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Everyone please go to this blog and re-post it where ever you can!! Re-post it in a story (make spaces if you do), or your profile, Facebook, your own blog, where ever! these people are bullies and getting rid of many good stories because they clame thoes stories break the rules. Please do this to save FanFiction.net from these bullies and to keep your stories up.

link to blog: http:///post/24345794821/important-re-mass-deletion-of-stories-on

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! I TOLD U I OWN UR FanFfiction PAGE!!!!!

Friends: At your house, they ask politely if they can use your computer to check their e-mail.

Best friends: They get into your FanFiction account that you provided them with your username and password to do so long ago, and post hilarious fanfics under your name, just for you.

u no its true! :D

Great woman comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number? Woman: It's in the phone book

Man: But I don't know your name Woman: That's in the phone book too

Man: I know how to please a woman Woman: Then please leave me alone

Man: I can tell you want me. Woman: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave

Man: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous Woman: Would that be under your McLame Burger

Man: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven Woman: Not nearly as bad as when you fell on planet rejection

Man: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again Woman: No, but sure...next time just be sure to keep walking

Man: I want to give myself to you Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts

Man: It's a good thing I have a library card because I'm checking you out Woman: Sorry, I'm on reserve for someone else

hehe would you say thoes things back? cuz i would!! :D

NEVER LET YOU BEST FRIEND HAVE YOUR EMAIL AND PASSWORD!!!!! SHE WILL HACK YOUR ACCOUNTS!!!! :D

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Free Falling by Hubero reviews
It's been over a year since Jaime met the Bots. The Cons are searching for something, but that's the least of Jaime's worries. Lately she's been dreaming of a horrible monster who calls himself the Fallen. And who is the prisoner plaguing her dreams? There's a storm coming that only Jaime can sense, and when it hits, she's going to be right in the center of it. "I Feel Home" Sequel
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 105,641 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 10/6 - Published: 3/5/2013 - W. Lennox, Jazz, Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
No Rest For The Wicked by Captain Cougar reviews
When a small town detective realizes she's in over her head, she calls the FBI. Prowl just intended to assist with a human case while the 'Cons were quiet. Turns out small choices can have big consequences and neither were prepared for what they were about to uncover. The board is set, let the games begin. Featuring plotting Decepticons and an uptight tactician.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 167,240 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 9/1 - Published: 12/20/2012 - W. Lennox, Barricade, Jazz, Starscream
Things We Don't Tell Humans by Sinead Rivka reviews
This was a first for us Autobots: never before have we come in contact with a species like these humans, so eerily similar to our own race and twice as tenacious as Sparklings. The question was, how far can we trust the humans with our culture? (AU, an edited updated version is becoming available on AO3 under the same name, WITH supplemental works that are updated regularly!)
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 85 - Words: 389,748 - Reviews: 1648 - Favs: 1,367 - Follows: 1,079 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Sam W., Jazz, Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
Golden Gods by Goldstreak reviews
She enrolled herself into the Autobot Academy, as her last option for survival. While her scars restrict her from feeling, her spark can't help but reach out for a special someone. But can they stick together when the time comes? Will an unexpected ordeal make them stronger or will it destroy everything they had? In one moment, all of our fate can be sealed. Sunstreaker/OC
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 104 - Words: 431,641 - Reviews: 1385 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 11/12/2021 - Published: 4/30/2014 - Sideswipe
Among the Stars by LunarShadowAngel reviews
My first thought on being forced to move to Tranquility, Nevada: Kill me! Leaving my life behind to have to start completely over? Horrible! Who knew befriending my new neighbor would lead to the discovery of an advanced alien race. Now fighting in a millennia old war I've learned a few things: I'm braver than I thought, I have an obsession with cars, and I'm in love. Wait, what!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 107,300 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 12/26/2020 - Published: 6/19/2014 - Jazz
Turning Points by Alathea2 reviews
He was created to be one of the greatest tacticians Cybertron has ever seen. He was destined to become Second in Command of the Autobots; a friend, tactical advisor and confidant to Optimus Prime. Every story, every life, is made up of a series of turning points that set the course for the future. Prowl's journey from Lead Decepticon Tactician to Autobot SIC is no different.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 66 - Words: 544,241 - Reviews: 2362 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 10/5/2018 - Published: 11/3/2012
Who I Am by KneelingAngel reviews
My name is Phoebe. I have literally been struggling to get out of hell but the weirdest of creatures saved me and helped me out. I had just moved in with my foster parents when I was saved by the Autobots. This is my story about how they help me recover from myself. Oh yeah, there's also this other small thing... I'm the daughter of a Decepticon! HELP! I own nothing! SunstreakerxOC
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 102,395 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 3/12/2017 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Barricade, Sideswipe, OC - Complete
The Pit Just Happened? (Under heavy rewrite!) by King-Sideswipe reviews
Lily's just your average teenage girl. That is until some guy points a gun at her and tries to kidnap her. After that, her life has turned upside down. How will Lily handle the situation? 'Specially when she finds out about a side to her family's past she never knew about... And what about her brother who was kidnapped by Decepticons? Later SSxOCxSS (UNDER HEAVY REWRITE)
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 130,611 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 10/14/2016 - Published: 3/8/2013 - [Sideswipe, OC] Soundwave, Ravage - Complete
Shattered Illusions (Shattered Glass Verse) (Also a rewrite!) by CodeNameBLOOD reviews
Karly was a big-time Transformers fan. Having used Transformers as a crutch to deal with the roughness of the world, Transformers has influenced her way of life. Like many fans, she dreams of being sent to the world of Transformers, of course realistically she knows that's just not possible...Or is it? By a weird twist of fate, Karly gets what she wants, but with a huge cost...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,880 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/28/2016 - Published: 1/29/2015 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, OC
Fireflies by ReflectiveFirefly reviews
I thought that tonight's photographs would get me into the magazine, maybe get some extra money, you know? Now, I'm running away with a sexy, giant, alien robot. The same one that trashed my car! Wait, did I just say sexy? What the frag?
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,861 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 3/19/2016 - Published: 8/5/2014 - [Jazz, OC] Ratchet
At Least We Made It This far by shmowzow11 reviews
Set in the first 'Transformers' movie. Also, my first 'Transformers' fanfic; so if you don't like it, don't read it. Sam Witwicky has an adopted sister named Desirée, who's been mute since she was taken from her real parents at the age of eight. Once Sam gets his first car, a chain-reaction of events unfold, especially when Desirée meets a blue-and-red Peterbilt.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 262 - Words: 363,019 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 7/4/2015 - Published: 7/4/2014 - Complete
Synergy by Agent 0r4ng3 reviews
A freak 'gas-line break' in the local cafe renders her blind and scarred, with no mention of the giant robots that caused the injury. Her brother is hauled in by 'Sector Seven,' whoever they are, for hacking top secret information. A car just kidnapped her, demanding her to take him to his twin brother. Since when does a car have a brother? Sunny/OC/Sides slow-build -COMPLETE-
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 418,129 - Reviews: 1719 - Favs: 1,167 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 2/11/2015 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Sideswipe - Complete
Ratio of 2 to 1 by CallmeOptimus reviews
Life is going decently for a woman who lives off on her own in Nevada. That is, until she receives a strange gift and an unexpected visit from a couple of strangers. A Sideswipe/OC/Sunstreaker story.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 49,467 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Sideswipe
The Paratrooper and the Samurai by renegadewriter8 reviews
A series of oneshots concerning Crosshairs and Drift, mostly post-Age of Extinction but there will be some that explore their past individually and together before they even realized they had feelings for each other. Marked as complete but will be adding oneshots as the inspiration hits.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,587 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 8/5/2014 - Crosshairs, Drift - Complete
My Life, My Way by RoseElla reviews
Rose goes back to save Dimitri in the cave, at the end of SK., after being unconcious for 3 weeks Rose goes to russia with Dimitri, Lissa, and Chritian to meet Dimitri's Family. Why, you might ask. Read to find out.By the way this is also my first FanFic.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,740 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
War: Guardian Vs Novice by Always-Pottermore reviews
This is the continuation of the talk by agirlnamedraven. The novice guardians have just graduated and have just declared war on the gaurdians. Lots of pranks to be pulled and with Rose god knows what will happen. Dimitri never died in shadow kissed. Lemon
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,678 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
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