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Author has written 3 stories for Transformers, and Harry Potter.

Name: Well my name is Kaitlynn that's enough

Age: between 14 and 16

About me: Well I like the colors silver, black, red, green, white, blue, yellow, and dark purple in that order too. My favorite movies are Transformers, Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen, Iron Man 2, all of the Scary Movies, Epic Movie, Disaster Movie, Superhero Movie, Hot Fuzz, and Get Smart. My favorite video games are Transformers, Ironman, Wii Sports Resort, Deca Sports, MX vs ATV: Untamed, and Rockband 2. My favorite types of music are Rock, Metal, Pop, and Techno. My favorite bands/artists are Linking Park, 30 Seconds to Mars, Cinema Bizarre, Rihanna, and Pink. I love to read and my favorite books/series are Alex Rider series, Code Orange, Jeremy Fink and the Meaning of Life, The Prince and the Pauper(unabridged), the House of Night series, and The Complete Horowitz Horror. My favorite authors are P.C. Cast and Kristin Cast, Anthony Horowitz, and Caroline B. Cooney. My favorite subjects are Science and Math. My favorite sports are swimming, archery, fencing, soccer, football, volleyball, basketball, and baseball. My hobbies consist of writing, reading, talking to my friends, and drawing.

Fun Facts (I'm doing this 'cause I'm bored)

I am 5'9"

I love to read and write

I have completely weird friends and proud of it

I wonder how on a video game you can kill a person with a brick, but if you try to kill someone with twenty shots it barely even hurts the guy

I have a peace friendship ring that is silver from my friend Cassidy

My oldest friend's name is Greyson

MY second oldest friend's name is Maddy

My other friends' names are Smantha, Cassidy, Ashton, Jordan, Angelica, Will, Hannah, Joe, and Messianjane

I have alot nicknames: Kaity, Kate, Kaity-lynn, Twix (don't ask), Aitlynn-K, Kaity-kun, Kay-Kay, Kaity-Kate, K, Lynny, and Z

Favorite Motto(s): "If you can't convience them, confuse them, because when they are confused they agree to everything...well almost everything." - my saying/"Curiosity killed the cat... now my family is being sued by the neighbors because our dog killed their cat. "- my saying/When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives me lemons, squirt lemon juice in life's eye, and run like hell. - found that one can't remeber who had it./ When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, set back and relax, and let the world wonder how in the seven hells you did it- same person as the one before./ If you don't succed, skydiving is not for you- my friend, Samantha/ A good friend is someone who will bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be sitting next to you going, "Damn we f'ed up." - Maddy

Favorite Movie Quote(s)
Lennox: I NEED A CREDIT CARD!! Epps where's your wallet?! Epps: In my pocket!! L: Which pocket?! E: MY BACK POCKET! L: YOU GOT TEN BACK POCKETS !! E: Left cheek! Left cheek! LEFT CHEEK!

Transformers:Revenge of the Fallen
Optimus Prime to Galloway: "Freedom is your right. If you make that request, we will honor it... But, before your President decides, please ask him this; what if we leave... and you're wrong?"
Lennox to Optimus: "That's a good question."

Get Smart
"Missed it by that much." - Maxwell Smart

Sherlock Holmes
Watson - *Holmes points violin bow in his face* "Get that out of my face."
Holmes - "It's not in your face, it's in my hand."
Watson - "Get what's in your hand out of my face."

Favorite Book Quotes: "Long live Foo-foo the first, king of the Mooncalves!"- Prince and the Pauper

Favorite Questions to Ask Myself or Friends- "Have you ever realized that every time the villian tells the hero his plans, the hero somehow brakes whatever it is that's holding him and saves the day, it gets so annoying, yet it gets you so addicted."


FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (Aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

97 of teens only see the Transformers franchise because of Shia La Beouf or Megan Fox. Copy and paste this into your signature if you're the other 3 that goes to see things explode and robots beating the slag outta each other!


AUTOBOTS! If you are on the side of the righteous Autobots paste this onto your profile!

If you have a little bit of Decepticon in you, paste this onto your profile!

If you are insane but intellegent, put this in your profile!

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Saying how in the freaking world do you exist, and then scream like a fangirl and hug his leg


Look at me funny, then probably shake it off...hopefully


I can see Jazz listening to alot of things, so I don't really have an answer for that




Just stare at him in awe and smiling


Jazz, "What's cracking little bitches."


Standing outside my class room window waving at me and somehow not being seen




Trying to kill me after I told him to arrest my friend and after I gave him doughnuts and coffee as a bribe to help me for whenever I get into jail (I gave him the Dunken Doughnuts though)


Beat the living slag out of each other.


No one actually


The flying dorito (aka Starscream)


I don't think any


I have no idea




Spada Codatronca (look it up its awesome looking) or a Ducati Streetfighter S (because I would be a femme and all)


Arcee...she is badass!


Autobot of course

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned of being popular. If you are the five percent who aren't concerned, copy this onto your profile.

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, copy this onto your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile. (I did it three times before someone told me to pull...yikes)

If you think that people who bully others are sad, loney, pitiful and quite frankly just nasty human beings copy and paste this to your profile.

If you absolutely positively COMPLETELY HATE Hannah Montana, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle one of the characters for being so dumb copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever wished that you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty then copy this into your profile!

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, copy this to your profile.

If you consider your family psycho, but love them anyway, put this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you wish that people would just grow up and stop being racist, copy and paste this.

If you've ever fallen backwards in your chair, copy and paste this.

If you want to be the type of girl that makes the devil go "oh crap, she's up!" when your feet hit the floor in the morning, copy and paste this. (:3 hi )

If you've ever laughed at your friend when they've done something stupid, copy and paste this.

If you've ever laughed and couldn't stop yourself from laughing for the next few minutes, copy and paste this.

If you hate it when those pretty sissy girls get all the attention and the tough girls are ignored copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Rabbit the Trix copy this into your profile. (Poor Rabbit...)

If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

I'm bored... If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile

If you hate pink and love black copy this to your profile.

If you have a friend that is seriouslly hyper all the time,annoys you,thinks wrong,and every time your around her you wonder how you guys became friends, copy this into your profile. If your pretty different from others copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you get 2 reveiws copy and paste this into your profile!

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combonation of both...copy and paste this onto your profile

If fanfiction shut down and you would go insane because of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen back in your chair before, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, the O.C. or the Hills religiously, never have, never will, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are a book worm, repost this

If you have ever fallen going up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile

Many people want very badly for fictional characters to exist. Little do they realize, That anything you can think of really can exist, in a different dimension. Considering the fact that there are an unlimited amount of dimensions, any kind of fictional character and/or universe really does exist! Copy and Paste this onto your profile if this made you have an amazing epiphany, and made you very happy (Also add your name to the list). District X, MISCrasyaboutfanfics, hopes-and-dreams-last-forever

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (how is that even possible)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (um did I miss a memo or something)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well it helps if you don't print that on the bottom, but you know that's just me)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." ( no its going to be cold...idiots)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (um...)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (first off...who in their right mind would let a kid like 5 years old operate or drive with or without the medicine)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Noo I want to be awake!)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." ( oh I thought you put them in the pool or any body of water)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (no comment)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (No I wanted apples with them)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (you deserve to get any pain you get for being an idiot and moron for trying that)

On plastic wrapping: "Do not put on head...may result in suffociation." (no I thought I would breath) (not sure what it really says but something around that.)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile


2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Kaiizzle (WTF?! That sounds weird)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Silver Tiger

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Marie Holmes (OMG just like Sherlock Holmes what now?!)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Finkaret (Can you even pronounce that?!)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Black Coke (coke a cola actually but that would seem weird)

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Anrutst (AGAIN can you even pronounce that?!)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Ann

Life's a Musical Game

Opening Credits- Stand for Something by Staind

Waking Up- Snuff by Slipnot

First Day of School- Siva by Smashing Pumpkins

Falling in Love- Rhinocerous by Smashing Pumpkins

Fight Song- Drown by Smashing Pumpkins

Breaking Up- Cherub Rock by Smashing Pumpkins

Prom- I Fought the Law by Greenday

Life is just...OK- 21 Guns by Greenday

Mental Breakdown- Passion's Killing Floor by H.I.M.

Driving- It's Not you by Halestorm

Flashback- Homecoming by Hey Monday

Getting Back Together- Get Stoned by Hinder

Birth of Child- Lips of an Angel by Hinder

Wedding- Up All Night by Hinder

Final Battle- Undead by Hollywood Undead

Death Scene- Young by Hollywood Undead

Funeral Song- Train by 3 Doors Down

End Credits- Bleed it out by Linking Park

Here's how you play.

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing. The questions are: Opening Credits, Waking Up, First Day of School, Falling in Love, Fight Song, Breaking Up, Prom, Life is just...OK, Mental Breakdown, Driving, Flashback, Getting Back Together, Birth of Child, Wedding, Final Battle, Death Scene, Funeral Song, End Credits.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...
As soon as you're done with the game, post your results in your profile.


You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool

You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 19


You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything

Total: 11
Result: TOMBOY

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Ninety-six percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile.


1, What color is your toothbrush?

blue, white, and purple

2, Name one person who made you smile today:


3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:


4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

playing Asassin's Creed: Revelations (best game so far for me :3)

5, What is your favorite candy bar?

KitKat...and 3 musketeers (well its two but I couldn't decide)

6, Have you ever been to a strip club?


7, What is the last thing you said aloud?

"Excuse me, what the fuck are you doing?"

8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Mint Chip

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?

Sweet Tea my mom made

10, Do you like your wallet?

Yes, yes I do

11, What was the last thing you ate?


12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?


13, The last sporting event you watched?


14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

Butter Lover's

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too:


16, Ever go camping?


17, Do you take vitamins daily?

Nope because I eat a apple a day...

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?

No, but I do believe in God.

19, Do you have a tan?

Yes natural tan though..sorta

20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

YES! Chinese is the best!

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?


22, What did your last text message say:

They would all fear us . . . not the silly little fear the fear that makes everyone bow down. So anyway what's up?

23, What are you doing tomorrow?

Going to the gun show

25, Look to your left, what do you see?

A commercial for the new adaption of The Loraz by Dr. Seuss

26, What color is your watch?


27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?

Alright mates

28, What is your birthstone?

April, Diamond

29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

Mom and I are to lazy to..that's why the drive thru was invented

30, What is your favorite number?


31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?


32, Any plans today?


33, How many states have you lived in?

3 - Oklahoma, Texas, and currently Louisiana.

34, Biggest annoyance right now?

Sleep deprevation and holiday/break homework

35, Last song listened to?

First of the Year (Equinox) - Skrillex

36,Can you say the alphabet backwards?

Yes! It's easy!

37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?

Yeah its called me

38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

My converses

39, Are you jealous of anyone?


40, Is anyone jealous of you?

I don't know

41, Do you love anyone?


42, Do any of your friends have children?

No way to young, plus their parents would kill them if they do

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?


45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?


46, What color is your car?

I don't have a car...yet, but it would be silver...because silver is awesome

47, Do you like cats?


48. Are you thinking about someone right now?

Yeah...not saying who

49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?


50, How did you get your worst scar?

was running down the hallway of my cousins house, there was a trash bag and it had glass sticking out...cut the side of my foot opened...somehow didn't have to go to the hospital or anything

A list of stereotypes that should stop. If you think they should stop too, post this onto your profile. And bold the ones you are if you wish:

I can't help pointing out MISTAKES, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.

I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I don't CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I don't like THE SUN, so I MUST be an Albino.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a homophobe.

I don't want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be lesbian.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I dress in UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I got a CAR for my birthday, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I hang out with a former PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.

I hang out with TEENAGE DRINKERS and SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.


I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I have A LOT OF FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I have hair that gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology, so I MUST be wrong or misguided.

I have STRAIGHT 'A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I love MARCHING BANDS, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I spot GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I WATCH (or READ or WRITE) PORN, so I MUST be perverted.

I wear A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I wear BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I wear WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a CHRISTIAN , so I MUST think that gay people should go to hell.

I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm a FEMALE NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants and ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay or just want to get into the girl cheerleaders' pants.

I'm a guy who wears TIGHT PANTS, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape and want to get with every single girl I see.

I'm a LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a MALE NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my penis.

I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs, wear black and date only other punks.

I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.

I'm a WITCH, so I MUST be and old hag and fly on a broomstick.

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is a murderer.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7 and super sexy.

I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken, watermelons, kool-aid and believe that Jesus wuz a brotha.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a big butt.

I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers and talk with a funny accent.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a terrorist.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a cutter too.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have aids and be after every straight guy around.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I'm GOTH, so I MUST be mean and worship the devil.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cats.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak and think I'm all knowing.

I'm into THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm MIXED, so I must be screwed up.

I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect.

I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.

I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins and worship Satan.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy and wear socks with sandals.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie and Hollister.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.

I'm STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall, white, blonde, blue-eyed, lesbian.

I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.

I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.

I'm WHITE and have BLACK friends, so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2.For each question, press the next button to get your answer


Never To Late


Rip Tide (Uh...confused here)



4.WHAT IS 2+2?

Shadow of the Day


One-X (does this mean I'm going to kill him)


Pick It Up


Going Under


Bulletproof (sweet!!)


London Bridge (that makes no sense...but okay)


Time of Dying (should I be worried)


Hook Me Up


21 Guns (okay)


Duck and Run


dragonfly (WTF?!)


I Hate This Part (what part?)


Passion's Killing Floor (...What...?)


Get Out Alive (...I'm confused...)


Cyanide (...Confused here...)


How You Remind Me


Call Me When You're Sober


I Gotta feeling (??)


Giving In


By The Way (is that a maybe...)


Meant To Live (Okay)


Pts. of Athrty (huh?)



Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

>He told his friends that it was cool,

>And when he pulled the trigger back,

>It shot with a great, huge crack.

>Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

>I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

>When I went to school that day,

>I never said good-bye.

>I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

>When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

>And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

>Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

>And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

>And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

>And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

>And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

>Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

>Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

>And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

>Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

>But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

>And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

>I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

>Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

>But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

>When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

>please listen to me if you would,

>I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

>I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

>I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

>I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

>But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

>Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

>I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

>And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Advice for guys

When she acts shy...
-Say I Love You

When she runs away from you...
-Chase her

When she puts her face near yours...
-Kiss her

When she kicks and punches you...
- Hold her tight

When she is silent...
-Shes thinking of how to say I Love You

When she ignores you...
-She wants all your attention

When she pulls away...
- grab her by the waist and never let go

When you see her at her worst...
- tell her she's BEAUTIFUL

When she screams at you...
- Tell her you love her, you have to mean it

When you see her walking...
- Sneak up behind her and grab her by the waist and give her a kiss

When she's scared...
- Hold her and tell her everything will be okay cause she's with you

When she looks like somethings the matter...
-Kiss her and tell her not to worry

While she holds your hand...
- Play with her fingers


- You really don't need any tips just be your flawless selves and let the
boy do the work for once!

Post this in the next 69 seconds and you will have the best day of your life
this Saturday and the one u love will either...

95 of kids would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was about to jump out of a helicopter, 5 yelling "JUMP BITCH!" Copy and paste if you're the 5.

this is so sad. i cried and as some may know i dont cry very often.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart (If you aren't touched by this, you are truly heartless)

teens would cry if they saw EDWARD CULLEN at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Put this as part of your sig if you are part of the 5 percent that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!!!"

If you have ever wished you could materialize a hammer/frying pan/giant fan out/ wrench/ect. of thin air to beat someone with, put this into your profile.

If you're the kind of person who always says no when somebody asks if anyone's there, copy/paste this onto your profile

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so scroll down

(don't cheat- -)


1. You are completely in love with this person

2. If you chose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you chose:

Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.

8. If you chose:

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laid-back person.

9. If you chose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday

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The don'ts of an Autobot base by Saphireblu987 reviews
Come join us at the Autobot Base for some good ole fun! Guaranteed shenanigans!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 8/4/2010
Her Twins by DaemonicKitten reviews
She's just an everyday, normal Trans-fan. One like any other you'd meet on the street, complete with habits and slang taken from almost living in the wake of the movies. When she realizes the hard way her fandom has suddenly become real, can she survive?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 96 - Words: 351,736 - Reviews: 2126 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
Charlotte Witwicky by GlitteringSnow reviews
What is Sam had a twin sister? What is they had to share a certain yellow camero. Goes along with the first movie. FINISHED
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,814 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Bumblebee - Complete
150 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do On Mount Olympus by Taayluur reviews
"You're right, Ares! Things have been boring! Let's shake it up! I'm taking this list to a monumental scale!" Apollo, Ares, Aphrodite, and Hades beamed up at Hermes."Bigger and better than before! 150 things I'm not allowed to do On Mount Olympus!"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,178 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Hermes - Complete
Shut Them Down by CheerupSkitz reviews
SEQUEL TO SHOUT IT OUT. Summary inside first chapter. IH/OC :
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Ironhide
Optimus' Sparkling by mollie3 reviews
Her daddy said he would always be there but when an unforeseen attack occurs it leaves a little child alone until that is she finds her "daddy" again in the form of an alien robot that looks like her fathers Peterbilt truck..reviews welcome Cheers
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 40,852 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Optimus Prime
Life and Its Not So Little Surprises by Cornmaize122 reviews
Life is full of unexpected surprises. Trust me, I know. I found out that my dad was best buds with alien robots and saved the world a couple of times under the radar, my boyfriend is an ex-Decepticon who at first wanted to kill me, only most of the mechs at the base like cats, and my necklace is more than just a necklace. Life IS unpredictable.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 155,687 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Barricade, Jazz - Complete
Unforeseen by Erailea Evenstar reviews
Tragedy brought them together. An accident means to separate them. Ironhide had never meant to let things go as far as they had, he had simply promised to watch over her. But fate and the Decepticons had other ideas. IH/OC. NOT a mary-sue.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 148,540 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
DutyBound by Pink Lady Alex reviews
Set 6 months after ROTF, a discovery in Indonesia pulls Lennox, Mikaela, and Sam to the forefront of the action once again. "No sacrifice, no victory"; but what cost is too high for victory? Rated T for action-violence and just to be safe .
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,109 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Mikaela B., W. Lennox - Complete
You Know Your Obsessed With Transformers When: by CaMaRoFaN14 reviews
"You Know you're Obsessed With Transformers When:" The title was enough to make my curiosity flare up full strength. I walked right out of the room and closed the door behind me soundlessly. "if i die after i read this... i have no regrets."
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,095 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Sideswipe
The Top Ten Pranks of NEST! by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
You are not an Honorary Member of NEST unless you are pranked...! Be prepared for bodily injury and confusing conundrums...featuring my OC Tatyana Witwicky/Prime!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,705 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010
Introductions: Annabelle Lennox by Botosphere reviews
Part of Eowyn77's Introductions series. At the age of fifteen, Annabelle Lennox learns the truth about her father's best friend, Aaron Hyde. Canon pairings ONLY. Rated T to be safe for Cybertronian swearing, mild innuendo and some action sequences.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 70,652 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Annabelle L., Ironhide
The Sorcerer's Apprentice by Raven of Aserath reviews
What if David was a girl named Danielle? What if her childhood was a bit worse than one "nervous breakdown" incident? What if she was determined from the start to do whatever it took to make Balthazar happy? FemDave. My first story. .
Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,068 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Dave S., Balthazar B.
Two Times Two by DaemonicKitten reviews
Two real world Trans-fans are simply hanging out one day, when they happen across a man driving a yellow Hummer. Immediately, friendships are struck, and the trio grow closer until... The entire world changes. S&M, Ironhide/Chromia, OC/Ratchet, OC/Jazz.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 171,856 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Ratchet, Jazz - Complete
100 Sparks by TheCluelessTurtle reviews
A response to Bluegoo2's one hundred drabble challenge. Next up: It's Annabelles first day of school. Sarah Lennox is freaking out but it's nothing compared to Ironhide.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,732 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 7/16/2010
Shout It Out by CheerupSkitz reviews
Inside 1st chapter. Ironhide/Oc. :D
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,748 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Ironhide - Complete
I'm Eighteen, Officer, I Swear by Teenage.Anomaly reviews
The battle is over, but the fun has just begun. She's still loud, she's still perverted, and now, she's packing firepower and working for the United States military. This can't end well. Set between movies. Second in the 'Katty' series.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,756 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009 - W. Lennox, Jazz
Tales from the Desert by TheCluelessTurtle reviews
A collection of one-shots taking place after ROTF. Next up: Leo, riding in Bumblebee with Sam and Mikaela, becomes bored on the way to Petra. So he decides he wants to learn more about the Autobots. But of course, nothing goes as planned.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,590 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Sam W.
Last Goodbyes by wild-sunshine reviews
Ironhide has said goodbye to many things in his life. The time has come to say goodbye to one more. Post-The Meaning In Silence, oneshot, IronhidexProwl
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Ironhide - Complete
I Think That Car Just Stood Up by Teenage.Anomaly reviews
She fell asleep on her bed and woke up on a dumpster surrounded by 30 foot tall alien robots and it just all went downhill from there. She's loud, perverted and a little bit insane, and now the fate of the world is partly in her hands. Set in first movie.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,567 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - R. Simmons, Bumblebee - Complete
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Crazy at Hogwarts
There are some people who should never be allowed to attend Hogwarts. These are those people and it seems the school, faculity, and students have to suffer because of them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Albus D., Severus S.
From Fiction to Reality reviews
A girl who is a fan of Transformers, her and her friends somehow end up in that world and have to fight their way back home along with helping the Autobots.But things always go wrong for this group of friends.Set before and possible during ROTF
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,484 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010
Secret Heroes reviews
Twin sisters Mary Ann and Ashleen were both chosen to join a secret military operation...on their first day there they discover two familair enegry signatures...also they have hidden information about their past lives and allies from NEST and the Autobots
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,894 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Ironhide, Jazz