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Joined 04-13-10, id: 2326619, Profile Updated: 05-04-11
Author has written 12 stories for Alice in Wonderland, 2010, Boy In the Striped Pajamas, Alice in Wonderland, Teen Titans, SpongeBob SquarePants, and Death Note.

PRIVET!! I am Mikolaj Ryszard.

My language skills are a bit off because I am French/Polish/jewish canadian.

I have a very good friend called kristen and her stories are very good. Melanie Swirls.

By the way, I am Nick. I am a poet/writter/teacher/scientist/philosopher/futur world conqueror...

98 percent of the teen population automatically thinks the word "Cullen" whenever they hear the name "Edward". If you're part of the 2 percent that thinks "Scissorhands" post this on your profile

My favorite author is Ken Follet.

I love London and HATE Paris. (It literraly stinks.).

My favorite poem is Jabberwockey by Lewis Carroll.

My favorite poet is Robert Frost.

My favorite tv show is... SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!

I think this is the funniest joke ever:

"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." "I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" exclaims Watson. "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson ponders for a minute. "Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?" "Watson, you idiot!" he exclaims, "Somebody's stolen our tent!"

Pokemon is an epic tv show and Meowth is the best.

Wow, if you have continued readind, I like you.

Favourite song: Defying gravity (Wicked)

Favourite movie: Finding Nemo and patch Adams

Favourite play: Wicked

Favourite tv show: Spongebob Squarepants

Favourite book: The Man from St-Petersburg, Ken Follett

Favourite city: London, England

Favourite religion: What a stupid question...

Favourite food: Vermacelli noodles

Favourite author (novels): Ken Follett

Favourite author (fanfiction): Melanie Swirls

Favourite sport: Alpine skiing

Favourite singer: Idina Menzel

Favourite animal: Ummm... Cat?

Favourite colour: I would never prefer. i like them all equally.

Favourite subject: CHEMISTRY!

Favourite hobby: Reading books

Favourite celebrity: Shane Dawson (youtube), Ellen DeGeneres (tv)

Favourite restaurant: Le Jules Verne

Favourite band: Wilki (pronounced "Vilkjii)

Death note stuff:

Number 12 of your favorite Death note characters in order of how much you like them (1 being highest)

1. Ryuk

2. Mello

3. Mello

4. Misa

5. Matt

6. Light

7. Matsuda

8. Watari

9. Near

10 and 11. Rem

12. Aizawa

1. Have you ever read a six/eleven fic? Do you want to?

Light/Rem? Nope never heard of it, never will...

2. Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Misa, well, it depends, I think she's a total slut and obsessive, and I know that if I said no, she would write my name in her deathnote, so yes, she is hot.

3. What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

Aizawa got Watari pregnant? Well, I didn't even know that was physically possible? Plus, Watari isn't THAT desperate...

4. Can you recall any fics about nine?

Near? Yes of course, just yesterday I read a letter he sent to Mello after his death by my friend Melanie Swirls.

5. Would two and six make a good couple?

Would Mello and Light make a good couple? HELL NO!!! First of all, L would kick Mello's ass and Matt would kick Light's ass. It would be forbidden love I guess...

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Matt/Near or Matt/Rem. Well, I would think that Matt and Near would be the best, even though Mello would murder, pee on, masturbate to, shoot again, Near and not neccesarely in that order... Also He would do the same thing to Rem, even if she is a Shinigami, Mello would find a way to kill her.

7. What would happen Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

What would happen if Matsuda walked in on Aizawa and Mello having sex. Well, knowing Matsuda, he would just freeze and look at them without moving. He's secretly a pervert.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

L/Rem??? Okay, it won't be pretty...

L was very anti-social because he always longed to find the perfect person in his life. Now that Light dumped him, he finds comfort in the arms of a shinigami named Rem...

VOILA!!!

9. Is there a such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Ryuk/Watari??? Well, I guess it could happen... I mean, there both old, awesome and kill people for fun. It might work.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic!

Matsuda/aizawa... UMMM... "The secret within the task force". I don't know...

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to make love to One?

Misa want to make love to Ryuk? Okay, here goes nothing... On a very lonely day when Light has disapeared, Misa is very horny, she is desperate. Even to go to Beastiality... that's right even a shinigami. Then Ryuk would write her name in his Death note. THE END!!!

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

L? What the hell is a friend list?

(I'm skipping all the friend list questions)

15. What might Ten scream at a great moment of passion?

Rem... "I think your the reason I will die"

16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight what song would you choose?

Watari... maybe "funkytown"?

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve, what would the warning be?

Ryuk/Light/Aizawa... "Warning: Yaoi ahead!"

18. What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?

Rem to L... "I heard that you humans love to make children..."

19. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Matt... Yesterday, I think..

20. What is Six's super secret kink?

He is never evil... (sarcasm intended) Light...

21. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or Sober?

Rem shag Near... No, she hates humans too much, well maybe because Near isn't really human. Definently WAY drunk. Near, not so much...

22. If Three and Seven got together who would be tops?

L and Matsuda, probably L, because he thinks Matsuda is stupiddd. I guess...

23. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

If Ryuk and Matsuda are in a happy relationship until Matsuda runs off with Misa. Ryuk, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Rem and a brief unhappy affair with Aizawa, then follows the wise advice of Matt and finds true love with L. Wow, the first part is possible, the Matsuda would totally run away with Misa. Rem and Ryuk were totally hot together and Aizawa never works. Matt would never give away advice, he's too obsessed with his pokemon game. Light would kill Ryuk is he found out that L was cheating on him.

WOW ALL DONE!!!

Good day too you all if you took the time to read all this.

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Sex Ed by xElementFivex reviews
The stupid egg was not Mello's baby, any more than the stupid redhead was his new husband. Welcome to the Wammy's class project from hell.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,587 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Mello, Matt
My Ending by Antagonistic protagonist reviews
The way Burton's Alice in Wonderland should have ended Plus more! Mad HatterXAlice!
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,155 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
The Silence Is Sickening by Melanie Swirls reviews
-Rewrite- Raven and the teen titans meet the newest heroes. But what are the secrets they were running from? Should they really be trusted? And why does Raven seem to be second guessing everyone exsept a certain mindreader? Raven/OC -Swearing and action-
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,104 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Raven
The Gayest Story by xElementFivex reviews
In a world where sarcasm is lost and cliches rule supreme, Mello is just a hapless victim to his uber-gay, border-line retarded new roommate Matt. Parody.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,526 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Mello, Matt
fireworks by mellieforyellie reviews
Near does not think like a normal person, and, perhaps, this is a bad thing.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Near - Complete
Lights Death by SwordSaint32 reviews
I just joined so i thought i should submit something while i was working on my kefka story.Just a little poem i wrote after watching the last episode of death note.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/1/2010
Eyes by Melanie Swirls reviews
Matt Never liked eyes. he didnt like how much information they contained, or how much they showed. ... basically a poem about what Matt thought about eyes. If you squint your left eye and look really hard theres hinted Matt/Mello, love or friendship wise
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Matt - Complete
Maureen and Joanne go underwear shopping by Anna-Kendrick-rocks-my-world reviews
A little MoJo oneshot about Maureen and Joanne shopping for underwear:D First fanfic ever! wuhu: Please read, then i'll love you.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Maureen J., Joanne J. - Complete
Back up the Rabbit Hole by Salsa849 reviews
Hey, this is a short poem, about Alice going back up to our world, and leaving Wonderland : It's not very long, but enjoy!
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Monsters by Nobody S. Storm reviews
A poem about the Wammy kids.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Complete
Alice Poem by factory-rejects13 reviews
What is wonderland?
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Complete
Sheldon Plankton! by shallowswan reviews
Just my parody of the Spongebob Theme song, featuring Plankton. Plankton owns!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Complete
Anima by Alseid reviews
Three screams broke silence in perfect unison.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/17/2003 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Fall by Alseid reviews
Tom and Ginny poetry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/18/2002 - Published: 3/13/2002 - Ginny W., Voldemort
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Poems For Matt and Mello reviews
Short poems for Matt and Mello.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Plankton's Memories reviews
A little autobiography of the biggest villain in Spngebob...
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Plankton
The blind man's tale reviews
a little poem of nonsense about a blind man and stereotypes in a society
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Complete
The life of Mind reviews
A poem based on the character of my fiend Melanie Swirls. Silence is Sickening
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Complete
WhAt DoEs It Do To YoU? reviews
A poem that explains what IT does to you. T for only a teen can maybe understand.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Complete
ThE NoNsEnSe FuN reviews
A little poem about nothing in particular. Just the pleasure of writing wildly until you never stop. Please review about what you think it really means because it does mean something to me.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/20/2010
A little NOT being late reviews
A poem from the White rabbit's point of view.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/19/2010 - White Rabbit - Complete
The White Queen reviews
A little poem of the White queen from the Red quenn's view. Sorry, niss spelled Mirana.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2010 - White Queen/Mirana of Marmoreal, Red Queen/Iracebeth of Crims - Complete
The poems of Shmuel in the camp reviews
A few poems of what Shmuel must have felt in the concentration camp
Boy In the Striped Pajamas - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Complete
The March Hare's memories reviews
A little story about the March Hare. This is my first story that isn't a poem. Please give me constructive critisisme. It representes how we can be lost in our life.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2010 - March Hare/Thackery Earwicket, Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
The Bell of decision reviews
Your are in for a poetry art.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Complete
Life or live reviews
A little poem of words used in a way. I had no other categorie to put it.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010 - March Hare/Thackery Earwicket, Cheshire Cat/Chessur - Complete