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Joined 04-13-10, id: 2326371, Profile Updated: 12-04-13
Author has written 14 stories for Half-Life, Mass Effect, BioShock, Minecraft, Fallout, Portal, Diablo, Scott Pilgrim, Guild Wars, Borderlands, Radio Dramas, and Gravity Falls.

If you're reading this, it means you liked and/or were curious about the things I write. So thanks!

My name's James. I love to write, above most other things, but I also like to game a lot (a fact which will probably make itself apparent).

I'm 19, born in December, and I live in England. Not a great deal more to say about myself than that.

Please feel welcome to read my stories, and leave a review if you have any thoughts or comments on them. I read them all (obviously) and it really does make my day when someone lets me know what they've thought.

Thanks for reading!

- Cheesus

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Serenade by Malignant reviews
karkatxnepeta sadstuck. spoilers for anyone unfamiliar with "you really should kneel" and the events after that. rated t for descriptions of gore.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Nepeta L., Karkat V. - Complete
Half Life Reborn by Killerblonde reviews
What if it was someone else in test chamber C-33/a? What if nobody agreed to be administrator of Earth, and the combine had no reason to let humanity live? Half Life Reborn is a remake of HL with new enemies, new allies, and a whole new faction. Review!
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 130,542 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Complete
Failure by Honeyfish reviews
Lamb got her Utopian after all, and Delta has been left behind. Fortunately, he isn't alone.
BioShock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Delta, G. Alexander
Strength in Numbers by Bloodhawk 248 reviews
In a galaxy where the deeds of the heroic Commander Shepard are lauded and recorded, one rogue N6 operative, a talkative salarian, and a world-weary krogan, go unnoticed. For how long is another matter.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,978 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010
Irony by Honeyfish reviews
Delta returns for Eleanor in the quarantine room in the borrowed body of a Little Sister, and the two share a moment of bonding that would have been impossible otherwise. / spoilers
BioShock - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Delta, Eleanor L. - Complete
Monster by Honeyfish reviews
A second look at Delta's "evil" actions reveals only fear and fervent devotion. / spoilers.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Delta - Complete
Waste by Honeyfish reviews
Stanley's sins have found him out, but not in the way he expected.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Stanley P., Delta - Complete
Depths Without Atmosphere by AegisWarden reviews
A short story based on the FPS game 'Halo'. A band of survivors from a destroyed UNSC warship must come together to ensure their continuing survival, and the fate of mankind.
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/14/2010
Subversion by Honeyfish reviews
As Delta struggles against his broken bond and his failing body, Sofia attempts to leave one final impression on Eleanor. // A slight re-imagining of the Good ending.
BioShock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Delta, S. Lamb - Complete
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Explorers & Outsiders reviews
After an unusual page in the book seizes Dipper's attention, the Pines set off to explore the enigmatic town of Night Vale. But outsiders in this strange town rarely stick around - or worse still, they never leave.
Crossover - Radio Dramas & Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,945 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Welcome to Night Vale, Dipper P., Mabel P.
BreakoutBreakdown reviews
Run. Scream. Kill. Repeat.
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Complete
Citizen reviews
This applies to pretty much any RPG .
Guild Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Complete
Left Behind reviews
In the morning after absolutely nothing, Lisa confronts the problem she's been hiding from for years: 'how can I stop loving Scott Pilgrim'
Scott Pilgrim - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Lisa M., Scott P. - Complete
Legacies reviews
After the defeat of the Prime and Lesser Evils, heroes have ascended to legends... but the lessons learned can only truly be passed down in their legacies.
Diablo - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,865 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2012
Eye of the Overwatch reviews
Life on both sides of the Combine Overwatch, as told by a citizen-turned-Metrocop and a Resistance inductee.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,350 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 4/15/2010
Curse of the Endermen reviews
The forgotten lore of the Endermen: what they were, what they are, and how their fall from grace came to be.
Minecraft - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Complete
What Makes Them Tick reviews
A mechanically-minded scavenger and his dedicated partner do their best to survive in the wasteland, facing countless dangers and trials as they try to carve out a place for themselves.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,072 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011
The Forgotten Test reviews
A test subject, long since abandoned, struggles to quell the dementia raging in his mind.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Complete
Undead reviews
A one-off account of the origins of a zombie in Minecraft
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Complete
Block reviews
A brief insight into the conscious mind of a Minecraft cube of dirt.
Minecraft - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Complete
Rapture reviews
A descriptive writing piece exploring the sunken nightmare that is the city of Rapture
BioShock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Big Daddy, Little Sister - Complete
Rethroned reviews
The fate of all life in the galaxy is once again in Shepard's hands as an old enemy returns with a bitter vengeance.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,872 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Shepard (F)
Beneath the Waves, a two part short story reviews
A little glimpse into the demented mind of everyone's favourite gene junkie - the common Splicer.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Big Daddy - Complete