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Joined 04-14-10, id: 2327209, Profile Updated: 05-07-10
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Well hello everyone, I'm just one crazy bitch who likes to poke fun at gingers. I never liked gingers, even before South Park created the stereo type, they have no souls and I do remind my christian grandparents this almost every day.

Things I really don't like to read: MPREG; unless it already happened before the story, because I just don't think no matter what the circumstance(Unless you're Naruto) that can happen. I enjoy when that's out of the way and you have the MPREG children already in the story then that's cute! GENDERBENDER; How guys find guys dressed as girls attractive(Unless you're Butter's that's acceptable) if you're gay don't you want to be with another man not some girly twink?

So you know a lot of people have those couples they like, well I'll tell you a few of mine

South Park: Mole/Gregory, Kevin/Clyde, Kenny/Butters, Stan/Kyle, Craig/Tweek/Thomas, Damien/Pip, CurlyGoth/RedGoth, User!Stan/Stan, Ike/KinderGoth

Twilight: Sam/Jacob, Edward/Cedric(Who doesn't want to think about Rob P. fucking himself)

Yugioh: Yami/Yugi, Seto/Jou, Bakura/Ryou, Marik/Malik, Noa/Mokuba

Naruto: Sasuke/Naruto, Neji/Gaara, Kakashi/Iruka, Kankuro/Kiba

Harry Potter: Draco/Harry

Sky High: Warren/Will

Merlin: Arthur/Merlin

P&F: Ferb/Phineas

HSM: Troy/Ryan

Ben 10: Kevin/Ben

Star Wars: Vadar/Luke (Knowing they are father and son)

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Awkward Silence by UchiHime reviews
From the time he is six years old Harry lives with the Malfoy's as Draco's playmate. Complete summary inside. Eventually slash and mpreg. DMHP. Cover art courtesy of freedigitalphotos dot net
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 92,644 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 1,689 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
Light My Fire by HomegrownTerrorist reviews
It's senior year at Konoha High, for our favorite ukes & semes being the last year they'll let their hearts come out. Getting the guy might be easy, but what will happen when secrets are revealed and the past is catching up to them. Will love conqueror all or is the past too dark to get through? SasuNaru, NejiShika, GaaLee, ShinoKiba. Beware of pervertedness
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,317 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
My mate by ncalkins reviews
Nico's mom belonged to a race of cat-angels. The gene skiped his mom and awoke in him. Now he has to find him mate and try to control his instincts. I wonder how will Hades and Posiedon feel about Percy being his mate.SLASH nicoxpercy
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,813 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
Mating Age by Lone-Angel-1992 reviews
Jacob always feared becoming of mating age, and the reason was Sam, his alpha. Who with or without Jacob's consent will be the one to mate him. Slash, AU, Mpreg, and ABUSE. It's Completed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 21,743 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Picking Up the Pieces of a Lost Night by Squall Thrawn reviews
After being dumped by Gabriella, Troy just wants to drink and forget about it. But after a party at the Evanses, Troy wakes up unaware of the entire night's events. What happened? How much did he drink? And why did he wake up next to Ryan Evans? Tryan!
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 201,549 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Troy B., Ryan E.
Simple Kind Of Life by trulybliss08 reviews
This is a story about that crazy little thing we call love and its effects on relationships, but mostly its a story about 2 friends. Creekomas and now featuring Stolovan! Yes there will be Slash XD
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,785 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Clyde D.
Ow would you like to be my beetch tonight? by Mizuni-no-neko reviews
AU in 1919 it isn't normal to be gay. Other than that, Gregory is a normal man. That is, until Christophe DeLorne moves in next door. Gregory/Christophe M for later chapters
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,949 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Christophe, Gregory
Christmas Gift Drabbles 2009 by michelerene reviews
Chapter four for The Cereal Killer. Naruto refused to look at his watch as he limped down the snow covered sidewalk, his body shivering from the cold. All he could think of was the look on Sasuke's face when he said "I won't wait."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,427 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Complete
I Guess We Are reviews
Kyle resists snapping his pencil in two as Clyde now asks the same thing that at least half the school's population has asked him. STYLE
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete