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Joined 04-12-10, id: 2325425, Profile Updated: 12-11-14
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

About me: I’m: too good for you

- Blood Type A, perfectionist.
- open minded.
- too trusting.
- a homebody. what? I enjoy alone time, by myself... If you know what i mean.
- easily attracted to people, however just as easily turned off...
- movie obsessed. I waste most the time/money on movies/series/cinemas/torrents. :P

I tend to:
- be rather odd.
- shutdown, whenever the clock hits 9pm.
- uncontrollably curse, "A LOT". especially when playing League Of Legends.
- be very competitive when provoked.
- open up to people easily, which has caused me a lot of heartaches.
- screech randomly. Which my sister always scold me for, whenever she barges in my room to see whats happened. But after the first few months she got used to it. :)

I Love:

- editing music videos. I have a deep passion for it.

- reading words that can enter my vocabulary.

- singing.

I Hate:
- disappointing people.
- that I don't revenge.
- that I'm irritable.
- boastful people.
- people that criticizes others. (sometimes they don't even realize it themselves.)
- lastly, I hate injustice.


My Favorite Pairings(not in order, & still updating. NOT COMPLETE!

Cross-Over:
Twilight/Harry Potter: Bella/Hermione

FEM-SLASH:
Bella/Alice
Fleur/Hermione
Kahlan/Cara
Chloe/Lana
Diana/Leona
Vi/Caithlyn
Syndra/Irelia


"The Pisces lives in a fantasy world that she has created in her mind. She believes in magic and fairy tales, and loves to immerse herself in a mystical world of make-believe. Don't ever make fun of her tendency to escape into her own dream world. She will feel offended and possibly remove you from her life. Instead, make an effort to be imaginative and indulge some of her wildest fantasies."


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are and add a stereotype to the list.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.(All asians are. LOL!)
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.(Sex tape?)
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.(No Comment!)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell
.(I do believe in that, but I myself just can't help being Bi )
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.(I don't shove, I just persuade..)
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.(Doesn't make sense, it's normal for a girl to wear skirts)
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.(Totally not! I actually am a rather very charitable person. I give to Charity!:D)

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.(Not black all the time, I just wear black...)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.(HAHA..haha.. )
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (okay this ones half way true )
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (Ew!)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.(I believe in sex after marriage.. xD Well, I don't really.. I just don't want to disappoint my parents )
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.(I just don't want to complicate myself with relationships right now!*sigh*Why can't people understand that??)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
(I don't, I only do it the day before it's to be submitted LoL!)
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (I'm really upset with myself.. jk!)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.(It's what you call unique! xD)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. (Yea I do! I love People! xD)
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.(I just party with them, but I don't drink :P Some people think that's too prim & proper, but I just don't like polluting my body.)
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. (I DON'T!! xD

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak(Really?)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt (It's actually called a kilt)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.(hehe!)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (NO COMMENT lol)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy(So what! I don't litter!)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. (oh. my. god. HOW DID YOU KNOW!! LMFAO JK JK)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan (Not Pagan but i worship him anyway... lol jk jk... only half of the time... like when its time for fun shit... grins evilly lol)
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.(Hm... Not Technically, I only want to get with the cute ones LOL!)

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (Hm...)

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI and YURI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.


I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
My parents/parent was or are into drinking and doing drugs, so I must drink and do drugs too.
I'm not a poser or a goth or a skater or emo or a jock, so I must be a prep.
My favorite color is pink so I MUST be a prep who worships BARBI.

I'm SMART so I MUST not have friends
I'm a LESBIAN so i Must burn in hell
I grew up with two homosexual parents, so I MUST be a homosexual too

I'm OBSESSED with fanfiction so I MUST have no life
I have been in lots of school fights, so I MUST be easily angered(I don't usually start it. But when they Anger me, I'm usually a War Freak! xD)

I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP, so I MUST have no self esteem
I wear BAGGY CLOTHES so I MUST think I'm fat
I wear FLANNEL SHIRTS so I MUST be a lesbian
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to dive between every girls legs and fuck her senseless(Damn, I never ever thought about doing that xD)


FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!” haha that happened once before...

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours. tell me about it...

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.

REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit about the person who talks shit about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedual to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it!


Things To Do In Wal-Mart When Your Bored

1) As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow, magic!"

2) Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

3) Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

4) Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.

5) Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6) Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible.

7) Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax.

8) Go to the food court, buy a drink, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

9) Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "I'm Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave."

10) Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet behind them. Do this until they leave the store.

11) Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

12) Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in here!"

13) Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

14) Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

15) Hold indoor shopping cart races.

16) In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

17) Leave Cheerios in lawn and garden, pillows in the pet section, etc.

18) Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

19) Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

20) Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any in stock. (i.e.: Shnerples)

21) Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

21) Pay off layaways 50 cents at a time.

22) Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

23) Play with the automatic doors.

24) Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.

25) Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

26) "Re-alphabetize" the CD's.

27) Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

28) Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

29) Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are taking it for a test drive.

30) Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

31) Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies."

32) Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals throughout the day.

33) Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

34) Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bed department.

35) Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join.

36) Take bets on the battle from above.

37) Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return it and when they say you didn't buy it there say, "Hm... I thought the customer was always right!"

38) Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

39) Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full-scale battle with G.I. Joe vs. X-men.

40) Test the brushes and combs in cosmetics.

41) Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from other aisles.

42) TP as much of the store as possible before they stop you.

43) Try to hold up customers with the toy guns. See how much you can make.

44) Tune all the radios to polka stations; then turn them off and turn the volume up to full blast.

45) Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in Housewares and see what happens.

46) Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi. I haven't seen you in so long." etc. See if they play along.

47) When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between them yelling "Red Rover."

48) When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

49) When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

50) When someone steps away from his or her cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

51) When there are people behind you, walk really slowly, especially in thin aisles.

52) While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

53) While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who buys this crap anyway?!"

LMFAO I might try those sometime ;)


Quotes that make me laugh.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

When life gives you lemmons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how the hell you pulled it off.

You say psycho like it's a bad thing.

Change is inevitable..except from a vending machine.

You know, we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby that's half human, half PURE EVIL!

Evil always triumphs over good because good is dumb.

'Up is down'? Well that's just madeningly unhelpful.

I'm going to be a bald bride! This is so not ideal..

If i'm not back in five minutes..wait longer!

You tried your best and failed miserably, the lesson is 'never try'.

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the sky and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench is wet with paint and he has to touch it himself to make sure.

I have better things to do...like watching paint dry!

God made us best friends because he knew our mom wouldn't be able to handle us as sisters.

Friends will ask you why you are crying, but best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected, a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

Friends will always be like "Well you deserve better", but best friends will be prank calling him saying "You will die in seven days."

A friend know of the guy you like, a best friend knows all twelve of them

A friend will keep track of the guy you like, a best friend will track the guy you love

A friend will be jealous when they see you kissing a guy, a best friend will be overprotecively ready to kill the poor guy for it

A friend will try and find you a date to the dance, a best friend will be your date

A friend will tell you "yes you do look good in that dress!", a best friend will be telling you, in detail, how hideous you appear

A best friend is the one who can look at you with the biggest smile on your face and still knows something's wrong.

Friends will love your mom, best friends will want to marry your mom so they can officially be your father

A friend helps you up when you fall, a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumb ass?"

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain, a best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the cell next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!

A friend will laugh at you when you play the air guitar, a best friend will be standing there next to you doing the drum beat on your head

A friend will know your favorite pop song, a best friend will know your secretly into death heavy metal

A friend would call you a retard, but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you.

A friend will start talking like you, with a best friend it will make no sense when you talk

A friend will take a bullet for you, a best friend will be the one pulling the trigger

A friend will try and calm you down when your pissed, a best friend will be cracking jokes until your over it

You know you've got the greatest friends when the only time they make you cry is when you're laughing too hard.

A friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

Sometimes I'm clueless and clumsy but I got friends who love me.

I used to be normal, until I met those losers I now call my best friends!

She's my best friend, break her heart and I'll break your face!

Friends are God's way of apologizing for our families.


Copy and Pastes :D

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"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.


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Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when someone will come along, open you up, and eat your insides.


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If people were meant to pop out of bed we would all sleep in toasters.


Voldemort, Voldemort, oo Voldy, Voldy, Voldy, Voldemort.


I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor". A long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive.


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If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this.


If you've ever pushed off a school project till the week before it was due and still got a good grade on it, copy and paste this into your profile.


I am perfectly imperfect. :D

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you two are going to kill each other, at least do it outside. I just finished cleaning!"

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week."

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you aren't coming to the store with me!"

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.

6. My mother taught IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"Your room looks like a tornado went through there!"

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it too!"

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children around the world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home!"

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You're going to get it when we get home!"

17. My mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way!"

18. My mother taught me about ESP.
"Put your sweater on! Don't you think I know when you're cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When the lawnmower cuts off you toes, don't come crying to me!"

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about MY ROOTS.
"Shut that door! Do you think you were raised in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you're my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


Annoying things to do in an elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

- I'm gonna do that one of these days...

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.


YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)


Hope you enjoyed browsing through my profile. Feel free to read my stories and PM me if you wanna chat. _

and follow me on twitter. :))) @ChArMfAiTh39


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Age Doesn't Matter in Love by XxKelleyxX reviews
All human. Bella is a senior at Forks High when Miss Alice Brandon, fresh out of college comes to teach Math. What happens when Bella starts to have feelings for her teacher, despite having a boyfriend?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 198,266 - Reviews: 3709 - Favs: 1,677 - Follows: 1,944 - Updated: 12/4/2014 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Alice, Bella
Love Bite by Here'sTo reviews
Bella gets a little too rough during a play fight with Alice, which has some unexpected consequences. But in hindsight, she really should have known that vampires would consider biting a a turn on.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 308,043 - Reviews: 1447 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 1,111 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Alice, Bella
The Story behind Beauty and the Beast by leo-lehcarth reviews
Remember the ever-popular fairytale that generations of Muggle children are familiar with? What if it was more than just a fairytale? Warning: Femmeslash. Fleur/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,343 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Hermione G., Fleur D.
Harry Potter and the Veela Girls by Healer reviews
Fleur/Hermione Femlash. Fleur grew up knowing whe was veela, Hermione didn't know she was one too. What's up with Snape? Takes place during the Goblet of Fire Rating may change R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 111,773 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 7/27/2009 - [Fleur D., Hermione G.] - Complete
Echo by iceonthewing reviews
The echoes of your lies are your most hidden desires. Featuring Psychic!Rachel and In-Denial!Quinn. Loosely based on the movie "What Women Want". Faberry. DISCONTINUED.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,627 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 7/23/2010 - [Rachel B., Quinn F.]
Entwined by Metal-Potato-Alex reviews
After an impossible encounter, two young women find their lives destined to entwine. This is the tale of Hermione Granger and Fleur Delacour, and how they fell in love. Hermione/Fleur femslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 84,634 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
Deal with the Devil by roxystyle011 reviews
Rachel doesn't understand what it is that Santana has that makes all the boys go crazy. When Santana denies her a simple kiss, Rachel enlists the help of Quinn to make her jealous. Faberry.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,436 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Fleur's Soulmate: Hermione by Romantic1 reviews
This is what I think what would have happend if Fleur took an interest in Hermione. Instead of Fleur being chased, Fleur chases Hermione. Fleur will do anything to get her mate, Hermione. WARNING: Femmeslash RATED: T, for now. I may also do a sequel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,125 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Fleur D., Hermione G.
The Fine Line by Absinthe-With-Faust reviews
Hermione is sent back in time to extract information from Bellatrix at school. A somewhat deep, involved insight to the events leading to Bella's Death Eater initiation. A bit of romance and a good chance for smut. Try to keep them in character.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,435 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L.
Curious Brown Eyes by BespokeBrazil reviews
Duchess Fleur just arrived in Hogwarts, from another school, from another past. She is in a new life now, with new friends, and she meets a girl with curious brown eyes. Wich will be more important? Her love ou her new life? Hermione/Fleur Femmeslash Yuri
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,783 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Fleur D., Hermione G.
Human Condition by Never-everland reviews
Fleur has known all her life who she was in love with, except her name, where she was and most importantly, who she was. Fleur/Hermione Starts in Goblet of Fire. Yes its one of "those" fics haha.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,460 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Hermione G., Fleur D.
Enchanted by GOTTAxHAVExFAITH reviews
just a simple fleurhermione story. After two years of not seeing her Fleur still has a crush on Hermione, but does she feels the same?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,050 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Fleur D., Hermione G.
Darkest Light by Corker42 reviews
Past lives can haunt and plague the conscious of an indivdual. For Hermione and Pansy their past lives will ignite their souls and their hearts. Can they defeat the darkness that once over took them? Love in a time of war may just reveal the answer...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,114 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Hermione G., Pansy P. - Complete
new girl by Demena-x reviews
Tawni left so random for a job at Mackenzie falls, so they get a new cast member, Alex Russo. What happens when the two girls get close... read & review : x Mitchie/Alex Sonny/Alex Mitchie/Mikayla Sonny/Mikayla Demena... yeah, you get the picture
Crossover - Wizards of Waverly Place & Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,859 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Alex R., Sonny M.
Walking a mile by Apatija reviews
Post DH, Hr/F. Spoilers. Hermione chooses to return to school. Fleur is forced to join her. The part-Veela circles the bookworm, intentions unclear, but an unexpected magical mishap forces them to switch perspectives, intimately know one another.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,046 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Fleur D., Hermione G.
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Hermione - Lost in twilight reviews
"A witch with memory lost; threaded by fate to a world different from hers." (Femslash)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,949 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Hermione G., Bella
Closer reviews
This is related to my Fem-slash video: Closer - Fleur/Hermione/Harry... If you want a sneak peek, watch it on my YT account: ChArMfAiTh34 and search for that Title.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,130 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Hermione G., Fleur D.