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SecondBorn by Right-2-Left reviews
When Loki lands in the territory of the Phoenix King, Azula suddenly has to deal with intergalactic relations, creatures attempting to seduce Death, the unrealized power on her own planet and the prospect of conquering the cosmos. Definitely AU, especially for A:tLA.
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 103,215 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Azula, Suki, Loki
Losing It by AngelKittyofLove reviews
* Discontinued * It started with my sight. There's more to it though. Nezumi says my senses are going bad. He says they'll all be gone soon.
No. 6 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,879 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Nezumi/Rat, Shion - Complete
The Water-Babies: a ficlet collection by readerofasaph reviews
A general collection of Free! ficlets and drabbles.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,036 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Haruka N., Makoto T., Nagisa H., Rin M.
Rainy Days and Video Games by JordiiPordiiPuddinPie reviews
"Hey, do you wanna come home with me?" Makoto asked, smiling. "Okaa-san asked me this morning if I could see if you wanted to come over for dinner. Ren and Ran miss you." Haruka shrugged, turning down Makoto's road. The olive-haired teen grinned, following his best friend's lead as they headed for home. Based off of Episode 4's end card.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Haruka N., Makoto T. - Complete
Frog Prince by RoseblossomWarrior reviews
Nagisa tries to nickname the members of the swim club as different aquatic animals, but Haruka doesn't think Makoto's a whale. [Fluffy MakoHaru. Set just after episode 3.]
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Haruka N., Makoto T. - Complete
Antiseptic by Drosselmeyer's Ancestor reviews
kinkmeme fill, wound cleaning. Armin can't help but notice Jean.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Armin A., Jean K. - Complete
Oasis by mellish reviews
He has been crossing the bone-dry desert for many moons now. A desert fairytale involving a traveler, a prince, and lots of sand. Ending Song AU.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,253 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Haruka N., Rin M., Makoto T., Nagisa H. - Complete
Faults by fooboo24 reviews
He felt so helpless, so utterly terrified as he stared at his best friend's limp, unconscious form. This wasn't happening - it couldn't be! Rin-centric, takes place when they are younger. Sort of speculation for what happens in Episode 6. Also a little bit of Haruka/Rin if you squint and turn your head.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,033 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Rin M., Haruka N., Makoto T. - Complete
Recruiting by pumpkinking0192 reviews
The Iwatobi Swim Club needs to recruit another member, so Kou dresses the boys up to advertise the club.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Gou M., Nagisa H., Haruka N., Makoto T. - Complete
Haru's Water Fetish by TheFluffyPrince reviews
Makoto was really starting to worry about Haru's tendency to strip in public. He needed to think of a way to keep Haru from stripping at the first promise of swimming.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Haruka N., Makoto T. - Complete
and nothing else by taco's bell reviews
"I will take care of you," Rivaille promises. /Zombies. Kid!Eren./
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Eren Y., Auruo B.
Inevitable by aoiyumekou48 reviews
It was supposed to be a quick remedy to their urging pleasures. It was supposed to end there, drowned out by the darkness in the room. It was supposed to stay there. Only then, they knew that it was inevitable.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Eren Y., Levi - Complete
pretty enough for you by taco's bell reviews
Eren is scared of thunderstorms. Rivaille doesn't help. [For Saradavinci1995. Fluff.]
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Eren Y., Auruo B. - Complete
Paper Wings (and Kerosene) by yatagarasuoh reviews
But sometimes even the strongest fall, and sometimes gravity pulls harder at those with the heaviest shadows. This is something Rivaille knows well, too. [spoilers up to chpt 46 of manga. oocness everywhere. sorry not sorry.]
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,177 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Eren Y., Auruo B. - Complete
100 Lives by freshia reviews
It might take that many to get the right ending. Riren.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Eren Y., Levi - Complete
the world isn't fond of pretty wishes by taco's bell reviews
The brat loves him only as a little boy can: clumsily, and with all his heart. Perhaps, of all the boy's different skins, Rivaille is most fond of this one. [platonic]
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Eren Y., Auruo B. - Complete
you're killing me by taco's bell reviews
"Don't," Rivaille said, "It doesn't suit you." Eren doesn't listen.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Eren Y., Auruo B. - Complete
this is what an ending feels like by taco's bell reviews
This is the real goodbye. Or, Rivaille and Eren learn how to live.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Eren Y., Auruo B. - Complete
Obscura by ThinkingCAPSLOCK reviews
Rule number 1: Cool guys never remove their sunglasses.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 110 - Words: 116,698 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Dave S.
Time Is A Tricky Bitch by Pit Viper of Doom reviews
The long-awaited meeting between Dave and Dirk Strider doesn't pan out the way either of them had expected. Dave never thought he'd fuck up so badly beforehand, and Dirk never thought it would happen at all. Rated for language.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,379 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
Red X by Sammy1792 reviews
Robin is faced with the ultimate dilemma. What would you do, what lines you would you cross, to protect the people you love? Please R&R.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,821 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing
The Promise by A Rebel's Angel reviews
What Edward wanted the most was to go home. To do so, he would join Orders, destroy Akuma, fight with Exocists. Anything, but one way or another he was going to do it. No matter what it takes. Takes place after 1st anime. FMA/DGM Crossover. Review
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,627 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Edward E., Allen Walker
As Time Goes On by Quiris reviews
With the wall destroyed, changes are quickly happening to the city that once was No. 6. Though the sight is breathtaking, Shion cannot properly enjoy the new building society without Nezumi... My first fanfic. Feedback is loved.
No. 6 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,652 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Shion, Nezumi/Rat
Hypothermia by Feathers Fall Like Snow reviews
Superboy and Robin are trapped in the middle of a blizzard during a mission. No way to contact the team. Robin's getting very sick. May die. And Superboy can't do anything to help. Better than it sounds
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,382 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Conner K./Superboy - Complete
Murder Most Spectral by CynthiaW reviews
Jack and Maddie Fenton are asked to install ghost shields on military bases in Virginia and Maryland. While staying on a Marine base, Danny witnesses a bizarre crime. NCIS is called in to investigate and they discover their strangest case yet.
Crossover - NCIS & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,957 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Danny F. - Complete
Nocturne by rii no ame reviews
Nezumi always waits for Shion to fall asleep first. Drabble.
No. 6 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Nezumi/Rat, Shion - Complete
Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day? by Jade Garden reviews
Quickly, before Shion could've blinked, he turned and trapped the smaller body underneath his own with a smirk playing on his lips.
No. 6 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Nezumi/Rat, Shion - Complete
Morning by Trainer Wes reviews
Nezumi needs to take a break. Shion gets him to stay home. Drabble. AU NezumiXShion.
No. 6 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Nezumi/Rat, Shion - Complete
Scrabble by Salazarfalcon reviews
In which Shion is sleep-deprived and Nezumi is clingy in his sleep. In the middle of a cold winter's night, Shion comes to a few realizations about his bedmate and they don't just involve his wandering hands.
No. 6 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Shion, Nezumi/Rat - Complete
Raining, Pouring by Padfoot3456 reviews
Takes place throughout the series and two years after the end. Nezumi comes back with a wound- can he confess his real feelings for Sion after two years? Nezumi/Sion.
No. 6 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Nezumi/Rat, Shion - Complete
A time for everything by usagi-mono reviews
AU. Shion will never fall in love again. Nezumi/Shion. Complete.
No. 6 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,958 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Nezumi/Rat, Shion - Complete
Precious by rokutouseii reviews
Even as the deafening thunder roared in the storm, Nezumi felt as if he finally found what he had been looking for all this time. Because every single moment they shared together was so precious in his heart. Oneshot. Nezumi/Shion.
No. 6 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Nezumi/Rat, Shion - Complete
Red, White, and Dead by Batman Lamp-Writer reviews
After finding a young teen alone in the streets, the team gets pulled into a strange case involving ghosts, doppelgangers, and, somehow, that same teen they took in temporarily... Warning-violence, gore, language...
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,627 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Danny F., S. Reid - Complete
Our Body by Siffie the third reviews
A frozen kid in a locked room on a navy base. The NCIS team think they have seen it all, but this time the case might just prove them wrong.
Crossover - NCIS & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,886 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 89 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
Every Star, Every Planet by Seito reviews
It started with a blue box... The 11th Doctor, Amy, and Rory took a wrong turn somewhere and ended up in present of 6 unusual teens. For the YJ team, this day couldn't get any stranger... and as usual there's always an alien invasion. R&R
Crossover - Doctor Who & Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,781 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Complete
My Turn by Seito reviews
A quiet Robin is never a good sign. R&R
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
It's Hard to Forget by silver eye keeper reviews
It's one of those days where Robin was Dick, and Wally was the protective older brother.
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Why So Serious? by kou-tora reviews
They don't notice how he shies away from the shine of a blade. How he hears a certain clown's laugh, every time he sees a knife.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 111 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing
The Zombie Apocalypse: WWZ by Miniflip999 reviews
"W-what... What the hell is going on!" A question everyone is asking. The apocalypse is here. A zombie outbreak has started in Norway and England. Zombies are taking over the countries. There is hope, but will they're efforts go in vain? Discontinued.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,586 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Complete
Northern Star by Hanna Sedai reviews
Life as Slade's apprentice is hard for Robin, but even harder for those trying to save him. Murders, schemes and hatred flourishes as the Titans, Batman, and the JLA struggle to help him. Meanwhile, Slade has a nefarious plan in mind for the Batman...
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 258,809 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Robin, Slade - Complete
Try Not To Laugh by LaLaCat1 reviews
After Batman is injured the team is temporarily assigned to guard one of Gotham's most twisted criminals, and he's got his eye on a little bird.
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 54 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Artemis C./Artemis
She Was A Singer by ZTheIncomplete reviews
Sometimes learning about your partner's past can be a hard thing. Especially when he's crying.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Soul Eater
Scars tell their own tales by sififantasygirl reviews
"Do you have any scars from the fights with the bad people?" "I do."
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Robin - Complete
Gutters by glassamilk reviews
'The Calamity' has left the world stripped and dying. Alone in a civilian bunker in Munich, Sealand will be reunited with the last known living member of his surrogate family and together, they will set out across Europe to find those they have lost.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,149 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 1,796 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Sealand, Denmark
Coffee Break by Hanna Sedai reviews
Oneshot. Robin is still Slade's apprentice. One year later he takes a coffee break and is reminded of why he fights to save himself and the Titans.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Robin, Slade - Complete
Isolation by Well Groomed Goldfish reviews
15 years. 15 years since democracy fell, since a tyrannical government isolated America and took the nation hostage. 15 years since Alfred was stolen, forced to turn his back on everything. For Arthur, that’s 15 years too long. Time to go rabbit hunting.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,710 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Real Life by Cordria reviews
And what if it WAS real?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,141 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Danny F., Sam M.
A Common Language by Hazel-Beka reviews
America and England start a war in a UN meeting over whose English is superior. Germany is slowly driven insane. 'Oh, U,' America moaned mockingly. 'Spank me harder.' Rated for language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/10/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Silent Language by DnKS-giRLs reviews
An America/England fanfiction. During that boring meeting, France entertained himself by watching the seemingly-innocent-but-not-really gestures passing between America and England.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/22/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Those Damned Chairs by Corkboard reviews
Leave it to America to decide it was Shirtless O Clock...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Thing About Roy Harper by xMikal reviews
So, Dick has been holding some secret feelings about Roy and he finds out in a more then obvious way. Oneshot, RobinxSpeedy
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Robin, Speedy - Complete
Final Exam by Cordria reviews
When Danny has to write a paper for Lancer detailing one of his most traumatic experiences, this is his creation. Caution: extremely depressing and dark. Sequel to 'Pits'.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,060 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/21/2006 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Danny F., Walker - Complete
Hell home
Rose strode into the house with a sense of wary and dulled confidence. Her slender fingers curled into themselves in a rather pathetic attempt to calm her nerves, nerves that typically for her didn't exist when she entered a different home. Then again this was different.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Rose L., Roxy L., John E., Jade H.
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