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Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, Lost Boys, Holes, and Web Shows.

The only characters I own are my characters, sadly. If I owned for example, Twilight, I would not be on my computer right now. I would more than likely be in a Gucci store or on an Ipad!_

I understand how scissors can beat paper, and i get how rock can beat scissors, but there is noooo way paper can beat rock! Is paper supposed to magically wrap it's self around the rock and leave it immobile? If so why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't there pieces of paper constantly suffocating people as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, cause paper can't beat anything! a rock would tear that crap in seconds. When i play rock/paper/scissors i always pick rock. Then when some claims to have beaten me with their paper i can punch them in the face and say "Oh sorry I thought paper would protect you!!"

"I'll make you famous." -Billy the Kid

Links for Lost Girl


Aiyana Claire-

Kobe Allen-

Stoners live

Stoners die.

Fuck the world, let's get high.

Pot's a plant, it grows in the ground.

If God didn't like it, it wouldn't be around.

So drink Jager and smoke a bowl.

So Party hard and Rock and Roll.

To all you preps who think you're cool,

FUCK you bitches. Stoners rule.

* Copy and Paste!!! *

You say Cullens
I say Lost Boys
You say faggots
I say Vampires
You say Jasper and Emmett
I say Marko and Dwayne
you say Team Edward
I say Team Marko

You say Robert Pattison
I'll say is a freak
You say Robert Pattion is hot
I say Paul is HOTTER
You say Renesmee, I say Laddie
You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?
I think that’s Dwayne and Me. ;)
You say Volvo, I say motorcycle.
you say Edward
I'll say David, now go bite dat!

7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children (small children)

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The te acher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples

Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns tan holding hands?- Ernest Gaines

It always seemed to me a bit pointless to disapprove of homosexuality. It's like disapproving of rain. Francis Maude

Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personslly, I think they are just afraid of a thousand gay guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a faggot?" John Stewart

If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer." Robin Tyler

LADIES don't start fights,we FINISH them.

A good girl is a bad girl whos never gotten caught.

'Bad' is 'good'..'Good' is 'bad' without all the fun. :)

"Do you remember when Pluto was a planet, yeah, those were the days."

Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me, either.
Just leave me the heck alone.

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda"

• Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today. James Dean

People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual. FEAR ME!

"When other little girls wanted to be vampires, I kinda wanted to be a WEREWOLF."

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" -Unknown

“You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.” - Unknown

“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.”

"Love your enemies! It really pisses them off"

"Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again

"Here's a toast -- To those who challenge us to mind games, but forget to bring their equipment!"-

I find "good morning" a contradiction of terms

Smile. It confuses people.

A day without sunshine is like... night.

A rabbi, a priest, and a duck walked into a bar. The bartender looked up and said, "What is this? A joke?"

A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water!

When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thnaks for embracing it.

You call me a bitch. But a bitch is just a female dog. Dogs bark. Bark grows on trees. Trees are in nature. Nature is beautiful. So, you just called me beautiful. Thanks so much!

"It takes 42 muscles to frown,28 muscles to smile,but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone."

"Doctors say I have multiple personalties. We disagree with that."

"When life gives you lemons, chunck them at the people you hate."

"It doesnt matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with."

"I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do,kill me?"

"Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remeber from time to time that nothing worth knowing can ever be taught." Oscar Wilde


getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now.

Funny Packages

On a Jolly Rancher wrapper: May become lodge in your throat (Well, no shit Sherlock!) On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos:!...You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well...duh, a bit late!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I was hoping it was going to be frozen... darn.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And...I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash!!...)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and put this on your profile to bring a smile to someone (maybe even a chuckle)...

Bella: "It's...a cow."
Edward: "No, Bella. It's a dinosaur. Of course it's a cow!"
Bella: "You...want me to eat it?"
Edward: "No. I want you to throw a stick at it and see if it brings it back."
Bella: "Feeling a little sarcastic today?"
Edward: "Just a bit."

3) D0NT GET MAD (L0OK AT #15)
5) FIRST (L0OK AT #2)
12) S0RRY (L0OK AT #8)

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake! The average person can't.

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down, lol.

'Never Argue With A Woman'

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am.What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?').

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.

For all I know you could startat any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely she can also think

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Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination, and join the dark side. (We have cookies.)

Random things:

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

- I'm the kind of person who laughs at a joke three times. Once when it's said, once when it's explained to me, once five minutes later when I finally get it.

If you've ever written stuff on your car windows when they're covered in condensation, copy this to your profile.

If you think Fire is better than Ice copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is put this on your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

-If you're a dork/nerd/geek but for some reason your friends haven't figured it out yet (we're all in disguise!), then copy and paste this on your profile!

-If you are the kind of person that gets really excited over like two good reviews, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile

-If you've ever experienced deja vu, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

-Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

-If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

-If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

-If you don't get what the simplest things mean, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

-If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

-If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

-If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend/girlfriend or just because you want to , copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever tried to hi-five some body and it has taken over 10 tries to actually slap their hand copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you have ever bawled over your favorite character dying in a movie, video game, or book, copy and paste this into your profile!

-If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile

-If you have ever seen an adult act like a gangsta or use slang and were freaked out, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you love all the "copy and paste this into your profile" sentences...COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

-Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

-Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune

more Random things

"Not only is life a bitch, but it keeps having puppies."

"My soul was removed to make room for all this sarcasm."

"No I won’t go to hell! I’ve got a restraining order."

"Whoever said 'words cannot hurt me' never got hit in the head with dictionary."

"Nunquam lamiae morde me dice.- Never say 'bite me' to a vampire."- Anonymous.

"Voted most likely not to give a damn."

"We laugh at cats because they poop in a box, but they laugh because we clean that box."

"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to."

"If everything is going wrong and you’re laughing then you already know who to blame."

"There is a universal thought everyone has while looking down the barrel of a fully loaded rifle... "shit."

"NORMAL- in terms of mental health, it varies from state to state."

"Don’t think of it as being outnumbered, I think of it as a wide target selection."

"Hell was full so I came back."

"FAMILY- is like fudge... mostly sweet with a few nuts."

"I live on the corner of kiss my ass and no friggin way!"

“Hell hath no fury like a woman yet scorned."

"My soul was removed to make room for all this sarcasm."

"No I won’t go to hell! I’ve got a restraining order."

Guy: "Your place or mine?" Woman: "Both. I'll go to my place and you go to yours!"

"When a guy says "You'll never find anyone else like me." Your supposed to say "GOd, I sure hope not!"

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good, either.

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because, to them, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

"We're only young once so let's MESS it up right,"

"I know I live in my own little world but it's okay they love me here,"

"I'm not mean I just say things most people would keep in their heads,"

"I didn't hit you, I simply high fived your face,"

"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain,"

"Some times it's better not to question your friend just help them dump the body in the river,"

"It's a beautiful day now watch some FREAK MESS it up,"

"Don't cry for someone who won't cry over you,"

"Isn't it ironic? We ignore who adores us, adore who ignores us, hurt who loves us and love who hurts us,"

"You are single make the best of it, it doesn't mean you're not good enough, it means no one is good enough for you,"

"Haters only hate things they can have people they cant be it's just a little thing called jelousy,"

"Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them,"

"He told me it was either him or Twilight, I'm going to miss him,"

"If you run I'll catch you, if you hide I'll find you, when we fight I'll hurt you,"

"Friends ask why you're crying, best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry,"

"Friends don't let friends do silly things... alone"

"I'm very proud of myself whenever I resist the urge to kill someone,"

"I want someone that knows I'm completely insane and wouldn't want it any other way,"

"Don't fall for someone unless they're ready to catch you,"

"I'll never try to fit in, I was born to stand out,"

"Unless you've lived my life dont judge me because you dont know, never have and never will know everything and detail about me,"

"What would I be without my beat friends? Probably normal,"

"Be strong now, It may stormy now but it can't rain forever,"

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's not even that bad to lose an arguement with yourself. It's when you lose an arguement with yourself and are no longer talking to yourself that's weird. If you agree then copy this into your profile.

If you wish you could just pop in and out of your favorite stories, changing the storyline as you go along to fit your own agenda, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

Seth Clearwater is our own personal brand of heroine.

If you think Jacob Black is better than Edward Cullen copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are in love with a fictional character copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would take a bullet for your best friend, put this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door and or window, copy this into your profile.

If, with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

you know its going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

it's always the last place you look. well dur!! why would i keep looking after i found it smartness!!

what happens when you get scared half to death twice?

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

You get ideas from daydreaming. You get ideas from being bored. You get ideas all the time. The only difference between writers and other people is we notice when we're doing it. Neil Gaiman

The faster I write the better my output. If I'm going slow, I'm in trouble. It means I'm pushing the words instead of being pulled by them. Raymond Chandler

"i would give anything for Adam Lambert to not be GAY! He is sssooooo HOTTT!" -me .

Writer's block occurs when characters become sick of the shit author's put them through. Unknown

I Love the Lost Boys!!!!!!!!! if you do too, paste this into your profile.

Ipod Challenge!

1. How does the world see you?

"Angel is a Centerfold" J Giles. (Oh gee, i feel great.)

2. Will you have a happy life?

"Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" ACDC

3. What do people really think of you?

"Bad to the Bone" George Thorogood (They think im bad?)

4. Do people secretly lust after you?

"Macarena" Los Del Rio (I'll take that as a yes?)

5. How can you make others happy?

"Pray" MC Hammer (That actually makes sense. )

6. How can you make yourself happy?

"Stick with You" Pussycat Dolls (Yea, stick with him. :D)

7. What should you do with your life?

"Walk This Way" Run DMC & Aerosmith (If you say so. :/)

8. Will you ever have children?

"We're not Gonna' Take it" Twisted Sister (So, no? We're not gonna' take 'em!)

9. What is some good advice for you?

"Livin La Vida Loca" Ricky Martin (Live the crazy life?)

10. What do you think your current theme song is?

"Don't Go Breaking My Heart" Elton John (YESSS!!!)

11. What does everyone else think your current theme song is?

"Hey Mickey" The Bangles

12. What song will play at your funeral?

"Sad Eyes" Robert John(awwww)

13. What type of men/women do you like?

"We Will Rock You" Queen (rock me!!!)

14. What is your day going to be like?

"We Like the Cars That Go Boom" Le Tigre (I'm going for a ride in a gangster's car??)

15. Why are you here?

"Livin' La Vida Loca" Ricky Martin (Why is this on twice???)

16. What will people remember you for?

"I wanna' Talk About Me." Toby Keith (I always wanna' talk about me!)

17. What song will you get stuck in your head tomorrow?

"Love The Way You Lie" Eminem ft. Rihanna

18. What song describes your family?

"I hate Everything" George Strait (SOOO TRUE!!)

19. What song describes your future husband/wife?

"The Cowboy in Me" Tim McGraw

I am “POPULAR”, so I MUST be a rude stuck up brat
I'm AUTISTIC, so I MUST be mean and have no self control
I get STRAIGHT A’S, so I MUST be a weird
I'm a "NERD", so I MUST have mental issues
I am in BAND, so I MUST be a freak
I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST think I'm better
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshiping baby killer
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's butt
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean
I haven't EVER HAD A BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be a unromantic
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a BRUNETTE, so I MUST be a smart-alek
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be with a jock boyfriend
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I'm a METHODIST, so I MUST be lazy not caring person
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time
I LOVE MY FRIENDS, so I MUST be giving them something
I'm SUSPICIOUS, so I MUST be an arrogant jerk
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I have ADHD/ADD, so I MUST be a crazy-chick that you can't control.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST support everything that Bush does
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid and stuck up
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I'm SHORT, so I MUST compensate with something else
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too
I'm IMPULSIVE, so I MUST be an idiot.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be dumb.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be prejudiced.
I WRITE, so I MUST be a loner.
I'm QUIET AND SHY, so I MUST be stuck-up.
I'm AWKWARD AROUND THE OPPOSITE SEX, so I MUST be a pimple-faced teen.
I'm FORGETFUL, so I MUST be doing it on purpose.
I sometimes SAY STUPID THINGS, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm TALL, so I MUST be good at basketball and volleyball.

I'm a GYMNAST, so I MUST be a wanna-be cheerleader.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST be hilarious
I don't HAVE ANY FRIENDS, so I MUST be autistic.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS(or about to/want to), so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be to a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

I HATE kids so I MUST be unethical
I LOVE diet soda, so I MUST be anorexic

Sterotypes:They're almost never true!

Harry Potter Survey Thingy!:)

List 13 of your fave characters in no particular order!:)

7.Viktor Krum
8. Cedric
11. Neville
12. Moaning Myrtle
13. Oc

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? (Fred/Neville)
No, I haven't..and never plan to! o-O

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? (Snape)
I a..mature way. o.o

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (Myrtle/Cedric)
I would end my life right then and there. D:

4.Can you recall any fics about Nine? Fleur..noooo.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? (Ron/Fred)
Errm. If you're into that whole incest thing each his own.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?(George/Fleur, George/Oliver)
GEORGE/FLEUR! Because Oliver is hot but..deffinatelly not gay. :/

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? (Viktor, Ron/Myrtle)
I think he would say 'Oh, these Hogwarts bitches is just all messed up.' Then say 'Oh, yay. Now Ron isn't going after Hermione!:D'

8. Make up a title for a Three/Ten fic. (Hermione/Oliver)
It would be a one-shot in Ron's pov called 'My bestfriend's Boyfriend'

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? (Draco/Cedric)
Ohhh, idk. But I wouldn't put it past some of these freaks. ;)

10. Suggest a summary for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. (Viktor/Myrtle) -Gags-
Errmm. Okai. 'Moaning Myrtle never knew the loving of a man. But it sure feels nice when he's holding her hand.'

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose? (Cedric)
Never Think by Robert Pattinson. .

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? (Draco/Fred/Myrtle)
Warning: Stupidness may cause IQ to drop 5 grade levels. o.o

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? (George) was a while ago. About a week. I haven't read a Harry Potter fics in a whillleeee.

14. One and Seven are in a happy relationship until Seven runs off with Four. One, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three while Thirteen watched it all and ate popcorn as if it was a movie.

Draco and Viktor are in a happy relationship intil Viktor runs off with Snape. Draco, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Neville and a brief unhappy affair with Myrtle, then follows the wise advice of George and finds true love with Hermione (Awhe.) while an Oc watched it all and ate popcorn as if it was a movie!:)

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An Irishman and a Bukater by breemalio reviews
The youngest Bukater gets a little taste of freedom when she becomes friendly with a certain Irishman.
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,940 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/3 - Published: 9/28 - Tommy R., OC
Ellie DeWitt Bukater: Part II by Miss Christine Elizabeth reviews
A sequel to Ellie DeWitt Bukater: The Titanic disaster is finally over and Tommy Ryan and Rose's sister Ellie have made it. Now, they can start their lives together. Everything perfect, everything amazing. However, life has it's downfalls. With the love they have for each other, can Tommy and Ellie conquer their struggles?
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 53,192 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/14 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Tommy R.
History of the Forgotten by bluesands22 reviews
What if Aro found a new vampire with unique abilities before Bella arrived to save Edward in Italy, and decided to try out his new asset as a punishment? How far would it take Bella? What would you do to survive? Bella/Jasper story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 93,188 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 8/14 - Published: 7/19 - Aro, Bella, Jasper, OC - Complete
Lost Boys and Golden Girls by twilighter256 reviews
Chance and Abby are on the run and make their way into Santa Carla. There they run into the Lost Boys, who are intrigued by these new comers, especially since one's a vampire like them. DISCLAIMER: I do not own anything related to Lost Boys, I only own my original characters Chance, Abby, etc.
Lost Boys - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,535 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 4/6/2010 - David, OC
Save Her by Agrabah's Princess reviews
Paul doesn't imprint on Rachel. He imprints on a shy girl he sees at a diner in Forks. He instantly knows he needs to save her. But is she stronger than everyone thinks? PaulOC. Rating may change. Less than a year after BD.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 92,999 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Paul, OC
To The Shock Of Miss Delilah by Unseelie Necromancer reviews
Yes this is another what is Lucy had a daughter story. *Currently being re written*
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 7/15/2010 - David, Dwayne, Marko, Paul
New life, friends and an imprint? by stonecoldheart27 reviews
Sky is new to La Push and living with her uncle. She has normally been seen as the outcast with few friends yet things are different here. The wolf pack has taken an interest in her, one boy in particular.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 51,258 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Brady, Collin - Complete
Aurora by MulanHua reviews
"This is a joke, right? It's all a joke." Edward closed his eyes and shook his head slowly."There's no doubt. –Seth Clearwather has imprinted on you, Chloe." It was perfectly silent. But the silence just meant that his words were true... -Aurora-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 68,458 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Seth - Complete
Trouble Adjusting by Forestsandwords reviews
The Sequel to More than I bargained for.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 51,321 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 12/25/2010
Two-bit's List by theoutsiders28 reviews
Sequal to Steve's List. Two-bit tells Steve and Sodapop a list of things he's aloud to do. One shot.
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Two Bit M., Sodapop C. - Complete
Summer Camp, Detention Camp Same thing by ThisIsPerfection reviews
Flooding the local coffee house with 8 gallons of milk was only the start of her troubles. Rachel thinks she's being sent to a Summer camp called Camp Green Lake to escape her boredom. Oh how wrong she is.
Holes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,718 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 6/21/2008
Amethyst Moon by PsychoAsh reviews
100 years after BD the Cullen's return, not long afterward a new girl shows up who-somehow- knows what they are. How will the Cullen's react and what happens when she meets a certain wolf?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 103,128 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Seth - Complete
Haunted by stormdog11 reviews
This about Alice and Bella taking a trip to Maine to a haunted house. They bring the whole cullen family. What will happen to the cullens?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 22,045 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
No More Holes and Maybe Some Surprises by DeannaElise reviews
Sequel to More Holes and a Surprise. Twist is back and better than ever. She and everyone else are out of Green Lake for good. More relationships, vacations, and school.
Holes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 65,293 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 6/24/2007
Stay with Me by Bella.Diggory reviews
Sam imprints on Bella when he finds her in the woods after Edward left her. Jacob finds out, and when he does he does something even he himself thought he wasn't capable of doing...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 81,765 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Bella, Sam - Complete
Ambivalence by Aly208 reviews
Why did you do it, Steve? Why? *Dark, slash, violation, attempted suicide, and AU*
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Ponyboy C., Steve R. - Complete
Whispers of Promise by Vivacie reviews
Is it right to be with the person you love or the person you were meant to be with? Evie finds herself living in La Push, secrets surround her, Twilight is real, and what she thought wasn't possible is. Werewolf/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 39 - Words: 150,743 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Paul, Seth, OC - Complete
Going Home by MainlyMaddison reviews
Paul has imprinted, and Jacob doesn't approve. Rachel comes home from college and finds much more than she expected. Paul/Rachel
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 76,451 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Paul, Rachel
Mischief by igetupseteasily reviews
What if David never met Star? What if when the Emersons moved to town, Mike wasn't the teenager that got turned. I'm bad at summaries, I've noticed. Rating is for language. OCDavid.
Lost Boys - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,910 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 10/20/2007 - David
Pieces Of Me by lifelesslyndsey reviews
He was confused, man. Who was this human? "What the f*ck would I want with you're little f*cking human pet anyway. I don't play with my food before I eat it. Why the f*ck did you bring her here?" He spat. Little did he know, Bella would be his salvation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 82,853 - Reviews: 1373 - Favs: 1,976 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Peter, Bella - Complete
One Shot to Heaven's Gates by ashestopears reviews
Noa didn't know what was lying in the darkness of that cold, quiet night. Andy Biersack/OC. M for later chapters.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/24/2011
Cause I'm Awesome by Jenasys Loveless Lovecraft reviews
Paul doesn't want to give up his Playboy ways just because he's a wolf now. Ryvre detests the idea of losing your choice on one of the most important things in life. How will this stubborn pair react when Paul imprints, and neither of them want it?PaulxOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,101 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 11/12/2009 - [Paul, OC] Collin
Different by SnapesYoungLove reviews
A girl named Violet moves to La Push with her father after her mothers tragic death a month ago. See how she meets Embry and how he tries to get her to trust in people again. There is something not right about Violet either...wanna know? Read the story!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 89,737 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Embry - Complete
Waiting in the Sunlight by blueboarderchick reviews
Bella and Edward are having relationship problems. As she pulls away from Edward, she finds herself moving closer to Sam after meeting him in La Push. She feels a connection with the bronze god, but will she leave Edward for him?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 101,916 - Reviews: 2287 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 1,096 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Bella, Sam
They Belong To Me by ladywolf101 reviews
Emma is a typical 16 year old teenager, except for the fact that she live with vampires! When powerful emotions start to emerge, what will be left of the broken teen? Should she choose her heart or her instinct?
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Paul, Dwayne - Complete
Promar by Mrs.StarshineHedlund reviews
Brie Anderson's Day is about to change When our fave actor Cam Gigandet comes knocking on her door fan out what she does. Rated T to be safe
Never Back Down - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Ryan M.
Kansas Moon by southernvampirepirate reviews
Sequel to Ultra Violet. Kansas has been living with her vampire family for sixteen years now. she wants to be a vampire. she may have a crush on her best friend Marko. And what will happen when the bad guy shows up to kill her and her pack? Marko/OC
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,925 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Marko - Complete
Buried Alive by Rath101 reviews
James turned Bella at the Ballet studio. Unfortunently, her heartbeat was to soft to be heard by a vampire and the agony of the change stopped her from moving and communication and Edward goes to the Volturi and gets himself killed. JasperxBella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 71,018 - Reviews: 1144 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Learning to Live Again by blueboarderchick reviews
Edward left and Bella moved on with Jacob. But one day can change a lifetime. After leaving Forks for 6 months, she's back. Many questions need answering. Drama will ensue. And who will be by her side at the end? Can Bella have her happy ending finally?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 98,362 - Reviews: 1612 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Bella, Quil Jr. - Complete
Baby Socks by ImperioYou reviews
Jared Hawthorne could transform into a horse-like wolf, fight vampires, and knock down an entire tree by himself. So why couldn't he put a sock on his own baby? Short drabble, please read.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Kim, Jared - Complete
A Blood Stained Beauty by The.Queen.of.WOW reviews
Angel,and her gang have just lost their head vampiress"Glenda",Angel finds an old note telling her to find max.What will happen to the girls when they meet the lost boys will they finally find a place to call home?Maybe find love?
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,791 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Complete
May I Have Your Heart? by Pandora4977 reviews
Paul wanted to tear her apart. Her smell intoxicated him with a lust like no other, were his eyes set to kill. Marko looked at the girl in amazement, how could one girl give a vampire goosebumps?
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,131 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Marko, Paul - Complete
No way! A Kim and Jaredstory by miilla reviews
-'"Kim?" No way. There was NO WAY that Jared could have finally noticed me. No way.' My take on Jared's and Kim's story, Kim POV.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 64,872 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Kim, Jared - Complete
Best Friends or Not by teamjacobrulez reviews
Paul never thought that he would fall in love with tomboy Bella. Because of a stupid mistake, he lost her. She leaves the state without a goodbye. Now she's back and decides to forgive Paul, only being his friend, but are they really ONLY friends?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,308 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - [Bella, Paul] - Complete
Better Than This by j'adore macabre reviews
If you've read my other Lost Boys fic I Can't Love You then you have a good idea where this is going. David takes interest in a girl but there can't be anything more than interest right? After all, he has everything he wants or needs. What's better?
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,643 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010 - David - Complete
Last Chance to Live the Fullest by Alexis Valnera Cullen reviews
Carlisle and Esme had a daughter before Esme's turn What happens when she comes to find her parents? Is she falling for a wolf? What happens when esme is distant Quilente? Did Lexi get the wolf gene? Questions are answered.give it a chance plz 1st fan fic
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,179 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Seth
Beautiful Angel by Team Seth.Leah and Jake reviews
Booboo's sister is in coma and is fighting for her life. One night booboo get's a visit angel, literally! Can she help booboo through the rough time and will she fall in love on the way? Booboo Stewart Fanfic!
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010
My horriblywonderful summer at Aunt Lou's by Anmapafi reviews
Ok, so Ive been a bit emo the past few days. It doesnt mean I have to rot all summer at Aunt Lou's camp for criminal boys. Fortunately for me, my 5 best friends decided to come along. But I didnt expect to find love. Not here of all places.
Holes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,029 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Squid
Quil Imprinted On Bella! by Hannah Writes R reviews
Edwards left for a different reason. Bella finds comfort in a new friend, and things turn out WAY different. BellaxQuil! Lemons. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 36,688 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Quil Jr., Bella - Complete
Love Me Dead by musicismylife7 reviews
*HAITUS* For now... may pick it up later, again.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 33,743 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Seth
Colliding Worlds by TaylorEnchanted reviews
AU/AH Renesmee Cullen is the daughter of Edward and Bella. She has everything going for her. Money, popularity and a successful future. Will the local Native American bad boy Jacob Black change all of that? Language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,448 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
My Perfect Match by blueboarderchick reviews
Jared never complained about becoming a wolf. He accepted his changed fate, but he felt as if something was missing. Jared sees Bella upset in the woods through Sam's mind, now Jared can't seem to stop thinking of the girl the vampires left behind.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 99,226 - Reviews: 1357 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Jared - Complete
Who I Am by WildHope83 reviews
She moved to heal invisible wounds and walked right into her destiny, but would he still love her when he learned just how broken she was? PaulOC; COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 105,897 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Paul - Complete
Will we last forever? by bexxyy reviews
ON HOLD Quil meets Bella. He imprints, will she let him get to know her or will she just not be interested? Requested by snowfire81. Imprint story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,800 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Bella, Quil Jr.
We Belong by Lucyferina reviews
Bella/Paul imprinting story.'His eyes narrowed and he took a step forward. She didn't back down, he could go to hell if he thought that she would show him fear.'COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 65,425 - Reviews: 1825 - Favs: 1,984 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Paul - Complete
The Day Until Night Saga: Evolution by LuvleeLyfe reviews
Rena Wyatt grew up knowing she was different. While in college she travels to La Push for a project and finds a love interest in Seth and also finds out that she is not as human as she thought PLEASE READ AND REVIEW! :- Please
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,264 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Seth, Carlisle - Complete
Come What May by Knblair86 reviews
Imprint story! Bella gets more than she bargained for when she confronts Jake. Many bumps along the road, but can Paul and Bella's love survive anything? Cullens, Vitoria, love, hate...Can i friendship survive?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 82,114 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Bella, Paul - Complete
Simultaneous Hearts by Lov3good reviews
When Paul came back from Iraq, love wasn't on his mind. But now he realises that a lot can happen in one month. And it only takes a second. AU Paul/OC story! AH! SoldierPaul!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,666 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Paul
Concrete Angel by MadHatter2708 reviews
Michael and Star have another child, along with Laddie. But they aren't ready for this, and Star can't care for another. She can barely care for herself. Song-Fic, One-Shot. "Concrete Angel" by Martina McBride.
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Star, Laddie T. - Complete
Taming the Undead by letsstartapaintwar reviews
Alena Grayson, human and living with the Cullens. One day, they recieve an invite to Volterra. She meet a brown frosty-haired vampire and they hate each. Can they look past their differences and see the many similarites in all that is to come. RxR DemxOc
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 116,750 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Demetri - Complete
Santa Carla by hevaann reviews
Poemfic. I own no rights.
Lost Boys - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Complete
All My Life by daysi73 reviews
Seth and Bella are best friends growing up. Will his phasing affect their friendship
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,687 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Complete
I Won't Waste Away in California by AmandaDeppWinchester reviews
Christofer Drew of NeverShoutNever leaves his home in Missouri and runs to California to pursue his music career. There, he meets the girl of his dreams and she becomes his muse and inspiration. I'm not the best with summaries but please R&R XD
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,853 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010
Split, a Kim story by deadlybeautiful reviews
No, I’m worse than pathetic, I’m Kim. Which is by far worse than being just pathetic. Because when you’re Kim you get to be obsessed, neurotic, paranoid, painfully shy, and invisible too. That’s right, I’m Kim, the whole package deal. Jared/Kim
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,986 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Kim, Jared
Before I knew by Metwi reviews
When Hannah finds out Paul's secret, she goes ballistic. She tries to ignore him and live her life without him, but she's driving herself insane. So she asks herself, what about before she knew? She had fallen in love then, so why would her love change?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,818 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Paul - Complete
The Girl in The Shadows by zoeymew1098 reviews
His name was Jacob Black, and he belonged to everyone else except me. To Quil, to Embry, even to Sam Uley. Most importantly, above all else, he belonged to Bella Swan. No matter how much I love him, she still has his heart, unknowingly, locked away. OC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,322 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Jacob
Her Protector by Sapphire1031 reviews
Emmett Cullen and his friends find Bella Swan after she has been brutally attacked. Emmett takes it upon himself to be her protector however what happens when he starts falling in love with her. Can she overcome what has happened to her and love him back?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 102,605 - Reviews: 1189 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Unwritten by miilla reviews
Maia's life is weird. She has a mother who's dating guys half her age, a father who left her for another man, and a crazy best friend. She comes to La Push to work for her uncle, but she finds so much more than just some extra pocket money. Embry/OC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 112,262 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Embry - Complete
I've Always Loved You by Knblair86 reviews
Imprint Story! After Jake gets 'sick', Bella starts hanging out with Quil. How will they help each other heal? What happens when the Cullen's come back to town and Will Victoria finally get her revenge? Please give it a chance!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,701 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Bella, Quil Jr. - Complete
Captivation by MadHatter2708 reviews
Astrid was just a normal girl, from a normal family. Or so she thought. When she meets the boys, everything she ever knew begins to change. When multiple myths are revealed, she discovers that perhaps vampires aren't her biggest concern. David/OC Rated T
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 39 - Words: 31,400 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - David - Complete
Stuck by MaysileeAbernathy reviews
After knowing Jacob's secret of being a werewolf, Bella doesn't believe that there's nothing normal anymore. When Jacob did the mistake of his life, a friend-slash-enemy hunts him down. Will everything still be the same for Jacob and Bella after that?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 72,448 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Unknown Beginnings by maired75 reviews
What do you do when the person you were suppose to spend the rest of your life with is taken from you. Do you sit back and let the world pass you by and you wilt away into oblivion or will an unexpected person pull you from your dark trenches?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,020 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Hidden Symbols by cyberpen reviews
Talli secretly likes the band New Moon, but not in the obsessive way like some fans. So when her best friend begs her to go meet Paul, one of the singers, what happens when he imprints...and not on her best friend that adores the ground he walks on.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,170 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Paul - Complete
Not My Fairytale by LilyAnneMarie reviews
Renesmee Cullen is the successful editor of Mauve fashion magazine. She doesn't believe in love, and nothing can change her mind- that is, until the day he walks in.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,711 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
The Thirst for my Blood and Body by x- L e i l a -x reviews
They hated each other but hate is a passionate emotion and it delved into love. Love that became intamate and lead to complications, but what happens when the prisoner who loved Alec ran to save a part of him. SM Owns. ALECxOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 37,092 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Alec - Complete
A New Era by X-NessieCullen-X reviews
Jacob and Renesmee's relationship has passed the "just friends" stage. Is she, or isn't she, pregnant?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,781 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Forever His by Heavan Hell Angel reviews
what should have happened You all can thank vampire4121 for the wonderful title
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Bella, Sam - Complete
Oh Jules by Lov3good reviews
My feelings for Paul changed the minute he knocked a door into my face. But I guess, that's the price to pay for love. Paul/OC !COMPLETE! SEQUEL UP!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 111,230 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Paul - Complete
Fallen by Insane Cali Gurl reviews
What happens when Charlie Swans niece's move to Forks to live with him because they are too rowdy? And what happens when they meet the Quileute protectors?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,433 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Jared - Complete
Skate To The Moon by Scarlet MacDuff reviews
Ice skating was my life, my world. The thing I did with all my heart and soul. Up until now, ice skating had been all I knew. Little did I know this was all about to change with one look from a handsome stranger. PaulxOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 101,005 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Paul - Complete
Come In With The Rain by musicismylife7 reviews
Rain made me feel good. It washed away all the sadness and loneliness I was feeling." Embry's half-sister Annie moves to La Push after her dad dies. Seth/OC *NOW COMPLETED*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,099 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Seth - Complete
Cry Little Sister by yummycookies222 reviews
Michael and Sam's sister move to Santa Carla with them and joins them on their crazy adventures. Edgar/OC
Lost Boys - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,569 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Edgar F. - Complete
Soulmate by Sati Lotus reviews
Even in death, he will always find her. Set towards the end of Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Victoria, James - Complete
The Adventures of The Lost Boys and Nerd Vampire by VinylVictory reviews
Sequel to The Adventures of Evelyn, David, and Lost Girls. David has to decide whether to kill Evelyn or turn her. A young vampire, Cathy, who works at McDonalds gets involved with the boys. Please read and review! Fic 2 of the Adventure Series
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,485 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Complete
Pretty Little Secrets by wolfpull85 reviews
Embry finally imprints and then she is gone. Who was she and would he see her again. Denise Lange is a girl with her own secrets. Prologue inside gives better summary. Embry/OC. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 62,462 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Embry - Complete
Friends that move 2gether, imprint 2gether, sorta by stonecoldheart27 reviews
Beccer and Leah are best friends and have decided to move away form England. They end up living in the La Push Rreservation where they soon get caught up in the wolf pack. There is sure to be trouble for them both but can they handle it?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,318 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Jacob, Paul - Complete
THE MAN IN ME: Becoming Jacob by artbeatsandlife reviews
*Indefinite Hiatus* Jacob Black is a man of duality. He's next to become tribal chief but he's also a 20-something college grad up for a big-time job in Seattle. Can he come to terms with his tribe, pack, girlfriend & himself? Rated M for language & Lemo
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,330 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Jacob
Corrupted by McFlyerchk reviews
An american girl comes to live with Strify, Yu, and Kiro. They're taking part in an troubled teen program, and the girl that they get has quite a corrupted past, and she doesn't want to talk about it. Cinema Bizarre fic.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 10/11/2008
Eternal Sunshine by sunshine-faery reviews
What if Bella had made the healthy choice and never jumped off the cliff on that fateful day...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 64,461 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Hold On by WildHope83 reviews
After a rough year, Amanda Kent was looking forward to her family's annual trip to her maternal grandparents' home for the winter holidays. With everything going on in her life, she never expected to fall head first into strong open arms. PaulOC COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 84,563 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Paul, Jared - Complete
Just Call Me 'Sunshine' by kimberlycullen10 reviews
Jacob's version of New Moon. Begins with chapter 5, Bella's first visit to La Push after Edward leaves her. CANON.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 80,309 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Jacob, Bella
What Edward didn't see coming by Perfekt Rain reviews
This story begins with Damon's broken heart. But it ends with Damon's evil laughter. If you don't like Edward Cullen this is the fanfic for you!
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Edward, Damon - Complete
My Werewolf by Jacob.Paul.Lover.2009 reviews
What happens when Sahara wants to declare her love to Jacob. And what will happen when he avoides her and suddenly becomes distant? Not good at summaries sorry, so can u just check it out thx guys T rated for language and stuff! JACOB/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 97,247 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Jacob - Complete
A Fire To Keep Me Warm by Mercury-Serenity reviews
Seth always saw her as the little sister he always wanted. She was happy and totally the opposite of Leah. But one day she confessed her love to him and he rejected her, only to find out a bit too late that she was indeed his soul mate. AU. Seth's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 87,567 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Seth - Complete
Just when you least expected it by daysi73 reviews
Edward has left and Sam found her in the forest and imprinted on her. Will she give into the imprinting and get over Edward? Rated M for future Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,934 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Bella, Sam - Complete
Third Time's a Charm by Kathy Hiester reviews
Edward and Jacob have broken Bella. It is up to Quil to piece her back together. First Fan Fic. Constructive criticism please.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 35,632 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Quil Jr. - Complete
Falling For Brady: An Imprint's Story by Mercury-Serenity reviews
I was afraid that she was going to run out of the truck when I told her I was a werewolf. Her eyes searched mine. There was a certain spark in them. "Show me! Become a werewolf." she said, a smile on her lips. Brady's Story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 47 - Words: 125,847 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Brady, Seth - Complete
Change In My Life by Miss Jina reviews
When Rachael Black and Paul meet on first beach something happens, how strong is the imprint and how long can it last?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 82,896 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Rachel, Paul - Complete
Initiation is Over by WreckingDoll reviews
A lifelong friend of Sam and Michael visits them in Santa Carla. What happens when when they find out that creatures believed only to exist in nightmares really do walk the streets? What happens when you fall in love with one? COMPLETE, sequel posted!
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,166 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Marko - Complete
You're My Only Number One by bexxyy reviews
Bella returns to La push after five years and meets Jacob's friends, little does she know that they are all wolves and she is in fact Pauls imprint. How will she take this news that could drastically change her life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 70,613 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Bella, Paul - Complete
The Bookshop by HopelessRomantic79 reviews
A chance meeting in a bookshop could lead to more between Jasper and Bella. AH, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 65,711 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Unexpected Love by dazzled620 reviews
Set in Eclipse. Bella goes to the bonfire with Jacob. And she sees Seth. Everything changes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,600 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Bella, Seth - Complete
A Lily in the Darkness by lordofthebreakdance reviews
David has his entire life. The boys are his only company. Things get complicated though when a baby is found in the back seat of their latest victims. No Star, Micheal, Laddie, etc. Rated T for slight gore, Language, etc.
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,486 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - David - Complete
And Then Came You by Mercury-Serenity reviews
Ali Black-Cullen is different! She's neither a vampire or a werewolf. She can't seem to find her place in life. Her journey will take her to many situations and ordeals, that will point her in the right direction to finding herself. Post BD.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 105,654 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Jacob, Seth - Complete
Keep Your Hands to Yourself by liljenrocks reviews
Love is never supposed to be easy. It's even worse when you throw in the imprint! A story about Paul's daughter, Jared's son, and Sam's son.Rated M for language and Lemons! Spin-off of yay4shanghai's A Fun and Easy Way to Go Down a Dress Size
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 111,862 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Paul, Rachel - Complete
HeartBreak by KupKakes09 reviews
This is Sam and Emily's story from beginning to end.The first kiss, first fight, first everything, drama, and lemons. first few chapters will be under slight construction as I go back and fix the spacing!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 174,921 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Emily, Sam - Complete
Light of Day by secret04161975 reviews
The story of Jacob and Renesmee 8 years following Breaking Dawn. Romance, lemony, told entirely from Nessie's POV, but includes all the Cullens and the Wolves.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 122,731 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
You Did What On Me? by DancinAlways416 reviews
Kim has always liked Jared. She knows it's pointless until one day he looks at her, and he just can't look away. He tells her his secrets, she tells him hers. Life is perfect for Kim, as long as Jared is there to pick her up when life pushes her down.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 54,963 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Jared, Kim - Complete
Another Turn Of Fates Wheel by fluppy reviews
And then, in that room…POW. Like an episode of batman." Embry's imprint. M for one alomost Le-mon chapter 25 . And a full one in chapter 32.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 40,126 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Embry - Complete
Wonderwall by 2013as reviews
Leah left La Push and now is returning,she realize things have changed at home, Sam has a new gang of boys with him 24/7..including her best friend Jacob..but what happens when the mysterious boy Embry imprints on her is her heart ready to love again?..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 89,037 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Leah, Embry - Complete
You're the one I love to hate by deadlybeautiful reviews
Paul's imprint story. Paul/OC -started before BD-
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,440 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Paul - Complete
Summer Nights by FireGoddess528 reviews
AU: Summer, 2009. Emily and Patsy are ready for the summer of their lives. Their plans include beaches, rides, and vampires? Patsy befriends the vampires. So does Emily, but only to keep Patsy from doing something dumb like becoming a vampire herself.
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Marko, Dwayne
Someone To Love Me by The Only Pancake reviews
Jasper x Bella fic! Jasper Whitlock is a 15 year old victim of child abuse. This is the story of how he deals with it, and finds possible love along the way. Will the bonds he shares with his friends help him survive, and heal? Read to find out! AH - AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 34,391 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
The Girl Wolf by FireSeraph reviews
Gabriella is Quil's little sister. So far, Sam Uley has taken her brother away from her. And she thinks that something's wrong with her best friend, Jacob. What happens when she finds out the truth? NO EMILY IN THIS STORY!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,301 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Sam - Complete
Becoming a monster by pink champagne218 reviews
He was an angry werewolf, but she loved him anyway. Paul/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,870 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Paul - Complete
Kobe Comes Home by KaSaVa reviews
Kobe goes to live with her mother the Warden after her no good father goes bankrupt. At first she hates the idea of living there again, but eventually she begins to form bonds and relationships that change her mind. Chapter 23 RE DONE!
Holes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 62,332 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 6/14/2005
When the Dark and Light Collide by GoddessLove reviews
If Edward had not returned and if Bella had choosen to fall in love with Paris instead of Romeo... Vampire and Werewolf love story. A murder, voices, a lost soul, and a house full. Married with Kids. A BXJ story, with a surprise guest of Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,743 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
The Lost Girls Until I think of a better title by Queen Serenity reviews
I was thinking, what if it hadn't been Lucy and her boys that had come to town, but rather Lucy and her girls? This is my take on it...
Lost Boys - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/21/2005
Carnival Nights by AlienEeeter reviews
A prequel fic, based around how Star and Laddie became a part of the gang. lost boys
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,944 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/22/2001
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Will She Sink or Swim? reviews
Danisnotonfire AmazingPhil. Claire moves in with Dan's sister and is introduced to Dan and Phil. She quickly falls in love, but keeps it a secret. Dan and Phil both fall in love with her. They're not so good at keeping secrets. Please read!:3 All links for teh story are on my profile!:D
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,458 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012
The Comedown reviews
Blayze and Blaire,two druggie twins, get busted one night at a rave and are sent to Camp Green Lake. They encounter Love, Lust, and a whole lot of speed...If you know what I mean! RATED M FOR A REASON!
Holes - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,188 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Zigzag
Hello Fascination reviews
Alex and Jay are tired of their mom nagging, and are looking for a place to move. They're looking for a place that has night life for Jay, a place for Alex's son, Jesse, to play, and some place exciting and new. When theWhat better place than Santa Carla?
Lost Boys - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Paul
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Lost Boys - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,523 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Paul
Sunlight reviews
After Edward leaves in New Moon Bella writes a poem. One- shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete