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I LOVE BEING A BETA FOR turtle penguin! AMAZING STORY PLEASE READ IT!!

Grace* :D

I live in England with my parents and older brother.

I used to live in italy with my family but i have moved back.

I am a CRAZY twilight fan as we all are! Eclipse was AMAZING

I am between 13-17 years old. I love to write and read and watch twilight.

My favorite films are: TWILIGHT, NEW MOON,Eclipse, HAPPY GILMORE, ZOOLANDER and DODGEBALL

My favorite books are: TWILIGHT SAGA, ALL THE TWILIGHT FAN FICTIONS, FAN FICTIONS, THE SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS.

My favorite Tv programs are: JUNIOR APPRENTICE, OUTNUMBERED, BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT, X FACTOR.

I haven't written any stories yet although i am writing a sequel to Breaking Dawn; I have written 58 pages so far.

I love reviewing fan fictions!

My name is Grace

Grace x :D

A normal guy would say: “I love you Baby!”
Edward Cullen would say: “You are my life now.”

Normal Guy would say: “I think I am falling for you.”
Edward Cullen would say: “The Lion fell in Love with the Lamb”

Normal Guy would say: “You hair looks like a haystack; go brush it!”
Edward Cullen would say: “Your hair looks like a haystack but I like it.”

A normal guy would pick a random song from a random artist and dedicate it to you.
Edward Cullen would sing you a song he wrote for you while playing the piano.

If you die, a normal guy would find another.
If you die, Edward would kill himself cause life without you isn’t worth living.

As you leave the house, a normal guy would say: “Bye, see ya!”
As you leave the house Edward Cullen would say: “Come back to me, love.”

As you come back to the house, a normal guy would be watching TV and wouldn’t even notice.
As you come back to the house, Edward Cullen would be welcoming you by playing the piano with a song just for you.

A normal guy would wait for you to make him breakfast.
Edward Cullen would make you breakfast everyday.

While you are both out for dinner, a normal guy wouldn’t keep his eyes off the sexy waitress.
Edward Cullen wouldn’t even notice the waitress was a female.

A normal guy, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and one hand on the radio.
Edward Cullen, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and the other attached to yours.

While far apart in different places, a normal guy would say: “I miss you.”
While far apart in different places, Edward Cullen would say: “It’s like you’ve taken half myself with you”

A normal guy wouldn’t care or notice if you had nightmares.
Edward Cullen would sing until your nightmares went away.
“Do you want me to sing to you? I’ll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away.”

A normal guy buys you flowers and chocolates.
Edward Cullen buys you a car.

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I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down,

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town,
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course,
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse,
I promise to remember Carlisle
When I am in the emergency room,
And I promise to remember Emmett
When there's a huge boom,
I promise to to remember Rosalie
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty,
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall picking out clothes,
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that bronze hair,
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care,
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled,
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes, I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know

11 Commandments of a Teenager

1. Thou shalt not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(Why wait?)

2. Thou shalt not do drugs. (Alcohol lasts longer)

3. Thou shalt not steal from Sainsburys. (Corner shops have less security)

4. Thou shalt not get arrested for vandalism. (Destruction has a bigger effect)

5. Thou shalt not steal from thy parents. (Every one knows grandma has more money)

6. Thou shalt not get into fights. (Just start them)

7. Thou shalt not skip class. (Just take the whole day off)

8. Thou shalt not strip in class. (Hooters pays more)

9. Thou shalt not think about having sex. (As Nike says - Just Do It)

10. Thou shalt not help old ladies cross the street. (Just leave them in the middle!)

11.Thou shalt not talk back. (Shout instead, it has a better effect.)

RANDOM QUIZ!
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? My chest.. my brother when i wa younger
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Posters and calendar of Twilight cast and movie and all the other films
3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? Grind my teeth and sometimes talk in my sleep neither often
4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN To? Pop and Indie
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 4:22p.m.
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? i'm fine
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? My Dad
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? Twilight Anything
9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? last time I checked 5"7'
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? I am like Agoraphobic where i don't like being in Open spaces with Big groups of people
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? No but go through times where i do
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? My brother)
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? Fruity Stuff
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Brown hair Green eyes but don't mind
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? Dunno
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Energy Drink RED BULL
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Mushrooms
18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Chocolate cake
22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Yes
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? Yes, it's cool. people think i'm special
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? H & M
26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? NO
27. WHAT KIND IS IT?
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Probably
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? In a special way
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 99
31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES? Blondes
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? My best friends
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? My Brother
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE Uk Yeah i lived in Italy for 4 years and holidays

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Food
36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Lloyd Daniels from x-factor 2009 lol
37. FIRST JOB? Only 13
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Yes. Thanks to my EX friend i got in trouble with the police barely tho
40. What WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Reading Fan-fictions
41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? No
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? Personality
43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? Yes! I have them right now they are blue and purple
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? 4 to 6
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? No
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Sometimes
49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Cheap crap my mum buys
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? No it's only good at the start of a book
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Dunno
52. ANY BAD HABITS? Peel my nails during films
53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? None
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? I think so
56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Hardly mainly personality
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Swear
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? My Grandma's house is my home at the moment
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? Dolls
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? 50
62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? Yeah thought he was a lovely colour
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Yes, love it its amazing
64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Macaroni cheese
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Funny, Fun- Loving and Sweet
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Gracie, Gracie poo
67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? The Bravery
68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? X-factor
69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? I haven't finished school yet
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Passion fruit

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Thank god, yes
72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Went swimming and did 52 lengths 2 days ago
74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? 100 mph
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Yes

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Tropical squash

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My Friend OLIVIA about Fanfiction, Puppy's and twilight

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? Their hair and eyes
82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? May cause it's mild weather and nice flowers
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Blonde with streaks of lighter and darker
86. EYE COLOR? Blue as do all my family
89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? Subway
90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? Yeah
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? X- Factor
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? My birthday
95. KISSES OR HUGS? Both
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? a Bag for me
98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? I dont have one
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Amazing fan-fictions and Beautiful Creatures
100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: I don't have one at the moment

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Number your 12 favorite Twilight characters, in no particular
order
, and answer the questions below the cut! No peeking.

1. Emmett Cullen

2. Edward Cullen

3. Jacob Black

4.Seth Clearwater

5. Alice Cullen

6. Embry Call

7. Renesmee

8. Riley

9. Jasper

10. Rosalie Cullen

11. Alec

12. Esme Cullen

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Embry/Esme.. Yea but they weren't the main characters cause that would be weird

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Yes. How much. Smoking

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Esme/Riley... Impossible but would be funny

4. Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Jasper Yea he's a main character

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Edward/ Embry... No but again would be funny

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Alice/Jasper or Alice/Rosalie... although Jasper and Alice are a couple , i bet Rosalie and Alice have fun together

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve in an awkward situation?
She'd be like "Daddy u cheat on mommy" and runs off hahaha

8. Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.
Jacob burns Rosalie's clothes and her bed so she has to control herself.

9. Is there such a thing as One/Eight fluff?
No defo not

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Always Too young

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One?
Seth/Emmett... Emmett dresses up like a woman and goes to seth and seth discovers he's gay

12. Do you read Three slash?
NO

13. Do you write or draw Eleven?
NO

14. Would you write Two/Four/Five?
Yea i think it would be cool

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Rosalie ... when she's with 'busy' emmett

16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Riley.. I like the one on the soundtrack

17. What might be a good pick-up/ flirt line for Ten to use on Two?
Rosalie/Edward I like a man who knows all about me

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NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
TWILIGHT FANS: would rather rely on Alice for future predictions

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
TWILIGHT FANS: say OH MY EDWARD!!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
TWILIGHT FANS: know that Jasper already can sense their feelings without saying a word

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
TWILIGHT FANS: say shut up or i'll send the Volturi after you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that vampires are all like Dracula
TWILIGHT FANS: know A LOT better and absolutely love the Cullen vampires

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
TWILIGHT FANS: know that the Cullens might be playing baseball somewhere

NORMAL PEOPLE: Ask for a blanket when their cold
TWILIGHT FANS: Ask for a spaceheater ;)

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
TWILIGHT FANS: would go directly to FORKS WASHINGTON

NORMAL PEOPLE: dont have this on there profile
TWILIGHT FANS: MUST have this on there profile!

Which book in the series is your favorite?

Breaking dawn (I

How long did it take you to read the books?

Well with Twilight 5 days as i wasn't sure about it at first so couldn't be bothered to read it, New moon 4 days i was begining my obsession. Eclipse 3 days (a weekend and a monday) and breaking dawn 3 homewok fulled school days!!!

Who introduced you to the books?

My school and friends

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

Borrowed them then bought them! I had to rebuy eclipse as it got ruined slightly (OBSESSION MUCH).

Who is your favorite character?

Alice or Emmett they sound fun to be around. I wouldn't mind if they we're vampires or not. THEY"RE COOL

Who's your favorite vampire?

Jasper or Alice: i love their powers although i do love all of them.

Who is your favorite werewolf?

Seth: he's so cute and sweet. I

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

So it’s still standing? I would’ve thought you two had knocked it to rubble by now. What were you doing last night? Discussing the national debt?

Emmett Cullen, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 25, p.490

OR

"Dating an older woman, HOT" Emmett, New Moon love him. I

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?

When Edward takes off Bella's gater and throws it at mike. LOL or the bit in twilight the movie when Edward tells bella "He's going to hell anyway!"

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?

In Twilight when Jacob tells her the legends!

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?

When Alice goes "Bella do you love me?" as she wants to organise her wedding!! love that bit!!

What was your favorite adventure/battle?

The fight in Eclipse: just soooo tense.

Which book cover was your favorite?

Twilight: because now when i see an apple i think of Twilight OR New moon: because I love lilies!

Are these books among your favorite books of all?

Yes of course if not why would i be answering these questions although i think New Moon might be quite low down and Breaking Dawn and Twilight very high

This or That?

Twilight or New Moon?

Twilight: everything begins

New Moon or Eclipse?

Eclipse: you get some bits of Jacob and some of Edward: The best of both worlds

Eclipse or Twilight?

...I can't choose... Ok Twilight

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?

Edward and Bella ! Jacob has got Nessie and they are perfect together!!

Who do you like more:

Bella or Edward?

Edward

Bella or Jacob?

Jacob

Bella or Alice?

Alice

Alice or Jacob?

Alice

Rosalie or Alice?

Alice

Jasper or Alice?

Alice

Jasper or Edward?

Jasper

Carlisle or Esme?

Carlisle

Emmett or Jasper?

Emmett

Emmett or Jacob?

Emmett

Bella or Rosalie?

Bella: she tells the amazing story of twilight...

Esme or Charlie?

Esme: she's so kind although i wish she had ab igger role

Charlie or Carlisle?

Carlisle: he's sooooooo sweet and kind

Charlie or Billy?

Charlie: i don't like that Billy doesn't like vampires although Charlie doesn't like Edward

Jacob or Sam?

Jacob: he makes people happy

Sam or Quil?

Quil: because he's one of Jake's best friends

Quil or Embry?

Embry: he's FITTTTT

Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?

Victoria

Werewolves or Vampires?

VAMPIRES cause they are simpy amazing

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Moonless Night by Damon'sHumanity reviews
What if Breaking Dawn had ended differently? What if, when Jacob starts to imprint on Renesmee, Rosalie panics & flees with her? 15 years down the road, everything has changed. They move to Chicago. What happens when Renesmee sees some oddly familiar faces at her new school? Can she figure out who they are, & if they have any correlation to the mysterious boy who haunts her dreams?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Letters from my Son by happilyinsane13 reviews
Draco receives letters from Scorpius during his stay at Hogwarts. What he doesn't expect is having constant panic attacks at his sons's life. Gryffindor, Albus Potter... Karma is against him. And Astoria is enjoying every minute of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,247 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Scorpius M., Draco M.
Wife Swap: the Cullens and the McClains by AussieGal20 reviews
Alice and Emmett sign the Cullens up for Wife Swap. The Cullens swap with a very strict family called the McClains. Will the Cullens like their new mother? Will the Cullen kids drive their new mother insane? please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 72,250 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Complete
Kids! by VampireWannaBeXxxX reviews
Esme and Carlisle adopt! Watch how the children grow and interact and see what the world has in store for this family. All human. Rated T just in case. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 71 - Words: 106,668 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Carlisle, Esme
A Stormy Night 1 by Child-Of-God13 reviews
Bella, 22yr old single mother with a daughter. Edward, 26yr old divorced father with two children. So what happens when they meet each other? Can Edward undo the damage that was done to Bella's fragile heart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,262 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 4/7/2008
Return to John Island by Catchick10 reviews
Sequel to Cullens at Camp . . . Esme sends her kids back to John Island Camp for the March break. Very OOC, T for language and mild sexual references.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 35,486 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Complete
Summer Camp by cheerfulladybug reviews
Edward's banished to Camp Kenyan as a punishment from his parents. Bella's just trying to find relief from her crappy life. What happens when they meet at Camp Kenyan? Author's Note: Send me a PM if you would like to take over this story!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,333 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Bella, Edward
Baby Bells by RedRose102 reviews
Whats your full name?" I murmured. "Is-Isabella." She stuttered. "I don't know where Mommy and Daddy are." I looked at her fearful face and felt an overwhelming urge to protect her. Without even thinking about it, I picked her up and held her in my arms.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,297 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Baby Project by T.MARIA2007 reviews
Set in seventh year.The teachers bring forth a different kind of lesson...let's see how the student's fare when faced with the biggest test of all...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 144,545 - Reviews: 1607 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 1,440 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Angry by ladyx2200 reviews
When Rosalie speaks out a aginst a teacher over a bad grade and back chats Carlisle, Esme takes matters into her own hands. May or may not contain some corporal punishment.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Rosalie, Esme - Complete
Will you be my Mommy and Daddy? by nickiecullenforlife reviews
All Nickie ever wanted was a mother and a father. Could Carlisle and Esme be who she been looking for? Could they raise her as there own?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,637 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Carlisle, Esme
Haunted by stormdog11 reviews
This about Alice and Bella taking a trip to Maine to a haunted house. They bring the whole cullen family. What will happen to the cullens?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 22,045 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Bella Swan: Fostered by teamjazzler reviews
When Bella Swan's parents died in a car accident five years ago she was put into foster care. She has been in 12 different foster homes in these five years. Will things change when her new foster home is with the Cullens? Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,728 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
A Marauder's Cub by BlueBopBecKa reviews
Harry doesn't go to the Dursley's - Remus adopts him and raises him. How does this change Dumbledore's plans and Harry's future? Rated T for now. I'm not sure how many chapters I'll do or how often I'll update, and please comment with any idea.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Harry P., Remus L.
Rosalie's Baby by HollowHorrors reviews
Rosalie and Emmett yearn for a child they should never be able to have, but a young woman called Melody could change all of that.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,197 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Emmett, Rosalie
To the Death by MischiefManagedKnox reviews
The wizarding world has it's first annual Hunger Games. 8 muggle borns ages 20-30 are chosen to fight to the death in the Arena. Hermione is chosen to compete in this blood bath. May the odds be ever in her favor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,149 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Light by stormdog11 reviews
This is about when Bella has a sister. Her mom has cancer and Phil died but Charlie beats her well she have a great time in Forks when Charlie beats her. Please read and reveiw please.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 23,149 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Wife SwapCullen Edition! by lovelypurplefairy reviews
What happens when Alice and Jasper sign the entire family up for Wife Swap? Post BD. All vampires, includes Nessie and Jake. Read if you want a good laugh!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,780 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 6/19/2009
The Apothecary Knows Best by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Sev, Lily, and Harry are trying to live as a happy family, running an apothecary in Diagon Alley, after Lily divorced James years before. But James keeps trying to sabotage their relationship out of petty jealousy. AU, mild CP SS/LE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 117,187 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Yours, Mine, and Ours by LizzyCullenxx reviews
I'm Alice Platt. My mother, Esme Platt, has 10 kids including me. My step-dad Carlisle Cullen has 8 kids. What do you get when you put them together? Chaos! Try having 17 other brothers and sisters! It's not easy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 78,430 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 1/11/2010
Never Say Never by hersheycuddles reviews
The Cullens have decided to play a game of "Do what you would never do". Tensions flare, laughter erupts, and entertainment is a guarentee. Also, Reneesme has something dark and dirty up her sleeve oo I rhymed! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,542 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 12/29/2009
Mars by Wisdomlistens reviews
I couldn't resist-I hoped on the back, wrapped my arms around his waist, and we took off. "Hold on!" he called from the front. I was already clinging to him to him for dear life but I held on tighter, the sound of the wind loud in my ears.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,952 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Jacob
My Secret Shadow by LizzyCullenxx reviews
Bella and Edward gave Renesmee to Angela and Ben to hide her from the Volturi. She was to return to them on her 13th birthday, not knowing them. What is she receieves packages on how to return to them, and how will she adjust? R&R's are appreciated!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,243 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
You're My New Mommy? by greysfanhp reviews
My version of the Cullen's on Wife Swap. Lot's of jokes and pranks, awkward moments and tears. Will the families learn from each other? Maybe. Will Alice stop being a compulsive shopper? Definitely not. No Jacob or Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,380 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Carlisle, Esme
The magic of Dr Carlisle Cullen by Decgirl97 reviews
Dr Cullen is a genius. He has found a way to make vampires pregnant. How will all the girls react to this news and will it work...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,610 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Carlisle
A change in reality by Courtney.Cullen14 reviews
Bella gets into trouble and is sent to live with her brother,will she find love? All Human DISCLAIMER: I do not own twilight or any of their characters. Really OOC Please Review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,189 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Summer My Mother Left Me by lirio de amor reviews
Mary Alice is left with the Cullen's for the summer by her mother. Will Alice be able to fit in with everyone at the Cullen house, or will it end in disaster? Will Alice's mother keep her promise? AU/AH.C/E, R/E,A/J/. Further details inside. Enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,260 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Alice
Reverse it by Spider-monkey girl reviews
Reverse the roles of Edward and Bella in twilight - Edward Swan is the son of Charlie and Renee, and Isabella Cullen was born in 1901, and changed into a vampire in 1918.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,675 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Bella, Edward
Separation by turtlepenguin reviews
2nd fic in trilogy. I am going to have a summery inside so I don't give anything away. But it does just continue from where Family Tree left of. AH, B/E pairings with a twist.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,154 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Rising Sun by stormdog11 reviews
Nessie's pregnant. How will Edward react? How will Sam react? The voltouri are coming too. What if they won't give up Nessie? Happens they fight? Will everything change? Or will it shatter? Sequel to Full Moon, read first. Read and review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 35,971 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Saviour by AussieGal20 reviews
Bella is 3 years old when she is saved by Jasper and is eventually adopted by the Cullens. Story explains how Bella grows up with a vampire family. The only thing is she doesn't know that they're vampires. What will happen when she finds out? *ON HIATUS*
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,498 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Bella
Secrets, Past memories and Hopefully a Future by ThrowDustAndRun reviews
Emmett and Bella are siblings.Bella's just moved back to Forks after years of staying with her mom but she's different, full of confidence and a secret that not even her brother know. Cannon pairings, All human. Rated T!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,883 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Complete Savages by BleedingFlames reviews
50 days of Fred and George Weasley torture...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,961 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Fred W., George W.
Wife Swap Cullens vs Jones by NightCalling reviews
the cullens go on wife swap No Nessie or jake *I dont own Twilight* IMPORTANT AUTHOR NOTE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 4/26/2010
Irrevocable Abduction by savannavansmutsmut reviews
A botched rescue attempt leaves Bella knowing too much. She ends up kidnapped, unable to return to her life because of an odd boy who has what everyone calls 'episodes' around her. She thinks of him as her innocent captor.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 109,253 - Reviews: 1406 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Baby Cullen by Daughter of Lestrange reviews
Sweet story on what it would have been like for Carlisle and Esme if the Cullen siblings had all been little. Just something silly for fun! Enjoy
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,498 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Carlisle, Esme
As Normal As the Cullen's Can Be by NYKIDDO reviews
The Cullen's life in high school if they were human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,363 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The President's Daughter by NYKIDDO reviews
Edward Cullen, only 21, gets the coolest job in the world. He's working for the president. His job is to protect the president's daughter, but what if he starts falling for her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,683 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Little Game Never Did Anyone Harm by NYKIDDO reviews
Best friends forever, but can one little game change that friendship forever? all human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wife Swap: Cullen vs Clyne by xocullen4everxo reviews
Emmett decides to sign up Esme for Wife Swap. What will happen when she switches places with a woman from Oregon? Will the Cullens like their new mommy?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,836 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009
The Unexpected by JacobGirl2010 reviews
All vampires, Bella is human. Emmett is looking after Bella as the rest of the Cullen's have gone hunting. They have gone for 10 days -long trip! But something unusual happens to Bella while they are gone… -plz read its my 1st fanfic!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,127 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Bella, Emmett
Forks High School Newspaper by BleedingFlames reviews
The First ever Forks High School Newspaper! Here you can see what's going on at Forks High School and Emmett Cullen's advice column! Aahh, High School life! ON HIATUS!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,325 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Emmett
Rising From The Ashes by BleedingFlames reviews
'My name is not really Emmett...I really wanted to kill Rosalie Hale...I don't belong here...Rosalie Hale was the cause of my downfall.' What really happened with Emmett Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Emmett - Complete
Peanut Butter Jelly Time by Katluva0323 reviews
This is when Bella and Edward catch Emmett doing something that is unbelievable to their eyes. Read and review! It is purely humor based.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 6/29/2007
Wife Swap: Cullen vs Brooke by OliviaAnnV reviews
Emmett signs Esme up for Wife Swap. The new mom is actually kinda nice... but she hates the Cullens. And what about her husband and kids? Rated T but it could change.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,929 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Alice, Esme
Cullens at Camp by Catchick10 reviews
Esme gets tired of her kids' antics and decided to send them to be counsellors at John Island Camp. All Vampire, Jake and Nessie included. I don't own Twilight or John Island Camp. Very OOC. Rated T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 85 - Words: 69,008 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Complete
This cannot be happening by Black Eyed Hawk reviews
5 years after Edward left Bella, She got together with Jacob. They have a child but the child is not what you think it is. Im crap at summaries so please read the story and all will be explained. ExB AxJ RxEM CxES Non human exept bells family.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Bella, Edward
My One Regret by Black Eyed Hawk reviews
Isabella swan is part human part vampire and part werewolf. Her parents tragicly died and she was sent to live with carlisle and esme. 2 years later they adopt Edward Anthony Masen. will love bolosom or will they find it in some one else
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Epically Epic Cullen Family Roadtrip by kalyzio reviews
Trust me, Emmett said, he'll love it. Edward looked dubiously at the gift. I BECAME A VAMPIRE AND ALL I GOT WAS FRICKING COMPASSION...AND THIS DUMB SHIRT. Emmett convinces the family to go on a road trip to Ohio. Disaster ensues.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Emmett, Edward
Take Me Back by Bella and Jacob fan 423 reviews
Edward left Bella pregnet with twins. 100 years later the twins meet some new vegetarian vampires. What will happen? My first fan fic. Please review.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,298 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie
Charles Cullen by WolfandVampire reviews
After Carlisle is attacked and "killed" by a vampire, his family is informed. His younger brother, Charles, takes the news hard. Warning: Severe Spanking in final chapter! COMPLETE! Pre-Twilight, obviously.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,810 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Carlisle, OC - Complete
Rosalie's adoption by Decgirl97 reviews
Rosalie finally notices that she wants a baby and her and Emmett adopt. Find out about Rosalies new motherhood and how Emmett does as a Dad. How will the Cullens deal with another scent of human blood. The cullens are still vamps
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,032 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Rosalie, Emmett
To be Children by BleedingFlames reviews
Jane and Alec...one-shot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Alec, Jane - Complete
Cruelty by WolfandVampire reviews
Takes place after the battle with Victoria and her army. "What you did to Jacob was cruel, Edward...If there are two things I won't tolerate from my family, it is disrespect and cruelty." Warning: SPANKING. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Protective Edward by girlfrakes reviews
Edward loves Bella and wants to keep her safe. Bella is Bella. She is stubborn, clumsy, and sometimes just a normal teen who doesn't think. So what happens when Edward warns her to take her safety more seriously or else. Warning there is spanking.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,388 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
Full Moon by stormdog11 reviews
It is about Nessie and she has dreams about Jake that are terror. She goes to school and tries to find him. Will he hat her or love her? If they date will Edward let her date Jake? Or will he refuse? Read and Review. Story way better. COMPLETE AND EDITED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,634 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Daddy's Baby Girl by reading is my addiction reviews
How did I ever get so lucky? I never thought I could be blessed with a child… never imagined I would ever be a daddy.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Jasper's Bedtime Story by Catchick10 reviews
Jasper tells Nessie a bedtime story. One-shot, companion to Emmett's Bedtime Story : Enjoy :P
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Jasper, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Should have known better by MRS.CULLEN1122 reviews
A sequel to reliving the past,Carlisle and Esme decide to visit the Denali coven. When Carmen and Esme decide to go outside despite their husbands orders, The both of them get into a whole lot of trouble. This contains SPANKING between husband and wife.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,470 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Carlisle, Esme
Emmett's Journal by BleedingFlames reviews
Let's take a peek inside the mind of the lovable Emmett Cullen!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 100 - Words: 8,860 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Emmett - Complete
The Parent Trap Twilight style by mrs.lutz1234 reviews
When Jake sleeps with Leah the day Nessie was going to tell him she was pregnant with his twin kids. They split up and the twins meet up at a sleep away camp.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
7 Embarrassing Dare Dates by BleedingFlames reviews
Take a look on the twenty most Embarrassing Dare Dates of Emmett McCarty Cullen! Laughs guaranteed but note, do not drink while reading this! Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Emmett - Complete
Renesmee's Journal by stormdog11 reviews
Sequel to Renesmee's Diary. You don't have to read Renesmee's Diary but you should. This Time Tanya, Kate and Nahuel read it. They tell The Cullen Family. 3-SHOT WITH PROLOGUE. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW! Rated K for some language.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Dark Side Of The Moon, Emmett’s story by TeawithDent reviews
like midnight sun, only better! who made Bella come to forks? who made sure that Edward could'nt read her mind? who found the perfect type of blood for Eddy? why, Emmet, of course! hilarious on all counts!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Emmett, Alice
Corrupting Bella Swan by angel with fake wings reviews
What happens when you leave Bella with Jasper & Emmett.........TROUBLE ! Post Breaking Dawn. Involes ice-cream, a mental institue, wal-mart & family therapy ? I suck at summaries
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,061 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Bella, Emmett
Truth or Dare: Cullen style by icecoldapplefangs13 reviews
It's a rainy day and the cullens decide to play truth or dare. Find out what happens with chocolate mousse,naked Emmett,a huge temper tantrum, What Bella really thinks of Edward and who's flirting with Sam?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/17/2010
The Kill by kalyzio reviews
Edward succumbs to his thirst, and makes a kill. Overcome with guilt and shame after a confrontation with Carlisle turns bitter, he runs away. Warning: contains corporal punishment.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
FORGIVING PAIN by Twilight.lover731 reviews
What happens if Edward left and Bella was carrying there child and has to go through it alone? but when Edward returns and see's she has a baby what will he think? will he know it's his, or will Bella tell him it belongs to another? find out and see!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 59,783 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Complete
BoredomMayhem by BleedingFlames reviews
Emmett's bored! And when a certain Cullen is bored, mayhem could result!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Carlisle, Emmett - Complete
Extraordinary by dreamstar1995 reviews
Bella Swan is illegally taking care of her brothers. She is a vampire but has amazing self control. Then she moves her and her four brothers to Forks, Washington. What will happen when the Cullens meet her. First fanfiction ever. Rating may change later.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,524 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Wife Swap: Cullen vs Wickers by Portrait reviews
The Cullen family signs up for the show Wife Swap. Parody.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,105 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Esme, Alice - Complete
Diamond in the Rough Part 3 by Moonchild707 reviews
Bella is back in Forks with her adoptive family, and is now a junior in high school. What happens when her world is turned upside down and life as she knows it takes a turn for the worst? How does Bella cope when someone she loves leaves her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 66,534 - Reviews: 1714 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Bella - Complete
49 of Emmett's Corniest Pickup Lines by Purple Cow Crayons reviews
49 of Emmett's stupidest, corniest, funniest pick-up lines. Rosalie is probably hearing most of these as you read! Dont hate me cuz im bored. just read, laugh, and love it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Emmett
Emmett's Bedtime Story by Catchick10 reviews
Nessie askes Emmett to tell her a bedtime story. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Emmett, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
What We've Become by beautywhispers reviews
Based on the story The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson. It's all about knocking some sense into people. No one can succeed alone. All Human, Alternate Universe. OneShot for now; review if you want it to continue. Warning : Spanking. non-sexual.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Carlisle, Edward
Can't Stop Loving You by Angelznight3000 reviews
At six, they loved each other, but were split apart. Several years have gone by, each balancing life and its problems, until Bella comes back to Forks. Can they ever pick up where they left off, or have they grown up and apart? All human. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 112,546 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Edward, Bella
Daddy's baby by Crimson White reviews
Bonding time for the baby and her daddy. Family fluff.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Mom, Can I Be by SapphireShelle91 reviews
An age old question! A child asking their parents what they can be when they grow up, but with a supernatural twist!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sex Education With Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gives Bella the sex talk. One-shot Rated for safety. Winner of Best One-Shot short for Twilight Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 105 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Toke It Up by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gets Bella high. Wrote it about a week ago, thought I'd save it for 4-20 because it's funnier that way. Share hugs NOT drugs! ONE-SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
Under Arrest by vjgm reviews
Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 292 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
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Complications reviews
Bella and her family have always been brought up to fit in with the crowd and be normal. But Bella doesn't agree. When she moves to forks with her siblings, they meet the cullensThey discover their secret but her older siblings don't accept their nature
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,955 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Bella, Edward
Dusk reviews
Post- Breaking Dawn- Bella Cullen since she has known Edward and his family has always encountered trouble and often been the cause. Her life feels complete at the moment but she is still awaiting this years problem!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,166 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie
A BIG bundle reviews
Esme and Carlisle always desired a big family but after two kids decided to take a short break but not for long. Suddenly others keep on arriving. Their 2 were already a hanful can they handle more All human might change later. T for later on and just ie
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Emmett, Esme
Twilight Comedy reviews
Funny extracts from fanfcitions. Some funnier that others. Send me a message if you want me to put one in. The more the better. T rating just in case. I change font when a different story so it goes bold, normal, bold, normal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,188 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Emmett, Alice
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