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Joined 04-14-10, id: 2328287, Profile Updated: 10-21-11
Author has written 3 stories for Pineapple Express, My Own Private Idaho, and Boardwalk Empire.

Hey, bilkesspawn here! The names stupid, but it has a meaning :D (you probably don't want to know) I stopped using my old account 'cause my bad habits (never updating, never replying to emails, never contributing to forums and so on) were probably pissing off the few people who ever read the garbage I wrote. =)

So here's some basic stats about me!

Age: 15

Star Sign: Leo

Height: incredibly tall! But I'm the only one who thinks so :'(

Hobbies: Watching movies, reading, reading autobiographies, writing when I have the energy for it, talking to my dogs, and texting witty things to people with perfect grammar and punctuation (LOL, ROFL, LMAO and all that shit are pretty much a no-go), arguing (the only sport at which I am extremely adept), sleeping in the afternoon because it's easire than sleeping at night, online (DVD) shopping,

A fun fact about me: Unlike many aspiring writers, I'm not too good with caffein. I once drank half a cup of coffee and wanted to vomit. But it still tasted nice...

Fav directors:

Stanley Kubrick, Quentin Tarantino, Roman Polanski, Woody Allen, Ingmar Bergman, The Coen Brothers, Edgar Wright, Federico Fellini, Alfred Hitchcock, Francis Ford Coppola, Werner Herzog

Fav actors: Marlon Brando, Paul Newman, John Cazale, Robert Walker, Sidney Poitier, Klaus Kinski, Robert DeNiro, Steve Buscemi, Jack Nicholson, Daniel Bruhl, Jimmy Stewart, Tim Roth, Marcello Mastrioanni, Spencer Tracy, Michael Fassbender, PHILLIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN, Ralph Fiennes, Al Pacino, Gene Kelly, Robert Mitchum, Fred Astaire,

Fav Actresses: GIULIETTA MASINA, Diane Keaton, Melanie Laurent, Tamsin Greig, Faye Dunaway, Katherine Hepburn, Ingrid Bergman, Elizabeth Taylor, Jodie Foster (only in particular movies like Taxi Driver, The Little Girl Who Lives Down The Lane, and Silence of the Lambs) Gloria Swanson,

Comedians: Stephen Merchant, Peter Serafinowicz, Ricky Gervais, Hannah Gadsby, Dylan Moran, Heath Franklin, Carl Barron, Steve Wrigley,

As you can probably tell, I REALLY love movies. And I plan to be a director. or atleast screenwriter if that doesn't work out.

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Coming Round For Pizza by Little Miss Bovver reviews
Nathan wants Kelly to come out for pizza. She isn’t so sure. TEXTFIC
Misfits, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Kelly, Nathan Y. - Complete
Sun, Surf, Cowboys and ConMen by Tidy Kestrel reviews
Alternate ending to "Midnight Cowboy". Joe and Rico make it to Miami. Rated because of the movie's content.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Son by Tenebrus reviews
Tom Hagen’s perspective on the night that Sonny died. Bookverse. What does it mean to be a Sicilian, a Consigliere, a brother, and a son? Please review!
Godfather - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Complete
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With Child reviews
Lucy resolves she and Nelsons 'situation', but Nelson finds himself less than pleased with the result.
Boardwalk Empire - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Van Alden, Lucy D. - Complete
The Return reviews
Mike goes in and out of consciousness as he is taken toward his old home. Drabble, possibly a multi-chapter.
My Own Private Idaho - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2010
SEX: The Fine Line Between Friendship and Love reviews
Trying to grasp for logic when high was like trying to find smoke in the mist. Damn near impossible, and not often attempted.' A slight snapshot of frustration and distress on Dale's part. Dale/Saul slash. One-shot, rated T for implied sex and language.
Pineapple Express - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Complete