Piotr's girl
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Author has written 5 stories for Batman the Animated Series, and X-Men: Evolution.
Woohoo! Somebody done been to the Wal-Mart!

Ohh, ohh, ohh! Ahem. Hey ya'll. Piotr's girl here. Actually, ya can call me Kitty. Or Kat. Or Kitty-Kat. Whatever's easier for you. I am not a Shadowcat clone, nor do I purposely try to copy her, but we look strangely alike if I put my hair up like her, which I do quite often. It's all uber-odd, so... um... yeah.

So picture this: A 17 year old girl from Florida, who almost sounds like Rogue only with a better truer accent, and has nothing better to do than sit and look at the computer. This is rather odd, yes?

And in case you're wondering... I just recently discovered that I do infact have powers! Yeah! I can make oatmeal cookies fall from the heavens, I can manipulate water (... somehow... I dunno...) and I am rather good at beating the crap out of Kitty Pryde. It's great. I also discovered that Abraham Lincoln is my brother. I think. That's what I was told. There again, I was also told that Mystique is Magneto's mom and Pietro is Rogue's dad. Anyone else confused?

I also recently recieved a John Deere tractor, a novelty gun-shaped lighter (courtesy of Sparkie) and a propane torch for my birthday. Isn't it great? I got to randomly torch things in my backyard for my birthday. Sooo fun.

Oh yeah, and me and my friend April started a cult. It is the infamous Cult of the Flaming Penguins... we say this because our manager Donna looks like a penguin when she wears her suit to work... so when April called her a faggot penguin, "Nay I say! I say Nay! Shit, can't she just be a flaming penguin?" And there is our name. We meet once a month to shoot at chickens with BB guns and drink kool-aid. 'Tis fun. *makes 3-toed sloth noises*

Claynus- From now on, young Kathranus, you shall be known as the crazy sexy redneck girl from the far side of the plantation with the jacked up red golfcart. You should be proud. (A very inspirational speech given to me by the idiot across the street who almost got me and my friends arrested when he drove someone's push-cart into a 5-foot ditch at 11 pm. Nice, uh? And funny thing is, I'm older than him.)

Tomas: Can I get a lay-up?
Ledford: Lay-up!
Tomas: Ya might be the godfather, but that was weak. The seargant of arms has been angered.
Ledford: The seargant of arms is about to fail this class.
Tomas: And we're on the hiiii-way ta hay-yell...
Ledford: And you just scored an A.
Tomas: Yessa! Lay-up! Lay-up for the godfather!
Ledford: Lay-up!
Tomas: Lay-up! Bow down to the master, Lord Ledford of Lichtenstein!
Half-aker: Who's stine is he lickin'?
Jimbo the Bimbo: Your mom's.
Ledford: Man, that was crucial.
Jimbo the Bimbo: That's not what your mom was screaming last night.

And such are the conversations in PreCalc every day. Baldwinites suck. And unfortunately, I am one of them. Pity me.

Yeah so um, if ya ever wanna e-mail me, it's [email protected] My other one doesn't work.

So G'day! All my love, Piotr's girl

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From Morality to Wisdom by melissarxy1 reviews
Chapter 19 FINALLY up Another teenage Pete story. Main pairings Kete, Romy. The rating may go up
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,825 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 6/20/2004
Walking Alongside the Devil by RoguesHeart reviews
Rogue has kept a secret hidden from the Xmen. A secret so elusive...so dramatic that it could shake the very foundations in which the xmen have been built upon. . . She's...ROMY
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,460 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/22/2005 - Published: 5/17/2004 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L.
What Was Magneto Thinking? by Queen of Gambitia Minion reviews
Magneto has a new mission for the Acolytes...(FIN)
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,358 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/11/2005 - Published: 6/8/2004
The Truth Behind The Mutants by DarkJadedRose reviews
Why is Xavier really in a wheelchair? What's Logan's biggest secret? What does Scott really do when he says he's studying? Here is the truth of our favorite and not so favorite characters.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,729 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/7/2004 - Published: 1/5/2004
Boys Will be Boys by The Third Biker Scholar reviews
{Sequel to Girls Night In} Its the day after the sleepover, and let the games begin! teh many revenges, The Return of Remy and Kurt, and the mysterious fate of Even! and just why has Lance been acting so strange?.......
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,596 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/28/2004 - Published: 3/18/2004
Beauty and the Beast by Regina the Queen of Random reviews
Jennifer Reed is the only teacher at Bayville High who accepts the X-Men. One day she meets the man she replaced at the school, Hank McCoy - the Beast.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 41,395 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/26/2004 - Published: 10/8/2003
THE ALLEGIANCE OF MARY SUES ATTACKS! by ninjamonkey reviews
The title speaks for itself.....They are bent on making the men of Bayville fall in love with them. What will our poor X-men do? (Pg for the frying of Disney characters and Shandi the killer Boy Scout. READ AND REVIEW! ch.6 is up)
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,427 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/21/2004 - Published: 11/10/2003
Let us party! by RoguesHeart reviews
The brotherhood decides to have a party. They invite Rogue and the Acolytes.. What kind of craziness should ensue? Couples be introduced!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,930 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/21/2004 - Published: 12/13/2003
I just remembered by Fissie reviews
COMPLETED One of Magneto's Acolytes is left behind on the battlefield. He wakes up in Xavier's mansion suffering from amnesia. Will he get his memory back? Romy?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,923 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/19/2004 - Published: 11/21/2003 - Complete
Thief of Spirits by Eternity's Voice reviews
What if Rogue never ended up with the X-Men...or Mystique? A certain Cajun beat them to her and won't let go. Trapped in a secret world where corruption is inevitable, can the pair beat the odds and find love? Or will the LeBeaus’ past destroy them?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 98,173 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/1/2004 - Published: 11/1/2003
Girls Night In by The Third Biker Scholar reviews
the girls of the mansion unwind for the night, but with some unexpected people listening in. and just what sort of game is Tabby talking about? read and find out! (Complete and Sequel posted!)
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,529 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/5/2004 - Published: 11/14/2003 - Complete
On The Cilla Sofa by Sparkie-thewateringcan reviews
A lovely valentine's day story: Mesmero gets a bump on the head that causes him to think he is Cupid. Result: The worst couplings in Evo fanfic history! COMPLETE!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,006 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 2/17/2004 - Published: 1/25/2004 - Complete
Strangers with Candy by gonewiththepixiestix reviews
The Acolytes attempt to get newbies by kidnapping Xavier's new recruits. 1st up: Rahne. What happens when she meets Sabortooth, who's part cat? [fic by Mai]
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,535 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/16/2004 - Published: 11/15/2003
Petite Soeur by AngieX reviews
XXNew Chapter upXX The name means little sister in French. Remy takes on a new responsibility when his parents die, leaving him with a little sister to take care of. Things are going fine until she gets her powers! ROMY!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 113,995 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/26/2003 - Published: 4/18/2003
Flammable Icing and Barbie Dolls by Fatal Instigator reviews
Magneto's b'day is coming up, and it's up to the Acolytes to throw it! Unfortunately they are complete idots, so good times ahead! Discontinued
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,902 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/20/2003 - Published: 1/15/2003 - Complete
High School Stereotypes by Fatal Instigator reviews
Upon realizing that his plan to wipe out humanity is never going to work, Magneto sends his Acolytes to recruit a few of Xavier’s students, for his next mission. Discontinued
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 6/7/2003
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Misadventures of the Batsquad reviews
General randomness. Batman decides that they should become evil, and... well... it's the batkids, so it's not going as planned. Throw in an evil Bat-cat and you have my random story. Please read and review! Thanks, guys. Chapter 2 up, by the way!
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/20/2004 - Published: 6/14/2004
Search of the Unknown reviews
OC- Natalie Wayne never expected to move outside her country community. But what happens when visions of the lost bring her to Bayville? And what's with her crazy eyes? Chapter 11 up! PG-13 for some language. Please review, cookies for all!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,900 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/20/2004 - Published: 1/26/2004
Special XMen reviews
Special Ed prankcalls the X-Men continuously. Result: Utter chaos. Sheer stupidity never looked so good. Throw in a couple of joints... you have my story. Reposted and better than last, enjoy my lovelies!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/10/2004
Seems it's always crazy times reviews
Oooh it's a serious songfic. lol it's all Romy with Crazy Times by Jars of Clay. New territory for me. I claim this land in the name of Rivopia! kidding. But it's a touchy and controversial subject, but it's probably my best. Please review, I'd give you a
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1/8/2004
Tim's Cheerleader Trials reviews
Tim joins the cheersquad! Wait, What the heck was he thinking? Laughter is sure to follow. Read on for his trials and tribulations!
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,575 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/15/2003 - Published: 10/27/2002