ColdSeptemberNights
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Joined 04-14-10, id: 2327665, Profile Updated: 01-17-12
Author has written 2 stories for Kingdom Hearts, and Harry Potter.

This account died. I apologize. Wanna find me? Read my stuff? Go to the account name

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I spolozie for any inconvinence but the email account set up with this account was hacked and I do not wish for anyone to have access to this account either. Again, wanna find me? Go toooo! the account listed above(:


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If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

92 percent of the English teen pouplation would be dead if Abecrombia and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath.Copy and paste this in your profile if you are the 8 percent who would be laughing their asses off at the others.

If you think child abuse is horrible copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you don't believe life is fair shit...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you still watch kiddy movies, copy and paste this into your profile.

January ~ I killed
February ~ I smelled
March ~ I ran naked with
April ~ I jumped
May ~ I ate
June ~ I shot
July ~ I danced with
August ~ I loved
September ~ I kissed
October ~ I robbed
November ~ I slapped
December ~ I stabbed

-Pick the day you were born on-

1 ~ A banana
2 ~ A homeless guy
3 ~ A house
4 ~ A mop
5 ~ Barney the dinosaur
6 ~ A sock
7 ~ A stripper
8 ~ My lover
9 ~ My teacher
10 ~ An iPod
11 ~ A movie star
12 ~ A phone
13 ~ An angel
14 ~ A drunk guy
15 ~ A crack head
16 ~ A pillow
17 ~ A cat
18 ~ A teletubby
19 ~ A homo
20 ~ Paris Hilton
21 ~ A dog
22 ~ A bird
23 ~ Elmo
24 ~ A rock star
25 ~ My toothbrush
26 ~ A glass of milk
27 ~ The kool-aid man
28 ~ A French fry
29 ~ A lesbian
30 ~ An emo
31 ~ A snowman

-Pick the color of the shirt you wearing-

White ~ Because a hoe stole my taco.
Black ~ Because the voices told me to.
Pink ~ Because I wanted to.
Red ~ Because I’m bringing sexy back!
Brown ~ because I’m on crack.
Polka dots ~ Because insanity is fun!
Purple ~ cuz I’m gangsta my home skillett and biscutz.
Gray ~ because I’m cool like dat
Green ~ Because big bird told me to.
Orange ~ because I’m a good girl.
Maroon ~ Because I know kung-fu.
Turquoise ~ Because I was chasing the leprechaun.
Blue ~ Because that’s how I roll!
Tye dye ~ because I’m a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so!
Yellow ~ Because the hippies kidnapped me in the middle of the night.
None ~ Because The aliens did experiments on me.

-Now read it all together and laugh at yourself!

I loved an angel because a hoe stole my taco. ... lol

If you think Captain Jack Sparrow and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean-- are made for each other and that, no matter how wonderfully wonderful Will Turner may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, copy and paste this into your profile!

If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you went to save Jack just because you missed him, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own drummer, and having a heck of a better time than other people. If you're unique, copy and paste this in your profile.

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Simple As by ElGal reviews
Harry and the gang return to Hogwarts for their eighth year to take their NEWTs. EWE. Slash. M for sexual content and language. Fluff to the max. REWRITTEN.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,359 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 8/14/2011 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
綺麗な青: Kirei na Ao by Tsukisamu Sayako reviews
Meaning "Beautiful Blue", a collection of ficlets/drabbles for Sora/Roxas. From the silly to the depressing. From the mundane to the exotic. Ficlet 50: "Dreams say a lot about a person's state of mind..."
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 27,981 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Sora, Roxas - Complete
Sweet Shorts by xthhkshgdoaif reviews
Collection of BardxFinny drabbles and short stories, drastically reorganized as of 8/1/2012. Chapter 51: Bard gets Finny tangled up in a high school drama mess that neither can get out of alone.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 20,253 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Baldroy, Finnian
That Dream that you Chased by louderandlouder reviews
AU. KeyToDestiny and DancingFlames are widely known over the internet.No one knows who they are, though. It is only known that one of them has two 'keys' tattoed and the other has piercing green eyes... AkuRoku Zemyx Soriku CloudVin FULL SUMMARY INSIDE
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 158,788 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Axel, Roxas
Draco Harry One Shots of Slash by Galadriell reviews
All my Drarry One Shots in one place. Heavy slash warnings for most of the stories. All kinds - funny, OOC, romantic, angst... You name it, I've got it. Each chapter gets better, believe me.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,086 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Precious Fetish by Cola Karmon reviews
How Draco Malfoy went about becoming an underwear thief. Eighth Year fic. Warnings for language and sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,185 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Mars by MarMarBinks reviews
My first chapter story! A mysterious girl appears in the Turtles lives. She knows everything about them, but all they know about her is her name, "Mars." Rated for Raph's mouth and later violence. Don/April & later pairings.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,534 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Complete
Legs of Distraction by olimakiella reviews
Harry gives us his version of how Draco re-entered his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,141 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Will you be my daddy? by FanofBellaandEdward reviews
After Draco divorced from Daphne, Scorpius is set on finding a second daddy, since Draco told him he only loves men. He has even made a list. Then he meets Harry and he's dead set on getting him as a second daddy. Will he succeed? Slash,MPreg,bit AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 210,979 - Reviews: 5422 - Favs: 4,174 - Follows: 2,405 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Teddy L., Scorpius M. - Complete
Too Stubborn by MarMarBinks reviews
One-shot. Leo and Mikey follow the Elite Guard to a warehouse and a fight erupts. Oh yeah, and there's a bomb. Mikey learns what he's eldest brother would do for him. There is a hint of blood, not much though, but I'll go with T to be safe!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Leonardo, Michelangelo - Complete
A Hundred Firsts by dreadilion reviews
A hundred firsts in Bard and Finian's relationships, like their first meeting, first kiss, first fight, etc. M for later chapters
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,037 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Baldroy, Finnian
Must Have Done Something Right by MissPronounced reviews
Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy occupy the two extreme ends of the Hogwarts social ladder. Against all odds, they meet in the middle in their sixth year, and it's nothing short of scandalous. Rated M. Eventual slash. Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 70 - Words: 202,151 - Reviews: 3432 - Favs: 1,603 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Mating Season by XxChocoMelloxX reviews
It's mating season for demons and Sebastian is at his wits end. Finally, he rapes Ciel and doesn't know it. Then Sebastian has some family troubles back home. And demons aren't forgiving. SebCiel SomaxAgni yaoi mpreg rape
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 63,243 - Reviews: 1477 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Germany and Italy Short by theassofiron reviews
Sex.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Wayward Owls and Pub Hunts by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Pigwidgeon develops a crush on Draco Malfoy's owl, it's up to Harry to retrieve the lovelorn animal. Again. Harry should probably do something about keeping Pig contained... This is being turned into an amazing comic by ile-o on Deviantart. SO GOOD! Adult content advisory, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,997 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 141 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Guilty Pleasure by h4kupwns reviews
Who could resist a passed out Kyle? K2 oneshot, now a twoshot by request. -
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,650 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Last Game of the Year by TheIceRose reviews
It's the last game of Stan's senior year, and Kyle is waiting for him.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Fine Dining by Lycaenida-Zephyr reviews
AkuRoku one-shot, begins with lemon, ends with lemon : the general from me, blindfolds, kitchen tables etc etc *smirks*
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Vocabulary Gaps by Dlvvanzor reviews
Needless to say, it was going to be difficult to explain the definition of 'Al Gore shower' to the genius detective who was only going to understand the most technical of descriptions. Oneshot LxLight, Light POV Fluff. Reposted.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Dryer Machine by Labe reviews
Random sequence of Questions. A jealous Yazoo, a worker Loz, a broken dryer e. .. a pink dildo ...Anal, AU/AR, COMPLETE, Fet, HJ, Inc, Language, M/M, Oneshot, Oral, Toys, Yaoi
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Loz, Yazoo
Busy Thursdays by TotallyObsessive reviews
When work starts to pile up and the stress just keeps coming, there seems to be only one place for refuge. At that special time when no one else is around, the two servants can finally get together for that much needed stress relief- BardxFinn Mature
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,620 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Finnian, Baldroy - Complete
A Sick Day by ShiniBarton reviews
Reno gets sick and Rude takes care of him. -YAOI-
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Rude, Reno - Complete
Breaking by FearfulCaptainBiffElderberry reviews
Sometimes Finny forgets his own strength. Finny/Ciel. Crack.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Finnian, Ciel P. - Complete
Saying I love you by meme12 reviews
Bard x Finian pairing from Kuroshitsuji! Fans out there pls enjoy!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,001 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Baldroy, Finnian - Complete
Enlightnment by DarkAngelJaganshi-Kurama reviews
Draco comes home to find his husband in an upsetting state. One shot. Slight Mpreg. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Morning After by ff-kh-luvrgrl reviews
Morning After Axel and Roxas' first timeAkuRoku, lemon yay, Yaoi, AU
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
No matter what by FluffyBookwurm reviews
Harry comes home to find Draco out of sorts….. HPDM, slash!, mpreg, fluff, OOC, One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/26/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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10 Things I Hate About Riku reviews
At Destiny High School theres an outcast, that outcast is feared and everyone know better then to mess with him, but what happens when the badass starts falling in love? And what of his haunting memories? Roughly Based on movie 10 Things I hate About You.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,842 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Sora, Riku
Sweet Tooth Drabbles reviews
A collection of Drarry Drabbles. Forever Ongoing if the muses strike me well. Warnings: Language, Ginny Bashing, Yaoi, Sexual Situations, at times Idiot!Harry and Slutty!Draco, and mentions of Albus X Scorpius
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.