Author has written 15 stories for Pikmin, Misc. Games, Borderlands, Mortal Kombat, Half-Life, Bully, Halo, Mario, Legend of Zelda, X-overs, and Fallout.
Hello. I'm flattered that you visited my page, and I'd be even more flattered if you read my stories, but you should just read Fawful, Pikmin (I guess...) and MordyCie. Also, everyone who reviewed "Face." said it was funny, and I quote,"That was some good shit to read." and, "Beautiful... so... so beautiful...". Those are my better works, but I guess you could read the other ones. By the way, I already know Delta One and BorderlandsA Story Of Glasses suck, so don't review them badly, please. Also, can someone tell me the name of a Fanfiction I read in 4th grade? It involves Orange Pikmin, with tentacles, a big creature with an even BIGGER name, with a V in it, a captain named Anthony (I, by no coincidence, named a Captain in a fanfic Anthony), and Louie's relative (Niece or Cousin) gets stuck in Olimar's ship, which is about to crash. I'm from America, but i'm 50% Greek, and I LOVE Neca action figures. Yes, I'm a nerd. Also, just a little shoutout to Panache-X. Her stories are GOD-LIKE! Same with People's Person, by God! Anyway, I hope you like my stories. If you don't, you suck. Just kidding, GOD! Also, find my sister, Lili, on her profile, Loleela217, and tell her to, "Do something, dammit!" She's thinking of putting up two really crappy stories, can't wait for her to get flamed... MUHAHAHAHAHA!
Hello, fanfickers, or whatevva. I'm a Pikmin junkie, as well as Breaking Benjamin, Call of Duty, and Ermac (Mortal Kombat). But mostly Pikmin. I have had a huge fanfic in my head for years now, and little snipits will be put in my fanfic. I also may do a fanfic about Ermac. Maybe. Oh well, I guess we'll just have to wait and see. I also like Edd, Ed, N Eddy, Super Mario Bros Z, Borderlands, Bleach, swords, and defidently BULLY SCHOLARSHIP EDITION!
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Personality: sadistic, aloof, insane, and cold-blooded. Other than that, I'm OK.
Likes: Below freezing temperatures. Lucky Eskimos :
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Hey, I like Avenged Sevenfold, and I miss the Rev. So, I looked, and found this clever little comment on one of their videos (Nightmare Clean Lyric Video) and decided to show you guys this. the comment is from YouTube user Jokerrkid831 (Note: it has been flagged as spam, for some dumbass reason):
The Rev "Seized the Day" to conquer the "City of Evil" in "Bat Country", and forced the "Beast and the Harlot" to "Scream" their "Unholy Confessions". He left them "Trashed and Scattered" and "Blinded In Chains" with the "Strength of the World". He found it "Almost Easy" and became a "Sidewinder" and slithered to "A Little Piece of Heaven" in his "Afterlife", now he is "M.I.A." and his "Nightmare" has come to pass. RIP Jimmy "The Rev" Sullivan, you're gone but NEVER forgotten!
Jokerrkid831 2 weeks ago
Best poem ever!
Part 1:Here's to Euregatto making more chapters on "My Mind's Mayhem". Damn, that's funny!
Part 2:Reason's Shigeru Miyamoto should make PIKMIN 3!
1: It would mean the Wii would have a new, and actually good, game.
2:Nintendo needs to come up with something to combat Command and Conquer in terms of an RTS (although Pikmin is more of a action RTS)
3:Pikmin 2 cannot end it. That's like Harry Potter ending in Goblet Of Fire, or original trilogy Star Wars ending in Empire Strikes Back. Seriously.
4: Everyone's asking for it - everyone who knows about it, anyway.
5: Shigeru has leaned on Mario far too much- I mean, you've got 300, maybe 400 Mario games, but 7 Metroid games, 3 (Including remakes) Pikmin games, 5 Star Fox, blah blah blah, yadda yadda yadda. Come on! More Metroid FTW! And Pikmin! DOY, DERKA DER!
6:He needs to make up for Olimar's weaknesses in Super Smash Bros. Brawl. I mean, GOD!
7:Maybe then someone would make a show of Pikmin, or a comic or somethin'. Come on, Metroid had, like, 3 of em, Mario 4, even Star Fox did! Christ! Just something, even if it never gets dubbed, as long as it's subbed, JUST DO IT DAMMIT!!!!
8:Some people (Me) want to know if the Bulbmin Parasite Pikmin is orange or green. It's hard to tell, and I hope it's green!
9:I want co-op story. I could never multitask in Pikmin 2, 'cause Louie, or Shacho, NEVER EVER fought. and to really multi task, they should have let me use, like, a order wheel, maybe, to tell them what to do. Plus, when I would come back to them, half the Pikmin would be getting eaten by Godzilla-Plant-Man! I mean, COME ON! It's bullcrap!
10: They want more Pikmin publicity? I saw, like, 2 commercials for Splinter Cell Conviction (A LOT for video advertising), and 774365677675674 for Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 (A lot... so yeah.) MAKE PIKMIN 3, ADVERTISE IT, AND IT'LL SELL GODDAMMIT! GGRRAAHHH!!!! IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO GRASP, IS IT!??!??!??!??!??!??!??!??!
11: I need to see Olimar one more time, and not as a baby in Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time, or Brawl, OR some other non-Pikmin crap- Dammit, Pikmin 2 is my favorite, and no one- not Bungie (Halo), Gearbox (Borderlands) or even Valve (Portal, Half-life) will ever steal that position! Everyone else can love the most well known, well I will love this game that is a gift from Possible God (I'm Agnostic), and I won't let any game change that, dammit! NEVER! PIKMIN, OLIMAR, LOUIE, SHACHO, BULBORBS, ARACHNORBS, AND EVERYTHING RELATED FOR THE ULTIMATE GODLY WIN! F*ING YEAH!... I sometimes get emotional, as you can see... yeah.
Part 3:Also, Valve needs to continue the Half-life universe in more ways then Portal 2. Episode 3 has been confirmed as the next step, and after that, or even at that time, let's hope to learn a couple of things - Who G-man is (Duh, not Gordon, that'd be too obvious), and how Portal fits into the Half-life timeline. Is it after, Before, during what game? I need to know, and i'm not the only one. Just ask any Half Life fan, and they'll tell you. Oh, yes, they will... MUHAHAHA!... I dunno.
Part 4:Also, Skyward Sword (The new Zelda game) better not NEED Wii Motion Plus, or imma be chuckin' mah boi out the window, and play Minish Cap (Me and my brother agree that it, along with Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga, are the best GBA games EVVA. NO EXCEPTION!)... Well, turns out you do... ITS A TWAP!
Part5:Also, has anyone watched Kirby: Right Back At Ya'? Well, on Youtube, you should watch it in Japanese, but with subtitles (English=Dubbed, Japanese=Subbed). It is actually a lot better, I must admit. It has a better story, even though it's Right Back At Ya'! in its original format (Or whatever...). Anyway, don't be discouraged, Kirby still has the same exact voice in both, it's still that one girl, Makiko Ohmoto, the one from the games. Either way, it's better.
Part 6:R.I.P. Billy Mays
R.I.P. Bela Lugosi (the best actor ever)
R.I.P. Michael Jackson
R.I.P.Ganondorf (For the umpteenth time)
R.I.P.Minsc (I played Baldurs gate, and I made him fight a dragon... bad idea)
Part 7:Anyone lookin' for all the Half-Life games on a PS3? THAT would be awesome. I mean, now all my big brother has is Portal 2- WHEN IT COMES OUT! Come on! Xbox muscle shirt douches got the Orange Box, give us the... Green Box? Because Green is awesome. The only reason Orange is a good color for the Box is because... Half-Life HEV suit and Lambda Symbol. So, yeah. Or, give the Wii the Blue Box- OH MY GOD! How can I think about that? The Wii would sully Gordon and Chell and Heavy's reputation's. Plus, that would be a lot of GOOD GAMES. Way out a line, I was. Sorry if I offended you, PS3ers. I IZ NOHT WORFFY!
Part 8:Also, you know how Force Unleashed 1 was also for the Wii? Not the sequel, apparently. Shit. Oh well. I told my dad, "But dad, PS3 has God of War, Borderlands, Grand Theft Auto, Call of Duty with humanly possible controls, and, oh, I don't know, LITTLEBIGF*INPLANET, and soon the sequel!" "Yeah, well, we'd save 50 bucks-" "No, we'd waste 250! GODDAMMIT!" And that's basically how it turned out. Let's hope for Pikmin 3... we can only hope...
Part 9:Anyway, on a not so depressing side, we have On Demand now, and Cartoon Network, but they barely ever show the good shows, just Total Drama Bullshit, 6Teen and Pregnant, and LIVE-ACTION SHOWS. IT'S CARTOON NETWORK, NOT BULLSHIT-THIS-ISN'T-CARTOON-CARTOON-NETWORK. And, for the love of God, would they just show Ed, Edd, N Eddy for once? I mean, now these new kids can't watch stuff that appeals to both genders. Now, it's all girls. IF WE WANT THAT, WE CAN GO TO DISNEY, OR NICKELODEON, WHICH HAS GONE TO THE DARK SIDE! I MEAN, WE GGGGOOOTTT COMCAST FOR CARTOON NETWORK, AND THEN THIS BULLCRAP! JESUS, CHRIST! JESUS, I'LL TAKE 2-NO, 3 HOURS OUT OF MY PIKMIN 2 TIME AND GO TO CHURCH IF YOU JUST KILL AND SMITE THE R-TARD WHO DID THIS! PPLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAASSEE!...Pwease?
Oh, but Gumballs ok.
Part 10:Also, in case you didn't know, Crackdown 2 is comin' out! Except this time, you don't get an invitation to the Halo: Reach Beta or somethin' (Not that you need it anymore, considering how some people found it better than the actual reason they bought it), you'll get Keys to the city, worthwhile bosses, new awesome guns, and a new enemy to face... Zombies! OK, so they're actually called Freaks, they're yellow, and they are fast and strong... but they're basically Zombies. Also, for those that were able to know the ways of the city last game, the guys who are making it said (And showed!) that the city is almost exactly how we left it... though a bit more protective. People block doors, make barriers, carry guns, and unfortunately, follow advice on signs that say "Play dead!" Yeah, she's not playing dead anymore... WAH WAH WAAAAAAAAH. Don't play dead with Zombies. Seriously. Zombies eat anything, even ROCKS they think'll taste good, so why would they care if it's fresh or not? Sure it's preferable, buuut... still.
Part 11:Oh, also the new Nightmare on Elm Street movie? No. Never gonna watch it. The most important thing, for one, is that Robert Englund isn't Freddy. And two, Wes Craven isn't directing it. Plus, it's a remake of a 80's-90's Horror franchise. You might think there aren't that many 80's-90's Horror franchises, oh, but there are. Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Freddy. Jason. Michael Myers. Scream. The Hills Have Eyes. It goes on and on and on and on and on and on... you get the point. Anyway, ALL of those got remade. And you know what? THEY SHUX BAWLLZ! Oh, but Wes IS directing new Scream... If he's letting Ghostface out of the Box (I bet you don't get the joke... ;>), why's he letting some retard take Wes and, the man who is suprisingly more important then the director, Robert Englund? It's all about money, now... just to prove it, read Part 9.
Part 12:Marilyn Manson scares the crap out of me. The fact that his name is a portmanteau (Or whatever) of Marilyn Monroe and... uum... Charles Manson just makes him more scary. Plus, have you seen his remake of This Is Halloween from The Nightmare Before Christmas? Uuuuggh... you wouldn't believe that it's really a Disney song remake! And, his best song,which is still just a remake, Sweet Dreams... It fits Freddy Krueger so well, don't you think? That's what makes it creepy! But, yeah... still a creepy guy.
Part 13:You know, your gonna say I was hired to say this and I'm getting money (I wish), but even if you already have Resident Evil 5, or any version other than Gold, you should still get Gold Edition. I mean, it's got a crapload of new stuff, and one of the modes (I forgot the name-That PROVES I'm not being hired) Is like normal Resident Evil, but newer, and more (But still not a lot) action oriented. My big Brother mentioned in Part 4 hugged me when he got it... yeah, we're nerds. But think about it. You wouldn't reading this without a large amount of nerds, one for a computer, one for the internet, the mouse you take for granted, this website, and one for the profile option. Plus, we wouldn't have: houses, clothes, phones, electricity, annoying cell phone tones that only the people who got them like, video games (Which I need to sustain life) Teddy Bears, T.V., and, most important to anyone who has an account on this, books. So next time you give a nerd a swirlie, remember you just might not get a "Friend of the creator" discount on immortality pills or somethin'. Oh, wait, that reminds me. As that one black guy from Left 4 Dead said, "PILLZ HERE!"... or the biker, or the slut, Zoey (Who looks exactly like Claire Redfield from Resident Evil) or the awesome Army guy, Bill. Oddly enough, I don't remember the black guys name. That must come off as a bit racist, but I really do forget his name... yeah it still sounds racist.
Part 14: Immortal by Adema. It's the Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance song. Now, normally, Video game theme songs don't sound like they're obviously from a video game, but this one does. I mean, even "Seven Rings In Hand" wouldn't sound like a Sonic song if no one told him or her it was. They would just think he's a pimp who illegally has 7 wives, but had enough money to buy 7 rings. Although 6 of them probably came with a Happy Meal. Either way, the songs okay, but WAAAAAY too obvious. Seriously, "Leader of Lost Souls"? Is Quan Chi this guys religion? It would seem my friend believes in Mortal Kombat... oh, well, a world in which you can get smashed in a smelting building and come back sounds good to me! Plus, Earth just sucks. Horribly.
Part 15:So, I know I'm not the only one who wants a new Half-Life, and it wouldn't hurt if NECA made some action figures of it. Oh, and maybe a way to download it without...STEAM. God, that stuff is R-Tarded. I mean, It takes you 2 hours of "Waiting for updates", but theres nothing after it's done! OK, let's say this guy, who played the other Half-Lifes on consoles, wants to play a little bit of Episode One, 'cause at the time there was no Episode 2, and so he says, "Hey, I'm gonna go and get some soup." so he cooks it, about 30 minutes. He comes back, and its still loading. "... I'm gonna eat this reeeally slow." So, 5 minutes later, its done. "Ooh, I wonder what updates I go-" A window pops up, saying something along the lines of, "No updates found. Enjoy the game." 0_o-What? >:O-DAMMIT! Such is the way of Steam. Dammit, Valve. Just dammit.
Part 16:You know, Resident Evil Afterlife is coming out. MOTHER F*CKING F*CK F*CK F*CK!!!! Anyone who knows anything about the games knows that they suck. Why? The games are the original, and thus better, and Uwe Boll might as well have made these movies. I mean, they intentionally piss the FUGG out of us gamers by ruining the story, making Mary Sue's (Characters that just HAFTA be better then anyone), and killing off everyone good. So all live-action Resident Evil movies can suckle Michael Jackson titties. However...
Part 17:Then there's Degeneration. Everything about it is good. They've got the original voice actors for Leon, Claire, and Ingrid, it's canon (Part of the official storyline), the action scenes are great, awesome story, ZOMBIES (Back after their absence in RE4, and Leon himself seems to still prefer zombies over Ganados. Of course, however, in RE2, the zombies looked like people who sniffed to much illegal substance, and not zombies. too Silent Hill-ish), and the epicness of Da Ho (Claire) and Da Bro (Leon)... and Da Other Ho (Ingrid). Plus, we get to see more G-Virus! Yay! Sure, the T-virus, and all those other ones are pretty good, but the G-Virus gives you eyes where they ought not be (Las Plagas is a variant of the G, a weaker one)! Also, there's good acting, a Chris mention, and a good offer (At Wal-Mart, they're selling it with a Degeneration T-shirt. Yippee!). That's 10 good things, and I'm just at the tip of the iceberg. Either way, rent it, buy it, or rent it and never return it, move to Japan, join the Yakuza, and carry a gun with you. I'd just buy it. But, anyway, it's great, and a resident evil movie actually worth BUYING (Unlike the live-action shit holes), so buy it, dammit. It's made by Capcom!
Part 18:Does anyone here play Flash games? If you have, then I hope you've played Thing-Thing, and DEFINITLY!! Clear Vision. Thing-Thing is a 2-D shooting game in which you play as Project 154 (Or 15-sumthin) and try to escape your creators after you learn you will be used as a weapon for the military. Needless to say, the shooting mechanics are fun, the Grey-scale graphics are a visual treat, and the story, though a bit straight forward, is pretty good and consistent. But, if I had to choose between Clear Vision and Thing-Thing, I would choose Clear Vision. It tells the story of a Swedish (According to Addictinggames.com) person, forced to kill for hire after his family is killed, himself tooken as a mercenary. Later, he escapes, and works doing the only thing he was ever taught to do-kill. Later, he is forced to either join a corporation (SD4, I beleive) or be turned in to the cops. I'm not gonna ruin the story from there. The games Grey (and red)-scale graphics, simple controls (point and click) and brilliantly emotional story, make this THE Flash game of choice. Definatly play it, or, how about someone makes a Clear Vision game on LittleBigPlanet2? When it comes out, of course, but still, these two games show true craftsmanship. Bookmark it, rate it a 5, just play it, its good. They both are great.
Part 19:You know what's bullshit?* That whole "Han shot first" controversy. Listen. I'm a Star Wars fan. I like Han Solo's character. I love the whole blaster concept. But JESUS-MOSES-GOD-ALLAH-MUHHAMED-BUDDAH-JUMBI-FU*!!!!!!!!!11 Does it matter that much that you make a whole controversy? The only thing stupid about it is when they digitally make Harrison Ford shift his head. Don't know what I'm talking about? Watch Angry Video Game Nerd. Anyway, if it matters so much to these people, boycott the new scenes in the old movies. Worked with racist buses and grapes, might as well work for shitty special effects.
part 20:You know, on the internet, there are 3 things that keep me clicking. Billy Mays commercials, Angry Video Game Nerd, and VG Cats. Why? Billy Mays is Frakkin' awesome, what with the yelling and the screaming (I'm not joking, it's awesome), Aeris is a funny character, as well as Dr. Hobo, Leo, Major Payne, and PantsMan, and I love to see people excessively swear with hand gestures about... anything, really. Except the above column, of course. So, heres an idea...
A video game in which you play as James Rolfe, with the 2nd player
And yes, I am a truly effed up sunnuvabeetch.
Part 21:Just started watching Nostalgia Critic videos today... and holy F*ck nuggets* are they good. I still prefer James D. Rolfe as Angry Video Game Nerd or Board James, along side Motherf*cker Mike and Kyle Justin, but damn, you ain't shit until you know about his videos.
Part 22:You know what I'm frikkin' sick of? That whole "GMAN IZ GERDN FREMANN" Bullcrap. G-man is a slang term meaning someone from the government, which fits his appearence. Yeah, yeah, there's the G(ordon Free)man theory, but seriously? That's too f*ckin' obvious. G-man is a mysterious man. If that's true, then that "GMAN IZ GERDN FREMANN" theory is bullshit.
... Anyway, here's my most recent news.
I just published the second Prequel to my Pikmin-Kanito war Fanfic I have made (My first 3 stories on this were the last 3 parts... or were they the last? I dunno. I might continue it...). It's called "Pikmin: Sequel to a Prequel" or somethin'. Either way, I think it's good, or at least better than BorderlandsA Story of Glasses, all grammatical mistakes intended. Also, Delta One sux bawls too, so please don't read it. I also got the Hunter from Halo's name wrong in it. Quite embarassing, I must say... although a guy who can't spell right (Look up it's reviews) said MordyCie is good, but he was probably just in a hurry... I mean, look at his story, A cold wind blows. It's REEEEALLY good!
We just went to a lot of garage sales, and bought an Xbox! Unfortunately, we were ripped off! The controller is an Xbox one, but this one obviously doesn't fit. But, when we do get a good controller, we've got this Zombie game (Stubbs the Zombie IN Rebel Without a Pulse) and- DRUM ROLL PLEAZ-dududududududududuud- Elder Scrolls III Morrowind!!!!! Also, they accidentaly put a racing game, Juiced, in the Stubbs game case. Eh, oh well. It's OK, I guess. Only racing games I like are Mario Kart and it's countless rip-offs. Just 'cuz.
Whelp, we got it all working, and by the time you read this, we now also have Halo 2, the Burger King games, and Ghost Recon. I don't give a flyin' cwap if it's Platinum Hits or not, I FWIGGIN' HATE IT! Oh, also, on related news, you need-and I mean just to play, NEED-XBox Live for it Juiced. Oh, well. At least it was only a racing game. But I'm hoping we can get XBox Live for Halo 2. I've already got 3 new custom gametypes, pretty good ones, too.
I'm doing a crossover with a fellow author, here on Fanfiction. Not gonna give away details... you might find out who, though, if you look aaaaaaaalllllll the way down... that's my only hint ;D.
To action figure fans... Do you know that the Halo: Reach action figures are out now? And they're GREAT! I've got Noble Six (the protagonist) and an Elite... although the Elite does look a bit to fat and cartoonish, it's a great figure.
Favorite video game:Pikmin 2
Favorite animals:Zebra, Cat
Favorite cartoon:Ed, Edd, N Eddy
Favorite shooter:Half-life (Despite not having it:))
Favorite Internet Meme:All Your Base Are Belong To Us
Favorite Internet Celebrity:Shane Dawson (I
Favorite Music:Alternative Rock, Metal, Heavy Metal, "Weird Al" Yankovic (Especially "eBay)
Favorite Action ( Devil May Cry ((Like a Bitch)), God Of War, etc.) Video Game:Hunter: the Reckoning
Favorite comedy:Austin Powers (Why make trillions when we can make... BILLIONS?)
Favorite RPG:Dragon Age: Origin (Don't have it)
Favorite cat: Cindell (My MALE cat)
Favorite Call Of Duty Character: Dimitri (might make a fanfic about him)
Favorite resident evil (normal): Resident Evil 0
Favorite Resident Evil (Shooter): Resident Evil 5
Looks like:A Nazi
Favorite books:Harry Potter, Series Of Unfortunate Events, Lord Of The Rings, Hatchet series
Favorite actor:Robert Englund(Freddy Krueger:D)
Favorite villian:Count Olaf (I dunno)
Favorite hero:Samus Aran (she iz AWESOME)
Favorite video game character:Ermac (Now that I think about it, characters.)
Favorite silent guy:Gordon Freeman (All he needs is an effing CROWBAR!!)
Favorite cyborg:Sektor from Mortal Kombat (Kaboom.)
Favorite OC(s):Ken Dy (Mine), Serbol (Andor1's)
Favorite mentally unstable person:Sheogorath.
Favorite toy:LEGO (It's SUPPOSED to be capitalized.)
Least favorite villian:Doctor Doom (>:O)
Least favorite actor:Mel Gibson (He's mean >:
Least favorite book:Spiderwick (>:
Least favorite person:Britney Spears. 'Nuff said.
Least favorite singer:Anyone who sings pop, rap, modern R&B, or Hip hop. Boo.
Least favorite animal:Dog (They are EEVIIILLL >:O).
Least favorite fighter: Jax (Mortal Kombat).
Least favorite Shooter: Minority Report (It is complete and utter SUCK!! XD)
Favorite G.I.Joe figure: The Doctor (Bad guy from the movie :I)
Favorite Sci Fi Anything: The Doctor (Doctor Who
Favorite weapon of mass destruction:Death Star. IZZ OWWSHUM.
Least favorite groups:Call of Duty fans(No offense:I), Nazis, French (JK...?)and annoying Alaskans (Sarah Palin>:
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I don't take inconsistencies good. Like, the A-Team movie. I think the old show was pretty damn cool, but the movie... The war the did the crime in was in the Middle East (NOT Vietnam), and there's a reason B.A. doesn't like planes. And, on an unrelated note, there's Face. His name is fitting. Just look at that face. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!... yeah.
I like Nerds. If one kind of people could live, and it was up to me, it would be the nerds. No, not priests, or religious people, or politicians, or soldiers, or old wise dudes (Don't worry-They're nerds too), or anything like that. Because the world needs nerds, or there is literally NOTHING.
I look like a Nazi, but almost all my friends are Obese Hebrews.
I love Ed, Edd, 'N Eddy. It is the best thing ever, PERIOD! If you think those new shows that take up time slots that should be the Ed-Boy's, I want you dead. If only I had Jango Fett's phone number, all those people would be dead. My dad can make jokes about how many of the kids on it are weird. Well, Bonanza SHUX BAWLZ, almost as much as anything on Disney within the last 35 years and beyond. Anyway, EENE is the only good show (Other than the old ones, like Camp Lazlo, Johnny Bravo((A REALLY old one)) Powerpuff Girls, Hi Hi Yaki Hami Yumi Show ((Somethin' like that)) and such) that is on Cartoon Network today. And that's coming from someone who has the mind of a 7-year old.
My current account avatar is of Ken Dy, my favorite of my OC's.
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