Author has written 9 stories for Warriors, and Buffy: The Vampire Slayer.
Looks: Long black hair, freakishly pale skin, freckles,and hazel (?) eyes
Fandoms: I dont even know anymore just a bunch of Bryan Fuller and Joss Whedon and other random shit
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URGENT NOTE: JUST DONT READ MY SHITTY FANFICS THEY ARE SO BEYOND BAD I AM SORRY FOR UNLEASHING THEM INTO THIS WORLD
ALSO: EDITING IN PROCESS BECAUSE WHY NOT
People Who Are Smarter Than Me And Mostly Escaped This Site Who I Know IRL And Stuff
Knouge4Ever: Loser person
Rainstar of Shadowclan: Is this even her username anymore? My little sister who's a better everything than me
Snowstar of riverclan: haha hi Sarah she's likely gone
Fuzzystar of Thunderclan
Windpool of Riverclan
Brambleshadow of Windclan: If you are reading this Brambleshadow sorry we lost contact, but I still remember you and smile sometimes :)
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel Section (Because I am so damn obsessed)
SPUFFY (OTP FTW)
Xander/Cordelia (They were cute as well...)
Giles/Jenny (I didn't get to know Jenny very well :/)
Faith/Angel (They were cute...)
Spike/Harmony (hehe, no)
Maybe Conner/Angel (If the selfish brat can get over himself, Angel can actually have a son)
Spike/Angel (Competitive brothers? I don't know, but their fights are hilarious)
Favorite Characters: (Only the first three are in order)
Oz (Something about his personality is just epic)
Angelus (So evil, it's cool! I'm even a bit of a fangirl)
Willow (I can really relate to her)
Doyle (He's so epic, why'd he have to die so soon? Funny little Irish man)
My epic (terrible ugh) rant:
So here's some reasons Spuffy is better than Bangel
S4: He went to Buffy, instead of getting out of town or gathering minions. For Something Blue, the spell never said they had to fall in love, just get married. Also, Buffy seemed to really enjoy teasing Spike, and they fought like an old married couple. Die, Riley, die.
S5: He watched over her to keep her safe. Fool for Love described Spike perfectly, he really is a fool for love. Also, before the fight, he accepted she'll never love him, accepting instead how she doesn't act like she hates him anymore.
Beginning of S6: 147 days. He memorized it. My theory is, he probably wanted to die, because his love was gone from his life. The only thing keeping him back was his last promise to Buffy, keeping Dawn safe. For the record, I think he and Dawn are like brother/sister.
S6-7: Buffy hurt Spike so much, and he took it all just for her to be happy. Then, when he finally snapped, he was horrified. You could see it in his expression. So, he went and fought through grueling tasks, went through horrible torture, and regained his soul. All for the woman he loved, to try and give her what she deserved. Afterwords, he went insane, and who brought him out of it? Buffy. When Buffy thought she was completely abandoned, Spike came and told her how he loved her, but expected nothing in return (in a speech that nearly made me cry), then just held her as she slept. Then, when he was about to close the Hellmouth, she grabbed his hand (and the hands went aflame, now that's love) and told him she loved him. But she had hurt him to much for him to believe it. He then went laughing to his death, but only after making sure Buffy was safe. He saved the world for her. Sure, he liked the world, but the main reason was for Buffy.
Note: When Spike got back, one of the first things he asked was where Buffy was.
When Spike had no soul, he was helplessly in love with Buffy and did everything he could for her. Then, he hardly changed after he got his soul. When Angel had no soul, he got a whole new name and personality. What the heck? Angelus killed Jenny to hurt Buffy, threatened her, tried to kill her, etc. Spike got his soul, let her use him, and took care of Dawn. Also, Buffy was young when she met Angel. They had the whole first love thing going. He was basically her safety net. A Slayer does not need a safety net. Slayer's are strong, are warriors, are heroes. And they need strong warriors who are heroes beside them. Sure, Angel can be that, but instead he left her. As if she didn't know what she needed herself. Spike is all the adjectives I said Slayers are, almost never leaves (and when he does, he comes back), and is just a good partner for Buffy.
Did I miss anything? Oh yeah, the time reversal thing. Did all of forget that's not a act of love? It was a random event that Angel got to be human. Then, he reversed it because he needed to save the world. In my opinion, Buffy was WAY OOC in that episode. Just throwing herself in the arms of Angel because, yay! He's human! Then, she forgot and was angry at him again. That's how I prefer it.
Now, I an go on for hours (I kind of want to) but I think I'll stop now.
SPUFFY RULES ALL.
You Know You're Obsessed with Buffy when...
- You whittle wooden stakes.
- You kick doors open.
- You carry around a stake, just in case.
- You take long walks in the cemetery at night.
- You have a strange fear of hospitals.
- You don't complain about going to church anymore because you remember that your supply of Holy Water is running kind of low.
- You wear crosses every day and have a vast selection of them.
- You never verbally invite anyone into your home.
- You keep all your important information on yellow disks.
- You avoid fraternity parties.
- As a rule you don't like to be surprised.
- Your friends are fearful that if they call during "Buffy Hour" they'll be in for a long lecture the next day.
- You bookmark the Coroner's Office as a favorite place.
- When you hear that there's a new librarian at your school, you slam open the doors of the library and yell; "Okay. What's the sitch?".
- You can recite a whole Buffy episode(s).
- You wallpaper your room with pictures of the Buffy cast and complain when there isn't enough space to put them all up.
- You ask a priest to bless your bottle of Perrier.
- Just for the hell of it, you enter Moloch into several search engines.
- You name your doll Miss Edith.
- You let your bird die of starvation.
- You paint your nails like Drusilla.
- When your brother comes back from the zoo, you won't let him in the house.
- The only way you know how to say the word bitch is 'bitca'.
- You get your hair cut like Buffy's and your hairdresser keeps remarking that the picture you show her (for your haircut) looks oddly familiar.
- You find yourself writing "You Know You've Seen Too Much Buffy When...".
- Whenever you quote Buffy Verse, you laugh hysterically while your friends stare at you like you've grown another ear.
- You always protest that Buffy is NOT a ditz's name.
- When watching a new Buffy episode, people gawk at you when you manage to say the actor's lines right before they do.
- You can't think of a thing to talk about with people who have never watched a Buffy episode.
- You spend hours on the net looking for new Buffy pictures.
- You get really really excited whenever you do find any new pictures.
- You sit on a grave twirling a yo-yo and say: "Come on, rise and shine. Some of us have a ton of trig homework waiting at home."
- You look for padlocked sewer access systems in mausoleums.
- You decide to be Buffy for Halloween but your friends don't notice a change.
- You own everything possible with the words Buffy the Vampire Slayer on them.
- You get wigged out by mimes and dummies.
- You have a chest in your room with a fake bottom that contains garlic, stakes, holy water and crosses.
- You wig out whenever you have a substitute biology teacher.
- You never go out with your boyfriend on the night of the full moon.
- You avoid supposedly empty warehouses.
- You have a love of railroad spikes.
- You punish your dolls.
- You get a wheelchair just so that you can be called "Roller Boy".
- You take up tae kwon do, kick boxing, street fighting and gymnastics and have a natural flair for all of them.
- You eye your librarian to see if they're trying to tell you that you're the next Slayer.
- You sleep with a stake under your pillow.
- You sneak out of your bedroom window at night and hang out at the park because you've heard that several people have died there lately of exsanguination.
- You're horrified of people who have never even heard of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
- You want to kill those that dis the show.
- You dream of past Slayers.
- Whenever you have a dream and you see your friend in it you run up to them the next day and begin to choke them as you ask:"What do you know?".
- You never sign in someone's yearbook "Have a great summer!".
- You don't like to use the word Master.
- You date men whom you meet in dark alleys.
- You bring a fire extinguisher to cheerleading tryouts.
- You get nominated at school as "Person Most Likely To Be The Next Buffy the Vampire Slayer".
- You buy knee-high boots.
- You get two holes pierced in your left ear and three in your right, just to be like SMG.
- You're on a first name basis with all the actores of BtVS except that you've never met them.
-Though they used to appreciate your interest, the actors on BtVs are now scared to death of you.
-You check people's lockers to make sure they don't have any books such as 'Gray's Anatomy' and 'Mortician Desk Reference.
-You read a Buffy transcript at least once a day.
- You befriend a computer genius and her friend.
- You file complaints that the substitute biology teacher is harassing you.
- When asked what your hobbies are you answer; "Slay...slay...slave to the television".
- As far as you are concerned, Buffy and friends are actual people.
- You drive to California to look for Sunnydale, you dial operator and ask him where it is, operator says there is no such place and you yell back at him that he's probably in league with some demons to keep you out of Sunnydale.
- You enroll at Torrance High School.
- When asked what you'll do when you're older you answer either dead or it's already been 'sealed in fate'.
- You tape all Buffy episodes.
- You buy all the CDs of songs that have ever been on Buffy.
- You've been to all 1000 or so Buffy sites on the net.
- You cannot remember what you did with your life before Buffy.
- Your motto is 'Life is short' or 'Seize the day'.
- You never bring your date to the morgue.
- You never buy your Halloween costume at a new costume shop called Ethan's.
- You always beat up a snitch.
- You make sure your parents never come to Parent-Teacher night at school.
- You watch, laugh and mock talent shows.
- When given an egg for parenting in Sex Ed. class you smash it with something heavy.
- You're frightened of cheerleader wannabes.
- You avoid saunas, who knows what they put in the steam?
- You don't let people with long fingernails get too close to your throat.
- Whenever there's a Sadie Hawkins dance at school you lock yourself in your room.
- You refuse to buy any candy being sold by the band at school.
- You're sure that the government is up to no good.
- You're afraid that the first Slayer will show up in your dreams and try to kill you.
- You hate the idea of going to college and getting a roommate you don't know; she might be a demon!
- You stop drinking beer because you're afraid that you'll turn into a caveman.
- You attack anyone named Ethan.
- You pursue witchcraft.
- You spend countless dollars on BtVS merchandise.
- You start dancing like Faith.
- You have a dislike for the military and aren't surprised when they screw stuff up.
- You buy realistic-looking false fangs and pop them in at night.
- Life without BtVS appears to be meaningless.
- You request the song 'Wild Horses' by The Sundays at your Prom.
- You arm yourself with weapons on Graduation Day; you can never be too sure the Mayor won't turn into a demon.
- You're afarid that the Chumash Indians will destroy your Thanksgiving supper.
- You always get an uneasy feeling on Halloween.
- You start a dance club and call it The Bronze.
- You help new students (especially if they come from LA) with their books on the first day of school.
- Just in case you lose your voice you sleep with a message board under your pillow.
- You spy on your teachers to find out whether they lead a double life.
- Every time you see a soldier you have the tendency to hide in a corner.
- You start thinking that you're dating an ex-wish demon who occasionally wants to eviscerate you.
- You discuss the events of the show with your friends as if they happened in real life.
- Whenever someone annoys you, you say, "What's your deal?!"
- After high school you are seriously thinking about living in your basement, with your neato disco ball.
- You can't help but think that all the rodents your come in contact with are really Amy in disguise.
- You plan a trip to London, to find out where the Watcher's Council is located.
- After your junior year you leave for the summer, determined to live on the streets. Afterall, if Buffy did why can't you?
- You declare your school motto is "something weird is going on".
- You firmly believe that one day you will meet all the cast.
- You schedule your life around Buffy.
- You're scared of finding dead bodies in dumpsters.
- You think your life is too normal, wishing for the life of the Slayer.
- On Valentine's Day you stay at home with your mother, pigging out and renting a bunch of chick flicks.
- You're afraid a guy with cheese will haunt you in your dreams. .
- Whenever someone walks into the room you say, "Check out the lust bunny."
- You refuse to smoke in the school basement alone.
- You go to the prom with a duffel of "just-in-case" supplies and your black leather jacket.
- It's never a problem chaning for patrolling - you've aptrolled many a time in halters.
- You buy a yellow mug that says "Kiss the Librarian" and use it only for Cherry Kool-Aid.
- You fear dreams of small baseball players.
-You fear the lunch lady's food.
-You position all the posters in your room so that the lovers are facing each other.
- You start writing "Don't walk away from me bitch!" on the chalkboards at school.
- You go shopping for furniture and ask to see "the sofa from hell".
- You stop believing in leprechauns and coincidences.
- Anyone that has the name Rupert or Giles is immediately assumed by you to be your Watcher.
- You have a soft spot for British people, especially if they've got platinum blond hair.
- You always come back from summer vacation with a new hairdo (a la Buffy).
- You walk down the street at night and see a dark figure wearing a long black coat, you scream "Spike!"
- You set off for college/high school every day wishing you could have your librarian waiting for you with news on the hellmouth.
- You buy a black and white kitty and name her Ms. Kitty Fantastico and called her Ms. Kitty for short.
- When you perform a part in your school play, you run off the stage, a la Willow.
- You sing the song Cordelia sang for your talent show.
- You cut class, and leave through the window.
- You are wary of anyone named Sunday.
- You write Buffy Summers -- Class Protector on your umbrella.
- Whenever you see a rat, you immediately try to turn it back into Amy.
- You keep your mom away from your graduation and start a petition to keep the mayor away as well.
- You carry a knife like Faith's.
- You get your school band to perform the Buffy theme song.
- You purposefully get Buffy's exact SAT score.
- You think Sunnyvale, CA is really Sunnydale but they changed the name to keep obsessed fans out.
- Whenever someone leaves the house, you say to them, "Be back before dawn."
You know you're obsessed with Spuffy when...(deleted a few of the really perverted ones)
1. You dress and name your Sims after them (Hawksky: Ummm...hehe...I did that.THEY HAVE FIVE KIDS!)
2. The number 147 has sentimental value to you (Hawksky: Well, yeah. That's the exact number of days Buffy was dead. "148 today, but today doesn't count, does it?")
3. You scream when you see ducks
4. You'll never look at handcuffs the same way again
5. You see fire and it sparks happy memories
6. You get pissed when you see Spike or Buffy kissing someone else. (That scene where Buffy kissed Angel in front of Spike had me ready to kill something)
7. You gag when you see Buffy/Angel together and declare that Angel is soo not her type. (Well, he's not)
8. You tell someone you're "going out for a walk" you're tempted to add... bitch. (Best. Comeback. Ever!)
9. You make a robot of your crush if they don't want you
10. You have a shrine for your crush
11. You stalk your crush - you know they want you anyway. They're just in denial.
12. You blame every stupid thing you do on spells
14. A back massager starts to seem like it has many other uses...
15. You can't help but burst into song about your lover
16. You cry when you hear the song "Goodbye to You"
17. You'd go to the end of the world and back for the person you love
19. Your parents ask you what you're reading and you answer, "Another Spuffy fanfic" (They don't even bother to ask anymore, they just know)
20. You spend lots of time looking at Spuffy pics and "oohing" and "awwing" over them
23. Someone tells you Angel is Buffy's true love you immediately tell them to shut up and go on a long rant about how their love is soo not forever (My dad does that just to tease me)
24. You know what FLW stands for and you crack up when you see those letters
25. You look at abandoned buildings and think about sex
26. You'll throw up if you hear the word "soulmates" one more time
28. You see a guy with bleached hair and a duster and yell, "Spike wannabe!"
30. You don't call it stalking, you call it love.
31. You laugh when you hear the song "Wind Beneath My Wings"
32. Your desktop on your computer always has to have Spike & Buffy
33. You start to have fantasies when you hold a lighter
35. You throw candles at your lover to wake them up
36. You call your lover a dope just to get their attention
37. You skip to the Spuffy parts in episodes when having a Spuffy marathon
38. You call your lover British names just to confuse them (Pet, luv, got it!
40. You have no idea in hell what shirty means when your lover calls you it
41. You have a thing for evil vampires
42. You'll only go out with guys that have the "bad boy" look
43. Iowa-farm boys are soo boring
44. You've watched Smashed at least 100 times... the end of it at least
47. You can feel your lover's presence through doors and vice versa
48. You've imagined a Buffy & Spike reunion 1,000 times or more
49. When all your friends turn their backs on you, your lover is still there to comfort you and hold you
50. People stare at you in church because you're crying so hard
51. You're careful about wearing crosses around your lover
52. You cry when you hear the Buffy/Spike love theme - you cry even harder when it's playing during Chosen
53. Hearing the Buffy/Angel love theme makes you gag
55. You just know that the whole "We're really good friends..." is a total cover-up
56. You know that Joss, Sarah, and James are all in-the-closet Spuffy lovers
57. You find leather dusters a whole lot sexier than you did before.
61. You should be spending time studying, but you're on the internet watching Spuffy music videos (Guilty as charged)
62. If a friend starts talking about how great Bangel is you start ranting on about how Spuffy is better until they're so scared they agree
63. You would soo kill yourself if Joss ever got Bangel together in the future
64. You know your lover likes ice on the back of their neck
66. You and your lover can finish each other's sentences
68. You start crying when Buffy tells Spike she loves him in Chosen
69. You find it sweet that Spike was the only one sobbing when Buffy died in "The Gift."
70. After watching Spuffy no other couple can even compare
71. The phrase you tell your lover the most is, "You're a pig."
72. You start to wonder if your boyfriend has more than one outfit
73. Every song you hear reminds you of Spuffy
74. You listen to the lyrics of songs to see if they relate to Spuffy and start making a list of the songs that do Too true...)
75. Buffy and Spike are your favorite characters and sometimes they're the only ones you can stand
76. You think of all poetry as "bloody awful" (Actually, I liked Spike's poetry. Buffy probably does to...)
77. You start using British cuss words and no one understands what you're saying
78. You order buffalo wings when you're feeling peckish
79. You love hot cocoa with the little marshmellows in them
80. You have a thing for insane women
81. You call the relationship between you and your lover "dancing"
82. You walk into your lover's bedroom in the middle of the night and the only thing you can think of is if they're naked under there...
83. You sniff your lover's sweaters
84. You hear Buffy's cookie dough speech and all you can think is, "I know who really got the cookie"
86. You know Buffy's just using the Immortal for sex and the whole time she's thinking, "Damn if only he were as good as Spike..."
87. The bar on chemistry is raised up several levels
88. You have a tendency to tell your lover "Dont get your knickers in a twist."
90. You engage in playing pool, drinking games, and playing cards with your lover
91. You play kitten poker with the fellas but it seems to gross out your lover for some reason
92. You always seem to sense your lover if they're near
93. Even when you're not really together you act like a jealous husband/wife around that significant other.
94. You find it amazing that you were once mortal enemies and now passionate lovers
95. Your real first kiss with your lover didn't happen until after you had already kissed
96. Bunnies are no longer just cute and fluffy little animals...
98. Someone says, "You're cheating." and then they get mad when you start giggling uncontrollably
99. If you ever went invisible you know the first thing you would do is get kinky with your lover
100. You love Spuffy so much that you got all of the jokes and you actually took the time to read all 100 reasons
(Found several different places)
You know you're obsessed with Spike when...
You've decided you're a princess.
*You're seriously considering torturing people with railroad spikes so you'll have something in common.
*You think that changing your name to "Drusilla" or "Buffy" isn't such a bad idea after all..
*You find yourself calling all small, dark-haired children "The Annoying One."
*You're finally proud of your degenerated mental state, because Spike likes Crazy Girls.
*In your mind, any group of more than two people now qualifies as an "Idiot Mob."
*You plant daisies just to watch them die.
*In Chemistry, you've noticed that words like "sodium ion" sound like "Spike." No one else notices these similarities.
*You want to move to Prague.
*Every day at lunch, you turn to your friends/co-workers and say "Do me a favor.. Eat Something!!!"" Then you burst out laughing. They don't get it. You don't care.
*You keep having the urge to stuff small children into cages.
*When your boss asks you to type something you refuse on the grounds that "from now on we'll have a little less ritual and a little more fun around here!"
*You finish every sentance with, "Are we getting a Word Picture here?"
*You'd let Spike take over your town anyday!
*You start whimpering in the hopes that Spike will arrive to apologize, saying that he's "a bad, rude man."
*You start to lust after guys in wheelchairs
*You giggle everytime you see a commercial for McDonald's Happy Meals
You find yourself sleeping in the daytime so you don't ever, ever, ever get a tan.
*You've filed your teeth into sharp points to make biting just that little bit easier...
*You suddenly get the urge to drink Jack Daniel's, smoke metholated smokes, and listen to The Sex Pistols: because that's what Spike likes.
*You've become good at speaking with a Cockney accent.
*You start to keep leeches
*You tell people you don't like that they're wearing Nancy-boy hair gel.
*You start collecting dolls again.
*You buy a dog and name her Sunshine in the hope that you can feed her to Spike. (from Passion)
*You start to wear black nail-polish
Every time you go to write a word that begins with the letters 's' and 'p' you end up writing 'Spike'.
Taken from a number of sources
501 Reasons we love Spuffy:(Wow, this is long)
1)Because she only dates hot dead guys. 2)Because when he first saw her dancing at the bronze, he couldn’t take his eyes off her.
3)Because he’s loved her ever since the first time he saw her.
4)Because he wants to save the world.
5)Because they’re in a band.
6)Because maybe she hates him, but he’s all she’s got.
7)Because he knows love’s a funny thing.
8)Because she brought him home to meet her mom.
9)Because he called her cutie.
10)Because he’s love’s *.
11)Because she can’t fool him for some reason.
13)Because her new boy’s got, what’s the word? Vulnerability.
14)Because when he got the chip, he went to her for help.
15)Because when he came to her, she helped him.
16)Because she fed him blood from a cup.
17)Because if she just says yes he’ll be the happiest man on earth.
18)Because she said yes.
19)Because they were engaged.
20)Because he gave her a honking big rock for their engagement.
21)Because look how excited she is when she’s engaged; when have we ever seen her that jazzed?
22)Because when have we ever seen Spike smile like he did when she said yes?
23)Because the people that go on top of the wedding cake were just a perfect little them.
24)Because he said “Look at that lip…. gonna get it, gonna get it.”
25)Because she was living a dream.
26)Because she wasn’t going to say Angel.
27)Because he’s going to make sweet love to her.
28)Because she was looking at the man she loves.
29)Because after the spell was broken, she told Willow that the weird thing was that she remembered how she really loved him.
30)Because where in Willow’s spell did she say they had to love each other? She just said to get married.
31)Because she thinks his name is majorly weird.
32)Because her name is not a classic either.
33)Because she kissed Spike before Riley.
34)Because her friends wouldn’t let him kill himself.
35)Because he wants to fight that evil!
36)Because he helped Giles when he was a demon.
37)Because when Faith was coming on to him as Buffy, he was interested.
38)Because she wants him.
39)Because he loves her even WITHOUT a soul.
40)Because he dreams about her.
41)Because Out of My Mind- can we say best dream sequence ever?
42)Because he was outside her house long enough to smoke at least a dozen cigerettes.
43)Because he was out for a walk….. *.
44)Because when he?s with Harmony, he’s thinking about her.
45)Because he’s good at twirling pool cues and poles.
46)Because he taught her everything he knew about the other slayers.
47)Because he’s always been bad.
48)Because he’s a lousy poet, but a good man.
49)Because she knows she wants to dance.
50)Because thats all they’ve ever done.
51)Because he tried to kiss her.
52)Because she’s floating all around him.
53)Because he won’t push her away.
54)Because he’s all covered with her.
55)Because she told him about her mother’s illness- before she told Riley.
56)Because when he saw her cry he sat right beside her.
57)Because he wanted to know if there was something he could do.
58)Because he tried to comfort her.
59)Because she let him.
60)Because he sniffed her sweater.
61)Because he stole her undies.
62)Because she likes dangerous, rough, occasionally bumpy in the forehead region guys.
63)Because he made Riley jealous.
64)Because he wanted to know if she was naked under there.
65)Because he shows her what Riley was doing behind her back.
66)Because he had the best intentions.
67)Because if it wasn’t for him we’d still have Riley on the show!
68)Because he saw that Riley was afraid that he was “hot for his honey.”
69)Because he was.
70)Because sometimes he envied Riley so much it choked him.
71)Because he bought her chocolates.
72)Because he practiced his apology speech.
73)Because he doesn’t drink from the disaster victims; she wouldn’t like it.
74)Because he saved her from the vampire while she regrouped.
75)Because she trusted him to take care of her mother and sister.
76)Because he watches out for Dawn.
77)Because he calls Dawn “Little bit.”
78)Because he dressed up for her.
79)Because he has Harmony pretend to be Buffy.
80)Because he asked Dawn what else Buffy says about him.
81)Because he gets along with her mother.
82)Because he was talking to her like they were talking buddies.
83)Because he wears cool leather coats.
84)Because he opened the door for her.
85)Because he offered her a drink from his flask.
86)Because the latenight stakeout could have been a date; if she wanted it to be.
87)Because it’s not so unusual, two people…. in the workplace… feelings develop.
88)Because she’s all he bloody thinks and dreams about.
89)Because he’s drowning in her.
90)Because he lies awake every night (he meant day) thinking about her.
91)Because “Her light is all around him.”
92)Because she can’t deny it.. there’s something between them.
93)Because it’s heat… desire…
94)Because he can love quite well, if not wisely.
95)Because a man can change.
96)Because he even wanted to kill Drusilla to show her how much she means to him.
97)Because when Dru looks at him all she sees is Buffy.
98)Because Dru knew, even before Spike, that he loved her.
99)Because he’s in her life and she can’t shut him out.
100)Because he kept pictures of her.
101)Because he had a Buffy shrine.
102)Because he’s “compact and well-muscled.”
103)Because he had Warren make him a Buffybot.
104)Because he had it made to so he could play checkers.
105)Because it wasn’t one time.
106)Because it was lots of different ways.
107)Because Buffybot thinks Angel is lame, his hair goes straight up, and he’s bloody stupid.
108)Because he brought flowers when Joyce died.
109)Because he didn’t leave a card.
110)Because he is the BIG bad.
111)Because he would have died rather than tell Glory that Dawn was the key.
112)Because he couldn’t live with her being in that much pain.
113)Because she kissed him for real.
114)Because what he did for her and Dawn… it was REAL.
115)Because she won’t forget.
116)Because his wounds are sexy.
117)Because he would do it… for the right person… person he loved.
118)Because she needs him.
119)Because he’s the only other one that can protect Dawn.
120)Because she asked him to come with them to escape Glory.
121)Because let him drive the bus.
122)Because he saved her from the sword.
123)Because when you say you love us all….
124)Because she invited him in. Again.
125)Because she’s counting on him.
126)Because he will, till the end of the world.
127)Because he helped her save the world, twice.
128)Because she treats him like a man.
129)Because he made a promise to a lady.
130)Because he cried when she died.
131)Because he blamed himself for her death.
132)Because he helped her friends after she died.
133)Because he babysat Dawn when she died.
134)Because he made Dawn wear a helmet when she rode on the back of his motorcycle.
135)Because after she died he couldn’t look at the Buffybot.
136)Because he cried when she came back from the dead.
137)Because seeing her alive was the happiest moment in his entire existence.
138)Because he notices her hands.
139)Because she notices his hands.
140)Because he counted the days she was gone.
141)Because if any part of that was Buffy, he wouldn?t let her go.
142)Because every night he saves her.
143)Because she can be alone with him there.
144)Because he was the first person she shared her dark secrets with.
145)Because he was the only one that listened to her when she came back.
146)Because he is always around when she’s miserable.
147)Because he offered to “take out” her friends.
148)Because he tried to make her laugh.
149)Because he got her to smile.
150)Because she drank with him
151)Because he seems to love that little face she makes while she’s drinking.
152)Because she went to a demon bar with him.
153)Because she watched him play kitten poker.
154)Because she teased him.
155)Because he called her his lady.
156)Because she didn’t object.
157)Because she’s his lucky charm.
158)Because he got all protective of her when Clem commented on her skin.
159)Because he is the only one she can stand to be around.
160)Because they had the bike, but they could steal the van if she wanted.
161)Because he was so much easier to talk to when he was trying to kill her.
162)Because she came to pump him for information.
163)Because what else would she want to pump Spike for?
164)Becuase he’s got her back.
165)Because he sang to her.
166)Because he died so many years ago, but she can make it feel like it isn’t so.
167)Because being with her touches him more than he can say.
168)Because she never let him rest in peace.
169)Because he wants to take hi slove and bury it in a hole that’s six-foot deep.
170)Because he’ll follow her like a man possessed.
171)Because if his heart could beat, it would break his chest.
172)Because she wanted the fire back and went to him to find it.
173)Because he told her, the pain that she feels it only can heal.
174)Because she has to go on living, so one of them is living.
175)Because he stopped her from bursting into flames.
176)Because the day she does suss out what she wants, there’ll probably be a parade. Seventy-six bloody trombones.
177)Because they had a big epic kiss in OMWF.
178)Because they kissed all “Gone With the Wind” style.
179)Because by every convention of musicals, the couple who have the big kiss must have a happy ending. Sorry, but it’s set in stone.
180)Because there was the rising music and the rising……. music.
181)Because she saved him from the shark.
182)Because Joan saved Randy.
183)Because “Ready Randy??” and “Ready Joan” was too cute.
184)Because Joan and Randy make a rocking fighting team.
185)Because he must be a noble vampire.
186)Because he must help the hopeless.
187)Because he goes to see her at the Bronze.
188)Because she makes out with him by the stairs.
189)Because even without her memory she felt connected to Spike.
190)Because she’s the only human his chip doesn’t work for.
191)Because he’s calling her on the phone now.
192)Because we can’t assume everyone is getting seduced.
193)Because he made her night complete.
194)Because their passion can break a whole house down. Literally.
195)Because he wanted her to stay; it was light out.
196)Because she agreed.
197)Because vampires get her hot.
198)Because he gets her hot by just touching her.
199)Because the only thing better than killing a slayer is……
200)Because he made her scream.
201)Because he knows where she lives now… he’s tasted it.
202)Because he looks good naked.
203)Because he is in her system now, and she is going to crave him like he craves blood.
204)Because she hid the lighter in her pants.
205)Because she said she handn’t seen it.
206)Because she liked it when he took it back.
207)Because she’s his Goldilocks.
208)Because he told the social worker she was a good mom.
209)Because she told him to stop trying to see her.
210)Because When she was invisible and looking for a good time, who’d she run to?
211)Because “that’s cheating!”
212)Because he was just exercising.
213)Because she plays with him while he’s talking to Xander.
214)Because he wanted all of her, so he kicked her out.
215)Because he loves her even when she’s wearing a hat with a cow on it.
216)Because he never complained about smelling the smell.
217)Because he knows she’s better than this.
218)Because he can get her money.
219)Because when she went on her work break she spent it with him.
220)Because they ALWAYS miss the bed.
221)Because they can make a carpet look sexy.
222)Because he made her legs stop working.
223)Because they were having a conversation.
224)Because he was going to offer to redecorate her room.
225)Because she was amazing.
226)Because she likes him…. sometimes.
227)Because she trusted him enough to handcuff her.
228)Because he got the job done himself.
229)Because she always ends up in the dark with him.
230)Because she wanted to think of something other than the evil bloodsucking demon.
231)Because of the crypt door scene.
232)Because he can sense her.
233)Because she can sense him.
234)Because she dreams about him.
235)Because he may beneath her, but only in that Dead Things dream sequence.
236)Because she’s his girl.
237)Because he let her beat him nearly to death, before letting her throw her life away.
238)Because you always hurt the one you love.
239)Because she couldn’t use the excuse she came back wrong to sleep with him anymore.
240)Because Tara said he really loves her in DT.
241)Because he came to her birthday party.
242)Because he was jealous of Richie.
243)Because she helped him with the cramp in his pants.
244)Because everytime one of her friends made a comment, her thoughts went to Spike.
245)Because she wanted him to hang out with her and her friends.
246)Because she called him Spikey.
247)Because if she knew what he was thinking, then he wasn’t the only thinking it.
248)Because she went to him when Riley came back.
249)Because she wants him.
250)Because he always wants her.
251)Because he loves her and she knows it.
252)Because she couldn’t believe Spike was the Doctor.
253)Because she wouldn’t let Riley kill him.
254)Because being with him made things simpler.
255)Because she kept letting him in.
256)Because he can do it for five hours straight.
257)Because five hours isn’t a little while.
258)Because using him was killing her.
259)Because he was not complaing.
260)Because she called him William.
261)Because she was jealous of his date.
262)Because it hurt.
263)Because when he realized it hurt her he left.
264)Because he was sorry.
265)Because he liked to see her happy; she glows.
266)Because some people can’t see a good thing when they’ve got it.
267)Because he knew she liked ice on the back of her neck.
268)Because he wanted her to tell her friends about them.
269)Because her best friend suspected that there might be something going on between them.
270)Because he smells really good.
271)Because he needed a spell to make his feelings stop because nothing else would.
272)Because it hurt to see him with Anya.
273)Because she saved him anyway.
274)Because he was good enough for Buffy.
275)Because he didn’t want to hurt her.
276)Because he looked horrified when he realized what he’d done.
277)Because she had feelings for him.
278)Because when he came back, things were going to change.
279)Because she was upset when Clem said he had gone away.
280)Because he wanted to be a better person for her.
281)Because he wanted to give her what she deserved.
282)Because he wanted to take care of her.
283)Because he wanted to be what he was.
284)Because he had a speech for her.
285)Because she was worried about the scars on his chest.
286)Because she didn’t tell anyone she saw Spike.
287)Because she liked him cleaned up.
288)Because they don’t have the words.
289)Because he passed her the torch.
290)Because she knew he’d changed.
291)Becuase he put on an act for her.
292)Because she went after him.
293)Because he wanted the missing piece.
294)Because he got the spark for her.
295)Because she cried whe he told her about his soul.
296)Because he got his soul on his own.
297)Because it was for her…. to be hers.
298)Because he wanted to be a kind of man.
299)Because he will be loved.
300)Because she went to him for help even when he was crazy.
301)Because she knew what he did.
302)Because when he hit himself she stopped him.
303)Because she didn’t want to stay with him, only because she thought she’d make things worse.
304)Because he helped save Cassie.
305)Because she’ll tell him…. someday she’ll tell him.
306)Because it’s him and it’s her and they’ll get through it.
307)Because she couldn’t just leave him in the school basement.
308)Because she felt for him.
309)Because things are different now.
310)Because she knew he never meant to hurt her.
311)Because she wasn’t coddling him….. Riiiight.
312)Because he wouldn’t let her blow up the principal.
313)Because she finally admitted she was with him.
314)Because he completely took her over.
315)Because he really did care for her.
316)Because she didn’t want to be loved.
317)Because she looked crushed at the idea of Spike siring Holden.
318)Because he asked her how her night was.
319)Because he was concerned about killing someone she knew.
320)Because she didn’t want to believe he was bad again…. and she was RIGHT!
321)Because he won’t have Anya upside down and halfway to happy land.
322)Because it’s not the chip dammit.
323)Because he talked to other girls only because he couldn’t talk to her.
324)Because another girl couldn’t mean anything to him.
325)Because, God help him, it’s still all about her.
326)Because he couldn’t kill her.
327)Because she couldn’t kill him.
328)Because the First Evil couldn’t destroy them.
329)Because not even the First Evil convinced him to kill her.
330)Because he asked if she would help him.
331)Because she did help him.
332)Because she has to get close to Spike.
333)Because she put him in her bedroom.
334)Because she didn’t want to tie him up too tight in the chair.
335)Because he had to tell her to make the knots tighter.
336)Because he knew he made mistakes.
337)Because she knew she made mistakes.
338)Because he saw a man about a girl.
339)Because he won’t let her shut him out.
340)Because he has come to redefine the words pain and suffering since he fell in love with her.
341)Because she cleaned the blood off his mouth.
342)Because she would’t kill him even when he begged for it.
343)Because she saw his penance.
344)Because he risked everything to be a better man.
345)Because he may not see it, but she does.
346)Because she believes in him.
347)Because when the First brainwashed Angel he wanted to kill himself, but when it happened to Spike he fought back.
348)Because she made her friends protect him from the First Evil.
349)Because she wanted to save him from the First Evil.
350)Because she wanted to save him from the Ubervamp.
351)Because she knew he wasn’t dead.
352)Because none of her friends understood why she wanted to save him.
353)Because “It’s not……. *sigh*……… you don’t know- it’s complicated.”
354)Because he was running out of time.
355)Because he knew she’d come for him.
356)Because he dreamed about her saving him.
357)Because she came for him.
358)Because she was not just a bloody figment.
359)Because she had tears in her eyes when she saw him.
360)Because of the looks on both their faces.
361)Because they knew what the other was feeling, just by looking at each other.
362)Because there were no words, none were needed.
363)Because she let him lean on her.
364)Because they walked away together.
365)Because she knows Billy Idol stole his look from Spike.
366)Because the girls love Billy Idol.
367)Because secretly they were doing it like bunnies.
368)Because he does this cute thing with his tongue.
369)Because he tilts his head a lot.
370)Because he could have killed or turned her when they slept together, but never did.
371)Because he has never killed any of her friends… like some other people. *couch*Jenny*cough*
372)Because he risked his undead life for her.
373)Because he has never bailed.
374)Because he can have lots and lots of sex.
375)Because there is no curse.
376)Becuase she could never kill him or send him to a hell dimension.
377)Because he’s crazy about her.
378)Because he’s not broody.
379)Because for some reason Spike always knew.
380)Because they dreamed about each other.
381)Because she kept helping him, even though it was too dangerous.
382)Because she always needed his help.
383)Because he was always ready to help.
384)Because for him love is simple.
385)Because for her it’s REALLY complicated.
386)Because he fought by her side.
387)Because he wanted to protect her.
388)Because great love is wild, passionate, and dangerous.
389)Because it burns and consumes.
390)Because he cares about her.
3891Because he has never felt anything like it.
392)Because she can’t lie to him.
393)Because he would take care of her for the rest of his existance.
394)Because they believe in each other.
395)Because she ties him up. A lot.
396)Because even First Evil Buffy has a crush on him.
397)Because he calls her luv.
398)Because he calls her pet.
399)Because they have some of the most memorable kisses.
400)Because she can practice that love, give, forgive thing the First Slayer told her about.
401)Because think what beautiful kids they’d have! Okay, if they could have kids think what beautiful kids they’d have!
402)Because Angel and Riley have both found someone new to love. Why shouldn’t she?
403)Because even if he is a monster, he’s her monster.
404)Because Joyce liked him better than Angel. When did she ever give Angel hot chocolate with little marshmmallows?
405)Because she knows his friends (well, friend). He knows her friends. He may not like them all, but he knows them.
406)Because she believes anything without a soul is an evil thing. Good news, he has a soul!
407)Because he’s the best she’s ever had. Even the scripts agree on this one.
408)Because he wanted to talk about their relationship. Proof he’s not like other guys.
409)Because he has a proven track record of loyality to his girlfriend (Drusilla, not Harmony, because she’s…well, Harmony)
410)Because as much as he denied it, we know he had a sexy dance.
411)Because they could be a superhero couple, fighting for puppies and Christmas.
412)Because a big deal was made about how much she loved poetry class. Hmmm, who do we know who was a poet?
413)Because Spike’s not incredibly tall like Angel or Riley were, so it actually looks like Buffy isn’t standing on an imaginary stool.
414)Because Spuffy sounds so much better than Anuffy, Bungel, or Biley.
415)Because he wanted to give her a garden.
416)Because imagine the fun crossover where Angel finds out!
417)Because she said she couldn’t love him without a soul. Guess now she doesn’t have a reason not to.
418)Because he doesn’t use nancy boy hair gel.
419)Because no matter how she acts or what she does, he still loves her.
421)Because she wanted to spend time with him as soon as all the SITs were gone when she could have hung out with her friends
422)Because Buffy didn’t think Spike needed to be chained.
423)Because Buffy didn’t disagree with Spike when he said they had a lot in common.
424)Because Buffy was willing to call Riley when Spike’s chip went off.
425)Because when Spike called out her name when he was in pain she ran to him and said “I’m here.”
426)Because when Buffy and Spike were in the cave they instinctively watched each other’s backs.
427)Because Buffy called out Spike’s name when she saw he had fainted.
428)Because she was scared for him when the doctors told her about his chip.
429)Because even Riley knew that Spike was important to Buffy.
430)Because she gave him bite marks.
431)Because she went back into the Initiative with him.
432)Because she was concerned about his injuries.
433)Because she was feeling his ribs.
434)Because they held hands.
435)Because that was hot.
436)Because even the SITs know what’s going on.
437)Because she is confused about the over part of their relationship.
438)Because of the cute looks they gave each other in the bar.
439)Because she thought his place was comfy.
440)Because Buffy didn’t think Spike needed to be chained.
441)Because Buffy didn’t disagree with Spike when he said they had a lot in common.
442)Because Buffy was willing to call Riley when Spike’s chip went off.
443)Because they were finishing each other’s sentences.
444)Because she got his chip out.
445)Because it was instinct.
446)Because she thought it was wrong for him to have it.
447)Because he can be good man.
448)Because she could feel it.
449)Because Giles knew she had feelings for him. He could hear it in her voice.
450)Because she didn’t deny them.
451)Because they have a connection.
452)Because he relies on her.
453)Because she relies on him.
454)Because she wondered why everyone thought she’s still in love with Spike.
455)Because he thought of a crypt for two with a white picket fence.
456)Because he tried to be noble and be okay with her date.
457)Because she didn’t want him to be okay with it.
458)Because he was so eager to go get Buffy on her date.
459)Because of the awkwardness in the car between B/S/W.
460)Because she went to Spike before she went to her date or her injured best friend.
461)Because even Wood, who has known Spike for 10 minutes, can see the closeness between them.
462)Because she needs him there with her.
463)Because it’s not for his muscles.
464)Because she’s not ready for him to not be there.
465)Because from now on, they’re family.
466)Because sometimes you just look at someone and you know, you know?
467)Because she thought that the reason they fought was because they couldn’t admit how they really felt.
468)Because she wanted him to be included.
469)Because she called him Honey.
470)Because he has always had a fixation with her.
471)Because some girls go for the bad boy thing.
472)Because she can see that.
473)Because we all know what the best thing that’s been in her mouth really is.
474)Because you can feel the heat between them.
475)Because he changed for her.
476)Because what they have might not be pretty, but it’s real.
477)Because he was her strongest warrior.
478)Because she knows all the cool vampires.
479)Because he was on her side when no one else was.
480)Because over 100 years he’s been sure of only one thing, her.
481)Because he loves what she is, what she does, how she tries.
482)Because she’s the one.
483)Because they spent the night together cuddling.
484)Because of the way she was stroking his hand.
485)Because she chased after him.
486)Because the night they spent together was the best night of his life.
487)Because that night meant something to her too.
488)Because it was the first time he was close to anyone.
489)Because all he did was hold her and watch her sleep.
490)Because she was there with him.
491)Because she has the scythe because of him, because of the strength he gave her.
492)Because Angel was jealous of him.
493)Because Spike is in her heart.
494)Because she chose him as her champion.
495)Because he didn’t know what he would have done if she’d gone up those stairs.
496)Because she spent what could have been her last few nights alive in his arms.
497)Because his sacrifice was for her.
498)Because she didn’t want to leave him.
499)Because nothing will ever express their connection more, than when their hands were on fire.
500)Because she loves him.
501)Because finding their way back to each other is inevitable.
Warrior Hints! (taken off of this:
Warriors was one of the first projects Vicky worked on.
* Rock is dead and transcends any of the groups of other dead cats.
* Thunder was named after the Thunderpath.
* HarperCollins didn't feel there was enough material for Allegiances of the Clans.
* Kate's favorite death scene was Mosskit's, Cherith and Vicky's Feathertail's.
* Vicky has yet to find a place for an albino cat.
* Leafpool probably won't take another mate.
* Vicky's favorite villain is Scourge, Kate's Mapleshade.
* If a kit dies before their eyes and/or ears are open, they will be open in StarClan.
* Firestar should have lost a life in Ravenpaw's Path, but it was edited out.
* Raggedstar and Thistleclaw, other ShadowClan cats, and some Dark Forest cats gave Tigerstar his nine lives.
* Deadfoot is possibly Crowfeather's father.
* Pinestar and Poppydawn could be related, but, besides Moonflower and Goosefeather, Vicky didn't figure out family trees past cats born in or around Bluestar's Prophecy.
* Squirrelflight didn't intentionally use Ashfur to make Brambleclaw jealous.
* Cats find out about the Dark Forest once they go to StarClan.
* Hawkheart probably went to the Dark Forest.
* Unless something happens to Brambleclaw, Graystripe won't be deputy again.
* Ivypaw is named after one of Vicky's friends' daughter, Ivy Poole
* Briarlight will live for a little while longer.
* Crowfeather wants to be more involved in his and Leafpool's kits' lives.
* StarClan has no leader.
* Princess is still alive and well.
* Blackstar and Russetfur were around the same age.
* HarperCollins asked Vicky to give Firestar's housefolk a new cat so [his housefolk] wouldn't be sad.
* Firestar probably showed his kits to Princess.
* Vicky's favorite leader is Tigerstar, Cherith's Cloudstar.
* We may see a forbidden relationship between two medicine cats.
* Tigerstar possibly did not mentor Hollyleaf because he knew she wasn't one of the three.
* Scourge will not make a reappearance.
* Hollyleaf knew she didn't have a power before her announcement at the Gathering.
* Stickkit is a name hinted to be used soon.
Write Down Ten Random Characters.
1. Artemis Fowl
2. Opal Koboi
4. Buffy Summers
8. Holly Short
9. Drusilla (this'll be fun...)
1 Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens?
Holly watches awkwardly as Spike and Buffy fight (on Buffy's side with Spike constantly telling her he loves him) then passionately make out.
2 You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six?
ARTEMIS'S. Hello, mansion :D
3 Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction?
Fiona: WHAT THE HECK, OPAL THAT THING'S TRYING TO BITE YOUR NECK!
4 Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens?
NO. SPIKE HATES ANGEL MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF, HE LOVES BUFFY, AND NEITHER ARE GAY D:
5 Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten, or seven?
Opal: *watches and laughs evilly*
Angelus: *tries to kill me and Buffy (mostly Buffy)*
Fiona: *runs for help*
6 One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?
Butler comes in and and cooks instead. Also, he has to clean up the kitchen, which look like a bomb exploded in it.
7 Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?
BUFFY! BUFFYBUFFYBUFFYBUFFYBUFFYBUFFY! maybe Drusilla...
8 Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?
Information. Ace sees Opal, shoots her and leaves. Angelus has a meal >:)
9 Everyone gangs up on Three. Does Three stand a chance?
Yes. Buffy stands at his side, together the two are indestructible.
10 Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for Eight. How does Eight react?
Holly doesn't care, she's to busy making sure Artemis doesn't go either...
11 Why is Six afraid of Seven?
Because he's his evil side
12 Nine arrives too late for Two and Seven's wedding. What happens and why were they late?
Nobody cares and Dru was late cause she was busy sorting out the stars to stop the "terrible confusion"
13 Five and Nine get drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
Ace shoots me and Dru. The end.
14 Nine murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back?
Opal goes after Dru and dies.
15 Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves?
Help the helpless! Artemis would come up with an amazing plan and they would get out.
16 Eight and Three go camping. But they forget food. What do they do?
Spike leaves before the sun comes out and Holly brings Artemis instead, this time remembering food.
17 Five is in a car accident and is critically injured. What does Nine do?
Not care. Ace threatens a taxi driver and ends up fine
18 The quiz is over. By the way, how did Two and Seven end up?
Angelus killed her. Omnomnom.
List out ten characters from any fandoms.
1. Artemis Fowl
2. Holly Short
3. Buffy Summers
8. Queen (my OC)
9. Haily (another OC)
10. Willow Rosenburg
1. One, Ten, Six and Five are at a restaurant. One is at a table with Ten and Six, while Five is on their own. Five wants to join in the conversation. So how do One, Ten, and Six react when Five walks up to them?
Angel: *Walks up to them*
Artemis and Willow: *Talking about sciency things with Artemis confusing even her*
Jayfeather: *Turns to Angel* Hello.
Angel: *Just hears a cat meow. Decides he can't talk about the wonders of physics and starts brooding*
2. Two is hosting a party at their place, and invites everyone but Seven. What happens?
Drusilla: *Comes in dreamily*
Spike: Bollicks! *Drags Buffy away from her*
Holly: Who are you?
Drusilla: The moon is whispering all sorts of dreadful things...
Holly: HEY! DOES ANYONE KNOW THIS PERSON!
Spike: *To busy making out with Buffy*
Angel: *To busy brooding*
3. Four is beginning to stalk Three. Three's best friend-Eight-decides to do something. What do they do?
Buffy: SPIKE! STOP IT ALREADY!
Spike: But I got my bloody soul for you!
Buffy: I pointlessly hate you even though I know you did everything for me!
Spike: But I love you!
Queen: I do not believe I am the 'best friend' of Buffy Summers.
Buffy and Spike: What?
Spike: Reminds me of the speech of the old days.
Buffy: Well, anyway, I hate you! Go away!
Spike: I gave up everything for you!
Me: oh, stop it you two *uses epic author powers to make Buffy realize her love for him and for them to happily marry* Queen, go away!
Queen: Which way must I go?
4. One is having an affair with Ten. Six finds out about this, and storms to One, completely furious. What happens, and why is Six upset?
Jayfeather: Why are you with her? Holly is the only one who actually understands my cat talk and she's really upset!
Artemis: Greetings young feline! Leave me and the young maiden to our noble ways!
Holly: *Following Jayfeather* ORION!
Orion: It is indeed me
Holly: That's not Artemis!
Willow: Whatever, he's still sweet!
Holly: *Rolls her eyes*
5. Ten breaks up with One. One, not in their right mind, goes out and blames Six for the entire thing. Six, offended, ignores One and decides to hang out with Ten, and their best friend, Seven. What happens?
Orion: Fair maiden! Do not leave!
Willow: I dont care about you anymore! Where's Oz?
Orion: It is the fault of the feline!
Jayfeather: What? Never mind *Hangs out with Willow and Drusilla*
Willow: How is everybody?
Drusilla: The stars are singing!
Willow: But it's day!
Jayfeather: *Not understanding anything*
Drusilla: *Starts singing with the stars*
Willow: *Gets freaked out and leaves to find Oz*
6. Four has stopped stalking Three and is now stalking One. Ten, becoming jealous, confesses their love to Six, who rejects them. What happens?
Spike: I'M NOT A BLOODY POOF! *stalks Buffy more*
Willow: How can I love a cat?
7. Eight and Six have suddenly gotten together. No one knows how. What exactly happened?
Somebody pranked them :)
8. Two teams up with One and robs Eight's home. What do they steal, and why?
They steal a lot of money cause Artemis is annoyed he's not a trillionire.
9. Eight goes to court, suing Two and One for robbery. Five is the judge. What is the ruling?
Artemis: *Is his own lawyer and comes up with fricken amazing arguments that nobody can beat and is considered not guilty*
10. Trying to get out of a life of stalking, Four decides to volunteer at a food pantry. Nine is the organizer of this, and soon, they find themselves falling in love with Four. Four, on the other hand, is smitten with Five, who sort of likes Nine. What happens?
Me: Spike doesn't love Angel, so I'm taking that part out. also, Spike is not the type to volunteer at a food pantry and Haily is obsessed with someone else, so this is basically pointless.
11. Five decides to take back their former ruling on the case of Eight vs Two and One. Now, Five has sent all three to a desert island, along with Nine and Three. Eventually, they escape, but how?
Artemis: *Starts meditating*
Haily: *Goes insane cause her obsession isnt there*
Queen: *Stares at something*
Buffy: *Secretly misses Spike*
Holly: *Kills a fish*
Me: Artemis comes up with a plan and they all get off :)
12. In One's absence, Seven and Six have hooked up. What happens when One walks into a 'romantic' restaurant with Four (as friends!) and sees Seven and Six sharing a meal?
Spike: *Complaining to Artemis about how much he misses Buffy*
Artemis: *Not listening*
Drusilla: *Somehow understands Jayfeather* The stars are whispering to me!
Jayfeather: Me too! I can't believe Starclan would talk to you!
Spike: *sees them* Oh, bloody hell...
Artemis: And who is this?
Jayfeather: Great, more twolegs
Spike: My name is not William!
Drusilla: Bad Spike! The slayer is all over you!
13. After the desert island ordeal, Two has gone mad. In their insanity, they run up to Ten and declare their everlasting love for them. Stunned and a little afraid, Ten runs over the nearest phone booth and calls Nine. What do they say, and what does Two do?
Willow: *Talking to Haily* Holly's crazy!
Haily: Why'd you call me?
Willow: Oh yeah... *hangs up*
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't
forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for
the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that
mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister
is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
So many people are taken by the carelessness of drunk drivers. Take a stand and lower the numbers, don't drink and drive.
It happened just last week.
I was walking home from a friend’s house. I’ll admit it was late. I could have called my dad for a ride, but I only lived five minutes away.
As I came to the road, I looked both ways and saw nothing. I stepped forward.
I hadn’t taken more than two steps when a blinding light came rushing towards me. I was stuck. I couldn’t move. It was as though I had been glued to the road. The last thing I saw was the man driving. His eyes were bloodshot, tired…and in his hand was a bottle of beer.
Now, I lay in a hospital bed.
My back, legs and wrists are broken, as are several ribs.
My lung is punctured, it’s hard to breathe.
There is a large gash down one arm.
I’ve lost so much blood.
I always feel weak, tired.
I need help to eat.
I’m always in pain.
There are several tubes attached to my arms and chest.
I have several bandages and plasters.
I am hooked on a life support machine.
I’m glad they’re going to do it. My family know the pain I’m in. They visit me everyday.
They’ll come to my side.
I’m grateful to them. They give me company, made the pain more bearable, but they know that I have no hope. I have had too much damage. Without the machine my heart will cease and my lungs will stop working.
...they’re going to pull the plug.
I know that I will die.
I know that I’m a hopeless case.
and accept it.
I lay gazing at the plain, white ceiling of the hospital ward, knowing it may be the last thing I ever see.
Copy and paste this if you are against drinking and driving.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer Quotes:
Anya: We're just kinda thrown by the, you having sex with Spike.
Buffy: The who whatting how with huh?
Anya: Okay, that's denial. That comes before anger.
Buffy: I am not having sex with Spike.
Xander: No one is judging you. It's understandable. Spike is strong and mysterious and sort of compact but well-muscled...
Buffy: I am not having sex with Spike, but I'm starting to think you are.
Willow: I wish Buffy was here!
Buffy: I'm here!
Willow: I wish I had a million dollars!
[Everyone stares at her]
Willow: Just checking.
Dawn: Lurk much?
Spike: I wasn't lurking, I was standin' about. It's a totally different vibe.
Buffy: Seize the moment, 'cause tomorrow you might be dead.
Xander: I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away.
Oz: So I'm wondering, do the other cookie animals feel sort of ripped? Like, is the hippo going, "Hey, man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity." And you know, the monkey's just, "I mock you with my monkey pants!" And then there's a big coup in the zoo.
Xander: I still don't know why we had to come here to look up information on a killer snot monster.
Giles: Because it's a killer snot monster from outer space. ...I did not say that.
Anya: I have witnessed a millennium of treachery and oppression from the males of the species, and I have nothing but contempt for the whole libidinous lot of them.
Xander: Then why are you talking to me?
Anya: I don't have a date for the prom.
Xander: Well, gosh, I wonder why not? It couldn't possibly have anything to do with your sales pitch.
Anya: Men are evil. Will you go with me?
Buffy: Have I ever let you down?
Giles: Do you want me to answer that, or shall I just glare?
Spike: This should be a kick.
Buffy: I violently dislike you.
Giles: Um, to try and contact the Spirit Guides. They exist out of time, but have knowledge of the future. I have no idea if they will respond to my efforts, but I have to try. All we know is that the fate of the entire world rests on it. [Looks down at the box of donuts.] Did you eat all the jellies?
Buffy: Did you want a jelly?
Giles: I always have a jelly. I'm always the one that says 'let's have a jelly in the mix.'
Willow: We're sorry... [pause] Buffy had three!
Spike: Come on, vampires, rrrr, nasty! Let's annihilate them. For justice, and for... the safety of puppies and Christmas, right? Let's fight that evil! Let's kill something! Oh, come on!
Oz: On the plus side you killed the bench, which was looking shifty.
Xander: I mean... sure, he says he is a high school student -- but I could say I'm a high school student.
Buffy: You are.
Xander: Okay, but I could also say that I'm an elderly Dutch woman... Get me? And who's to say I'm not if I'm in the elderly Dutch chat room?
Buffy: I get your point... (beat) I get your point! This guy could be anybody -- I mean he could be weird, or crazy, or old, or... he could be a circus freak -- he's probably a circus freak!
Buffy: Faith told me to play on his human weakness.
Willow: Faith told you? Was that before or after you put her in a coma?
Willow: Talk. Keep eye contact. Funny is good, but don’t be glib. Remember: If you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel… A vague disclaimer is nobody’s friend. Have fun!
Giles: Two of the brethren were here. They came after me, but I was more than a match for them.
Giles: I hid.
Xander: Who's the little fear demon? Come on, who's the little fear demon?
Giles: Don't taunt the fear demon.
Xander: Why? Can he hurt me?
Giles: No, it's just... tacky.
Xander: I saw what you did last night. Thought you were all special. Miss Sunnydale, 2003. And the minute you found out you weren’t, you handed he crown over without a moment’s pause. You gave away your power. They’ll never know how tough it is, Dawnie. To be the one who isn’t chosen; to live so near the spotlight and never step in it. But I know. I see more than anybody realizes, ‘cause nobody’s watching me. I saw you last night, I saw you working her today… You’re not special. You’re extraordinary.
Buffy: Do we really need weapons for this?
Spike: I just like them. They make me feel all manly.
Buffy: I told one lie and I had one drink...
Giles: Yes, and you were almost devoured by a giant snake. The words "let that be a lesson" are a tad redundant.
Joyce: Have we met before?
Spike: You hit me with an axe one time. Remember... "Get away from my daughter"?
Joyce: Oh. So...do you live here in town?
Angelus: Just tell me what I need to know.
Giles: All right... in order... to be worthy... you must perform the ritual... in a tu-tu. Pillock!
Angelus: All right, somebody get me the chainsaw.
Xander: Okay, let's not say something we'll regret later...
Cordelia: Crazy freak!
Buffy: Vapid whore!
Xander: ...like that.
Willow: Since when has there been any "us two"? You two are the two who are the two. I'm the other one.
Giles: We brave few. We happy few.
Spike: We band of buggered.
Buffy: You know, I just wanna put you two in a room together and let you wrestle it out. Ooh, there could be oil of some kind involved!
Buffy: My Spidey sense is tingling.
Giles: Your...Spidey Sense?"
Buffy: Pop Culture references... Sorry.
Spike: You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love till it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other till it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. Love isn't brains, children, it's blood...blood screaming inside you to work its will. I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it.
Spike: It's a big rock. I can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big.
Spike: And I should do what with my spare time? Sit at home knitting cunning sweater sets?
Buffy: Would it keep you out of my way?
Buffy: Cordelia, your mouth is open. Sound is coming from it. This is never good.
Buffy: Tonight sucks. And, and look at me. Look at, look at stupid Buffy. Too dumb for college, and, and, and freak Buffy, too strong for construction work. And, and my job at the magic shop? I was bored to tears even before the hour that wouldn't end. And the only person I can even stand to be around is a... neutered vampire who cheats at kitten poker.
Giles: Sorry to barge in. We have a slight apocalypse.
Joyce: I, I love what you've, um, neglected to do with the place.
Spike: Just don't break anything. And don't make a lot of noise. Passions is coming on.
Joyce: Passions? Oh, do you think Timmy's really dead?
Spike: Oh! No, no, she can just sew him back together. He's a doll, for god's sake.
Xander: I'm having a bit of trouble with the math.
Willow: Which part?
Xander: The math.
Spike: Meaning I have come to redefine the words pain and suffering since I fell in love with you.
Xander: And what was the lesson in all of this? What have we learned about beer?
Xander: Good, just so that's clear.
Xander: It's funny how the earth never opens up and swallows you when you want it to.
Buffy: A bear!
Spike: You made a bear!
Buffy: I didn't mean to!
Spike: Undo it! Undo it!!
Buffy: I love my friends. I'm very grateful for them. But that's the price...being a Slayer.
Faith: There's only supposed to be one. Maybe that's why you and I can never get along. We're not supposed to exist together.
Buffy: Also, you went evil and were killing people.
Faith: Good point. Also a factor.
Xander: You're considered somewhat cool.
Oz: I am?
Xander: Is it because you always tend to express yourself in short, non-commital sentences?
Oz: Could be.
Buffy: I'm gonna give you all a nice, fun, normal evening if I have to kill every person on the face of the earth to do it.
Angelus: 'Dear Buffy...' Hmmm, I'm still trying to decide the best way to send my regards.
Spike: Why don't you rip her lungs out? That might make an impression.
Spike: Doesn't have to. What rhymes with lungs?
Giles: We'll get our memory back, and it will all be right as rain.
Spike: Oh, listen to Mary Poppins. He's got his crust all stiff and upper with that Nancy Boy accent. You Englishmen are always so... Bloody hell. Sodding, blimey, shaggin, knickers, bollocks... oh god...I'm English.
Giles: Welcome to the Nancy Boy Tribe.
Spike: Give me a second. I'm packing.
Xander: Hey, that's my lamp!
Spike: And you're what, shocked and surprised? Do I have to remind you that I'm evil?
Spike: This is the crack team that foils my every plan? I am deeply ashamed...
Spike: "Passions" is on! Timmy's down a bloody well, and if you make me miss it I'll --
Giles: You'll what? Lick me to death?
Spike: Oh, poor Watcher. Did your life pass before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea?
Willow: Bored Now.
Angel: It was a bright afternoon out in front of your school. You walked down the steps. And I loved you.
Angel: 'Cause I could see your heart. You held it before you for everyone to see. And I worried that it would be bruised or torn. And more than anything in my life I wanted to keep it safe, to warm it with my own.
Buffy: That's beautiful. Or taken literally, incredibly gross.
Angel: I was just thinking that, too.
Anya: It's like we live in Slayer Central. I swear, if Buffy rooms or boards one more of the potential girls, I'm gonna call a health inspector.
Spike: I like my plan better. Get up, get out, get drunk, repeat as needed. It's just more elegant.
Spike: You listen to me. I've been alive a bit longer than you, and dead a lot longer than that. I've seen things you couldn't imagine, and done things I'd prefer you didn't. I don't exactly have a reputation for being a thinker; I follow my blood, which does not always rush in the direction of my head. So I've made a lot of mistakes. A lot of wrong bloody calls. A hundred plus years, only one thing I've ever been sure of. You. Look at me. I'm not asking you for anything. When I tell you that I love you, it's not because I want you, or 'cause I can't have you, it has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try... I've seen your strength, and your kindness, I've seen the best and the worst of you and I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You are a hell of a woman. You're the one, Buffy.
Buffy: I don't... I don't want to be the one.
Spike: I don't want to be this good-looking and athletic. We all have crosses to bear.
Giles: Are you all right?
Buffy: I'm tired.
Giles: I should imagine so. It's been quite a couple of days.
Buffy: I haven't processed everything yet. My brain isn't really functioning on the higher levels. It's pretty much: fire bad; tree pretty.
Giles: Understandable. Well, when it's working again congratulate it on a good campaign. You did very well.
Buffy: Thank you. I will.
Giles: I, ah -- I managed to ferret this out of the wreckage. Now, it may not interest you, but -- [reaches into his jacket and pulls out a high school diploma] I'd say you earned it. There is a certain dramatic irony that's attached to all this. A synchronicity that borders on...on predestination, one might say.
Buffy: Fire bad; tree pretty.
Giles: Yes, sorry. I'm going to see to Wesley...see if he's -- is still -- [suppressing a laugh] whimpering
Xander: It could be witches! Some evil witches... which is ridiculous 'cause witches they were persecuted Wicca good and love the Earth and women power and I'll be over here.
Spike: Okay, is it bigger than a breadbox?
Harmony: No. Four left.
Spike: So, it's smaller than breadbox?
Harmony: No. Only three left.
Spike: Harmony, is it a sodding breadbox?
Xander: Aw, come on, that's ridiculous. What, you think this isn't real just because of all the vampires and demons and ex-vengeance demons and the sister that used to be a big ball of universe-destroying energy?
Faith: No more Starbucks for the wannabes, man. They've been spazzing for, like, hours.
[after watching Buffy slay a vampire, Spike comes out of the shadows, slowly clapping his hands]
Spike: Nice work, love.
Buffy Summers: Who are you?
Spike: You'll find out on Saturday.
Buffy Summers: What happens on Saturday?
Spike: I kill you.
Xander: Oh, no, no. No. No cool. This was no wimpy chain rattler. This was 'I'm dead as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore.'
Giles: Well, despite the Xander-speak, that's a fairly accurate definition of a poltergeist.
Xander: I defined something? Accurately? Guess I'm done with the book learning.
Giles: The earth is doomed.
Buffy Bot: If you want her to be exactly she'll never be exactly I know. The only really real Buffy is really Buffy and she's gone who?
Spike: I was going to go inside but I overheard you and the superfriends having a special moment and I came over a bit queasy. Say, aren't you leaving a hole in the middle of some soggy group hug.
Buffy: I just wanted a little time alone.
Spike: Oh, uh... Right then. [goes to leave]
Buffy: It's okay, I can be alone with you here.
Anya: [Practicing her vows] I, Anya, promise to ... love you, to cherish you ... to honor you, uh, but not to obey you, of course, because that's anachronistic and misogynistic, and who do you think you are, like a sea captain or something?
Drusilla: Think of it as a game. A fun funny game. Without out all the rules, or any of the bothersome winning part. But still, there are sides. You have to choose a side, Spike. Then we can fly, be free and visit all our friends as they come squirming up from out the earth.
[Riley suddenly sees Spike sitting in Giles' apartment]
Riley Finn: [shocked] That's Hostile 17.
Spike: [bad American accent] No, I'm just a friend of Xanderrrzz..
Spike: Bugger it. I'm your guy.
Buffy: That's - his name is Spike. It's a.. really long story. But he's not bad anymore.
Spike: Hey! What am I, a bleedin' broken record? I'm *bad*.
Spike: It's just, I can't bite anymore. Thanks to you wankers.
Wesley: Remember the three key words for any good Slayer: Preparation, preparation, preparation.
Buffy: I believe that's one word, three times.
Willow: Oh, I, I need to sit down.
Buffy: You are sitting down.
Willow: Oh. Good for me.
Buffy: You gotta eat! I made cereal!
Xander: How exactly do you ‘make’ cereal?
Buffy: You put the box near the milk. I saw it on the food channel.
Xander: The Mayor's going to kill us all during graduation.
Cordelia: Oh. Are you gonna go to fifth period?
Xander: I'm thinking I might skip it.
Cordelia: Yeah. Me too.
Anya: Men like sports. I'm sure of it.
Xander: Yes. Men like sports. Men watch the action movie, they eat of the beef, and they enjoy to look at the bosoms. A thousand years of avenging our wrongs, and that's all you've learned?
Xander: Think of the happy. If we don't find what we're looking for, we're facing the apocalypse.
Spike: Really? You're not just saying that?
Spike: I know I'm not the first choice for heroics... and Buffy's tried to kill me more than once. And I don't fancy a single one of you at all. But... actually, those all sound pretty convincing. I wonder if Danger Mouse is on...?
Spike: But I want you to know I did save you. Not when it counted, of course, but after that. Every night after that.
Faith: This town, walking anywhere after dark is like an extreme sport.
Xander: I've been through more battles with Buffy than you all can ever imagine. She's stopped everything that's ever come up against her. She's laid down her life, literally, to protect the people around her. This girl has died two times, and she's still standing. You're scared? That's smart. You got questions? You should. But you doubt her motives, you think Buffy's all about the kill, then you take the little bus to battle. I've seen her heart, and this time, not literally. And I'm telling you, right now, she cares more about your lives than you will ever know. You gotta trust her. She's earned it.
Xander: Buffy, this is all about fear. It’s understandable, but you can’t let it control you. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to anger… no, wait… Fear leads to hate, hate leads to the dark side… Hold on… Hate… no… first you get the women, then you get the money, then you get… okay, forget that.
Spike: A glorified bricklayer?
Xander: ...I'm also a swell bowler.
Anya: He has his own shoes.
Spike: The gods themselves do tremble.
Angel: You know, I started it. The whole...having a soul thing. Before it was all the cool new thing.
Buffy: Oh my god, are you, twelve?
Angel: I'm getting the brush-off for Captain Peroxide. It doesn't necessarily bring out the champion in me.
Buffy: You're not getting the brush-off. Are you just going to come here and go all "Dawson" on me every time I have a boyfriend?
Angel: Ah ha! Boyfriend!
Buffy: He's not. But he is in my heart.
Angel: That'll end well.
Buffy: And what was the highlight of our relationship? When you broke up with me or when I killed you?
Nigel: This is beyond insolence...
Buffy: [Throws a sword into the wall right next to Nigel's head] I'm fairly certain I said 'no interruptions.'
Xander: That was excellent.
Joyce: Well, she sounds very unreasonable.
Spike: She is. She's out of her mind. That's what I miss most about her.
Spike: Are you insane? We're supposed to kill the bitch, not leave gag gifts in her friends' beds.
Drusilla: But, Spike, the bad teacher was going to restore Angel's soul.
Spike: What if she did? If you ask me, I find myself preferring the old Buffy-whipped Angelus. This new, improved one is not playing with a full sack. I love a good slaughter as much as the next bloke, but his little pranks will only leave us with one incredibly brassed-off Slayer.
Angelus: Don't worry, roller boy. I've got everything under control.
[a Molotov cocktail smashes on the table, setting the place afire]
Giles: Xander's taken to teasing the less fortunate?
Giles: And, uh, there's a noticeable change in both clothing and demeanor?
Giles: And, well, otherwise, all his spare time's spent lounging about with imbeciles?
Buffy: It's bad, isn't it?
Giles: It's devastating. He's turned into a sixteen-year-old boy. Of course, you'll have to kill him.
Cordelia: Is Mr "I'm the lead singer, I'm so great I don't have to show up for my date or even call" gonna be there?
Oz: Yeah. You know, he's just going by "Devon" now.
Cordelia: Well,you can tell him that I don't care, and that I didn't even mention it, and that I didn't even see you, so that's just fine.
Oz: So what do I tell him?
Cordelia: Nothing. Jeez! Get with the program.
Buffy: [Answering phone] Hello, Magic Box.
Spike: [In a deep voice] Slayer.
Spike: Meet me at the cemetery. 20 minutes. Come alone.
Spike: [Mutters under breath] Bloody hell. [In normal voice] Yes, it's me.
Buffy: You're...calling me on the phone?
Spike: Just be there.
Buffy: Why? Are you helping again? You have a lead on this frost monster thingy?
Spike: Something like that, yeah. Thought you might be up for a little grunt work.
Buffy: What? [Whispers] No, no grunting!
Spike: I was talking shop, Love, but if you've got other ideas. You. Me. Cosy little tomb with a view.
[Buffy hangs up quickly]
Willow: My head feels big, does it look big?
Oz: No, it looks head-sized.
[Angel is walking up to the table from behind Xander]
Xander: Angel, Angel, Angel. Does every conversation we have have to come around to that freak?
[Angel reaches Xander's side; nonchalantly]
Xander: Hey, man, how ya doin'?
Angel: I hear this place, uh, serves coffee. I thought maybe you and I should get some. Sometime. If you want.
Buffy: Yeah. Sometime. I'll let you know.
Willow: Don't hit the horsies!
Buffy: We won't! [whispers to Giles] Aim for the horsies.
Dawn: C'mon, who's the man?
Buffy: You are. A very short, annoying man.
Spike: Say the word and she's a footnote in history. I'll make it look like a painful accident
Xander: We knocked 'em dead. Which they already were.
Willow: We knocked 'em deader.
Anya: Well, they weren't very well organized. If they'd all rushed at Buffy, they could have killed her right away.
Buffy: Thanks, Anya, that won't keep me awake all night.
Buffy: So do you want to be put down as 'William the Bloody' or just 'Spike,' 'cause either way its gonna look majorly weird.
Spike: Whereas the name 'Buffy' gives it that touch of classic elegance.
Buffy: What's wrong with Buffy?
Giles: Excellent question.
Willow: The creep factor is also heightened. It could be anyone. It could be me! [They all turn to look at her] ...It's not, though.
Buffy: Everybody grab a weapon. We gotta move.
Xander: Through the initiative? Lets take on those suckers.
Buffy: I'm thinking to hide.
Xander: Oh thank god.
Oz: I'm not really a computer person, you know. Or a work of any kind person.
Willow: Then why'd they select you?
Oz: Oh, I sorta test well. Y'know, which is cool. Except it leads to jobs.
Willow: Well, don't you have some ambition?
Oz: Oh, yeah! Yeah. E-flat, diminished ninth.
Oz: Well, the E-flat, it's, it's doable, but that diminished ninth...y'know, it's a man's chord. Now, you could lose a finger.
Wood: You have visions?
Wood: Oh. Well, how do you know that they're not just dreams?
Buffy: You're running to catch the bus naked? That's a dream. Army of vicious vampire creatures? That's a vision. Also, I was awake.
Wood: A bus to where?
Spike: That's all school's are, you know. Just factories, spewing out mindless little automatons.
Willow: I know, Xander engaged. I couldn't believe it either.
Amy: That's so weird. So what's she like?
Willow: Thousand year old capitalist ex-demon with rabbit phobia.
Amy: That's so his type.
Buffy: Whenever Giles sends me on a mission he says please, and then afterwards I get a cookie!
Andrew: I--I bet even covert operatives eat curly fries. They're really good.
Spike: Not as good as those onion blossom things.
Andrew: Ooh, I love those.
Spike: Yeah, me, too.
Andrew: It's an onion...and it's a flower. I--I don't understand how such a thing is possible.
Spike: See, the genius of it is you soak it in ice water for an hour so it holds its shape. Then you deep-fry it root-side up for about 5 minutes.
Spike: Yeah. Tell anyone we had this conversation, I'll bite you.
Drusilla: I'm naming all the stars.
Spike: You can't see the stars, Love. That's the ceiling. Also, it's day.
Devon: We're gonna have them glued to their seats.
Willow: Uh, Devon. Aren't they supposed to dance?
Oz: Well, we can glue them to the dance floor.
Willow: The non-violent approach is probably better here.
Buffy: I wasn't gonna use violence. I don't always use violence. Do I?
Xander: The important thing is: *you* believe that.
Drusilla: I met an old man. Didn't like him much. He got stuck in my teeth. But then the Moon started whispering to me... All sorts of dreadful things.
Buffy: I just had a bad day.
Dawn: Well, join the club.
Buffy: Can I be president?
Dawn: I'm president. You could be the janitor.
Andrew: You're English, right?
Andrew: I've seen every episode of Doctor Who. Not Red Dwarf, though, cause, um...
Jonathan: Cause it's not out yet on DVD.
Andrew: Right, it's not out yet on DVD.
Booth: (to Hodgins and Zack) I am walking out of here. You try and stop me again, I'll shoot both of you! (Booth walks out as Zack begins his search)
Zack: I really need him to come back.
Hodgins: (Yells) Booth! (to Zack) Whatever you got, better be worth dying for.
(Booth walks in, with his hand on his gun, glaring at Hodgins. Hodgins points at Zack. Booth looks at Zack expectantly)
Zack: There's a Parker & Parker Leather Goods owned by the Parker brothers on Parker Street in the town of Parker just outside of Arlington. That's a lot of Parkers.
Booth: Yeah. Okay, let's go. Grab your boss and let's get going. Come on. (Booth leads him out of the lab by his tie)
Booth: "I prefer if we would just stay on point and talk about things that you like to talk about. Like dead people. Dead bodies."
Brennan: "Sure. Sure. You've killed a lot of people, right? When you were a sniper?"
Booth: "Maybe we shouldn't talk at all."
Random People: [frequently after Dr. Brennan's comments] Where did you find her?
Booth: In the museum.
Booth: If this is fatal I will shoot both of you
Hodgins: The Brits say al-um-minium, but it sounds… British
Booth: You're a smartass, you know that?
Brennan: Objectively, I'd say I'm very smart, though it has nothing to do with my ass.
Brennan: And here's the kickster.
Booth: Kicker, Bones, here's the kicker.
Angela: You have a knight in shining FBI-standard-issue body armor who wants to save your life.
Zack: I have something for you.
Angela: Is is chocolate?
Angela: Then I find my interest has flagged.
Zack: [hands her a skull]
Booth: Ok well, in your book, your former partner is a former Olympic boxer who graduated from Harvard, and spoke six different languages. In real life you got me!
Brennan: So what you're saying is that reality falls far far short of the fictional.
Booth: Yeah, thanks a lot Bones.
Hodgins: Zack, when you talk that fast, normal people can't hear you!
Booth: Between the two of them, they could have won a dozen Oscars.
Brennan: I know what those are!
Brennan: I miss organic chemistry class. Those were good times.
Zach: I miss my first microscope.
Booth: Yeah, and I miss normal people. Can we go on?
Cam: And if it happens again, I will take action. And I'm from New York, so that means I'll take New York action. Am I clear?
Brennan: Not at all.
Zack: I'm from Michigan
Hodgins: She means she'll make us watch musical theater.
Cam: Wrong part of New York...I'm more from the "get mugged in broad daylight" part.
Zack: I decoded the phone number.
Jack Hodgins: Who decodes phones numbers?
Brennan: I'd listen to him if I were you. He shot a clown once.
Hodgins: It's seventy percent amorphous silicon dioxide.
Booth: What's that?
Hodgins: It's a common, domestic container.
Booth: Oh, like a jar. Why can't we just say "a jar"?
Corporal "Teddy" Parker: (about a mermaid statue)What? It's not sexest 'cause she's mostly fish!
Angela: You are good!
Hodgins: Oh, you have no idea. (They smile at each other mischievously)
Zack: Are you having a moment?
Caroline: Congratulations! I hear you have a suspect in the Santa slaying?
Booth: Yeah, well, it looks like the Easter Bunny has nothing to worry about.
Cam: (to Hodgins and Nigel-Murray) What did I tell you two?
Hodgins: (hesitates) That we aren't allowed to be in the same room together without supervision.
Nigel-Murray: Because we were stupid and fired a cannon in their lab.
Booth: Why don't you say hi to your grumpy Auntie Bones?
Brennan: I am not grumpy!
Angela: Hey Hodgins?
Hodgins: Yea ... hey ... hi Angela. (Angela holds out her hand, Hodgins takes it, and they begin to walk away, leaving Cam behind.)
Cam: Fine, I'll just ... pass this along with Booth and Dr. Brennan in England. You guys go ahead and ... security cameras people ...building's filled with security ... cameras.
Max Keenan: Are you sleeping with my daughter?
Max: Why? Are you gay?
Booth: What? No!
Bones: I was going to say I had an accident over here, but I don't like lying.
Cam: You dumped a bucket full of domestic beetles onto this work of art. They'll strip the flesh off our victim in no time.
Bones: Within 30 hours. Am I fired?
Cam: Oh contraire. Remind me of this moment around Christmas bonus time.
Zack: I could start a solution, but that would extend into infinity.
Angela: And how long would that take?
Zack: Forever! Obviously!
Zack: There was a dead fish under the plastic.
Hodgins: Ooo and it's not even my birthday.
Booth: A decomposed corpse was found this morning at Arlington National Cemetery.
Brennan: Arlington National Cemetery is full of decomposed corpses. It's a cemetery.
Angelus: Shouldn't we be killing Holtz?
Darla: I know, but it's just so much fun ruining his life. He's like family now.
Spike: (As Rachel): How can I thank you, you mysterious, black clad, hunk of a night thing?
(As Angel): No need, little lady, your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see, I was once a badass vampire, but love and a pesky curse defanged me. And now I'm just a big fluffy puppy with bad teeth... No, not the hair. Never the hair.
(As Rachel): But there must be some way I can show my appreciation.
(As Angel): No. Helping those in need's my job. And working up a load of sexual tension and prancing away like a magnificent poof is truly thanks enough.
(As Rachel): I understand. I have a nephew who's gay, and so...
(As Angel): Say no more. Evil's still afoot. And I'm almost out of that nancy boy hair gel I like so much. Quickly, to the Angel mobile! Away!
Cordy: Angel, you don't look so . . . well it's a good thing you heal fast.
Angel: It's also a good thing you guys found me in time.
Cordy: We weren't going to let anything happen to you. Well, I mean beyond the slavery and the severe beatings and stuff.
Angel: Okay, so, why is Mrs. Benson filed under 'F'?
Cordy: Because she's from France. Remember what a pain she was?
Angel: Yeah, made me want to drink a lot.
Cordy: Well, that's the French for you.
Wesley: It's a lie.
Lilah: --lah. "It's a Lilah."
Cordelia: You know what? I get it. You're a ghost. You're dead! Big accomplishment! Move on! You see a light anywhere? Go towards it!
Cordelia (about Angel): You can always tell when he's happy. His scowl? Slightly less scowly.
Spike: You pissed in the Old Man's chair? Fantastic!
Gunn: Spike, could you turn down the warm and fuzzy?
Spike: You mean Lorne's spell? Wore off. I just think...
[points at Angel's chair]
Spike: ...that's fabulous!
Angelus: Half of this crap is written in some archaic, proto demon cuneiform. And, I don't want to be rude, but the other half I think they just doodled.
Doyle: "Well, she thinks that you're insensitive, and not to bring up the irony, but consider the source."
Doyle: So, you were right, Papazian is planning something."
Angel: "What did you hear?"
Doyle: "That Papazian is planning something."
Angel: "That's it?"
Doyle: "Johnny Red says, quote: Papazian is planing something."
Angel nods: "I thought he might be planning something."
Doyle: "See, you were right."
Allen: "That's good. Give yourself permission to open up. What were your parents like?"
Angel: "My parents were great. Tasted a lot like chicken.
Cop: "We're closed."
Doyle: "You're the police! You can't close."
Cop: "Why not? Haven't we done enough? It's always 'find this, rescue that' with you people. Well, see how you like it!"
Rosaria: Angelus! Remember me?
Angelus: Not really.
Rosario: Oh, come on! A little town outside Tuscany, 1845, give or take. Rosaria!
Angelus: Rosaria. Right.
Rosaria: Yeah. Flew in with some of my friends when we heard about the permanent midnight. Hey, a bunch of us are gonna raid a pre-school later. You wanna join us? Have a little kiddie cockta— Aah!
Angelus: Everybody wants a piece of you.
Connor: I know what we have to do. Angel told me. Something goes wrong, I kill him.
Lorne: Oh ho ho. Now you listen to him?
Faith: A kid. Angel's got a kid.
Faith: A teenage kid born last year.
Wesley: I told you he grew up in a hell dimension.
Faith: Right. And, what, Cordelia spent her last summer as—
Wesley: A divine being.
Faith: Uh-huh. Can I just ask—what the hell are you people doing?
Angelus: It'll all be worth it. Is that what you try to tell yourself, Faithy? Is that the nastly little lie that kept those thighs nice and warm in your prison bunk?
Faith: You kiss your mama with that mouth?
Angleus: No, but I ate her with it.
Angel: Get the hell away from me, Spike.
Spike: Would that I could, you big ape.
Spike: I don't know what you're putting in the water coolers around here, but your secretary just started crying blood and tried to rip me a few new ones.
Spike: Had to put her porch lights out. For the best. I'm sure you understand.
Angel: Oh, yeah. You're a real hero.
Spike: "You've heard of me?"
Roger: "No. We've met. 1963. My colleagues and I fell upon you slaughtering an orphanage in Vienna. Killed two of my men before you escaped."
Spike: "Oh, how've you been?"
Spike: I can explain. Apparently, when Percy here was younger, he used to be known as 'Head Boy'!
Spike: Heard what happened up top, offing your dad and all. Don't know if you know this, but, uh... I killed my mum. Actually, I'd already killed her, and then she tried to shag me, so I had to...
Cordy: Oh, Angel. I know that I am a Slayer, and you are a Vampire, and it is impossible for us to be together, but --
Wesley: But my gypsy curse, and our hot little loins, sometimes prevent us from seeing the truth. Oh Buffy --
Cordy: Yes, Angel?
Wesley: I love you so much I almost forgot to brood.
Cordy: And just because I sent you to hell that one time doesn't mean we can't be friends.
Wesley: Or possibly more?
Cordy: Gasp! No! We mustn't! You'll lose your soul!
Wesley: To hell with my soul! Again! Kiss me!
Cordy: Bite me!
Angel: How 'bout you both bite me?
Spike: I must be in hell.
Lorne: Er... no, L.A., but a lot of people make that mistake.
Doyle: It's not all about fighting and gadgets and such. It's about reaching out to people. Showing them that there's love and hope still left in this world.
Homeless Woman: Got any spare change?
Doyle: Get a job you lazy sow. It's about letting them into your heart. It's not about saving lives; it's about saving souls. Hey, possibly your own in the process.
Cordy: Yeah, I mean, what's with those vision things of yours?
Doyle: They're messages I get, you know from the higher powers, whoever they may be. You know, it's my gift!
Cordy: If that was my gift, I'd return it. I mean you get those headaches, and you do this bleh thing with your face.
Angel: I know you guys have been working hard and cooped up inside a lot. And, uh, to show my appreciation I was thinking, - the night being, you know, young and all - that the three of us - could - well, should, - You know, maybe, - go out, - you know, for fun.
Cordy: Or we can go home.
Doyle: And you can sit in the dark alone.
Angel: God, yes! Thank you.
Cordy: I am not giving up this apartment!
Angel: It's haunted.
Cordy: It's rent controlled!
Doyle: Cordy, it says 'die'!
Cordy: Hey, maybe it's not done. Maybe it's 'diet'. That's friendly. A little judgmental, sure.
Penn: Well, you were right about one thing, Angelus. The last 200 years has been about me sticking it to my father. But I've come to realize something – it's you! You made me! You taught me! You approved of me in ways my mortal father never did! You are my real father, Angelus.
Angel: Fine! You're grounded.
Angel: The fail-safe's meant for me. I'm not going to risk anybody I care about.
Spike: I'll go.
Angel: (immediately) Okay.
Darla: Angelus. Here for the tasting?
Drusilla: Look what we have for you. It's not Daddy. It's never Daddy. It's the Angel-beast.
Darla: Come to punish us?
Drusilla: Yeah, yeah. Spank us till Tuesday. We promise to be bad if you do.
Angel: Am I intimidating? I mean, do I put people off?
Cordelia: Well, as vampires go, you're pretty cuddly
Cordelia: That's what we *suck* at. Let's face it, unless there's a website called www.Oh-By-the-way-we-have-Darla-stashed-here.com, we're pretty much out of luck.
Gunn: (of Fred) "That's my girl. Large and in charge. Okay, teensy-weensy and in charge."
Connor: What's a zombie?
Angel: It's an undead thing.
Connor: Like you?
Angel: No, zombies are slow-moving, dimwitted things that crave human flesh.
Connor: Like you.
Lindsey: "That's my lead! You're choking my lead!"
Angel: "'He's my lead! He's my lead!' What, are we on the schoolyard here?
Spike: (looking at Gunn's wounds) You're supposed to wear the red stuff on the inside, Charlie boy.
Cordelia: [to Doyle] You're a lot smarter than you look. Of course, you look like a retard.
Darla: I don't miss my heart beat Dru. It's a symptom of a disease I've since been cured off.
Illyria: You ask me to allow you to murder me?
Spike: It's not murder if you say yes.
Cordelia: Batten down the hatches. Here comes Hurricane Buffy.
Doyle: You think? Maybe he's over her.
Cordelia: You have so much to learn, little Irish man.
Connor: Hi. Um...I like your outfit.
Illyria: Your body warms. This one is lusting after me.
Connor: Oh..no, I--I--it's just that it's the outfit. I guess I've had a thing for older women.
Angel: (under his breath) They were supposed to fix that
Spike: I'm not saying you're right... because... I'm physically incapable of saying that.
Spike: Oh, "pipe down." That official sailor talk, is it? Well, ahoy, matey. You can just swab my deck. (salutes Angel sarcastically)
Angel: But she's not finished baking yet! I gotta wait 'til she's done baking. You know, 'til she finds herself. 'Cause that's the drill. Fine. I'm waitin' patiently, and meanwhile,
Angel: The Immortal's eatin' cookie dough!
Andrew: Uh, Spike, is Angel crying?
Spike: Not yet.
Cordelia: Oh, gee, that's great. Oh, wait a sec. Wasn't she convicted of murder and sent to a state correctional facility for like a gazillion years?
Faith: Murder 2, 25 to life, for the record.
Faith: See? Brits know how to say goodbye. Angel here wanted a hug.
Angel: No, I didn't.