The Vampire's Assistants
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As you may have noticed, the old stories are GONE...I may bring a few back, I will definately rewrite The Unusual Adventures of HIEI! and post it again.

BUT, I posted the story that I wrote, but Oni Mitzuna (Now known as Toasters-of-Doom) posted it because I left it at her house. And I had written a second chapter recently, so I posted it as well. BUT THEN IT GOT DELETED! :has a spasm: So I believe I will begin work on tUAh...But if you liked A Conversation Between, then you can read it on my blog...

I have also started writing another Yu Yu Hakusho fan fiction, however it does not have any of the YYH characters in it...So I am not sure if I shall post it here...

:- Assistant One -:

"And if we can't find any leprechauns, we can always resort to Jesus. He's like ten leprechauns..."

Assistant Three: Hey...uh...yeah...MOLEST ME KUPO!

And Now, A Moment From My Fan Fiction Writing Past...

Gekkani Megami-muse: HA HA! MY AURON RUNS AWAY WHEN I TELL HIM TO!

DragonMistress: Yeah...I suppose that’s why he walked off, then came back with a box of "Just For Men Gel" to the battlefield...

Gekkani Megami-muse: Uhh...YOU DIDN’T SEE THAT!

Auron: *dumping gel onto head*

Tidus and Wakka: It looks so natural! No one can tell! Just for men gel!!

Auron’s Hair: *looks like crap*

Gekkani Megami-muse: ... I can never play this game again...

A few moments later*

Gekkani Megami-muse: *at Wal Mart* HEY, LOOK! FINAL FANTASY X! *goes to play demo*

DragonMistress: ...

~* Screwed Love by DragonMistress3

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YuGiOh! Goes to WalMart by MeesiLightning reviews
Pretty self explanatory. Rated M because of sexual innuendo and language. Slight yaoi, because yaoi rocks. YamixYugi, BakuraxRyou, KaibaxJou, NunsxNuns.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,088 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 5/1/2005
The Inner Workings of Hiei by SpookyChild reviews
A series of ridiculously short episodes in which Hiei examines his pathetic obsession with Kurama.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/26/2005 - Published: 10/9/2004
Group Therapy by General-BOLT reviews
It's Disgruntled Bosses Anonymous with all of your fav. bosses.rated for cursing, violence.
Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/14/2005 - Published: 12/11/2004
The Misadventures of Eigar and Raziel by Sinful Joker reviews
Follow an arrogant Yuke and an air headed Calvat on their adventure to save their village. Warning: In later chapters Mog Abuse and all around stupidity.
Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/21/2005 - Published: 10/20/2004
Misfortune Cookie by SpookyChild reviews
Zim gets a fortune cookie that tells him he will die, and now he has the most horrible luck in the world! But in order to return to the Chinese restaurant to get the curse taken off of him, he must go all the way across the country to find it!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 10/9/2004 - Published: 6/16/2003
Judge Yami by Shade Wolf reviews
The final chapter of this short lived saga. This is a special bumper edition with over ten casesin it! BONZA! R&R!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 11/5/2003 - Published: 12/15/2002
Inside the Mind of Yugi Moto by Rudy1 reviews
What the mind of the anime character thinks in all it's clarity.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/25/2003 - Published: 11/8/2002
Treasure Planet Gets Spoofed by Elfzilla reviews
This is what would happen if I were in charge of writing the script of Treasure Planet. Includes: Naughty language, massive amounts of injuries, slashy spiders and general retardness. If you're offended by such things...then you smell funny.
Treasure Planet - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 5/29/2003 - Complete
Ash's Crazy, Insane Pokemon Journey by Evil Eevee reviews
A dumb brown, a drunken Pikachu, a teenage girl superhero, Team Rocket 'Sugar Thieves', and a guy who likes other guys(Ash included!). If you want a funny fic, than here it is! But beware, it is a little bit insane... R+R please! 13 is UP!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,691 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/14/2003 - Published: 9/18/2002
Nothing's on TV! ARGH! by jeti reviews
Yami no Bakura is home sick watching daytime television. Namely, soap operas and pre-schooler shows. Oh, joy. Rated for LANGUAGE and LOTS OF IT.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2003
Yugi Moto, Private Investigator by Rudy1 reviews
Pegasus is a criminal creature, and Yugi's the detective! Peggy has an evil plot that involves collecting the Yamis of people. The thing is though, he's using magic to CREATE Yamis for the yamiless characters. Plenty of magic. Some Slayers+Insanity too.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,384 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/22/2003 - Published: 2/9/2003
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Delirium by MeesiLightning reviews
This is insane craziness. Hermione loves Ron. Ron thinks he's a dog. Harry wants to be BatDog. That is all you need to know. ^_^
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/18/2003 - Published: 12/22/2002
Attack of the Killer Trenchcoats by Former Queen of Hearts reviews
Kaiba's possessed trenchcoats have decided to gather and take over the world! What happens when you call in the "Trenchcoat Busters"?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,329 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 2/28/2003 - Published: 12/21/2002
YuGiOh EMail Surveys! by Habbvimary reviews
Yugi and the gang fill out E-Mail surveys! I might put in a couple of cameos from other animes later!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 1/14/2003 - Published: 12/16/2002
Yugi Moto and the Power of Insanity by Rudy1 reviews
Insanity! Lossa it! Yugi disowns Yami and gets a new yami!'N LOOK, here comes Joey with the Invisible Key! He shall save us! Peggy's bi! (but that's not new) and he likes Trista! AND HE GOT HIMSELF A SHOW?! And Mokubas secret... TIS NOT HIS REAL NAME! R&R
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,447 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/12/2003 - Published: 11/3/2002
Master Party Planner from the Stars and Beyond! by SpookyChild reviews
It's the anniversary of when Ryou got the Millennium Ring, and Bakura just has to throw the best party for him! Just one problem; Ryou thinks that Bakura and Yami are going out! How's Bakura going to handle a jealous Ryou? Epilogue!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,379 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/27/2002 - Published: 8/24/2002
Harry Potter and the Looney Bin Scenario's by Rudy1 reviews
Out of character HP characters! MALFOY GETS HERMIONE PREGNANT! Harry's obsessed with cheese? And RON! DATING GILDOREY! Lots of insanity, lots of laughs. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,635 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 12/24/2002 - Published: 4/19/2002
Yugi's NotesToSelf by x-AngelicFairy-x reviews
Funny notes to self from Yugi. Flame and get them thrown at your story.If you hate Seto/OC then flick you and stay away from my story. *hugs her story*
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/16/2002 - Published: 11/12/2002
What Yugi Does On a Saturday by darkshadow-23 reviews
Everyone goes INSANE! Yami always barks like a dog and Kaiba keeps drinking chlorine! This is just INSANE! Story finished! -Look for the sequel When Stupidity Strikes!-
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,641 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/16/2002 - Published: 10/7/2002
Master Backseat Driver from the Stars and Beyond! by SpookyChild reviews
“Never you fear, my girly-little Aibou, for your Yami is a master backseat driver! I’ll make sure you’ll pass your driving test!” This what Bakura tells Ryou. Who knew a car ride could turn into the craziest roadtrip ever?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,712 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/5/2002 - Published: 7/26/2002