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Joined 04-17-10, id: 2330770, Profile Updated: 10-19-11
Author has written 8 stories for Glee, Darkest Powers, Harry Potter, and Big Bang Theory.

Hi! I'm a proud Canadian! I'm almost 15, and my birthday is in January. My favorite show in the world is Glee, and I love Chris Colfer! Darren Criss is amazing, Dianna Agron is extremely pretty, Lea Michele is my idol(besides Chris), and Cory Monteith is the best Canadian ever.

I ship (Canon): Klaine, Tike, Brittana, Wemma, Finchel, Bartie, and Quick.

I ship (Non-Canon, AKA Crack pairing): Furt, Artcedes, Bike, Faberry, Hummelberry, Kurttany, Kurtcedes, Raine, Seblaine, Purt, and Pretty much everyone with everyone.

I also love Harry Potter, Sweeney Todd, and many different musicals!

My favorite bands are: My Chemical Romance, Paramore, Three Days Grace, and Green Day.

Just in advance, I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS IN MY STORIES! (except my OC's) THE PLOT IS MINE BUT NOTHING ELSE!

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Warrior Cats Parody by Mcnug3ts reviews
The Into the Wild movie if it was made by a really effed up mind. Warning I won't be updating this much it's just a little side project for me to get a couple laughs out.
Warriors - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,458 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/7 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Firestar - Complete
Facebooked! by ThatInvisibleGirl reviews
The bromance that is Faine has begun. Kurt is not happy. AN EPIC glee journey though facebook from romance to break-ups and lots of random stuff too! UPDATED!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 16,751 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Sicklock by Don'tMessWithAFangirl reviews
Sherlock has a sore throat. Sick!lock, High School AU, Johnlock. Rated T because I'm cautious like that. Pre-slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Very Glee Musical by Stroppy Poppy reviews
"We are doing another musical week!" Mr Schue announed. Rachel kept muttering Evita in time with Kurt muttering Wicked. But what was written on the board made Kurt and Blaine squeal with joy. 'AVPM' Blaine attending Mckinley and Karofsky hating Potter
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,771 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Doctor Who and the Legacy of Azkaban by Jaxin88 reviews
Harry Potter AU. The war is over and Rose Tyler can finally return to Hogwarts, but things aren't as simple as they seem. Who is the Doctor, and why are there Death Eaters still lurking around the school?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 59,325 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Rose T., Hermione G. - Complete
Reasons to Stay Still by Memoirs of a Dream reviews
The Doctor didn't sleep much, but he could sleep anywhere. Honestly, that man had the best balance Rose had ever seen. General silliness with just a pinch of 10/Rose fluff.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2012 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] - Complete
The Brilliant Mind Frustration by Salivan O'Nell reviews
Just a short story about Sheldon/Penny. I am so bad at writing summaries. Just read. It's the first ever fanfic I have written. So reviews are VERY welcome. :
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Threat of Change by NightlyBlueDemons reviews
The arrival of Sheldon's brother George forces him to realise that maybe he's not as immune to the female sex as he had thought. Could Mrs Cooper's dreams finally be coming true? Shenny pairing of course .
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,873 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Little Surprise by Benedictsexual reviews
John and Sherlock love each other...is John mpreg?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Whisper by Don'tMessWithAFangirl reviews
No one really knows what Raj whispers in Howard's ear...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Rajesh K., Howard W. - Complete
The Day of Reckoning by Trisha Uchiha reviews
After Bernadette's team accidentally creates a zombie virus in a Caltech laboratory, it quickly spreads throughout Pasadena and eventually the entire USA. Luckily, Sheldon is prepared, as always and is determined to survive it to the end with Penny.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,529 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Emergency by Ikari no Ojo reviews
This is an emergency, So are you listening? And I can't pretend that I don't see this
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
The Silly Stocking Supposition by TriplePirouette reviews
Amy leaves Sheldon to pursue more funding, and Penny is just looking for a fun way to cheer him up. Her gesture ends up meaning more than either of them anticipates.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,563 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
The Descending Spiral Derivation by TriplePirouette reviews
Without the promise of an acting career, Penny falls into a downward spiral. One person desperately wants her to get out of it.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,686 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Season 5 by Trisha Uchiha reviews
What if Penny never slept with Raj but with a certain blue-eyed Physicist? This is what season 5 would be like, at least in my shipper mind. Continues immediately from the season 4 finale. Possibly spoilers from season 1-4. Penny/Sheldon *Chap. 20 added
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,221 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
22 Calls and a Hospital by Taylor Hayes reviews
No one at Dalton has seen Kurt in days, he's not responding to Blaine's calls or texts-then there's the message Kurt left on his voicemail 4 days ago. So Blaine decides to ask ND what's wrong. But it was worse than he expected, much worse. AU after BIOTA.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,727 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
How Klaine Came To Be by RainbowRaindrops reviews
How the famous name Klaine was invented
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Unlimited by pineappletop92 reviews
When Rachel is diagnosed with leukemia, Kurt makes sure to visit her every single day. These are the days Rachel remembers the best.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,864 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Kurt H., Rachel B. - Complete
Locked Out by reincarnatedwitch reviews
Dialogue only fic. In which John is locked out, and Sherlock won't let him back in.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
to get to this fairytale ending by gooseberrie reviews
'you don't even notice her until she walks right up to you and shakes up everything you knew because christ, has she changed.' Kurt/Rachel. 6th in a series of freeverses.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Kurt H., Rachel B. - Complete
The Only Exception by thepiraticalconductor reviews
Human sexuality isn't some range of categories that tidy everything up. It's fluid and passionate and there are always exceptions. Kurt/Rachel experimentation.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Kurt H., Rachel B. - Complete
The Facebook Consultation by AmyIsAwesome reviews
Penny, Bernadette, Amy and the guys chat over Facebook about their dinner plans, which annoys Sheldon. I suck at summaries and the actual document for this was awesome because I gave them display pictures :D
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Penny, Sheldon C.
What If the Girls Started a Pact? by the gleek of -what if reviews
Rachel let Puck knock her up. The other girls don't think she should be going through it alone.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,187 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 2/8/2011
Seven Minutes by wasitelves reviews
Sherlock and John are locked in a closet for seven minutes.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Saved My Life by darkdancingwaves reviews
When Kurt gets kissed by Karofsky in the locker room, he tried to get more, and Kurt isn't strong enough to hold him back this time.Blaine finally finds out Kurt is in the hospital, hes so angry, but none of Kurt's friends even know him. Klaine COMPLETE!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,358 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
I Kissed a Girl by PuffleHuff reviews
Kurt's startled and upset to find a nearly naked girl in Blaine's dorm room. Had he been wrong about Blaine all along? Or is this some huge misunderstanding? Is the confusion about to escalate? Slightly future/AU/OOC, w/an OC; humorous and heartwrenching.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,589 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
A Very Strange Gleek by berryvampire reviews
Voldemort never stopped believing Voldemort/Sue Hermione/Draco Rachel/Puck Quinn/Sam
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Voldemort, Sue S.
GleeClan by Clockwork-Ceni reviews
What hapens when an old Ipod makes its way to starclan? Read to find out. please just try! I CANT SPELL CANCELED
Crossover - Warriors & Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2010
Fluff by vcg73 reviews
Brittany comes to Kurt looking for help with an unexpected problem.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Kurt H., Brittany P. - Complete
Angelfish by MorganD reviews
Finn tries to help Rachel, but it's Kurt who needs someone to take care of him. SLASH.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,744 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
First Kiss by debraelq reviews
In his fantasies, being this close to Finn was heavenly, but in reality the sudden intimacy was overwhelming. Kurt's first kiss.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,634 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
The Penny Perception aka The Six Senses of Penny by Jade24 reviews
Over time, Sheldon discovers Penny in many senses. Written for the Paradox LJ community's Season 3 countdown. Fluff abounds! One-shot.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
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Just a Kiss Songfic reviews
Just a Shenny Songfic to the song Just A Kiss by Lady Antebellum. Enjoy. If you've written anything like this, let me now. But for now, this idea is mine I guess? :P
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Wizard Parenting Extra: Harry's Dream
This is an extra of a terrible story I wrote in grade 7, and this is the only okay part in it. There is not going to be the whole story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
What If? reviews
What if there was one more member in New Directions before BIOTA? What if she was in love with her gay best friend? What if Kurt never met Blaine and got drunk in BIOTA? Eventual Straight!Kurt and Straight!Kurt/OC R&R! *Read I Dream of You first!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Kurt H.
Some Stuff Goes Down on Facebook reviews
This is basically a Facebook story. Set around the time of BIOTA.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
I Dream of You reviews
I never believed in in love at first sight. That is, until I met Kurt Hummel. Helena Harriet is just a regular teenager, until she moves to Ohio and falls in love with someone completely unexpected. Straight Kurt/OC fic! Set during Preggers, S01 E04.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,712 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Kurt H.
I Want You To Want Me reviews
Lena Marshal has the powers to see auras and precognisions, so she is sent to Lyle House. What happens when she falls for Derek Souza, a werewolf? DerekxOC R&R!
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Derek S.
But That's Not Why I Love You, A Lurt Oneshot
Lena and Kurt are very serious with each other, untill Kurt decides to change his style. Oneshot from my story I Dream of You. R&R! Sucky summary...
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
Sing, A Glee Oneshot reviews
Who knew that the Showtunes and Broadway lover Kurt Hummel was into My Chemical Romance? Kurt, Mercedes and Blaine really short Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete