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Joined 04-14-10, id: 2327205, Profile Updated: 03-29-12
Author has written 4 stories for iCarly.

Yay! Someone is read my profile!

Name: Kimberley

Nickname: KimDangIt

Born:1601 31st Feb. Figure out my age now.

Fave colour: Eh, I don't really care.

Fave type of music: POOOOP.

Fave movies: Puss in Boots.

Hair colour: Brunette.

Fave song(s): Settle Down, Somebody I Used To Know etc

An iCarly Survey

Which fave line(s) from each character?


Sam: Show 'em the prank, Fred-wiener!
Freddie: Sure thing, Sam...jerk.
Sam: And that's why you're behind the camera.


Carly: Sign it!
Spencer: I don't even know what this is!
Carly: It's a contract that says, "I, Spencer Shay, hereby promise to never prank anybody again as long as ye shall live.".
Spencer: What is "ye"?
Carly: "Ye" is you, it sounds official! Sign it.
Spencer: And what if I don't?
Carly: Well then I might sneak into your room tonight and push a pillow over your face till you stop kicking.
Spencer: ...That's some pretty dark stuff.

Yesh it is (:


Freddie: Thank you, Cort. You can go now.
Cort: Go where?
Freddie: Wherever you came from. We've already decided who we're gonna hire.
Sam: [Smiling] We sure have!
Carly: Congratulations, Cort!
Freddie: What?

Search up Adrianna Rhode: She have amazing stories but she only has few reviews! Rawr!

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pasted anything on your profile, paste this on your profile

If you have a profile, paste this on your profile

If you like cows, paste this on your profile

If SEDDIE is better then CREDDIE, paste this on your profile

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your monthof birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

Are you sure?



If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)


1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservativeand aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. (yay)
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
soulmate. (NOOO)
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy and paste this into your profile. LOL I am a freak but I dont care what ppl think of me

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

95 of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are in the 5 that would shout 'Jump
JUMP JUMP JUMP...SPLAT. ... Woohoo!! ( Not really coz more ppl are hating Justin Bieber a lot now)

If you think Justin Bieber should go back to Canada, then copy and paste this to your profile.

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Kimberley
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Kimizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Red Cow
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Ngau Mm Jea Ley Wha Meh Ga. Cantonese. It's not actually Cantonese, it's the dialect.
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): DanKiKha. (POOOP)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Orange Coke
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): InKhada

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): POOOP
9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Sam... I was 5 alright!

"Try Not To Cry"

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

iCarly Pairings:




Victorious Pairing:






Glee Pairing (Yesh even I like it):





iThe Fight That Changed My Life:

Link for car-

Link for jeans-

Link for shirt-

When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thaned her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children.

Then on night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

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iKnew It: Freddie Benson by NinePiecesofEight reviews
Freddie and Sam are Best Friends. Until Sam moves to Illinois. They can't forget each other. But Freddie heard that Sam is moving to Seattle, same as him! Can they recognize each other? Can they also accept the treachery going on between them?
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,873 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B.
Time To Question iCarly by seddielovesham reviews
Questions for iCarly. Ask Questions!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,231 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iAm The Spawn Of Seddie by CommanderCousland reviews
Who was the little girl in iSpace Out? She's mischevious, she's smart, she's Seddie's kid. Told through her POV, how will Sam and Freddie react knowing they have a child from the future? Fic inspired by SarcasticLeaves' speculation, set during iSO.
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,574 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
iSee The Future by lareinesombre reviews
Sam and Freddie are happily married and they have four kids, but Sam has a secret; she can see the future. However, the future she sees is never happy nor good. Now, her own husband is in danger. *Seddie; Cibby*
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,242 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B.
iBe a Vampire by BowlingIsMyLife reviews
Freddie goes to visit his cousin. He is faced with danger and is turned into a vampire. Find out what he does when he returns to Seattle. Creddie story!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,045 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Carly S., Freddie B.
Dear Freddie by Transition88 reviews
Through letters we declared our young love. It was supposed to be perfect, he was supposed to be home in a few months. But then that Tuesday morning in September came, and everything changed. HIATUS
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,744 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
iAsk the Cast by rOcKeR4LiiF3 reviews
Hey everyone if you wanna ask the people from iCarly something here's your chance just send in some questions or dares and they'll answere them in iAsk the Cast
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 62,220 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 2/9/2010
The 'Good' in Goodbyes by toughgirl13 reviews
Sam and Freddie have been dating for a year now but when they broke up, each of them had a hard time on coping up with it. So when Sam left and came back after months, both of them have to struggle with the feelings that should've been long forgotten.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,971 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Falling For You by a5h13y 101 reviews
"You're falling for me." he whispered. I can't believe it but I wanted Freddie so bad right now. "Freddie, please stop." I touch his hand that was on my thigh quickly from going up more. Rated t for language and some mild sexual scenes action. Seddie!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,643 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P.
iAm a Teacher by chasingafterstarlight reviews
When Sam Puckett, Carly Shay and Freddie Benson all teach at the same school, things get interesting. Can a young boy and girl help bring Sam and Freddie together? Seddie, future fic.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,890 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Dear Freddie by Harrypotterlover56 reviews
I know when you read this I will be long gone... Sam writes a note to Freddie explaining why see is commiting suicide but just who finds it but Carly and did Sam really kill herself or did she just try? Warning: Mentions of suicide!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 11,309 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iWill Make Her Mine by xGirlxInxLovex reviews
Freddie is in love with Sam, but he will never admit it to her. What if he asks for Carly's help to become cool enough to win Sam's heart? I think it's gonna be hard for the blonde girl to keep hiding her feelings. Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,351 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
iLost my memory by xNomii reviews
Sam falls out of a tree and loses her memory, What happens when she and Freddie are getting really close, and she gets it back? Currently checking all the chapters on grammar mistakes and typos!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,931 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Summer Vacation 2 by Gabsikle reviews
It's Sam, Carly, and Freddie's summer vacation after their Sophomore year of college. The friends hope that this summer is full of happiness and good time. Lots of Seddie and Criffen fluff.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,100 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iAm Juliette Benson by hstyles reviews
It's 2026 now. What happened in the past 16 years? Seddie got married and had a girl named Juliette. Criffin got married and had a son named Jake. Jake and Juliette are dating. Oh! Also Spencer got married to Gibby's Mom and had a baby boy named Jackson.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,648 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
iBachelor by MacieRicky27 reviews
This is when they are all 22 and Freddie is the Bachelor. What will happen when Sam and Carly show up to be contestants? PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 20,673 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iLearn by chasingafterstarlight reviews
When it comes down to it, Madi Benson is a lot faster of a learner than her parents. Seddie, OC/OC Jodi , minor Cibby and Jalerie.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iAm the Bachelor by JamesLily96 reviews
When, Freddie Benson becomes the next bachelor on a popular T.V. show, trouble will sure ensue when a certain Sam Puckett shows up to be one of the bachelorette's.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,727 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Summer Vacation by Gabsikle reviews
This is a companion to my 12 Months stories. It's the summer after the iCarly gang's first year of college. As usual, there's Carly and Griffen drama, Carly tries out a relationship with a girl, and *gasp* Sam and Freddie drama. SEDDIE
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,625 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iTalk about Sam by Fiddlegirl reviews
Freddie talks to his children, Noah and Sadie, about their mother, Sam. It's a spin-off of iComa. Please enjoy!
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,146 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Freddie B. - Complete
iAsk a Question by Veronica.Heart reviews
Ask Questions from Carly,Sam,Freddie,Spencer,Gibby and Wendy!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,478 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010
iComa by Fiddlegirl reviews
Sam gets hurt and put into a coma. Freddie is the only one who wishes to stay with her. Will she wake up to his face? SEDDIE!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 30,947 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iAm here for you by HeyBulldogProductions reviews
Parties, Lies, Rape and Craig Berkowitz? After Sam gets raped at Wendy's sweet 16 who helps her throughout all of it? And is she pregnant? Seddie. T-rated for mature topics, sexual refernces, alcohol, and language
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,012 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
LaughingGas Love by Mixwe reviews
Carly and Ms. Benson take BOTH Freddie and Sam to the dentist. After Carly is distracted by a certain visitor, a loopy Sam goes off looking for her and finds someone else, someone just as loopy as she is. SEDDIE, plus a little Criffin
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,243 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iCant Remember by emma414 reviews
Sam wakes up after what happened before, but one very special person is missing from her memory. SEQUEL TO iGOT JEALOUS. I'm crap at summaries lol
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,235 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
iwant you back by Camfan2009 reviews
Basically Sam confesses her love to carly but carly ends up saying she only wants to be friends until sam leaves on vacation and while she is gone she realizes she did a mistake and plans to tell her when she returns but now sam has a gf
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,298 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Carly S., Sam P.
iGot Jealous by emma414 reviews
Sam sees Freddie and Carly and experiences emotion she's never felt before. Set right after iSpeed Date. My first fanfic
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Kidnapped by Petographers! by Ember12 reviews
When a new girl comes to town to join iCarly, two friends of her brother kidnap her and threaten iCarly. Could get Mature later on.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010
iCan't Choose by asdfghjll reviews
What would happen if Carly and Griffin never met? What if he met Sam instead? And what if a certain tech geek got jealous? Seddie & T for safety.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,150 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B.
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iThe Fight That Changed My Life reviews
Sam and Carly have a fight about a boy but for another reason. Causing them to break up. Sam is left hurt, who will come comfort her? Will Carly and Sam get together or survive the endless war?
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,519 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B.
iHaveMyAwesomeRainbowSocks reviews
Freddie visits Sam. How bad could that be? One-shot. Unless ppl want me to make another chapter
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
iHave A Secret reviews
Both Sam and Carly are hiding a secret from eachother. Will they ever tell eachother the secret? Or are they left to see a surprise?
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Carly S., Sam P.
iSay Why I'm Dating Gibby reviews
This is why Carly dates Gibby. Short but sweet. One-shot!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Carly S., Gibby