nice to meet ya.
call me "Alice"
i dont bite...much =3 jk
im a huge fan of fanfiction. (:
i have read and seen alot of anime & manga, so
if u want to read or see some good manga and anime,
feel free to ask me.
i did put down some that i know of, but i havent been on in a while
and didnt up data, i've read so many that if i type them up,
i'd have to make a hole new account lol X3
but um, yes =] ask me, i would love to tell u some amazing storys n' stuff.
umm, i am a weird person but a great friend and proud ^.^
i guess u can say i dont have much of a life cuz all i do is eat, breath, and sleep manga.
and i like it... hehe :3
talk to me, i like to make friend, and i will say this now...
CREEPERS BE GONG!! NO CLOSET PERVS OR U SHALL DIEEE.
so um YEAH!
i forgot to say!
need any anime and manga sites?
hmmk, people. i know its long, but bear with me, have a great life and umm,yeah...
This might as well be a fail 'about me',oh well.Eh, im bad at introductions... same with other stuff.Im a kid,not a child or a baby. I may not know everything, i may be slow at understanding things, i may not like you in any sort of way but i see myself as a good person, but not everyone's 'good' or nice. I guess that's life and we cant expect what we want to. Almost everyone says cruel things to me, it can be hurtful at times but Eh, it's the usual thing.I dislike a lot of things and like somethings. I don't make decisions. My family... i have no words to describe them. I don't like them but i don't hate them (sometimes). I'm always unsatisfied, and im a miserable kid, but hey isn't everyone miserable at some point? Im not gonna complain since i bet other kids have it worse. But, for the moment its about me, i shall complain. i get annoyed pretty easily. i can tell who's good or bad. friend's are the only thing that make's me happy. i love to listen to music and play the violin.i guess...uh...'nuff said.
i am also a Sasuke/Sakura fan, so NO DISING OF THAT CUPPLE!
I'm a huge fan of anime :) Naruto's my favorite
Here are some other anime that i like...
Ouran High School Host Club
Kyo Kara Moah
Faster Than A Kiss
Koukou debut (A.K.A: High School Debut)
kaichou wa maid-sama
Hana To Akuma
Barajou no Kiss (still on-going)
Beast Master ( BEST FUCKING THING EVER!!!)
Ai Hime ~ to Ai Himegoto
Absolute Boyfriend *this one made me cry really hard at the end, R.I.P Night :'(*
Hana ni Arashi (A.K.A: Flower In A Storm)
Suki-tte Ii na yo (A.K.A: Say I Love You *still on going*)
Love Strip (DONT NOT READ IF U R UNDER THE AGE OF 18!!!)
Love Celeb (DONT NOT READ IF U R UNDER THE AGE OF 18!!! *tho i wish they would continue*)
Hoshigari Love Dollar (DO NOT READ IF U R UNDER THE AGE OF 18!!! * i thought they ended it, but i guess they are still continuing which makes me SO FREAKIN HAPPY!!!! XD YAY!!*)
Bitter Vergin (amazing, but so sad...i wished they would continue...)
Adarshan no Hanayome (cute, wish they would continue)
Moe Kare (MUST BE 18 OR OLDER TO READ!!! *idk HOW many times i've cried in this manga, its just so freaking amazing, i pray to GOD for them to continue!! one of THE best ever!!*)
It's Not Like That, Darling (18 AND UP!*i loved this manga[like the rest]but the way the ended the story was like a cifthanger,they need to continue to explain what happens next, but still AWESOME!)
Boku ni Natta Watashi (18 AND UP! *i LOVED this manga, AMAZING!! i wish they would continue!!! PLEASE!!!*)
Oniichan Control (18 AND UP!!!* this manga is stil on going, but its freakin' WERID, one of the weirdest things i've read...but some how, i liked it...*)
Yoru MadenMatenai (i guess 18 AND UP!!! *wonderful, brilliant, just charming!!!! LOVED IT!!! GAH, HOW CAN THEY END IT LIK THAT??!! I NEED MORE!!*)
AAA ( oh, how i wish they would continue!!! pleaseee!!!!)
Cutie Boy (PLEASEE MAKE MOREEE!!!)
1/3 no Kareshi (one shot, and cute as ever!!)
Wild Ones (UGH, THEY NEED TO HURRY UP AND UPDATE!!!!)
Cherry Juice (i wanted to cried sooo many times in this story!! i SO HOPE TO GOD that they make another season of it!! this is the type of story's that i like, it is amazing!!!)
Bokutaci wa Shitte Shimatta (AMAZING, they need to hurry up and update already!!!!)
Dengeki Daisy (this is a wonderful story that everyone should read. wanna know why?? cuz its made by the same person who created "Beast Master" which IS THE BEST, but i think this one just toped even Naruto, which takes some skill! i really hope they update this, i mean, i've said that for alot, but out of all of them, i want this to be first!! best EVER!)
Otokomae Beads Club (i really enjoyed this one, wish they would continue)
Thousand Years Of Snow (awesome, needs to hurry up and update. they also made Ouran High School Host Club, which is also amazing.)
Asa mo, Hiru mo, Yoru mo (very cute)
Giri Koi (amazingly sweet, cute, and everything good! i wish they would continue!!)
Help!! (TOOOO CUTE!!!!! more!!!)
Hanatsuki Hime (ONE OF THE BEST EVER!! i almost cried!!! amazing, i wish they would continue, cuz they didnt end it very well, its like a clift hanger, NO FAIR!!)
Shounen Dolls (OMG, BEST, EVER, AWESOME, AMAZING, CUTE!!!! i hope they update soon!! like i mean SOON. i LOVE this one!!!)
' If you see me, run in the other direction ] '
'Stop talking, im out of Aspirin...'
'When i snap you'll be the first to go!!'
'Go ahead, piss me off...i've got TONS of closet space...'
'I love it when you look at me because i know for a second i've crossed your mind.'
'Give me coffee and no one gets hurt...'
'When you get caught staring, remeber, he was staring back : '
"All I want to know is who the man is that looked at a cow and said "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them."
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?' and walk away.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!!
Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
Replace Karin with Ino if you hate her too
Sakura: Do I ever cross your mind?
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
Girl:Slow down, i'm scared.
Guy:No, this is fun.
Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl:I love you, slow down.
Guy:Now give me a big hug
She gave him a big hug
Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people
9 Things I Hate About Everyone:
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? I'mma kick their asses!
5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 bucks to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say "life is short". What the heck? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
You KNOW you're obsessed with Naruto when:
1. You make a leaf village head protector.
2. You actually take the time to learn the jutsu hand motions. (heheh, it's fun though!)
3. Everytime you put your glasses on you whisper 'Sharingan!'.
4. You dye your hair pink to get the 'Naturally Sakura' look.
5. You want people to refer to you as 'The 6th hokage'
6. You keep butter knives in your pocket and call them kunais.
7. You drew the Uchiha clan symbol on the back of your new jean jacket. (guilty...)
8. You name your dog Akamaru.
9. You throw sand at people and etch the symbol for 'Love' in Japanese on the side of your forehead. (Don't forget the eyeliner!)
10. You ask the chicken you ate last night to lend you some chakra.
11. You let a rabid snake bite you, hoping to get the seal.
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .sSS... ... ..sS... ... ... ... ... ... ... . If you're a girl and you've ever
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
my eyes are swollen
I cannot see
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could've made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong,
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long.
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.
When mommy does come,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight.
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now,
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says it's my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!" I scream
But it's now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
child abuse: MAKE IT STOP!!
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
girl meets a boy on a messenger
crazy1 86: hey baby!!
h0tNsPiCy91: who is this??
crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!
h0tNsPiCy91: oh really... quit lyin! who is this??
crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...
crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true.
crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.
crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.
crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight...
h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?
crazy1 86:dont worry... ill take very good care of you...
crazy1 86 had signed off.
The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly.
Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out.
Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.
Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid.
One night he was on the computer and received an instant message.
h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!
2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?
h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.
2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.
2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?
h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?
h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister.
h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.
2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.
h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.
h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.
h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.
h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.
The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!"
- LISA SMITH
This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you!
DON'T BELIEVE ME? LOOK IT UP IN GOOGLE!
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it
They were looking through peoples
The girl slowly came upon this one
It had creatures in the background and the man
She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.
Right then, an instant message came up.
SatanStalker: So how do u like my
XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??
SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??
SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.
XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
SatanStalker: I just do.
Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.
Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.
At the time the girl was wearing high
She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.
SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
They were in shock.
Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
SatanStalker: I am.
SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.
SatanStalker: Your screen name says
SatanStalker has just signed off.
The girl and her friend were really
friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.
They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.
All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.
Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
She goes and knocks but no one said
she opens it and finds her friend there on
her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.
If you do not repost this in the next two
one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?
Repost or you are going to die.
Went to a party Mom...
I went to a party,
I felt proud of myself,
I made a healthy choice,
I got into my car,
Now I'm lying on the pavement,
My own blood's all around me,
I'm sure the guy had no idea,
So why do people do it, Mom
Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Someone should have taught him,
My breath is getting shorter,
I wish that you could hold me Mom,
Please post this on your profile.
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Please if you would,
"I hate you. I love you.
I freaking hate you. I freaking love you.
I hate you so much. I love you so much.
I hate you the most. I love you the most.
But I hate you. But I love you.
Go away. How long?
Forever. Are you sure?
I hate you. I hate you. I hate you.
Where are you?"
"I didn't realize it.
I couldn't realize it.
And it's because you were the one who pushed me away.
I wanna run in the cold air so that I can feel nothing.
No heat to keep me at normal body temperature.
You turn my heart upside down.
If the only thing to
the one you love
was to kill them
would you be able to do it?"
"When one loves...there is the risk of hate." - Sasuke Uchiha
"You're the petals that make me a flower.
You're the light that makes me glow.
You're the star that fills my sky.
You're the love that takes up my heart".
"I never told you to look back.
I never told you to walkaway.
I never told you to open your eyes.
I never told you to shut the hell up.
I never told you to stop being an insane idiot.
I never told you I was hurting inside.
I never told you how deeply in love I fell for you
It was all because you weren't listening when the whole time I was screaming from the bottom of my Heart.
It's too late."
"My body aches for your touches.
My eyes search for your face everyday.
My lips want yours so badly.
My hands need to be intertwined with yours.
My arms need to wrap around you as we embrace.
My mind doesn't know why.
It's too late...
I fell in love with you unknowingly.
You waltzed right in and changed my life. Just when I was getting used to you, you leave without a word.
I can't respond because I don't know how to react.
So I just smile at you and walkaway,
since it's better than thinking about what you said
"With love comes pain with pain comes love, but then why do(es) you, I, he or she always keep searching. Wanting, Yearning for it.
We're suppose to be those two clueless teenagers who won't fall in love.
You're the idiot. I'm the ignorant.
But unlike them it's unrequited since I'm the only one who fell.
I'm listening to every beat of this song. I'm following every piece of lyric. And I end up(end up) thinking of you. But that's the price I have to pay, for loving you.
I could say these three words 1,000 times and you still don't turn around.
I can tell you tune my words out. I can tell you don't care.
So I'll keep my distance and watch over you when you're in trouble.
But I won't speak. No I won't speak to you, because you won't listen.
You won't care.
And I'll let you be happy, happier without me.
Since I'm only your silent lover.
Not real, because this all is make believe."
"Two weeks together, two weeks that's all it took for me to fall in love with you."- Savanna (Dear John)
"I tremble, I swear I do I can't control the reason why.
Whether being near you is the cause,
I have no clue.
My heart somehow picks up pace,
anticipating your next action.
But I turn away for I am afraid, afraid
to lose you. to care for you.
to realize I can't spend a single day without seeing you
and it pains me so badly,
i'm such a COWARD"
Kiss on the stomach--"lets have sex"
35 Things to do when your in Walmart! - UPDATED-
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"
16. Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly when they take one.
17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!" when the cashier tells you the price.
18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs.
19. Start a fish-stick fight.
20. Walk up to random people, give them bear hugs, and say very loudly that you missed them and they never really did get that dandruf shampoo you recommended.
21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!"
22. Attempt to fly off a high shelf.
23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner."
24. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store.
25. Whisper "I know your 'little' secret" to people in the checkout lines.
26. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.
27. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..."
28. Ask the clerk to make a page saying "If there is an Edward in the store, Bella is looking for you at the main info desk".
29. See how many cans of frosting you can open and thoroughly lick without getting caught.
30. Go to a person with a shopping cart full of merchandise and demand a ride in the basket.
31. Practice your juggling with a few Grade-A eggs.
32. Squeeze the cream-filled doughnuts.
33. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.
34. Bow to the display of T.Vs in the electronics section.
35. See if you can move the bottom can from the gigantic canned beet pyramid
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