Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, Lost Boys, Holes, and Web Shows.
The only characters I own are my characters, sadly. If I owned for example, Twilight, I would not be on my computer right now. I would more than likely be in a Gucci store or on an Ipad!_
I understand how scissors can beat paper, and i get how rock can beat scissors, but there is noooo way paper can beat rock! Is paper supposed to magically wrap it's self around the rock and leave it immobile? If so why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't there pieces of paper constantly suffocating people as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, cause paper can't beat anything! a rock would tear that crap in seconds. When i play rock/paper/scissors i always pick rock. Then when some claims to have beaten me with their paper i can punch them in the face and say "Oh sorry I thought paper would protect you!!"
"I'll make you famous." -Billy the Kid
Links for Lost Girl
Fuck the world, let's get high.
Pot's a plant, it grows in the ground.
If God didn't like it, it wouldn't be around.
So drink Jager and smoke a bowl.
So Party hard and Rock and Roll.
To all you preps who think you're cool,
FUCK you bitches. Stoners rule.
* Copy and Paste!!! *
You say Cullens
7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children (small children)
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns tan holding hands?- Ernest Gaines
It always seemed to me a bit pointless to disapprove of homosexuality. It's like disapproving of rain. Francis Maude
Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personslly, I think they are just afraid of a thousand gay guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a faggot?" John Stewart
If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer." Robin Tyler
LADIES don't start fights,we FINISH them.
A good girl is a bad girl whos never gotten caught.
'Bad' is 'good'..'Good' is 'bad' without all the fun. :)
"Do you remember when Pluto was a planet, yeah, those were the days."
Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda"
• Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today. James Dean
People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual. FEAR ME!
"When other little girls wanted to be vampires, I kinda wanted to be a WEREWOLF."
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" -Unknown
“You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.” - Unknown
“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.”
"Love your enemies! It really pisses them off"
"Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again
"Here's a toast -- To those who challenge us to mind games, but forget to bring their equipment!"-
I find "good morning" a contradiction of terms
Smile. It confuses people.
A day without sunshine is like... night.
A rabbi, a priest, and a duck walked into a bar. The bartender looked up and said, "What is this? A joke?"
A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water!
When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thnaks for embracing it.
You call me a bitch. But a bitch is just a female dog. Dogs bark. Bark grows on trees. Trees are in nature. Nature is beautiful. So, you just called me beautiful. Thanks so much!
"It takes 42 muscles to frown,28 muscles to smile,but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone."
"Doctors say I have multiple personalties. We disagree with that."
"When life gives you lemons, chunck them at the people you hate."
"It doesnt matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with."
"I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do,kill me?"
"Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remeber from time to time that nothing worth knowing can ever be taught." Oscar Wilde
REMEMBER WHEN ..
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now.
On a Jolly Rancher wrapper: May become lodge in your throat (Well, no shit Sherlock!) On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair).
Bella: "It's...a cow."
1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5)
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake! The average person can't.
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down, lol.
'Never Argue With A Woman'
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am.What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?').
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'
'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could startat any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.
1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.
- I'm the kind of person who laughs at a joke three times. Once when it's said, once when it's explained to me, once five minutes later when I finally get it.
If you've ever written stuff on your car windows when they're covered in condensation, copy this to your profile.
If you think Fire is better than Ice copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is put this on your profile.
If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
-If you're a dork/nerd/geek but for some reason your friends haven't figured it out yet (we're all in disguise!), then copy and paste this on your profile!
-If you are the kind of person that gets really excited over like two good reviews, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile
-If you've ever experienced deja vu, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
-Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
-If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.
-If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
-If you don't get what the simplest things mean, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
-If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.
-If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
-If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
-If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
-If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend/girlfriend or just because you want to , copy this into your profile.
-If you have ever tried to hi-five some body and it has taken over 10 tries to actually slap their hand copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you have ever bawled over your favorite character dying in a movie, video game, or book, copy and paste this into your profile!
-If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile
-If you have ever seen an adult act like a gangsta or use slang and were freaked out, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you love all the "copy and paste this into your profile" sentences...COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
-Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
-Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune
more Random things
"Not only is life a bitch, but it keeps having puppies."
"My soul was removed to make room for all this sarcasm."
"No I won’t go to hell! I’ve got a restraining order."
"Whoever said 'words cannot hurt me' never got hit in the head with dictionary."
"Nunquam lamiae morde me dice.- Never say 'bite me' to a vampire."- Anonymous.
"Voted most likely not to give a damn."
"We laugh at cats because they poop in a box, but they laugh because we clean that box."
"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to."
"If everything is going wrong and you’re laughing then you already know who to blame."
"There is a universal thought everyone has while looking down the barrel of a fully loaded rifle... "shit."
"NORMAL- in terms of mental health, it varies from state to state."
"Don’t think of it as being outnumbered, I think of it as a wide target selection."
"Hell was full so I came back."
"FAMILY- is like fudge... mostly sweet with a few nuts."
"I live on the corner of kiss my ass and no friggin way!"
“Hell hath no fury like a woman yet scorned."
"My soul was removed to make room for all this sarcasm."
"No I won’t go to hell! I’ve got a restraining order."
Guy: "Your place or mine?" Woman: "Both. I'll go to my place and you go to yours!"
"When a guy says "You'll never find anyone else like me." Your supposed to say "GOd, I sure hope not!"
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good, either.
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because, to them, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
"We're only young once so let's MESS it up right,"
"I know I live in my own little world but it's okay they love me here,"
"I'm not mean I just say things most people would keep in their heads,"
"I didn't hit you, I simply high fived your face,"
"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain,"
"Some times it's better not to question your friend just help them dump the body in the river,"
"It's a beautiful day now watch some FREAK MESS it up,"
"Don't cry for someone who won't cry over you,"
"Isn't it ironic? We ignore who adores us, adore who ignores us, hurt who loves us and love who hurts us,"
"You are single make the best of it, it doesn't mean you're not good enough, it means no one is good enough for you,"
"Haters only hate things they can have people they cant be it's just a little thing called jelousy,"
"Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them,"
"He told me it was either him or Twilight, I'm going to miss him,"
"If you run I'll catch you, if you hide I'll find you, when we fight I'll hurt you,"
"Friends ask why you're crying, best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry,"
"Friends don't let friends do silly things... alone"
"I'm very proud of myself whenever I resist the urge to kill someone,"
"I want someone that knows I'm completely insane and wouldn't want it any other way,"
"Don't fall for someone unless they're ready to catch you,"
"I'll never try to fit in, I was born to stand out,"
"Unless you've lived my life dont judge me because you dont know, never have and never will know everything and detail about me,"
"What would I be without my beat friends? Probably normal,"
"Be strong now, It may stormy now but it can't rain forever,"
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's not even that bad to lose an arguement with yourself. It's when you lose an arguement with yourself and are no longer talking to yourself that's weird. If you agree then copy this into your profile.
If you wish you could just pop in and out of your favorite stories, changing the storyline as you go along to fit your own agenda, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
Seth Clearwater is our own personal brand of heroine.
If you think Jacob Black is better than Edward Cullen copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are in love with a fictional character copy and paste this into your profile.
If you would take a bullet for your best friend, put this in your profile.
If you have ever run into a door and or window, copy this into your profile.
If, with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
you know its going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.
it's always the last place you look. well dur!! why would i keep looking after i found it smartness!!
what happens when you get scared half to death twice?
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
You get ideas from daydreaming. You get ideas from being bored. You get ideas all the time. The only difference between writers and other people is we notice when we're doing it. Neil Gaiman
The faster I write the better my output. If I'm going slow, I'm in trouble. It means I'm pushing the words instead of being pulled by them. Raymond Chandler
"i would give anything for Adam Lambert to not be GAY! He is sssooooo HOTTT!" -me .
Writer's block occurs when characters become sick of the shit author's put them through. Unknown
I Love the Lost Boys!!!!!!!!! if you do too, paste this into your profile.
1. How does the world see you?
"Angel is a Centerfold" J Giles. (Oh gee, i feel great.)
2. Will you have a happy life?
"Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" ACDC
3. What do people really think of you?
"Bad to the Bone" George Thorogood (They think im bad?)
4. Do people secretly lust after you?
"Macarena" Los Del Rio (I'll take that as a yes?)
5. How can you make others happy?
"Pray" MC Hammer (That actually makes sense. )
6. How can you make yourself happy?
"Stick with You" Pussycat Dolls (Yea, stick with him. :D)
7. What should you do with your life?
"Walk This Way" Run DMC & Aerosmith (If you say so. :/)
8. Will you ever have children?
"We're not Gonna' Take it" Twisted Sister (So, no? We're not gonna' take 'em!)
9. What is some good advice for you?
"Livin La Vida Loca" Ricky Martin (Live the crazy life?)
10. What do you think your current theme song is?
"Don't Go Breaking My Heart" Elton John (YESSS!!!)
11. What does everyone else think your current theme song is?
"Hey Mickey" The Bangles
12. What song will play at your funeral?
"Sad Eyes" Robert John(awwww)
13. What type of men/women do you like?
"We Will Rock You" Queen (rock me!!!)
14. What is your day going to be like?
"We Like the Cars That Go Boom" Le Tigre (I'm going for a ride in a gangster's car??)
15. Why are you here?
"Livin' La Vida Loca" Ricky Martin (Why is this on twice???)
16. What will people remember you for?
"I wanna' Talk About Me." Toby Keith (I always wanna' talk about me!)
17. What song will you get stuck in your head tomorrow?
"Love The Way You Lie" Eminem ft. Rihanna
18. What song describes your family?
"I hate Everything" George Strait (SOOO TRUE!!)
19. What song describes your future husband/wife?
"The Cowboy in Me" Tim McGraw
I am “POPULAR”, so I MUST be a rude stuck up brat
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
Sterotypes:They're almost never true!
Harry Potter Survey Thingy!:)
List 13 of your fave characters in no particular order!:)
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? (Fred/Neville)
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? (Snape)
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (Myrtle/Cedric)
4.Can you recall any fics about Nine? Fleur..noooo.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? (Ron/Fred)
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?(George/Fleur, George/Oliver)
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? (Viktor, Ron/Myrtle)
8. Make up a title for a Three/Ten fic. (Hermione/Oliver)
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? (Draco/Cedric)
10. Suggest a summary for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. (Viktor/Myrtle) -Gags-
11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose? (Cedric)
12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? (Draco/Fred/Myrtle)
13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? (George)
14. One and Seven are in a happy relationship until Seven runs off with Four. One, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three while Thirteen watched it all and ate popcorn as if it was a movie.
Draco and Viktor are in a happy relationship intil Viktor runs off with Snape. Draco, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Neville and a brief unhappy affair with Myrtle, then follows the wise advice of George and finds true love with Hermione (Awhe.) while an Oc watched it all and ate popcorn as if it was a movie!:)