving Castle, Princess Mononoke etc)
If I'm not doing any of those I am watching cartoons (Spongebob is still the most amazing thing ever! I love the Fairly Odd Parents too! Also, don't forget Invader ZIM! I love that show!)
Well, I might be watching Anime as well, you know, for kicks and giggles (list inserted below). Actually, I spend the majority of my spare time either reading manga or playing video games, yup, I'm an inside person.
I'm working on my speech (Impromptu).
I'm doing my homework, yes. Even I have homework. No more homework! School is over!

I love anime and manga, if you can't tell from my fanfiction.
I am currently reading/watching or have already read/watched: Naruto, Naruto Shipudden (Actually, I quit this one, it just got boring for me), Code Geass [Lelouch of the Rebillion and R2, Full Metal Alchemist [The first and Brotherhood, they now both have a special place in my heart, Death Note, Chibi Vampire (:Most Recent:) Ouran High School Host Club, Fruits Basket, Inuyasha (:Number 1, as in my first:), and I might start reading Black Cat soon (:I've already watched a little of Black Cat, it was pretty Shermona I just can't find the time! :) OH, and freakedoutangel tells me that Katekyo Hitman Reborn is good too; I also better finish watching Angel Beats, I started six monthes ago and I'm only on episode two... I'll work on that, I'll finish it eventually!

Favorite Characters? Too many to say... But here's a few! (Not in order... I don't know if I could decide on a specific order.)
Tobi, Deidara, Shikamaru, Lelouch, Huny, Mori, Ling Yao (Lin Yao to some), L, Mello, Haku, Howl (Drama Queen much?), Calcifer, Kyo, Shigure, Hikaru and Kauru, Suigetsu, Sai, Gir, ZIM, and Gaz . I have many many more, but that would take forever to read and you'd get bored before you finished. TeeHee. Oh and when it comes to least favorite characters Sasuke takes home the glory; and Karin from Naruto Shipudden comes in with a very close second! Sham WooHoo!

Coming Soon to a theatre near you: (: Well maybe not a theatre... but still these are coming soon! :)
Another Chapter of Treblinka! U Died! I'm so excited for it!
After I finish Deidara in Fruits Basket I'm gonna write another Deidara FanFiction since he's such an awesome shmawsome character! It's going to be called...
KUREI AND SUMI!!!!! Not a bad title, no? But if it is, feel free to tell me... I'm no good with titles...
Soon, a Percy Jackson and The Olympians collaboration with Julie-O, she doesn't have a fanfiction account, it's going to be a crack fic called "Technicolor Raincoat" so prepare yourselves!
Also, a collaboration with mikopandax3! Everyone wants to collaborate with me because I have no social life! :D

So just to clarify with you I haven't updated in an uber long time because...

1) I have homework (Not at the moment, because school is over!)
2) I'm lazy, just gonna be honset with you guys.

So I found this on EeBee-kohai's profile page and copied it into mine! I hope she's not angry at me...
Alright, well first, you need to have your top 12 favorite characters, be sure to put them in order. By the way, I did Naruto. Next answer the quetions below. ^-^

1) Tobi

2) Deidara

3) Shikamaru

4) Sai

5) Suigetsu

6) Haku

7) Gaara

8) Hidan

9) Temari

10) Jugo

11) Konan

12) Itachi

1) Have you ever read a 6/11 FanFic before?

Haku and Konan? Sounds kinda creepy don't you think? So no, I have not read a Haku Konan FanFic. But maybe I'll write one just to be different!

2) Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

Sai? Oh yeah! We're going to get married and have babies! Yeah, no! I don't think so!

3) What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?

Hidan wouldn't let Itachi get that close to him. And I don't think Itachi wants to be that close either. Their baby would end up a crack baby too. Anyways, if Hidan was carrying a baby what would happen when he stabs himself repeatedly? It would be like an instant abortion... BABY KILLER!

4) Do you recall any FanFics about 9?

Temari? Not really

5) Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

Deidara and Haku? Ummm well. I guess sure they could be androgynous together. They would probably be a pretty good gay couple since Deidara's all masculine and Haku's all girly. =D

6) 5/9 or 5/10?

Suigetsu and Temari? Or Suitgetsu and Jugo? To be gender correct Suigetsu and Temari. To be more personality correct probably Suigetsu and Jugo since they know each other better. But either way it would be kind of hard to do anything with Suigetsu since he's all watery...

7) Make up a summary of a 3/10 FanFic.

WHAT THE HELL?! When would Shikamaru and Jugo meet?! Alright I will try
Off in his family's private forests Shikamaru found a man talking to the deer. He wore an Akatsuki cloak and Shikamaru was about to attack when he turned around and their eyes met. Shikamaru saw the innocence in his eyes... They became unexpected friends... Don't judge, I suck at that stuff!!!! T.T

8) Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff?

I would not believe any relationship fluff would come out of Tobi and Hidan. I personally think Hidan scares Madara's Tobi persona. But when you write with Tobi, it has to be fluff! You know, the happy sort of little kid writing that I always write!

9) Suggest a title for a 7/12 Hurt/Comfort FanFic.

Gaara and Itachi? The Ichibi's Tears? Maybe not...

10) Does anyone on your friends list read FanFics of 3?

I hope so cause I sort of wrote one...

11) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?

miko-pandax3 drew Konan in Xia19222's yearbook!

12) Would anyone on your friends list ever write 2/4/5?

Deidara, Sai, Suigetsu?! Who in their right mind would write such a mentally scarring thing?! I'd write it though, so I can be different from the norm!

13) What might 10 scream at a moment of great passion?

Can I make Jugo gay? Ok.
"Sasuke! I love you with a passion! Run off with me into the Great Beyond! Aahh! The fangirls! They attack me! They hurt me!"

14) If you wrote a SongFic about 8, what song would you choose?

A song for Hidan? Definetly a Christian Song! How about "We Live" by Superchik? "WE LIVE WE LOVE! WE FORGIVE AND NEVER GIVE UP! CUZ THE DAYS WE ARE GIVEN ARE GIFTS FROM ABOVE! AND TODAY WE REMEMBER TO LIVE AND TO LOVE!" Sounds like Hidan doesn't it?

15) If you wrote a 1/6/12 FanFic, what would the warning be?

TobixHakuxItachi? I'm going to be as honest as possible; that sounds scary. Alright, here we go: Warning: Do not read with small children! Pedophilia and Creepy Akatsuki members/Dead Mist Shinobi...

16) What might be a good pickup line for 10 to use on 2?

A pick up line for Jugo to use on Deidara? I think Deidara's going to take that wrong and end up blowing himself up or something like that but here goes,
"I'm like a rubiks cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get..." Jugo said
"Hey, I'm a guy! I don't want to play with you!" Deidara said as he blew himself up... AWWW! I liked Deidara! I don't want him to die! Even if he has! T-T

Life and Lemons

When Life Gives you Lemons, Make Lemonade!
When life gives you mayonnaise... throw it back and say, "B!TCH I ASKED FOR LEMONS!!"
When life gives you lemons throw them back and demand vodka.
When life gives you lemons ,it wants you to make lemonade. When life gives you apples, its trying to scare your doctor away.
When life gives you lemons, call him a pervert and ask if he reads fanfiction.
When life gives you oranges, ask what is with his obsession with citruses.
When life gives you lemons, it wants you to make lemonade. When life gives you oranges, it wants you to make orange juice. When life gives you apples, it want you to make apple juice. And when life gives you grapes, it wants you to get drunk.
When life throws you lemons and it hits you in the eye, tell everyone you know "life is a bitch"
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and watch as the whole world tries to figure out how you did it.When life gives you lemons, throw them back and say give me some real * food!
When life gives you lemons, throw the lemons back at life!
When life gives you lemons, squirt juice in life's eyes. Take that life! What now?!

OKAY!! Who is this LIFE and why is he throwing stuff at People? It probably Hurts!!
And repost this if you hate Life (and add your own quote to 'Life and Lemons')

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate, marshmallows, and ice cream too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?


Yo Xia! I copied this from your profile! :D

[x] you own at least 5 black shirts (BT: my governator t-shirt, the snoopy one, cheer you up everyday, then there's that nice one my mom always tells me to wear, and Grauman's Chinese Theatre... So, yeah! I've got five!)
] you like skinny jeans
[x] you're listening to music right now
[x]you have painted your fingernails black before (BT: when I was an emo for halloween and hippielicious was a goth!)
[x] You have more than 300 songs on your ipod/mp3
] Have attempted suicide
[x] Like the color black (BT: And purple, and rainbow, and blue, and red!)
] hate girly girls
] have kissed the same sex before
[x] Like to be alone
] hate popular music
[x] keep hair in front of your face (BT: Well, I don't have bangs anymore so I can't do that right now! But I have!)
] give people evil stares (BT: Why would I do that? That makes a horrible impression!)
] Hate your parents or one of them
] Life sucks for you right now
[x] have been called emo (BT: Not cool!)
] Dislike the colors pink, green, teal and baby blue
] own thick-rimmed glasses
[x] Complain a lot (BT: It's fun!)
] own a studded belt
Total: 9

] own more than 10 minishorts
] own more than 10 miniskirts
] have kissed more than 7 people
] have been called a sl-t
[x] drink a lot (BT: just not alcohol!)
] You wear dark eye makeup
] wear low cut shirts
] have been called a tease
] Flirt with everyone
[x] love the opposite sex
[x] Go to parties/sleepovers at least once a week (BT: in the summer!)
] wear tight clothing
] own 5 tube tops
] you've kissed more than 2 guys/girls
] Like wearing swimsuits
] Sit on the opposite sex's lap
] People hate you
] Its nice to be naughty
] you cuss because you think its fun
Total:3 (Look, a face!)

]own at least 5 jerseys
] Have 10 or more trophies
]Wear hair up almost everyday (BT: I used to :3)
] Love sports
] Own 5 or more sweatpants
[x] Dont wear makeup (BT: my one exception is when I go to a Speech and Debate meet, gotta look respectable after all.)
] Have / had played lacrosse
] Play/played more than 2 sports
] Play sports
] Can play a sport if you've never played it before
] On first string
[x] You play/played Tennis
] You play/played Basketball
] You play/played baseball-softball
] You play/played soccer
] You run/ran track
] You play/played football
] Been called a jock
[x] Have set a record (BT: On a pinball machine x3)
] Are friends with your coach
] Love watching sports
]can do 17 push-ups in 20 seconds

PART FOUR (Doesn't apply to guys):
] Own at least 5 polos
] Own at least 5 pink shirts
] Own at least 5 designer bags
] Wear ribbons in you hair sometimes
] Love pearls
] Only like popular music
] Read tons of magazines
] Love shopping
] Go shopping usually once a week
] Voted prom queen
] Have dated a jock
[x] Like attention
[x] Always have your cellphone with you
] Have more than 50 contacts on your phone
] More than 30 guy contacts
] Hate emo people
] Wear make up
] Is stupid (BT: That doesn't compute with my 48% Nerd!)
] Wear heels

] Wear your pants above your belly button
[x] Wear glasses/contacts (BT: They're black with little white flowers on the sides oh, but I also have my blue framed transitions as well!)
[x] have/had braces (BT: They suck!)
[x] In/have been in advanced classes
] On Math team (BT: Ewwey, I hate math!)
[x] Have all A's (BT: Yay for me!)
[x] Have been called a nerd (BT: Not Even Remotely Dorky)
] Is bullied
[x] LOVE to learn (BT: I'm just lazy!)
[x] Like your teachers
[x] Watch history channel (BT: Eh, when I'm bored. I also watch Food Network, Cooking Channel, Discovery Health [now I just watch FitTV since it has all the Discovery Health shows {update: it's now Discovery Fit & Health}] Investigation Discovery, Discovery Channel, and Animal Planet. Is that bad for a 15-year-old?)
[x] Never go anywhere on the weekends (Because everyone is busy and/or doesn't want to get out of bed!)
[X] Have been called weird (BT: I'm gonna be honast, I am weird!)
] Scared to talk to the opposite sex
[x] Don’t have pictures of yourself on MySpace (BT: I don't even have a MySpace or FaceBook or whatever else there is!)
[x] Read a book a month in your leisure time
[x] You read on your last spring break (BT: A little bit...)
] Have your own website (BT: That would be awesome! Think about it, www.BurntTacoisAmazing.net! Too bad that doesn't exist... yet...)
] Wear pocket protectors
[x] Done/does test corrections when you got above a 90 on it
[x] Did/does extra-credit when average is over an 85
[x] Take notes on what the teachers tell you not to worry about.

[x] own baggy/ long clothing
] like to talk like a thug
] you own gold/ silver chains
] have a flat brimmed hat
] like to wear a certain color because of a gang
] you are in a gang
] you mostly listen to rap music
] you own clothes from lines such as ecko, sean john, g unit, 69, south pole, rasta, notorious
] you have a nice sound system in your car
] you never walk... you strut
] you don’t like haters from rival gangs
] you have a thug nickname
] you hate emo people
] you hate punk kids
] you have made a gang
] you can name more than 20 rappers {that you actually listen to}
] you can dance
] you want to rap when you are older
[x] you love turntables (BT: I just think they're cool looking!)
] hate the punks that are in fake gangs.

If you haven't noticed The parts represent the 6 high school stereotypes
Part 1= Emo
Part 2= Sl-t / man wh0re
Part 3= Jock
Part 4= Girly (doesn't apply to guys)
Part 5= Nerd
Part 6= Thug
Multiply each number by 3 then repost as_ % Emo_ % Sl-t, _ % Jock, _ % Girly, _ % Nerd, _ %Thug

So then Burnt Taco is...
27% Emo
9% Sl-t (BT: What?!)
9% Jock
6% Girly
48% Nerd (BT: That sounds right...)
6% Thug
That doesn't add up right! I get 105 when I add them all together. Shouldn't it be 100 once you add them all together?!

Anyone seen the movie Whisper of the Heart? I like their version of Country Road...
Concrete roads
Everywhere I go
Covering West Tokyo (I'm American so I guess I'd say San Francisco! It still rhymes the same way!)
Chopped down forests
Buried our valleys
My home town's
Down concrete roads

That's all I'm telling you... for now! Because pedophiles scare me! Like a lot! And just for my English teacher! LIKE! LIKE! LIKE! LIKE! LIKE! LIKE! LIKE! My old English teacher hated it when you use the word like! He called them "LIKE ALERTS" You got a point taken off your grade everytime you said "LIKE" incorrectly! I actually did pretty well against the "like alerts". I rarely said like, mostly because I rarely talked in his class, but still. YAY!

I love you like a fat kid loves cake! (: I am not meaning to offend... Not at all... :)
~Burnt Taco~

And you're all Shermona! :) HEEHEE! OHHHHHH!

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Stuck With Sai by hippielicious reviews
All the teenagers of Konoha have to attend a sex-ed class and Kyoko has the great luck of being stuck with Sai. Of course, Kyoko knows better than almost anyone as to why there should be a sex-ed class.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,570 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Sai - Complete
Kitty Cat Rental Room by DiscombobulatedCanadian reviews
Heracles never anticipated that living with nearly 15 cats would increase his living expenses and now with no other option he is faced with having to find a roommate or becoming homeless and picking dumpsters with all 15 cats. Rated M for later ch. ;D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,648 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Japan, Greece
Twisted and Trapped by miko-pandax3 reviews
This story is about girl named Yuri and a boy named Sasuke. These two hate each other's guts, but what is going to happen when they switch bodies? Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of it's characters! Those belong to Kishimoto! Please enjoy! miko
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Sasuke U.
Never Think You're Worthless by J.E.McCormickGal reviews
Butters' dad voices his opinion on his son's best friend, Kenny McCormick. When Kenny confides in Butters about feeling completely useless, can the small blonde cheer up his friend? Rated T because of swearing, and heck it's South Park.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Kenny M., Butters S.
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Deidara In Fruits Basket reviews
Deidara seems to be having the hardest time adjusting to his new environment when Hidan and the other Akatsuki slowly begin to show up and ease his pain; but will the Akatsuki ever find their way home to their dark cave of wonders? We shall see...
Crossover - Fruits Basket & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,571 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Deidara
Technicolor Raincoat reviews
This is the, more or less, diary of a satyr named Grover. A satyr with a special raincoat, a Technicolor Raincoat. What does said Technicolor Raincoat do? Find out that and more, in these pixalated words... A collaboration with Julie-O!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,541 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Grover, Juniper
Mirai reviews
I have revised my old story Evelyn of Britannia and this is the end result. I hope you like it! Quick Synopsis! Eve is a girl sent away from Britannia, forced to live in Japan. Can she work with Lelouch and bring Britannia to its knees?
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,327 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Lelouch L., Zero
I Suck reviews
Ide knew that he was useless at love, and had even given up. Until, that is, Matsuda set him up on a blind date. Hee hee...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Ide H., Matsuda T. - Complete
Treblinka! U Died! reviews
All Naruto characters without blonde hair and blue eyes are captured. Warning: Yaoi and possible mpreg.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,854 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 6/17/2010
Kabuto, You're Grounded reviews
Orochimaru is locked out of his secret lair to burn in the hot sun one day after he comes home from the grocery store; Kabuto is panicked in his search for the keys while Sasuke sits back and watches, laughing at Orochimaru's pain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y. - Complete
BP Bikini Bottom reviews
An oil tanker filled with a corrosive oil spills its contents over Bikini Bottom. This is the story of how all your favorite characters die from this corrosive oil! Yay! I tried to make it rated M but it just didn't work out...
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Complete
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