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Author has written 5 stories for Bleach, Maximum Ride, and Pokémon.

Jade Kurosaki here. Here's some personal info.

Personal Q's:

How old are you?

I am twenty.

Eye color?

It changes acording to my mood. From blue, to green, to gray, sometimes silver if I'm pissed.

Hair color?

Dark chocolate brown.

Wieght?

It's - hey wait why the hell should I tell you that!?

Personality and other info?

Happy most of the time. I love cats...well I pretty much like any animal, but cats are my favorite. I absolutely hate spiders. Snakes I can deal with, so long as they're not poisonous. I can have a bit of a temper, if provoke, but I've learned to control it cause of all the bullying I've had in my life. I can be perverted, but only when I'm in the mood. I also help those who ask, I've had a few friends ask for advice, beta work, and other help on occasions. I'm almost always willing to help and will also help those who feel depressed. I'm happy to help anyone who needs it, but I'm slow to trust others and if I think someone is using me for their own gain, I will drop all contact faster than I will squash a spider. I love reading long stories that are detailed and developed. If you know me, then either you've reviews on my story, or I've left a review on a story of yours. I don't review to every story I read. If I do review, then that means you've earned it and any other reviews you get. I'm picky when it comes to what I read. I detest bullies and flamers. I'm also a shipper and will ship almost any pairing out there. I do have standards though. Incest, yaoi, yuri, and harem stories I will not read. I'm not against them, but I choose not to read them. I am into many fandoms, but if I don't have a clue what you're talking about then sorry. I tend to stick with shonen anime and manga instead of shojo. While I do enjoy romance, I don't care to read or watched overly sexualized pieces. A good romance fanfic of a pairing that I ship, I will gladly read. I guess I should list out the things I watch and pairings I ship now.

Anime/manga/cartoons/books/movies I like

Bleach (Duh)

TMNT (2003 but 2K12 is my favorite)

Danny Phantom

Soul Eater

Black Butler

Full Metal Alchemist (Both sets)

Inuyasha

Code Geass(Sp?)

Naruto (Shippuden and regular)

One Piece

Blue Exorsist

Cashern Sins

Deadman Wonderland

Kamisama Kiss

Doubt

Judge

DBZ

Dragonball

Pokémon

Yugioh (Only the original stuff)

Sonic

Chronicles of Vladamir Tod

Chronicles of Nick

Eragon series

Wicked Serie

How to Train Your Dragon

Harry Potter

Vampire Kisses

Blood

Disney Movies

Studio Ghibli Movies

House of Night series

Avatar the Last Airbender

Avatar (Movie)

Percy Jackson

Death Note

Starters

Uglies series

Firebreather

Hunger Games

Creepypasta

Marvel heroes

DC heroes

And probably some stuff that just won't come to mind at the moment.

Pairings I ship

Ichigo/Rukia (Only because my Oc's not actually in the Bleach universe...Sorry Dominique)

Rukia/Renji

Orihime/Ulquiorra

Orihime/Uryu

Nemu/Uryu

Byakuya/Hisana

Byakuya/Yoruichi

Urahara/Yoruichi

Gin/Rangiku

Karin/Toshiro

Masaki/Isshin

Aizen/Angry nest of bees/rabid bear/anything that will hurt or kill him XP

Naruto/Hinata

Sakura/Sasuke

Ino/Sai

Temari/Shikamaru

Kushina/Minato

Jiraya/Tsunade

Tenten/Lee

Rin/Obito

Danny/Sam

Tucker/Valerie

Tucker/Jazz (Rare)

Donnie/April (Only in 2K12)

April/Casey(Any other series)

Leo/Karai

Hiccup/Astrid

Nick/Nekoda

Maka/Soul

Black Star/Tsubaki

Kid/Pattie

Kid/Liz(Rare)

Inuyasha/Kagome

Seshomaru/Rin(As an adult people, seriously)

Miroku/Sango

And some others, that, like before, just don't wanna pop into my head right now.

Okay, I've got some stuff to say that deals with my fanfics. First of all, my stories will continue to be updated, though they may not be as frequent as they once were. I've finally graduated high school and now I have to find a job, plus college. Ugh. Life's gonna suck. Oh well, that's the cost of freedom I guess. Anyway, I'm working on several novels. I mean actuall novels. I hope to have them published one day and perhaps even rewritten here on fanfiction. That would really make me happy. Anywho, I'm done for the moment, might write some more later, onto the silly randomness that I've collected on fanfiction for the past four years.

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Copy and Past/ Questions/ Random Shit for Fun

Favorite Anime?

These are in order:

Bleach

Fullmetal Alchemist(Both older versiona and Brotherhood)

Durarara

Inuyasha

Code Geass

Death Note

Deadman Wonderland

Pokemon (I have the legendary Arceus in my Pokemon Platinum game. Yay for cheatcodes!)

Favorite male character?

Ichigo Kurosaki all the way! _

Favorite female character?

Dominique from my story The Hollows Mask

Here's 100 random questions:

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? No.

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? Lots and lots o people!

3) How many houses have you lived in? Two actual houses and two trailers.

4) Favorite candy bar? Hershey cookies and cream.

5) Favorite shoes? Flip flops.

6) Have you ever tripped someone? Yah, it was funny as hell too, lol!

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? NO!

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? Yes. I was in kidergarden. I found that I was alergic to strawberry milk but not straberries.

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. Ichgio!

12) Favorite genre of music? Rock and love songs with a good beat.

13) What is your zodiac sign? Damn capricorn and the rooster.

14) What time were you born? In the middle of winter and it was 3:19 in the afternoon and it was snowing, I love snow!

15) Do you like beer? I don't like alcohol at all!

16) Ever made a prank phone call? Yah, it was funny as hell.

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? I don't own cds I got a mp3.

18) Are you sarcastic? Tooootally.

19) What are your favorite colors? Blue, black, red, white, oh, and orange(Ichigo).

20) How many watches do you own? One digital watch for school.

21) Summer or winter? I love winter cause it's cold.

23) Favorite color to wear? Black or blue.

24) Pepsi or Sprite? Neither, coke!

25) What color is your cell phone? Silver and black.

26) Where is your second home? Fanfiction.net

27) Have you ever slapped someone? Yep, I've slapped lots of people, especially those who mess with me.

28) Have you ever had a cavity? Nope.

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? None...well do lava lamps count?

30) How many video games do you own? Several dozen.

31) What was your first pet? My two cats Kujo and Rambo.

32) Ever had braces? Nope.

33) Do looks matter? I don't give a crap how people think I look!

34) Do you use chapstick? Only for emergencies in the winter, after a long walk.

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School.

Mrs. Sandifer (Fave teacher of all time)

Mrs. Gantt (Awesome music teacher)

Mrs. Fraiser (Favorite teacher in fifth grade)

36) American Eagle or Abercombie? None, I hate clothes shopping.

37) Are you too forgiving? Unfortunatly yes.

38) How many children do you want? None!

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? Nope.

40) Favorite breakfast meal? Bacon!

41) Do you own a gun? Does a BB gun count?

42) Ever thought you were in love? Yes and I am still!

43) When was the last time you cried? A couple months ago.

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? Watch new episode of Bleach!

45) Olive Garden? YES. I love the chicken parmasian and the bread sticks!

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? No But I did see someone do that. It was major funniness lol!

47) Have you ever been in a castle? Nope.

48) Nicknames? Jade Kurosaki, D-Money, Nique Nique-Money, and by only my best friends; short, and DHBIC(Deputy Head Bitch in Charge).

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? Pokemon eliet 4 chick!

50) Ever been to Kentucky? Does KFC count?

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? Nope.

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? Yes, Ichgio(Grr if only anime characters were real).

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? Yep!

55) Do you own a diamond ring? No.

56) Are you happy with your life right now? Meh, HELL NO!!!!!

57) Do you dye your hair? No, my hair is a pretty brown and it's gonna stay like that.

58) Does anyone like you? My friends.

59) What year were you born? 1993

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? Learning how to sit up on my own I guess, I don't remember.

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? Nope.

62) McDonalds or Wendys? Wendys.

63) Do you like yourself? Yah, but I am so not a narsisist!

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? Neither, I am alone in this world.

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? Amoung other things(hint hint), eyes, hair, abs *drool*

66) Are you afraid of the dark? I love the dark. Darkness is my home.

67) Have you ever eaten paste? Ewwe, no!

68) Do you own a webcam? Nope.

69) Have you ever stripped? No! ...wait yes I do, every morning when I get ready for the day, then again, most people do.

70) Ever broke a bone? Nope. Wait, can it be someone elses bone? If so, then yes!

72) Do you chat on AIM often? Nope.

73) Pringles or Lays? Lays.

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? Nope.

75) Rugrats or Doug? Niether, Bleach all the way!

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Again, no, Bleach all the way baby!

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? No She's a Bitch!

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? Yes, she called me a fat whore! I beat the shit out of her.

80) Do you own a car? Nope.

81) Can you cook? Yeah.

82) 3 things that annoy you:

1.Religious people who try to shove their religions down your throaght!

2.Parents!

3.People who don't know the real me!

83) Do you text message often? Nope.

84) Money or love? Love all the way!

85) Do you have any scars? Yes, lots, I work with wild cats.

86) What do you want more than anything right now? Ichigo to come rescue me from this hell hole that I live in called my life. If only anime characters were real dammit.

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? Hell yah, Blood and Gore Muwahahahaha!

88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationships!

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Fuck that, I like chocolate dammit!

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? Yes. I heart me some fried chicken.

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? No.

92) Do you own a box of crayons? Yep.

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? My total twin sister spiritualy wise Emma.

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? My parents, boys in class, you might not wanna see what I haved planed in the future. Torture time!

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? The guy who killed Rue on the Hunger Games. (Loved the movie)

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? Shirozanny and Shiva.

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? Ichigo. No real people have appealed to me, but my guess is because I live in a dinky little town with no hot guys.

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? My friend Vicky.

100) Who was the last person that called you? My friend Amanda.

Red heads have the smarts

Blonds get all of the boys

But BURNETTE GET ALL OF THE BOYS FRIENDS, THE SMARTS AND WE ARE MOST RELIABLE

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Stupid Racist people

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism.

Actual Product Labels that Scare Me

On a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (oh no! but that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On another hairdryer: "Do not use while in the shower." (yeah...this one makes sense!)

On a bag of Fritos! "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be...how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh?!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lightts: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a packet of smoked salmon: "Warning. May contain fish." (well, no freaking duh.)

On a can of shaving cream: "Warning, do not use while near an open flame." (...did somebody sit in a fireplace to shave once? I'm a bit scared on that note.)

(This shit was funny as fuck!! XD)

I give myself a mental beatdown every day and yet wouldn't want to be anyone but myself.

Rose from doctor who is a major whore. first theres mickey then theres the doctor then captain jack and then the doctor's reincarnation. Who's next?

I have a philosophical-ish mind and I don't like thinking what I'm told to think when I'm told to think it.

What terrifies me the most is becoming paranoid and losing my mind, the thought of living forever, and the thought that I might lose my sight.

The past always seems longer than the present.

Rukia is in Ichigo's closet... doesn't that imply something?

Toshiro and Momo are more like sister and brother since the way Toshiro corrects Momo is more like rubbing her face in his captain ship it seems like he finds her annoying with her insistance on calling him Shiro-chan but he still loves her like a younger sister even though shes older.

I find it odd that both of the orange haired women in bleach have a large breast size.

Everything is a matter of opinion.

when a serial killer breaks into your house you shouldn't freak out and go all horror movie victim. instead you should try to out physco the psycotic killer and do something like take a knife from the kitchen put on creepy music put on your most fancy formal dress take a chair drag it to the middle of the room and when the killer comes tilt your head to the side and smile and say ive been waiting for you then while he\she is trying to process the information do a girly giggle that turns into a full out maniacal laugh. and if your a guy... well it would work even better. or you could do broadway show tunes and dance like the rockettes. warning this theory has never been tested so i suggest not trying it unless you have no other chance at living. and if you do happen to live through it please pm me.

both the lieutenant and the captian of the tenth division are very gravity defiant like toshiros hair and bankai and matsumotos breasts and shikai

the kikyo/kagome/inuyasha love triangle is really messed up, kagome is competing against her clay zombie self for the love of inuyasha whos litterally a dog, has any one ever picked that up

My favourite colors are black and white, because they are the most interesting colors. Both are not really considered colors, neither can be found in a rainbow and one is the combination of all colors and the other is the lack of all colors.

there is absolutely no use for the pinky, the letter k and the letter q, earlobes, a second nostril, and the fourth prong on your fork.

the plastic things on the ends of your shoelaces are called aglets... just thought you'd like to know

i HATE the number after 3 and refuse to use it EVER! (except on math tests)

For me a little joke goes a long way. as in i'll be laughing at a joke for weeks at random intrevals.

LIST YOUR 12 FAVOURITE BLEACH CHARACTERS (IN ORDER) AND ANSWER THE FOLLOWING

1.Ichigo

2.Hichigo

3.Zangetsu

4.Rukia

5.Nel

6.Ulquiorra

7.Grimmjow

8.Byakuya

9.Yoruichi

10.Soi Fon

11.Udahara

12. Zaraki

1.Have you ever read a 6/11 Fanfic?

Thankfully no.

2. Do you think 4 is hot? how hot?

No cause I'm a chick too, and I don't swing that way.

3. What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant

EEEEEKKKKEEEE! MALE-PREG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4. Do you recall any fanfics about 9?

Lots.

5. Would 2 & 6 make a good couple

HELL NO!!!

6. 5/9 or 5/10?

NOOOOOO!

7. What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 & 12 having sex?

WTF (Vomit at the thought)

8. Make up a summary of a 3/10 fic

Nothing would happen.

9. Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff?

Ewwww!! (Puke)

10. Suggest a title for a 7/12 Hurt/Comfort fic

It wouldn't have a title since it wouldn't happen.

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 4 to de-flower 1

Wait, wouldn't it be the other way around?

12. Does anyone on your friends list think 3 is hot

Yes she's into older dudes though (giggle)

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?

Nope

14. Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5?

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?! SERIOUSLY WTF!!!

15. What might 10 scream at a moment of passion?

YORUICHI!!!!

16. If you wrote a song-fic about 8, what song would you use

Move along...why? He's awesome.

17. If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?

Kick ass fighting will be the warning...posible character death.

18. What might be a good pick-up line for 10 to use on 2?

"DIE HOLLOW"! (Attacks then dies)

19. How might 11 describe a relationship between 2 & 8?

"How much did I fucking drink?! That's just wrong on soo many levels!!!!"

20. How emo is 7?

Emo? Major...crap he's coming after me now(I run away!!!!)

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace or facebook.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

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If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that there's nothing wrong with gay marriage, slash, or gay couples, copy and paste this on your profile.

There are two types of people in the world, Robots and Aliens, Robots do what they are told, follow the crowd, and are lifeless...Aliens however, are not of this world, people fear what is different, aliens do not follow a crowd, they do not follow a 'master' they are different and full of life, they are more than just a shell, if you are willing to prove that you are not a Robot and will not follow a crowd willingly then post this on your profile and put your name on it...because hey, not everything that is different, is bad...- HuMaN-EaTiNg-PaNdA-HEP-,VampireArgonian, akeara4, JadeKurosaki

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who do know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you can spout a random Bleach character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you DON'T have a boyfriend/girlfriend and you're proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

This is a true story.A girl died in 1933.A man buried her when she was still alive.The murder chanted,"Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her.Now that you have read the chant,you will meet this little girl.In the middle of the night she will be on your celing.She will sufficate you like she was sufficated.If you post this on your profile,she will not bother you.Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia.

It you have ever contributed to the happiness if clams by giving them prozac, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile.

If you have ever run into a door/wall copy this to your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

Love knows no gender, age or color. If you totally agree with me, put this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Itachi is cooler than Deidara paste this to your profile.

98% of people online don't know the difference between your and you're. If you're (HA) one of the 2% who twitches violently every time somebody uses the wrong form, put this in your profile

If you have ever had a relative be attacked by a peacock, copy this on your profile.

if you spout a naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.

if your family wonders how you can remember all the naruto character's names, copy and paste this into your profile

if you like Shikatema better than Shikaino, copy and paste this into your profile

98% of the internet has a myspace or a facebook, if your one of the 2% that can restist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile (my friends have been begging me to get one)

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it ,Sn1ck3rD00dl3, Harajuku Girl, Amaterasu Haruno, Luna.the.betrayed.ninja, ProfessorZoom,jimu, ShikallllTema, totalnarutofangirl85, juubi no ryu (i am anyway), JadeKurosaki

if you dont watch laguna beach, or the O.C., or the hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, then copy and paste this into your profile

92 of teens have moved onto rap, if your part of the 8 that stayed with rock, copy and paste this into your profile

if you love Bleach so much that you wish the characters were real or that you are one of them, or both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are always pressing one button when you mean to press another, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

Ever ran into a wall or part of one, copy and paste into your profile.

If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." copy and paste this into your profile if you didn't even know sexy was gone. (lol)

If you want to smack the living daylights out of Sasuke for leaving, and later trying to kill Sakura, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are wierd, and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an army of purple cats with rabies and with flamethrowers at your command, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character, copy and paste this into your profile. (you have no idea)

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!

I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers) put this in your profile.

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If you think that, although Tenten doesn't show up in the anime/manga too much, she deserves more appriciation and that she kicks butt, copy and paste in your profile and add your name: Moonlight Music Mistress, xoxoxlovestinksxoxox, Quiet Moon, Heza-chan x3, totalnarutofangirl85, (not so sure but..)juubi no ryu, JadeKurosaki

Almost every teenager talks on their phone for hours on end. If your one of the few who dosn't, copy this onto your profile and add your name to the list. gothgirl-narutofan, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox, Haruko-Uzumaki, Heza-chan x3, totalnarutofangirl85, juubi no ryu, JadeKurosaki

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy/paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off.

If you have ever wondered why someone decided to milk a cow, copy/paste this into your profile

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped where there is a 'WATCH YOUR STEP' sign, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.

If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yelling "RUN (you son of a) BITCH RUN!" Put this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

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If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste here.

If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) dream about it, B.) sing it in school no mattter who's listening OR C.) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile.

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If you wish there was a filler Naruto episode in either Shippuden or the first series where they all go to high school, on vacation, or audition for a play, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Xanie, Heza-chan X3, totalnarutofangirl85, juubi no ryu, JadeKurosaki

If you love and want to marry any Bleach character on the whole show, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Xanie, Heza-chan X3, juubi no ryu, JadeKurosaki

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile and put your name: JadeKurosaki

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe), PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox, Haruko-Uzumaki, Heza-chan x3, totalnarutofangirl85, juubi no ryu, JadeKurosaki

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, sk8rchickmax, hizmit12-waterlilly3721, Moonlight Music Mistress, Kannika, Heza-chan X3, totalnarutofangirl85, juubi no ryu, JadeKurosaki

If you have a mad fascination with the Japanese culture, copy and past this into your profile

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

Less than 1 precent of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever wanted to kill someone (albeit a man in a purple and green dinosaur suit known as 'Barney the Dinosaur', any sound-nin from Naruto, Sosuke Aizen from Bleach, George Bush, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, or any other fool) then realized murder is illegal then copy and paste this into your profile.

I despise that child molester Barney!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever sat in a class and poked the person in front of you just for fun, copy this into your profile. (lol)

If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile

98% of teenagers have participated in underaged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you copied things on this list that you didn't agree with but thought it was funny copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: juubi no ryu, JadeKurosaki

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile

If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing copy this on your profile

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer

-If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling(s), copy this into your profile.

-If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

-If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

-If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.

-If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

-If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

-If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

-If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have insanly annoying siblings copy and paste this on your profile

-If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

-If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

-If you love Naruto or Bleach so much you wish the characters were real so you coud be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile

-If you have ever had an argument with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile.

-If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile

-If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

-If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

-If you love MLIA (mylifeisaverage.com) as much as I do, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, copy this into your profile. :) :D :3 XD 8D

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the Teenage population drinks or has been around alchohol. Copy this into your profile if you like bagels.

cOpY aNd PaStE tHiS iF yOu HaTe ChIlD aBuSe If YoU dOn'T yOu HaVe No SoUl!i!i!!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!

If you hate High School Musical with a burning fiery passion and wish to kill everybody who stars in it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride) Natalie-07 (Jack Sparrow, I know I know he's older then my dad but it's not like we're actually dating!) Silverstar's Shadow (Kratos Aurion (like practically every other girl who plays ToS religiously), Yuan (damn the people who decided to never tell you his last name!), Sirius Black (not Gary the Old Man... I imagined him to look a little more like Adam from Three Days Grace... hehe... Ahem.), Draco Malfoy), AsterEris:Firefall'sLegacy(Jasper Cullen...sigh...and PRINCE CASPIAN.), AviorHyrax (Fell from fell...I love him, I know, hes a wolf...can't I have my dream? Murtagh laughing really hard right now Aster..., Mr. Darcyawwwww, i love him, again, still laughing,artemis fowl, Victor, from Cathy's book/key(I have a lot more but still)), some crazy girl who likes pie (Um... My friend's in love with Firestar, does that count? lol, no, jk. (Even though she is)), Emerald Griffon (Christopher Robin from Winnie-the-Pooh (I was realllllllllllly little, okay?), Mortagan, my stuffed weasel (-snogs him-)) Shadowgirl2.0(Sly Cooper... from a video game series... I like Shadow the Hedgehog and Espio the Chameleon now.) 3.1415927 (Yugi form Yu-Gi-Oh, Ash from Pokemon, Ichigo from Bleach, L from Death Note, Apollo from PJO, Zee from The Chronos Chronicles, Etc. etc.)JadeKurosaki(Ichigo, Just Ichigo. I LOVE HIM!!)

A guy and a girl were speeding over 100km on a motorcyle.

Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcyle crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile

19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A CRAZED MESSED UP LUNATIC IF...

1. Your main hobby is scaring the crap out of strangers by staring at them psychotically

2. Whenever it gets too quiet you love breaking the silence by laughing, farting, or accusing someone of sexual harassment

3. Your fav pass time is collecting the snot from perfect strangers

4. You give weapons (like chainsaws and guns) names and treat them like they're your best friend

5. You air guitar to classical music (air guitar means when you pretend 2 play an electric guitar)

6. You thank people when they call you a screwed up freak who they never want to see again

7. Whenever someone says the word blood you smile at them and start laughing like you know something they don't

8. When you're in a computer lab you start typing franticly

9. Whenever you hear sirens you duck under anything available and scream 'THEY FOUND ME!'

10. You like singing at the top of your lungs baby songs so everyone can join in at 2:00 in the morning

11. You ask people if they hate it when they get peepee on their hands.

12. If someone asks you the question in number 11 you would answer of "course not, I just like it off my hands." and u would mean it.

13. When you smile at little children they start crying.

14. You talk to inanimate objects and they only talk back when your family/friends aren't there.

15. Your definition of love involves the words blood and gore.

16. You’re just reading this 2 get more ideas of what to do in your free time

Awesome Quotes

"When life gives you lemon, make grape juice...then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it." (the actual quote) "When life gives you lemon, make lemonade."

“I’m jealous of every girl that has hugged you, because for just the one moment she held my whole world.”

"My life is like a puzzle, and when I try to fix it my whole world fell into place, because it was a picture of you."

"Boys are like clowns, they try to make you laugh, yet they scare you at the same time."

"You broke my heart, and left me to put the pieces back together, but there’s one piece missing--you."

"If the only way for me to be with you is in my dreams, then let me sleep forever."

"I said your boyfriend was gay, and he hit me with his purse."

"I swear I’d rip my heart out if you said you’d be impressed."

"The truth may hurt, but your lies will kill me."

"Don’t tell me the sky is the limit, when there are footprints on the moon."

"It was the perfect crime, I stole his heart, and he stole mine."

"I know I have a heart, because I can feel it breaking."

"Don’t make someone your everything, because when they leave, you have nothing.

"Stealing one idea is plagiarism. Stealing many is research."

"If you can’t beat them, join them. If you can’t join them, bribe them. If you can’t bribe them, blackmail them."

"I don’t suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it."

"Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly"

"My goal in life is to hurt you, severely."

"That which doesn't kill you...will most likely succeed the second time."

"I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert."

"If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!"

"My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems."

"Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die."

"you’re just jealous cause the little voices talk to me."

"Of course I’m out of my mind...it's dark and scary in there!"

"Curiosity killed whoever got in my way."

"I know the voices aren’t real, but they have some pretty good ideas."

"I live in my own little world. Don't worry though, they know me there."

"I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up."

“If you’re gonna die, then die, but do it right.”

"Straw's cheaper, grass is free, buy a farm and get all 3.”

"If looks could kill, you'd be dead."

"Take a picture, it lasts longer."

"Stupid people do stupid things, smart people out-smart each other."

"If you can't live without me, then why aren't you dead yet?"

"I'm in shape... Round's a shape, isn't it?"

"Have I told you lately that I hate every single last one of you?"

"I know karate, kung-fu, and 47 other dangerous words."

"Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend forever."

You've never been a person to lean on, but rather a person who has made leaning unnecessary."

"Knock, maybe I'll answer the door, when I decide that I'm home..."

"Hindsight is always 20/20."

Some people are like a slinky; not really good for anything but you can’t help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.

One should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.

Two wrongs don't make a right. But three rights make a left

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk that desperately deserves it.

STRESSED is DESSERTS spelled backwards

Never argue with a stupid person. First they'll drag you down to their level. And then they'll beat you with experience.

Before you criticize someone you should walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you criticize them you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes

Nothing would ever get done if it weren't for the last minute

Don't take life too seriously-it's not like you're getting out alive

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

I can only please one person a day. Today’s no good and tomorrow isn’t looking good either

You can't change who you are or the past, so suck it up and deal with it.

"I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth..."

"Support your local undertaker and DROP DEAD!"

"If you're willing to jump... I'm willing to watch you hit the ground..."

“Time flies when you are with the one you love. And minutes are eternity when you are not.”

“Two years will be nothing with you by my side, but two months without you...is hell.”

Moments had been years. Seconds had become centuries...and minutes...were eternity. One day would take forever, the night would be even longer, and the next day would be even longer than the previous day and night put together.

“The hardest thing in life is loving the person right next to you and knowing they love someone else.”

Live like you ain’t afraid to die. Don’t be scared just enjoy your ride.

Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened

Silence. Sometimes, the nicest sound in the world. Other times, the sound that you dread the most.

"The only promise anyone should ever worry about is that they will wake up and breathe tomorrow; and even that isn't guaranteed."

"You don’t give up on the people you love, its not right, it’s like telling your heart not to beat, and telling your soul not to feel, it’s just not possible."

"The best advice I can give you is to ignore advice. Life is too short to be distracted by the opinions of others."

"I'm the kind of person who laughs at a joke 3 times
once when it's said
once when it's explained to me
once five minutes later when I finally get it"

"Who ever said nothing was impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door."

"Mirrors don’t talk, and luckily for you they don’t laugh."

"Last night I played a blank tape at full blast, the mime next door when nuts."

"When I was younger I hated going to weddings... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped that crap after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."

"Last night I was laying in my bed, looking up at the stars, when I realized...where the hell is my ceiling?"

"It's not when animals attack its when people do stupid things to get themselves bitten." (thank you, "mike" for correcting that for me)

"How can I miss you if you don't go away?"

"I'm busy, your ugly have a nice day."

"Everyone's entitled to be stupid...But your just abusing the privilege."

"The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?"

"A skater broke my heart...So I broke his board."

"Whatever our struggles and triumphs, however we may suffer, all too soon they bleed into a wash just like the watery ink on paper."

"I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead."

"I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!"

"I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet."

"Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker."

"There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it."

"EdxEnvy... sinfully obvious."

"Evil, was never so cute and fuzzy."

"You did WHAT with my midol!"

"No I don't have a girlfriend, but I do know a girl who would be pissed if she heard me say that."

"I can't sleep, clowns will eat me."

"I see stupid people, there's so many."

"I see you're playing stupid again, looks like you're winning."

"Therapy is expensive, but bubble wrap is free."

"The cheese fell off your cracker a long time ago, didn't it?"

"What do you mean you think he's pregnant?"

"I'm not reading porn!"

"I'm not reading lesbian porn!"

"The horns are there to hold up my halo."

Woman: HURRYY UP!

Man: patience is a virtue

Woman: I DON'T THINK THE WALL THAT’S CRUSHING US KNOWS THAT!

"Life is either a party or a living hell. Take your choice. I personally like the choice with the world domination, but who am I to be picky?"

"Screw the world! Who needs it anyway? It's not like it does anything!"

"If anyone has a noble act to stop me, you might as well put it in your will."

"Logic is panics prey."

"you laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same."

"Start at the beginning. When you get to the end, stop."

"There’s always a catch, a hidden cost. Just ask any telemarketer."

"Let the neighbors think they saw a flying pizza."

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits."

"Everyone has a right to be stupid- some people just abuse the privilege."

"You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely."

"In order for it to begin, it must have an ending. This has no ending, and I doubt it will anytime soon."

"If you can keep your head when all those about you are loosing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation."

"When things are going badly, they will get worse. When things are as bad as they can possibly get, the impossible will happen. And when things appear to be getting better, you have probably overlooked something."

"Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women."

"Sometimes I feel like the whole worlds against me. Then I remember that that isn't true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral."

"Life is unfair. Everything else is just a mild inconvenience."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"Heero, there is a very big, very red and very much on-fire bird staring at me." - Duo, Parallel

"If all else fails, hit it with a big hammer."

"Laundry Math: 1 Washer 1 Dryer 2 Socks= 1 Sock"

"Anything that can't possibly in a million years go wrong, will go wrong. Anything that seems right, is putting you into a false sense of security. If everything seems great, it’s already gone wrong. The only time you're right, is when it’s about being wrong. The only times something's right, is when everyone agrees it’s wrong."

"If tomorrow was today, then everyone would be happy. Alas, it will never happen, for tomorrow will never come."

"Nothing is as easy as the expert makes it seem."

"Haste makes waste."

It was Romeo and Juliet. With volcanoes. And a balcony covered in poisoned ivy. And Juliet's relatives laid her body out on a hill of fire ants.

"You have fluffy hair. I don’t. ‘That alone should prove to you that I’m far worse than you!"

"What? YOU NEVER SEEN A 3000 YEAR OLD SPIRIT STROKE HIS JOURNAL LOVINGLY BEFORE? WELL YOU'RE MISSING A LOT!"

"are you kidding this is a contest of freaks. what do you want me to do, fire my slingshot at him?"

"I'm me, idiot, who else would I be?"

"Right, then, I’ve got places to go, rivals to slaughter," said Bakura casually, getting to his feet, sword swinging up over his shoulder. "Think I’ll start with his fingers."

"Fifth, you’re attractive. Heck with that, I could be crawling out of a mud ditch with half a leg cut off and still look hotter than you."

"I'd look on the bright side if I could find it."

"I hope life isn't a joke, coz I don't get it..."

"There are only stupid people around me, but they mean well."

"I brought an advice book for bad guys today; it's called Don't Piss Me Off!"

"The complication, inevitably, came in green spandex. That's you Guy Sensei."

"Okay, you be the optimist, and I'll go on being the pessimist and we'll be fine. Just don't go pushing your 'happiness' on me."

"Envy is ignorance; imitation is suicide."

"Just because you're smiling, doesn't mean you're happy."

"You: We are the Borg. Resistance is feutile. You will be assimilated."

"Me: Fuck that shit, I'll just blow all yall bork the fuck up."

"Piss me off; you die, make me happy; you just die later." DPK

"I am surrounded by crazy people, but why am I in the strait jacket?"DPK

"I live on the edge, don't push me too far, or you'll go down with me."DPK

"I am staring off into space, I can see Byakuya smiling then that world blowing up."DPK

"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but two balls in the hand is worth one man's pride, future, and life.(You get a whole lot more with just two balls than a bird)"DPK

"Bad luck stalks me, that's why I carry a taser."DPK

"Hey, who turned on the lights? I see people in white coats, and a woman on her back. And why in the hell am I naked?!"DPK

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she re-post this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-
When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking?"

So true...

Choose ten of your favourite characters.

1. Ichigo Kurasaki

2. Hichigo

3. Bella (Vampire)

4. Zangetsu

5. Ulquiorra

6. Edward Cullen (NOT the grease monkey Robert Pattinson)

7. Nel

8. Grimmjow

9. Jacob

10.Seth

Four invites three to have dinner at his/her house. What happens?

Zangetsu invites Bella to have dinner at his house. What happens?

Zangetsu:...?

Bella:...?

Me: Wierd much.

If you could choose to sleepover at either one's or six's house who would you choose?

If I could choose to sleepover at either Ichigo's or Grimmjow's house, who would I choose?

Me: Ichigo. He's too hot.

Ichigo: Wait, wha?(Blush)

Two and Seven are making out and Ten walks in what happens?

Hichigo and Nel are making out and Seth walks in what happens?

Hichigo and Nel: *making out*

Seth: *walks in* La la la... OH MY GOD! What are you DOING? Hm... Kinda... Kinda... Hot... ...

Hichigo: *wipes mouth* Oh God...(Blush)

Nel: You know you liked it. (Childish Blush)

Three falls in love with Six and Eight is Jealous. What happens?

Bella falls in love with Edward and Grimmjow is Jealous. What happens?

Bella: I'll love you forever Edward.

Edward: As I love you.

Grimmjow: Why in the hell am I jelous of that mess.

Me:Sigh, wierdness

Nine tries to get five to go to a strip club.

Jacob tries to get Ulquiorra to go to a strip club.

Ulquiorra:...Cool.

Jacob: Sweet.

Four jumps you in a dark alley way. Who comes to save you?

Zangetsu jumps me in a dark alley way. Who comes to save me?

Me: Zangetsu, What's goin on?

Zangetsu:...(He don't talk much)

Ichigo: ZANGETSU!!!

Me: Yay! Ichigo saved me! *hugs Ichigo* But wait... Hichigo...Why didn't you come help me?

Hichigo: Ichigo wouldn't let me.

One starts a cooking show. 15 minutes later what happens?

Ichigo starts a cooking show. 15 minutes later what happens?

Ichigo: And then, you take your Zanpakuto and chop up the meat...

Me: NOTE: A Zanpakuto is a special sword.

Me(AGAIN!): Ichigo, not everyone has a Zanpakuto like you and me...

Ichigo: ... Then they're all screwed. Or skewered! Which is what we're talking about next...

Me: *facepalm*

Three has to marry either eight, four, or nine who will he/she choose?

Bella has to marry either Ulquiorra, Zangetsu, or Jacob who will she choose?

Bella: None, Edward is my heart

Edward: Yay! (Hugs and makes out with Bella)

Everybody gangs up on three. Does three have a chance?

Everybody gangs up on Bella. Does Bella have a chance?

Me: I don't know. She is a vampire, but so is Edward. Ichigo can probably take her out with a Getsugatensho, and Hichigo is completely crazy so probably not.

Bella:...Shit.

Edward: Language Bella.

Everybody is invited to two's and ten's wedding except eight. How do they react?

Everybody is invited to Hichigo's and Seth's wedding except Grimmjow. How do they react?

Me:EWWWW! Thank goodness that this is just a hypothetical case here.

Grimmjow:(Gulp) Yah.

Seth: Ewwe.

Why is six afraid of seven?

Why is Edward afraid of Nell?

Edward: I can't read her mind plus I don't want her to kill me if she becomes an adult again.

Nel: WAHHHHHH!

Me:Great Edward, you made little Nel cry. Hey but seven ate nine, thats why six is afraid so yall missed the point of the joke.

One is late for two's and ten's wedding what happens? And why were they late?

Ichigo is late for Hichigo's and Seth's wedding what happens? And why were they late?

Me: Again,ewww, and yay for hypothetical situations.

Ichigo: Hey, sorry guys. Hollows. Always show up at the wrong times.

Seth:...

Hichigo: Damn wierd questions.

:Awkward silence:

Ichigo: K... Uh... *makes really fake beeping noise of the Hollow detector* Oh dear. It looks like there is another Hollow. Ta ta. *runs away*

Akward silence again:

Five and Nine end up drunk at your house. What do you do?

Ulquiorra and Jacob end up drunk at my house. What do I do?

Me: WTF!! Why is there a (Huge)dog on my bed and why is emo guy here?!

Ulquiorra: *passes out on couch*

Me: Ulquiorra!

Jacob: (Growls in sleep)

Nine murders two's best friend. What does two do for revenge?

Jacob murders Hichigo's best friend. What does L do for revenge?

Hichigo: No best friends besides Jade so can't kill her.

Me: Yah, I have author powers so me no die.

Six and One are in mortal danger. Will they save each other or will one forget the other and make it out?

Edward and Ichigo are in mortal danger. Will they save each other or will one forget the other and make it out?

(Edward and Ichigo are back to back)

Edward: I got most of the enemies. Just take care of the ones I miss.

Ichigo: Whatever man, BANKAI!!!

(They kill off all baddies)

Me: Yay for teamwork!

Eight and three go camping but they forget to bring food. What do they do?

Grimmjow and Bella go camping but they forget to bring food. What do they do?

Bella: Don't need food so...

Grimmjow: I can hunt for myself. Now...where's a hollow around here.

Five is in a car crash and is in critical condition. What does nine do?

Ulquiorra is in a car crash and is in critical condition. What does Jacob do?

Ulquiorra: Why was I in a car crash?

Me: Dunno, just go with it.

Jacob:...

:Awkward silence:

Seven is hitting on Ten. How does he/she react?

Nel is hitting on Seth. How does he react?

Me: Wait, Nel is just a kid.

Nel: Not anymore(Changes to adult)

Me: Did not know she could change at will now.

Seth: (Drooling while staring at her boobs)

Me: well guess that shows it.

YAY FOR CHAIN MAIL!!

94 percent of teens would be dead if Twilight said breathing wasn't cool. Copy & Paste this into your profile if you'd be one of the 6 percent rofl-ing. (Yeah, like no one's done THIS one before...)

If you have ever felt like stabbing Yagami Light through the eyeball with a blunt fork, copy & paste.

93 of the female population under 19 would be screaming in horror if the Jonas Brothers were about to jump off of the Empire State building. Paste this into your profile of you would be one of the 7 percent wondering why so many people liked them that much.

If you've ever laughed during something sad and depressing and ruined a moment, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have been accused of being weird, random, and crazy, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever wished you could materialize a hammer/frying pan/giant fan/huge ass sword out of thin air to beat someone with, put this into your profile.

More Random Questions

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
Bleach: Volume 19

Byakuya"...I lost sight of him"

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

Empty Air

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Bleach episode 21.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

5:00 PM

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

5:30 PM(shit, been on the internet too long)

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My dumb brothers and my dad playing the game 24. Major boring.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Few hours ago, walking back from the computer library reading fanfictions

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

SamLeonhart's Profile

9. What are you wearing?

T- shirt and jeans.

10. Did you dream last night?

Yah, It was fucked up, Me dead...

11. When did you last laugh?

Two seconds ago, I fell out my computer chair reading "A Hollow's Daily Routien"

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Twilight posters(Edward), animal posters. A reading medal, A HUMONGUS POSTER OF ICHIGO KUROSAKI EEEKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Seen, no, but I've been posessed by a ghost.

14. What do you think of this survey?

I like them they are hilarious!!:)

15. What is the last movie you saw?

Bleach: The Diamond Dust Rebellion(Bleach Fangirl all the way!!!)

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

New house, Anime galore, movie anime, poters, etc...

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I am a 3 Days Grace fan "Riot"!!!!

20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Rukia(Bleach, can't help it)

21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Ichigo(yah Bleach I know.)

22. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Yes, Japan!

Stop Flamers Now! No more shall we tolerate flamers that flame for stupid reasons such as for pairings, who wrote the story, and just because they can! Copy and paste this into your profile if you want to join the organization called "Stop Flamers Now"

You must repost this!!:

Put this on your
page if you love
Naruto!
(this is f-ing cool) and Kakashi!

By the way, help this little guy. Thanks, Yuki.:

(\_/)
(O.O)

This is Bunny, isn't he cute?
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination, how sweet!

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! Heck, I, Sam Leonhart, am the king of Random! All other less random men and women, copy, paste, and ad your name!: Sam Leonhart, JadeKurosaki: I am the Queen of random, so MUWAHAHAHAHAHA...fUDGE!!!!!!!!!

95% of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montanna at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are in the 5% that would push them off, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy or girl was c0otiEs?
when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
"in" and "out" meant going inside or staying outdoors?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

NOT ANYMORE FOR THE LAST ONE, THAT'S FOR SURE!!!

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

Being mature is overrated.

Copy and Paste this if you put things on your profile twice and add your name: Sam Leonhart, JadeKurosaki

If you have over five 'copy-and-pastes' in your profile copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have over 100 copy and pastes, cop and paste this, then add your name (CAUTION! This will waste 30 seconds of your life of Fanfictioness!): Sam Leonhart, JadeKurosaki

If you feed off of Fanfictionness (fanfictions), copy and paste this onto your profile, and put your name on (before I have the Warrior kill you!): Sam Leonhart, (NO KILL ME)JadeKurosaki

If you think life would be dull and dreary without technology, copy and paste this into your profile.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in(have) an accident ."

7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me: ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my Roots
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about Justice
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

If you have at least one pet cat, copy this into your profile.

If you aren't dead yet, copy and paste this into your profile

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Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Pokémon is AWESOME,copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you get bored easily post this on your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Japan is cool copy this to your profile

If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy this into your profile, add your name to the list. PenguinYasha, leafninja345435, Tsukiko The Librarian, M-Warrior, BTM707, Dreamnorn, Sceptilelv100, Sam Leonhart, JadeKurosaki

If you think that people should not flame but offer constructive criticism, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are over the age of ten and are more obsessed with PMD(Pokemon Mystery Dungeon) than even the little kiddies are, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

Five billion dollars is enough money to buy everyone on earth a 10-Speed Bike. If you didn't know this, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are addicted to SSBB put this on your profile and add your name! Before I kill you!: Sam Leonhart, OKAY, OKAY, don't kill me, JadeKurosaki

If you ever got hit in the face with a soccerball, football, etc., copy, paste this onto your profile, and add your name: Kaida Thorn, Gingerstar14, Squirrelflightlover, Metaknight4ever, golfer, Pikana, JadeKurosaki

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Nintendo is right now creating LoZ Wii2 and Super Mario Galaxy Wii 2. OTHER GAMES SHOULD BE ON THE WII!! Copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name and the new game you want for Wii to the list: PitFTW: Kid Icarus Wii, Sam Leonhart: A game about me!, JadeKurosaki, A Bleach game with me and all the inner hollows in it so I can REALLY have fun kicking everyone's asses! :)

95 percent of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 percent that would shout 'Jump Motherfuckers!' Sam leonhart: 'Gayness Brothers' you mean?, JadeKurosaki: I think it should be Gay, dumbass, mutherfuckers.

If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you come up with most of your fanfic ideas by laying in bed staring at the moon, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name; Medalis, Starbrook, PitFTW, Sam Leonhart, JadeKurosaki:That's where I got the Idea for my stories.

If you've ever busted a move or burst into song for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile!

HOLY SHIT!! THEY GOT THIS PERFECT!!

December:
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners (mainly for projects...). Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody
.

You call me a bitch, bitches are female dogs, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are in nature which is beautiful. I know that I'm beautiful but there's no need to point it out you know.

Parents spend the first years of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and the rest telling us to sit down and shut up.

It's always the last place you look. Well of course it is! You're not guna keep looking once you've found the damn think are you?

Mental Hospital Phone Menu (If any of these apply to you then no offense is entended. It is just something funny I found and decided to add to my profile. Aagain, no offense is intended and sorry if offense is taken.)

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!
Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

YOUR GUY SIDE

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats. (I'd have to say that it's a tie except if the dog you aretalkin' about is a wolf or the cat is a white tiger or lion)
It's hilarious when people get hurt.(only if it isn't too serious)
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.(unless for videio games or books)
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (I still am. The latest series actually has a Scottish guy in it!! YAY for him!! He's even the blue Ranger! It just gets better andbetter!!)
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (Those are actuallyALL of my favourite colours!)
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

Total:15

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick. -shudders- not a hope in all the nine levels of hell (if there is a hell)
You love to shop. (This is only in certain shops, like a shop called 'beyond thewaterfall' near me that sells stuff like fairies, dragons and some cool clothes and CDs.There's even some tapes on meditation! Or for Books and videogames)
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink -screams- not a chance!
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at shopping centres.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. (again, only in certain shops and when i canactually afford to splurge.)
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.(Evil smiles that is )
You care about what you look like. (Well, not always but most of the time I guess I do)
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid. (but then again I also used to play Power Rangers)
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 6

(BOLD the ones that apply to you)

Things to do in a shop when you are bored.

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I chooseyou!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young...

There were only 150 Pokemon.
Digimon was popular.
Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it.
You didn't get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating.
Nobody cared what you looked like.
Hamtaro ROCKED.
Catching a pigeon was cool.
Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean.
Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'.
Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts.
Saying 'moron' was a swear word.
Fire was considered dangerous.
The only thing you had to worry about were cooties.
Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines.
Multiplication was scary.
Dora the Explorer and that damn monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist.
The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread.
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If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings when you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to you're profile

Names...

YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Domizzle

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): White and Blue Dragon(Hey it wasn't specific so...)

YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Paige Jade

YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):Haidoart (WTF)

YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink): Blue Sunkist

YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Oniawsu (WTF)

YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Sue

YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Yoruichi (yes I named my cat Yoruichi)

YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong): Star Friut Fire

YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory): Blue Bandana

Things to think about (logic/literal/random stuff):

-If nothing is impossible, then wouldn't it be possible for nothing to be possible?

-Why do people always lie when they're depressed?

-Life is always the leading cause of death.

-Time never passes perfectly.

-Why is there bias?

-How can we be starstruck by something when we can't actually reach the stars?

-Does intelligence go from zero to much higher or does it have a starting level?

-What is the difference between a smart person and a nerd?

-Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

-The statement on the right is true, the statement on the left is false

-If life is like a box of chocolate and you don't know what you're gonna get, then wouldn't you get chocolate? And also, wouldn't life be brown because white chocolate doesn't count as chocolate?

-What's so good about goodbye?

-Why do you think some people hate life?

-Why are you reading this?

-There is no such thing as 'picture perfect', as nothing's perfect.

-If everyone's unqiue, that means everyone's normal, so the only normal person would be the only one that's unique.

-What is really love?

This is just a funny email I got.

I knew a person that was so dumb that...

she called me to get my phone number.

She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said 'concentrate.'

she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order..

she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

she tried to drown a fish.

she thought a quarterback was a refund...

she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death...

she tripped over a cordless phone.

she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

she studied for a blood test..

she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats...

when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead..

when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said 'Airport Left' she turned around and went home

Now send it to all of your friends and have a laugh!

Naruto questions

How did you discover Naruto?
Randomly

Do you recommend Naruto to other people?
Nah. They wouldn't know what the fuck it is xD

Are you happy you discovered Naruto?
Yup.

Are you obsessed with Naruto?
I used to be. Now I in love with Bleach baby!

Are you insanely obsessed with Naruto?
Nope, Bleach and Ichigo Kurosaki!

WHEN did you first discover Naruto?
A couple years ago.

Download:

Do you download Naruto manga?
No.

Do you download Naruto anime?
No.

Do you think you have the right to do that?
Nah.

What do you say when people tell you it's wrong to download it?
No one tells me that. :) But I don't do it anyways.

Characters:

Who is your favorite male character?
Naruto

Who is your favorite female character?
Hinata

Who is your least favorite character?
Kabuto

Which character do you think is most misunderstood?
Probably Gaara.

Which character is most underrated?
Hinata

Which character has the worst past?
It's a tie between Naruto, Sasuke, and Garra.

What do you think of Ino and Sakura's rivalry?
It's stupid because Sasuke sucks anyway.

Does it anger you to see Sakura reject Lee?
I think it's funny.

Do you even like Lee?
You could say that, he's like a hyperactive little brother.

Do you hate Sasuke?
Yes.

Do you hate Yashamaru?
hmm...idk actually

Do you think all Gaara needs is just a hug and a good night's sleep?
Yep and a good friend.

Can anyone honestly say they hate Naruto?
Yup.

Do you think Shikamaru deserved to become a chunin?
Sure, but he really needs to work more.

Do you think anyone else deserved to become a chunin?
well...in Shippuden everyone's a chunin except for Naruto and Sasuke ;)

Do you think Shino could've made chunin if he had the chance to fight?
Yep.

Do Shino's bugs creep you out?
Naw it's totally cool.

What do you think of Kankuro's outfit?
it's weird.

What do you think of Sasuke's outfits?
The first outfit he had was the best. The rest...they suck.

Should Naruto ditch the orange?
Nah, it's pretty fitting. The original one is still the best.

Should Lee get a different haircut and outfit?
No way in hell!

Do you think Gaara is evil?
Naw just missunderstood.

Do you think Orochimaru is a closet-pedophile?
yup.

Do you think Itachi's nails are pretty?
...eww

Do you think Haku had pretty nails?
...eww

Did you originally think Haku was a girl?
I'll admit it; I did, guilty.

Did you originally think Yashamaru was a girl?
a little.

Which character is the best looking?
...Sorry Ichigo is the sexy beast of the universe!

Which character is the worst looking?
...Orochimaru

What was your first impression of Lee?
Bushy Brows!!

Do you think Sakura is useless?
Not anymore.

Which female kicks the most ass?
Tsunade.

Who should become the 7th Hokage?
Shikamaru if he can handle lots of paperwork xD

Fandom:

What is your favorite pairing?
Naruto and Hinata NaruHita.

What is your least favorite pairing?
Any yaoi or yuri. I'm not a fan...but I'm not against it though, that's just my personal opinion.

What pairing makes the least amount of sense?
Wierd one of Neji and Hinata NejiHina...

What do you think about Naruto yaoi/yuri?
...the same thing I said above.

Do you read/write Naruto fanfiction?
Naw I'm too busy with Bleach.

Do you look at/draw Naruto fanart?
I do have a few old drawings of some of the charaters, they suck though.

What is your favorite fanfiction genre for Naruto?
Crossover with Bleach and Adventure!

What do you think of all the 'Naruto gets stuck in sexy no jutsu' fics?
I don't think I've seen one yet.

Does it bother you that Gaara is so OOC in most romance fics?
No that's how it should be sometimes if the writer does good.

Do you think Naruto is secretly depressed and/or suicidal?
At times like when he fought Sasuke.

Do you think Naruto is secretly a genius and just hides it?
depends on the type of genius -.-

Do you think Sasuke actually has warm fuzzy feelings for anyone?
Warm? fuzzy? not on your life. I wanna Bash him so hard!!!

Did you think the 4th Hokage was Naruto's father before you actually found out?
Yah I so did. They looked exactly alike in ways.

Do you think Shikamaru and Choji are more than just friends?
Just friends. That would be fucked up otherwise.

Is Neji obsessed with birds or what?
Sure seems like it

Is Kakashi really that obsessed with looking underneath the underneath?
...

Does Sasuke secretly lust after Naruto?
I don't know and I don't really wanna know!

Is Kakashi secretly lusting after one or more of his students?
Same as previous one.

Is Kakashi secretly lusting over Iruka?
Eww if he is and still same as previous ones.

Do you pair up characters fully aware that these are 15 year old kids?
Yep, that's how it's supposta be... young love!

Or do you make them older just so you won't have that on your conscience?
Why would i make them older?

Do you like AU Naruto fics?
Haven't seen any lately, still all for Bleach!

Do you like OC's in Naruto fics?
Depends on how the writer makes them.

Do you read NCS Naruto fics?
No

Do you read M-Preg Naruto fics?
No

What type of Naruto fans are the most annoying?
fangirls...and fanboys.

Do you mix your canon Naruto knowledge with your fanfic Naruto knowledge?
As long as i can remember XD

Do you get mad at people who like a pairing you hate?
Why should I? They are entitled to there own opinion just like me.

If so, aren't you ashamed of yourself?
Getting mad at useless things is pretty stupid...

Misc:

What's a good website for Naruto?
Narutopedia.

Another?
...

And one more?
...

What's a good Naruto fanfiction?
People have different opinions

And another?
...

What's a good Naruto fanart?
A split fight scene.

And another?
...

What do you think about Asuma?
He smokes way too much but he is so cool.

Wasn't he awesome when he saved Shikamaru that time?
He didn't have to die...Wahhhh sadness!

He showed us his mad skillz didn't he?
Totally.

Sasuke looked really cool when his curse seal first activated, right?
I hate to admit it but yah he did then he went all fucking awol!

What do you think of Orochimaru's tongue?
I want to personaly cut it off! The coolest tongue in the world belongs to Hichigo Shirosaki!

Does it disturb you?
Nope.

Does it haunt your dreams at night?
No but he has been in my dreams a few times...along with Aizen. I'm usually torturing them untill they die strapped to a cold metal chair bleeding. I have not told anybody this but I am a master of mental and phisical tourture.

Do you think Orochimaru is a sexy beast?
WTF Hell to the mother fucken no!!!!!

Do you think I'm insane for asking that?
Yes, very much so.

If you could be any Naruto character, who would you be?
Myself. I'd be a new character who could so kick ass!!

Why?
I'm me you are you that's the answere to your obvious question.

What jutsu would you want?
Tranforming sword jutsu (Bleach's Zanpakuto)

Do you think if a girl used sexy no jutsu she would turn into a man?
Maybe. :p

Say something random about Naruto or a random Naruto quote!
Pervy Sage all the way!!

Did you enjoy this survey?
Cool But I wanna find a bleach one.

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of ever line ((HAH! Copy this into your profile if you find this funny))

Quotes:

"Every time I draw my sword or face an enemy my feelings are always held back half a step."- Shuhei Hisagi

"He who does not fear the sword he holds is not worthy of holding a sword."- Shuhei Hisagi

"To fight is something that is done in accordance with the situation. I do not see that escape is something shameful. For me, to insist and to lose is a foolish attitude." - Izuru Kira

"Battle is not a stage for empty heroics and nor is it something to take pleasure in. Battle is filled with despair. Dark, terrifying. That is the way that it should be. That way, people learn to fear battle and to choose the path of non-violence where possible."- Izuru Kira

"Zankensoki... only when your heart is in balance can you claim to have true strength."- Izuru Kira

"Loyalty to someone is different from depending on them. It isn't even interesting fighting against someone who doesn't have his own goals."- Kenpachi Zaraki

"Never admit defeat and ask for a quick death! Die first, then admit defeat! If you are defeated but didn't die, it just means you were lucky! At those times, think only about survival! Survive and think only about killing the one who failed to kill you!"- Kenpachi Zaraki

"I wanna be cut so that my breath is gone before my body hits the ground. That's the kind of death I wanna have."- Nnoitra Jiruga

"Ain't no chance of salvation for us. Never has been. With or without Aizen, that's never gonna change. If there's one thing I'm grateful to that guy for, it's the fact that he gave me power. Thanks to that I've been able to savor greater battles than ever before. I'm gonna be strong. Stronger than anyone. If I'm gonna fight the ultimate enemy, then there can't be anyone else stronger than me. I'll take 'em all out. No matter what it takes."- Nnoitra Jiruga

"Every fuckin' one of 'em, they have the gall to take pity on me. And they don't even know how much they're hurtin' me by doin' it. I don't do "mercy". Strong, weak, infant, monster. I just smash 'em all to pieces. I don't give 'em the chance to get up a second time."- Nnoitra Jiruga

"There is not a single person in heaven or on earth that can break me. Don't forget that I am the strongest Espada."- Nnoitra Jiruga

"Enemies are made for all sorts of reasons. From the moment one makes an enemy, until one breathes their final breath, they are in battle."- Nnoitra Jiruga

"They're all cowards, every damn one of them. Whatever. I'll just consume them. As they become my flesh and blood, they will see beyond. I... I am the king!"- Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez

"Hearts, you say? You Humans are always so quick to speak of such things. As though you carry your hearts in the very palms of your hands. But this eye of mine perceives all. There is nothing that it overlooks. If this eye cannot see a thing, then it does not exist. That is the assumption under which I have always fought. What is this "heart"? If I tear open that chest of yours, will I see it there? If I smash open that skull of yours, will I see it there?"- Ulquiorra Cifer

"What would you have me say? 'Don't worry, I'm sure he's still alive'? Ridiculous. I am not here to comfort you. I don't understand why are you so fixated on life and death? At any rate, your friends will soon be annihilated. So what if that's one step closer? They should have seen this coming from the start. If they couldn't see it coming, the fault lies in their own foolishness. Laughing them off as a group of idiots would be sufficient. Why can't you do that? If it were me, and my friends entered Hueco Mundo without first gauging their strength, I'd be infuriated by their stupidity."- Ulquiorra Cifer

"Swinging your blade out of a sense of duty is what a captain does. Swinging your blade out of hate is nothing more than base violence. Captains don't refer to that as fighting."- Toshiro Hitsugaya

"As a thank you for your lecture, I'll teach you something. The time you implement your greatest technique is the time of greatest crisis. This too is an inviolable law of battle."- Toshiro Hitsugaya

“What is a heart? Can I see if I tore open your chest? If I cracked open your skull?”
-Ulquiorra-

“Rukia, where do you think your heart is?”
-Kaien-

“Around here right?”
Points towards chest
-Rukia-

“In reality I guess. But I say it can be found right here.”
Clenches hand into a fist. Only hand is shown
-Kaien-

“Oh I get it…this thing in my hand……is the heart.”
reaches out to Orihime
-Ulquiorra-

“Your heart is born when you care for someone.”
–Kaien-

My heart is always a battleground where trust and needs of others war within me constantly. I need to know why people act and feel as they do. Ultimately I must understand myself, and come to some kind of truce with the warring forces of my nature. In the end, it's the life and truth of the soul, which are my real goals.

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

7 Ways to Scare your roommates

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath ... I pledge it to the end 'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'.

The Laws of Anime

#1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
The normal laws of physics do not apply.

#2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborn, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.

#3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

#4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

#5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

#6. Law of Temporal Variability
Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

#7. First Law of Temporal Mortality
'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.

#8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

#9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis
Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still-frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

#10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.

#11. Law of Inherent Combustability
Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary - Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary - Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

#12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission
Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

#13. Law of Energetic Emission
There is alway an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy 'bulge') before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustability.

#14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
The destructive potential of a weapon is inversly proportional to its size.
First Corollary - Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also know as the A-Ko phenomenon.

#15. Law of Inexhaustability
No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

#16. Law of Inverse Accuracy
The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect)
Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary - The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area', usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvres.

#17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
Minmei is a bimbo.

#18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

#19. Law of Demonic Consistency
Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown (but black is not unknown), and can only be hurt by bladed weapons.

#20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability
Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war-machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.

#21. Law of Tactical Unreliability
Tactical geniuses aren't...

#22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
People never notice the little things... Like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

#23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.

#24. Law of Americanthropomorphism
Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny 'Bad Guy' or a big stupid 'Good Guy'.
First Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect.)
Second Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.

#25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality
The size of a person's mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

#26. Law of Feline Mutation
Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
a) be female
b) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation
c)and wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

#27. Law of Conservation of Firepower
Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used only as a last resort.

#28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence
The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

#29. Law of Melee Luminescence
Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for 'good guys' and red for 'bad guys'. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

#30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

#31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability
Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.

#32. Law of Follicular Permanence
Hair in anime is pretty much indestructable, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone's hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

#33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
ANY shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic.

#34. Law of Probable Attire
Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines.
--Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off the afore-mentioned female's clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene).
--Whenever there is a headwind, a Male characters will invariably wear a long cloak which doesn't hamper movement and billows out dramatically behind him.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability) - All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability) - Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage.

#35. Law of Musical Omnipotence
Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they have never attempted these things before.

#36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination
Also called "The Five-man Rule," when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are:
a) The Hero/Leader
b) His girlfriend
c) His Best Friend/Rival
d) A Hulking Brute
e) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
--Extreme Coolness
--Amazing intelligence
--Incredible Irritation

#37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance
All anime females have an extradimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment's notice.
First Corollary (The Hammer Rule) - The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, which can be used with unerring accuracy on any male who deserves it. Other common items include costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

#38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission
Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

#39. Law of Inverse Attraction
Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get.
First Corollary Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...

#40. Law of Nasal Sanguination
When sexually aroused, males in Anime don't get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one's sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don't get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

#41. Law of Xylolaceration
Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.

#42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
Always send a boy to do a man's job. He'll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.

#43. Law of Pornogrative Omnipotence
There is porn of it, no exceptions...

#44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation
The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced.

#45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis
Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they've seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.

#46. Law of Flimsy Incognition
Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

#47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some
unknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot or
spicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behind
the eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry.

#48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or
burned, YOU WILL SURVIVE!! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later,
your skin won’t have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect").
First Corollary- When a magical bad guy/Alien/monster fires off a flame,
wind, or ice attack, the resulting effect is only enough for the hero(es)/heroine(s)
to be standing in the "Walking Against the Wind" stance, with his/her eyes shut and
letting out a pathetic "Aaaaagh!", and yet they are never harmed. This may be in
part to laws 32, 34 and sometimes 44.

#49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will
get a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast, or if she is a character that can perform
magical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or whatever (Also known as
the "Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor") This is because he always deserves it, and will
help him to cope in today’s society. (Sniff Sniff)

#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are
under the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERY
small, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter).
Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression.

#51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws
44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, and
the likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced, or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attack
are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. (Also known as the "Dragon Slave
Phenomenon")

52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters
(usually males) will think personal (Like that he/she has sabotaged something), or
perverted thoughts, while near some other character, WHO’S TELEPATHIC!! The reasons
for this are:
1) They forgot that the person is telepathic.
2) They just don’t give a damn.
The reasons the telepathic person doesn’t react are:
1) They’re preoccupied with doing something else.
2) They’d rather keep the fact to themselves that they are Telepathic.
3) They just don’t give a damn.

#53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.

#54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald,
wise-mouthed dirty old man or alien. Or the combination of any two of those traits.
First Corollary- If old man is present, and is acting too horny, stupid,
etc., there will invariably be an old woman to whap him over the head with a frying
pan or something.

#55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and
withhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special power
weapons, ancient relics, and people who know everything.

#56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons
will never use those powers/weapons against the "Good Guy" until it is too late.
First Corollary- All "Bad Guys" suffer from Antagonistic Boasting Syndrome
which require all "Bad Guys" to threaten with or exemplify their prowess and not use
it against the "Good Guy".
Second Corollary- No "Bad Guy" may use any new, secret, or superior military
device without one of the following events occurring:
a) The control device being broken.
The control device being taken by the "Good Guy".
c) The control device is in fact not the real device at all and was just
"fooled" by the "Good Guy".
d) The "Bad Guy" has already lost and cannot use the device.

#57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of
the face’s total surface area. More so if the case is a blonde woman.

#58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance,
resulting in two outcomes:
a) A positive charge will result in the spikes-flying-everywhere-behind-me
look.
A negative charge will result in the
hair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look.

#59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition
available (paintballs, speaker pods), non-lethal rounds will always be more accurate
when compared to "standard" or lethal shots. (Macross Plus for paintballs, Macross 7
for speaker pods)

#60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s
attractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them.
(Tenchi, Ranma, and Makoto OVA have a seemingly endless supply of willing
girlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai, Ataru, and Carrot
couldn’t get a date despite or because of their constant attempts.)

#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an
awkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract,
except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a single
drop could fill a Big Gulp from 7-11.

#62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years
is never as good as someone who has been training for one month.

#63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the
few... of even the one.

#64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be
funny, whether actually funny or not, the rest of the characters (even animals) fall
to the ground with their feet in the air. Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall.
(The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke as well.)

#65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the
male character with another girl, she becomes extremely strong (despite her usually
helpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy. She can
sometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching the
guy’s face so hard that it changes shape. (see law #49)

#66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation-
First Corollary- If the airborne entity exceeds an altitude equal or greater
than two times the height of the entity, gravity is decreased by an inverse
coefficient relative to the upward momentum and mass/weight (if within at least
500 km of any gravity source) of the entity "jumping".
Second Corollary- The amount of Newtonian "opposite force" (in accordance to
normal downward velocity; "Earth gravity" speed is equal to 32ft/sec/sec) is also
inversely proportional to the "actual" speed of the airborne entity. In all
actuality, an entity that appears to be flying towards a solid concrete parking lot
from space will actually land, producing an opposite force of approximately 1.73 lb.
of pressure. Unless this particular entity is a "Bad Guy". Then the law exhibits a
mysterious exponentially proportional Newtonian opposite force, thusly increasing
this variable by a factor equal to the inverse-gravity potential.

#67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the
Ambient Dramatic Tension increases, the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must be
increased by a proportional amount to compensate. In any situation where this does
not happen, the "Bad Guy" inevitably comes out on top. However, this usually leads
to a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension, which will always be offset by
an exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient.

#68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the
control system, a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so through
means of undetectable subconscious psychokinesis.
First Corollary- Characters can perform actions with their vehicles which
clearly defy normal physics (see Laws of Metaphysical Irregularity and Constant
Thrust). The velocity, attitude and traction of the vehicle appear to be adjusted at
will, with the degree of absolute control being proportional to the complexity and
lethality of the maneuver.
Second Corollary- It is effectively impossible to remove characters from or
disrupt the passage of their vehicles without the character’s consent. This does not
always apply to "Bad Guy" characters, or "Good Guy" characters in situations where
the Ambient Dramatic Tension could increase in accordance with the Law of
Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any
situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a corresponding
increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient, not only does the "Bad Guy" usually
come out on top, but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise in
Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a
survival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directly
and immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. This is often
referred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brain
activity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out in
slow motion.

#71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male
character of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e. Looking at
another girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into an
interdimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet of
Doom with which to whack the said male over the head with. (see Laws # 37, 49, and
65)

#72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head
shot, maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on the
wounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion). These bandages
will then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next scene.

#73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to
a hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-looking
sword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that the
edge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlessly
past the defender. Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime.

#74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When
faced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad, anime
characters will either:
a) Die quickly (but in accordance with all other laws e.g., slowdown and
exposition),
b)Get possessed by them, especially if they are beautiful girls or men in a
position to ravish beautiful girls, or
c) Kill them, wipe the blood off their blades, and walk on whistling.

#75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can
summon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him/her to cause a dramatic silhouette.

#76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a
secret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone around
him/her will forget everything. Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise?

#77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick
strands that drape his face into a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, the
elements, etc. (see Laws 32 & 48)

#78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST
capable of dealing with it.

#79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial
arts will enable you to become so strong, that you can stop a nuclear warhead with
your bare palm. Unfortunately, for most otaku, they found the hard way that it just
doesn’t work in real life...

#80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is
male, he will invariably wear a big captain’s cap, a long overcoat, and have a
shaggy beard and mustache (pipe optional), and be a great tactician. If the captain
is female, however, she will invariably be young, well endowed, and ditzy as a pole
(horny father optional). Yet, she too will be a great tactician.

#81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if
you’re normally a klutz.

#82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a
Hentai anime is to start having sex.

#83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become
possible.
First Corollary- Any "Bad Guy" stating "T-that’s impossible!" whenever the
hero is accomplishing some new feat/move/projectile will find out too late that he
is wrong and will invariably be toasted.

#84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed
by the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he could
accomplish... but his old teacher did!

#85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire
straits, he will become stronger, smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds. (see
Laws #67, 69, and 84)

#86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in
beating the hero, they will begin to gloat uncontrollably, because they’ve never won
against the "Good Guy" (because they’re Eeeviiil!!). They usually get so cocky, they
tie the hero to a conveyor belt leading to his doom and leave to get a snack.
Usually this results in:
a) The hero escaping.
b) Clean-up for the underlings.
c) The villain getting toasted.

#87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.

#88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have
the magical power of either inducing orgasm or arousal. Some include warm water,
rolling on a smooth tabletop, wind, mild electrocution, the character toweling
themselves after a bath/shower, and very cold objects... like bottles of 7-up.

#89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large
penis (lengths of 8, 9, 10 and 11 inches are most common). Some even have ones the
size of telephone poles, despite the blood loss that would accompany it...

#90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following
characteristics:
1) Very sensitive and/or very large breasts with large nipples.
2) Very tight and/or sensitive vaginas.

#91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and
up... completely... despite the fact that they might have a tight and/or sensitive
vagina.

#92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance
while someone talking about their (in)famous-ness, or by way of a voice-over of them
introducing themselves.

#93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at
least one cute, furry little mascot by penalty of death!
First Corollary- If it is a Shonen Anime, the hero will be accompanied by a
Dog, Cat or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the
male persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with girls that is following
him around is there because:
1) It’s his girlfriend’s.
2) It is following him, despite his insistence not to do so.
3) Chicks will dig him more.
Second Corollary- If it is a Shojo Anime, the heroine will be accompanied by
a cat, cute lil’ mouse, or some disgustingly cute monster, or any kind of animal,
real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the female persuasion. Any animal
that would be associated with guys that is following her around is there because:
1) It’s her boyfriend’s.
2) It is following her, despite her insistence not to do so.
3) It makes her look cool.

#94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability
that enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things like
bullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck"), even though
they are mostly unaware of it. Those who have this ability include Vash the
Stampede, Captain Justy Ueki Tylor, and Jar Jar Binks.

#95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any
human female, regardless of age ("She’s 18! No! Really, she is! I’m not lying!...")
First Corollary- Even when raped or molested by tentacles, Hentai Anime
girls eventually get into it & begin squealing in ecstasy. NO one knows WHY this is,
but some theorize there may be some kind of chemical that is secreted through the
skin of the tentacle...
Second Corollary- Women who are impregnated by a tentacle creature never
experience morning sickness, and also find it to be intensely pleasurable (Also
known as the Goofy Meter Redline Effect).
Third Corollary- Similarly, the resulting... offspring of tentacle/human
relations is immediately sexually active, often impregnating its own mother again.

#96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other,
sometimes ripping off clothes. Sometimes it escalates so much, that property damage
begins to occur.
First Corollary- A running fight can be so destructive, you can follow it
from a distance just by watching for the smoke. (Also known as the "A-ko/B-ko
Thing")

#97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that
enables them to regenerate from a massive wound or broken bone within minutes. Being
immortal sometimes helps. (Also known as the "Priss Effect".)

#98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or
spaceborne, have the following crew members:
1) The captain
2) His Lieutenant
3) Various female technical staff
4) A hotshot pilot
5) A cute little girl/twins (either stowaways or not)
6) The Doctor
7) The Doctor’s assistant (either a spy or not)
Weighted among the crew are various quirks which include:
1) Extreme coolness/luck
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible irritation
4) Extreme cuteness
5) Irresponsible drunkenness
6) Homophobicness
7) Emotionless (Idiots.)

#99- Law of Sparklines- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest
appears, flowers, sparkles, or abstract circles of pastel colors appear around said
character, or both. Roses with exaggerated thorns appear when it is dangerous love.
No one knows why this is, though most have a theory: Anime characters are freaks! At
least, Marker Apenname seems to think so...

#100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen.

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Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

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THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.


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For me, crazy is a VERY LOOSE term. Crazy is when your off in your own little world, and you start to think of something funny that could happen and start laughing, and the people around you turn around and stare at you because you're laughing for no reason. Crazy is also when you start dancing while walking down to your next class to a song you have stuck in your head. If you're crazy like me, copy this to your profile

If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this into your profile

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this onto your profile

Pirates are cool. The color blue reminds me of chocolate and Edward Cullen. if two gooses are geese, would two mooses be meese? and if two foots are feet, wouldn't it be two feetball? walrus! AHAHAHAHA!! LUKE I AM YOUR FATHA!! i hate lacrosse. don't ask why. i want some toast. DO THE BARTMAN! SHOOBUS MY WOOBUS and SHOOP DA WOOP, baby! BADA BOOM BADA BAM! Hey Assbutt!! if you are random, copy and paste this, then add something random of your own

150 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts

1. I will not poke Hufflepuff’s with spoons, nor will I insist that their house colors indicate that they are “covered in bees”.
2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class
3. Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not “an extra credit project for Herbology”.
4. “I’ve heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood’s name” is not a challenge.
5. Putting up Doug Henning posters in Filch’s office is not appropriote.
6. I will not go to class skyclad.
7. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
8. I will not use Umbridge’s quill to write “I told you I was hardcore”.
9. I will stop referring to showering as “giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful”.
10. Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable. “Polishing my wand” in the common room is not.
11. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw the Dark Mark on their arm.
12. House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
13. Staring a betting pool on the fate of this years DADA teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.
14. I will not start every potions class by asking Professor Snape if today’s project is suitable for use as a sexual lubricant.
15. “Liften Separatis Crotchum” is not a real spell.
16. I will not claim Chick Tracts are an accurate presentation of Muggle life.
17. Seamus Finnegan is not “after me Lucky Charms”.
18. I will not refer to the Weasley twins as”bookends”.
19. I will not refer to the Patil twins as “bookends”.
20. I will not call the DADA teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.
21. There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.
22. I will not provide Luna Lovegood with Coast-to-Coast AM transcripts.
23. I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.
24. I will not place anything by Silver Ravenwolf on the library shelves.
25. Tricking the school house elf into stripping does not mean they are now mine even if I yell “Pwned!”
26. I am not a sloth Animagus.
27. I am not a tribble Aimagus.
28. I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat, or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or a piranha.
29. I do not weigh the same as a duck.
30. Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.
31. I do not have a Dalek Patronus.
32. I will not lick Trevor.
33. I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.
34. The Ravenclaws are not “Mentals in training”.
35. Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazghul is coincidental.
36. I will not change the password to the prefect’s bath to “Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty”.
37. There is no such thing as an Invisibility Thong.
38. Professor Flitwick does not wish to be adressed as “Admiral Naismith”.
39. Asking “How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?” is only funny the first time.
40. I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey.
41. I will not offer to pose nude for Dean Thomas.
42. “42″ is not the answer to every question to the O.W.L.’s.
43. It is a bad idea to tell Professor McGonagall she takes herself too seriously.
44. I am not to Owl copies of the Evil Overlord List to suspected Death Eaters.
45. I will not offer to prepare tandori owl.
46. I will stop asking when we will learn to make “Love Potion Number Nine”.
47. I will not ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.
48. I will not teach the first-years to sing “A Wizard’s Staff Has A Knob On The End”.
49. If Ginny Weasley wanted to borrow my Darkover books, she would have said so already.
50. I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
51. I will not go to meals dressed as Choda Boy.
52. Sirius Black did not found the Sirius Cybernetics Corp.
53. I will not draw an “H” on Percy Weasley’s forehead.
54. My name is not Captain Subtext.
55. Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab does not sell potions ingredients and I will not resell their products as “Veela Pheremones”.
56. I will not refer to Kingsley Shacklebolt as a “Big Black Sex Auror”.
57. I cannot Hado anything into oblivion(Darn and I'm a Bleach fan too).
58. Professor Flitwick’s first name is not Yoda.
59. I am not the Defense Against the Boring Classes Professor.
60. I am no longer allowed to use the words “pimp cane” in front of Draco Malfoy or his father.
61. It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the result would be.
62. Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles labeled “Firewhiskey”.
63. Using the Engorgio charm on certain parts of the human anatomy is not permitted on school grounds, not even for entertainment purposes.
64. First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
65. A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or drumming on desks, no matter how bored I become.
66. It is inappropriate to slip sample bottles of Selsun Blue into Professor Snape’s personal postbox.
67. I will stop referring to Hufflepuff’s as “cannon fodder”.
68. I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.
69. First-years should not be encouraged to befriend the Whomping Willow.
70. Novelty or holiday themed ties are not to be worn with my school uniform.
71. I will not use my socks to make hand puppets of the Slytherin house mascot.
72. When fighting Death Eaters in the annual June battle of Good v. Evil, I will not lift my wand skyward and shout “There can be only ONE!”.
73. I should not refer to DADA professors as “canaries in the coal mine”.
74. I will not say the phrase “Dude, get a life.” to Lord Voldemort.
75. I will not put books of muggle fairy tales in the history section of the library.
76. There is not now, nor has there ever been, a fifth house at Hogwarts. And I am not a member of that house, nor am I its founder.
77. I will not refer to the Accio charm as “The Force”.
78. Albus Dumbledore’s proper title is “Headmaster”, not “My Liege”.
79. I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I foresaw her death.
80. I will not use Slytherin and Gryffindor first years as Christmas decorations.
81. Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.
82. If asked in class what the Avada Kedavra curse does, yelling “It Does DEATH!!!” may be correct but it is not the manner in which one should answer.
83. I am not allowed out of my dorm when visitors from the Ministry are here.
84. I am not allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.
85. Ravenclaw’s do not find a sign saying “The library is closed for and indefinite time period” amusing in any sense.
86. I will not attempt to recreate the Key to Time in Transfiguration class.
87. A time turner is not a flux capacitator, and I should therefore not install one in any Muggle cars.
88. I am not allowed to use silencing charms on my Professors.
89. I will not charm Hermione’s time turner to rotate every half-hour.
90. If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.
91. I will not claim my X-Files tapes are “Auror Training Videos”.
92. When being interrogated by a member of the staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce “These are not the droids you are looking for”.
93. I am not a member of the Spanish Inquisition.
94. Albus Dumbledore is not my personal Jesus.
95. I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.
96. I will not follow potions instructions in reverse order just to see what happens.
97. I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts: A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.
98. “OMGWTF” is not a spell.
99. I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.
100. I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.
101. I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbott and Justin Finch-Fletchley as Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles.
102. I will not cast the occasional Oblivate spell on Dumbledore, even if it would be amusing.
103. I am not allowed to give the Gryffindors Pixie Stix.
104. I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and take bets on who will come out alive.
105. I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they are real animals.
106. I will not teach the house elves to impersonate Jar Jar Binks.
107. I will not sing The Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin Quidditch matches.
108. I will not tell first years that they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow.
109. I will not douse Harry Potter’s Invisibility Cloak with lemon juice to see if he will become visible wearing it and standing near the fire in the common room.
110. I will not tell first years that Moon Prism Power is a basic Transfiguration spell.
111. I will not yell “Believe it… or not!” after any of Dumbledore’s speeches.
112. Bringing fortune cookies to Divination class does not count for extra credit.
113. My name is not “The Dark Lord Happy-Pants” and I am not allowed to sign my papers as such.
114. There is no such thing as the Chamber of Double Secret Probation.
115. I will not attempt to magically animate my marshmallow Peeps.
116. I will never ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.
117. Voldemort is not Ganandorf, and the Triforce is not hidden in Hogwarts.
118. I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rock series during Arithmancy exams.
119. I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of “Knights of the Round Table” for the Christmas feast.
120. I will not call Professor McGonagall “McGoogles”.
121. I am not allowed to make lightsaber sound with my wand.
122. “Draco Malfoy Takes it Up The Arse” is not an acceptable Quidditch chant.
123. I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.
124. I will not wear my DEATH EATER AND PROUD OF IT! shirt to school.
125. I am not allowed to reenact famous battles of the Revolutionary War in the charms corridor.
126. I am not allowed to declare an official Hug A Slytherin Day.
127. I am not allowed to introduce myself to the first years as Tim the Enchanter.
128. I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance into any classroom.
129. I will not try and start Naked Thursdays in the Common Room.
130. It is not necessary for me to yell “BAMF!” every time I Apparate.
131. I will not steal Gryffindor’s sword from Dumbledore’s office and use it to patrol the hallways.
132. I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.
133. I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing the theme song to “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes”.
134. I will not teach the first years to play “The Penis Game” in the Great Hall during dinner.
135. I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue.
136. I will not organize a Hogwarts Fight Club.
137. It is a bad idea to tell Professor Snape he takes himself too seriously.
138. I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.
139. I will not dress up in a Dementor suit and use a Dustbuster on Harry’s lips to get him to do what I want.
140. I will not start food fights in the Great Hall.
141. I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.
142. “To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys” is not an appropriote career choice.
143. I will not sing “We’re off to see the wizard” when sent to the Headmaster’s office.
144. The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife.
145. It is not necessary to yell “Burn!” everytime Snape takes points from Gryffindor.
146. “Y’all check this-here shit out!” is not an appropriate way to announce that you are about to perform an experimental spell.
147. I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells and shout “I have the power!”
148. I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.
149. I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell “Ni” from various directions.
150. Getting everyone in the Great Hall to do the Time Warp will not earn me any house points.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days...you will die" then hang up.

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run bitch, run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Sir.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

Reasons why girls are the best

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

I am also a bloody manga/anime addict. My favourite series is Bleach.

A complete nerd, but hey it gets me through college with good grades.

Political views don't exist for me, I think and believe that government is loosely based in business now, and is filled with complete morons.

I don't support human violence of any kind: rape, murder, torture, kidnapping...err, except when it is a male who has wronged a female or such the otherway around, and even then not the rape or murder, just kidnapping and torture. Also, I am strongly against animal cruelty because animals have rights as well.

I don't support war, because it is inhumane that innocent people have to die. Innocents are the sacrifices of someone else's wrong doing.

It matters little your religion, race, gender because I LOVE being around people with different views, but before that, I don't appreciate close minded people.

I love writing, despite my lack of literally knowledge and even though I took advance placement English in high school. I love painting and drawing, even though I also lack the talent, but its just so fun.

Want to travel the world to meet tons of people, I'm just that way.

The list of places I want to visit is quite long, though China and Japan top my list. I've only ever lived in the U.S.A. sadly.

Beauty is not based on physique and body image, because you need a bit of brain. What use is it when you have a nice body, but you have nothing inside your head?

Think that people who are obsessed with staying young are kind of stupid since you will eventually grow old, people will think you aren't 'hip' enough and you will eventually die anyway.

Self-denial is the salvation to any insult, but it is not something that anyone should always depend upon.

The world isn't perfect, so why must everyone always try to aspire for something that does not exist and is not meant to?

Know that you are a generally special person in this world, so DO NOT let anyone bring you down.

If you are someone who gets tired of hearing life's lessons, well tough...get over your damn self and listen--your children, you children's children will suffer the same thing and our parents had to listen as well.

Parents were once teenagers, so don't say that they don't understand you--just parents don't know how to accept that you are either growing up and time has changed.

If you fail, why in the hell are you giving up for?

I have proven many people wrong.

Don't always think that because everyone else is doing something, you should just jump in the bandwagon as well.

Macho men that think a woman was born to pop out a few kids, stay home while cooking or cleaning is a man that has absolutely no desire to be anything in life.

Feminism is simply something that I don't usually follow, unless someone makes a very lame comment about being superior to women then I'll get on your case.

We have to thank each other that we are part of this world--because women need men and men need women.

I don't eat religion for breakfast, so be careful to AVOID shoving your religion to my face.

Envy is the obsession you have of hating others, why not start looking at all the good things you have in your own life rather than the rest of the world.

My intellect has cost me nearly my entire life, so don't start thinking that because you have higher grades you can be better than me.

Smearing the date of your birthday in every single social site, will only get you branded 'attention whore' from a lot of people.

Cultural fact: You only have ONE bloody birth day in your entire life.

My If's

If i dont call you
Its because i'm waiting for you to call me

When i walk away from you mad
Follow me

When i stare at your mouth
Kiss me

When i push you or hit you
Grab me and dont let go

When i start cussing at you
Kiss me and tell me you love me

When im quiet
Ask me whats wrong

When i ignore you
Give me your attention

When i pull away
Pull me back

When you see me at my worst
Tell me i'm beautiful

When you see me start crying
Hold me and tell me everything will be alright

When you see me walking
Sneak up and hug my waist from behind

When i'm scared
Protect me

When i lay my head on your shoulder
Tilt my head up and kiss me

When i grab at your hands
Hold mine and play with my fingers

When i tease you
Tease me back and make me laugh

When i dont answer for a long time
reassure me that everything is okay

When i look at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When i say that i like you
I really do more than you could understand

When i bump into you
bump into me back and make me laugh

When i tell you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When i look at you in your eyes
dont look away until i do

When i miss you
i'm hurting inside

When you break my heart
the pain never really goes away

When i say its over
i still want you to be mine

WHAT A KISS MEANS (results may vary)

Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means...
Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"

--Advice--
Don't ask for a kiss, take one
If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.

"When life gives you lemons, throw them back at em and say 'make your own damn lemonade!'"

“Everyday I think people can't get any stupider, and everyday I'm proven horribly wrong.”

"A wise man once said, "I don't know - go ask a woman."

"No one is a virgin, the world screws us all."

"It takes 42 muscles to frown and only four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me."

"Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy, check 3 friends, if they are okay, you're it."

"Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them."

"You say you dislike me, but deep down, you know you hate me."

"If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!"

"Stupid kills, unfortunately not fast enough"

"They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?"

"Just be yourself everyone else is taken."

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how in seven hells you did it."

"It takes a big man to cry. It takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man."

"You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to sky dive TWICE."

"Life's a bitch...But she's my bitch."

"If everything seems to being going well...you have OBVIOUSLY overlooked something..."

“I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!” -Dr. Suess

"Thank you! Fuck you! Your villain has arrived!" -Ladd Russo, Baccano!

"The fight can wait, barbeque's more important!" -Hiyori Sarugaki, Bleach

"(Message in blood) "Urgent, meet us outside the Urahara shop immediately" (After Ichigo freaked out) P.S: If you're thinking that this message is like some written in the victim's own blood cliché from some TV show...then you obviously have no sense of humor." -Kisuke Urahara, Bleach

"Actually pony tails turn me on." "What?" "The pony tail you had back whenever was so good it was criminal." "Are you retarded?" - Kyon and Haruhi, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"(wall explodes) BOSS! The door was open, why'd you blow up the entire wall?" "What kind of bone-headed question is that? The Boss likes to blow stuff up"- Donny and Nice's Brother talking about Nice, Baccano!

"Which one of you crooks taught this little girl how to gamble?"- Guy in a casino reffering to how Racheal is so good at Mahjog, Case Closed

"Don't look at me, I'm irresistable! Aren't I?" Negi talking to Asuna after drinking the love potion, Negima!

Shigure- "So, anyway, I was wondering if you could stop by the house and take a look at Tohru's cut. That is, if it isn't a problem."
Hatori- "No problem. I'll stop by the house this evening."
Shigure- "Hmmm? What's this, Hatori? I don't think I ever heard you sound so eager to come over. Could it be you have a secret crush on Tohru?"
long silence from the other end of the phone
Shigure- "I knew it! You naughty, naughty man, you!"
Hatori- "No, I was simply too amazed by your stupidity to say anything." - Phone conversation with Shigure and Hatori, Fruits Basket

HOW I EXPLAIN LIFE AND DEATH...

Life, is like God's way of kicking your sorry ass out of heaven and yelling, "AND DON'T COME BACK!!"

Death, is like God's way of dragging you back up to heaven by your collar, mumbling, "Okay, I think you've done enough damage..."

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Best quotes from fiction

"Well ... when we were in our first year, Harry - young, carefree and innocent -"

"- well, more innocent than we are now -"

"We got into a spot of bother with Filch."

"We let off a Dungbomb in the corridor and it upset him for some reason -"

"So he hauled us off to his office and started threatening us with the usual -"

"- detention -"

"- disembowelment -"

"- and we couldn't help noticing a drawer in one of his filing cabinets marked Confiscated and Highly Dangerous."

(Fred and George Weasley telling Harry about the Marauder's Map in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban)

"I don't believe it! I don't believe it! Oh, Ron, how wonderful! A prefect! That's everyone in the family!"

"What are Fred and I, next door neighbours?" said George indignantly.

(Mrs Weasley and George when Ron got his prefect badge in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix)

'So what were you and Dorrien discussing before?' Akkarin asked.

She turned to regard him. 'Discussing?'

'Outside the farmhouse when I was buying the food.'

'Oh. Then. Nothing.'

He smiled and nodded. 'Nothing. Amazing subject, that one. Produces such fascinating reactions in people.'

(Akkarin and Sonea in The High Lord of the Black Magician Trilogy)

Roshaun looked impressed. "There are likenesses to our own idiom," he said. "To what land of your world is such raiment native?"

"Possibly Oz," Dairine said, "but I doubt the Good Witch of the North is going to come after me for stealing her look."

(Roshaun and Dairine Callahan regarding Dairine's emerald green dress and tiara in Wizards at War of the Young Wizards series)

"For Ciel, who is trying hard to be seen as an adult, I will smile and walk beside him in my childish low-heeled shoes. Low heeled shoes, mother's teaching, a sword to protect you - those are the 'nice things' that my current self is made of."

(Elizabeth Midford, Chapter 58, Kuroshitsuji manga)

Favorite Quotes:

Lord of the Rings /J R R Tolkien/:

'All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.'

Harry Potter /J K Rowling/:

'… to have been loved so deeply, even though the person who loved us is gone, will give us some protection forever.'

'It's a curious thing, Harry, but perhaps those who are best suited to power are those who never sought it. Those who, like you have leadership thrust upon them, and take up the mantle because they must, and find it to their own surprise that they wear it well.'

(Who noticed, that these two quotes could stand for Ichigo Kurosaki as well as Harry Potter...)

Bleach /Kubo Tite/:

Ichigo

(To Acidwire) "It's the same. Those that die and those that survive... both are just as alone as the other. Don't be so selfish to think that you are the only one who's alone!"

(To Uryū Ishida) "I'm not superman, so I can't say anything big like I'll protect everyone on earth. I'm not a modest guy who will say it's enough if I can protect as many people as my two hands can handle either. I want to protect a mountain-load of people."

(To Zangetsu) "It's meaningless to just live, it's meaningless to just fight. I want to win!"

"Damn that Kenpachi! He really went all out chasing me down. That was scary as hell. His reiatsu was terrifying. To think that I actually defeated someone like that. I don't even believe it myself."

"... If fate is a millstone, then we are the grist. There is nothing we can do. So I wish for strength. If I cannot protect them from the wheel, then give me a strong blade, and enough strength... to shatter fate."

(To Yammy Llargo) "A way of dealing with you? I haven't had a way of dealing with anyone so far. I just defeated them because I had to defeat them. That's all there is to it. You may be a different level than the other Espada, but I don't give a shit. It's the same. If I have to beat you, then I'll beat you. That's all there is to it."

Orihime

(To Ulquiorra Cifer) "Maybe it's impossible to feel exactly the same way as another person, but it's possible for people to care about one another and to place their hearts as close together as they can manage. I'm sure that's what it means to make your hearts as one."

Rukia

(To Orihime Inoue) "In a battle, the ones who get in the way are not the ones that lack power, but the ones that lack resolve."

Favourite Bleach Quotes: "If you were to turn into a snake tomorrow and begin devouring humans, and from the same mouth you started devouring humans, you cried out to me 'I love you,' would I still be able to say 'I love you' the same way I do today?" – Gin Ichimaru (to Rangiku Matsumoto)

"You're right, Aizen. I didn't come here to fight you. I came here to violently hack you to pieces." - Toushirou Hitsugaya (to Sosuke Aizen)

ARE YOU?

1. Perfect? Nope, then again, nobody's perfect, I'm a nobody...I am perfect then! :D
2. Tall? Nope, I'm 5ft 4in.
3. In your pajamas? Yep.
4. Left handed? Nope.

LAST:

1. Friend you saw: Amanda Bodiford.
2. Person to text you: My friend Rosie.
3. Was today better than yesterday? Yep.

FAVORITES:

1. Number: 13 and 15.
2. Color(s): Okay let's see...blue, black, red, orange, white, gold, silver, and brown.
3. Fruit: Strawberries, bananas, and apples
4. Place: The mountains or Japan

EIGHT EMOTIONS:

1. Are you missing someone right now? Yeah, my Grandma who passed away from cancer when I was seven.
2. Are you happy? Yep!
3. Are you sad? Not at the moment.
4. Are you bored? Yep.
5. Are you nervous? Nope, not at the moment.
6. Are you tired? A little I guess.

ABOUT YOU:

1. Real name? Dominique
2. Nick names? D-Money, D-Nique Nique-Money, Jade, JadeKurosaki
3. Eye color? It's blue but it changes colors depending on my emotions, from blue(happy), green(thinking or plotting), grey(sad or mad), silver(just plain pissed).
4. Zodiac sign? Chinese is the Rooster and Western is Capricorn.
5. Male or female? Female
6. Slut? Hells no!
7. Smart? I guess so.
8. Hair color? Dark chocolate brown.
9. Long or short? My hair is nice and long.
10. Sweats or Jeans? Sweats all the way.
11. Phone or Camera? Camera!
12. Drink or Smoke? Niether! I don't drink or smoke!
13. Righty or lefty? Righty.

FIRSTS:

1. First best friend? Lily Epperson (She's not my friend anymore)
2. First crush? I refuse to say.
3. First pet? I had four to start with, all cats; Kujo, Rambo, Dusty, and Sensen.
4. First big vacation? Hilton Head Island.

CURRENTLY:

1. Eating? Strawberries.
2. Drinking? Milk.
3. I'm about to: Watch ABDC (America's Best Dance Crew for those who don't know)
4. Listening to? I'm Made Of Wax, Larry, What Are You Made Of? by A Day to Remember
5. Plans for today? Nothin else cause I'm about to go to bed after watching ABDC.

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?

1. Shorter or taller? Taller
2. Romantic or spontaneous? A little of both, gotta have that balance to have a healthy relationship.
3. Sensitive or loud? Once again both because you need both in a relationship to make it interesting.
4. Hook-up or relationship? Relationship.

HAVE YOU EVER:

1. Drank bubbles? Bubbles? I don't think so.
2. Lost glasses/contacts? I don't wear glasses or contacts.
3. Ran away from home? Nope.
4. Broken someone's heart? Nope.
5. Been arrested? Thank goodness no.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

1. Miracles? I've never seen one before so I'm not sure.
2. Yourself? Yes.
3. Heaven? Not really.
4. Santa Claus? Nope.
5. Love? Yes definitely.
6. Do you like someone? Yes, very much so.
7. Do you believe in God? I believe in what I see. That's all I'm saying.
8. Answered the truth on all questions? Absolutely.

Favorite Bands: Ugh, there are so many here's a list: Evanescense, Linkin Park, Paramore, A Day to Remember, Skillit, Thousand Foot Krutch, Hoobastank, Muse, Avril Lavine, Plain White T's, Jessy J. Kelly Clarkson, Missy Elliot, Pink, Black Eye Peas, Pillar, All American Rejects, Daughtry, Manifest, Adam Lambert, Breaking Benjamin, Before Their Eyes, Sick Puppies, A Skylit Drive, Three Days Grace, Three Doors Down, Black Viel Brides, Bullet For My Valentine, Escape the Fate, Senses Fail, With Ears to See and Eyes to Hear, Six Years Home, Disturbed, Baha Men, Thirty Seconds To Mars, and many others. What can I say, I love music!

Favorite Books: Wow another long list...okay here it goes: Bleach, Naruto, really any manga, except hentai, Twilight, Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Claire de Lune, Pendragon, House of Night, The Immortal Rules, Iboy, Warriors, Silverwing, Drink Slay Love, Percy Jackson, Night School, Voices of Dragons, Leviathen, Wicked, and way too many others to even try to list.

Favorite Shows: Bleach, Inuyasha, Naruto, Dragon Ball Z, ABDC, Durarara, Full Metal Alchamist, Pokemon(The old ones), Avatar the Last Air Bender, Legend of Korra, Danny Phantom, Rug Rats, Cashern Sins, Deadman Wonderland, Fullmetal Alchamist Brotherhood, Ghost in the Shell, Fruits Basket, and several other shows.

Favorite Movies: Bleach: Memories of Nobody, Bleach: Daimond Dust Rebellion, Bleach: Fade To Black, Bleach: Hell Verse, Avatar, The Hunger Games, anything that deals with the Marvel Heros, or anything that deals with Anime.

Favorite People: My best friends: Amanda, Siera, Emma, Sarah, Claire, Bree, who are just like my sisters, my gay friend E'kwuan who is like my brother, and my family of course.

Favorite Anime Characters(In order):

1) Ichigo Kurosaki: Bleach; He is the awesome and hot and if he was real I would so glomp him. (Sigh)

2) Hichigo Shirosaki: Bleach: He is the opposite form of Ichigo, not to mention he's crazy as hell and would kill you while laughing his head off. Yet still hot. (Sigh)

3) Zangetsu/Tensa Zangetsu: Bleach: He's Ichigo's totally kickass zanpakuto(Sword) who goes from being a grumpy old man to a grumpy young teenager. HAHA!

4) Grimmjow Jagerjaques: Bleach; He is the fiesty blue kitty that I wish I could just hug and bug. :D

5) Ulquiorra Shiffer: Bleach: Emo bat who goes out with hyper active big boobed orange haired chick...nuff said.

6) Kyo Sohma: Fruits Basket: He's the cat who was always an outcast who found love with Tohru Honda. I love the couple. >.

7) Inuyasha: Inuyasha: An Inu Hanyou who goes through hell and back for two chicks and a pink stone. Well you gotta love him anyway cause of the ears. Kawaii!

8) Edward Elrich: Full Metal Alchemist: Short alchemist who ends up saving the world. Don't call him short to his face though or hill kick your ass.

9) Naruto Uzumaki: Naruto: Fox kid who got treated like trash who ended up becoming a hero. Believe it!

10) Toshiro Hitsuguya: Bleach: Short, white haired captain, with an ice dragon for a sword. Another fun sized guy who can kick ass.

Me: Wow all of them were dudes...wierd.

Most Hated Anime Characters(In Order):

1) Sosuke Aizen: Bleach: Gay Traitor Bastard.

2) Akito Sohma: Fruits Basket: Hatefull Bully.

3) Naraku: Inuyasha: Slimy Bastard.

4) "Father" also known as The Dwarf in the Flask Homunculus: Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood: Cocky Bastard.

5) Orochimaru: Naruto: Snake Bastard.

5) Kabuto: Naruto: Sneaky Bastard.

6) Izaya Orihaya(Sp?): Durarara: Evil fucking Genius who deserves to get pummled by Shizuo Hewagima.

7) Kaname Tosen: Bleach: Blind Bastard.

8) Vlad Plasmius: Danny Phantom: Gay Bastard.

9) Muramasa: Bleach: Rouge zanpakuto who just needed to die.

10) Freiza: Dragon Ball Z: Lizard Bastard with gay voice.

Me: Once again all dudes...wait I forgot Akito is a chick...sorry...not! XD

"TEMPEST"
meaning storm. You have a bit of a short temper but you aren't mean. You are passionate as well as bold and daring. You enjoy taking risks even if it means putting yourself in harms way. You believe in necessary evils. You are a strong, provocative individual, not afraid to stir things up for a good cause.

If your family and friends get REALLY ticked off with your constant talking about Naruto or Bleach, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, SakuraUchiha14, shuriken-thrower, uchiha-sasuke-lover, DevilsChild95,xXBeautifullySickXx, JadeKurosaki

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (If you're a girl)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (If you're a guy)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I’m ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (Can we define Witch?)
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching bands, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.

I'm a CUTTER so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE.
I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy.
I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser.

I wasn't aiming for the school bus, but of course I got expelled anyway.

You're just jealous 'cause you're not as smartical as me! Hah! Stick that in your cereal and eat it! I told you my grammar skills were superior to yours!

It's just you and me against the World. We'll attack at dawn!

1. Lost my mind? I don't remember having something as troublesome as that to start out with!

2. Be sure to tell her to stay away from the magic crocodile called Philip!

3. I used to have a handle on life... It broke.

4. Shut up! You continental fruitcake!

5. Curse you cruel fate! (Please note that you have to shake your fist at the sky while saying this, and preferably in a public place where you can scare people...) -

Friendship is like peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Time is a great teacher; to bad it kills all its pupils.

The average girl would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

What are three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? “Hold my purse”.

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Hard work never killed anyone but why take a chance.

You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson here is “never try”.

If Barbie is so popular why do you have to buy her friends?

Never go to a doctor’s office where the plants have died.

Everybody is entitled to their own opinion, it’s just that yours is stupid.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory.

I suffer from C.R.S.- Can't Remeber Shit!

COMMENT'S I'D LIKE TO SAY TO MY FRIENDS:

"He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot."

"Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today"

"Don't let your mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on it's own"

"He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words"

"She loves 'NATURE' - In spite of what it did to her."

"See, that's what's meant by dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome."

"Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!"

This poem is really sad so be prepared...

My name is Chris.

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong

I can't speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe i'll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He's already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Please Daddy, please stop hurting me!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor

My name is Chris

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILDABUSE, COPY THAT POEM INTO YOUR PROFILE!!

You're a 90's kid if:


You can finish this 'ice ice _' (BABY! XD)

You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Field day in class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic or metal cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.

when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better; daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, Zoom, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.

You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

. . . Furbies and barbies...shudder

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .

...Before Dora and that damn monkey Boots...

Before facebook. . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

Dude, I so miss the 90's right now. Reading all of this stuff for me was like walking down memory lane. So many memories of my childhood just came running back...I miss being a kid...

September 11, 2001

I walked to the lunchroom

I sat in my seat

I waited and waited

For the meal I would eat

It was not lunchtime

That much I could see

I looked for the teachers,

They were around the TV

I walked up to my teachers

And try to glimpse at the screen

All I see is an airplane

Just the flying machine

And then I see a crash

And then I see fire

I thought it was just a movie

I didn’t know it was so dire

September 11, 2003

Now I know

Now I see

That we were attacked

By our enemy

But All I see are planes

Just the flying machines

Every year on this day

On every TV screen

And then I start to ponder

And then I start to think

How so many good people died

In nothing more than an eye blink

If you feel bad for those who died in 9/11 and wish they didn't, post this on your profile.

Directions:

1) Put your music player on shuffle

2)For each question, press the next button to get your answer

3)YOU MUST WRIGHT THE SAME SONG NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS

4)Post this in your story/profile and answer the questions with the songs

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY? St. Jimmy by Green Day (Me: Huh?)

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY? Pain by Hollywood Undead (Me: Wow, that kind of makes sense in my case.)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? The Fire by Senses Fail (Me: Well I am sort of a pyromaniac...>_

WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? It's Just Me by Escape the Fate (Me: I guess that I'm looking for someone like me...yay!)

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? Monolith by Mudvayne (Me: What?)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Poop Loser by Mudvayne (Me: Oh REALLY?! GRRR)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Sing to Me by Before Our Eyes (Me: Now that's more like it)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? The Webs We Weave by Escape The Fate (Me: Hmmmm...)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Soldier Side by System Of A Down (Me: I don't know how to react to that)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFESTORY? S My D by Blood On The Dance Floor (Me: Hells no!)

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? If I Could Be Frank, You're Ugly! by Greeley Estates (Me: ?)

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU DON'T LIKE? Choke On This by Senses Fail (Me: Hells YEAH!)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? Garden State by Senses Fail (Me: ?)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? Call it Karma by Silverstein (Me: Oh really...a posibility I guess)

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? The Patient Mental by Mudvayne (Me: ...HAHAHAHA!)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? Ex Machina by A Skylit Drive (Me: Strange I guess)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? Waking the Demon by Bullet For My Valentine (Me:...hehe you will never know -_-)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? Knives and Pens by Black Veil Brides (Me: Hmmm...I guess thats sort of true)

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? Bittersweet Memories by Bullet For My Valentine (Me: True, true.)

HOW WILL YOU DIE? Take me Under by Three Days Grace (Me: I guess I'm going to fade away...)

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET? Fever by Bullet for my Valentine (Me: Huh? Wierd)

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? Scared by Three Days Grace (Me: HAHAHA!)

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? You're the Reason Thy Say High School Never Ends (Me: TRUE DAMMIT! It just goes on and on like the energizer bunny!)

WILL YOU GET MARRIED? Life Starts Now by Three Days Grace (Me: I agree!)

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? Giving Up by Silverstein (Me: So true.)

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU? Born Like This by Three Days Grace (Me: So True again cause I don't give a hoot!)

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? Sweet Blasphemy by Black Veil Brides (Me: Hehe.)

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? Body Breakdown by DragonForce (Me: HAHAHA!!!!)

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS? Perfect Weapon by Black Veil Brides (Me: PERFECT!)

This was really fun!!

... I tried to warn you

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Favorite Teen Titan Quotes:

-Raven:Terra.

Terra: Raven.

Raven:Traitor.

Terra: Witch.

-Cyborg: We got a pinata shaped like Beast Boy Y'know you wanna smack it.

(Thanks to my friends the last part of that quote sounds wrong to me)

-Cyborg: Why can't you just call it the Configuration Disk!

Beast Boy: Why can't you just call it the Eyeball Pizza Thingy!

-Cyborg: Pull the candy cane thing-a-ma-whosit!

-Robin (to Starfire): You're getting married! And to someone you've never met!

-Robin (to Starfire when they're about to jump off the cliff): As long as we're together, it's going to be okay.

-Robin (to Starfire): You broke Mother's cookies!

Raven and Cyborg: OOOOOOOO!

Robin, Raven, Beast Boy, and Cyborg: You're gonna get in trouble! You're gonna get in trouble!

-Cyborg: I know! Let's have waffles! You like waffles, don'tcha Raven?

Raven: More than life itself.

-Robin: Starfire... I think it's... awesome the way you shoot starbolts...

Starfire (with hearts in eyes): Yes... and?

Robin: I also think it's cool that you're the strongest girl I've ever met...

Starfire: Then, you do not mind having a friend who is a girl?

Robin: (taking her hands in his): Mind it? Actually, I kind of--

Monster interrupts them

Me: *starts attacking monster* Die you moment ruining bastard!

-Beast Boy:I may not be smart enough to do everything, but I'm dumb enough to try anything!

-Robin (to Kitten): Sorry, I don't like you that way. As a matter of fact, I just don't like you.

Starfire: YESS!

-Cyborg: WAHHH! You're the evil waffle people who stole my waffles!

-Raven (after seeing Slade's robots come out of her room): That's MY room! NOBODY goes in MY room!

Me: Can Beast Boy? (Say yes!)

-Elasticgirl: Take care, Garfield...

She leaves

Cyborg: Gar...field?

Beast Boy: Hehe...

Raven (smirking): Oh, I'm going to get a lot of mileage on this one...

-Mallah (after capturing Melvin, Teether, and Timmy): Say goodbye to your friends...

Raven: Nobody messes with my kids!

-Raven: Aren't you cold?

Beast Boy (looking at the red star in the sky) No... not anymore...

-Starfire (about to faint from blizzard): Robin...

-Kitten: Would it kill you to smile?

Robin (pained, scary smile): Maybe...

-(Raven is telling a story to the kids)

Raven: Last year on my birthday, my friends got me a cake and some balloons.

(Kids look amazed)

Raven: But I couldn't enjoy it because my dad Trigon, this scary red demon with horns, took over the world, and there was fire everywhere. And then this other guy Slade, who had a skeleton for a face, came after me, and...

(Kids look scared)

Raven (quickly): My friends saved me, and we all had cake. The end. (uneasy smile)

-Beast Boy: Cyborg... c'mon, Cy! Pick up! I know you're there! The phone's built in your arm!

-Raven: Evil beware. We have waffles.

-Kole: Sorry. Grnarrk isn't so good with people from the upper world.

Beast Boy: Neither is Raven.

-Melvin: He did it! Bobby just saved us!
(The kids cheer)
Raven: We're stranded in the middle of nowhere, and we've got a big gorilla chasing after us. How are we saved?
(The kids cry)

If you are part of the HitsuKarin army, copy and paste this into your profile

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(=''=) This is Chappy. Help Chappy achieve World Domination by copying this into your profile

Copy and paste this into your profile if you want to kill Hinamori Momo.

Copy and paste this if you feel Toushirou and Karin were MEANT to be together.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you think that all HitsuHina fans should wake up and realise that THEY WILL NOT GET TOGETHER!!!

Copy and paste this into your profile if you hate IchiHime.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you hate Miley Cyrus and Justin Beiber and wish they would disappear from the Music businessFOREVER.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this onto your profile

If you think Japan is cool copy this into your profile.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you love Ichigo Kurosaki from Bleach, copy and past this to your friggen profile!!!!!!!

If you love Toshiro Hitsugaya from Bleach, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hate HitsuHina, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think Hinamori is too obsessed with Aizen and doesn't deserve Hitsugaya, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever hit a person because they said "anime sucks", copy and paste this onto your profile

You say Taylor Swift, I say My Chemical Romance

You say Lady Gaga, I say Evanescene

You say Miley Cyrus, I say Paramore

You say T-Pain, I say Muse

You say Eminem, I say Linkin Park

You say Jonas Brothers, I say Green Day

You say rap, I scream ROCK!

92% of teens have turned to pop and hip-hop. If you are part of the 8% that still listens to real music, copy and paste this message on your profile. DON'T LET ROCK N ROLL DIE!

MANGA: My OTHER Anti-drug cause if you read and buy manga, you can't afford drugs in the first place!

RACISM IS WRONG!
Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message.

The black man turned around and stood up to face the white man behind him, tired of his racial comments.

Life comes around once, so share it with the right person

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone their not, copy and past this into your profile

If you have ever mistaken a stick for a snake, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever felt sad for no apparent reason whatsoever, copy and paste this ingot your profile

If you hate obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you absolutely and with out a doubt HATE and DESPISE flamers, copy and past!

If you think there should be a 'REPORT FLAME' button to report flamers, copy and paste!

If your one of those people that gets excited when you see just two reviews, paste into your profile

If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile

If your bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste into your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy and paste into your profile

If spell check is one of your best friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

RIP Steve Irwin, copy this into your profile as a memorial

If you are odd and proud of it, copy this into your profile

You Say Pink
I Say Black
You Say Hannah Montana
I Say Avril Lavigne
You Say Jonas Brothers
I Say Linkin Park
You Say Zac Efron
I Say Everyone is better then Zac Efron
You Say Rap
I Scream Rock
You Say I'm Weird
I Say Thank you
PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE!

This is really sad...and really true...:

Try not to cry...

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I've moved on with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Didn't get to say good-bye

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.
When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.
When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.
When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.
When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.
When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.
When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.
When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.
When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.
When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.
When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.
Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.
If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace or Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with anime (It started with pokemon, yes pokemon, to all those who were born in the 1990's know you are just like me in that asspect, so and now I'm obsessed with Bleach. Hurrays for ICHIGO KUROSAKI!), who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, 7HockeyStarVampireObsessed7, emmettcullendisorder, SeekDreamsAndFindHope, Hiddenfilly, Kavyle, Ranko twin, JadeKurosaki

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

QUOTES

"Everybody makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when no one is looking."
"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something."
"Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself."
"It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose."
"Perfect the art of looking innocent... then you can get away with anything."
When you're right no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one ever forgets.
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"
"There comes a time in every person's life where they want to do nothing more than to throw their hands up in the air, screw honesty, and yell, 'Pirate!'

THINGS I HATE

- Sosuke Aizen from Bleach

-When people want to use an original word to replace "eyes" so they use "orbs"... not original after EVERYONE with an account here has done it...

-School

-Twilight (The movie, but the books are alright, if only the guys didn't sparkle)

- When people do something just because it's 'cool'

- Orange people with green hair

- Obnoxious loud giggles

- Slaughter movies (if you really enjoy watching someone get chopped to pieces, you need help)

- Idiots who think horror movies are the same as Slaughter movies

- People who friend people who aren't their friends on facebook

- People make a skype account and NEVER GO ON IT

- Shooter video games

- Snape haters

- People who whine

- People who come spend the night at your house and facebook the whole time

- When people try to fix whats not broken, and end up just making it worse (shoutout to the folks over at youtube!)

- Those girls on Bridezillas and Four Weddings

- Users

- People who don't remember and still love My Shiny Teeth and Me

- When people tell me I write OOC, then when asked to point out where, never reply

- People who leave flames, but do it anonymously

There is no mystery to happiness.

Unhappy man are all alike. Some wound they suffered long ago, so wish denied, some blow to pride, some kindling spark of love put out by scorn- or worse, indifference- cleaves to them, or they to it, and so they live each day within a shroud of yesterday. The happy man does not look back. He doesn’t look ahead. He lives in the present.

But there’s the rub. The present can never deliver one thing: meaning. The ways of happiness and meaning are not the same. To find happiness, a man need only live in the moment; he need only live for the moment. But if he wants meaning – the meaning of his dreams, his secrets, his life – a man must reinhabit his past, however how dark, and live for the future, however uncertain. Thus nature dangles happiness and meaning before us all, insisting only that we choose between them.”

J.Rubenfeld, 'The interpretation of murder'

"We think we know what we are doing. We have always thought so. We never seem to acknowledge that we have been wrong in the past, and so might be wrong in the future. Instead, each generation writes off earlier errors as the result of bad thinking by less able minds - and then confidently embarks on fresh errors of its own."

M.Crichton, 'Prey'

"Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly."

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am now somewhere safe.
I know about abortion now.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile

.D A R E . to . d.a.i.r.

"l e t ' s . b u r n . o u r . d r e a m s . i n t o. t h e . s k y l i n e"

"The w o r s t thing is holding on to someone who d o e s n ’ t want to be held on to."

"M e n t a l Anxiety, Mental Breakdown, Menstrual cramps, menopause. Have you ever noticed how all your problems start with m e n?"

You should put a c o n d o m over your head, because if you're gonna act like a d i c k then you might as well look l.i.k.e one too

What happens when he's your P r i n c e C h a r m i n g, but you're not his C .i .n .d .e .r .e .l .l .a?

Don't youd a r e remember me when she f.i.n.a.l.l.y. forgets you

"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace."
-Unknown

"It's easy to say you support something when you don't have to pay the price."
-My freshman English teacher

"Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country."
-JFK

"Let me turn your tears into roses."
-Aaron Riker

"I love you with all my heart!"
-Sakura Haruno, Naruto

"Love is both a pain and a painkiller."
-Unknown

"If you can list all the reasons why you love someone, then it isn't love. Love is undefinable and appears in the most unpredictable of situations."
-shina desu

"So stand through the rain, stand your ground, stand up when it's all crashing down..."
-Stand in the Rain

"Not all who wander are lost."
-J.R.R. Tolkien

"What started out as friendship became so much more."
-Unknown song

"I never go back on my word! That's my nindo, my ninja way!"
-Naruto Uzumaki, Naruto

"People can't hide when they want to be found."
-Me

"I have found... my resolve!"
-Ichigo Kurosaki, Bleach

"I seek my purpose, even though I have many talents I'm afraid that no one will notice them, and the only reason for that is because I wasn't born into an upper society, but into the sticks. I will make a name for myself though and show the world what I got, even if I have to knock every one down in the process. I swore this to myself when I turned thirteen and my vision became clear from the murky innocence of childhood to the harsh reality of growing up. No matter what, I will keep my promise to myself, because it's what keeps me going, even in the brightest, hottest day, and the coldest, darkest night. -Me (Dominique Hair)

"Every lifetime, I would fall in love with the same person."
-Orihime Inoue, Bleach

"One kind word can warm three months."
-Japanese proverb

"Always believe in yourself. Do that, and no matter where you are, you'll have nothing to fear."
-Baron Humbert von Gikkingen, The Cat Returns

"The worst feeling in the world is giving all the love you have and knowing it will never be returned."
-Unknown

"As long as I have my fanfiction, I don't care what kind of computer it is!"
-after an argument with my cousin about which is better: Macs or PCs (I ended the argument there)

"This is band, that's why!"
-band camp '09

"I was so happy when you smiled..."
-For Fruits Basket

"The time has come to decide between what is right and what is easy."
-Professor Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter

"Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people."
-Eleanor Roosevelt

"You're the only one I'd be with till the end."
-Fall to Pieces

"Get a good look at my back!"
-Sakura Haruno, Naruto

"Once a door of love opens, take it and never let go. Because if you won't, one day you're going to ask yourself why you let love go away when it was once just next to you."
-Unknown

"For many years I have watched you. Now... you are watching me!"
-Hinata Hyuuga, Naruto

"Hold a true friend with both hands."
-Nigerian proverb

"Never give up!"
-Tohru Honda, Fruits Basket

"You're my one in five billion."
-an icon

"When you have given nothing, ask for nothing."
-Albanian proverb

"I fake a smile so he won't see that I want and I'm needin' everything that we should be."
-Teardrops on my Guitar

"This one's for the girls who's ever had a broken heart."
-This One's For The Girls

"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."
-Jeff Valdez

"No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted."
-Aesop

"Fall seven times, stand up eight."
-Japanese proverb

"To love and be loved is to feel the sun on both sides."
-David Viscott

"It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but even more to stand up to your friends."
-Professor Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter

"Let's give an empty life a little meaning."
-Unknown

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into your profile
If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile
If, like me, you're addicted to Bleach so badly that you wish it were real, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile
If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile
If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is put this on your profile
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile
If you wish you could pop in and out of your favorite stories, changing the storyline as you go along to fit your own agenda, copy and paste this into your profile
If you and your friends are the weirdest people in any world out there, copy this onto your profile
If you read fics of shippings/pairings you don't support/hate, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are one of those people who no matter WHAT is the canon and/or most popular pairing, will still ship your own, copy and paste this in your profile

Problems from A to F

For once, just for once I wish that the teacher wouldn’t give me that look because I know it all too well… He hands me my report card and I open it slowly, scared that I might destroy anything remarkably great in my standards.

Why was I even teasing myself with this thing called hope? Oh yeah, now I remember! I’m supposed to become something great. Everyone says that they can see it inside me. But what is this it their talking about? Because every time I look in the mirror I don’t see anything in me. Maybe they are just a bunch of fools…? Don’t they know that it’s dangerous to give false hope to someone that desperately needs something good in their life…? Not that I don’t have anything to live for. I have my friends and maybe that’s the reason for this great, strict line of Fs in my report card.

Our teacher is giving some kind of speech about how we all should take example from the best student in our whole school. I look at the said student and I see how she glows of good manners and straight A’s. Hah, I bet she’s lonely, because nobody wants to get close to her. I wonder why? Well, that’s not my problem; I got them all here in a little piece of paper. Because of these one letter alphabets I'm a little nervous to go home. I know what’s waiting for me there, an execution. I sigh and crush the pamphlet to the bottom of my bag.

The teacher is talking about how great I am and I can feel myself growing taller and taller and get bigger and bigger until I can show everybody that being me isn’t that bad. I hope that others could see me and not the book in my hands or the top scores in my test papers. But of course they can’t, no body can because they are too lazy to take off that black curtain in front of their eyes that blinds them so. I too have dreams and hopes to become something in this world. I want my name in history; I want to make a difference.

A beautiful line of A’s always adores my report card and it’s safe to say that I’m every teacher’s pet. But in the end my problems are small compared with somebody else’s. I mean come on, I am the best student in this whole rat hole that we call school and I’m going to conquer the world in my own way! I fold the paper neatly from the middle and put it gently, inside a book, to my bag.

I may not look like much, but im a pro at pretending to be a ninja!

One word: Chocolate.

"It is not that war creates monsters, it is that war brings out the monsters that are already hidden inside."
"When I say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say."
Learn the rules so you can break them properly.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
"Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "You will die in seven days"
"There comes a time in every person's life where they want to do nothing more than to throw their hands up in the air, screw honesty, and yell, 'FUDGE!'

Random quotes:

1.) The only thing we have to FEAR, is FEAR ITSELF...and spiders
2.) Should I smile because we're friends...or cry because we'll never be anything more?
3.) I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out
4.) One side of my brain is gone, and the other side's out looking for it
5.) Men are like parking spots, the goods ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped
6.) Friendship is like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling it brings
7.) Girls are like phones. We love to be held, and talked to. But if you press the wrong button, you'll be disconnected!
8.) The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on
9.) Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly
10.) Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures.
Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother@#?!&! upside the head. Pass it on...

GoNe InSaNe... Be BaCk LaTeR

I wish you were here...
In my room...
On my bed...
The lights are off...
We go under the blanket...
AND I SHOW YOU MY NEW WATCH THAT GLOWS IN THE DARK!!
...What on earth were you thinking?!
YOU PERVERT!!

If people were meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters

When life gives you mayonnaise... throw it back and say, "B!TCH I ASKED FOR LEMONS!!"

Funny Stuff...

When Obama tells his children to clean their rooms, he ends with, "I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message!"

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is Carlisle, screw the fruit!

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy!

When life gives you lemons throw them back and demand vodka.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Great Sayings...

“When there's a will, I want to be in it.” – Unknown

When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

Shit fire and save matches like Jonny Test (ha ha!!)

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

If two wrongs dont make a right, try three.

Borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back!

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run like hell. He hates that.

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
her mom was an addict
her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
and had patches of hair

She always talked to it
when no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
some more and more pain
she’ll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
a scar on her face
why would she be
in such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" Why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile.

Especially if you almost cried reading this...(Sob!)

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

My favorite word is sarcasm.

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

If you can't convince them, confuse them

Muffins are just ugly cupcakes...but we love them anyways

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

Education is important; school however, is another matter

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

Ooooo...a life. Where can I download one?

I apologize, do you want me to mean it too?

So what I’ve got a smile on, but it’s hiding the quiet superstitions in my head.

Yes I may be smiling, but I’m secretly laughing at your face.

Education is that which remains when one has forgotten everything learned in school.

A person is able to become truly strong when they wish to protect someone they cherish

Do not look where you fell, but where you slipped.

Deja vu: The feeling that, somehow, somewhere, you've been kicked in the head like this before.

Anatidaephobia — fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you

If I seem to give a damn, please tell me. I would hate to be giving the wrong impression.

I regard you with an indifference closely bordering on aversion.

That which does not kill me had better run damn fast.

You can't be late until you show up

The early bird catches the worm, but the late worm doesn't get eaten.

Courage is born where faith and fear collide

It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort

Rules aren't meant to be broken, the are meant to be shattered at the speed of sound (use shunpo or sonido, you'll achieve just that ;P)

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone.

This is not a toy, it's a distraction

I have a life, its kept in a jar on my shelf beside Hitler's soul

X.x.X.x.X.x – Ťнє Αωєѕомє Ťяцтн- X.x.X.x.X.x

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.

Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness. (In my case, this explains SO very much...)

Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.

X.x.X.x.X.x – Αωєѕомє Qцотєѕ- X.x.X.x.X.x

If looks could kill, my brothers would be LONG gone. - Me

It is better to close your mouth and appear an idiot, then to speak and remove all doubt. - Abraham Lincoln?

In this world, nothing is said to be certain, EXCEPT death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

A learned blockhead is a greater blockhead than an ignorant one. - Benjamin Franklin

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Ben Franklin ((I love his quotes if you havent noticed))

Do not underestimate the power of the dark sides of famous quotes - Bill Auston

Twilight Jokes

Edward: Bella get in my Volvo now!!

Bella: why?

Edward: That mutt is coming

Bella: Who Jacob?

Edward: yes

Bella: And how will getting in the Volvo solve anything?

Edward: It's SILVER Bella!

Nessie: Daddy can i get a puppy.

Edward: No you have Jacob for that!

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile

Fav Sayings

I'm not afraid of death. Whats it gonna do, kill me?

Boys are like slinkys, usless but fun to watch fall down stairs

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed

If life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate

Forever isnt as long as it used to be

Flying is simple, you throw yourself at the ground and miss

People dont fly, they fall with style

There cant be a crisis this week; my scedual is full

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

I dont suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minutee of it

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary

I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and he got away

Dont yawn in the shower. You might drown

labels are for cans. and incase you hadnt noticed, I am not a can!

Live dangerous...run with scissors

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, an only 4 to reach out and slap someone

Before you critsize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. that way your a mile away from them and you have their shoes

My knight in shining armor turned out to be some loser cosplaying

Make A Sentence:
Pick the month you were born on...

1(Jan) - I shot
2 (Feb) -I ran shirtless with
3 (Mar) - I stabbed
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I slapped
6 (June)-I robbed
7 (July) -I kissed
8 (Aug) -I smoked with
9 (Sept) - I needed
10 (Oct) - I hugged
11 (Nov) - I ran naked with
12 (Dec) - I banged

Pick the day (number) you were born on...

01 - a rock star
02 - my boyfriend
03 -a hobo
04 - a homeless guy
05 - the one that i love
06 -the trojan man
07 - the cookie monster
08 - a sexy girl
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a mop
11 - a tooth brush
12 - a hobo
13 -a dog
14 - a drunk
15 - a crack head
16 - a cat
17 - a bag of weed
18 - the kool-aid man
19 - an Easter egg
20 - tori the snowman
21 - a hottie
22 - my crush
23 -yo momma
24 - a Mexican
25 - a teletubby
26 - a condom
27 - a gangsta
28 - Paris Hilton
29 - Barney the Dinosaur
30 - my ex boyfriend
31 -my lover

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing...

White - because I'm sexy like that
Black - because I love weed
Pink - because I smoke crack
Turquoise- because I'm good in bed
brown- because i like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Grey - because i have AMAZING boobs
Other - because I'm retarded
Green -because that bum stole my taco
Orange - because i still love him
RED- because the gummy bears made me
blue - because i like shoelaces
Tye dye- because I'm a fucking scuba diver
graphic- because I am crazy like that
none- because i have a killer six pack!!

I banged my lover because I'm good in bed...(Wow...who knew XD)

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)

You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL
I fangirl squeel BLEACH

You say RAP
I scream ROCK
You say I'm WEIRD
I say YES I AM and walk off smiling

Shinigamix's Stuff!

Name: Adam Deffendall Aka Shimigamix

Gender: Male

description: 5'5" dirty blond hair light build age 24

Primary Zanpaktou: Kaze no ken (wind sword)

Shikai release: slice through the winds of fate kaze no ken

Spirit: two different females that look like a certain 7th division captains
swords; both have vastly different personalities

Sealed: a standard dashio pair of swords(standard kantana and short sword)

Shikai: both look like Shunsui K.'s shikai which have characteristic attacks
of Inuyasha and sessshmaru

Shikai attacks: Busgahma (for the moment this is Shunsi Kyoraku’s only direct attack)

Single & Double* Wind Scar (this attack sends five waves of wind through the ground at the enemy)

Single & Double* Backlash Wave (wrapping the wind scar around the sword adam can cut through any energy attack and send it back toward the enemy. note due to the fact that the enemie's aura fuels this attack adam only needs tho begin the attack)

Barrier Buster (not an actual attack as it rips the fabric of any barrier and tears it open)

Single & Double* Adamant Barrage (One of the more devastating attacks of kaze no ken it will launch spears of diamond at the enemy. Also can used to destroy more powerful barriers)

The sword that was the short sword also has incredible healing powers it can return to life those who were wrongly slain or are terribly injured

Bankai: twist the slicing wind around my enemy, Kaze no ken o tsukisasu (piercing wind sword)

Bankai special attribute: wraps wielder in a shield of wind which when struck by the enemy steals minute amounts of reiatsu

Bankai attacks: all shikai attacks plus

Dragon Scales(green scales form on the sword and by concentrating one can sense and see a enemy’s vortex of energy by cutting the vortex it is possible to kill in one stoke)

Meido Zangesta ha(for this attack the blade turns starry black and one of two attacks can used one a ball of black which tears along the path of the blade and sucks anything it hits inside it toward the next world two same concept as before except several blades of black hit the target)

Baksaiga wave(a wave of green energy hits the enemy and explodes upon connection the real damage is soon shone after the battle though as it interferes with healing of any kind)

Hollow abiltes.

Hollow mask: uh does this need any further explaining

Cero: 1. a plain ordiany violet/black cero (same color of my spirital pressure)
2. my second cero is the Getusga cero which takes a getusga tenshu and compresses it into the form of a creo
3. meido cero: takes the Meido Zangesta ha and turns it into the form of a cero(note has the same attributes as the Meido Zangesta ha attack)

Sonido: the hollow equivalent of flash step

Hollow Zanpaktou: presagio de la destruccion(harbinger of destruction)

Spirit: looks just like a hollow version of Adam himself

Sealed: regular katana with a creasant moon shaped guard

Resurrection phase: Devastate all creation, presagio de la destruccion(harbinger of destruction)

Attacks: basicly allows access to the black getsaga tenshu and mugetsu(note due to using hollow energy to fuel the attack, i don't lose any power)

Appearance: Zanpaktou takes the look of a two black blades on either side of the handle and looks a bigger more badass verision of tensa zangetsu
: My appearance takes hichigo's vasto lord form and adds a white verision of ichigo's bankai only the hamaka is tighter and the coat is open with longer tails and spiked shoulder guards. For a better look, look at my profile pic.

simply means the attack can come from both swords at once there by increasing the damage done by the attack

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“I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock, paper, scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, ‘Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you!’"

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FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive
BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

FRIENDS: Will watch my pets when I go away
BEST FRIENDS: Won't let me go away

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down
BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me
BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me

FRIENDS: Ask me for my number
BEST FRIENDS: Ask me for her number

FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops
BEST FRIENDS: are probably the reason they're after me in the first place

FRIENDS: Let me make an idiot of myself in public
BEST FRIENDS: are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:
Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We messed up!" OR, "LET'S DO IT AGAIN NEXT WEEK!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this stuff!

Kids Are Quick
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this kid)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

Fear not the darkness, merely what it hides...

No trespassing, violators will be shot, and survivors will be shot again.

If you would like to join me and RainingxToyxHearts in burning Hollister, copy this into your profile. We have pictures of shirtless bishies. Kaiser in the shower, you know you want it.

HATE EMO? READ THIS:

Are you laughing?

Isn't it funny an "emo" can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity? ISN'T IT FUNNY that you don't mind your friends drinking, smoking, but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?

I'm not laughing.

IT'S SO FUNNY that you and your friends can make a girl's life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting. ISN'T IT FUNNY that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.

HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOU'RE NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OF LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS?

KEEP ON LAUGHING

Isn't it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this person's life, without knowing her situation with her friends, or her family, or her LIFE?

BRAVE ISN'T GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING. BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH. OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND.

BRAVE IS:

GOING TO SCHOOL ON MUFTI DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WHORES AROUND YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES.ITS LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT. ITS GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET. ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS. BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMOROW ISNT A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE. ITS ANOTHER DAY OF BITCHING AND DODGING RUMORS. KEEP ON FUCKING LAUGHING.
If you agree, copy and paste into your profile.

THANK YOU MISSING EXODUS FOR THIS ONE:

HATE PEOPLE WHO ARE DIFFERENT? CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING:

It's the same story everyday: A girl in dark colors gets off the worst bus you can imagine, you know, the one with all the dumber-than-dirt country kids who are swearing every five words, listening to a punk rock/gothic rock/heavy metal/or any other dark music. She shuts off the cd player/MP3/ipod and walks into the school. You and your friends are standing inside because you're too wussy to stand outside in LATE MAY in you pretty new Capri pants and new Hollister t-shirt.

You point at her and whisper to your friends about how out-of-touch she is because she's dressed in a baggy hooded sweatshirt and frayed old jeans and she's maintaining a 3.785-4.0 GPA on a 4.0 scale while you're boardline failing. You loudly insult her and talk to her in an obnoxious voice. She just keeps her head down and shuffles right by.

You laugh loudly and say, "How could you have gotten that one wrong? Even a fifth grader knows that!" when she answers a question wrong in class. You and friends push her around in the hallways and trip her in the stairwells. You think she should start drooling over the boys at school and should wear the same clothes you do.

And yet, no matter what you do, she doesn't say anything.

Isn't it hilarious that she can be quiet all week, but still have to put up with more shit than the whore giving out free blowjobs on the bus? ISN'T IT FUNNY that you don't mind fucking a random guy every night, but you go around ripping on her just because she studies in the library every night? Isn't it just bloody fucking hilarious that she needs to sign a pass to the bathroom just to run into an empty classroom to cry at least once a week?

Are you laughing yet?

HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED WHAT HER LIFE IS LIKE?

HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU GO UP TO HER FACE AND TRASH HER GOOD NAME, CALLING HER A 'FREAKY GOTH WANNABE' OR A 'WEEPY-WASHY ATTENTION SEEKER', AND NOT ONCE STOP AT ALL TO CONSIDER WHY YOU NEVER SEE HER PARENTS AROUND, OR WHY SHE ALWAYS WEARS LONG SLEEVES, EVEN IN THE SUMMER?

HOW IN THE FUCKING BLOODY HELL CAN YOU TREAT HER LIKE SHIT JUST BECAUSE SHE THE ONE PERSON YOU CAN NEVER BE: HERSELF UNTO HERSELF?

THERE'S A FINE LINE BETWEEN BEING AN IDIOT AND BEING BRAVE.

BEING BRAVE IS NOT GIVING RANDOM GUYS A BLOWJOB IN BROAD DAYLIGHT. IT IS NOT FUCKING SOME RANDOM GUY ON FRIDAY NIGHT JUST TO SAY YOU FUCKED HIM. BEING BRAVE ISN'T TALKING TO SOME GUY OR DUMPING YOUR CURRENT BOYFRIEND.

BEING BRAVE IS STAYING SILENT AND STRONG WHEN PEOPLE SLAP YOU. IT'S FORGETTING THE INSULTS AND REMEBERING THE COMMENTS. TRUE BRAVERY IS GOING TO A SCHOOL WHERE YOU SHOULD FEEL SAFE AND INSTEAD, YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE MARCHING RIGHT INTO HELL. TRUE BRAVERY IS BEING TRUE TO THE ONE PERSON, THE ONLY PERSON, WHO MATTERS: YOU.

KEEP LAUGHING, YOU COCK-SUKCING BITCHES, CAUSE I'M GOING FAR AND YOU'RE HARDLY MOVING.

Stop 4Kids!

When 4Kids dub anime, they get crappy voice actors, take out all signs of Japan, change a manga that's meant for teenagers to be okay for kids, take out all the Japanese music, replace great lines with crappy, cliched puns that are only funny for children, and change great Japanese names to stupid American names (to further Americanize it) They even change the names of FOOD! Copy and paste in your profile if you agree that 4Kids must DIE!

ATTENTION: IF YOU ARE ON THE TOP OF 4KIDS MOST WANTED DEAD LIST, OR WANT TO BE JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT, JOIN ME IN DESTROYING 4KIDS! SAVE FUTURE GENERATIONS FROM HAVINE TO WATCH CRAPPILY DUBBED ANIME!

If you think any forien accent is incredibly sexy, paste this to your profile!

If you'd burn life's house down with combustible lemons, paste this to your profile!

LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY APPART OF THIER WORLDS:

1. Ichigo Kurosaki

2. Hichigo Shirosaki

3. Zangetsu

4. Tensa Zangetsu

5. Grimmjow Jaguerjaques

6. Ulquiorra Shiffer

7. Yoruichi Shihoin

8. Byakuya Kuchiki

9. Rukia Kuchiki

10. Nel Tu (Child)

Then ask the following questions

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night
Me: Ichigo get out! I'm not training you until morning! I'm trying to f*ing sleep!

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Me: WTF! GET OUT YOU OLD PERV!

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Me: That would be akward as all heck.

Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Me: It would most likly be raw meat or something. I can do that.

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Me: I'd draw chappies on his face while Orihime watches laughing silently.

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Me: Sweet. That means I'm royalty! 8D

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Me: Oh great, Ichigo and Byakuya had another figtht. What was it about this time? >:I

Number 9 made fun of your friends?
Me: Really? I'd think the midget would get picked on, not the other way around.

Number 10 ignored you all the time?
Me: She's a little kid, her attention is always moving from place to place. I wouldn't mind.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Me: He and I would kill the MOFOs! In a torturous manner by the way.

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Me: He'd laugh at me, saying "Walk much"? Then I'd heal my own leg and kick his ass.

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?
Me: He doesn't have money, so nothing. I'm good with that though.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Me: Tensa-kun would shunpo me away at super high speed if I couldn't get out of my gigai.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Me: Grimmjow wouold tell me to do it and then laugh at me.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:
Me: I wouldn't marry a little kid in the first place, second, I am not yuri, and third Ichigo would never let it happen.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Me: Take me to a strip club and party.

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
Me: She would draw crappy drawings of me beating everyone's asses that make me laugh.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Me: She'd join in.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Me: ...Cause he's sexy. XD

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.
Me: I don't think that would happen.

Shiva: THAT'S RIGHT! HE'S MINE!!!!

Me: When did you get here?

Shiva: I was here the whole time idiot.

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?
Me: Why would I date a sword. My sword for that matter. I have Ichigo anyway.

Shiva: And Hichigo's MINE!!!!

Me: Enough hollow...

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Me: No way! Ulquiorra and Grimmjow hate each other! Plus Ulquiorra has Orihime and Grimmjow has Kyle.

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
Me: That is so not Ulquiorra. He's too emo to be a player.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Me: Why in the freak is she staring at me?!...

Yoruichi: ...I think you should have had it styled differently.

Me: ?...

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
Me: I know your wife died and all but seriously, go out with Yoruichi already!

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
Me: Awwe, Nel is giving her older brother kissies on the cheek. He must have gotten her a new toy or something.

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what?
Me: ...Okay, who in the hell is using Rukia's email account and trying to prank me? WHO!?

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?
Me: They're probably complaining to each other about how Ichigo and I are way too recless to be thier shinigami.

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
Me: EWWE NO!

Would 2 trust 5?
Me: No, they'd kill each other most likely.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
Me: I think it would be the other way around. Tensa Zangetsu would tell her to stop and then she'd start messing with him even more. After all, it's a kid's job to mess with people.

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
Me: Swordfighting. Duh.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
Me: They don't eat though...

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
Assassin and Luitenant of squad 13.

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
Me: Nope. They'd sooner have a fight then try to get haircuts.

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
Me: No. Rukia's drawings suck.

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Me: Rukia is telling Nel about her period that will come on in a few years.

1 accidentally kicked 10?
Ichigo: I'm sorry Nell. I didn't see you hiding there!

Nel: That hurt and you ruined my hiding spot.

Me: Found you!

Nel: Waaaah! I lost hide and seek!

Ichigo: ...?

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
Me: Rukia would tell Shiva and then Shiva would punish Hichigo. You don't wanna know how...

5 and 6 did a workout together?
Me: They'd swordfight.

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
Me: He wouldn't care. He might come anyway.

7 won the lottery?
Me: She'd buy lots of food cause she eats alot.

8 had quite a big secret?
He's Giovanni's son! Wait, you already knew that?!

9 became a singer?
Me: Rukia might be able to sing. I've never heard her so I don't know.

10 got a daughter?
Me: Uhhh, if she was in her adult form maybe. So not as a kid though...

What would 1 think of 2?
Me: Ichigo would think that Hichigo is annoying but still he has to put up with him because he's part of his soul.

How would 3 greet 4?
Me: Technically he's the same person so...

What would 4 envy about 5?
Me: Nothing. Because Grimmjow aint got nothing on Tensa Zangetsu.

What dream would 5 have about 6?
Me: He would be dreaming of embarassing the crap out of him.

What do 6 and 7 have in common?
Me: Nothing really except that they can kick major ass in a fight.

What would make 7 angry at 8?
Me: Yoruichi would be mad a Byakuya if he let anyone hurt Rukia. Then again Byakuya would be pissed at himself for letting someone hurt Rukia.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
Me: That she does Renji cause after all Nel is a little kid. Rukia is forty years old or something close to that even though she looks thirteen.

What would make 10 scared of 1?
Me: If Ichigo went into his vasto lorde form or if he was about to die. Nel would cry so hard.

Is 3 Gay?
Me: Nope. He's just an old dude.

How do you feel right now?
Me: ... Why do you ask?

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite.

COPY AND PASTE

Copy and paste time!!!

Copy this if: you think books are way better then movies.

Copy this if: You think Gale is perfect for Katniss.

Copy this if: You don't know why Merlin doesn't play in America anymore.

Copy this if: You want Pushing Daises to come back on TV.

Copy this if: You loved Harry Potter so much now you hate it.

Copy this if: You think Max and Fang should get back together and then kill Dylan together.

Copy this if: You think Angel's a prat and you wish she never existed.

Copy this if: You think guns are overrated and swords, knives, and bows and arrows are much better.

Copy this if: You think The Lost Hero shouldn't exist so Percy and Annabeth can live happily for all of eternity.

Copy this if: You think these copying things are really stupid and you just copied the whole thing without realizing whats in it.

Did you know...?

Kissing is healthy.

It’s good to cry.

Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

Lying is actually unhealthy.

You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

It’s actually true; boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

It’s impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

Chocolate will make you feel better.

Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

A good friend never judges.

A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

Boys aren't worth your tears.

We all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been received.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.


I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.


I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.


We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.


I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.


I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.


I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.


I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.


We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.


I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.


I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.


I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.


I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.


I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.


I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.


I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.


I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.


I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.


I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.


I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

REPOST THIS TO LET ALL THE SWEET APPLES KNOW THAT THERE ISN'T SOMETHING WRONG WITH THEM!

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress

THINGS A MAN DOES NOT WANT TO HEAR

Is it in yet...

Is that it...

My ex used to...

I'm a virgin...(If said after at least age 26)

When we’re married/have kids…

Do you think i'm pretty...

Do you think i'm fat

I just farted

I hate your mom

I hope you used a condom i'm fertile

JAPENESE ELEMENT: Adaptable Water (Sui)

Sui or mizu, meaning "Water", represents the fluid, flowing, formless things in the world. Outside of the obvious example of rivers and the like, plants are also categorized under sui, as they adapt to their environment, growing and changing according to the direction of the sun and the changing seasons.

Blood and other bodily fluids are represented by sui, as are mental or emotional tendencies towards adaptation and change. sui can be associated with emotion, defensiveness, adaptability, flexibility, suppleness, and magnetism.

Your supple nature allows you to quickly adapt to any situation you may encounter.If you encounter force, you do not resist.You rather absorb the energy and redirect it (similar to some martial-arts).This ability allows you to be a great public speaker since any criticism would seem to bounce back. The only downside is your innate need to be on the defensive, rarely lashing out.

If you have a tendency to restrain yourself or your emotions remember that energy is flowing.If you damn it up, it will build until it can no longer be contained. Find a balance between the energy you absorb and the energy you release.

You are ever flowing,you are clear, you are Skill.

If you're gay, it's a sin.

If you're bisexual, you're confused.

If you're skinny, you're on drugs.

If you're fat, you're a slob.

If you're dressed up, you're conceited.

If you speak your mind, you're a bitch.

If you don't say anything, you must be miserable.

If you cry, you're a drama queen.

If you have male friends, you're a whore.

If you defend yourself, you're a trouble maker.

You can't do anything fucking thing without being criticized.

Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.

Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.

Girls, copy and paste this on your profile

Copy and Paste this if you wish you could LaPUSH Jacob of the cliff!!

Copy and paste if you hate Jacob Black.

Copy and paste this if you believe in love at first sight.

Copy and paste if you think Jacob probably has flees.

This is Bunny. Copy and paste him onto your profile to help him dominate the world

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«• Twilight •» •.(•. .•).•
«• New Moon •» •.(•. .•).•
«• Eclipse •» •.(•. .•).•
«•Breaking Dawn•»
.•(.• •.)•.

All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies.(This is so friggen true, especially Ichigo Kurosaki from Bleach)

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fanfiction is annoying, copy and paste this into your profile. (I MEAN COME ON!! I'M A V-A-M-P-I-R-E, THEREFORE HUMAN IDENTIFICATION IF POINTLESS!!)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on to your profile.

Being mature is overrated.

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!

If you are against child abuse, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your best friend's pencils suck, copy and paste this into your profile.

People who say "nothing's impossible" have never tried slamming a revolving door.

If your friends are considering torturing you because you won't shut up about the Bleach and Ichigo Kurosaki, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Bella is out of her mind for saying no to Edward's proposal in New Moon and you want to hit her hard upside the head with a blunt axe, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are surprised that you haven't given them A.D.H.D., Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder, copy and paste this into your profile.

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid backside while laughing at you histerically.

I read Eclipse and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever heard of National Talk like a Pirate Day copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! (SUGAR!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!)

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to just SLAP someone, copy this into your profile.

The Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rosalie
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to despise the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know

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If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile.

If you saw the Eragon movie and you think that FOX should NOT be allowed to make Eldest, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you measure the distance between destinations in hours, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think rap is the most awful thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're against abuse, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V. show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace and FaceBook is to other people, copy this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him?"

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

HOW TO KNOW IF YOU ARE A GOOD AUTHOR

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

Emmett's the Strongest,
Rosalie's the Bitchyest,
Edward's the Prudest,
Bella's the Clumsiest,
Alice's the Quirkiest,
But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone feel jealous of him.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

Emmett Cullen: Making Fun Of You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Kicking Ass since 1843

Alice Cullen: Hyper than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Bitchier Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Pruder than you since 1901

WIWAVS: Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome

Life only comes around once; make sure you spend it with the right person...

Find a guy who calls you beautiful... not hot...

Who calls you back, when you hang-up on him...

Who will stay awake, just to watch you sleep...

Wait for the guy who... kisses your forehead...

Who wants to show you off to the world... when you are in your sweats...

Who holds your hand... in front of his friends...

Who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares for you... and how lucky heis to have you...

Who turns to his friends and says, "That's her!"...

You Got A Problem With Us Twilight Fans?
Solve It!
Think Were Trippin'?
Tie Our Shoes!
Can't Stand Us?
Then Sit Down!
Can't Face Us?
Turn Around!
HateTwilight?
Get Off My Page!

Why Edward?
Because Jacob has fleas, duh!

Twilight Quiz:

Favourite Character? Emmett cause he's funny.

Favourite Vampire? Reneesme because she's not just a vamp, she's half human too.

Second Favourite Vampire? Alice cause she's awesome.

Favourite Werewolf? Seth, duh, he's super sweet and a cool kid.

Favourite Book? Eclipse

Least Favourite Book? New Moon- it annoyed the crap outta me when he left. I liked the ending too, but she should have just said yes.

Favourite Quote - Twilight? "And so the lion fell in love with the lamb." Edward

Favourite Quote - New Moon? "Death that has sucked thy honey from thy breath, hath had no power yet upon thy beauty." Edward quoting Romeo. So sweet.

Favourite Quote - Eclipse? "Isabella Swan? I promise to love you forever - every single day of forever. Will you marry me?" - Edward.

Favourite Quote - Breaking Dawn? "Now you know. No-one has ever loved anyone as much as i love you..." - Bella. "You're almost right. I know of one exception." - Edward.

Favourite Film? Breaking Dawn Part 2!

Edward or Bella? Edward because you wish your guy was such a gentleman.

Bella or Rosalie? Bella cause she's not a stuck up bitch.

Rosalie or Alice? Alice cause she's the awesome psycic pixie.

Alice or Esme? Alice, same as above.

Esme or Carlisle? Can't choose so both.

Carlisle or Emmett? Emmett cause he's just so funny.

Emmett or Jasper? Jasper cause he's awesome.

Edward or Emmett? Emmet cause it's so funny when he picks on Edward.

Edward or Jasper? Jasper cause he's older and therefore automatically the cooler one.

Alice or Emmett? Can't choose cause they just radiate awesomeness.

Jacob or Seth? Seth cause Jacob's a jerk until book four.

Jacob or Paul? Neither.

Paul or Embry? Embry cause he can joke around and isn't a jackass.

Embry or - You get the point.

Edward or Jacob? Seriously?? Edward duh, Edward may be a friggen prude, but at least he wasn't throwing himself at Bella ever two chapters, and then imprinted on her kid almost as soon as she was born. Sheesh.

Favorite Quotes:

"If skinny people go skinny dipping, what do fat people do? Chunky Dunk?" --A true American..oh I love you guys :D

"MY BUTT ITCHES!!! WELL ITCH IT!!! NO!! IT WILL GIVE ME BUTT ACNE!!!" --Me and my friend :D

"Shhh...Hush Children..." --Me :D

"He broke her heart. She broke his XBOX. Who cried harder?" --Another True American :D

"You foul, loathsome, evil little cockroach!" --Hermione to Draco!!! :D

"Potter!" --Draco's signature line to Harry :D

"Well I reckon..." --Some old cowboy dude :D

"Flew in through outer space, I'm just an alien, hobo, vampire, gogo dancer...SPACEGIRL IN LOVE" --Smash It up's song "Spacegirl" :D

"I like Cheese!" --Simon from my Homeroom class..what a ding dong...:D

"Kiss my sober ass." --Me to Kelly in gym class :D

"OH MY GOD WHAT IF THE SUN BURNS OUT? Okay stay calm, theres only 2 easy steps. WHAT? 1: Put your head between your legs. NEXT STEP? Then kiss your ass goodbye." --Me freaking out after watching a show about the sun, then my mom just comes in the room and says those 2 amazing steps. :D

"As though she had worried, that who could resist, Damien's Kiss?" --A favorite of mine!! IDK where form tho... :D

I'm trying not to pretend

That I won't hurt you again and again like that

I never thought it would end, the Hunger Games in my head, in my head like that

You said you loved me, baby

It was crazy, so amazing, but it's changing, rearranging

I don't think I can take any more

'Cause the walls burned up and our love fell down

and it turned into whatever, now we're saying never

Feel the fire 'cause it's all around, and it's burning for forever and always

We gotta let it go, be on our way and live for another day

'Cause it wasn't real, no Peeta

Watch it all falling to the ground, no happy ever after, just disaster

And no I don't wanna lie, I just pretended so we could stay alive

But now you're walking away, and leaving me here to stay

So foolish of me to wait for you

To realise why I lied to save you, kissed you, healed you, your dreams came true when I met you

Now you can't look at me anymore

-Chorus-

I shot the arrow, I shot the arrow that killed you

And you won't forgive me, and you were dying

I am through it, I-I am through all the agony and now my eyes are drying, drying, no more crying

Lying for the Games

So disaster strikes, I'm not all right

'Cause your love's gone away

Yeah

Burning up forever and always, always, yeah

And they watched you fall for the girl on fire

and it turned into whatever, now we're saying never

Feel the fire 'cause it's all around and it's burning for forever and always

You gotta let it go, it was for the Games

Was all for the Hunger Games, and it wasn't real, oh Peeta

Boy with the bread, you saved my life

No happy ever after, just disaster

I am not afraid of the dark,

I am afraid of what is lurking in it.

I am not afraid of heights,

I am afraid of falling.

I am not afraid of falling in love,

I am afraid of not being loved back.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life.
Boy: My life

-The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...-
"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."

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True Potential by DryBonesKing reviews
One discussion in the academy introduces Naruto to his first real friends and changes his life forever. Together, they will work hard, push each other, and unlock their true potential. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 628,651 - Reviews: 3301 - Favs: 5,058 - Follows: 5,448 - Updated: 9/23 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Shikamaru N., Anko M.
Ash's Pokemon Journey by lovecartoonsandanime reviews
This Story is about how I think Ash's journey should have been. With more pokemon. Smart, Psychic and Aura Ash.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 100 - Words: 410,235 - Reviews: 2458 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 1,180 - Updated: 9/23 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi
The Uzumaki Namikaze Legend by Kuma Akuma reviews
One visit, that's all it takes to change a tale. Watch Naruto as one day a visit to the Hokage changes his entire life, but is it for the better? Will he truly rise up and become the strongest Hokage? Yes he will, for he is, the son of Kushina Uzumaki and Namikaze Minato. He has a legacy to uphold! Stronger Naruto (but not Godly) Smarter Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 218,011 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 1,294 - Updated: 9/17 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
Stranded with My Class by RedHeadsRock1010 reviews
An innocent field trip gone wrong, Danny and his classmates find themselves trapped on an island with no means of escape. With the threat of starvation and dehydration haunting them- not to mention the cameras broadcasting everything across the globe- how are they going to survive this island or more importantly, each other? WARNING: cliché.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 100,680 - Reviews: 2586 - Favs: 1,660 - Follows: 1,982 - Updated: 9/17 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Danny F., Valerie G., Lancer, Vlad M.
The Thin Line Between Love And Hate by Yukiko of the Snow reviews
Just a little story of how Hisana and Byakuya first met. Who said that first encounters have to be romantic?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,845 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 9/11 - Published: 5/30/2008 - [Byakuya K., Hisana K.]
Regular Abnormal Life by tmnt4life reviews
Lilly was living the a hard regular life. Putting up with her irresponsible mother, going to school and hanging out with her friend April...trying to hide the fact that she's also best friends with four mutant turtles. Yup, just a regular life right. Mature Content/Sexual Content later on Raphael/Oc
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 142,083 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/10 - Published: 12/23/2013
Of Fate and Phoenix by Romania Black reviews
UPDATED FINALLY! Karin Kurosaki accidentally becomes a Shinigami and is thrust into the role alongside Toshiro Hitsugaya as they try to stop a threat by Vasto Lordes to take over the Soul Society! Chapter 66 Preview: Karin has a plan to help her brother and distract Grimmjow: FIGHT HIM! Let's see how this goes...Thank you for reading and enjoy the chapter!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 66 - Words: 237,242 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/7 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Karin K.
Mother of a Phantom by The Storymaster1000 reviews
Now that the world knows that Danny Phantom not only has a daughter, but a Mate as well. The whole world is changing, everyone knows it, but for the better or worse. Danny will have to get used to this new life and fast as threats both old and new loom around every corner, waiting to tear his life and his family apart. The long awaited sequel to 2013's hit Daughter of a Phantom.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 204,743 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 9/6 - Published: 4/2/2014 - [Danny F., Sam M.] Dani
The Catalyst: Story of Sam by Tay1019411 reviews
"It wasn't what I expected. Ghosts were supposed to be cold and gross; they were dead. But, he, his kiss, felt...warm." real summary inside more to it than this, Sam's point of view
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 125,845 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 8/19 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Sam M., Danny F.
First Steps by Maryanne Jarvey reviews
Set immediately after A Change of Pace, Chase decides to surprise Melody by joining her on land. At the same time as his visit, Melody's coming-of-age birthday party bring guests from across the continent with special guests: The eldest sons of their kingdom, vying for Melody's love. With a stroke of luck, Chase will do his best to be the first to steal Melody's heart.
Little Mermaid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,522 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 4/8/2014 - [Melody, OC]
The Last True Uzumaki by Venu3374 reviews
When a traumatic event proves that Naruto has inherited his mother's Adamantine Chains, the normal order of Konoha is thrown into chaos. Follows Naruto's quest to become strong enough to live up to his parent's legacy and protect those he loves. Naru/Hina, OOC, Bloodline Naruto, maybe Sasuke/Sakura bashing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 106,967 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 1,652 - Follows: 2,095 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 7/5/2015 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Firsts by SuperHeroFan82 reviews
This is just a cute story about several of the turtles firsts in life... its a turtle tot story. In this story only Raphael is the oldest brother. The Story will continue by popular demand! I have chapter 32 ready to roll.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 73,582 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 4/16/2014
Different Effects of the Past by History101 reviews
Sequel to my story 'What Happens in the Past Doesn't Have to Stay There.' Danny and Jazz are left in Vlad's care when their parents are invited to an adults only ghost conference. I don't own any original rights. Contains descriptions of physical abuse and PTSD.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 118,209 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Danny F., Vlad M., Jazz F.
A Little Vacation by DameM reviews
Upon returning to Kaede's, the inutachi are beyond exhaustion. Shippou pleads with Kaede to do something. What can an old miko do but send them on vacation?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,051 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Inuyasha, Kagome H., Sango, Miroku
Latent Heat by Terraform reviews
It all changed one night... Donatello on his developing relationship with April O'Neil. Written by Novus Ordo Seclorum & Terraform.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,188 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Donatello, April O'Neil - Complete
Cruel Fate, Kind Destiny by WesDunne reviews
A single act of kindness can ripple outward, like a stone cast into still water. When Naruto is taken in by Iruka at a young age, his life changes in ways he never could have imagined. From the untold days of Naruto's youth, small ripples will become waves to alter the destinies of those around him. AU rewrite.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 400,026 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 1,469 - Follows: 1,608 - Updated: 7/2 - Published: 5/8/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Sasuke U., Kyuubi/Kurama
A Ninja's Dance by Gia's Soul reviews
Things were going pretty well for the TMNT. With Leo back they were slowly mending their family ties. Nothing had exploded in a while, there hadn't been any inter dimensional or universal threats to beat down and the Shredder was well and truly gone. Yep, everything was going well...right up until they found a nearly dead girl in the sewers. (2003 series 2007 movie)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 250,044 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
Sending Over The Edge by Princess Destiny reviews
Seras is lonely and realises that her life as a vampire has made her an outcast and she'll probably never find a guy. After a series of rather erotic dreams and a bumbling attempt at romance within Hellsing that leads to disaster, she realises her Master is paying her a lot more attention than usual. In fact, he seems to be downright determined to send her over the edge!
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,498 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 10/12/2015 - Alucard, Seras
Of Trust and Time by silverwing04 reviews
When Uchiha Sasuke discovered there's more to why his brother betrayed him and his family he decided to go back to the Hidden Leaf Village to find an answer. But not only will he find an answer, he would soon find love, friendship and a new beginning.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 106,155 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
You Should Be Dead by SaphireDragon11 reviews
Dash and Kwan are horrified to discover they've accidentally killed their classmate, but perhaps even more so when he shows up at school the next day. In the following uncontrollable events, Danny's well-preserved secret isn't the only thing at risk.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,324 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 1,096 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Danny F. - Complete
Back in Blue by SpitfireDragon109 reviews
Ryuko still misses Senketsu, so she moves in with her sister in hope of getting her mind off him. One day, Satsuki shows Ryuko an investigation paper written by their father regarding Life Fibers that will turn Ryuko's world upside down. Nudist Beach discovers a new threat, and both sisters join forces once again, but not without the help of some very special sailor uniforms.
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,342 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 11/4/2014 - [Ryuko M., Senketsu] Satsuki K.
Generation Lost by paty-san5 reviews
After 3 years training abroad, Naruto now has what it takes to face whatever destiny has in store for him. With Akatsuki and Kyuubi coming after him, and Sasuke becoming an active criminal, Naruto'll have to deal the dangerous lifestyle fit for a ninja. Can his maturity level cope with the stress, while he also tries to unravel the mysteries of the opposite sex?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 153,547 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Kid Kyubi by mellra reviews
What if, when Minato sealed half of Kurama's chakra away, he also sealed a good portion of his memories? After Kurama is sealed into Naruto, he regresses back into a fox kit, during the time of the Sage and the Biju's meeting. Eventual Naru/Hina.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,239 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 945 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Kyuubi/Kurama
Time by DesiLoui3398 reviews
She was like the sun shining through his dark world. All through time.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,611 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 9/24/2015 - [Alucard, Seras]
Tough Love by enchantress99 reviews
(2012 Turtles) Donnie has created a liquid that can help the brothers transform in and out of their mutation at will. Now, their going to school. Once there, Raph meets an outcasted girl, with no friends, and barely any family. Will the toughest turtle in the group finally fall for the unlikeliest girl? And will this attract the unwanted attention of the Shredder? We shall see!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,686 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 8/7/2014 - [Raphael, OC] Leonardo, Michelangelo - Complete
The Heartbeat After by Platonic reviews
Ghost hunting wasn't meant to be an ethical question, but that was before halfas existed. Now faced with the truth, Valerie is going to have to make some moral calls and Danny Fenton better learn to keep up. Set before, during, and after PP.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 81,185 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Danny F., Valerie G., Jazz F., Vlad M.
Shards of a Memory by FantasiaWandering reviews
What if it had been Hamato Yoshi who died in the fire, and Tang Shen who moved to New York, bought the turtles, and encountered the Kraang in the alley on that fateful day? A series of ficlets and drabbles based on the AU idea that the turtles were raised by a mother, Master Shard. Cover image by Lorna-ka.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,148 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 3/18/2013
After The Blaze by SuperHeroFan82 reviews
set around the 2012 series, what if by some chance that Tang Shen had not died in the fire? What if after all those years she goes looking for her husband? read and review, no flames only constructive criticism. Rated T for strong language, fighting and blood. And suggestive themes in later chapters. This does not follow the 2012 series story line just characters.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,775 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Splinter, Shen, Shredder, Karai
Gothus Angelus by CSIalchemist reviews
Sequel to 'Phantasma Nereiorum Formant'. Danny and his friends have started their final year of college and problems are already arising. Danny is trying to gather the courage and the right moment to ask Sam an important question while battling his inner desires for her. Meanwhile, Vlad returns to plot his revenge on Danny and the group to get what he wants.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,222 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Danny F., Sam M.
Captivity by atrieisan reviews
Captured from the reefs he called his home; the dark mer, Phantom, finds himself thrust into a life of captivity. Struggling to survive in this new environment, he meets someone who will change his life forever, for better, or for worse. DannyxSam (Rating may change to M in later chapters)
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,037 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 5/12/2014 - Danny F., Sam M.
On Her Majesty's Orders by impr0mptu reviews
Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing is a woman married to her job; but what happens when the Queen herself orders the head of Hellsing to take a holiday away from it all? Follow the Hellsing gang as they embark on a strange (and hilarious) new adventure! Rated M for coarse language and adult contents in later chapters. Story is obviously set AU.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,341 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 7/20/2014 - [Alucard, Seras] Integra, Walter
2 Parents Minus 1 Child Equals A Journey by Blak-Ice reviews
Sequel to 1 Human Plus 2 Halfas Equals A Family. Having finally come to her senses, Danielle has run away from home once again with Cujo by her side. With a fire of determination in them, Team Phantom sets out to find her. But with the Guys in White hot on her tail too, who will get to Danielle first and in who's hands does her fate lie?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,425 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 10/13/2013 - [Danny F., Sam M.] Dani
Uzumaki Lonely Orphans Clan by FraDiavolo reviews
This story is based on a simple assumption : humans have mistaken "Tailed Beasts" as "Tailed Demons" due to wildness, anger and/or misunderstanding. Sometimes, a fox can befriend a human... When that occurs, its friendship will last... forever... Spoil til Ch. 650 Rating T for now, might move to M for violence
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,354 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 1/1/2014 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Anko M., Kyuubi/Kurama
Stasis by Renfield E. Kingsfate reviews
It didn't take long. The last of the Hellsing line was barely beneath the ground before he was upon her.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,584 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 9/24/2015 - Alucard, Seras
Ultimate Phantom by Jiece18 reviews
A redone version of The Danny Phantom series.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 99 - Words: 251,985 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Danny F.
Every Memory by KikaKatTIOI reviews
A chance enconter with an old friend of Splinter leads to the telling of a story. A great adventure about how one simple girl who feels left out meets a man who'se life changes forever when he is exposed to a can of ooze. A story with little mutant turtles and giant monsters. Based off 2k12 version. Thank You
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 133 - Words: 328,522 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Splinter, OC - Complete
Turtles Forever : A New Beginning by Hannurdock reviews
It's been a week since the Turtles from the 2003 cartoon met their 1980's counterparts. However, the dimensional interference has bought chaos to the multiverse and suddenly ninja turtles find themselves uniting with other versions of themselves - bringing together the Turtles from the 2007 movie, 2003 cartoon, 1980's cartoon and the 2012 cartoon. How will they all get on? AMENDED.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 77,550 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Splinter, April O'Neil, Casey Jones, Shredder
The Stronger Bond by VampireSultana reviews
"My darling servant.. mine to mold, I once said.. Being away for 30 years.. I wasn't here to mold you into who you are today. Please forgive me, my Seras Victoria." Rated M for later chapters (Will be added at a later time.) Reviews are appreciated!
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,990 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 12/12/2014 - Alucard, Seras
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2014 by KatrinaSebastian reviews
April O'Neil asks four young sisters to help her out with a news story. Little did they know that meeting four mutant ninja turtles would only be the beginning of their new adventures with their new friends. Perhaps maybe find love. Based off the 2014 TMNT movie. Leo/OC, Raph/OC, Donnie/OC, Mikey/OC, April/Vern.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 120,443 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 8/17/2014 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
My Kingdom Come by Sonnenprinzessin reviews
The elite was silent for a moment, looking somberly reflective: "It doesn't matter now. It's too late." At that, Goku turned his head and focused his gaze on the Saiyan prince for a long moment, pensive and momentous, and when he raised his voice again it was quiet but firm, traced by a hopeful conviction: "Who knows. Your kingdom might yet come one day, Vegeta."
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 157,441 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 11/27/2014 - [Goku, Chi-Chi] [Bulma, Vegeta]
A-Amnesia! by Jubalii reviews
Alucard knows that he's a man. He also knows that he's-apparently?-undead. And there's a cute little Police Girl watching after him, and this blonde woman is his boss? And he works to kill vampires? Okay, so it's hard to believe, but when one has amnesia, anything's possible.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,342 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 74 - Published: 1/16 - [Alucard, Seras]
TMNT '12: Hamato Andrea by HardyGal reviews
Hey, I'm Andrea, but you can call me Andi. And good luck on trying to pin me as a stereotypical girl, cause I've grown up with four irritating younger brothers, so I know how to kick my fair share of butt. My bros are absolute idiots, but I love them. And hey, once a big sister, always a big sister, right? You get to them, I'll get to you. (IMPORTANT A.N. UPDATE! PLEASE READ!)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 137,392 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/29/2015 - Published: 8/24/2014 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, OC
BH6: Behind the Fire by yeoweij reviews
Tadashi died, or so it seems. Hiro is just starting to move on with his life at SFIT when he suddenly receives a call from the police, informing that Callaghan wants to see him. He eventually agrees, expecting nothing but the worst from his former foe. In truth, however, he is unprepared for what truly lies ahead...and behind the entire saga all along.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 33,143 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 12/27/2015 - Published: 11/26/2014 - Aunt Cass, Hiro Hamada, Professor Callaghan, Tadashi Hamada - Complete
FEAR by SNOWGLOBESAREAWESOME reviews
Seras is trapped with Alucard in a mansion, far from Hellsing, for the next several months. Seras feels the creeping tendrils of insanity as both the mansion and Alucard begin to toy with her mind, body, and soul. Sequel to Thirst. Alucard/Seras.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,665 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 12/18/2015 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Alucard, Seras
Cardinal Points by DarkUnderworld reviews
Leonardo's world is one of routine and discipline, but it is thrown completely off kilter when he meets a woman that turns his perfectly ordered world on it's head. Raphael never believed a woman would look at him as anything more than a freak, but one woman seems to be able to tear apart all of his carefully crafted shields, leaving him helpless. Leo/OC Raph/OC
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 374,087 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 12/14/2015 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
On Hallows Eve by impr0mptu reviews
Hellsing hosts a Halloween ball. Will Integra be able to fight off the intolerable advances of the male aristocracy? Will Seras be able to find an outfit that doesn't draw attention to her *ahem* figure? Will Alucard spike the punch? And what about poor Walter, who's got to try and keep the Queen distracted from all the carnage? [Rated M for many, many reasons]
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,120 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 11/28/2015 - Published: 10/15/2015 - [Alucard, Seras] Integra
Danny and Sam One-Shots by Solangelo-Ships reviews
This is a story full of Danny and Sam romantic/fluffly one-shots. I hope you enjoy! :)
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 27,623 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/12/2015 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Danny F., Sam M.
What Lies Above by FandomsAndBandMemes reviews
Danny had never understood his parents obsession with the surface world and the land dwellers, but when a spell goes horribly wrong and he becomes half human, Danny must quickly learn how to balance his new life, new friends, and new enemies all while keeping his half-breed status a secret from everyone he loves. Shitty summary. MerDanny AU fic. Credit to otakubabes for plot
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,192 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/12/2015 - Published: 4/4/2014 - [Danny F., Sam M.] Tucker F.
Patients by gaarasmistress39 reviews
This is just a remake of how Alucard and Seras meet. Baby Seras! Summary sucks, but the story is better. R&R
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,535 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 11/10/2015 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Alucard, Seras
On the Internet, Nobody Knows You're a Turtle by probablylostrightnow reviews
Mikey is hoping to meet his online girlfriend, but her protective sister and the Kraang are in his way. Sequel to "Loves Pizza, Looking for Same."
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,289 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/21/2015 - Published: 4/6/2014 - OC, Michelangelo - Complete
Falling by FantasiaWandering reviews
Donatello caught her twice that night. So why did she still feel like she was falling? In the aftermath of her abduction and rescue from the Kraang, April O'Neil reflects on how her life has changed forever. But can she face the coming challenges alone? (Meanwhile, Leo learns the nature of a hero, and something strange is coming from the sewers...)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 52 - Words: 139,950 - Reviews: 1437 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 10/12/2015 - Published: 10/12/2012 - April O'Neil
Songs of a Phantom by ditto453 reviews
Just some one-shots of Danny singing various songs, sometimes he has others singing with him. I OWN NOTHING! rated T for some of the language in the songs. I do accept requests however I am trying to use songs that are not overused in the fandom, such as Hero by Skillet.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,096 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/3/2015 - Published: 4/18/2014 - Danny F.
Just My Luck by Candyninja reviews
Ok almost every fangirl who fangirled over something wishing that it was real or they just disappear into their world, am I right? Well obviously someone didn't get the joke apparently and now I'm stuck in Danny Phantom. Well it's not like it can get any worse right?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,159 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/25/2015 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Danny F., Skulker, Vlad M., OC
Life As She Knows It by Queequegg reviews
For April O'Neil, life as she knows it, is about to change. A story following April after she is forced to move into the lair to hide from Shredder and the Kraang. Set in the 2012 universe and immediately following the episode 'Karai's Vendetta' (canon, up to that episode). An Apriltello fic.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 103,562 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 9/20/2015 - Published: 5/1/2013 - April O'Neil, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Human Feelings - Alien Wishes by Derek-L-J-Sohma reviews
"We're O'hana, Stitch!" She objected. "No." I snapped, firm. Her eyes widened a bit more, "I am not O'hanna, Lilo, I am not your dog or your little brother or your damned cousin. Quite honestly, those platonic feelings haven't been around since about the time we hit puberty. Ih, I hit puberty roughly the same time you did. And," I winced before continuing, "I'm in love with you."
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,155 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/14/2015 - Published: 8/14/2013
Falling Petals by Sophia Von Blackburn reviews
"The Flower that Blooms in Adversity is the most Rare and Beautiful of them all." Turtles x OC
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,040 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 6/19/2014 - OC
Accidental Portal by Emmazippy577 reviews
When Team Phantom and a class of others (Plus some chaperones) take a trip to Quebec, Canada; a random ghost-zone portal opens up and no one can stop their oh-so-wonderful decent to the ghost zone. Only Phantom would be able to get them out safely: but with the class in such close quarters Fenton will have to suffice- or will he? (DannyXSam) ratings may change
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 67,627 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Danny F., Tucker F., Sam M., Dani - Complete
Haunted by Cute-and-Nerdy1202 reviews
The turtles have fought everything in their path. Mutants, Crazy Scientist, the Government, even aliens. However when April's new assistant, Eden, brings in something they have never dealt before. A disturbing entity that will not leave her alone, and follows her everywhere she goes. How will they be able to save Eden from this malevolent entity when it threatens her very life?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,878 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 9/8/2014
Mine by Aesthetic Morphine reviews
Paulina's obsession with Phantom wins out over her common sense. How can he keep his secret a secret when he's bound to her bed, under her constant watch? Now it's up to his friends to find him and rescue him from this nightmare.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,608 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 8/13/2015 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Complete
From the Ashes, a Hero by Paranatural reviews
Eight months later, Tadashi is found alive, still buried in the debris. But there is a bitter reunion with Hiro, for Tadashi is not happy that his brother is risking his life to be a superhero. As the tensions rise between the brothers, they still must find out how Tadashi survived all this time and investigate the new villain making it's way around San Fransokyo.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,854 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 8/12/2015 - Published: 11/10/2014 - Hiro Hamada, Honey Lemon, Tadashi Hamada
SAO: Dragon Knight by SNEAKYD reviews
Kiriguya Kazuto never wanted to lead. A killer and a loner doesn't deserve respect or loyalty. But, he certainly wont throw it away. He'll lead this group to freedom. Even if it kills him along the way, he must atone for his part in this madness. He must end Akihiko Kayaba. (Cannon retelling/Some OOC) [Kirito/Asuna] Rated-M for language, adult situations, and death.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,426 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 8/7/2015 - Published: 7/14/2015 - [Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y.]
Shattered Mind by Sampsonknight reviews
After April finding herself in a cage makes an unsettling discovery, she finds herself in a situation she never thought possible. As she sacrifices everything, her way of life, to make things right. (TMNT CC are AU based on 2003 versions, April is 23 as the turtles are 20) The second story Shatter Mirrors is added to this.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 78,532 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 4/7/2014 - [April O'Neil, Donatello] Raphael, Leonardo - Complete
Imagining the Impossible by Donnie'sTwilight reviews
Alexa is left to deal with the four turtles when they're little babies because Splinter can't watch them anymore, in fear that they'll be left without a parent when Shredder kills Splinter. So, she chooses to raise them so they have a parent. So, she's going to be responsible for her schoolwork/grades, the guys, and having a relationship with the most popular guy at her school.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,551 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/27/2015 - Published: 8/11/2013
Wayward by MHatter116 reviews
Lyssa Roman is eager to start college and escape the tension and stress always present in her family. But when her rooftop star-gazing brings her into contact with a certain calm, collected, blue-clad ninja turtle, she may find other ways to reach the peace she longs for...if she can handle the danger that comes with it. This is my first fan fiction, so reviews are very welcome!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,947 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 8/6/2014 - Leonardo, OC
Dance with Me by FrecklesXOXO reviews
Leena was a girl with nothing to lose and willing to risk it all; Raphael was a guy who thought he had what he needed but found there was something more he wanted. Neither could have foreseen how much they would change each other's worlds. But when a dangerous plot threatens their lives, Raphael must decide if the dance of love is worth the risk. M-Language/Adult Content/Violence
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,460 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/17/2015 - Published: 4/20/2014 - [Raphael, OC] Leonardo, Shredder
My Mr Turtle by Andrea O'Down reviews
Madelyn Dearing is a little girl with a vivid imagination. So making up an imaginary friend isn't so unusual for her. But the thing is she just can't stop talking about her Mr. Turtle. This story follows the little girl Leo has tea with in "Slash and Destroy".
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 70 - Words: 172,037 - Reviews: 1234 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 5/10/2015 - Published: 1/16/2014 - Leonardo
Connections by Andrea O'Down reviews
As Donnie reflects on how he met April and how much their lives have changed since, he realizes how much they are connected. And not only that, he realizes how everything seems to be connected, friends and foes alike. (Deals with the first season of the show.)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,408 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/9/2015 - Published: 6/5/2014 - Donatello, April O'Neil - Complete
Looking Into the Mirror by Silvanyx5 reviews
It has been three years ever since the creation of big hero six. When an evil mastermind sets to take over San Fransokyo, during a confrontation an incident occurs that puts Hiro in a sticky situation. While Hiro had heard of the theory, never in his life had he imagined to see his ghosts haunt him once again. (Time Travel AU) (Tadashi Alive)
Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Family/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,314 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 5/3/2015 - Published: 11/13/2014 - [Hiro Hamada, OC] Tadashi Hamada
Game Changer by AngelKyone reviews
After a 4 year relationship comes to a startling halt, Abigail Young sets off to New York on her own to pursue her career in theater. What happens when she dimension hops and finds herself in the company of four supposedly fictional individuals she grew up watching? M for language and adult themes.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,636 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/24/2015 - Published: 8/11/2014
I'm Just Saiyan! by Crush48 reviews
Goku inadvertently lands both him and Vegeta in the past. But what is more random is that they end up on planet Vegeta! Follow their strange and mysterious adventure as they find out a way to get back to present time!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 53,618 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 4/21/2015 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Goku, Vegeta, Brolly, Bardock
Splitting Seams by Flash Gator reviews
Bringing Senketsu back would not be easy, and the risk to her own life would be great. But for Ryuko, the choice is simple. She would sooner die than lose him again. Ryuko/Senketsu Ryuketsu. Spoilers for end of anime. Future lemon.
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,042 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/19/2015 - Published: 4/6/2015 - [Ryuko M., Senketsu]
Alien in the Sewers by ToiletMaze reviews
2k14 universe. On a usual night inside the lair, the turtles have gotten an intruder. Soon after finding them, they learn that this stranger is something far out of this world. I suck at summaries, first turtles story, and multiple OCs shall be showed in this story. I do not own the TMNT series.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,627 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 9/13/2014 - Donatello, Raphael, April O'Neil, OC
I Found A Way by FireBehindPain reviews
"Baby nobody's gonna love you like I do." His calm voice slurred due to the many beers he's had. "You know that?" His grip tightened around my shoulders. Tears slowly feel down my flushed cheeks as I stayed there on his lap. My eyes quickly scanned the room looking for some kind of self-defense. I saw the knife from earlier. I wanted to get it so bad, but my body wouldn't move.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,601 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/25/2015 - Published: 3/30/2014 - [Raphael, OC] [Donatello, Leonardo] - Complete
Mysteries of High School: Sophomore Year by Angie J Trifid reviews
First in the MoHS series. Semi-human AU. April discovers she is developing a crush on Donnie. Karai is going through her rebellious phase and Leo doesn't know how to feel about it. Mikey and Raph both meet girls. Oh, and they have to hide the fact that they're actually turtles. Rated for teenage language. Apritello, Leorai, MikeyxAngel, RaphxJoy. Slight series mashup
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 100,187 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/24/2015 - Published: 9/22/2014 - [April O'Neil, Donatello] [Karai, Leonardo]
The Edge of Reason by Xenopsyche reviews
Danny's growing influence has become to great for Vlad to ignore any longer, so he enacts his final scheme, a gambit as fraught with risk as his reawakening of Pariah Dark. But it involves no ancient ghosts or powerful artefacts this time. No, this time its an attack aimed directly at Danny himself, and Vlad may have just over-stepped his mark...
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,616 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/18/2015 - Published: 7/14/2014 - [Danny F., Sam M.] Vlad M., Dani
Vision of Change by Dancesnapple reviews
Bardock's last acts. All a result of the visions given to him. A single vision causes his actions to change entirely. Now, he acts to keep as much of his family alive. Bardock in DBZ story.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,766 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 2/18/2015 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Bardock, Goku, Vegeta, Gohan
Miniature Murcielago by BlumberBerry reviews
Ulquiorra and Grimmjow have shrunk to a miniature size of their former selves, caused by feelings of love. To break the curse and go back to normal, the one they have feelings for must love them in return. Ulquiorra x Orihime
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,013 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 2/16/2015 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
There's Moonlight in the Sewers by Winged Lady Colette reviews
Taylor is being hunted. And the only things that stand between her and her hunters are four giant turtles and their two human friends. And a past meeting between them might not just be coincidence. Something from long ago is coming back and it draws both human and turtle together in a very peculiar way. Possible torture. Leo/ofc
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,223 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/7/2015 - Published: 12/31/2014 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
Normalcy is Overrated by Kmb515 reviews
April O'Neil longs for her old life as a normal teenager. Instead she's been thrust into a life of mutants, ninjas, and aliens. When the foot puts a new plan in motion, she'll have to learn to accept her reality, and make some tough choices along the way. A slow build Apriltello Fic, that explores April's journey of acceptance and her inner turmoil over her feelings for Donnie.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 78,355 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 1/15/2015 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Donatello, April O'Neil
Daughter of a Phantom by The Storymaster1000 reviews
When Dani comes back and is attacked by The GIW, Amity Park discovers that Dani is infact the daughter of their hero Danny Phantom, now Danny has to care for Dani, while also dealing with the increased news reporters, as he learns what it takes ot be a father, while also trying to figure out what Vlad did to create Dani, if he's her father then who's the mother? DXD Father/Daughter
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 124,518 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 1,074 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 1/15/2015 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Danny F., Dani
The Team Phantom Handbook by Xenopsyche reviews
A Handbook designed to be distributed to anyone joining the ranks of 'Team Phantom', briefly detailing the role, purpose and members of the unique group, the technology used, and the enemies they may face. Based in the same altered timeline as my other DP stories.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 30,953 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - [Danny F., Sam M.] Tucker F., Jazz F. - Complete
My Best Friend's a Rat and My Sons are Turtles by sisterawesomeness reviews
Mikki was just your average teen minding her own business until she fell down a manhole. There she runs into none other than an intelligent mutated rat and four adorable baby turtles. Will she help the growing family and in turn become a part of it?
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,896 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Master Splinter - Complete
Dear DP Phans by Raven or Phoenix reviews
Heyo! I really wanted to do one of these, and I don't think DP has one yet, so here it is! Just complete randomness and letters surrounding our favorite TV show characters, or at least our top ten. If you have an idea, please R&R. Crack!fic
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 3,884 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 5/20/2014
Destiny Is Calling by Eternal Ecstasies reviews
Taking a chance in a new place could be frightening, but for Jane it is the chance of a lifetime. The African Jungle is shrouded in mysteries. What lurks in the deepest parts of the jungle? Will Jane find a new dream along the way? Rated M and MA for later chapters (for sexual content) but the first chapter no explicit content. TarzanxJane
Tarzan - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,494 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 11/11/2012
It's Complicated by IzzyDave reviews
Sophie and Kai have been best friends since high school, and are now roommates in NYC. What happens when one of them keeps a secret...about a certain group of turtles, especially when she falls for one? It results in the other becoming a target for the enemies unknowingly of course! Hmm and what happens when a certain turtle crashes her home catching her off gaurd?
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,578 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014
Changing Bounderies by baby-kitsune9 reviews
I have no real summary for this story except that it's supposed to be another harem story. it's kind of dark. so check it out or don't. rated M for a reason.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,125 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 10/15/2014 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, OC
A Ghost's Story by Tie-dyed Trickster reviews
We all know Raditz went to hell - King Yemma said so when Goku asked him. No one ever said he stayed there... Rated for language (not much, but some, and better safe than sorry with ratings)
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,133 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 11/1/2014 - [Raditz, Princess Snake] - Complete
These Are The Things by ebi pers reviews
When Hiro goes to confront Callaghan in prison, he learns something that is both terrifying and comforting. But can he trust its source? And what will it mean for him if it's true? (To avoid spoiling the film, let's just say certain characters may not be as "gone" as originally suspected) Now complete!
Big Hero 6 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,012 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 12/3/2014 - Hiro Hamada, Tadashi Hamada - Complete
Three Seconds Longer by Maks the Mushroom reviews
Time, no matter the amount, has the power to alter lifetimes. So what if Hiro Hamada had managed to stall his brother for just a few seconds longer on that fateful day of the convention? How would that change his - and indeed, everyone else's - lives from that day onward? Big Hero 6 AU. Not spoiler free.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 11/22/2014 - Hiro Hamada, Tadashi Hamada
Tied By A Red Thread by uss71832 reviews
All that Rachael Mangrove wants to do after moving to NY from New Orleans is to make her store, The Country Crafter a big success. She get that and so much more after meeting Leo and the turtles after a mugging attempt. (I do NOT own TMNT, New Orleans or ANYTHING for that fact!)Does get lemony. so rating and warning given ye.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,547 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 7/16/2014
2 New Realities by selfless1978 reviews
I have adjusted to my new life but that doesn't mean things settled down for us all. This is what happened after Realities collide.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 105,376 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/4/2014 - Published: 10/17/2014 - Complete
Stop Following Me! by AberrantNinja reviews
He didn't mean to follow her. Honestly! They just happen to be going in the same exact direction. Short Chapters! TurtlesxOC's main pairing Mikey/OC Rated M...COMPLETE!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 198 - Words: 111,094 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Michelangelo, OC - Complete
SS Begins by TruTwiTeenager reviews
I've been fighting crime as SS for a few months now, and I wasn't planning on stopping until my death. Meeting the turtles wasn't going to stop me either. Amnesia and the Shredder combined with the turtles just might though. Add feelings to the mix, and I probably got more than I bargained for when I first ran into Raph on a nightly run.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 116,667 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 8/8/2014 - [Raphael, OC] Leonardo, Donatello - Complete
Hamato Family Journal by Venka le fay reviews
While living with the Turtles, Splinter gives April a family journal that he and his sons have been writing so that she may begin to understand their lives better. My NaNoWriMo entry for 2014.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,593 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 7/4/2014
Teen Titans: The Night Crawler by Kien Kotei reviews
When the Titans encounter a new thief in Jump City, Robin and Raven begin to act strange. What's more Robin seems to share a past with this new character, and Raven is starting to feel something she never thought she would before. Can the Titans hold out with both teammates acting strange? Read to find out.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,949 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 9/26/2014 - [Raven, OC] Robin, Slade
Flirting with the Enemy by Dexter1995 reviews
This girl is trying to kill me and I'm more fascinated by her than scared for my own life. Starts with when Leo first met Karai in TMNT 2012. I do not own TMNT or any of it's characters. Mainly LeonardoXKarai with some AprilXDonatello later on.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,838 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 2/26/2013 - [Leonardo, Karai] [Donatello, April O'Neil] - Complete
Broken by Babbles B reviews
Bethany has been abused her whole life and at 17 she lost the most important person left in her life. And it was all her fault! The Turtles bring her in and try to help heal her. But despite being broken as she is her heart has this funny way of making her fall in love with one of the Turtles. Until another death befalls them leaving her more broken than before. Rated M. Please R&R
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,159 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 10/2/2014 - Leonardo, Raphael, OC
Chance Encounters by Rosie White reviews
Odd relationships are built in the strangest ways. When Donatello assists a young woman with car trouble one evening, it sets an interesting set of events into motion. Rated M for language and possible adult situations. In-Progress.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,289 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Donatello
1 Realities collide by selfless1978 reviews
In one night my life had changed forever. This is my unbelievable tale. Please review! My twist on the 2014 Turtles.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 163,490 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 9/3/2014 - Complete
Click by Ponaco reviews
When insomnia takes hold Donatello tries to find solace in his work. Rated T for language and future adult situations.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,361 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 8/30/2014 - Donatello, April O'Neil, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Walls by Adoradork reviews
From the moment Donatello saw April, his heart was lost. They've known each other for months now, but still he can't tell how she feels. Are they destined to be together, or will all his longing only end in a broken heart? (Note: Takes place before the episode Wormquake!)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,400 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 5/31/2014 - April O'Neil, Donatello - Complete
Stormy Nights by OracleofLysia reviews
While on patrol, hot-headed Raphael crosses paths with a confusing woman named Rachel one summer night. Raphael plays the hero as usual, but unlike most women, mixed-up Rachel's isn't afraid and her curiosity gets the best of her, helping launch them into a strange and dysfunctional friendship that ultimately careens into something more during stormy summer nights. Explicit
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,251 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 6/27/2014
Circuitous by Hailey813 reviews
Danielle's life has been solitary and cold. In order to fulfill the duty of her existence, she will adventure out of her hidden confines and prove herself to her father. In the end, she just wants to be loved. A flipped view of Kindred Spirits, holding true to cannon.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,737 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/4/2014 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Danny F., Vlad M., Dani - Complete
Fireflies, Falling Stars and Forever by SleepingSeeker reviews
Set immediately after The Lonely Mutation of Baxter Stockman. As a thank you for reverting him back to his human self, Kirby O'Neil treats Donatello and his family to a weekend at a secluded campground in the Catskills Forest Preserve. Donnie hopes for some quality time with April, but things don't always work the way we wish - and sometimes they're much better.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,558 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Donatello, Splinter, April O'Neil, Casey Jones - Complete
Unchained Melody by baby-kitsune9 reviews
Poor Don was suffering from insomnia and made the choice to go out late at night to walk around and tire himself out. He never expected to come across Aarien Rymer- an beautiful musician whom could play the most haunting melodies. Suddenly Don finds himself with a possible new friend and an even more frightening obsession. Don/OC R&R. longer chp 20!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 39,416 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Donatello
Shadows in the city by selfless1978 reviews
Something has come to New York, but what? Takes place shortly after my story "The meaning of family". As always reviews welcome
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,496 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 8/17/2014 - Complete
The Path by Seraphim-Burning reviews
Years ago April and Donnie were taken by the Kraang. Now they have returned with more to gain and more to lose then ever before. Apriltello. Based on the 2012 Series. Was initially posted in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Category.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,310 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 7/15/2014 - April O'Neil, Donatello
Leo, Karai, and the Mad Doctor by niko56 reviews
Leonardo and Karai end up in a battle of wits when they are kidnapped by a former Nazi scientist who thanks to mutagen lives forever young. The two will have to endure harsh experiments and dangerous trials against the insane doctor's creations in order to survive and it will take everything they have to beat him while trying not to beat each other Takes place after Wormquake R&R!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 119,346 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Leonardo, Karai, OC - Complete
Broken Rules (ZaGr) by Proxy14 reviews
Why does Membrane avoid his children so often? What secrets has be been keeping? What have the TALLEST been keeping? All shall be answered my dear readers as well as some kinky lemon/smut ;)
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 9/5/2014 - Zim, Gaz, Prof. Membrane, Red
Metallaxis by ChryssaHart reviews
There I was, hanging above a huge canister of mutagen... And I was a big fool to think that Donnie would have been able to catch me... Basically an alternative ending to the episode "The lonely mutation of Baxter Stockman". [April isn't immune here]
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,434 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 5/5/2014 - [Donatello, April O'Neil] - Complete
Little Phantom by T-Rex10 reviews
What if Danny gets his power at the age of three? What if all the ghost that he is fighting at the age of fourteen is now fighting all of them at the age of three? Everything is different. Even when he meets Vlad. Lot of bonding of Danny and Maddie and the rest of the family.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,971 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Danny F.
King of Clubs by DemiSpy reviews
Danny breathes in, breathes out. Not going mad, just keep talking. Not going mad. "So… what now?" Clockwork grimaces. "Well, now you choose. You either refuse the crown and let the Ghost Zone crumble, or you accept it and take up Pariah's throne." My take on the Ghost King concept.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 104,380 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 5/3/2014 - [Danny F., Sam M.] [Tucker F., Jazz F.] - Complete
TMNT Changes by Sampsonknight reviews
This is a Raph x OC story. This story is based on overide2008 (on DA) - OC Sasha who is 18, whom has been mutated into a turtle and trying to coup with her new look and life, while Raph who is 20, is trying his best to help her, but has no clue in doing so, while he tires his best to figure out a way to cheer her up.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,411 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 8/15/2014 - [Raphael, OC] - Complete
The meaning of family by selfless1978 reviews
The Turtles come across a mother in need. Leo finds that he needs something from her as well. This is my first story so all reviews are welcome.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,484 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 8/9/2014 - Complete
TMNT: All My Fault by Grey Nirvana reviews
A different take on the episode "Vengeance is Mine" from the 2012 TMNT series. It may not seem very different at first, but keep reading until the end, and you won't be disappointed. Feel free to leave reviews, as I'm always open to criticism. c: Episode description: As the turtles attempt to rescue Karai from the Shredder, a twist of events leaves them without their leader.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,319 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 7/11/2014 - Leonardo, Master Splinter, Karai - Complete
A Better Route by Tobi wants a cookie reviews
What if Minato had taken Obito in when he found out about his less than great life with the Uchiha's? What if because of that, Rin survived? What if the two of them raised Naruto? Who would lead the Akatsuki? So many questions, but you'll have to read to find out!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 155 - Words: 355,198 - Reviews: 1802 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Rin, Obito U. - Complete
Sam? Are You Ok? by kirahphantom reviews
After Undergrowth is defeated something happens to Sam and the results shock everyone. Is it for better or for worse? What will happen to our beloved halfa and his friend? Rating changed to T for one graphicish scene. I took the picture.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,076 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Danny F., Tucker F., Sam M., OC
Capured by xXRaphaels GurlXx reviews
What happens to be a secret meeting turns out to be a set up from the Shredder to get both the fearless leader, and to finally have a reason to throw his illegitimate child, in a cell. They are forced to team together and make an escape plan. What happens when the tension gets high between the human and the mutant? Rated M for some sexual tension and for later chapters.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 8/12/2014 - [Karai, Leonardo]
Only Human by Enula reviews
April was just beginning to accept her feelings for Donnie (no thanks to Irma) when the Kraang attack the turtles' lair head on and use Donnie to finally capture her. Secrets from April's past, such as who and what her mother is, is exposed, and both Donnie and April realize that they will never be the one thing they truly want to be: human. Apritello
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,197 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Donatello, April O'Neil
Playmates by XQueenPhantomX reviews
AU. 5 year old Danny Fenton only wanted friends and a family that loved him. He never would have thought that the monsters that he believed lived in his closet and under his bed was what he was looking for.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,070 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Danny F., Ember, Vlad M.
Inside Information by AvalonXNaruto reviews
Danny is up to something... but things get a little well awkward thanks to Sam... meaning nothing goes as planned as per usual. Rated M for a reason.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,332 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 5/4/2014 - [Danny F., Sam M.]
Sorting Feelings by xXRaphaels GurlXx reviews
This is a prequel to my Feelings Sorted one shot a bit of you liked. I have decided to make it into a story I wanted to post the first, chappy, and here it is! "Bye, April..." he whispered, tears falling faster. "I love you." R&R!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 7/18/2014 - [April O'Neil, Donatello]
Truth or Dare Twilight Style by Fyrwenn reviews
The Cullens and Bella plays Truth or Dare.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,181 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Human by Blue Seidr reviews
Well, Donnie did it this time. The chemicals in his lab exploded, and caused Leo to become a human! So now he has to deal with a whole new body, going to school, fighting the bad guys, and homework. And the new girl who isn't so new is going to only make life harder for our leader in blue.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,294 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 5/6/2014 - Leonardo
Donatello's Demise by n00btmntfan reviews
Now more resolved than ever to find a retro-mutagen to fix April's father, Donatello works to build a supercomputer that will help him find a formula. With help from the computer-savvy Tang Mei, who is Tang Shen's long-presumed-dead sister, he succeeds. But Mr. O'Neil's salvation results in Donatello's own demise - and the only ones able to help him are their sworn enemies.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 59,666 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013 - [Donatello, April O.] Master Splinter, OC - Complete
Out of the Shell by thatcrazyfangirloverthere reviews
When one of Donnie's machines goes berserk, it transports the turtles to a different dimension and turns them into humans. They seek help from a teenage girl named Avery, who refuses to believe their story, because how could cartoon characters be real? The turtles must find a way back, but before they can, a villain they thought long gone rises up in Avery's world.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/29/2014
Raphies love by Ninja turtles rock reviews
A girl with a dark past is out for blood of the person who ruined her life,the blood of Oruku saki aka the shredder, along the way she makes a few allies,some friends,a new family is formed in her heart and a possible love interest.But driven by blood lust and wanting revenge,will she realized hat she has before it's to late?T rated for violence and blood in upcoming scenes.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 6/24/2014 - Raphael, OC
Pizza and Purple Lace by ZestySweetHeart reviews
Danny and Sam are married, and find themselves in different situations throughout their marriage. Some involve pizza, others involve high speed vehicles, others even involve fighting, and even still it gets better! This funny, sweet, cute, kind of sexy story really depicts the raw love and passion, and pure friendship between our favorite couple. Rated m for graphic sex. ;)
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,435 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 3/27/2014 - [Danny F., Sam M.]
Jane, Queen of the Jungle by bananannabeth reviews
"There's no hot water, no toilet paper, and, worst of all, no wifi! How do people live out here?" - When she accompanies her father to Africa to study gorillas, Jane Porter finds that life in the jungle is even more primitive than she'd expected; and when a handsome wild man in a loincloth saves her life, well, she might just be going mad. A modern day retelling of Disney's Tarzan.
Tarzan - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,696 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 10/15/2013
Alive by EdenLovegoodMalfoy reviews
Neither had felt so alive, but whenever they were together, they felt like they were absolutely human. JALLY! *This will be in episode form* Disclaimer: I do not own "The Nightmare Before Christmas" because if I did, I would do episodes.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,483 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Jack S., Sally
When is a Clone not a Clone?: The Danielle Codex by Xenopsyche reviews
A compilation of transcripts, documents, voice memos, security footage and other sources that detail Vlad's creation of Danielle and all the details and rationale behind it. Part of my Knife's Edge' Timeline.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,094 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 5/8/2014 - Danny F., Vlad M., Dani - Complete
A Long Time Ago and Not So Far From Home by MayDayGirl-Save-Our-Ships reviews
After an incident with a Kraang time travel device, April is sent 8 years into the past. The turtles are just 8 years old and Splinter has enough to handle without a human girl suddenly appearing in their home. April has to keep her origins a secret while trying to convince the mutant family she means them no harm. However, Splinter isn't the only one suspicious of her motives.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,691 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, April O'Neil
Skills for Success in Life by animal-luver8153 reviews
There are 23 skills for success in life and Danny has them. Told from the POV of friends, family, and enemies. 23 prompts with 500 words or less. A challenge I created and am in the process of completing. Rated T for safety. First three chapters: Work Ethic, Compassion, and Courage. Now Up: Common Sense, Jack's POV.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 7,454 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Danny F., Jack F.
Social Norms by Cicilicious reviews
It has been brought to Zim's attention that he is unfamiliar with what is normal for humans. He plans to learn exactly what human teenagers do, and he wants Gaz to teach him.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,520 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Gaz, Zim
False Positive by Tayla Lider reviews
A new class is being taught at Casper High by a Ghost Hunter with a GIW-approved Ghost Companion. Danny finds the new class rather-informative, while Valerie has to resist the urge to shoot the spook in the class as well as the teacher. Starts just before Double-Cross My Heart and ends way past Phantom Planet. Inspired by an altered version of ghostanimal's Ghost 101 challenge.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 40,732 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Danny F., OC
Meant To Be by Lyrasky reviews
Donnie's had a crush on April for forever but despite his best efforts she's always considered him just a friend. After a night of bonding though something changes. Suddenly April doesn't know if she's happy with just being friends. Suddenly April wants more. **Apritello
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,165 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 8/23/2013
Daniel Masters by Ryuuko1 reviews
After the explosion of the Nasty Burger, Daniel has become the protege Vlad always wanted; however, Daniel's life is thrown into chaos when he is transported to a reality where the accident never happened, and it is up to him to divine his purpose in this alternate timeline...AU
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 197,315 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Danny F. - Complete
Call me maybe by panfan87 reviews
A series of drabbles consisting of voicemails and occasionally text message conversations overheard around Amity Park. Currently posting PhannieMay themed drabbles!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 78 - Words: 7,170 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Complete
Invisible Fox by TheBeardedOne reviews
An accident bestows a completely new Kekkai Genkai on an orphaned boy, a bloodlimit that nobody could have foreseen...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 113,757 - Reviews: 1988 - Favs: 4,283 - Follows: 3,466 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Sleeping Truths by Angelicat2 reviews
Maddie finds Danny asleep on his bed and they end up having a conversation that reveals Danny's secret! All mistakes are mine! Please R&R!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Danny F., Maddie F. - Complete
Father and Son by Ryuuko1 reviews
After the explosion of the Nasty Burger, Vladimir Masters welcomes Danny into his home as his adoptive son, and it promises to be rough sailing. AU because reasons. Could be considered a companion piece to "Daniel Masters"
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/15/2014 - Vlad M., Danny F.
Under the Overcast Sky by Above the Winter Moonlight reviews
An island shrouded with secrets; an unknown vengeful ghost; a lethal jungle filled with deadly ghost creatures. In a fight for more than just their lives, Danny and Vlad are forced to put aside their differences and work together, even with the odds of survival stacked against them. CH 2 Posted
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,872 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/15/2014 - Published: 4/4/2014 - Danny F., Vlad M.
Possessive by crazyreader11 reviews
Danny's jealousy gets the best of him...and his ghost half! One-shot! Rated T just to be sure(:
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,789 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/7/2014 - [Danny F., Sam M.] Tucker F., Jazz F. - Complete
Danny Phantom: Ancient History by Aaron12 reviews
As Tucker finds himself making some very weighty decisions about his political future, two mistakes from his past come back to haunt him. Hotep-Ra and Tucker's separated ghost half have returned to take their revenge on Team Phantom. But when Hotep-Ra learns of Ghost Tucker, he finds another pawn who can use the mystical Scarab Scepter, leaving Tucker as Amity Park's only hope.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,347 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/1/2014 - [Danny F., Sam M.] Tucker F. - Complete
we meet again by Le Rukia reviews
5 years after their 1st meeting on the soccer field Karin and Toushirou meet again something happens,now a year later they each are reliving it before seeing each other again. There are always three sides to a story HERS,HIS,and what really happen.REVIEW
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 298,074 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, Karin K.
Danny on Facebook by SerenSplash989 reviews
Conversations with Danny and Co. on the social networking site known as Facebook. Yes, this idea is overused, and yes, I know this is not original ... mostly a way for me to get funny moments out of my head. :P DxS, Pre-PP
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,763 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 12/24/2012
Athena's Sponsorship by Maleficent-darkgoodwitch2416 reviews
What if when Hercules asked to remain mortal and stay on Earth, Athena had spoken up? What if Athena suggested Meg join the rest of the gods on Olympus? Will Athena be able to prove that both Hercules and Meg are true heroes? And will Athena continue to help Meg adjust to her life as a goddess?
Hercules - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 4/16/2014 - [Meg, Hercules]
The Story of a Kunoichi by purpleninjagirl18 reviews
A kunoichi that used to work for the Shredder learns the truth about him and her birth parents. She will unlock even more secrets about her family, and meets the Turtles along the way. Will she and Raph fall for each other? Will she know the truth? And will the Shredder find out her secret? Based on 2012 version! Possible lemon, lime, fluffy bits and such. Turtles X OCs
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,856 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/22/2014 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Raphael, OC
Spotlight by ChloeAngel reviews
Since Danny's reveal from Phantom Planet, things seem to be going beautifully well for all but a certain individualist. I introduce to you a one-shot about the gang's adjustment to fame, spotlighting Danny and Sam / one-shot / DxS, of course
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Danny F., Tucker F., Sam M., Jazz F. - Complete
A Well Known Secret by 19lilwiccawolf93 reviews
It's been years since they fought or even came in contact with each other. So in the girls senior year of high school their old and now reformed/rich rivals show up, but what is their reasoning? Are they really in school to change and experience it once, or is there a much darker secret? Pairings: Reds, Blues, Greens. Rated M.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 117,346 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 11/9/2013 - [Blossom, Brick] [Boomer, Bubbles] - Complete
College Changes Everything by GreekHeroine reviews
They thought they'd never see it happen, with all the ghost fighting that happened, they were lucky to pass sophomore year. Two years later after graduation from Casper High and on the anniversary of the Disasteroid, the trio start college and truly understand the meaning that College Changes Everything
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 4/6/2014 - Danny F., Tucker F., Sam M.
Time and Space by Illusory Phantom reviews
AU: Never had he been so confused or without his foresight. Someone was messing with him, and it was bringing back emotions that he had long since abandoned. With the help of Danny Phantom and some unlikely allies, will the almighty Master of Time be able to fix the destruction caused by one from his past? Will everything be as it should be? -Post PP. Warning: OCs
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 157,766 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Complete
Acknowledgement by trutenor reviews
Naruto finds acceptance in the one that cared for him all along...Start of Book 2!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 57,788 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 4/6/2004 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Red Is My Lucky Color by littlebabyturtlelove reviews
It was just a normal patroll, until everything went down hill for Raph and Mikey. After being separated, Raph ends up in a place he least expects to. Injured, alone, and in a human's house! He was saved by two odd sisters name Sky and Reika. Two very odd, strange... and most likely insane sisters who don't seem to be freaked out by his appearance. Will Raphael ever make it home?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,803 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Raphael
A Familiar Face by TripleChanger reviews
Tai never thought her looks were much, unfortunately because of them she was thrown into a world of ninjas and mutagen. Rated M for later chapters. RaphxOC
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,447 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 3/9/2014 - OC, Raphael
Insecurities by aangismyhomie reviews
Based on the 2k12 series. Donatello is happier than he ever thought he would be with April as his girlfriend, but when new milestones in their relationship are approached they both feel insecure sometimes. Rated M for eventual lemon.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,534 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Donatello, April O'Neil - Complete
You Don't Mind by SeeminglyHarmless123 reviews
Danny catches Sam masturbating and decides to teach her a lesson.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,835 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Danny F., Sam M.
Bleach Drables by GoldenBug Prime reviews
Funny or not...here comes the Bleach cast! Shiro: Kill me now...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,250 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo, T. Hitsugaya
Darkness and Light by Akari Kamiya reviews
For people who love a suspenseful summary, here's a suspenseful question for you; What if Byakuya Kuchiki had a daughter? That girl is me; and this is my story. This story will be updated often so check in when you can.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,374 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Rukia K., Byakuya K., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
My Sons, My Everything by n00btmntfan reviews
Walking home along the streets of New York, Splinter struggles with painful memories of his life back in Japan. A sign in a pet shop and a rude stranger end up changing everything-but is it a nightmare or an bizarre blessing? "My Sons, My Everything" is a look at the 2012 TNMT universe through Splinter's eyes. Some fluff, mostly emotional exploration. Rated T for mild violence.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,336 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Master Splinter, Donatello, Michelangelo, Leonardo - Complete
Bleach: Ultimate Alien Volume I by Bigby the Big Bad Wolf reviews
If Ben thought his life was crazy before, now he finds himself in the middle of a war between Soul Society and Hueco Mundo. But maybe, just maybe, Ben is the one who can make all the difference. The Final Chapter is up now. Discontinued. Remake is up.
Crossover - Bleach & Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 272,402 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Ben T. - Complete
The New Host by Owl and Crow reviews
It took some time but Ian O'Shea saw the error of his ways. What started as a guilty conscious, turned into friendship and then into love. This is the story of Ian and Wanda's love and a bit of Mel and Jared goodness. Take the rating seriously please! Explicit lemons, language and some violence.
Host - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 97,100 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
Crossed Swords by thebeagle reviews
June's curiosity really gets her on the wrong track as she ends up helping out what she thought was a man. Being just a normal girl, suddenly realizing that there's more to the city than what the eye meets, she struggles to figure out Raphael, but also deals with her own inner battles. Is it weird to like a mutant turtle? Full summary inside. RaphaelxOC
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,361 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Raphael
Unknown Soul Reapers by shadyking reviews
Ichigo and Rukia encounter some mysterious Soul Reapers and set out to find info on them. IchigoxOC, OCxRenji, OCxOC. Rated M for possible lemons and violence
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,861 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 6/6/2010
An Unexpected Love by Shinjiteru2010 reviews
When Ulquiorra realizes his feelings for Orihime, what will he do?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,566 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
Culture Shock by MidnightResWri reviews
Danny Fenton really didn't want to go to Japan to ghost hunt with his parents. He didn't know the language. He didn't know what might happen in Amity Park without him there. He wouldn't have Sam and Tucker with him. And worst of all...Full Summary inside
Crossover - Bleach & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,567 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Ichigo K., Danny F.
Muggle Ghosts by Yemi Hikari reviews
Hermione comes to realize as she grows, there are some things best left unsaid... like the fact that she has seen people with chains going through holes in their chests since she was very young.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,883 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 3/17/2009 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] OC, Ichigo K.
Icarus by Scotia Daniel reviews
Donatello's plans go horribly wrong when he tries to create a potion to make him the one thing he had always wanted to become: a human.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,044 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - April O., Donatello - Complete
Heated Competition by Arcaninelover77 reviews
Donnie and April let competition get the best of them on a hot day. APRITELLO! *WARNING* Language and heated scenes! Not for kiddies!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/27/2013 - April O'Neil, Donatello - Complete
Before The Bud Burst Into Bloom by tiffy-kun823 reviews
The time Byakuya and Hisana spent together before the plum blossom bloomed. "If I had never known you, I would be incomplete. I love you, Hisana." COMPLETE
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,837 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Byakuya K., Hisana K. - Complete
UlquiorraxOrihime: Love is Blind by LateNightWrite reviews
An Espada as empty inside as Ulquiorra couldn't possibly show compassion. That was before he met Orihime, who's heart was as full as any human's.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 30,679 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
Broken by ExemplaryRadiation reviews
Toshiro is sent to the real world to follow around Karin Kurosaki due to an inflation in her hidden shinigami powers. The only thing is, she cant know.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,415 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 3/2/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, Karin K. - Complete
Paranormal Minds by CSIalchemist reviews
When girls from Casper High School start disappearing, the BAU is called in to find them. They suspect a certain white-haired vigilante who's been seen at every abduction site. When the unsub abducts another girl, can Phantom convince the BAU that he's on their side before every girl in school disappears? RxR DxS Image by djanubis
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,536 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Danny F., A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
The Bleached Chronicles by K-chanLovesAnimeXD reviews
Chihiro Kururugi is a sixteen-year-old girl with a big heart and a strange past. When she moves to Karakura town from Kyoto, she encounters Ichigo and the gang and soon stumbles upon a war between the shinigamis and the arrancars. But things began to change when she meets the rough and dangerous sexta espada, Grimmjow Jeagerjaques. GrimmjowxOC, other pairings -REWRITTEN!-
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 118,648 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
Light by Heartofhearts reviews
A story about how Byakuya and Hisana met, where Hisana is one of the Gotei Thirteen Squads
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Byakuya K., Hisana K.
truth or dare yaoi style by drmona lord reviews
it's truth or dare yaoi style youri to
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,407 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K.
swichd by drmona lord reviews
what happens when the bleach ppl swich bodys find out some swareing mostly grimmjow
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Five Reasons Why I Love Rukia Kuchiki by Meulin's Disciple reviews
Ichigo has to write an essay for Ochi-sensei on the topic of contradictions. Who does he use as his muse? Rukia, of course! IchiRuki, oneshot. Rated M for a bit of lemon. Please read and review.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Death's New Life by animelover1993 reviews
Alicia Johnson normal 18 yr old teen. In dying she is flung head first into the Bleach universe. Experiencing things she had once thought was pure fantasy. Crap summary is crap, give it a try anyways?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,178 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.
Dude, What's With the Robe? by PsychoticSushi reviews
Moving to a new continent can be pretty weird for you. It's even weirder when a pervert with a talking bear ends up in your bathroom to interrupt your shower. How the HELL does Ichigo plan to survive this crazy Yankee chick? Randomness at its finest.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 104 - Words: 290,558 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Ichigo K.
Broken Fire by myellar reviews
What if they didn't think of nightlock? What if Peeta died? What would happen to Katniss? Starts off at the end of THG with Peeta at the lake. Please R&R! EDIT: Sequel posted- it's called Flickering Flame.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 55,200 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Gale H., Katniss E. - Complete
Ichigo, Strongest Under The Heavens? by Koren Flashblade reviews
Ichigo and company were traveling home, when suddenly they were transported to another world.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,187 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Goku, Ichigo K. - Complete
The New Orihime by Reflected Moon reviews
What if Orihime never got rescued? What if she turned into an Espada and came back to Karakura High School?Please read my first fan fic!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,913 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
Famous Last Words by TokyoGirl7 reviews
IchigoxOC. Rated T for language and some mild violence. On hiatus.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 118,898 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 5/16/2008 - [Ichigo K., OC]
substitute by girlX901 reviews
She will follow in her brothers footsteps. She will take on obsticals. She will have more knowledge than he did. She is the new substitute. HitsuKarin. KenYuz T for now may change.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,456 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Karin K., T. Hitsugaya
Naruto: Shinigami Ninja by The Red Star reviews
When Naruto dies, the shinigami king realizes that he will need his help in the coming war, so he sends Naruto to the soul society, where he meets someone that reminds him of his lost love, Hinata. Rated M for safety. May contain OOCness
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,102 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Naruto U., R. Unohana
Spirit Cat by Mossnose reviews
When cats die, they pass on to either StarClan or the Dark Forest. But who exactly sends them there? They can't exactly get there themselves.
Crossover - Bleach & Warriors - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,705 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Yoruichi S.
Under the floorboards by simple-score reviews
Edward left alone in Bella's room finding something unexpected beneath the floor boards. Bella Human & vampire/ Edward Vampire - All cannon pairings. Happy fluffy Set after Eclipse & before/ during breaking dawn LEMONS Rated M for later chapters
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,903 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Edward, Bella
A Miko in Soul Society by RivalBlue89 reviews
crossover with Inuyasha. Kagome pulls herself out of the well to come face to face with a certain tenth squad captain and his vice captain. What adventure awaits Kagome in Soul Society? Rated T for Inuyasha's mouth. Please R&R!
Crossover - Inuyasha & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,959 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 5/29/2008 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Growls And Kisses by Nature.Calls reviews
Bella and Edward. Lemon. No plot. Just vampire sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,457 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
New girl by MinawaAsuka reviews
When a new girl begins in Ichigos class, what happends? If she's just like him without knowing it? A little IchigoxOC and HichigoxOC
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,173 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo - Complete
Saying I Will by DameM reviews
To return Ichigo to his "Substitute Shinigami" status, Rukia is assigned to stay by his side, even to the point of going to college. And it all starts in the typical Ichigo/Rukia reunion fashion- at Ichigo's expense.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 80 - Words: 196,949 - Reviews: 1943 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Spirited Away 2: An Unforgotten Promise by can-cer reviews
6 years after returning home from the Spirit World, Chihiro finds herself isolated and feels incomplete. She knows what she needs, so she walks through the tunnel one last time.
Spirited Away - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N.
Just Three Words by Tori Stone reviews
No one ever tells you just how drastically life-altering three little words can be. They never say how they can change you - for better or for worse. I had to learn the hard way.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,544 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Danny F., Sam M.
Espada Boot Camp by Satsuki312 reviews
Hundreds of years ago Sosuke Aizen created a secret plan to destroy the Soul Society, and a breed of half shinigami and half Hollow were going to do it for him. All he had to do was create and train them, but how? Well boot camp, of course! Rated T. Crack
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,507 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/2/2010 - S. Aizen, G. Ichimaru
One in the Same by lulucute reviews
Hisana has been found and returned to her husband, but he is not the man she remembers...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,033 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Hisana K., Byakuya K.
Dealing With Changes by yukicrewger2 reviews
During the three years he spent with Jiraya, Naruto's seal has broken and Naruto absorbed the fox. Now, as a Kitsune Hanyou, how will he deal with these changes, and how will his friends, and the one he loves, handle it? Oneshot for now.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 60 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Forever by Faye-The-BookWolf reviews
Haku/Chihiro - 'Chihiro felt her breath catch in her throat as she reached up, trailing her own trembling fingers along his cheeks, willing herself to hold back the tears.'
Spirited Away - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Lab Rat by SeasprayLuv reviews
When Doug Rattmann decided to work for Aperture Science, even he didn't realize just how bad things were going to get... or that his only hope would be a mute girl whose best defense is her amazing tenacity. A written version of Portal's "Lab Rat" comic.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,630 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - D. Rattmann - Complete
Switching Places DISCONTINUED AS OF JAN2016 by hitsukarinluvr reviews
Toshiro and Karin SWITCH BODIES, where does that leave them? And how do they break the spell? As dealing with everyday things gets harder and harder, there is one red-head boy who knows how to break the spell, but he isnt anywhere near telling them-yet.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,251 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Karin K., T. Hitsugaya
Bleach and the hunger games by Grimmjow1993 reviews
It's the a year since Katniss won the rebellion against the capitol.Now a new challange begins...
Crossover - Bleach & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,556 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Ichigo K., Katniss E.
Heart Of A Warrior by 13YinYang13 reviews
When a kittypet and his companions meet some wild forest cats they are drawn into a world of fighting, traitors, and divided loyalties as a prophecy comes to life. Main Pairing: IchigoxRukia. On Hiatus.
Crossover - Bleach & Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Ichigo K.
Almost a Nonexisting Day by Neko Hoshi Hime Okami reviews
The way I see Vegeta and Bulma's wedding. A little cold feet for the Saiyan Prince. VegetaxBulma
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
Truth or DareBleach Style by KeiraKat reviews
OK you may send me any truths or dares for ANY character in a review… I promise to answer all of them!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,461 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 5/18/2010
Grimmkitty by Users reviews
Grimmjow attempts to summon his Pantera but it all goes horribly wrong... Rated T just to be safe.
Crossover - Bleach & Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,731 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Grimmjow J., Firestar
Caught by Hanataba reviews
Yoruichi x Byakuya: Yoruichi challenges Byakuya to a game of tag while he is in his office. He accepts, but the outcome is unexpected!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Yoruichi S., Byakuya K. - Complete
Parallels by Scar-Faced Hundred reviews
A small boy stands alone, far from home, in the midnight corridors of the Fire Palace. The Fire Lord is hunched over a map in his fire-lit study. Something has got to give. Complete Zutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Longing by bentnotbroken1 reviews
Ichigo is glad to be back home with his friends. But when a new girl with dark secrets shows up in Karakura Town everything changes. His word is about to turn upside down. Full summary inside. Ichigo/OC Rated T-M for darker themes later.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 164,918 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.
He Talks of Duty by Shortyy4 reviews
They're being hurt because of her. They're dying because of her. Because of her weakness. She wants to end it so everyone will stop suffering, but he says she isnt allowed to die. Because of Aizen? So he says. Ulquihime
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,053 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
Shinigami and Vampires by MonkeysGoMoo reviews
Ichigo Rukia Kisuke and Yuroichi come to Forks to investigate "strange" murders in Seattle and end up going to the same school as the Cullens.
Crossover - Bleach & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,842 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 1/30/2010
noble servant by Luciana Riddle reviews
Rukia loves Renji and Byakuya is feeling a little lonely since Hisana died. soon a new servant comes to the manor. at first he is skeptical that she could handle them, but soon figured out otherwise rated M for lemon in later chapter Byaxoc
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,505 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Byakuya K.
Hating the Rain by DameM reviews
Byakuya finds Rukia lost in thought while it's raining one day. After sympathizing with her hatred for the rain, he offers a light to help clear away her sorrow.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Byakuya K., Rukia K. - Complete
Blood Moon by Debs dragon reviews
When Saiya-jins look at the moon they usually transform into their ape form, if they have a tail that is. But what happens when the moon is red, not its usual yellow / silver? Vegeta finds out.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,443 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
Shadow of the Day by Clopin K. Trouillefou reviews
Past collides with present as an influx in hollow activity bring Goku and the gang face to face with the Saiyans who gave rise to Earth's greatest heroes. But how will it go down and can Goku reconcile with his Saiyan heritage?
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,335 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Bardock
Dreams of White by paperbird reviews
**She ends up in the wrong one's arms, but it's all right. And then she wakes up ** Ulquihime **
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,067 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
Warrior's Daughter by WhitethornWolf reviews
Son Goku is a hero, pioneer of the age of the warrior and the avenger of his race. We already know of his sons; what if he had a daughter? An experiment that snowballed. [UNDER REVISION]
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 79 - Words: 144,056 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Goku, Gohan, Krillin, OC - Complete
The Hat by texaspeach reviews
Christmas is a magical time of year, even for the Saiyan prince.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Vegeta, Bulma - Complete
KamehameTensho! by ShadowSword524 reviews
Ichigo, Grimmjow, Goku, and Vegeta have all met togther... but why?
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,033 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Vegeta, Ichigo K. - Complete
death god? oO seriously? by crazyfreak1995 reviews
so this is the story of kurosaki ichigo going to forks for a year as part of a programme in his school. but it turns out hes in for far more than he expected! i do not own any of the characters - they are owned by stephenie meyer and tite kubo
Crossover - Bleach & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Ichigo K., Bella
Prison visits by Dalek Prime reviews
set after the movie. Belloc was not accustomed to being a prisoner, but at least he had Margret to keep him company.Belloc/Margret.
Firebreather - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Belloc R., Margaret R. - Complete
Bleach on Facebook by itsmidnighthere reviews
The randomness of the characters on Bleach if they had a facebook. NOTICE: I have the sequel up, if you didn't know before I am sorry about that. :
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 116 - Words: 13,166 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Complete
The Beauty and The Hollow by casualtyofwar reviews
It started as a one-shot IchixRuki lemon, but turned into a story. Inside Ichigo is a Hollow that lusts for Rukia and the blood that is her life. Can Ichigo hold back from loving and destroying the girl he's always wanted?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
How to annoy your Bad Kitty by AkatsukiZSama reviews
A Grimmjow x OC fanfiction based off of a youtube video... Full sumary inside. Oneshot. M for Grimmjow's mouth and Lemon.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
My Savior by bellamarie86 reviews
It's been 9 months since Edward has left Bella. Bella is now suffering abuse from the hands of Jacob. After Edward is back, can Bella heal? Rated M for Lemons and language. B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Edward, Bella
Rise of the Shinigami Human by Dark Ichigo Kurosaki reviews
I added my own twist! Kashira was once a little, peaceful girl. But ever since her parents were killed right infront of her, she was stained with vengance, hatred and guardianship. Now She protects Ichigo after promising his mother she would. But why?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,379 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Ichigo K.
Letting Go by Summer Leah reviews
Edward and Bella expand their physical boundaries. EPOV. Companion story to "Explorations." Fluff, rated for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,524 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Edward, Bella
A Little Revenge by DameM reviews
Follow up to "HMHL." The guys finally come up with an idea to get back at Yachiru for putting them in the last SWA newsletter. The plan just might work too, if Rukia and the other women don't get wind of it first.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,323 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Friendly Competition by SpiritVegeta reviews
Goku and Grimmjow have an eating competition! And you won't believe how it ends. Short story.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Goku, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Poems about Bleach by ultima-owner reviews
you send me ideas and I give you poems about Bleach
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010
DEVI8 by trixipixie reviews
Ichigo retreats to the recesses of his own mind and Rukia has to get him out. But how will Hichigo take to the third wheel.MATURE EXPLICIT LEMONS may be a ooc for some people.. reluctant sexual situations
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,051 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
A Story Untold by sparklycosmonaut reviews
Byakuya and Hisana's wonderful and tragic story. From there first encounter to their last, find out exactly what happened and why Byakuya is the way he is. Pleaaaase read and review!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,359 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Byakuya K., Hisana K.
The Diary of Rukia Kuchiki by SparklyColours reviews
Rukia writes in a diary. It's better than it sounds. Rated T just in case.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 25,851 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Rukia K. - Complete
Panther King, Shark Queen by LazyStargazer reviews
The Winter War is over. Grimmjow was spared by Ichigo, but the Soul Society sees him as a danger and locked him away. Meanwhile, an experiment by Urahara restores the two Espadas, Starrk and Harribel. GrimmjowxHarribel. Rated M for possible future lemons.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,146 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Grimmjow J., T. Harribel
A Sad Story by lulukunu reviews
New story following 'A Gilded Cell' please review and know i still own nothing.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
Dreams Don't Lie by KittyRiotLuvsYew053 reviews
Karin has strange dreams about a blue eyed white wolf What will Karin do when a White haired teal eyed boy comes to her school & she knows he & his friends are hiding something? HitsuKarin Rated T for language, violence, and character deaths R&R?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,934 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, Karin K.
Universal Switch! by Southern Shinigami reviews
Finally, Chapter 9 is up, and we are BACK! Naruto Uzumaki wakes up... in Karakura Town? In the body of... Ichigo Kurosaki? And if he's there, then that means... Uh-oh... What in the hell is going on? Interested yet? Read and Review, my good people!
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,374 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Naruto U., Ichigo K.
A Gilded Cell by lulukunu reviews
Story about Orihime and Ulquiorra. it's going to be slightly dark. FOLLOW UP STORY COMING!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,669 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Hollowfication by akeara4 reviews
During his fight with his inner hollow, Ichigo finds himself losing. As the hollow is about to finish him off, it strikes a deal with Ichigo. If Ichigo can survive for a month with the hollows expiriments, he can have conrol when theyre not fighting.R&R
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,039 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo
Of Fries and Napkins by KurosakiLove reviews
I like to eat burgers. Rukia likes to eat fries. We're different pieces of different puzzles, but we somehow fit. One-Shot/IchiRuki/Rated M-Lemon/Ichigo's POV/OOC
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
HICHIGO ROCK ZANGETSU'S POLE and other stories by pinkrose1122 reviews
a series of one-shots including Ichigo, Hichigo, Zangetsu and other Bleach charaters. An adventure of humor and fun. Read to find out all crazy adventures. Rated I for INSANATY!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,809 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K.
Blue Bear by MayhemM reviews
Short drabble about Grimmjow with his newborn daughter.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Grimmjow J.
Save Me From Your Pain by Ashy-Hikari reviews
Orihime is back home after being rescued from Hueco Mundo, but was left with an unbearible pain every time she thinks of a certain green eyes espada. Rating will go up in later chapters.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,334 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
Ichirin no Hana by ShatterTheHeavens reviews
School and life were two things that mattered to College student Jennifer Starr. All that changed with the appearance of one of her favorite characters from Bleach. Note: I do NOT own Bleach or any of its characters, only Jenny and her friends and family.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 83,113 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Love at First Slice by Dark Icy Warrioress reviews
What happens when captain Unohana gets tired of healing squad 11 members?Captain Unohana's Bankai gets revealed! Read and Find out what happens! O.o rated T for blood.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/25/2010 - R. Unohana, K. Zaraki - Complete
Making New Friends by Axel Harribel reviews
Just a little one-shot of mine! Rated T for some 'violence' yes violence! also maybe a little romance/cursing! enjoy
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,981 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - T. Harribel, G. Ichimaru
His Mother, His Lieutenant by DameM reviews
Captain Hitsugaya learns by accident that he's had parents all along in Soul Society. Now he must deal with the fact that his mother is the one person he could never have imagined she could be, his lieutenant! Companion/Sequel piece to "Her Son."
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,524 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Hollow Hole Tag by CrashCourse777 reviews
Ever wonder why so many Arrancars cover their hollow holes? On an average, boring day in Las Noches, Orihime convinces Ulquiorra to tell her the story behind the ill exposed Arrancars, and it's one none of the Espada will soon forget
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,029 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
When it Rains by queerindigo
Ichigo kisses his crush. IchigoxOC.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Pokemon: Truth or Dare by TheNameless-V2 reviews
I have trapped some of my pokemon here so you can force them to do whatever you want!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,240 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010
Your Logic Is Flawed by Winged Galaxy Dragon reviews
"Your path of reasoning makes no sense, woman." Ulquiorra pointed out blandly. "Perhaps not to you. Not yet anyways." Orihime quipped back, readjusting her hairpins. The 4th Espada made no reply, instead leaving the room as his thoughts churned. UlquxOri
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,466 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
If We Do The Unthinkable by AnimeGothGirl1919 reviews
A girl with some family problems runs away from her home to Karakura Town. She somehow gets herself mixed up with a certain substitute shinigami we all know and love. What thing will happen? IchigoXOC
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Ichigo K.
White Fire by AvaMcKenna reviews
"You can try, 'Your Highness', but I'm warning you, I only give my respect to those who earn it from me. And I don't break easy." Byakuya/OC!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,305 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Byakuya K. - Complete
Dos Espada by XOHitsuhina reviews
Inoue Orhime, who says shes weak? who says all she does is cry for Ichigo? Shes different now, shes become of the highest ranking espada and has surpassed her boy friend Ulquiorra. She has made new friends. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE.First ulquhime story.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,722 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
Property of the King by Againstnormal reviews
When Orihime returns from school, a mysterious visitor with a crippling reiatsu confronts her about her feelings towards Ichigo, and whether she can accept the man he has become. HichiHimeIchi.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,678 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Dark Ichigo, Orihime I. - Complete
A Second Chance by Warrior Hal reviews
Once the Fourth Espada dies, he'll find that he's got a second chance at life, reborn into some of the most unlikely circumstances, but at the same time discovering things he never knew of. Besides...how crazy can it get? Notsuchagoodsummary;just read it
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,143 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Ulquiorra
Life Changes in the Blink of an Eye by FallenAngelFox reviews
When Katelyn almost dies she wakes up to find she can see shinagami and hollows.She becomes friends with her orange haired neighbor and goes with him to save Rukia. Along the way they find out Katelyn isn't just some random human. RenjiXOC
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,297 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Renji A., Ichigo K.
As bright as A star by Chesh.Loves.Yhu reviews
This story is about a girl who meets Ichigo Kurosaki a soul reaper and becomes friends, But soon enough they start getting feeling's for eachother and fall in love. But the question is . . .who is going to tell who first?
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Ichigo K.
Orihime's Choice by Shinjiteru2010 reviews
I DO NOT OWN BLEACH OR THE CHARACTERS! Please be nice! Orihime and Ulquiorra are given a choice by Aizen. What will Orihime do? Continue believing in her friends, or turn away for a fate resting with the Espadas?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,643 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
Too Late by YoulookbetterwhenI'mdrunk reviews
At the battle at the end of the 15th season Ichimaru looks back. Gin POV
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/24/2010 - G. Ichimaru - Complete
Rukia's Mr Hyde by trixipixie reviews
Rukia will do whatever it takes to get back on Ichigo's good side when she hurts his feelings! LEMON BDSM LEMONS explicit. Dirty. SM. Smexy. Lemons. Not for the faint of heart...better yet just don't read it.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,306 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
The Curve That Sets Everything Straight by yellowbricks reviews
"Orihime's guide to smiling: 1. Put two fingers at either corner of your mouth. 2. Pull both fingers up. 3. Repeat until smile looks natural." ... The woman has a lot of nerve.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,191 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Her Son by DameM reviews
Matsumoto gives Ichimaru a choice. Either she kills him, or their son does.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/11/2010 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
The Text of Fate by draconichero21 reviews
When Ichigo receieves a text message from Orihime to meet her at her place to talk to him he receives a little more from Orihime than he expected. Ichihime. Lemon. Made into a three-shot by fan request. Rated M for a VERY good reason.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,062 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Orihime I., Ichigo K. - Complete
Dyeing Monochrome by JinxJen reviews
A series of oneshots and drabbles about UlquiHime. Come and look how Orihime's color could be able to dye Ulquiorra's monochrome world into a rainbow world.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,253 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
Crunch Montage by Levan reviews
Because a thousand, bloodthirsty hollows could never annoy Ichigo. But a box of cereal can, and Rukia just happened to find out.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Difficult Sacrifice? by kitjos reviews
ONE SHOT... He 's lost someone important, he's destoyed and unable to move on with life. Can she help him?
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Ichigo K., Orihime I. - Complete
Black Hime by ELLIE 31773 reviews
It’s the Arrancar arc .Orihime turn in a bad and powerfull arrancer. Which side she would take. Her friend side or her new family that she hold dear in her heart UlquiorraXOrihime
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,552 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
lost without you rewritten by randomfan17 reviews
What happens to Ulquiorra after the war ends. I rewrote it, new version better
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Beautiful Disaster by Whispering Mink reviews
The last thoughts and actions from a dying man – intercepted by the loving hands of an Ulquihime supporter.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Breaking the Rules by Dr. Dread reviews
This was oh, so wrong but it felt so right. She didn't want to let him go but it could never truly be. Yet, couldn't she hope for it to be as such?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,125 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Oblivious by Merisela reviews
Ichigo became Rukia's Kaien, just for the sake that she wont get hurt finding out he wasn't even there...Three Part One-Shot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,461 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Eternal Night by Crimson Cupcake reviews
When Ichigo sinks after a depression after failing to save Orihime, his inner world is gripped with utter darkness. Its up to his Zanpakuto spirits and optimistic hollow to encourage his soul to reach for the sky once more. No pairings! Slight spoilers
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Zangetsu, Dark Ichigo - Complete
In Her Hands by wayward-river reviews
He loved the feel of her hands in his hair. BYakuya/Hisana.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Byakuya K., Hisana K.
Switching Sides by Reianshitsu reviews
NOTHING BELONGS TO ME! cept maybe the idea of the paring? PLEASE someone tell me I'm not alone! - Ulquiorra has questions. He's not the only one... will he find his answer?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Ulquiorra, Suì-Fēng - Complete
Escaping Normal by Winged Galaxy Dragon reviews
Running a finger along the flat of Murciélago, a slice of his own reflection stared back. It was too late for Ulquiorra to decide he didn't want to change, for it had already happened- he had emotion. Yet, perhaps emotions could be for the better. UlqxOri
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,815 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Fade to Black: I'm Still Here! by EllaBella1102 reviews
The spring following the Winter War, Ichigo comes across an all too familiar red ribbon. "Don't worry, Ichigo. I'll help you remember, I promise!" the voice said as Ichigo plummeted farther downward towards the courtyard. T for Safety.R&R.Moviefic.Book I.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,431 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Ichigo K., Senna - Complete
Whatever Happened To A Normal School Year? by LadyDraxx reviews
What would happen if some of the Bleach Gang fall through the ceiling of the Great Hall during a meal? I'm betting nothing good... Please Read and Review! Thanks!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,887 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Draco M., Yuzu K.
The lonely Moon by TheMiniMuffinQueen reviews
Orihime is constantly harassed in her prison, Hueco Mundo and Ulquiorra finds it in his duty to do something about it. *After reading this if you can think of a better Title, please comment. I don't like this one too much. :D*
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,873 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
The Dare by Consulting Centurion reviews
Bella and the Cullens play truth or dare
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
History Repeats Itself by Oxymoron 2011 reviews
Sequel to "Past" Naomi and Ichigo have been dating and all seems to be going well but when Naomi's powers stop working will everything really be okay and what does Aizen have to do with this? IchigoxOC
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Ichigo K.
Duchess Berries by trixipixie reviews
A sweet and naughty tale of Ichigo and Rukia's impromptu first date. EXPLICIT LEMONS very explicit smutty lemons
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,134 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 57 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Fleeting Glimpses by KnowledgeandImagination reviews
What if Hisana was reincarnated? What if she remembered everything? What if she had been there during Rukia's execution, and the war? What were her thoughts? What happens when she reveals herself? What had become of the love she shared with Byakuya?
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,386 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Hisana K., Byakuya K. - Complete
Heat of Summer by trixipixie reviews
A story rated M for LEMON Explicit  LEMON-Ichigo and Rukia are up to their ears in Hollows as Karakura is in the middle of a heat wave. Tempers among other things,run high. Lemons
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,641 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Familiar Faces by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Two years after Ichigo vanished without a trace, Rukia brings home an eight-year-old boy claiming she found him. Now the question is, how do they deal with him when he can't remember anything about his previous life? Daricio's Familiar Faces cont. Hiatus
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,278 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo
What I cant give him by RenJean reviews
Rukia returns to the world of the living for one last visit before she can agree to marry Renji. But it seems Ichigo no longer has room for her in his life. IchigoxOC sorry ive been having some problems with the uploading.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
The Girl in the Ragged Kimono by ncfan reviews
Byakuya realizes that Hisana left a piece of herself behind in Rukongai. Byakuya x Hisana.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Byakuya K., Hisana K. - Complete
Hindsight by Crystal Dawn reviews
Ichigo's hollow pays Orihime a personal visit - but does he just want to talk, or does he just want *her*? Lemon!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,394 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 55 - Published: 5/25/2010 - [Dark Ichigo, Orihime I.] - Complete
10 by Merisela reviews
Ten steps on how Ichigo and Rukia came to be and how love doesn't always come as expected...One-shot
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Virus by kooksthekook reviews
Orihime gets a laptop from Tatsuki and teaches Ulquiorra about its use and the importance of an antivirus system. It's sort of AU. Crack-ish Fluff. One shot.Rated T for Grimmjow's swearing.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Caged by kooksthekook reviews
The truth was, Ulquiorra felt more caged than Orihime ever was. And she knew it. Ulquihime.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
To Give and Receive by animewarrior519 reviews
Karin's feeling low and missing her brother, who's off fighting. When Toushirou sees Karin so saddened, he feels he must do something to bring a smile back to her face. One-shot. Hitsukarin ofcourse. R&R.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Karin K., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Sorrow of the Falling Sun by ObsidianJoker reviews
He was gone. That phrase kept playing in Orihime's mind over and over. The green eyes that she had grown to love would never look at her again. Ashes slipped through her fingers as Ulquiorra disappeared. Ulquihime
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,869 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Smooth, Mr Romantic by xXxMakikoxRyuuxXx
This is a sweet one shot, no bad words or sexual contexts. I do not own Bleach characters or manga/anime, I do own the OC and plot. IchigoxOC
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,421 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Ichigo K. - Complete
That Which Marks Us by Pardon the Insanity reviews
It was an infinite moment before Ulquiorra realized that he was there, complete, that the flame that surrounded him now was just a glowing light pressed against his closed eyelids. Post chapter 354
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
A Hollow's Daily Routine by ZeromusTrueSelf reviews
One Minute He's Demanding to Be King, The Next, He's Questioning the Kings Sexuality, What's a typical saturday like with Ichigo and his hollow? NOT YOAI NOT ICHIHICI, Implied Ichiruki, Implied RenjiMatsumoto
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
King by PolarPanther reviews
Oneshot. Being hit with the Avada Kedavra when holding the Deathly Hallows led to some odd revelations. The consequences? Soul Society's empty throne just got filled.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,974 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 428 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Stained Scarlet by Meulin's Disciple reviews
My world once consisted of nothing but pure white. Then I met him and he bloodied the snow... But I was okay with that. Oneshot. Sode no Shirayuki/Hichigo, slight IchiRuki. M for sexual content, no lemon though. Please read and review.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sode no Shirayuki, Dark Ichigo - Complete
Inexperienced Strawberry by FantasiiBubbles reviews
An IchigoxOC one-shot for DarkFlame Alchemist. We all know a certain strawberry head is inexperienced with the female population ;
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Character Faceoff: Vegeta vs Edward by jiita reviews
a character face-off bet. Vegeta and Edward Cullen. Just a little curious one...
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,764 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Vegeta, Edward
Love Colloid by BlumberBerry reviews
Everything Ulquiorra has ever wanted to do. To just admit his true love for her. To kiss her. Hug her. To be there for her. Now he has to make a choice, to tell her the truth or save her life. Ulquiorra x Orihime.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,359 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
Fanfiction Can Be Helpful by LoveTwilight15 reviews
What happens when one sunny day in Forks, Bella decides to read a fanfic about her honeymoon with Edward? One Shot. BxE. Lemons inside! Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Bella, Edward
Spring Fever by trixipixie reviews
Lazy High School days and no hollows give Rukia too much time to reminisce about the past and fears of the future. Rated M for explicit LEMON and some language RukiaxIchigo
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Under the Moon by Yogurt.Moo123 reviews
What happens when a couple gets in a fight? When Byakuya and Hisana get in a fight more things happen then he has to sleep on the couch.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Byakuya K., Hisana K. - Complete
Valentine's Day by mayflyDecember
A short drabble containing Ichigo and Miu. Companion to HeroHeroine. IchigoxOC
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Isle Esme by Totteacher reviews
Edwards point of view of the honeymoon and Bella's pregnancy. Contains lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 117,258 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Complete
Bubblegum by XxStrawberry PrincessxX reviews
Ichigo has to teach Rukia the ways of the real world, but fails to teach her about one important thing. Lemon - Ichigo x Rukia Complete for now, possibility of one more HOT chapter 'let me know in your reviews if you want it' Enjoy.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,375 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Peppermint Lollipop by Crystal Dawn reviews
Orihime has worked out a special lunchtime code for her and Ichigo. In this case, a lollipop can only mean one thing... Lemon!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/31/2010 - [Ichigo K., Orihime I.] - Complete
He's Too Shy, But She's Not by XxStrawberry PrincessxX reviews
Hisagi gets a special present from Matsumoto on his birthday. Contains a lemon. Definitely Hisagi x Matsumoto with slight Ichigo x Rukia
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,350 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Shuuhei H., R. Matsumoto - Complete
Passion Party by StupidLeeches reviews
Bella has an evening of 'fun' with Alice, Esme and Rosalie. It results in a little lesson on how to please Edward. Set shortly before Edward and Bella's wedding. One-shot. Not strictly canon. Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,392 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
His Room by TwiMeHarder reviews
Edward shows Bella his room for the first time. She knows what she wants, but will Edward give in? If he does, will Bella survive the encounter? **rated M for Lemon**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward and Bella: Love and Lust by avioleta reviews
A mature spin on Twilight. Edward must work to keep Bella safe in his world while they both deal with the everyday drama of high school life. This is the Twilight you wanted to read. E/B, HET, Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 127,238 - Reviews: 1828 - Favs: 2,015 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cucumber Salad by Crystal Dawn reviews
A chance encounter with Rangiku sends Ichigo to Orihime's place for dinner, where cucumbers are mysteriously on the menu. But is that all there is to eat, or is there more? *lemon!*
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,303 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/19/2009 - [Ichigo K., Orihime I.] - Complete
It's Your Problem by The Songwriter's Ghost reviews
Ichiruki fic. Rukia has a nightmare one night. What will happen between her and Ichigo in her fragile state of mind. No, there are no lemons, you pervert. If you read, please review.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
For Without You, I Would Be Nothing by Saritadreaming reviews
Edward's POV starting when he leaves Bella during New Moon. Deviates from Stephenie's story once Bella gets to Italy to save Edward. This is what I think should have happened. Vampire/Human Edward/Bella/Alice/Volturi INDIE TWIFIC NOMINEE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,349 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 102 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Edward, Bella
Linger by Skanky Frankie reviews
PWP. Bella and Edward, gettin it on... Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,987 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bedding Bella by CatastrophicRiceBubbles reviews
Emmett and Jasper give Edward the sex talk. Lemons soon to come.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,058 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Edward, Bella
Don't Look Back by cary.is reviews
Hesitation. Shyness. A short one with Ichigo. IchigoxOC
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Christmas Eve with Ichigo by XxStrawberry PrincessxX reviews
Rukia spends her first Christmas in the real world with Ichigo and his family, and Ichigo's true feelings for her start to show. One - Shot, Rated M for Lemon - My first fanfic, so that also means my first lemon, so be harsh!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,453 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Not so Hollow by Mistrunner reviews
a wounded Ichigo goes to Inoue for some healing, but is it realy him? and is healing the only thing he wants from her? InoueOrihimexDarkIchigo - Lemons - Ch 10 up
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,060 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Dark Ichigo, Orihime I.
Criminal Act by bellalalala reviews
Edward and Bella are away on a hunting trip...leaving a fully matured Renesmee and Jacob alone. Beware kids, there are lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Smile by Corinthus reviews
Ichigo frowns, scowls, grimace all the the time. He smirks, grins, and laugh, occasionally. This is when he smiles. straight up Lemon and maybe like a smidgen of fluff
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Midnight Snack by abovethebannerofheaven reviews
What happens when Edward catches Bella changing into her pajamas? Vampire Edward, Human Bella. Rated M, lemon. Please Reviw!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hotel Encounter by Scar-Faced Hundred reviews
Just a little story about what would happen if the Maximum Ride characters met the Twilight characters. Set after Breaking Dawn and STWAOES
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,573 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Complete
I love you by TheMiniMuffinQueen reviews
Orihime walked down he halls of Hueco Mundo. She was never allowed out of that room alone before and she knew the consequences of leavning, but she needed to get out of that room. She had lost her way along time ago, and was starting to panic... UlquiHime WILL NOT COMPLETE
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,225 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Truth or Dare Cullen Style by jldarling83 reviews
Truth or Dare Cullen Style
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,867 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Spenting Eternty in you arms by TheSilverWolfisBack reviews
Bella and Edward decide to try *Lemons*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Payback by pixdog reviews
Edward teases Bella and now it is time for payback. Twoshot Lemon. Read and Review.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,436 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Allies or Enemies? by Azrith reviews
Harry meets Ichigo Kurosaki by chance, or was it fate? Join this adventure as the Soul Reapers and Soul Society clash with the Wizarding world. Will they cooperate together to defeat Voldemort? or turn a blind eye. Pairings:Harry/Ginny Ron/Hermione.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,186 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Harry P., Ichigo K.
They Arn't Are They by You Love Gossip Girl XOXO reviews
Bella and Edward have some fun with Emmett. lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Dare by SneezesthatPleases reviews
The family makes the mistake of playing Truth or Dare.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/30/2009
Hunting Rendezvous by blueeyedlamb reviews
A routine hunting trip for Edward and Bella turns into something more. Post BD. Lemons! One-shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Neliel Tu Kurosaki? by Platinumsabr reviews
A "What If?" story that deviates from the normal storyline of Bleach, but not by much. What if Ichigo had chosen a different future? WARNING: Contains Lemon!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,711 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 104 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Ichigo K., Neliel T. O./Nel - Complete
Forever Seventeen by RitaRitaMargarita reviews
It's Edward's birthday. Bella plans a little surprise for him. All vampires, AU. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,609 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Complete
Home Sweet Home by KousukeAsazuki reviews
Ichigo is back home from another adventure in Soul Society, but his rest is quickly interrupted by a challenge of another kind. \\Request fic-- Shinigami Strawberry; IchigoOC, het, lemon//
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,866 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Setting Sun, Rising Moon by BritishSarcasm reviews
HitsuKarin; Hitsugaya is in a bind so he calls upon Karin to help him, but this seems to cause more problems then he could ever have thought of. Plenty of laws broken and many ambiguities. M for swearing and Chp4
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,663 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, Karin K. - Complete
HichigoXOC oneshot by mydream reviews
OH my lordy D: I actually added a second chapter DDDD: It's the end of the world!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Dark Ichigo
L I F T I N G T O G E T H E R by C U P C A K E - M O N S T E R reviews
After Los Noches, Orihime has found herself wanting to become closer and closer with Ichigo. Will a downfall of rain bring them closer together? Or will it bring something more steamy at Orihime's house? Future chapters holding LEMON
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,608 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Ichigo K., Orihime I.
KARIN NO HENTAI! by LadyLady1994 reviews
hehe... Histu pervage! Just kidding! What happens when Karin decides to spy on hitsugaya!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/31/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, Karin K. - Complete
This Private Moment by Struck Upon a Star reviews
One-shot. Alice's POV. The story of the first four times she and Jasper make love. Citrusy, but no lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
TRUTH OR DARE WITH THE CULLEN FAMILY by Annanna20 reviews
Bella and the cullens play truth or dare
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 11/28/2008
Frustration by Molly333 reviews
Bella is frustrated with Edward's constant boundaries. Is there any way for them to compromise so Bella can have her release? *Lemon*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Passion Before the Fall by kenziecullen S2 reviews
**BREAKING DAWN SPOILERS** The Voltri where on their way in a matter of days, both Bella and Edward fear that the end is near – this brings them closer than they have ever been before… LEMONS. romance and desire, the sex life of bella and edward cullen
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Edward, Bella
Wild Bella by lynzeee reviews
Edward changes Bella on the island, she isnt super controlled.. see what happens.. reviews please! lemons! LEMONS LEMONS! BTW ALL THE characters are Stephenie Meyer's! not mine i may add some of my own later though!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Bella
Beating you by Goku's Daughter reviews
Ichigo won last time. Now it’s time for payback. A continuation of Winning You. Rukia just wanted her revenge. ICHIRUKI LEMON
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,071 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Pervert and Coward by sakura-no-yuki reviews
Will Ichigo be a man and just DO IT! Prude one. IchigoxOC Ayumi Lemon
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Sex & Candy by Katie Holla Queen reviews
Bella waits for Edward and the boys to come home after a hunt, she gets hungry, and a lemon. BxE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Reunion: Reassurance by Fathom-x reviews
Ichigo's reunion w/ Rukia. There's only one way Ichigo can reassure himself that Rukia is unharmed and alive. Set after Orhime is saved from Ulquiora, and everyone at Hueco Mundo is waiting to go back home. Spoilers up to to Manga 321. IchigoxRukia Lemons
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,562 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Are You Afraid? by sirius31 reviews
Edward and Bella are home alone. It's only a matter of time before someone breaks the rules. *Lemon* Please review.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tomb of Endearment by Fathom-x reviews
Ichigo's POV. The trials & tribulations of Ichigo & Rukia's love story from beginning to end. A new chapter of life begins, and the chance to let bygones be bygones with a fresh start between the 3 most important men in Rukia's life. IchixRuki Drama/Lemon
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,158 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Something Different by Haley Cullen reviews
BELLA POV: Edward and Bella are at home after Eclipse, and Bella is willing to have a little quality time with her favorite vampire. Something I wrote before Breaking Dawn came out. Warning: Lemons, Lemons, Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Complete
Mad at Me by cherrycoloredlilies reviews
Edward pissed Bella off. What will happen? Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Shh! It's A Secret by asdfghjklpoiuytrewqzxcvbnm reviews
Okay well it's a IchigoxOC one shot. Haa that summary sucked.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Life After Marriage by bitten-sln reviews
Just a day in the life of Bella and Edward while out shopping with Alice. LEMON. BxE forever!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Complete
Rainy Day by Spicenee reviews
One week after saving Orihime from Hueco Mundo, Ichigo gets caught with Orihime in the rain. IchiHime pairing. Lemony Goodness. *Nominated for best IchiHime lemon*
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,531 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Ichigo K., Orihime I. - Complete
The Hill by fansreader reviews
Ichigo and Rukia. Lemon.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
He is the lamb by xesty reviews
Bella tries to seduce Edward but he turns it around on her. All LEMON. ONE-SHOT. Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Easily Seduced by Ray. 420 reviews
Bella is sick of not having a physical relationship with Edward. When the beast inside of her gets unleashed, things get HOT! lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Home Alone? Hmm by AymberPoet reviews
Edward and Bella are home alone, need I say more? Written to fulfil a request for lemony lemons, so enjoy! Two-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,515 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just Another Valetines Day by Ribbit-Rabbit reviews
Karin is feeling as detachted as ever this Valetines day, but then that stupid white-haired taicho has to show up... LEMON-Y LIME! HAPPY VALETINES DAY!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,226 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/15/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, Karin K. - Complete
One not so special rainy day by sakura-no-yuki reviews
A shinigami who stays permanently in the real world at Urahara's shop who has taken an interest in human lifestyle... and bikinis. What happens when Kisuke returns home drenched by the rain? Urahara x OC Lemonnnny one shot
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/18/2008 - K. Urahara - Complete
My Turn: IchiRuki Future Fic by Vbaby22 reviews
LEMON! AND FLUFFY! Just a day in the rain with a married Ichigo and Rukia while they are on vacation. What could possible happen to brighten their day? READ IT! ITS GREAT!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,345 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/10/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Don't Tease Me just Please me! by BabyKitsuneStar reviews
Lemon OneShot Starring Ichigo & Yoruichi. Yoruichi Sneaks into Ichigo's Room to wake him up in her very own seductive way, but Ichigo has had enough of her teasing. He wants her to be his first! Sorry I suck at Summaries! IchigoXYoruichi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Yoruichi S., Ichigo K. - Complete
Where The Heart Is by MetalChickCrisis2040 reviews
Yoruichi confronts Ichigo, asking why he always pushes her away. Her little joke, however, ends unexpected as Ichigo finally gives in to her seductive ways. Rated M for lemon. Don't read if you aren't a fan of lemon stories. This one is pretty graphic.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 70 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Ichigo K., Yoruichi S. - Complete
Kakashi's Lemony Christmas by sakura-no-yuki reviews
Sort of sequel to Friends? fanfic written for Xmas! Enjoy the lemon! Kakashi x OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,146 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
One Lonely Saturday by Caike reviews
After rescuing Orihime from Hueco Mundo and defeating Aizen, Ichigo has feelings, needs inside him that he cannot satisfy without the help of a certain woman... ICHIHIME, lemon.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,511 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Orihime I., Ichigo K. - Complete
Anuptaphobia by ThatHouseGirl reviews
One shot, mature lemon of Edward and Bellas 'first time'. Simple yet tasteful..Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Complete
Misuse of techniques by sakura-no-yuki reviews
Yui had been skiving uni lectures, she used her clones to replace herself and went out clubbing or drinking to distract herself. Why? Kakashi x Oc [LEMON] huge sex scene! review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,370 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
night of passion by Okibimaru reviews
Tatsuki decides she loves Ichigo and will do anything to get her man! warning lemon, not for young children 18
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Ichigo K., Tatsuki A. - Complete
Sweet Kiss by sakura-no-yuki reviews
She's sad... how will Kakashi cheer her up? KakashixOC
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Who Are You? by annil8ter reviews
What happens when Ichigo ask his inner hollow what its' name is? What happens when Kon gets a Gigai? IchixRuki HollowIchiXRuki KonXYuzu?
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,688 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo
Inner World by KitsueMage reviews
Hollow IchigoXOC Rena has always liked visiting 'inner worlds' what can possably be differet about this one. Hm maybe it's the hollow, or the strange feelings she had developed for him...
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Dark Ichigo - Complete
Midnight Feelies by Crumbled reviews
LEMON: After a night out Ichigo gets alittle caried away. Ichigo X Rukia
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,922 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Swallowed by Dinah-Dagger reviews
Oneshot. Ichigo's Hollow gains control, but meets his match when rukia releases her own hollow against him. Lemon, rated for sexual content. Inspired by the song Swallowed by Bush.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Romacing the Shadows by Shalan the Magnificent reviews
For whatever Ichigo wanted… whatever Ichigo loved… whatever Ichigo had… Hichigo wanted… and that included Rukia Kuchiki...He wanted her more than anything else imaginable. He had to have her. Because she was what Ichigo wanted... IchiRuki Lemon Oneshot
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Chimi Chimi Moryo by Melis Ishida reviews
LEMON! Ages 18 and over! Ichigo's family goes out to a movie, but what happens when Ichigo sees Rukia changing in her closet? A night the two will surely remember forever! R&R please!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,381 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
In the Rain by RayneJade reviews
There's one thing Rukia wants more than to be Chappy Bunny's best friend and Ichigo can help her get it...IchiRuki ONE SHOT. NO LEMONS!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
A Day at the Beach by FoxTail17 reviews
A hot day at the beach can turn into something more. OneShot First lemon! IchiRuki Hints of: RenOri
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
The Perfect Weapon by Psycho-dono reviews
Crackfic! Ichigo realizes something about his other halves. Rated for language. Title very misleading.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo - Complete
Forgiveness by ricecooker2000 reviews
A Hollow that got out of hand. Dark and smutty. Almost a lemon. Ichigo x Rukia [Oneshot]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Dark Ichigo, Rukia K. - Complete
More to a Hero by angelofsuspense reviews
After helping an elderly woman, Danny Phantom discovers there's more to being a hero than what most people ever expected. Oneshot.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Complete
Encyclopedia Ninja by drunkdragon reviews
What if the Kyuubi, when Naruto learned to tap into its chakra, gave him more than just that? What power lies in its gifts? NaruHina, KakaKure, maybe more. AU. Possible OOC. Originally called Kyuubi Personalities. lemons. complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 118,979 - Reviews: 1785 - Favs: 2,833 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 10/17/2005 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Cherry Blosssom Party by mistyamethyst1312 reviews
This story takes place after the Buu saga. The Z gang is at a spring party at Bulma's. This story contains vivid lemon. Please read and see if you like it. It is now completed. And read the warning it is M for a reason.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2005 - Vegeta, Bulma - Complete
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Saphine's Adventures in Kanto reviews
What if Ash had another rival? A girl who'd grown up beside him and had the same dream that he did. Follow Saphines adventures as she travels through the Kanto Region. Will she follow in the steps of her big sisters, or will she carve a path all her own.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,577 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi, Brock/Takeshi, OC
The Hollows Mask reviews
What if Ichigo wasn't the only human/soul reaper/hollow/quincy hybrid out there? What if there were others just like him? Teens with powers like him. What if he met a hybrid girl who also wielded Zangetsu, who was from the other side of the world? Pairings: IchigoXOC, plus more to come. Currently being rewritten and edited.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 350,866 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/22/2014 - Published: 4/24/2010 - [Ichigo K., OC] Dark Ichigo
Bleach Oc Insanity Crew Truth or Dare reviews
Yes This is my revised version of my truth or dare story. I hope you like it because it will be insane! Rated M just to be safe. XD
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K.
Korey Syler's Revenge reviews
This is not my story. It belongs to my friend Ashley. Let me tell you though, it is awesome! This has action, romance, and some swearing on the side. Yankee bashing too if you're southern like me. Enjoy! XD *Notice: This story has been abandoned*
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,941 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Complete
Truth or Dare:Bleach Style reviews
Crazy, destruction, and randomness. I present to you all my second fanfiction. The Bleach cast have to play a hilarious game of truth or dare. Chapter 7 is up! Please review.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,545 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo - Complete