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Alright, as of April 9, 2012 this account will be divvied up between Tai-Chan and Tsuki. All fics written by Tai- Chan can be found under the name xxTurtlezRockxx where they will be slightly revised but uploaded in a timely fashion. Thank you.
HI! Two people share this account, Tsuki and Tai-chan. We hope you like our fanfics, whether they be solo or together.
A solo fic is when one of us writes a fic by herself with the other's editing. For example a Tai-chan solo or a Tsuki solo. Neither of us will reveal any personal info about ourseves so don't even ask.
This is put in her just as a precaution to freaks out there who like to fake their identity over the internet and when they meet you in real life they kill you.
NO THANK YOU FREAKS!
Please review our stories whether to flame,critcize,or praise. We don't care, as long as we get feedback so we can make our stories better! See ya!
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
I don't care if you're gay or straight; everybody needs love.
I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness; everybody deserves a chance.
I don't care if you're ugly or pretty; everybody has flaws.
I don't care if you're black or white; everybody has the same capabilities.
I don't care if you're weird; everybody needs to change.
I don't care if you're rich or poor; everybody needs warmth.
I don't care if you're different; everybody is. -- Repost this if you agree with it.
I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
otherwise your old ones won't get washed."
7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA "You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me. "
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
Girls Don’t Realize These Things
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
that you can't realize I've been the one all along.
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care
But most of all
For not being sorry anymore
That you can't accept me for who I am
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.
That I cared
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there are never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes that mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If you're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as "Girls Don't Realize These Things"
~Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest telling us to sit down and shut up.
~I'd rather be hated for who I am then loved for who I'm not.
~Some people say that things happen because other people make them. Some people say things happen for no reason. And I, know things happen because of Fate.
~Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
~You say I'm not cool. But cool is just another word for cold. so if I'm not cold, I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
~Boys are like Slinky's. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
~Wherever I go, I'm looked down upon for my faith. People tell me I'm gong to hell for it. They discriminate me. Yet, I'm the one feeling sorry for them.
~Perfection is the pursuit of perfection.
~When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. When life gives you more, you throw them back, because really, who likes lemons? And when it gives you even more, squirt them in their eyes and see how much life likes lemons then.
~Guns don't kill people. People kill people.
~If guns don't kill people, ten can I blame all my misspells on my pencil?
~I know I just said 'Guns don't kill people. People kill people.' But I think that guns help! I mean, not much would happen if you just sit there and yell 'BOOM'
~My friend overheard some people talking about me. How weird I was, how creepy, how wrong. But I just said 'I feel sorry for them' because I have a friend who told me, while their friends would sooner be the ones saying it.
~You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
~A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend/girlfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
~A good friend will bail you out of jail. But a Best Friend will be sitting next to you saying "Let's do it again!"
~Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity got framed.
~No I won't go to hell! They have a restaining order against me!
~I used all my sick days so I called in dead.
~Life isn't trying to pass me by; it's trying to run me over!
~You're just jealous because I'm the only one the voices talk to.
~I talk to myself because mine are the only answers I accept!
~The extinction of the dinosoars was no accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide.
~Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
~When in doubt, make words up!
~The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
~If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!
~If you're going to be two-faced sweetie, at least make one of them pretty!
~Don't worry about the end of the world coming today- it's already tomorrow in Australia.
~Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very afraid!
~Welcome to the dark side. We have cookies! Oh, that red stuff leaking out of them?...That's cooking oil.
~Before you criticize a person, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away, and have their shoes!
~An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire their work.
~Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss!
~There is no 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in PIE, an so there is an 'I' in MEAT PIE and since MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
~Newscasters are the people who tell you "Good evening" and then procede to tell you why it's not.
~Two things are infinite; infinity, and human stupidity. Not so sure about infinity...
~Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible?
~Don't you dare tell me that the sky is the limit while there are footsteps on the moon!
~I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly.
~Don't hit kids. Seriously, they have guns now.
~WARNING- lost kids will be sold to the circus
~If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So SHUT UP!
~I don't have a dog. I eat my own homework.
~WARNING- stop throwing your cigarette butts on the carpet! Seriously, the cockroaches are getting cancer!
~There are three kinds of people- those who count, and those who can't.
~Warning: trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
~Welcome to the internet! Pants optional.
~If I throw a stick, will you go away?
~The grass may be greener, but it's just as hard to mow!
~If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off.
~I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
~I like you. When I rule the world your death will be quick and painless.
Mental Hospital Phone Menu:
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!
Please select from the following options menu:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.
If you are blond, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.
Just to tell you, if you have read every word so far it means that you definitely ARE crazy or weird, and you should DEFINITELY put at least those ones on your profile.
This is Bunny. Copy and paste him onto your profile to help him dominate the world
SAVE TSUKI THE PEKAPON PANALPHIN(PANDA/DOLPHIN)! DONATE CHOCOLATE ICECREAM TO SAVE TSUKI 'CAUSE SHE'S THE ONLY PECKAPON THAT EVER EXISTED!
Tsuki: help me! anyway this panalphin thing came about when Tai gave me the nickname 'Pekapon'. i liked it so i used it. i was kinda hurt when Tai said i wasn't a person but the only Pekapon ever. when we were filling out this friendship book i had, we did this personality map where you answer a question yes or no and it leads you to another bubble. the results you would get were either panda, dolphin, or leopard. Tai said she finally found which general species i was: Panalphin. it was fun!
Tai-chan: so help Tsuki and donate chocolate icecream, her main food source. SAVE TSUKI THE PEKAPON PANALPHIN!
SAVE TAI-CHAN THE PANAT(PANDA/CAT)! DONATE YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD 'CAUSE SHE'S THE ONLY PANAT THAT EVER EXISTED!
Tsuki: O.O" first born child?!
Tsuki: glad i don't want any kids.
Tsuki: *smiles creepily* children are the spawn of satan and should be kept in their rooms in hell where they will not bother me.
Tai-chan: but, you're a kid too.
Tsuki: i'm not. a kid is a human child. i'm a Pekapon.
Tai-chan: damn, you loophole finder!
Tsuki: loopholes are fun to find when they're to you're advantage.
Tai-chan: you're in 'evil' mode aren't you?
Tsuki: very much so.
Tai-chan: this happens when you haven't read a Yullen fic within the hour.
Tai-chan: where's that steak knife? ... oh shit.