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Joined 04-13-10, id: 2327045, Profile Updated: 09-23-13
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ABOUT ME:

ME: I am a shy person and nobody has ever seen the real me and Will probably never see The true me. Nobody I know Has yet to even try though they say they care about me but the sure do a good job at showing (Note the sarcasm). I do not spell all words correct so if I do spell one or two or more wrong I am sorry. Anything else is below. If I don't label something and you would like to know it message me.

I Am a Badass Uke (According to semeuke.com o_0)

Name- Luluz4u (Just a nickname my family gave me with and added 4u)

Gender- Female (I am a total TOMBOY though -.o)

Age- None of your concern (But yes I iz a TEENAGER( Starts singing "TEENAGERS scare the living shit outta me"into a hairbrush o.0)

Hair- Dirty blonde with lighter blonde highlights to my shoulders(I know I am SO unique. )

Eyes- Hazel (Although they tend to look more green sometimes -.-)

Favorite color(s)- Black and Neon Green ( Gazes at shiny glow in the dark Green 0.o)

Favorite food- CHICKEN ((sighs) now I want chicken)

Favorite Anime/Manga(s)- Naruto (stares dreamily at Gaara), Bleach (GLOMPS toshiro), Full Metal Alchemist (Gives ed a Flirtatious smile and wink) Soul eater (moves things to be unsymmetrical to get kidds attention)

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Youtube- http://www.youtube.com/user/bellz4u82?feature=mhw5 You can check out my videos and ADD ME if you have a youtube account

SemeUke-http://www.semeuke.com/ Awesome website if ya want to check it out and join

Deviantart- http://blondeandcoldhearted.deviantart.com/ Add me if u have one tell me u have a FFN

Quotes from books and songs-

Some of the following are my own quotes and will have (ME) at the end-

"Y do you say you love me one second but leave the next?"

"If Hate leads to Love can Love lead to Hate?"(ME)

"Y do you tell me that suicide is a sin and to not do it but turn around and do the very thing you tell me is a sin?"(ME)

"CRYING makes it hurt, SCREAMING Makes it unbearable, DYING makes you see then ones you hurt. LIVING makes it worse"(ME)

"The worst feeling is not death,It is knowing that you aren't needed,That you are alone in this world,And that you no longer have a reason to live..."

"Don't they realize that words hurt? Hurt so damn much you'd do anything to make it stop? Anything..."

"Why Stay if all you do is lie?"(ME)

"Look for the girl with the broken smile."

"I only pretend to be happy"

"Happiness is just a word...What is the true meaning?"(ME)

"If HATE and LOVE both KILL What saves?"(ME)

"I don't need anyone,because everyone forgot me."

"What is the true meaning of the word LIFE?"

"Pain will soon become unnoticed to yourself and when it comes back you will continue to act as though nothing is wrong"(ME)


Texts-

True Friendship-

1.When you are sad I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider-monkey jacked up on mountain dew!

2.When you are blue, I will try to dislodge what ever is choking you.

3.When you smile I know you are plotting something I must be involved in.

4.When you are scared we will high tail it out of there

5.When you are worried I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. Ya big baby!

6.When you are confused I will use little words.

7.When you are sick. Stay away from me until you are well again I don't want whatever you have.

8.When you fall I will pick you up and dust you off - After i laugh my but off!

9. This is my oath. I pledge it till the end. WHY? may you ask:- Because your are my FRIEND! Friendship is like peeing your pants everyone can see it but only you can feel the true warmth.

6 Truths of life-

1.You can not touch all your teeth with your tongue

2.All idiots after reading the first truth will try it.

3.And discover that the first truth is a lie.

4.You're smiling now 'cause your an idiot.

5.You soon will send this to another idiot.

6.There's still a stupid smile on your face.

I am sorry about this But I am an idiot and needed the company.

I want you to know our friendship means everything.

You cry. I cry. You Laugh. I laugh. You jump out the window... I look down and... Laugh again.

To maintain a healthy level of insanity

1.Sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and points hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2.Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice!

3.Every time someone asks you to do something ask is they want fries with that.

4.Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone's gotten over there caffeine addiction switch to espresso.

5.In the memo pad of all your check write "For Marijuana"

6.With a serious face order a diet water

7.Specify that your drive-though order is To-Go.

8.When the Money comes out the ATM scream "I WON!, I WON!"

9.When leaving the Zoo start running toward the parking lot yelling" Run for your life There Loose!"

10.Tell your children over dinner "Due to the economy,We are going to have to let one of you go."


Things From Other people profile That I Had to Re post (If I post something here and it is from your profile and you would like for me to remove from mine please let me know and i will :))

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

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92 percent of the teenage population would die if Orlando Bloom said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off.

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(This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is stupid cat
This is dork cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each
line from the top. Betcha you can't resist passing it hahahahahahha

REAL SHIT!
Did anyone ever sit back and wonder why the phrase ‘I love you’ shared the same amount of letter’s in it as the phrase ‘Bullshit."

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Annoying things to do on an elevator:

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

COMEBACKS FOR PICKUP LINES

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing


Things I found on other websites

How to destroy Wal-Mart:
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals
throughout the day.
4. Don't bother doing your own shopping. Simply find someone with a full trolley containing roughly the items you need, and when they are not looking take it and go pay for it at the checkout. (this is not stealing, they did not own the items yet, they were simply 'moving them around')
5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the
spray air fresheners.
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.
7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit, then arrange them into erotic poses. (be creative with the gift-wrap tubes used in point 6).
9. When there are people behind you, walk really slowly,
especially in thin aisles.
10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I
think we've got a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.
11. Turn all the radios to polka stations; then turn them off
and turn the volume up to full blast.
12. Re-enact a fatal incident involving the automatic doors.
13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi. I haven't seen
you in so long." etc. See if they play along. Insist on calling them 'Bob', and if they protest, get angry about it (violent if necessary).
14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself
loud enough for all to hear, "Who buys this crap anyway?!"
15. When you leave the store, try your car keys in the door of every car in the car park until you get to your own. Then drive off as if this is perfectly normal. (Note- if you don't actually own a car and walked to the store, attempt the above by substituting car keys with your house keys).
16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are
taking it for a test drive.
17. Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet
behind them. Do this until they leave the store.
18. Ask if you can test some super-glue before buying it, then walk around the store gluing random items to other items/customers/staff. For added fun: See how many cashiers you can glue to each-other before any of them notice.
19. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items. If the cashier protests, kill them.
20. Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return it and
when they say you didn't buy it there say "The customer is always right dammit!!" Make a scene.
21. Move "Caution : Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you
will only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from other
aisles.
24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,
"I'm Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave."
26. Climb things.
27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello"
upside down. Once you have mastered this, progress to "boobs".
29. When someone asks you if you need help, begin to cry and
say, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
30. When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between
them yelling "Red Rover."
31. Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any
in stock. (i.e.: Shnerples). Do a vague hand-mime of what a 'Shnerple' looks like to assist them.
32. Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full-scale
battle with G.I. Joe vs. X-men.
33. Take bets on the battle from above.
34. Test the brushes and combs in Cosmetics on all the live animals in Pet-Care.
35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask
the clerk where the antidepressants are. Act as spastic as
possible.
36. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from
Mission Impossible.
38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags against their will.
40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to
your Twinkies."
41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
42. Two words: Marco Polo.
43. Leave Cheerios in lawn and garden, pillows in the pet
section, etc.
44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's using an alternative alphabet of your choosing.
45. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look with
various funnels.
46. When someone steps away from his or her cart to look at
something, quickly place random combinations of items in their cart, such as 'A Large Cucumber and a Tub of Vaseline'.
47. Relax in the patio furniture drinking beer until you get kicked out.
48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, drop to
your knees and scream, "No, no, it's those voices again."
49. Pay off lay aways 50 cents at a time.
50. Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax. Go to
the food court, buy a drink, and explain that you don't get out
much and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

Everyone hates telemarketers so know you know what to say
enjoy:

1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.

2. If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems. My arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died . . . "

3. If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located, how long it has been in business, how many people work there, how they got into this line of work if they are married, how many kids they have, etc. Continue asking them personal questions or questions about their company for as long as necessary.

4. This works great if you are male. Telemarketer: "Hi, my name is Judy and I'm with XYZ Company. " You: Wait for a second and with a real husky voice ask, "What are you wearing?"

5. Cry out in surprise, "Judy? Is that you? Oh my God! Judy, how have you been?" Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief moments of terror as she tries to figure out where she could know you from.

6. Say "No" over and over. Be sure to vary the sound of each one, and keep a rhythmic tempo, even as they are trying to speak. This is most fun if you can do it until they hang up.

7. If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up for the Family and Friends Plan, reply, in as sinister a voice as you can, "I don't have any friends, would you be my friend?"

8. If the company cleans rugs, respond: "Can you get out blood? Can you get out goat blood? How about human blood?"

9. After the Telemarketer gives his or her spiel, ask him or her to marry you. When they get all flustered, tell them that you can't just give your credit card number to a complete stranger.

10. Tell the Telemarketer that you work for the same company, and they can't sell to employees.

11. Answer the phone. As soon as you realize it is a Telemarketer, set the receiver down, scream, "Oh my God!" and then hang up.

12. Tell the Telemarketer you are busy at the moment and ask him/her if he/she will give you his/her home phone number so you can call him/her back. When the Telemarketer explains that telemarketers cannot give out their home numbers say, "I guess you don't want anyone bothering you at home, right?" The Telemarketer will agree and you say, "Me either!" Hang up.

13. Ask them to repeat everything they say, several times.

14. Tell them it is dinner time, but ask if they would please hold. Put them on your speaker phone while you continue to eat at your leisure. Smack your food loudly and continue with your dinner conversation.

15. Tell the Telemarketer you are on "home incarceration" and ask if they could bring you some beer.

16. Ask them to fax the information to you, and make up a number.

17. Tell the Telemarketer, "Okay, I'll listen to you. But I should probably tell you, I'm not wearing any clothes."

18. Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke. "Come on, Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how's your momma?"

19. Tell them you are hard of hearing and that they need to speak up . . . louder . . . louder . . .

20. Tell them to talk very slowly, because you want to write every word down.

NOTICE: The above have all been tested and approved for use on telemarketers. No animals were harmed in the testing

Funny Things to Do in a public bathroom

1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your
neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence
with a bodily function noise

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot! My glass eye!"

6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a
cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh
relaxing.

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10. Fill up a large flask with apple juice. Squirt it
erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors’ while
yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"

11. Say, "Interesting...more sinkers than floaters"

12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of
toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor.
Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?

13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!

14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"

15. Say, "Darn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small.
Now what am I going to do?"

16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your
butt cheeks

17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your
"Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to
the adjacent stall.

18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it
so you can see your neighbor and say, "Oooo, you might want to get
a doctor to check that out"

19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing
"Born Free."


If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

10% Dependant on Friends
20% NERD
30% Bored
40% Musical
50% Lazy...
60% Depressed
70% HYPER :D
80% Dork
90% Anime-addicted
100% MEEEE! ;3

STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

Put this on your page
if you give free hugs

тнιѕ ιѕ α вøх
no shit

You say BABY PINK
I say DARK BLUE
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say ZAC EFRON
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say Im WEIRD
I say YES I AM


Akatsuki Pick-Up lines

Deidara: Beauty is art. Art is a bang. Beautiful, i want to bang you!

Kisame: I have 2 of what most men have only 1 of!

Itachi: I can "go at it" for 72 hours straight without stopping

Sasori: Who needs "toys' when you can have your very own sex puppet?

Tobi: TOBI IS GOOD in bed :D

Zetsu: i don't know wether to mount you or eat you.

kakuzu: Do you like tentacles? because i drugged your beverage when you weren't looking...

Hidan: i will beat you with inch of your life, then you will be mine!

Konan: i. Love. PENIS!

pein: i'm a hot, fiery red-head and babe, you just set my pants on fire!


If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile

If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile

-When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it

-When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate

-When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in a mean persons eyes and RUN BIOTCH!

If you've ever wondered what Kisame would taste like as Sushi, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Tobi should run for president, copy and paste this onto your profile and add you name!

IF YOU BELIEVE THAT ITACHI IS NOT DEAD, PLEASE COPY AND PASTE!!

Post this on your profile if every time you hear the word weasel you think of Itachi

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you coud be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear baiting, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc. then copy this into your profile!

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you are a Akatsuki Fanatic copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the Naruto characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. mostly 'DONT HURT TOBI!! TOBI'S A GOOD BOY"

If you believe that Naruto is the Best Anime out there then copy and paste this onto your page to spread the word.. Narutards forever and ever!!

All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional characters. Copy if true. totally unfair

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever left one room to get something from another room, then once you were in the other room, forgot what you were trying to get,copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think Akatsuki rule,put this on ur profile!!

Screw cookies - the Dark Side has YAOI!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you ever spouted a naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your family wonders how you can remember all the naruto character's names, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste here.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're obsessed with writing/reading fan fictions with an OCxCharacter coupling, copy and paste this.

If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile.

If you or someone you know has ever run through something (glass door, window, wall, ect) copy this to your profile.

If you enjoy glomping people from behind copy this to your profile.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have a scary crush on a book anime or game character copy and post this into your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had strange dreams about certain anime, manga, book, tv show, or game character, copy and paste this on your profile

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off

If you think that -/_\- looks like Itachi, copy this into your profile.

If you think that a nickname for Pein should be 'Pain Pill' copy and past this onto your profile.

If you think Hidan is an albino copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile.

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"I'm bringing sexy back..." copy and paste this into your profile if you didn't even know sexy was gone.

If Orochimaru creeps the shit out of you, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name: Lily, Danni Lea, Arashi Kitsune-sama, 3Kiyoshi3, aero13, Darcy of Akatsuki, Rose Uchiha, Luluz4u

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

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You know you are addicted to anime if...

if you walk into a store/library and they tell you they have a new shipment of manga/anime in the back set aside for you.

if normal people have no idea what you're talking about half the time.

if you get in a fight with someone and you start flashing hand signs.

if you turn down 10 dollars because it isn't in gold

if you beat random people in the head with guitar hoping a robot will come out.

if you create a clan and more than 5 people are in it.

if you have a myspace/Facebook/etc and the profile picture is anime

if you give people nicknames such as baka or panda-kun

if you add a surname at the end of everyone's name

if you give anime names to your pets

if you have an anime nickname and will not respond to your real name

if you believe that you are a powerful demon

if you call all non-anime fans pathetic nengin

if you think flamers are random english teachers in skimpy outfits with nothing better to do.

if you wear a paper plate because you couldn't find your cosplay mask and no one must see your real face.

if all of these comply to you (guilty 100)

if you cry when a fanfic ends or a character dies

if you have a nose bleed when turned on

if you think glomps are normal hugs

if you randomly speak japanese and english together, and your friends understand you,

if you scream "O MY GOD! LOOK ITS A THUNDERSTORM!" and you and your friends go to get your metal suits because of a fanfic you read about being hit by lightning and going to the land of Naruto.

if you are still reading this and nod at every one you see copy and post this on your page

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As It Seems by HidingLight reviews
The sequel to Out of the Basement! Tony and Gibbs adjust to having separate teams while planning their wedding, cases that were laid to rest spring to new life, Dorney learns what it means to be an agent, and everyone learns the hard way that nothing is as it seems. Slash Tony/Gibbs, McGee/Abby, Ziva/OC (Dion).
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 187,148 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D.
Subjection by Cupidineum Amorem reviews
What will happen when Logan arrives home and finds Carlos in an interesting position? [Established Cargan/Slash Twoshot]
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,880 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 10/15/2013 - [Carlos, Logan] - Complete
Morning Light by Resident of Hallows Lane reviews
As we walked through the corridor, I never imagined it would end like this... I never thought that I could be happy for my self for once... Warning: Heavy petting, boyxboy, Yaoi, HarryxGeorge, not all smut, funny stuff at the end
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,361 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 1/18/2012 - George W., Harry P. - Complete
Caramel's Lollipop by ihli reviews
Hotch couldn't forgive himself for Hailey's death. He knew he needed to be punished. Hotch/Reid, Slash!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,376 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 4/14/2013 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Asset Appreciation by scrapmom reviews
Garcia's appreciation of Morgan's assets leads to some interesting happenings between Morgan & Reid. This is slash! Don't like, don't read.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,249 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/9/2013 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Valentine's Day 2012 by legaldramafan reviews
I wrote this following the episode in February 2012 where Morgan invites Hotch out to have drinks with him and the either singles - presumably Rossi, Prentiss, Reid. Rossi and Prentiss decide to play matchmaker and get Reid and Morgan together. The boys boys are hot, cold, hot and mildly kinky - rated M for that reason. In case I wasn't obvious, this is MORGAN/REID SLASH!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,653 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/6/2013 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
A Team by Aranelle reviews
AU. Also known, in my head, as: "In Which Kendall is a Hooker." Kendall is hired to be Carlos's date for an evening.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,210 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Kendall, Carlos - Complete
Tattoo by MyBBPlushieKnowsYourName reviews
A new case has the team in Las Vegas, and at a tattoo parlor. Just what is there little genius hiding? Warning: Eventual MorganXReid, tattoos, lots of flash backs
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,099 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Do It For The Kids by Sonaaa reviews
Logan Mitchell needs a full time nanny and Carlos takes up the job. CARGAN/KAMES
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 47,537 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Carlos, Logan - Complete
Not the Normal Fairy Tale by nic98ole reviews
No matter how your heart is grieving, if you keep on believing. . .but Carlos did believe for a long time. And he wasn't sure if any of those wishes were really going to come true. But, he just had to hope for Prince Charming to come soon. Kenlos/Jagan.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 201,926 - Reviews: 1122 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Carlos, Kendall - Complete
Strangers by cristina reid reviews
A game that has two boys meet. SLASH! RATING FOR LANGUAGE
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/28/2012 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
The Surprise in the Jealousy by hot4booth reviews
The women enter the BAU men in a silent auction for a date in order to raise money for a charity. When Morgan discovers that Reid is dating someone, he is surprised to discover he is jealous. Slash. Changed rating to M just to be safe. COMPLETE!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 69,375 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Magic by Kadeeleigh reviews
The Department of Homeland Security wants to speak to Dr. Spencer Reid, and the BAU team wants to know why.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,618 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/7/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Live and Die This Way by JustJasper reviews
AU. Derek is a transporter, who moves cargo and asks no questions. It's hard not to have questions, however, when the cargo starts thrashing around in the trunk of your car. Adult concepts and themes, including sexual slavery.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,399 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Undercover by cr8zymommy reviews
The two men go undercover as a couple at a college campus to draw out a killer. But can Reid keep his secret from his best friend? Not just his feelings, but something bigger than that. SLASH, read warning on chapter one. Part 1 of M/R series
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 143,052 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Out Of The Mouth by everything-is-eninalus reviews
When an unsub has killed far too many, Reid and Morgan have to go undercover. But Reid isn't looking forward to getting up close and personal with this man who he has feelings for... Especially not when the whole team has them under surveillance.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,942 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Promise by PadawanGirl reviews
"Morgan carefully held the boy as he scrambled into the agents arms, clutching his t-shirt sleeve tightly as he trembled violently, sobbing into Morgan's Kevlar-covered chest." Slight AU
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/29/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
The Swan Prince by nat rulz reviews
Young Tony, the crowned prince of the Kingdom of Fidelis, has everything he could ever want. Then the sorcerer Ari takes it all away. Now, on the run and suffering under the worst curse black magic has to offer, can Tony ever find his way home? COMPLETE!
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,771 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Under the Mistletoe by Renee Spelt Strange reviews
It is Christmas Eve, the castle is deserted and Harry and Draco are trapped under a piece of charmed mistletoe from Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes which won't let them go until they have kissed. HP/DM ONE SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,128 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 80 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Chosen Mate by ihli reviews
Werewolves don't choose their mates, they discover them. Werewolf Aaron Hotchner's life is turned upside down when he meets the very human Dr. Spencer Reid. Slash!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,885 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Anyone for Scrabble? by Fr333bird reviews
McGonagall's inter-house unity nights bring Harry and Draco closer than they ever would have thought possible. Originally a one shot, now with a sequel. Muggle games, broom cupboards, fluff, humour, smut. Hogwarts 8th year fic, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,584 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Don't Ever Look Back by Kadeeleigh reviews
While on a case in California, Hotch and Reid's secrets anger Morgan.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,419 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 12/13/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Teddy Bear by Ardent Bronze reviews
It's Gaara and Naruto so don't read if you don't like. It was meant to be serious but I'm tired so it's probably complete Crap- I mean Crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
The One Class He Found Hard by writer-princess reviews
17 years old Reid falls in love with his self-defense teacher. Slash and AU. To anyone who has once read this, read the chapter 23, please. I'm sorry.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 67,149 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 6/29/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
High Flying by WriteSprite reviews
Harry is running a summer Quidditch program. Draco's son decides to enroll. Is Scorpius the only thing these two have in common, or will there be something more? Mature Content in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,655 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Harry Potter Pickup Lines by GreenEyesGreySkies reviews
When Blaise dares him to ask Harry Potter a multitude of ridiculous pick-up lines, Draco accepts without expecting much. Honestly, what are the odds that a few pick-up lines could capture the heart of the Boy Who Lived anyhow? 8th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,674 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Claimed Innocence by countryangelatheart reviews
What happens when Ron and Harry's friends find out their dating? Read to find out! **Sequel to Claim My Innocence**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,210 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Fred, We have a problem by Chris-TheNinja8D reviews
One of Hogwarts most strange and unexpected couples... Draco thinks they might be in big trouble. Slash - BoyxBoy! Now rated T, since it isn't really graphic :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Fred W., Draco M. - Complete
Moments: Christmas is a Time for Giving Things by ObsessiveDevil reviews
Roy finds that while it isn't filled with joy, it's not stressful either. Sometimes it's not all about celebrations, just the lack of loneliness. But what's the perfect gift for Ed? RoyEd. Uke!Roy... maybe? 3rd in the Things Series
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
All For Him by ihli reviews
Aaron Hotchner cared about three things, his son Jack, his job at the BAU, and Spencer Reid. Now he is forced to choose two out of three. Sequel to Reality TV. Slash!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,624 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 12/4/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Secret Santa by SecretDime reviews
Mirajane is at it again, this time, she's planned a Secret Santa for the guild. Is she up to something? Most definitely. Forget the turkey, this year we're having Lemons.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,879 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Gray F., Natsu D. - Complete
Mistletoe Memories by Tadpoleinateacup reviews
Harry and Neville get caught under magical mistletoe and they have to kiss of face the consequences... although it seems it wasn't so bad after all!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,409 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Neville L., Harry P. - Complete
The Interview by McGemcity reviews
It's Tim's turn to be accused of murder. Luckily for him no one, apart from Sacks, thinks he did it. He also has an alibi for all of the murders, but the FBI takes some convincing to believe it. This isn't how they had planned to tell everyone. McNozzo.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,941 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Glasses are Sexy by Amy494walker reviews
Morgan has a kink he doesn't think Reid will appreciate, turns out Reid doesn't mind so much. Written for the Kink Meme. Slash - Morgan/Reid. Oneshot. Rated M for Sexual content.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/18/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Food Fight by SecretDime reviews
Lucy organised a picnic for her friends, which Gray and Natsu accidently destroyed during an argument. Left behind to clean up the mess the two engage in a rather interesting food fight
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,352 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Gray F., Natsu D. - Complete
What are we? by fluffystwin reviews
Naruto wants more in life and a certain brunette wishes to be more to him than just a friend. At the same time, Sai is trying to learn more about relationships and Sakura gets caught up in the lessons. ShikaNaru and SaiSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,382 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U. - Complete
Reality TV by ihli reviews
Someone is forcing pairs of homophobic men to perform gay acts on camera or die. The unsub abducts Spencer Reid and Aaron Hotchner for his show. Hotch and Reid will come face to face with their dreams in a situation that is a nightmare Slash!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,895 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 9/27/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Caught In Action by chippo843 reviews
Natsu and Gray are living together. When Natsu came home one day, he found Gray doing something he never he would ever see him do. -Short Oneshot-
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Natsu D., Gray F. - Complete
I Feel It All by everything-is-eninalus reviews
Spencer's just trying to buy some shampoo, but he ends up with more than that... Slash
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,998 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/5/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Claim My Innocence by countryangelatheart reviews
Harry has a problem. Can Ron help him solve it? **Rated for mature sexual content and vulgar language.**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Whipped Cream by KJmom reviews
A little whipped cream and a moment of weakness changes everything for Fred and Ron. This is SLASH, it is also WEASLEYCEST. If you aren't interested, just don't click, ok?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,802 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Fred W., Ron W. - Complete
A Very Kinky Valentine by Nazuki 1990 reviews
: With Valentine's Day coming up Naruto has no idea what to get his lover Sasuke. Especially since Sasuke hates valentine. With the help of a generous friend Sasuke is going to find out hoe kinky Valentine's Day could be.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,513 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Chemical X by oreo-and-proud reviews
Testing out new products for the Wheezes was fun right? George doesn't think so with the possibility of him losing all control and not only telling Fred how he feels, but showing him as well... in the best way possible. TWINCEST, HARD PWP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,185 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/9/2011 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
In the Eye of the Beholder by Emi-Lynn reviews
An accident reveals a truth two men are hiding and Gibbs learns a valuable lesson. Established McNozzo.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,656 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Brew a Bottle of Love by Limitbreaker reviews
To remain free of Azkaban Draco is forced to work at Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes for one year. Doesn't sound too bad at first, but Draco soon realises how hard twelve months in the whirlwind of George Weasley's contrasting emotions truly are… Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,023 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Draco M., George W. - Complete
Etiquette by Barrel of Monkeys reviews
What happens when Neville goes down to one of the Greenhouses to check up on some plants he finds the true Harry Potter, a shy, kind and loving boy who loves plants, if not more than he does. What if Neville starts to develop feelings for Harry? SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,459 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Sexting by Unbidden-Angel reviews
Kidd and Soul are having a little...special time. When Maka calls, things get just a little bit harder for Soul. Can he keep it secret?
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Death The Kid, Soul Eater - Complete
But I'm Supposed to Hate You by Bree-Hitachiin reviews
Kaoru gets rejected by his brother, and ends up spending more time with the person he least expected. His time with Kyouya blossoms into a romance that no one would ever imagine. Yaoi, lemons in later chapters. -COMPLETE-
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,491 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Kyōya O., Kaoru H. - Complete
Sanctuary by Blood-Thirsty-Zero reviews
One-shot/ Naruto is feared more and more as he gets more powerful. He's an outcast who must be watched and kept at arms-length. Sakura, finally deciding she doesn't care what others think, decides she wants to confess her love to the world. Lemon alert!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,904 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sand by HellSandwich reviews
Gaara has a meeting, so he decides to have some fun with Naruto. Includes non-conventional use of sand. PWP, Hardcore Yaoi, Toys, Bondage, GaaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 73 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
To Love Me by Googala2 reviews
There is brotherly love and then there is "brotherly love". Sometimes, the pain of knowing this is what prompts one to do the boldest things. Twincest/Yaoi. In fanfiction, nothing is forbidden anymore. LOL!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
love shack by Storyteller alchemist reviews
ed comes home to hs brother singing and dancing so obviously he's going to join in, elricest, AUish..sorta, rated T, only implide stuff and rubbing. dont like dont read im not accepting flames! oneshot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Fixxing Hurt by Mellina Leigh reviews
It's funny how fast lives change. But in those moments, there are good people to help us through it. Even when all we see is the dispear infront of us. And the one person who is learning these lessons at the moment is none other than Hikaru Hitachiin.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
In the meditation room by Lucca-Ace reviews
Hikaru's been visiting Mori's meditation room a lot lately. This time, however, it's not his feelings for Haruhi that he needs to sort out-it's his feelings for Mori. MoriHika
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Hikaru H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Music Class In The DWMA by meow-meow-the-unicorn reviews
DWMA adds a music class and their assignment is to pick a song that represents there partner. when Soul is partnered with his boyfriend Kid what will he do. Bad at summary first fanfic yaoi maka bashing slight Black star bashing
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Death The Kid, Soul Eater - Complete
Apartment 75 by Clover-tan reviews
Black Star and Death the Kid are roommates and lovers who share a sort of one-sided relationship, worrying Black Star into thinking that Kid no longer loves him and deciding to temporarily move out and see Kid's reaction. Romantic comedy. One shot.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Death The Kid, Black Star - Complete
A Complicated Love by 3ntitylvr reviews
"Do you love me...?" Tamaki said suddenly, trying to hide his slight sad voice. Hikaru froze. Was this some kind of trick or was it real? He had feelings for him he knew that but he only truly loved Kaoru...well at least he was pretty sure.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,583 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2011 - [Hikaru H., Tamaki S.] Kaoru H. - Complete
Reunion by Jayne Foyer reviews
Years after the final battle, Edward Elric pays a visit to an old friend.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Riza H., Edward E. - Complete
Bless You by countryangelatheart reviews
Short drabble: Harry's got a wizard cold, and Ron is left to take care of Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Coming Out of the Closet by Kiki's Fan Service reviews
Tim shows Tony what exactly he's been missing... gay!McGee, closeted!DiNozzo. Smut! SLASH - Don't like, don't read!
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Naruto And Kiba's Day Off by gretty23 reviews
Naruto and Kiba have the day off from missions and Naruto decieds to visit Kiba. Lets just say tings get hot. Lemon KibaNaru hope you like
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
The Toothbrush by Bad Temper reviews
EdxRoy. Slight fluffiness. One shot. Ed wakes up with a cold. Silliness follows. Rated for sexual innuendo.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Masqueraded Attentions by MatchPlay reviews
Tamaki loses a bet to the twins, and has to wear a pink dress to Ouran's Masquerade. The worst part? He also has to ask out Kyouya. Twoshot for my beta, lemon in second chapter. Tamaki/Kyouya with an extra helping of Hikaru/Kouru.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,089 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Lost Minded by Rauwrtsch reviews
Byakuya has searched for his vice-captain everywhere in Soul-souciety, but he is nowhere to be found. So Byakuya goes to the only place he thinks where he can be, and finds a fascinating scene that will blow his mind.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Finding more by dusk-pixie reviews
After the death of his parents in a car accident and his older brothers suicide, Sasuke is alone in the world. Naruto is a kind-hearted cop who takes him in. Sasuke wants more than a house, he wants a home. Will he find it? NB: boyxboy, NaruSasu, lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,309 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lost at Sea by julesmonster reviews
Tony has been assigned to the USS Seahawk and is feeling adrift without the support of his friends, but a surprising friendship develops into something more. DiNozzo/McGee pairing. Slash.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,674 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 10/12/2010 - [Tony D., Tim M.] Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Damn Patty by CallMeYoYo reviews
Whats Soul's reaction when Patty accidentally tells him Kid's secret? This is a Kid/Soul pairing. YAOI. lemon. My first one, be kind.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Death The Kid, Soul Eater - Complete
Write Me A Love Song by May Eve reviews
Warm breath fanned across his neck and a happy murmur tickled his skin, "Mon amour." Rare pairing. Drabble.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Mori/Takashi M., Tamaki S. - Complete
Paper Hearts by Desuke-Love reviews
He didn't know what he was thinking asking Kyouya to help him with his homework. But Kaoru learns a lot more than he ever could from a textbook. He just has to look deeper... One-shot!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Kyōya O., Kaoru H. - Complete
Christmas Kisses by Racoda Moonshine reviews
It is Christmas and Maka knows BS and Soul have feelings for each other so she and Tsubaki plant mistletoe EVERYWHERE the boys go, eventually BS and Soul decide to give the tradition a go and find they actually LIKE it. Rated M for later chapters :D
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,665 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Black Star, Soul Eater - Complete
No Goodbyes by Kuro Mitsu reviews
Itachi left, after three years together he just disappeared without a word. Now he's back, but Naruto isn't so willing to just forgive and forget. AU/AR, yaoi. ItaNaru, slight SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,559 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Nightmarish Reality by December'sRose reviews
Kyouya's intelligence is pushed against the wall when Kaoru's life is on the line. Kyouya/Kaoru, Hikaru/Tamaki oneshot. Slash.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Kyōya O., Kaoru H. - Complete
10 Years by Female-Fighter reviews
For ten years I've loved you. For ten years I've missed you. Don't turn me away again. Slight mpreg.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,630 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Pool Games by Social Safari reviews
Two teenagers in love are pool side on a hot summer day and they're alone together. Don't be naive, of course there are lemons in this story! Sheesh.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
Late Night Trouble by Sadistic-X-Masochistic reviews
All Kankuro wanted to do was sleep, but his little brother Gaara has different ideas, waking him to reveal a rather embarrassing problem... KankuGaa yaoi lemon sandcest RATED MA
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Haruhi's Summer Fun by Anastasia27 reviews
Haruhi hasn't seen the host club all summer and when there are only a few weeks left Hikaru invites her over. Little did he know she now had the body of a woman. Btw there will be a lemon in the 4th chapter
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,857 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
Cute As A Button by Yumi-chan-likes-chainsaws reviews
Of buttons, shoelaces, shirts, ties and jackets and even zippers; was there anything that idiotic blonde hadn't attempted to fix yet! HikaTama, TamaHika
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Hikaru H., Tamaki S. - Complete
Unmasked by LadySerenityPhoenix reviews
Naruto has a secret crush and Kakashi is determined to find out who it is.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,532 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
eat me by Rauwrtsch reviews
Haru and Yuki have a little bet: I bet you can't get Kyou to 'eat you' " Haru said. "Oh I bet I can." Yuki answeres. "I bet I can." This is a PWP I think Don't read it if you don't like it, flames will be deleted... warnings: Yaoi, meaning MxM, voyeurisme.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
Busted by Mirlin reviews
"Kaoru could feel his ears turning red. Was he jerking off? A third moan confirmed the question." Warning:: YAOI! LEMON! TWINCEST! Chapter three will be the last chapter! Dedicated to Daantjex2
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,956 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - [Hikaru H., Kaoru H.] - Complete
Destinies By Dreaming by Female-Fighter reviews
Nine months is a long time for life to change. To answer all the questions that we have locked away from our minds and from each other. Dreams do come true don't they? I know I'm now a full believer. MPreg
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 74,817 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
Open Wounds by Masked-Writer-In-Disguise reviews
AU.Kankurou-centric."You think I didn't try?...I told the school guidance councilor, and the school called home to confirm the stories. My father just passed it off as me looking for attention...He told me that if I ever told anyone again he'd kill me."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,000 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Kankuro, Kiba I. - Complete
Lollipop Luxury by Middle Current reviews
Candy stores aren't as innocent as they seem...Especially when a sexy blond with a love for lollipops is on the scene! Basically PWP. SaiNaru Lemon-ness. Because there aren't enough lemons of them ANYWHERE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
The Great Cookie Expedition by Yumi-chan-likes-chainsaws reviews
Set around events of ch. 73. Kaoru thought he could go to Kyoya's house, talk and leave, full stop. He was not expecting to be interrogated, kidnapped and told to crossdress, but we don't always get what we expect. Complete.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Kyōya O., Kaoru H. - Complete
Lesson in French Kissing by countryangelatheart reviews
Ron asks his brothers to teach him how to French kiss. Is his participant willing or not?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Ron W. - Complete
Entwining the Threads of Fate Anew by SkyChild reviews
You left me to stand on my own, pushed me forward so cleverly and gently that I didn't even notice at first. Why do you have to be so mature? Why couldn't you at least once allow yourself to break down, to cry, ask me not to leave you? HikaruKaoru FIN
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,003 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Lavender Eyes by Amethyst Water Lily reviews
Sasuke claimed that he only hung out with Neji Hyuuga because he was a great study partner, but that's not the only reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,455 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Neji H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Guarantee by TKCat reviews
Some promises just can't be given. Naruto learned that the hard way. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,499 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Keep a Watchful Eye by starlesscity reviews
Naruto gets severely injured saving Sasuke’s life on a mission.He's still in the hospital three weeks after the incident;the only way he’s allowed out is if someone takes care of him.Sasuke is offering himself up for the task,but what's the catch?SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,243 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Substitution by Arashi-No-Shadow reviews
Toshiro has a problem that he can't get rid of. Ichigo offers to help him overcome said problem. rated for language, yaoi, and mature themes.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,230 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Ichigo K., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Fatherhood is Harder Than Godliness by Dark Hope Assassin reviews
/COMPLETE/ He, Black Star, the last of the Star clan, the sole survivor of a bunch of murderers and thieves and monsters… He was going to be father?… … Well, damn… Good-bye, care-free adult life? /Black*Star x Tsubaki, prequel to "Acceptance"/
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,733 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Black Star, Tsubaki N. - Complete
Asymmetrical twins? by LovelyBlood reviews
The Hitachiin brothers take advantage of Kid's OCD. Crack-ish junk going on here! Don't take anything seriously, please.
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Hikaru H., Death The Kid - Complete
Perfection in Breaking by TillThatTime reviews
Yes, it was true, Renji wanted him. Wanted him like he wanted to breathe. Wanted him like he wanted power. Wanted him so much that he wasn't sure who would crack first, Byakuya under the pressure, or Renji under the pain of seeing Byakuya fall. LEMON
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,627 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Bold by Manufactured Guidelines reviews
Kaoru fills in a personality quiz for Kyouya. He gets some of the answers wrong, but Kyouya is happy to correct him...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Kaoru H., Kyōya O. - Complete
Why Not Date Me? by stealth gato reviews
Sasuke is in love with his TA, but what happens when he starts talking to a guy on a dating website? NO lemon, sorry. YAOI NARUSASU. M just in case though...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,990 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Inferiority Complex by Child With Curls reviews
Naruto drags Sasuke to a dinner with his Sempai, Neji, from high school. What happens when the weather prevents them from going home that night? Will Sasuke and Neji kill each other? Or do something entirely different? -AU, NejiSasu, Lemon-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,535 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete
Yogurt by T. A. Aberforth reviews
What happens when Naruto finds out about Yoplait Yogurt? UPDATED INTO A LEMON!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Stupid Vibrator by CassandraChristine reviews
Naruto makes a bet with Kiba, thinking that is going to be the worst day of his life. How wrong he really is. NaruNeji. Yaoi, lemon, for Ta-chan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,197 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
SasoDei Fangs and Fur by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Sasori is a brown eyed vampire slaying werewolf, but what happens when a certain blue eyed Vampire slips a moon stone collar around his neck? Sasori might be stubborn, but Deidara is awfully seductive. But why does Deidara seem so familiar? Now has sequel
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,705 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
If things were different by TheDrunkenWerewolf reviews
What if even through all of the pain that Gin suffered there was a light at the end of the tunnel that wasn't just another oncoming train? What if Izuru had known about the abuse Gin suffered from Aizen? What would have happened if things were different?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,471 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2009 - G. Ichimaru, I. Kira - Complete
Let's Make Up For the Silence by kittyzero reviews
Gaara gets a call from his lawyer. He can't help but to think, "What kind of a name is Sasuke? And how can his lawyer really believe he can take in a kid?" Gaara's barely 18! Potential YAOI GaaraxSasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,893 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
A Life to Forget by i am the night angel reviews
Neji's battle for Hinata begins. Will he break free of his mother's clutches to be with Hinata and Sasuke, or will he be denied? Lame summary and title, but hopefully good story! Sequel to "A Night to Remember" Rated M. Yaoi fic. No lemons... No like, no read!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,780 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Neji H. - Complete
LeeXNaruto Sweet dreams by SakuandHinasisters4life reviews
Lee and naruto One shot Disclamer:I do not own naruto I forgot to put it in the chapter so Its on the summary. Enjoy
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Naruto U., Lee R. - Complete
Locker Rooms by Arashi-No-Shadow reviews
How Do I repay you?" an innocent question. "Let's just say you owe me." maybe a not so innocent answer? IchiHitsu. Deserves it's rating of M. My fifth completed story yosh! awesome! Contains yaoi, sex, and blood. lol
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,879 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Ichigo K., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Boredom Can Be A Blessing by TheWeirdSistaz reviews
Kyouya convinces Kaoru to let him help relieve his boredom. Just an extended piece of fluff. Kaoru/Hikaru Tamaki/Kyouya. My own take on the much overdone plotline of making the objects of your desire jealous ...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,641 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Kyōya O., Kaoru H. - Complete
Tied Up by PaigeySama reviews
A bondage bit with the pairing Sasuke and Neji, don't like it, don't effing read it! XD Major lemon, major nosebleeds :3 Dedicated to: Cole-Hyuuga
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Neji H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A night to remember by i am the night angel reviews
Sasuke spends a night with his best friend Neji. Two teenage boys up for a night of food and fights. What else would two teenagers want to do? I suck at summarys D: Warning:Yaoi, SasuXNeji, M to be safe. Read& Review Sequel- A Life To Forget
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,212 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete
Moving On by TanukiRaccoon reviews
“Uchiha’s do not grieve. They do not mourn. They move on. So move on. Find someone who can care for your son with you.” When Sasuke said this to his brother, he didn't have his best friend in mind. ItaNaru, yaoi. Beta'd!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,644 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Tattoo by NavyBlueWings reviews
All Uzumaki Naruto wanted when he entered the ink shop was to show his rival/best friend/something else Uchiha Sasuke up. But one tattoo changed their entire fight. SasuNaru, two-shot, Naruto POV. M for Lemon, you have been warned
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,062 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke's maid by Rascal609 reviews
Neji flees into the arms of Sasuke, what will happen when Sasuke gets a maid! How will this all End? Naruto AU Sasuneji! YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,142 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete
Roy's Revenge! by Baroqueangel reviews
Sequel to Ed's Christmas Quickie. I had to let Roy get his own back on Ed XD Complete PWP. Rim, Toys, Bond, Yaoi, Anal ;P
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,441 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Mission: Seduce That Uchiha! by CassandraChristine reviews
Naruto has one last chance, and one last plan. All he has to do is seduce Sasuke to get him to come home. Yaoi, lemon, NaruSasu. Valentine present for my bestie!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stars by butterfly1415 reviews
Mori is watching the stars, when Kaoru joins him. He is sad 'cause his brother is dating Haruhi. Will Mori be able to comfort him? MorixKaoru, mentions of HikaruxHaruhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Mori/Takashi M., Kaoru H. - Complete
True Voice by Tiro reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is the singer in the band Fallen Angels. Sabaku Gaara is in love with the man but is too shy to get contact with him. One day, Gaara stumbles upon a café and steps inside… only to see another side of his blonde angel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,006 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
The Past and the Present by Uchizaki reviews
NaruSasu smut with a plot. Yaoi. Naruto was pretty much Sasuke's guardian after the Uchiha Massacre. Warnings: Rated M for a reasone! AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,468 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Gay Bar by stealth gato reviews
Sakura is trying to set Sasuke up and decides to take him to a gay bar. YAOI. LANGUAGE. ETC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,380 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Say My Name, Beeotch! by Jaco Lantern reviews
Kidd thinks Black Star is too unsymmetrical and dumb to be called a god. Black Star proves him wrong. OneShot Black StarxKidd. My first story and I was bored late at night. Don't blame me.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Death The Kid, Black Star - Complete
Riding in Cars with Boys by stealth gato reviews
Getting stuck in a snow storm with your rival is never fun... but there are always some exceptions. WARNING: YAOI. LEMONS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,825 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dad, Are You Gay? by kygirl101 reviews
Tamaki and Kaoru discuss sexuality father-son style. Short little oneshot I did with Moonchild10. Implied yaoi, KyouTama and HikaKao. XD
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Tamaki S., Kaoru H. - Complete
My Confession by FailingDemi reviews
Writing a love confession...seemed virtually impossible for him, he didn't know what to write. Words weren't his fancy. But…“Hikaru, it’s not as hard as you think. Just tell him how you feel…plain and simple…” -HaniHika-SHINE CHALLENGE-ONESHOT-
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,939 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Hikaru H. - Complete
This is the army Mr Jones by karkashan reviews
Mustang's out, and the others under his command get a slight surprise. EdxRiza RizaEd EdRiza
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Riza H., Edward E. - Complete
Hero by YaoiRocks reviews
[SasuNaru][School fic] Naruto lives with an abusive father and he needs a hero to come and save him... [I do not own Naruto etc]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,697 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Let Your Heart Sing by Pirates VS Ninjas reviews
My first one shot,a SasuNaru story,Sasuke and the others go to a bar called Open Ocean to watch a person called the Rose Kitsune live only to find Naruto singing. What well happen? read and find out
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Joke's On You by junkii reviews
[TamakixKaoru] Everything always started out as a harmless game. But as the game starts becoming more and more real, can the two deny any longer that they were only kidding themselves? [COMPLETE. M for Third Chapter.]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,428 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Tamaki S., Kaoru H. - Complete
TATTOO by GrilledCheeseOreos reviews
sasuke got a tattoo while drunk. guess who found out...? narusasu [or sasunaru ]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/9/2006 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Greatest Gift by Ryu Katanna reviews
A Holiday Treat for SasuNaru lovers. It's Christmas, and Naruto has something special to tell the man he love's. Will Sasuke be able to accept this gift? OneShot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,948 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Experiment by jadzialove reviews
After participating in an experiment proposed by Ron, Harry is left questioning his sexuality and starts seeing the world in a whole new light. Slash HP&GW Mentions SB&RL RW&HG COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,175 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
Revision Strategies by damselthirteen reviews
Slash - HarryNeville. Neville helps his boyfriend revise for a Herbology test. A somewhat fluffy one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/14/2004 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
The Tao of Diogenes by The Treacle Tart reviews
SLASH The war is finally over and two veterans meet again…for the very first time. RW-SS COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,650 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Severus S., Ron W. - Complete
When the Cat's Away by Vee-sempai reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are left alone while Kakashi trails an enemy, and Sasuke is badgered into admitting something he would rather not. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,461 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 117 - Published: 2/17/2004
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Not a burden reviews
Are y-you s-sure I won't b-be a b-bur-burden?" "You won't be a burden hinata I want you to stay with me" Yes I know its not the best summary Rated M for future chapters..HAS BEEN ADOPTED! Information about who has adopted it is located as a chapter in the story
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,574 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
I work at a gaybar reviews
Naruto works at a gaybar. It's his 18th birthday and naruto sasuke and some other guys go to a bar where sasuke sees naruto perform. Rated T for language andhinting of sexual things : ENJOY
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,466 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Training? reviews
Naruto has just finished training and has hurt himself when Sasuke walks up "What do you want teme?" "Please dobe don't hurt yourself like this" I suck at summarys
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete