Jorus C'baoth
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Joined 04-14-10, id: 2327838, Profile Updated: 03-17-14
Author has written 24 stories for Silent Hill, Doom, Resident Evil, James Bond, Ultimate Marvel, Final Fantasy VIII, Star Wars, Stargate, Left 4 Dead, Final Fantasy VII, Ben 10, Metal Gear, Zone of The Enders, Marvel, Red Faction, and Ultimate Spider-Man.

I've erased all the information from my profile. Why? IT WAS A PAIN IN THE ASS TO MANAGE!

So, now I'm putting up a new profile. Why? I don't care. You don't care. Nobody cares.

That's how sh*t works.

Who am I? I write stuff. Most notably, I'm probably know for my Bond fics, and I don't mind that. I put a lot of work into those. Y'know what else I put a lot of work into? Red Planet. Not so many people read that, unfortunately. Oh well, some people do.

I'm a fan of a great many things. Just looking at my fanfics tells you I'm a fan of Final Fantasy, Doom, Red Faction, James Bond, Left 4 Dead, Ultimate Marvel, Resident Evil, Silent Hill, Star Wars and Stargate. My name comes from a character in one of my favorite Star Wars books, Outbound Flight. Hilariously, I can't think of many ideas for Star Wars stories, and I don't know why.

I'm told I'm good at making dialogue sound natural, which I find funny. I don't think my own words sound natural, let alone the words of the characters I write.

In addition to all the stories I've already written,

GoldenEye 2010 (complete)
The Quantum Trilogy, Book 1: Casino Royale (complete)
The Quantum Trilogy, Book 2: Quantum of Solace (on hiatus)
The Quantum Trilogy, Book 3: A Game of Sorts (on hiatus)
Killing Some Time (on hiatus)
Final Fantasy VIII: Love Can Ignite the Stars (abandoned)
Gateway (abandoned)
Star Wars: The Force Unleashed III (abandoned)
The DOOM Chronicles: The Ultimate DOOM (still abandoned)
Red Planet (on hiatus)
Green Planet: The Prelude to Red Planet (completed)
Silent Hill: The Unending Nightmare (completed)
Resident Evil (???)
Ultimate Comics: X-23 (abandoned)
Ultimate Comics: Spider-Woman (abandoned)
Becca (completed)
Grand Admiral Thrawn meets Slenderman (completed)
Final Fantasy VII: The Anime Series (uncertain)
Men of Action - Unite! (completed)
Metal Gear Solid: Radio Drama (abandonded)
Jehuty: Zone of the Enders (we'll see)
Iron Man: Technovore (in progress)
Dolores: Zone of the Enders (we'll see)
Star Wars - The Clone Wars: The Forced Clone (in progress),

I have plans for

GoldenEye 2010: Reloaded (remake of my previous work, more faithful to the 2010 game)
Skyfall (novelization of the film, probably won't happen until after QoS, A Game of Sorts, GE2010 and Blood Stone, oh yeah, this movie is AWESOME)

Update 4-16-13: At the moment, all Bond fanfics are on hiatus, and won't be updated until I work up a temporary Bond fetish, and right now, it ain't happening. I put a sentence in each in-progress chapter every now and again, but right now my focus is on FFVII:TAS. And a secret crossover that I hope to drop on you all soon.

Update 9-11-13: Yeah, I've had everything on hiatus for a while now. Writer's Block. Hopefully, I'm getting over it. My writing on other stories is proceeding very nicely, however, just not my fanfiction writing. I've got an idea for one that I might start writing today, but which might not be published for a little while. Oh well, we'll find out. Oh, and, Men of Action is getting a sequel.

Update 11-29-13: Hi all, I've accidentally been ignoring you! And, yes, I mean accidental. Those last two projects which used to be ????'s were originally a long series-wide fanfic novelization of the Resident Evil series, using what had been my original Resident Evil fanfic (which is still up, for some reason, I don't know why I haven't taken it down) and going in chronological order (0-1-2-3-CVX-DSC-UC-4-DEG-REV-LIN-5-DE-DMN-6). It has gained no progress, and probably won't be finished. The second was a Syphon Filter fic that would be a sequel to Syphon Filter: Logan's Shadow, but my contacts inside Interpol (Syphon reference) haven't responded. It may still happen, if the guy I've been throwing plot at ever responds. My novelization of the MGS Radio Drama has hit a dead end. I just can't seem to build up the drive to write it. FFVII:TAS is pretty much dead, for much the same reason. Whenever I get back to Bond (which may happen, I don't know), I'll finish QoS and A Game of Sorts, but the question is whether or not I'll do any more than that. The sequel for Men of Action has lost its focus. The bad guy is too tough to define, and as a result, the whole fic has dropped down the toilet. Hell, ALL my writing has pretty much dropped down the toilet. Whether I like it or not, something is going up by the end of the year.

Update 12-21-13: Today, I posted the four complete chapters that I have of a Zone of the Enders novelization. Hopefully it garners interest.

Update 1-21-14: I like to show up occasionally, freak out those two/three readers I have by updating my profile page. Sadly, not a lot has happened. I'm in a bit of transition, floating between Bond, Red Planet, and a possible revival of Resident Evil. I don't know when anything will actually come to fruition, but hopefully we'll see soon. Oh, and my grand experiment of my ZOE novelization has pretty much failed. To get reads, I had to drop it from M to T (something I was hoping I didn't have to do), and I had to be the first read for chapter 2 myself, because for some absolutely f*cked up reason, people were only reading chapters 1, 3 and 4.

Update 2-10-14: A few days ago, I started posting a story called Iron Man: Technovore, a fanfic set in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. I've so far posted three chapters, and I'm doing pretty good on it.

Update 3-17-14: I started a new Star Wars fic a week or so ago. I had just finished watching Season Six of The Clone Wars and found that I had a story to tell. It's called The Forced Clone, and is about a Jango Fett clone that has accidentally developed Force sensitivity. Prior to that, after Technovore, I uploaded the two chapters I have of a second ZOE novelization. Right now, Technovore and The Forced Clone are the only two things I'm working on. Technovore's 5th chapter is just about done, and the 1st chapter (after the Prologue) of The Forced Clone is deep in writing, but not yet close to finished.

If you are sick and goddamned tired of people posting that shit that says "Copy and Paste this in your Profile", then copy and paste this in your profile.

Now, a little bit about me:

My name's Josh, I live with my parents (no job, no place to go, not really ashamed, and I don't live in the basement). Despite actually having published a book (it's on Amazon, called Dead Place), I only consider myself an aspiring writer, and I'll probably continue to write fanfiction, even if I become a bestseller (fat chance of that). I play video games, mostly, but I also read and watch movies. My life consists of waking up, doing sh*t for 15/16 hours, going to sleep. It's a boring existence, and if anybody who reads this is in Goshen, Indiana and can hire me, I'd REALLY appreciate it.

Now, you know as much as you need to. Go, read my stories, review them, keep reading them, keep reviewing them.

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To Whom It May Condemn James Bond fanfic novella by Blinker Hitch reviews
A weak and watery tribute to the wonderful world of Ian Fleming's James Bond, written in the hope that it will encourage readers to buy and read Ian Fleming's stories. TWIMC is a tribute to Fleming's novels, not the cinema outings, fun though they are.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,548 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 11/12/2009 - James Bond/007 - Complete
007: Quantum of Solace (2008) ON HIATUS by DrStrangelovPhD reviews
A novelization of the 22nd Bond film, Quantum of Solace. So far, the longest fan-fic I've ever done, almost a year in the works. Uploading it bit-by-bit, so bear with me. *On Hiatus*
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,310 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Camille, D. Greene, James Bond/007
Spider, Spider by zenith020388 reviews
He faces his family, grown larger by two. She faces her old life, lived by someone new. He faces the world, hated and reviled. She faces the beast, hopelessly wild. The fallout of the clone wars. Ultimate Spider Man
Ultimate Marvel - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,670 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 6/24/2007
The Ghost of a Chance by Alexander Turnbull reviews
What links a series of horrific terror attacks to a German assassin and a 'celebrity' Russian Billionaire? From Goodwood to the Tyrol and onto the Web for a gut-wrenching climax James Bond must force the odds in his favour. Contemporary Bond novel.
James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 107,451 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 9/1/2008 - James Bond/007 - Complete
A New Way to Die by Sly M. Cogan reviews
A James Bond novelette. After botching a mission in Austria that leads to a fellow agent's murder and a scientist's abduction, 007 races from Austria to Australia to stop mad scientists from developing a formula that can turn men into monsters. Complete.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,885 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 12/15/2007 - James Bond/007, M 3, Miss Nagai, Q 2/R - Complete
The Coldest Weapon by trips2007 reviews
This is my second Bond story; While on a routine mission with a colleague, they uncover a piece of hardware consisting of platinum, he must uncover the true purpose for this strange device whether it is a weapon or much more.
James Bond - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 68,724 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Complete
The Legacy of Death by trips2007 reviews
After taking out a Double agent in Zurich, Bond has become the target of an organization bent on manipulating the world, if you care please Read & Review.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,304 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Complete
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Star Wars The Clone Wars: The Forced Clone reviews
A Long Time Ago, In A Galaxy Far, Far Away... A special clone breaks free from containment on Kamino, and travels to Coruscant a stowaway on a Republic cargo ship. He searches for help, for guidance, and a way to escape the bounty hunters sent after him. His search takes him to the most unlikely of allies in a former Padawan.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/12 - Ahsoka T., OC
Iron Man: Technovore reviews
Set in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, post Iron Man 3. When a mysterious group breaks Emil Blonsky, aka the Abomination, out of containment, SHIELD tasks Tony "Iron Man" Stark with taking both Blonsky and this mysterious group down, but Blonsky is only stage one of the group's plan, and their leader has ties to Tony's past.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,220 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 2/6
Dolores: Zone of the Enders
Novelization of the ZOE anime, beginning with 2167 I DOLO and continuing from there. At the moment, there are two chapters, but eventually, there should be more. Please read/review.
Zone of The Enders - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,331 - Published: 2/16
Jehuty Zone of the Enders reviews
Novelization of the first Zone of the Enders game. Not a straight novelization, but more of an expansion as well. There are plenty of things in this that were not in the game. The story may or may not end up finished, its posting here is simply to find an audience.
Zone of The Enders - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,334 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2013
Metal Gear Solid: Radio Drama reviews
A novelization of the non-canon radio drama set after Metal Gear Solid on the PS1. At the moment, I don't know if this will be continued, please read, review, and tell me if you want to see more.
Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/16/2013
Final Fantasy VII: The Anime Series reviews
An anime adaptation of the iconic video game. Cloud Strife and Tifa Lockhart are Japanese high school students thrown into a war when AVALANCHE attacks a Mako Reactor. Contains a mix of original and adapted material. NOTE: Reuploaded chapters 1 and 2, with minor edits.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,628 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 11/6/2012
Men of Action Unite! reviews
A crossover between all three cartoons created by Man of Action: Ben 10, Generator Rex and Ultimate Spider-Man. Three teams of heroes unite to defeat their greatest enemies, and save all three worlds from total dominion at the hands of the evil conqueror, Vilgax
Crossover - Ben 10 & Ultimate Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,260 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Complete
The Quantum Trilogy, Book 2: Quantum of Solace reviews
Novelization of the 2008 film. Book 2 in my Bond fanfic series.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,541 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 9/21/2012
Grand Admiral Thrawn and the Slenderman reviews
This was a very strange story to write. I just thought: "I wanna see Thrawn talking to Slenderman", and here is the result, a pretty short story.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Thrawn - Complete
The Quantum Trilogy, Book 3: A Game of Sorts reviews
Book 3 in my James Bond fanfic series. I'll be publishing it alongside Quantum, since this is the first original story. The final part of the Quantum Trilogy. Book 2 will be getting more attention until it's finished, but this'll get chapters every so often.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 9/24/2012
Gateway reviews
This is my version of Stargate the film, updated to 2011 and brought more in line with the TV shows. I uploaded another chapter, but it's practically abandoned. There are supposed to be quotation marks where the random letters are.
Stargate - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Complete
Killing Some Time reviews
Book 6 of my James Bond series. A short story collection. The stories take place in no particular order.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2011
The Quantum Trilogy, Book 1: Casino Royale reviews
Based on the 2006 film staring Daniel Craig. Book 1 in my series. Edited and fixed for continuity with future fanfics.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,505 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Complete
Becca reviews
This is presented as Zoey watching a recording from a fifteen year old girl who eventually becomes a Witch.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Complete
Red Planet reviews
A crossover between Red Faction and Doom 3. Parker is an Ultor miner, John Kane is a UAC marine. As the Red Faction revolts against Ultor's oppression, the UAC has to fight the demons of Hell. We've played these games separately, now they come together.
Crossover - Doom & Red Faction - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,615 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011
Green Planet: Prelude to Red Planet
A prequel to my Doom 3/Red Faction crossover. Takes place between twenty months and two weeks before Red Planet.
Crossover - Doom & Red Faction - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,891 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Complete
Final Fantasy VIII: Love Can Ignite the Stars reviews
What if Squall had been born female, yet changed into a male to protect her identity? What would happen? What would change? Rated M for sexual situations nothing gratuitous and language
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,627 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011
Star Wars The Force Unleashed III reviews
This is my idea for the third game. It is set just after the end of The Force Unleashed II
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Complete
Ultimate Comics: X23 reviews
The Ultimate version of X-23. Uses and overwrites Ultimate Comics: X. The story of Jimmy, Kitty and X-23 as they battle the forces of evil.
Ultimate Marvel - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,262 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Complete
Ultimate Comics: Spider Woman reviews
Ultimate Spider-Woman, takes place after Ultimate Comics: Doom.
Ultimate Marvel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Complete
GoldenEye 2010 reviews
Remake of GoldenEye, inspired by the WiiMake, starring Daniel Craig. Now non-canon to the rest of my Bond fics.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,915 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Complete
The DOOM Chronicles: The Ultimate DOOM reviews
Level by level, an adaptation of The Ultimate DOOM. Abandoned.
Doom - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Complete
Resident Evil reviews
Novelization of the 2002 GameCube remake. Abandoned.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,252 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Complete
The Unending Nightmare reviews
Contains mostly original characters, set against the backdrop of an alternate Silent Hill, not connected to either the games or the movie. Uses game and movie characters, however.
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 36,766 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Complete