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Dear Bella Swan, you're Playing with the Big Boys by Dobber17 reviews
All Human. One day in gym class, Forks High learns that Bella Swan can kick. The football team needs a kicker. The result of that: Bella makes the football team. The problem: None of the guys want a girl on their team. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 99,377 - Reviews: 1337 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 1,314 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Complete
Gilmore girls by WritelkeUmeanit reviews
Pre-gg. "You will meet an annoying woman today. Give her coffee, and she'll go away." He gave her coffee. She didn't go away. Humor/Family/Friendship/Romance/Drama.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 60 - Words: 217,337 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Lorelai G., Luke D.
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 19920 - Favs: 11,226 - Follows: 6,802 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Harder they Fall by Ironic Twist reviews
Bella Swan had big dreams that were quashed by reality. Now, a momentary indescretion may cost her the little she has. Or maybe it will be the best mistake she's ever made. Edward Cullen's life is perfect. Well, almost. Perhaps these two can help each other out in an unorthodox way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 348,581 - Reviews: 10840 - Favs: 5,436 - Follows: 5,720 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
bound for glory by wtvoc reviews
A new fic by jandco & withthevampsofcourse- A ridiculous tale of accidental misdemeanors, felonies, past affairs and six kids on the run from life. Not necessarily realistic, but AH anyway.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,478 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 990 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 12/3/2010
Freshman by zoey21q reviews
Lori thought she was going to waste her high school life away alone. That is, until she got lost in the halls one day and stumbled upon a group of people that, just three short years ago, were thinking pretty much the same thing.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,431 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Kurt H.
Waitingand Coffee by zoey21q reviews
Fluff galore! It's not too long and I think it says something about these characters. Please enjoy!
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 538,967 - Reviews: 21114 - Favs: 11,571 - Follows: 7,318 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dying By Degrees by Reamhar reviews
What if Bella’s thoughts on the plane flying back to Seattle from Italy take her in a different direction from the plot in New Moon? Just where could a little twist of fate take the characters? Cannon couples, and rated M just to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 109,527 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Take the Ice by bellamarie117 reviews
Competitive figure skater Bella Swan meets NHL hockey player Edward Cullen. Bella's Olympic dreams are crushed by injury. Can he help her find the strength to take the ice again? Will they find love and friendship in the meantime? A/H, M, E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 425,876 - Reviews: 8063 - Favs: 6,632 - Follows: 3,364 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
May and His December by Oxymoronic8 reviews
Years ago, Alice had a vision: Edward would find a mate at Christmas. After decades of trying to dissuade his meddling family by bringing home the vilest girls he can find, Edward happens upon a bitter old woman & awakens to what could've been.AU;OOC;O/S
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,652 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 86 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Illegal Contact by Jen733 reviews
Edward Masen is a 29 year old former NFL football player, now coaching high school football in Forks. He leads a quiet life until he meets a woman that will change his life forever. What's been missing from his life may be right in front of him. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 13186 - Favs: 7,152 - Follows: 3,926 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wings by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
For Elle.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 84 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2122 - Favs: 3,528 - Follows: 1,643 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
A Darker Shade of Twilight by Frakking Toasters reviews
Ever wondered what would have happened if James really did have Renee at the ballet studio? What if things got a little more dramatic? Want to hear Edward's tortured POV? Check out this alternative ending to Twilight. WARNING -Sexual Assault. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 115,613 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Complete
Finding Bella by Wishingforlove81 reviews
Held captive for almost four years by two nomadic vampires, Bella is found unconscious and battered. When she awakens in the Cullen household, the family is distressed to find how deeply she’s fallen into the role forced on her as an abused pet.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,101 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 912 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Cigarette Burns by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
AH. Bella is a local junkie and Edward is a famous artist. He meets Bella outside of one of his art shows and she ends up going home with him. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,585 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8290 - Favs: 7,406 - Follows: 1,693 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Umbrella by Saiyachick reviews
An umbrella is a powerful invention. It brings people closer together. Oneshot. Fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Commas and Ampersands by Lirazel reviews
It's the little things, really. [Lit]
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,450 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Rory G., Jess M. - Complete
Letter To The Editor by Moxy reviews
Voldemort writes a letter to the editor of the Daily Prophet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/18/2003
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