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hi :)

nice to meet ya.

call me "Alice"

i dont bite...much =3 jk

im a huge fan of fanfiction. (:

i have read and seen alot of anime & manga, so

if u want to read or see some good manga and anime,

feel free to ask me.

i did put down some that i know of, but i havent been on in a while

and didnt up data, i've read so many that if i type them up,

i'd have to make a hole new account lol X3

but um, yes =] ask me, i would love to tell u some amazing storys n' stuff.

umm, i am a weird person but a great friend and proud ^.^

i guess u can say i dont have much of a life cuz all i do is eat, breath, and sleep manga.

and i like it... hehe :3

talk to me, i like to make friend, and i will say this now...




so um YEAH!

i forgot to say!

need any anime and manga sites?


hmmk, people. i know its long, but bear with me, have a great life and umm,yeah...

buhbye ;))

This might as well be a fail 'about me',oh well.Eh, im bad at introductions... same with other stuff.Im a kid,not a child or a baby. I may not know everything, i may be slow at understanding things, i may not like you in any sort of way but i see myself as a good person, but not everyone's 'good' or nice. I guess that's life and we cant expect what we want to. Almost everyone says cruel things to me, it can be hurtful at times but Eh, it's the usual thing.I dislike a lot of things and like somethings. I don't make decisions. My family... i have no words to describe them. I don't like them but i don't hate them (sometimes). I'm always unsatisfied, and im a miserable kid, but hey isn't everyone miserable at some point? Im not gonna complain since i bet other kids have it worse. But, for the moment its about me, i shall complain. i get annoyed pretty easily. i can tell who's good or bad. friend's are the only thing that make's me happy. i love to listen to music and play the violin.i guess...uh...'nuff said.

i am also a Sasuke/Sakura fan, so NO DISING OF THAT CUPPLE!

I'm a huge fan of anime :) Naruto's my favorite

Here are some other anime that i like...

Shugo Chara


Junjo Romantica

Fruits Basket

Pandora Hearts


Ouran High School Host Club

Black Cat

Kyo Kara Moah

Alice 19th

Pearl Pink

Faster Than A Kiss

Koukou debut (A.K.A: High School Debut)

kaichou wa maid-sama

Vampire Knight


Hana To Akuma

Barajou no Kiss (still on-going)


Ai Hime ~ to Ai Himegoto


Absolute Boyfriend *this one made me cry really hard at the end, R.I.P Night :'(*

Hana ni Arashi (A.K.A: Flower In A Storm)

Suki-tte Ii na yo (A.K.A: Say I Love You *still on going*)


Love Celeb (DONT NOT READ IF U R UNDER THE AGE OF 18!!! *tho i wish they would continue*)

Hoshigari Love Dollar (DO NOT READ IF U R UNDER THE AGE OF 18!!! * i thought they ended it, but i guess they are still continuing which makes me SO FREAKIN HAPPY!!!! XD YAY!!*)

Bitter Vergin (amazing, but so sad...i wished they would continue...)

Adarshan no Hanayome (cute, wish they would continue)

Moe Kare (MUST BE 18 OR OLDER TO READ!!! *idk HOW many times i've cried in this manga, its just so freaking amazing, i pray to GOD for them to continue!! one of THE best ever!!*)

It's Not Like That, Darling (18 AND UP!*i loved this manga[like the rest]but the way the ended the story was like a cifthanger,they need to continue to explain what happens next, but still AWESOME!)

Boku ni Natta Watashi (18 AND UP! *i LOVED this manga, AMAZING!! i wish they would continue!!! PLEASE!!!*)

Oniichan Control (18 AND UP!!!* this manga is stil on going, but its freakin' WERID, one of the weirdest things i've read...but some how, i liked it...*)

Yoru MadenMatenai (i guess 18 AND UP!!! *wonderful, brilliant, just charming!!!! LOVED IT!!! GAH, HOW CAN THEY END IT LIK THAT??!! I NEED MORE!!*)

AAA ( oh, how i wish they would continue!!! pleaseee!!!!)


1/3 no Kareshi (one shot, and cute as ever!!)


Cherry Juice (i wanted to cried sooo many times in this story!! i SO HOPE TO GOD that they make another season of it!! this is the type of story's that i like, it is amazing!!!)

Bokutaci wa Shitte Shimatta (AMAZING, they need to hurry up and update already!!!!)

Dengeki Daisy (this is a wonderful story that everyone should read. wanna know why?? cuz its made by the same person who created "Beast Master" which IS THE BEST, but i think this one just toped even Naruto, which takes some skill! i really hope they update this, i mean, i've said that for alot, but out of all of them, i want this to be first!! best EVER!)

Otokomae Beads Club (i really enjoyed this one, wish they would continue)

Thousand Years Of Snow (awesome, needs to hurry up and update. they also made Ouran High School Host Club, which is also amazing.)

Asa mo, Hiru mo, Yoru mo (very cute)

Giri Koi (amazingly sweet, cute, and everything good! i wish they would continue!!)

Help!! (TOOOO CUTE!!!!! more!!!)

Hanatsuki Hime (ONE OF THE BEST EVER!! i almost cried!!! amazing, i wish they would continue, cuz they didnt end it very well, its like a clift hanger, NO FAIR!!)

Shounen Dolls (OMG, BEST, EVER, AWESOME, AMAZING, CUTE!!!! i hope they update soon!! like i mean SOON. i LOVE this one!!!)

Favorite Quotations:

' If you see me, run in the other direction ] '

'Stop talking, im out of Aspirin...'

'When i snap you'll be the first to go!!'

'Go ahead, piss me off...i've got TONS of closet space...'

'I love it when you look at me because i know for a second i've crossed your mind.'

'Give me coffee and no one gets hurt...'

'When you get caught staring, remeber, he was staring back : '

"All I want to know is who the man is that looked at a cow and said "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them."

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║║║║╔╗║╔╗║╚╝║║║║╚╝║╔╗ Naruto! GO ON DO IT! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!!


FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?' and walk away.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!!

Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so ugly, ANBU thought she was in the second level of the curse mark, and kicked her butt.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shiet thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'dayummmmm!'
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so fat she made fun of Chouji for being skin and bones
Karin is so fat that when Lee was doing her, he gave up.
Karin is so ugly, They made her join ANBU just so they can put a mask on her
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the "hidden" villages.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the

Replace Karin with Ino if you hate her too

Sakura: Do I ever cross your mind?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Do you like me?
Sasuke: Not really
Sakura: Do you want me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you cry if I left?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you live for me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you do anything for me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Choose--me or your life?
Sasuke: My life
Sakura runs away in shock and pain and Sasuke runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.

Girl:Slow down, i'm scared.

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, slow down.

Guy:Now give me a big hug

She gave him a big hug

Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people
were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the
breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she
loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he
would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.

9 Things I Hate About Everyone:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? I'mma kick their asses!

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 bucks to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the heck? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground which aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

You KNOW you're obsessed with Naruto when:

1. You make a leaf village head protector.

2. You actually take the time to learn the jutsu hand motions. (heheh, it's fun though!)

3. Everytime you put your glasses on you whisper 'Sharingan!'.

4. You dye your hair pink to get the 'Naturally Sakura' look.

5. You want people to refer to you as 'The 6th hokage'

6. You keep butter knives in your pocket and call them kunais.

7. You drew the Uchiha clan symbol on the back of your new jean jacket. (guilty...)

8. You name your dog Akamaru.

9. You throw sand at people and etch the symbol for 'Love' in Japanese on the side of your forehead. (Don't forget the eyeliner!)

10. You ask the chicken you ate last night to lend you some chakra.

11. You let a rabid snake bite you, hoping to get the seal.

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My name is Sarah

I am but three,

my eyes are swollen

I cannot see

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could've made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong,

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long.

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark,

My folks aren't home.

When mommy does come,

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight.

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now,

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says it's my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!" I scream

But it's now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse: MAKE IT STOP!!

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

girl meets a boy on a messenger

crazy1 86: hey baby!!

h0tNsPiCy91: who is this??

crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!

h0tNsPiCy91: oh really... quit lyin! who is this??

crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...

crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true.

crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.

crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.

crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight...

h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?

crazy1 86:dont worry... ill take very good care of you...

crazy1 86 had signed off.

The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly.

Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out.

Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.

PART 2...

Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid.

One night he was on the computer and received an instant message.

h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!

2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?

h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.

2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.

2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?

h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?

h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister.

h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.

2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.

h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.

h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.

h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.

h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.

The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!"


This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you!


A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it

They were looking through peoples

The girl slowly came upon this one

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die.

Went to a party Mom...

I went to a party,
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom,
so I had a sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
that I didn't drink and drive,
though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right.
The party finally ended,
and the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece.
I never knew what was coming, Mom,
something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
the kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.

My own blood's all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
this girl is going to die.

I'm sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high.
Because he chose to drink and drive,
now I would have to die.

So why do people do it, Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven,
put ' Mommy's Girl' on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter,
Mom I'm getting really scared
These are my final moments,
and I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say, 'I love you, Mom!'
So I love you and goodbye.

Please post this on your profile.

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

"I hate you. I love you.

I freaking hate you. I freaking love you.

I hate you so much. I love you so much.

I hate you the most. I love you the most.

But I hate you. But I love you.

Go away. How long?

Forever. Are you sure?

Yes. Okay.

I hate you. I hate you. I hate you.

Where are you?"

"I didn't realize it.

I couldn't realize it.

And it's because you were the one who pushed me away.

I wanna run in the cold air so that I can feel nothing.

Become Numb.

No heat to keep me at normal body temperature.

Become Ice.

You turn my heart upside down.

If the only thing to


the one you love

was to kill them

would you be able to do it?"

"When one loves...there is the risk of hate." - Sasuke Uchiha

"You're the petals that make me a flower.

You're the light that makes me glow.

You're the star that fills my sky.

You're the love that takes up my heart".

"I never told you to look back.

I never told you to walkaway.

I never told you to open your eyes.

I never told you to shut the hell up.

I never told you to stop being an insane idiot.

I never told you I was hurting inside.

I never told you how deeply in love I fell for you

It was all because you weren't listening when the whole time I was screaming from the bottom of my Heart.

It's too late."

"My body aches for your touches.

My eyes search for your face everyday.

My lips want yours so badly.

My hands need to be intertwined with yours.

My arms need to wrap around you as we embrace.

My mind doesn't know why.

It's too late...

I fell in love with you unknowingly.

You waltzed right in and changed my life. Just when I was getting used to you, you leave without a word.

I can't respond because I don't know how to react.

So I just smile at you and walkaway,

since it's better than thinking about what you said


"With love comes pain with pain comes love, but then why do(es) you, I, he or she always keep searching. Wanting, Yearning for it.

We're suppose to be those two clueless teenagers who won't fall in love.

You're the idiot. I'm the ignorant.

But unlike them it's unrequited since I'm the only one who fell.

I'm listening to every beat of this song. I'm following every piece of lyric. And I end up(end up) thinking of you. But that's the price I have to pay, for loving you.

I could say these three words 1,000 times and you still don't turn around.

I can tell you tune my words out. I can tell you don't care.

So I'll keep my distance and watch over you when you're in trouble.

But I won't speak. No I won't speak to you, because you won't listen.

You won't care.

And I'll let you be happy, happier without me.

Since I'm only your silent lover.

Not real, because this all is make believe."

"Two weeks together, two weeks that's all it took for me to fall in love with you."- Savanna (Dear John)

"I tremble, I swear I do I can't control the reason why.

Whether being near you is the cause,

I have no clue.

My heart somehow picks up pace,

anticipating your next action.

But I turn away for I am afraid, afraid

to lose you. to care for you.

to realize I can't spend a single day without seeing you

and it pains me so badly,

i'm such a COWARD"

Kiss on the stomach--"lets have sex"
Kiss on the Forehead --"Forever you will be mine"
Kiss on the Ear --"I'm horny"
Kiss on the Cheek --"We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand --"I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck --"We belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder --"I want you"
Kiss on the Lips --"I love you" OR "I want you"
Holding Hands --"We can learn to love each other"
Slap on the Butt --"That's mine"
Playing with the Ear --"I can't live without you"
Holding on tight --"Don't let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes --"Don't leave me"
Playing with Hair on Head --"Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist --"I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing --"I am completely comfortable with you"

35 Things to do when your in Walmart! - UPDATED-

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

16. Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly when they take one.

17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!" when the cashier tells you the price.

18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs.

19. Start a fish-stick fight.

20. Walk up to random people, give them bear hugs, and say very loudly that you missed them and they never really did get that dandruf shampoo you recommended.

21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!"

22. Attempt to fly off a high shelf.

23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner."

24. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store.

25. Whisper "I know your 'little' secret" to people in the checkout lines.

26. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.

27. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..."

28. Ask the clerk to make a page saying "If there is an Edward in the store, Bella is looking for you at the main info desk".

29. See how many cans of frosting you can open and thoroughly lick without getting caught.

30. Go to a person with a shopping cart full of merchandise and demand a ride in the basket.

31. Practice your juggling with a few Grade-A eggs.

32. Squeeze the cream-filled doughnuts.

33. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.

34. Bow to the display of T.Vs in the electronics section.

35. See if you can move the bottom can from the gigantic canned beet pyramid

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18 Flowers by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
Of Fern: "Stop believing all women want a prince charming riding on a white horse, Sasuke-kun. Because I don't." [sasusaku oneshots] [Slightly Crack]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,720 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Life is Beautiful USED to be her stolen voice box by SuMm3r-NiGhTss reviews
Sasuke's life was perfect,Sakura's wasn't,he frowns,she smiles and when they meet,he's annoyed and she's happy.It was a one time meeting, or that's what they thought.He couldn't get her out of his mind,y? because she was mute FINAL ENDING
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 162,641 - Reviews: 3124 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
To Kill a Spider by ToxiNeena reviews
Because, really, who threw a shoe in hopes of killing a spider, and not only missed it, but somehow broke her nose in the process? Well, her. That was who.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,916 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Late Night Call by Life'sNotPerfect reviews
Sasuke is called by his girfriend in the middle of the night He would do anything for her
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Q u o t e s & Q u o t a t i o n s by sleepingdreamer08 reviews
Uchiha Sasuke didn't know why he hated his best friend, Haruno Sakura. Maybe he'll find out why. Oneshot. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,113 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
In The Hands Of The Traitor by lofallingve reviews
Sakura had accepted her fate. Her year would revolve around the one day with him. When the Akatsuki attacks her hometown, Sakura finds Konoha headed for doom. Can Sakura convince Konaha to accept help before its too late? Sequel: In The Hands Of The Enemy
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
In The Hands Of The Enemy by lofallingve reviews
After being captured by Sasuke, Sakura finds her world upside down. What is Sasuke planning? Why is Sakura being treated like a princess, when she's a slave? Can Sakura escape from the man that was her childhood crush and is now her worst enemy?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,095 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Trial and Error by ohhthatgirl reviews
She dumped me. That's right. Haruno Sakura left me - Uchiha Sasuke - to fend for myself. It's a scary world out there alone. Which is why I'll do anything to win her back. No matter what. "Oi, teme, I think I just saw your dignity walk out the door!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,620 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Unexpected Visitor by dolce-bebe reviews
On Sakura's eighteenth birthday, a special guest makes an appearance. Sasu/Saku. One Shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,441 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Frightful Drama by A Dark Secret reviews
When Rido takes Zero after his parents were killed and gives him as a gift to his dear nephew, there's serets to be unlocked. Yaoi and shota and tw incest warning!
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 29,758 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Kaname, Zero
Don't You Remember? by ShadowNinja1011 reviews
-"Why did you nearly kill him!" Sakura threw kunai at him in anger. A person with onxy eyes looked at her ."Because I was jealous and I'm sorry." The figure sighed and looked at her. Sakura froze. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Redundancy by iwillstillopenthewindow reviews
"It's kinda annoying that you keep on calling me annoying." SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Panties by dino girl reviews
I reached for Sasuke's arm and pushed up the sleeve. I wrote my number on the inside of his forearm in big black letters. He already knew my name and was unlikely to forget it. No big deal or anything.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Beyond This Illusion by Vampirette Knight reviews
Post-canon. It isn't always about helping someone to love you, but about helping someone who you love. Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,133 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Did You Sleep Well, Bocchan? by AoUsagi reviews
Ciel awakes in the morning to the sleeping form of his butler at his side. Sebastian and Ciel one-shot, some romance and a bit of a mature undercurrent.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
It's So Pitiful What You Are by PaperHeadPhones reviews
Sebastian studies his Young Master whilst they have a moment alone. Yaoi, nothing too bad. Don't like, don't read. One-shot.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Snowballs by Neli4evr reviews
Ciel drags his butler to a friendly snowball fight, but why is said demon so scared of it? Fluff, Sebciel, YAOI
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Fallen Feathers by Vampirette Knight reviews
There was no way I was going to let anyone take Sasuke away from me. Angel or not, he was mine. And I'd be damned if anything happened to him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,873 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Making Friends by LadyWitchita reviews
Roxas doesn't really have any friends in school. Until he makes one new friend. Who tends to take a liking to him. AU. SoraxRoxas, AxelxOC, RikuxOC. Enjoy my dear readers.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,111 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Roxas, Sora - Complete
Hypocrite by the pink pastel reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, a.k.a the hottest playboy of Konoha High Academy. Sakura Haruno,the new girl of their school.Looks like Sasuke has already found his new toy for the year. Problem is...he doesn't know that Sakura's a playgirl herself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Siren by Persephone's Kiss reviews
A beast may fall for its prey, but hunger is much more powerful than love. / Ciel x Sebastian with a twist.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Worried by Love-girl2015 reviews
Ever since that night, he's been locked up in there...Ever since the night I let certain shinigami steal me a kiss and everything else
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Confessions by Saya Hina Mae reviews
Gil and Oz are at Gil's apartment, alone, with both of them starting to feel for the other. Slight lime in this; GilXOz
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Gilbert/Raven, Oz V. - Complete
Checkmate by Sasurealian reviews
Ciel was either to die by his own hands or by the hands of another, but Sebastian wasn't about to let that happen. Not when he had him so closely in his grasp. There was only once last piece to move.. SebaCiel / Yaoi
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Turning Blue by Persephone's Kiss reviews
In the night of Ciel's 18th birthday, he and Sebastian are taking a walk through the woods. Right at midnight, they begin to talk ... / Sebastian x Ciel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
First night back by Alome Fenwinkle reviews
After Ciel had been turned into a demon, Sebastian had to take him to his home back in the demon world. Since Ciel couldn't feed him anymore, he might as well give Sebastian some entertainment. Rated T for implied themes. SebationXCiel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Navy Blue Crayons by Vampirette Knight reviews
Haruno Sakura was broken. And it was going to take more than a piece of tape to fix her. Sasusaku. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,872 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Remember When You Were Younger? by LovelySilversky reviews
Oz wakes up in the middle night after having a nightmare and then somehow forces Gil to sleep with him. All fluff. No plot. Might write a short Omake for this soon. Not sure yet.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Oz V., Gilbert/Raven - Complete
Balls Out by Orange Sherbet reviews
"So lemme get this straight-you joined Konoha High's boys soccer team to prove that girls got game, too, and now every guy on that team wants to get in your pants?" I nodded. Ino laughed, "Sakura, dear. You're screwed."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,907 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 59 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Raiu Desu There is a Thunderstorm by NessaCupCakeChan reviews
A thunderstorm hits London, as Sebastian and Ciel are staying in their London home away from the manor. How does Ciel sleep when the constant thunder brings back such bad memories.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Sweet Fascination by VanSoVen reviews
Roxas likes his brother. Infatuated with him. Amazed by him. In love with him... Rokusora, Lemon. Oneshot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Roxas, Sora - Complete
the little love that could've by ohwhatsherface reviews
Non-massacre AU. SasuSaku. And somewhere between her two year long I-no-longer-like-Uchiha-Sasuke-like-that-thankyouverymuch phase, also dubbed Denial by Ino, and a good chakra-laden fist to the face, Sasuke fell for her. Hard.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Daredevil by Calerna reviews
AU. SasuSaku. This time, Sakura's the one running away.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dye by AdotD reviews
Apparently, he's been single for about two weeks now. And counting. sasusaku oneshot. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
I've taken to staring by AdotD reviews
"I have a staring problem." sasusaku oneshot. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
With Me by sleepingdreamer08 reviews
It was hard to think that her onyx-eyed teammate, her first love, was the one that carried her almost-brother's blood into his hands and ending Naruto's happily ever after before dying all the same.SasuxSaku timetravelfic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,647 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Kiss by the inversed butterfly reviews
Sasuke and his friends made a bet that he couldn't steal a kiss from the clubs' DJ. What he doesn't know is that she's playing the same game as him. Based on a music video.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Natural's Not in It by cherrytoes reviews
Flipping her hair to one side, her mouth half opened as she looked up from her book, she paused and said with a snip "what!" "I'm just looking." I countered, startled I was caught in mid-lurker gaze. Truth is, I wanted her to be mine. -oneshot- sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Source Of Happiness by x-ticklemeblue reviews
She was stuck between loving, and letting go. SasuSaku. Slight AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
If looks could kill, you'd be charged for murder by Vampirette Knight reviews
I woke up with an odd chill. I can't really describe it except that my room felt. . .different somehow. Everything was in the exact same place I had left it but something seemed off. I shuddered. Maybe I was going crazy. Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,394 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Confession by ValeriaNisshoku reviews
Gilbert and Oz have a conversation on Oz's feelings. It starts to get out of hand...WARNING: YAOI AKA BOY X BOY ahead.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Oz V., Gilbert/Raven - Complete
Eyelashes by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
"I'll let you play with my eyelashes if you let me play with those." His eyes flickered down to her heaving chest then back up to her face that was beginning to turn bright red. "S-Sasuke-kun!" She screeched.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
JB? Please by tribalprints reviews
"Sakura, he's gay." "Fine. He's just as gay as you are." "Excuse me?" "You're excused." Smile.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Kiss by KrystalSteele reviews
this is a SoRoku, but not twincest. if u dnt like yaoi, GTFO. xD rated T for mild swearing. Nothing but the plot belongs to me.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Roxas, Sora - Complete
A Summer With The King by Reno the lover reviews
Tamaki realizes his feelings for Haruhi are not fatherly ones so he makes a bet with Haruhi. She looses and has to spend the summer with him at his house. Come see what happens. Rated T just because some OOC but with reason.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,695 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
My Girlfriend's Father Is An Ass by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
R&R "Respect. You're going to treat my daughter with respect. What? The same type of respect when she was five and you took her virginity!" "I didn't take her virginity at five you sick freak! Who in the world told you that?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,119 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Freakin' Talk by AeroCharm reviews
Being locked in a room with Sasuke and forced by bestfriends to have The Talk isn't so bad. Right? AU Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
dirty talk by the blanket reviews
CRACK. ONESHOT. SASUSAKU. "So Sasuke-kun," Sakura began, as she did her very best to compose herself. "Let's talk about sex."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ups and Downs, Turn Arounds by x-ticklemeblue reviews
She has got to be the luckiest girl in Konoha to be loved by the Uchiha. SasuSaku. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Magic of Youtube by kartoonkitty124 reviews
Brrnnn Brnn- * * * * One New Message * * * * To:Haruno Sakura From:Sasuke-kun * * * * We need to talk.Meet me at my place in 10.Oh.And bring the whip ; SasSak,NarHin,ShikaIno,NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,994 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Barbie Pink by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
Sometimes painting a room can lead to some very interesting events... if you cetch my drift ; R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Facing The Facts by DarkBlossom14 reviews
Sasuke stood there, waiting to attack his old village, nothing could go wrong. "You're taller than I thought you'd be." Sasuke had not anticiapted Sakura. Nor had he expected her new attitude.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
KSM by tribalprints reviews
So, I kinda-sorta-maybe have a crush on this guy who kinda-sorta-maybe threatens to put out a restraining order on me because I've kinda-sorta-maybe observed him for five years.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Actions Speak Louder Than Words by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
R&R After killing his brother Sasuke's next goal is simple; distroy Kohona and everyone in it, with the exception of his pink haired ex-team mate that he plans on having help restore his clan. What do you do when the man you love destroys your everything?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wish I Could Put A Spell On You by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
R&R "Boy, wouldn't you want to find out." He said sarcastically but then smirked and looked over at her. "I mean, if I knew you wanted some, I would have hiked up your skirt a long time ago, Sakura Haruno. We could pull over to the side of the road and-"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,442 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
switching sides by ohwhatsherface reviews
Sakura is done with boys and her teammates... well, they don't quite understand.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Claustrophobia by emeraldterror reviews
For eryis-blud. Stuck in a closet with your crush... that is aware of your crush and exploiting it... Curse you, Yuffie and your impeccable timing! Warning: Crack, Roxas/Sora, some alcohol, and cramped spaces.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Sora, Roxas - Complete
Locker by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
Um, Sakura? Why are you in my locker?" "Sasuke-kun isn't very happy with me at the moment." "Your the one who tied his shoe laces to his chair when he was listening to his ipod!" "This isn't funny! He could kill me!" R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,554 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
tomorrow morning by ohwhatsherface reviews
Drabbles. Sasuke, Sakura, and a life without Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
I'd Be Your Anything by extraordinaire reviews
AU SASUSAKU. “Hey, Sakura, my REALLY ATTRACTIVE friend Sasuke, sitting RIGHT NEXT TO ME with the black hair thinks you’re really HOTT!” Sasuke blamed it on meat cleavers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
No Cellphones in School by Hawkspirit16 reviews
Sakura spends most of her high school career in detention because of a stinking cell phone. Chat rooms, romance, and even a little bit of stalking! Sequel is up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,493 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sisters, Mothers, Siblings Alike by kattylin reviews
Wife of my lover, lover of my husband, Still My Sister. "Tell me, IS THAT SASUKE-KUN'S CHILD!" standing in front of me was my own older sister, and my lover's wife, Uchiha Karin. Because just loving isn't enough. KARIN BASHING. SxS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,102 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Miss Vanity by Neon Genesis reviews
Chicago!verse. "Sasuke!" I wail. Leap into action, dammit. Leap! "Don't let him eat me! Do something gangster-like! Isn't that what you get paid for!" Sasuke x Sakura. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,110 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
victims of love by ohwhatsherface reviews
I can't do this anymore. You make fun of me and say cruel things and you hit me! THERE ARE HOTLINES FOR THESE KINDS OF RELATIONSHIPS.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Me and My Gangster by Neon Genesis reviews
Let me tell you something, kids. There is no drug, not one in the world that can get you as high as walking down the streets of Chicago, holding hands with your sexy gangster boyfriend. Sequel to Chicago. Sasuke x Sakura. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
young and awkward by the blanket reviews
SasuSaku. “I kind of want to fall in young, awkward love with you.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Chicago by Neon Genesis reviews
When you ride the same subway every day at 4 A.M., you start to notice the same people. For example, I became nodding acquaintances with the very pretty gangster sitting four seats down from me. Alternate Universe. Sasuke x Sakura. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 63 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
bus boy by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. So maybe sometimes it's okay to talk to strangers. Maybe. And only sometimes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Like VitaminWater by angelforshow reviews
AU. SasuSaku. 15 flavors. "Ino, I bet no guy can be like VitaminWater."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,804 - Reviews: 1565 - Favs: 1,819 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Caught In This Game of Cats and Mouse by AeroCharm reviews
"If you don't run away quickly," Naruto's voice spoke in the telecom. His voice reverberating off the walls of the school, "we'll catch you." Then he sniggered. I need to run. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,901 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Still My Sister by kattylin reviews
Wife of my lover, lover of my husband. But through it all, you’re still my little imotou… “tell me Sakura, is that Sasuke’s child!” standing in front of me was my own sister, and my lover's wife Uchiha Karin SASUxSAKU -SEQUEL'S UP-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,331 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Worthy: by Katy.Bristow reviews
Sakura is sent to bring sasuke back, and he will only go if shes "worthy." will he ever come back? LEMON! M FOR REASONS! and yess i kill karin evil laughter is a completed ONESHOT people
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Thousand Years by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
On the brink of death, Haruno Sakura witnesses miracle in the person of a lonely vampire named Uchiha Sasuke. sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,729 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Sassy Girl by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
When she says, “YOU WANNA DIE?” It literally translates to: “I love you.” [AU][sasusaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,607 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
stay beautiful by extraordinaire reviews
Gift!fic for Missa. “I think I’m falling in love with you.” Her words were clear and precise, but she still looked up at him so he could see the genuine look in her eye. “Will you fall with me?”
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Invisible Day by innnerphyre reviews
As evening twilight fades away, the sky is filled with stars, invisible by day. Sasuke is back in Konoha and during the years which he was gone, Sakura could only cling onto Naruto. When he's back into her life, Sakura knows nothing will be the same again
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
still the one by extraordinaire reviews
Sequel to be the one. And with a conversation involving The Unmentionable Times, Shania Twain, and the value of a certain pair of favorite jeans that always have surprises in them, they were sure it was love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
La Distance by runwitskizzers reviews
“I don’t need you.” He all but spat the words at her, hoping she’d see how they could carve up her insides if he’d just made them a little sharper. This is what he was. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
summer lovers by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Wow. You're really pretty. It sucks I met you at a family reunion. Ugh. I so hope we're not related.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
mathematically yours by extraordinaire reviews
AU oneshot. "I know I'm hot, but our 'romantic relationship' can wait until we're out of the classroom. Really, if you can't do the math, then get out of the equation." Math will never be the same again...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
be the one by extraordinaire reviews
AU SASUSAKU. "Sakura Haruno." She informed. "Why did you just introduce yourself now?" He asked. "Sweetie, you should know the name of the person who’s about to get down and dirty with your briefs.” CRACK.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Hotel Room by blankdreamer reviews
How the hell are we supposed to use this room if it’s the size of a bathtub and only has one bed?” Sakura snorted and looked at Sasuke. Naruto stared at Sasuke, waiting for an answer. Sasuke sighed. "I take right, Sakura, middle, and Idiot, left"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Olive Juice by extraordinaire reviews
AU SASUSAKU ONESHOT. Because olive juice could very well look like something else, that is very, very important, when it is mouthed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Behind the Curtain by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
If she can't sleep, then he would just have to suffer with her. Whether he liked it or not. sasusaku. slightly crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Beginning of an End by AeroCharm reviews
His one last wish was to marry her. She who has been beside him since his genin days. She who has been beside him loving him since they've known each other. "I'm so sorry, Sakura, so sorry." SasuSaku. OneShot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dignified by ohwhatsherface reviews
I like your um, raincoat, Sasuke. It brings out your eyes. And it's very... dignifying.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
winning her heart by extraordinaire reviews
SASUSAKU ONESHOT. 'List of How To Treat Your Lady Love So She Doesn’t Leave Your Home-Wrecking Ass For Someone Better'. Sasuke should have known better than to take advice from her; it was Ino after all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,710 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fractions in Time by extraordinaire reviews
AU SASUSAKU ONESHOT. "1 10Ve –y0U". Because saying you love someone through a yearbook is so old and using a mathalicous calculator is the only way to go.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
calculating perfection by extraordinaire reviews
AU SASUSAKU ONESHOT. "1 L0Ve SaSUKe UCH1Ha!" Because note-passing is so last year and calculator-passing is the new black.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Back Home by sbyamibakura reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. During Shippuden. He was finally home.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Odd One Out by blankdreamer reviews
Haruno Sakura. The one who was a forever burden. A/N: I don't really like this story, it might be trashed soon. My writing REALLY sucks here, and hah, I'm sorry it sucked, it was written a long time ago, and my writing style has changed. Completely.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 35,228 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Deserving by extraordinaire reviews
SasuSaku. ONESHOT. "Why did you wait?" He asked. "Because I love you." A shake of the head. "Because I care about you?" Another wrong answer. Realization hit her. "Because you deserve it."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
What I've Done by Vampirette Knight reviews
Sasuke left Konoha for his revenge. And now, he finally got what he wanted. It's too late for regret, but is it too late to go back home? Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
You've Got Mail by extraordinaire reviews
SasuSaku. Because there is just something about that little yellow man and his friendly ‘You’ve Got Mail’ that makes your heart beat fast, for you know that one little way of communication can develop a whole story of humor, friendship, and love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,098 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
March 28th by extraordinaire reviews
SasuSaku. "He forgot your birthday?" Ino screamed as Tenten muttered something that sounded an awful lot like jackass. Yes, Sakura's lovely husband has forgotten one of the most important days of the year. He shall recieve hell, for that I can assure you.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Hunt by AngeLhearteD reviews
SasuSaku. Oneshot. He said that if she ran, he would hunt her down. He told her not to test him. Sakura knew she was no match for his speed. But she could not betray Konoha. She had to run. She had to get as far away as she could from Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,216 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
She'll Always Stay by extraordinaire reviews
Sakura - even in the darkest, saddest and most hopeless of times - will never leave. She'll stay; she'll always stay.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sakura's Lips by extraordinaire reviews
Hello. I'm Sasuke Uchiha, a well functioned 16-year-old that must be hormone driven because of all the mental images that get placed in my head. Oh and one last thing about me...hm...I am obsessed with my pink-haired teammates delicious looking lips.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sasuke Uchiha Always Gets What He Wants by extraordinaire reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is a possessive husband who wants to spend some quality time with his wife. Sakura Uchiha is the innocent wife of Sasuke who soon learns that no matter whatever happens in life, Sasuke Uchiha always gets what he wants...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love Always Finds A Way by extraordinaire reviews
Sasuke has returned from The Sound to find that Sakura has turned into a beautiful Kunoichi that is over him. Sakura couldn't wait to get her revenge when Sasuke returned. The thing they didn't expect was to refall in love! SasuSaku and implied others!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,282 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Think I'm Paranoid by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. “You know,” she rolled her eyes as obviously as she could, “Paranoia isn’t very attractive.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sorry by extraordinaire reviews
Because after breaking the only girl who you ever really loved you heart's, ya know, again, the only thing left to do is fill all her fantasies and leave everyone in awe - but, really, what else is new? SasuSaku one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,979 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Welcome Back by Sapphire Snowflake reviews
It has been four years since he left Konoha. He had expected a very warm welcome. He hadn't expected this. SasuXSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
His Return by DarkBlossom14 reviews
Sasuke has returned, but he did not get the welcome he was expecting.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Foster Family by kattylin reviews
-HIATUS- When Sasuke's family dies, he's adopted by his foster father, Kakashi, there he meets his foster sister, Sakura...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,771 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Narcism by silverrayne621 reviews
Was he in love with himself? Or with a mere image of himself? YAOI. Minor Sex.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Roxas, Sora - Complete
Photographs by baby's breath reviews
When he left, he promised that he will come back and they would read the letter together when the time comes. But how will she deal with it if he came back... with a girlfriend that wasn't her? [SasukexSakura]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,159 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/12/2007 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Let's Get Married by iMissa reviews
It’s raining, and little Sakura has an idea. Oh dear. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Desolation by runwitskizzers reviews
[SasuSaku]“Thank you, Sakura.” She tilted her head in acknowledgement, and walked away without looking back, but she knew his eyes were on her. Now he would think of her. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Time by iMissa reviews
She loved him for 21 years, 252 months, 7665 days. All that ends, however, in one second.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Neko Sasuke by CrAzY-SiLLy-Me reviews
Uchiha Sasuke has been turned into a halfcat and stuck in his 8yr old body! Sakura is assigned to take care of him until a cure is discovered. But will he ever return back to normal? SasuSaku slight OOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,849 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 10/23/2006 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Living For Your Whims by asteriskjam reviews
In her last moments, Sakura shows more strength than she had in her lifetime. And for the first time in his, Sasuke doesn't appreciate it. [SasuSaku] [OneShot] 'Stop it! Stop looking like you're ready to move on! ...Because I'm not.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pillow Talk by liferegrets reviews
That's right...no one messes with Uchiha Sakura. Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,088 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 83 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
the hardest thing i had to say by sWeeTcoUpLes reviews
My name is Sakura. It all started when I was 6 years old. While I was playing outside on my farm in California, I met a boy. His name is Uchiha Sasuke...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
While You Were Sleeping by D.elicate B.oy reviews
Simple AU. Oneshot Naruto x Sakura x Sasuke. Read and find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Complete
Worst Days by fascinatrix femina reviews
[SasuSaku] [Oneshot] Trouble ensues when Sasuke and Sakura get stuck in a deserted alleyway... with a number of Sasuke's fan girls tailing after them!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,531 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 70 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete