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Joined 04-14-10, id: 2327595, Profile Updated: 12-07-11
Author has written 17 stories for Lord of the Rings, Chronicles of Ancient Darkness, Fire Within, Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, and Iliad.

Hi!

I'm never-strike-twice; in case you haven't worked that out, it's a reference to lightning.

My favourite book is The Lord of the Rings, closely followed by The Chronicles of Ancient Darkness.

My favourite film is Mulan and my favourite TV programme is Dr Who, although I also love Torchwood to the point of insanity.

My favourite quote is 'Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die'.

Current favourite joke: Q) What's grey and can't climb trees?

A) A carpark.

Stupidest joke:

Person 1: What's green, hangs on a wall and whistles?

Person 2: I don't know, what's green, hangs on a wall and whistles?

Person 1: A herring.

Person 2: What? But a herring isn't green!

Person 1: You could paint it green.

Person 2: A herring doesn't hang on a wall.

Person 1: You could hang it on a wall.

Person 2: But a herring doesn't whistle!

Person 1: Noo, so I lied about the whistle.

I like singing, dancing, horseriding and reading.

If you still have any interest in my life, follow me on Twitter. My name is Neverstrike2 (it was too long!)

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Rocky Relationship by MinervaEvenstar reviews
During a Marauder luncheon, Sirius and Remus banter with so many rock-related puns it makes James and Peter want to 'stone' them to death. Oneshot including SiriusRemus slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/14/2011 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] James P., Peter P. - Complete
Marriage, Babies and Hatred by anonymous23.19 reviews
It is six months after the Final Battle, Voldemort has been defeated but wizard kind is encountering a new problem - extinction. Enter a new law - a compulsory Marriage Law...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 127 - Words: 251,867 - Reviews: 1664 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 6/28/2009
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Magical Matching reviews
Set in Sixth Year. Sirius and Remus discuss adoption (from an entirely hypothetical perspective) and whether it would be unethical for magical parents to choose to adopt only magical children. Oneshot. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2014 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Father's Love reviews
Set in book sixteen - Zeus does not want Sarpedon to be killed by Patroclus. Basically an attempt to explore a fascinating limit on the power of the Greek gods. First attempt to write an Iliad fanfiction. Please read and review!
Iliad - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/9/2013
Blue Jeans and Sand reviews
RemusxSirius oneshot based on the prompt 'blue jeans and sand'. Remus doesn't want to take off his jeans to swim in the sea. That sounds a bit disturbing, sorry. It's not meant to, I just don't know how to rephrase it. Just fluff, I swear! From Sirius' perspective. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
One Date reviews
Set after the Atlantis Complex, this is the story of the 'one date' Holly and Trouble have. Please R & R, it's better than this, I just can't write summaries.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,029 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Holly S., Trouble K. - Complete
Bow ties are cool reviews
Remus looks up to find Sirius dressed like the eleventh Doctor. Around 6th year. Taken slightly out of time, since the 11th Doctor wasn't around then. Bow tie and Stetson included. Slash. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Orange reviews
Set after Ron gets splinched when in 'Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows'. Hermione finally notices something about Ron that has been staring her in the face for years. And he's unconcious. Oneshot. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Of coming out and electromagnets reviews
Basically what the title suggests. Slightly physics related. SiriusxRemus. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Failed attempt reviews
Remus is ambushed and kissed by Sirius. Don't really know what else to say without giving the story away. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Who's the sidekick? reviews
James Potter and Sirius Black are relaxing at Hogwarts, when suddenly it occurs to James that they don't know which one of them is the sidekick and which is the cool one. A rather pointless argument ensues. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/27/2011 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Do dreams come true? reviews
Head Girl Lily Evans wakes up from a dream about Head Boy, James Potter, confused about her feelings, but running out of reasons to stay away. Oneshot. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Worth a try reviews
Not in any way Rose/Albus. No particular point. One of Albus' friends has a sudden interest in Rose. Possible Rose/Scorpius undertones. I'm really bad at summaries - please read!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Albus S. P., Rose W. - Complete
A relationship based on trust reviews
The romance between Stebbins and Fawcett who are very breifly mentioned in book four. Hard to write a summary, I haven't made a very good job of it. Please read and review! The main characters won't show up, because they aren't on the character list.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/28/2010
Like wine to her reviews
Ginny mooning about Harry. Oneshot. Set at the beginning of Ginny's third year. Despite title, no reference to drinking. Better than it sounds, I'm just no good at writing summaries. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Insecure reviews
Hord's life, focusing on the little things that made him the insecure almost-man that he is in Wolf Brother.
Chronicles of Ancient Darkness - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,993 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010
The new baby reviews
Zanna's baby is born. She was all set to call it David...but it's a girl. Better than that sounds, but I'm bad at summaries. Please read and review.
Fire Within - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Complete
The Ice Maiden reviews
Oneshot. Faramir visits Eowyn in the gardens. No real plot, but not just lovey-dovey drabble. Please R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Eowyn, Faramir - Complete
Maybe a little too much beer reviews
Pippin gets drunk and goes to visit Frodo. Only Rosie is at home. Set at end of The Lord of the Rings. Oneshot
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Peregrin T., Rosie C. - Complete