Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.
ME: I am a shy person and nobody has ever seen the real me and Will probably never see The true me. Nobody I know Has yet to even try though they say they care about me but the sure do a good job at showing (Note the sarcasm). I do not spell all words correct so if I do spell one or two or more wrong I am sorry. Anything else is below. If I don't label something and you would like to know it message me.
I Am a Badass Uke (According to semeuke.com o_0)
Name- Luluz4u (Just a nickname my family gave me with and added 4u)
Gender- Female (I am a total TOMBOY though -.o)
Age- None of your concern (But yes I iz a TEENAGER( Starts singing "TEENAGERS scare the living shit outta me"into a hairbrush o.0)
Hair- Dirty blonde with lighter blonde highlights to my shoulders(I know I am SO unique. )
Eyes- Hazel (Although they tend to look more green sometimes -.-)
Favorite color(s)- Black and Neon Green ( Gazes at shiny glow in the dark Green 0.o)
Favorite food- CHICKEN ((sighs) now I want chicken)
Favorite Anime/Manga(s)- Naruto (stares dreamily at Gaara), Bleach (GLOMPS toshiro), Full Metal Alchemist (Gives ed a Flirtatious smile and wink) Soul eater (moves things to be unsymmetrical to get kidds attention)
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Youtube-You can check out my videos and ADD ME if you have a youtube account
SemeUke-Awesome website if ya want to check it out and join
Deviantart-Add me if u have one tell me u have a FFN
Quotes from books and songs-
Some of the following are my own quotes and will have (ME) at the end-
"Y do you say you love me one second but leave the next?"
"If Hate leads to Love can Love lead to Hate?"(ME)
"Y do you tell me that suicide is a sin and to not do it but turn around and do the very thing you tell me is a sin?"(ME)
"CRYING makes it hurt, SCREAMING Makes it unbearable, DYING makes you see then ones you hurt. LIVING makes it worse"(ME)
"The worst feeling is not death,It is knowing that you aren't needed,That you are alone in this world,And that you no longer have a reason to live..."
"Don't they realize that words hurt? Hurt so damn much you'd do anything to make it stop? Anything..."
"Why Stay if all you do is lie?"(ME)
"Look for the girl with the broken smile."
"I only pretend to be happy"
"Happiness is just a word...What is the true meaning?"(ME)
"If HATE and LOVE both KILL What saves?"(ME)
"I don't need anyone,because everyone forgot me."
"What is the true meaning of the word LIFE?"
"Pain will soon become unnoticed to yourself and when it comes back you will continue to act as though nothing is wrong"(ME)
1.When you are sad I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider-monkey jacked up on mountain dew!
2.When you are blue, I will try to dislodge what ever is choking you.
3.When you smile I know you are plotting something I must be involved in.
4.When you are scared we will high tail it out of there
5.When you are worried I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. Ya big baby!
6.When you are confused I will use little words.
7.When you are sick. Stay away from me until you are well again I don't want whatever you have.
8.When you fall I will pick you up and dust you off - After i laugh my but off!
9. This is my oath. I pledge it till the end. WHY? may you ask:- Because your are my FRIEND! Friendship is like peeing your pants everyone can see it but only you can feel the true warmth.
6 Truths of life-
1.You can not touch all your teeth with your tongue
2.All idiots after reading the first truth will try it.
3.And discover that the first truth is a lie.
4.You're smiling now 'cause your an idiot.
5.You soon will send this to another idiot.
6.There's still a stupid smile on your face.
I am sorry about this But I am an idiot and needed the company.
I want you to know our friendship means everything.
You cry. I cry. You Laugh. I laugh. You jump out the window... I look down and... Laugh again.
To maintain a healthy level of insanity
1.Sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and points hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2.Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice!
3.Every time someone asks you to do something ask is they want fries with that.
4.Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone's gotten over there caffeine addiction switch to espresso.
5.In the memo pad of all your check write "For Marijuana"
6.With a serious face order a diet water
7.Specify that your drive-though order is To-Go.
8.When the Money comes out the ATM scream "I WON!, I WON!"
9.When leaving the Zoo start running toward the parking lot yelling" Run for your life There Loose!"
10.Tell your children over dinner "Due to the economy,We are going to have to let one of you go."
Things From Other people profile That I Had to Re post (If I post something here and it is from your profile and you would like for me to remove from mine please let me know and i will :))
PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
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92 percent of the teenage population would die if Orlando Bloom said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off.
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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
Annoying things to do on an elevator:
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
2) STAND silent and motionless in the
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
12) TRY to make personal calls on the
13) DRAW a little square on the floor
14) WHEN there's only one other person
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
16) ASK if you can push the button for
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
COMEBACKS FOR PICKUP LINES
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Things I found on other websites
How to destroy Wal-Mart:
Everyone hates telemarketers so know you know what to say
1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.
2. If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems. My arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died . . . "
3. If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located, how long it has been in business, how many people work there, how they got into this line of work if they are married, how many kids they have, etc. Continue asking them personal questions or questions about their company for as long as necessary.
4. This works great if you are male. Telemarketer: "Hi, my name is Judy and I'm with XYZ Company. " You: Wait for a second and with a real husky voice ask, "What are you wearing?"
5. Cry out in surprise, "Judy? Is that you? Oh my God! Judy, how have you been?" Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief moments of terror as she tries to figure out where she could know you from.
6. Say "No" over and over. Be sure to vary the sound of each one, and keep a rhythmic tempo, even as they are trying to speak. This is most fun if you can do it until they hang up.
7. If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up for the Family and Friends Plan, reply, in as sinister a voice as you can, "I don't have any friends, would you be my friend?"
8. If the company cleans rugs, respond: "Can you get out blood? Can you get out goat blood? How about human blood?"
9. After the Telemarketer gives his or her spiel, ask him or her to marry you. When they get all flustered, tell them that you can't just give your credit card number to a complete stranger.
10. Tell the Telemarketer that you work for the same company, and they can't sell to employees.
11. Answer the phone. As soon as you realize it is a Telemarketer, set the receiver down, scream, "Oh my God!" and then hang up.
12. Tell the Telemarketer you are busy at the moment and ask him/her if he/she will give you his/her home phone number so you can call him/her back. When the Telemarketer explains that telemarketers cannot give out their home numbers say, "I guess you don't want anyone bothering you at home, right?" The Telemarketer will agree and you say, "Me either!" Hang up.
13. Ask them to repeat everything they say, several times.
14. Tell them it is dinner time, but ask if they would please hold. Put them on your speaker phone while you continue to eat at your leisure. Smack your food loudly and continue with your dinner conversation.
15. Tell the Telemarketer you are on "home incarceration" and ask if they could bring you some beer.
16. Ask them to fax the information to you, and make up a number.
17. Tell the Telemarketer, "Okay, I'll listen to you. But I should probably tell you, I'm not wearing any clothes."
18. Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke. "Come on, Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how's your momma?"
19. Tell them you are hard of hearing and that they need to speak up . . . louder . . . louder . . .
20. Tell them to talk very slowly, because you want to write every word down.
NOTICE: The above have all been tested and approved for use on telemarketers. No animals were harmed in the testing
Funny Things to Do in a public bathroom
1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your
2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence
4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot! My glass eye!"
6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a
8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
10. Fill up a large flask with apple juice. Squirt it
11. Say, "Interesting...more sinkers than floaters"
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of
13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!
14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"
15. Say, "Darn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small.
16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your
17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your
18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it
19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing
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10% Dependant on Friends
STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand
Put this on your page
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Akatsuki Pick-Up lines
Deidara: Beauty is art. Art is a bang. Beautiful, i want to bang you!
Kisame: I have 2 of what most men have only 1 of!
Itachi: I can "go at it" for 72 hours straight without stopping
Sasori: Who needs "toys' when you can have your very own sex puppet?
Tobi: TOBI IS GOOD in bed :D
Zetsu: i don't know wether to mount you or eat you.
kakuzu: Do you like tentacles? because i drugged your beverage when you weren't looking...
Hidan: i will beat you with inch of your life, then you will be mine!
Konan: i. Love. PENIS!
pein: i'm a hot, fiery red-head and babe, you just set my pants on fire!
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile
If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile.
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile
-When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it
-When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate
-When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in a mean persons eyes and RUN BIOTCH!
If you've ever wondered what Kisame would taste like as Sushi, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Tobi should run for president, copy and paste this onto your profile and add you name!
IF YOU BELIEVE THAT ITACHI IS NOT DEAD, PLEASE COPY AND PASTE!!
Post this on your profile if every time you hear the word weasel you think of Itachi
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you coud be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear baiting, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc. then copy this into your profile!
If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.
If you are a Akatsuki Fanatic copy this into your profile.
If you hear voices of the Naruto characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. mostly 'DONT HURT TOBI!! TOBI'S A GOOD BOY"
If you believe that Naruto is the Best Anime out there then copy and paste this onto your page to spread the word.. Narutards forever and ever!!
All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional characters. Copy if true. totally unfair
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever left one room to get something from another room, then once you were in the other room, forgot what you were trying to get,copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think Akatsuki rule,put this on ur profile!!
Screw cookies - the Dark Side has YAOI!
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off.
If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.
If you ever spouted a naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your family wonders how you can remember all the naruto character's names, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste here.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're obsessed with writing/reading fan fictions with an OCxCharacter coupling, copy and paste this.
If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile.
If you or someone you know has ever run through something (glass door, window, wall, ect) copy this to your profile.
If you enjoy glomping people from behind copy this to your profile.
If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you have a scary crush on a book anime or game character copy and post this into your profile.
If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had strange dreams about certain anime, manga, book, tv show, or game character, copy and paste this on your profile
If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off
If you think that -/_\- looks like Itachi, copy this into your profile.
If you think that a nickname for Pein should be 'Pain Pill' copy and past this onto your profile.
If you think Hidan is an albino copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
If you think child abuse is horrible copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
"I'm bringing sexy back..." copy and paste this into your profile if you didn't even know sexy was gone.
If Orochimaru creeps the shit out of you, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name: Lily, Danni Lea, Arashi Kitsune-sama, 3Kiyoshi3, aero13, Darcy of Akatsuki, Rose Uchiha, Luluz4u
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile
I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
You know you are addicted to anime if...
if you walk into a store/library and they tell you they have a new shipment of manga/anime in the back set aside for you.
if normal people have no idea what you're talking about half the time.
if you get in a fight with someone and you start flashing hand signs.
if you turn down 10 dollars because it isn't in gold
if you beat random people in the head with guitar hoping a robot will come out.
if you create a clan and more than 5 people are in it.
if you have a myspace/Facebook/etc and the profile picture is anime
if you give people nicknames such as baka or panda-kun
if you add a surname at the end of everyone's name
if you give anime names to your pets
if you have an anime nickname and will not respond to your real name
if you believe that you are a powerful demon
if you call all non-anime fans pathetic nengin
if you think flamers are random english teachers in skimpy outfits with nothing better to do.
if you wear a paper plate because you couldn't find your cosplay mask and no one must see your real face.
if all of these comply to you (guilty 100)
if you cry when a fanfic ends or a character dies
if you have a nose bleed when turned on
if you think glomps are normal hugs
if you randomly speak japanese and english together, and your friends understand you,
if you scream "O MY GOD! LOOK ITS A THUNDERSTORM!" and you and your friends go to get your metal suits because of a fanfic you read about being hit by lightning and going to the land of Naruto.
if you are still reading this and nod at every one you see copy and post this on your page
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