Sometimes it takes an Oreo cookie to decide who will be on top. All genres, characters, lengths, and levels of quality! LxL, MxM, or crack. Mostly humor. Rated for language.

College AU- Matt and Mello become roommates in a dorm in their first year of college. They start out as simple friends/acquaintances, but as time goes on and they get to know each other a little more, those feelings start to get a little deeper and a little stronger. Starting out as T-rating, will progress into M. Eventually will have Yaoi/Smut. Other character mentions.

After being in an accident, Yuki gets amnesia. His personality is totally different; he's now cheerful and mischievous with and odd attachment to Kyo... Kyo/Yuki

Matt, astrobiologist, is starting to wonder about his use at the Search for Extra Terrestrial Intelligence centre, as he steps in for his first day of work after boringly studying samplings from Mars during the years he spent at the NASA. Little did he know that they weren't searching anymore... MATT POV

Matt runs away from Wammy's after his and Mello's first kiss. 2 years later Mello finds him - minus his memories! Matt doesn't know who Mello is, and he thinks he's straight! Mello's determined to change that. MxM, AU-ish. full summary inside.

(Based on reality TV shows Rock of Love with Bret Michaels) The prize: Rock charts top accustomed, biggest venues live performer, million dollars earning frontman of Mind Pollution, the band that has fans wetting themselves for the last decade: Mello. The contestants for his love: 19 guys and a Matt. It's reality TV, and it's about to come more real than they expected...

The multichaptered thing supposed to host all these things I have in mind that can't make it to a full oneshot or are the cut parts of my other multichaptered fics. Why this title? Because the crack I'll put here is what feeds my brain. It's alive, alive!

With a brief closing of his eyes, Matt recalled the events that led to him meeting the only person he had ever loved, married, and nearly been destroyed by. - MM. Yaoi. AU. Torture? (6 parts)

What if Matt was on Near's team before he worked with Mello? Matt/Mello, implied lemon

Everyone's invited for the first ever Wammy's House wedding! Well...everyone except Linda. When she makes up her mind get back at the M-duo, it's up to Matt's elite band of hacker friends to spoil her revenge plot. Also, Mello in a leather wedding dressed kinda obligatorily happened. Fluff/Drama/Crack!humor, M/M, OC/OC

L was the kind of person who's only beautiful from a distance, but now he and Light are breathing the same air (as well as being occasionally inside of each other). Arguably LxLight.

"They will never love you." Watari reasoned, biting back the sinking feeling in his gut. He barely heard L whisper back, "I don't need their love. They will be in constant fear of abandonment. I want their loyalty. Unconditionally." A story of how Wammy's House was established. All Characters. Mostly Canon. FOR DLVVANZOR

Matt finds a video game with super natural powers. Canonish. M/M. Slight horror/Halloween theme

As it turns out, it was Roger who asked Matt to follow Mello. ADVENTURE/FLUFF. M/M Implied lemon. B-day gift for Living in a fantasy.

Everyone thinks of California as some glamorous oasis: the sandy beaches, the movie stars, the rich extravagant lifestyles, the amazing night-life of alcohol and strobe lights... There was a time when I believed in the fairy tale. Matt POV. Implied M/M

Underneath the mask of Nightwing, Levi runs into someone in Bludhaven that he never thought he would ever see again. DC Comics AU. Nightwing!Levi and Red Hood!Jean. Rating T for swearing, violence, and minor gore. One Shot.

Matt is working as a stripper when Mello's mafia takes over. Not too soon afterwards Matt becomes the favourite of the Don much to Mello's displeasure. With betrayal, animosity and cruelty circulating amongst the members of can Mello win Matt back?

Matt's trying to quit smoking and the nicotine withdrawal is getting to him. Can Mello help him keep his mind off of cigarettes? MxM yaoi, rated M for a reason.

It had been nearly seventeen generations since the last Titan had been seen. Life had moved beyond the security of walls and civilization began to flourish once more. The three legions that had protected humanity had been disbanded and their memory survived in the memorials and in books. Until now. Attack on Titan xover (world only) -Two parts.

AU Matt and Mello are typical guy friends who share an apartment. Though, lately, they've begun to explore their boundaries and have become closer than ever. YAOI explicity MPREG. Not a typical mpreg! [PLEASE READ FINAL CHAPTER FIRST. There are no spoilers, just an important note!]

Mello has always wanted to make Near suffer, and prove that he wasn't just an insignificant runner up. Now he's kidnapped the little twit and has him begging on knees...and calling him Master. Rated M for a very good reason.

Artemis does not believe in the PARAnormal or SUPERnatural. Only in science. Yet, when left alone for a few minutes in Police Plaza, Artemis comes across some traces of an old comrade. Traces that can not be explained. One-shot, Halloween-themed.

Watari wants to change the way Wammy's House trains L's potential successor. But first he needs to speak with L about the rapidly-developing problem that is B... One-shot, set when L is six. No warnings. A glimpse behind-the-scenes of how Wammy's House really thinks about its charges.

Light gets stuck on a homework question and needs L to give him the answer. So now the real question is how to best capture the detective's attention... Fortunately, this is an area Light excels in. Unfortunately, compromising situations occur. Smutty LxLight one-shot. Fluff/Crack. Warnings for yaoi, sexual situations and lame pickup lines.

Eren constantly have wet dreams about a mysterious man. Or was it all just a dream? (Riren/Slash)

Mello has always done everything in his power to protect Matt, and if that means dealing with a group of murderous thugs who've kidnapped his friend then bring it. The only problem is that Mello completely failed to protect him from a different kind of injury altogether. WARNINGS- character abuse, coarse language, violence, slash. WIP.

Nitori catches his senpai doing something a little dirty and can't help but join in on the fun as well. RinTori, NSFW, Masturbation, Smut

Nagisa gets a little sexually frustrated. NagiRei, ReiGisa

A collection of shorts based on songs by Avenged Sevenfold. The name of the chapter is the name of the song the short is based on. Various characters, genres, ratings that will be specified at the beginning of each chapter. Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note or Avenged Sevenfold music.

'Matt my man, you can never look at another guys junk again' Matt's getting married and as a surprise his friends hire him a stripper, male of course. MxM Au

He had pulled the trigger on their love... and now he was free.

Let out for the summer, but having to restrain themselves

MelloxMatt. Short drabbles, all having to do with words that start with the letter M. Some will be fluffy, some angsty, some funny. Chapter 15: Murder - "Matt..."

One wouldn't generally assume that a high ranking Mafia boss would need supervision. But when said boss had a quick and nasty temper, his affiliates get tired of it and hire him... A NANNY!

Mello wakes up to the sound of gunfire and his bed is empty. Where is Matt?

Beyond Birthday-beady red eyes like a lab rat, hair darker than coal, and figure so skeletal a dead body would be jealous-had taught him a lot of things. The way around a card table. How to smoke. How to get out of a cop car while in handcuffs...But one thing he had never taught him...was how to stop.

Matt gives Mello a taste of one of his favorite hobbies. MxM.

AU: Matt and Mello are animal halflings, living lives as their respective animals until their paths cross. Will the predator follow nature's course or will he give in to his own unnatural instincts?

Just before I fall unconscious I hear him say, "This was over before it ever began." Warnings: domestic abuse, non-con, AU, and heartbreak.

Mello has gone to a gay bar and sees the hotest person... the DJ. The only problem is the DJ only focuses on work. Can Mello change that? Based off of the song 'Rock DJ' by Robbie Williams. MattxMello, slight LxLight. I changed the rating to M because of what happens in the story that I had forgotten about :D Please review, like, fave, read, & what not, just no stealing, thanks XD

MattxMello vampire fic. When Mello feeds off a redheaded teenager, it sparks feelings he thought had long disappeared. Determined not to let it slip away, he takes the boy home.

"I'd never put much stock in the zombie apocalypse. What a load of crap, right? Wrong." ONESHOT

Artemis Fowl is the most incredible person that Callum has ever met. It's a shame that Artemis seems to have no interest in him at all. Artemis/OC

In which Mello and Matt make a bet both are sure they'll win- without thinking of the consequences. ONESHOT

Mello didn't die. But he should have.

Who knew a failed trip to town could end up so well? - Oneshot. Mello/Matt ;)

Many people think that when Mello was bested by Near, he threw a hissy fit. They're all wrong. He came to my room. ONESHOT

So what it's past Valentine's Day? We all need a bit of love in our lives. XD "Short-lived. Fleeting. Transient. And gone in the blink of an eye." "You're not talking about snow anymore, are you?" Warning- Rude language and smut/LEMON. ONESHOT

I was bored, and this happened. Matt and Mello move into their new house, and some creepy stuff starts happening. Matt is convinced their new place is haunted, but Mello refuses to believe him. Rated T for Matt's mouth, and his...um...actions. Oneshot.

L has decided to break away from the rest of the world, forming his own. Everyone must be numbered. Everyone must know their place. No exceptions. MxM yaoi

A bout of the flu leaves Matt bed ridden and Mello... caring? What's this? -ONESHOT, dedicated to ginniiox!

Light needs L's name and will do absolutely anything to get it. Smut BBxLight

Matt doesn't care for life. Mello is someone that will try to show him the good things in life. MattXMello rated M for violence, abuse, and yaoi for later chapters

When Mello gets in a motorcycle accident and winds up in the hospital, he meets Matt; the most amazing, brilliant guy for him. The only problem, Matt is dying. Fast. Rated M for swearing, themes, maybe lemons.

I'm not a doll, and this isn't a doll house. MxM AU

"Yeah, this is me. Matt. Writing a diary, filled with comedy, awkwardness, and total stupidity. It's my thoughts on absolutely everything. Life, love, Mello, and macaroni cheese. You definitely don't want to miss it." Not to be taken seriously.

Matt is a highschool student who could care less about anyone or anything. Mello is a demon that just happens to be around. MattXMello yaoi

After Night walkers took over the human world humans are placed into three groups breeders, bleeders and uniques. Because of his red hair and emerald gaze Matt finds himself bought and taken in by the president of the new Vampire world, Mello. Review!

MattxMello! Mello finds a crimson kitten and decides to take him home. Mello names him Matt and starts to like the cat. What happens when Mello comes home to find a naked redhead boy on his couch? And where is the cat? Yoai! Sexual content. Language.

Matt and Mello from birth to their twenties, together in childhood, cruel separation, the search for each other, through orphanages, asylum, violence... How life can try to kill you from the inside and someone can still make you feel alive...

MxM No matter how many times Mello abandons him, ignores him, breaks him, Matt can't help but desperately, hopelessly love him. Even in those sparse moments when Matt can see this love reciprocated, Mello always turns away...

"You aren't wearing green." Matt smirked and threw the blonde over the back of the couch. "Neither are you." AU, MxM, Warning inside

Of allergies, misplaced Valentine's cards, and bubble baths. Memories Matt and Mello hold dear, all written on various pieces of looseleaf paper.

Mello died, but I can't help, but think that maybe just maybe his ghost is still here what else would explain all the odd things that have been happpening to me lately. Rating may change

Mello and Near's relationship is somewhat rocky, and so Near decides that Mello should see a "penal advisor". You can probably anticipate the pointlessness of all that follows. MelloxNear, MelloxMatt. Rated M for yaoi lemon, language, that sorta magic :D

'Matt could feel the strings embedded in his hands and wrapped around his feet, forcing his limbs to move against his will no matter how hard he struggled.' MxM Violence, rape and all things horrible.

Matt has gotten a mustache how well will it go over with Mello? ONESHOT

Matt could get Irked when someone distracts him while he's playing a game. What happens when a little blonde just happens to distract him, and he loses the last level? PUNISHMENT. That's what. Matt/mello. "M" for lemon. Slightly Revised!

AU. In this world, Nothing is as it seems. One night, two friends go out to have fun at the local night club. They never expected to be dragged into a whole other world where nothing is as it seems. MattxMello, BxLxMello, and one sided NearxMatt

There are some things you should just not wish for- char. death etc. Halloween contest entry for MB

How exactly does Mello react when Matt didn't do the one thing he asked him to do? been done a lot, I know! Request by EndlessStorm as 100th reviewer on 'Focus'.

After a blow out with Mello an emotional Matt packs his belongings and leaves. After a night drinking at the bar he ends up spending an eventful night with a man. Can he find love with his new lover? Or will he go back to Mello?

If you want to get that special someone to look your way, this is the handbook for you. There's no REAL lemon, but many mentions of sex.

"You know, Mr. Yagami, your son has a very good body for a 17-year-old." Oneshot/Drabble.

"I'm sure we can make your lunch break very... worthwhile..." Mello was a slut, and he wouldn't have changed that for the world. MXM LEMON. Quite a lot of swearing. R&R.

A series of one shots revolving around the Fowl siblings.

History will repeat itself as Artemis and Holly try to discover who is following in the footsteps of a murderer from 1888. Artemis suffers from horrific nightmares, and Holly must overcome the fear of losing something she loves most. Post TTP.

The insane are sent to wither away in a contained environment secluded from the rest of society. Two patients go through the hardships of existing in a corrupted, filthy asylum with no one left to lean on but each other. MxM

"I wanted him to find me attractive. I might even let him dominate me. I needed to boost his confidence and get him to have an emotional attachment to me. I needed to fix the damaged parts, because as Bullet had said, Matt is broken." MattXMello.

Artemis's father just got back from being held prisoner but not all is well in his head. Butler finds out he has a 14yr old daughter who has a hidden past and Artemis has angered a mafia leader. Above it all Artemise's father wants to fire Butler!

AU: "You have a girlfriend. You live next door." I squeak. "Yeah, I know." He says dryly, a forkful of tirimasu to his lips. "So why are you molesting my foot?" Mello/Matt

Light Yagami, new recruit of the NPA, really needs a good night's sleep. It's that creepy new roommate of his, though, keeping him awake all night reading mystery novels and crunching on sugar cubes... AU LxL Complete

Mellos pissed off and Matt decides to distract him. Mello's anger and need for control drive it into somthing more. LEMON

So, Matt is in love with Mello. What will happen to him while he gets up the courage to confess this? Rated T for British swears, somewhat-frequent F-bombs, stalker-ish activities, and non-sexual bondage. And gay people. Because this is high school, man.

This is Mello's valentine's day and he's goes through hell but it's all worth it in the end! This is my first M-rated fic and it's M for a reason. LEMON! R&R please! MelloxMatt

Matt and Mello are living a fine life, until it is all stolen away from them, and placed into one nightmare. Based off of DWC by Vocaloids Summary sucks, story is better :D

Matt goes under from depression when his friend is adopted. Years later, he's brought in by a family of his own and moves. Unintentional or not, Mello keeps his promise. But of course, something is going to intrude on their happy ending. M&M,lemons later.

It's Matt's birthday, and he's all alone. Mello seems to have forgotten, but Matt's stalker hasn't! Want to know more? Read inside! FINALLY UPDATED! Review if you like!

Mello is a detective who loses a bet and has to crossdress for a day when he meets Matt. He decides to pursue Matt as a girl out of fear of rejection. Meanwhile his job gets more and more complicated. AU OOC

Their fight. His words. Their tears. His death. MxM Oneshot. Language.

Drabble from Mello's POV. It's that man again. The same man as before. He knows that face, that voice. For tonight, for him, he'll walk on the leash.

Artemis Fowl becomes the modern equivalent of Dracula. Note that this is an alternative to book 7. Warning, Christian themes since classic vampires originated with fallen angels etc. Rated T for violence. Old style Draculean vamps, crosses and class.

You can be the straightest person in the world until you find that special someone. It is the feelings for that person that matter, and the challenges you are willing to face to be with them. A high school story of discovery, trust, and above all, love.

Matt really just wanted a co-worker. Instead, he got what's turning out to be a psycho stalker with a liking towards his ass. Great. MxM, AU, co-author between me Holli-chan and Atreyl! WARNING: Not a very romantic romance.-HIATUS: sorry guys.personal.

What starts out as a routine assassination for Matt quickly spirals into a mess of conspiracy, secrets, and passion. With his life at stake, Matt has to choose which side to play for when there is no good guy. Matt/Mello AU

Mello is living a dull life...until a certain redhead comes to his door. But hes not the same. How will Mello deal with this? MXM

After Near is chosen to succeed L, Mello's life is in shambles. However, a meeting with a mysterious redhead changes everything. Matt/Mello, AU.

After Mello and Matt move in together... What does happen in that flat? Yaoi. Humour.

I'm not made of porcelain either, your touch can't break me. Besides... what's there left to break in me anyways?

Rated T for now, May be changes later. I suck at summaries, but anyway: Matt has been watching the blonde prostitute for over a month now, when he suddenly get a chance to encounter him.

He was dead. It was a fact made to me when I had to go identify his body. But if he's dead how could he be standing in front of me now? Vamp. fic.

yay my first Fic! please be nice! this is very S&M sadisitic/masochistic and very heavy lemon please enjoy this is Yaoi!

Title: A Complex Conundrum. There are three things Artemis Fowl hates more than anything else in the world: prison, lollipops, and psychologists. And he's got two of the three at the moment.

A Wammy's House fanfic about Matt and Mello. Mello calls top, and then a misunderstanding leads to physical confrontation!D: M for safety, and Mello's mouth.

I'm Mail Jeevas. More commonly known as Matt. I lived a normal life in a normal town – until a mafia boss proclaimed his undying love for me and kidnapped me right from my classroom! He's such a freak. I could never love him back… right? Mello/Matt, AU

Mello knows he must have gone insane, because there is no way this could really be happening. And if it did happen, it would happen to Matt.

When Matt starts rhyming... well, it's a wonder Mello doesn't just shoot the prat where he stands. Homage to Dr. Seuss, with a very Matt-like twist... No really. Why doesn't Mello just shoot him already?

L and Light visit Wammy's House and chaos ensues! Basically a whole bundle of fluff... or would be if a certain mass murderer didn't have bagage named Misa and some rather disturbing supressed memories... Contains LXL MXM. And... Near...

Matt comes up with a little contest to see who can last longer: Matt without his video games or Mello without his chocolate. Both are confident the other will lose. Eventually though they get impatient and resort to more "desperate measures." ;

It was bad enough to lose his job, apartment and all of his money on the same day; but now he has to deal with this goddamn redhead. Why the hell does he care about the stupid floor? It's only linoleum. Mello just wanted his coffee dammit! AU Matt x Mello

Madness comes in the form of a little black book. Yaoi, character death, AU

Everything for Matt changes when BB and Mello step into his life. Pranks, fights, and crossdressing follow, and in the end, Matt has to choose between the two geniuses. Tch, as if making references to Twilight wasn't bad enough.

It all started with a simple trip to Roger's office and would become one of the best duos ever to grace the world. Matt and Mello's years at Wammy's House. Go read Resurgence by TwilightXari for our collab of their later years. Rated for lang and violence

My name is Matt. Matt Jeevas. I'm a fourteen-year-old orphan, also a genius. I live in Whammy's. My life was a fine, normal one, until that one night I switched bodies with my best friend.

The adventures of Matt and Mello from there beginning together at Wammy’s House up until the day they die. Mainly just funny little events as they grow up together eventually getting more serious, through the Kira case and in the Mafia ecttt....

Mello lives at Wammy's, and gets a new roommate. What will happen? : Yeah I suck at summaries. MattxMello, Rated T for some minor swearing, rating may change in the future. Possible lemon... My first Fanfic. R&R please! ON HIATUS, MAY BE DISCONTINUED

Matt and Mello are sucked into Super Mario , an now Matt is on a mission to find Mello where is he ? an Matt is 12 an Mello is 11 Me an KYLESdangWARRANTY are writein this so yes enjoy XD ! T for now eh ya never know might go up : /

It all started when Mello wanted chocolate from Matt. Suddenly, everyone in the Wammy house now knows about their secret... MelloxMatt, NearxMatt. THIS STORY IS FULL OF FAIL!

Mello will do anything he has to do to take over the Mafia. Anything. Or... well... almost anything. MelloxMatt, Mello POV. REWRITE. Complete.

Mello IS going to tell Matt he likes him, he's just not going to say it... Cute little oneshot. MxM. Extremely fluffy, read at your own risk! D: Please R&R.

Yuki and Kyou drabbles. All drabbles could be related or unrelated to one another. Warning! Character death and boyxboy love. Kyou's POV.

When Mello tells Matt one of his biggest secrets, their lives change forever. Contains mild MxM, becomes more obvious later on.

This next harrowing chapter of my premature, and oh-so memorable life, I dedicate to Near. He would understand. Sequel to "Memoirs of a Childhood."

Wait, what?

There's something strange about the new boy who just moved to a small town in cold but beautiful Alaska. It's almost like... he isn't human. And what's even stranger is that he has taken a peculiar liking to Matt.

Mello, ordered by his boss to work with their new technical genius, is annoyed. If only he knew just who he was talking to. But Matt was a common name, and life tends to surprise you.

Just a bunch of drabbles, mostly romance & angst, with a bit of fluff. Main pairings will be MxM and LxL. Rated T for swearing and maybe older themes.

He stopped, looking at me dispassionately, and in his eyes I saw... nothing. Well, nothing for me, at least. Based on the song by Luke Bryan but not a songfic. Requested by Sen-Chan21. Happy birthday!

Once upon a time, fate brought a young redheaded boy to an orphanage called Wammy's. At that time, he didn't know what kind of love, drama, and sinister plot he'd just gotten himself into.

Demanded response to Compulsive. "I came here because last week, my best friend told me he loves me, and I don't want to be anywhere near him."

What would have happened if Light didn't kill L? What would have happened if Near, Mello and Matt could all get along? Let's find out! LightxL, MattxMello, NearxOC

I was always a well-adjusted person. At least, you know, until I met Mello. Oneshot, Matt POV.

And this is the story of how a Chinese restaurant brought them back together.

*Spoilers for those who haven't read/seen all of Death Note!* Mello leaves Matt at Whammy's House after L's death. When everything comes down to relying on Matt to save him, will Matt come and how will he react? Mello's POV. Rated T for language.

PDA: Public Displays of Affection. Its hard to be a human who lives ENTIRELY off of affection when the one you love cringes at the thought of it. Matt/Mello yaoi

Mello and Matt Make their way to the local Wal-Mart for a little late night shopping and are met by all kinds of general misfortune, chaos, and large amounts of chocolate... Rated M for language and lemons. MelloXMatt

Matt's side of things; his relationship with his lover isn't all peaches and cream.

Remus is nineteen. Sirius has some things for him. SBRL slash, cuteness warning.

"I love you, so I want you warm and safe, some place you wanna show your face." Matt's POV MXM, not originally written as MXM... But damn SCREAMED it... Written by my cousin, I can't take any credit for it... Unfortunautly...

Naruto and Sasuke get stranded in a cave outside Konoha during a thunderstorm. Naruto is scared and finds comfort in the only person who understands what he feels: Sasuke. SasuNaru

After Matt's death, he is sent to heaven and given a choice. Stay with his deceased loved ones in the after life, or re-enter the world of the living to stop Kira and win Mello's heart. The down side? Mello doesn't believe in ghosts. MattxMello

Mello doesn't understand how loved he is.

Matt is angry and Mello doesn't know why. Unbenowest to Mello, Matt and Near have had a little talk about life and love. O.O And Near tells Matt he... *gasp!* You'll just have to read to find out! Contains hints of MxM.

crack. mello matt and near being delinquents. hints of yaoi, so if you dont like, dont read.

Matt and Mello's first time. Based off of Akane's "DN:Poisoned"

"When yesterday's feelings justify today's actions and tomorrow's end." - Now a Three-shot. Today, Yesterday, and Tomorrow. Follows Matt with Mello, Matt's POV. Sticks with canon. Yes, poems. What else do you expect from me?

Mello needs to release his anger and brings Matt along with him for a ride through the desert. Rated M for brief usage of profanity.

After finding an unlikely friend on one of his worse days, the tiny companion plays a part in fixing Mello's relationship with Matt... But could there be more to this creature than meets the eye?

Mello loved chocolate. This, hopefully, was news to no one, because anyone who spent more than a few seconds in his presence would notice the way he treated the confection. MelloxMatt oneshot, Matt POV. Fluff and language.

Matt's bored one day when a thought crosses his mind: he, Mello, Near, L, Light, and Misa were all born to defy stereotypes.

When did their relationship get so torn? At what point did it spiral so far out of control that they could barely stand being in one another's presence? -- A slightly smutty oneshot about violent love and hate. MelloxMatt

I couldn't think of a very good title // So, rated M, Yaoi, Mello is seme. After a terrible incident, Matt is sent to live at wammy, what he didn't expect is all the trouble that comes with having new friends. Some NearXMello MAIN MELLOXMATT!

Entries for the 30kisses challenge on livejournal. Collection of one-shots. Series: Death Note. Pairing: MelloxMatt. Rating: T. Point of view will switch between Matt and Mello.

Early Father's Day tribute. Butler loves his young charge like a son. So every Father's Day, he's always hit with a powerful jealousy towards Timmy Fowl. But Artemis Fowl hasn't forgotten his favorite manservant this year.... One-Shot. Short.

Mmmm, mello and matt. a tale of their love. matt's POV. lemon eventualy. if it hapens, i will change the rating, until then its T.

It was funny how he can take a simple word like 'protect,' morph it into something vaguely resembling an 'obsess,' pitch in some 'crazy,' add a little dose of 'illegal,' and top it all off with the simple objective of 'love.'

Mello simply doesn't care; after all, he has nothing left to live for. Drabble. Mello/Matt. Theme: Dying.

Mello hates Matt for loving him through thick and thin. And meanwhile, Matt's hurting.

Mello announces that he and Matt are going on a date to an amusement park. Near is forced to come as a third wheel by Roger, but the boys plan to make the best of it. Full of jumpy tents, Go Karts, DDR, and other "activities". MattxMello; M 2 b safe

Artemis in a car with a Butler cousin and Butler . Totally made up, but I tried to keep Artemis in character. If you hate it, leave me nasty reviews. I like nasty reviews. One-shot. I may add more later; leave a good review if you want me to, and I will.

Matt survives the tons of gun shots that impale him during Mello's plan to kidnap Takada. Now that Matt knows what happened to Mello, Matt starts his journey to find Mello and runs into trouble along the way. YEA YEA i know its a suck-ish summary!

Another year, another Christmas. It could possibly turn out to be another boring one. However, when Mello gets whacked in the head and suddenly starts acting like an eight-year-old, Matt wonders if this Christmas will turn out to be unforgettable.

Matt’s addicted to cigarettes. Mello’ addicted to chocolate. Neither likes the other’s addiction. What’s their compromise?

"I don't regret it," Mello said, turning to look back at the sky, "but I missed you too much to ever leave again." Matt smiled. MelloxMatt songfic oneshot. Slight Spoilers and yaoi. Written for a contest on dA.

Matt and Mello have made videos for a project- but on presentation day, nothing seems to go right! Can they turn this project around? Matt/Mello.

Mello clearly remembered his mother, when he was little, cooing nursery rhymes in his ear softly as he dozed off to sleep. Now, older, he realizes how some of those innocent rhymes seemed to portray him and Matt.

He was broken. And I was going to fix him'. To Be Renamed.

Why, Matt, Must you force me to drag you into this? But you always said, That you'd rather die with me instead, than to die alone." MattXMello, because I love them.

Crackfic. Ryuk wants an apple and he wants it NOW. Too bad Light gives it to him a second too late. With his name written in a special notebook, Light is now controlled to entertain Ryuk until the day he dies. Which won't be very long from now... DISCONTINUED.

Genius, He says that's what we are, But I know we aren't. We're just freaks who are good at guessing... Or at least I am." MelloXMatt once again, a little L bashing courtesy of a bitter Matt.

“There’s no need to get the ladder, Butler…” Artemis’ vampire grin stretched to new and exciting heights, but foreboding a lot more than what it stood for, “I’ve found a way in…” - Artemis Fowl II.

mello gets a new haircut and matt makes fun of it. what happens? read and find out. please R&R

It burns, logic disappears, reason flies. Only one thing has the strength to cool it

Really, there's nothing Mello could ever do to scare Matt away. MxM oneshot

Matt wasn't expecting a call from anyone. Especially not the best friend he hasn't seen in years. When he drives to the destroyed building where he finds Mello's burned body, he couldn't believe it was real. And that Mello was finally back. MATTELLO! :P

Matt couldn't handle when Mello left. But just what will he find when he calls to see how the gamer is doing? Epilouge posted and editted finally XD probably still more mistakes though. Might be third part still toying with the idea.

During a party, Artemis learns that he isn't the only human excluding Minerva Paradizo that knows about the existance of fairies. Artemis is assigned to watch the girl. Things get more complicated when Artemis gets attached to "Ms. Trouble".

Angeline and Artemis Sr left Artemis II to babysit Beckett. It leads to quite a show... Sucky summary better story.

Kyo's on the brink of exploding from emotional stress. And Yuki wonders what's wrong, while Kyo spirals into depression. The sudden change of heart in Yuki confuses Kyo. But also makes Kyo feel something he never thought he'd feel for the Rat.

These emotions keep building up inside of me, and, if I don't find a way to get rid of them, I think I'll go crazy. So, I'll write down my life story, all of my memories with Mello, so they're down on paper instead of stuck in my head. MXM ON HIATUS

Growing up, all Quillsh spoke of- the fantasy he told me about every night in our shared bedroom- was his dream of starting an orphanage that treated kids better than Meadow Brooks treated US. Everyone else laughed. Not me. Roger POV oneshot

Look Mattie,someone new" "Mells, Matti is a skinny 14 year old girl with big boobs, and dots her I's with hearts, I'm Matt, and who cares if there is someone new." Matt Mello and Near Wammy days for now. Discontinued for now.

The Sohmas seem to be allergic to just about everything, and I'm here to document it all... CHAPTER 3 UP! Yuki's been planning her gift for months, and now that it's ready, she won't even touch it!

Matt, while on an innocent trip to Hershey's Chocolate World, runs into someone he hasn't seen in four years.

Do you know, Mello? Have you guessed? Mello, you're smart, Guess." Matt's POV, MXM, I just HAD to write my favorite pairing... even if it wasn't graphic *sigh* Anyway, enjoy

Mello has been chosen to be the next L. What happens when he realizes he'll never see Matt again? What happens when he meets a certain someone from Matt's past who tells mello all? Why did L have to choose HIM? MattxMello No OC Pairings, I promise!

Mello does his best to prove that he can be mature enough to be a mafia boss, but still throw the biggest hissy fit of the century. And poor Matt has to deal with the aftermath.

Mello and Matt, a rare day off. As close to a seaside holiday as they're ever going to get this late in the game. Wales in November. Strong language and some spoilers. Oneshot.

Sorry, I lied, I know and hope that you will follow," Mello's POV, How he feels about Matt's death and overall Matt's following him. T for safety.

Matt is in the middle of grocery shopping when Mello calls him. And...is Mello crying?

Sometimes, Matt sleeps. But sometimes, he doesn't. T. Matt/Mello. Inspired by Bialy.

Mello has Matt's game control. What's Matt going to do about it?

What happems in the art room, stays in the artroom. The real adventures of me and my friends converted into a collision of death note-ey randomness. Beware. Rated for language 'n' stuff. Please R&R!

On the eve of their daring ill-fated plan to aid in exposing Kira, Mello and Matt share their last night together and have their last conversation. They were everything to each other and they were about to part.

what happens when matt smokes in the apartment. please R&R

it's easter monday and im very bored. this is a few chapters with different characters easters. MxM , LxL, and Nearxtoy please r&r. mild language and some yaoi.

And it's raining so hard out there... Companion piece to flamablechoklit's Window Seat. MattMello drabble. Shota if you squint.

The children of Wammy's House get ready for a winter formal. Just as random as it sounds. Light MxM fluff at the end.

We were both nine, and all you wanted was someone to lean on, and all I wanted was a purpose in life. "I won't. I'll stay with you forever, I promise." We couldn't have possibly foreseen how that little promise would affect our lives.

Matt said this would be fun. Matt said that rollerskating was easy and that Mello would catch on quickly. Matt was a liar.

Artemis and Near challenge eachother's intellect.

Does God like video games? well according to Matt he does. Just a short one-shot. Rated T for a very colorful string of language. Read/Review. Enjoy!

My first attempt at a fanfiction. Random musings based on a conversation I had with my friend. Spoilers for episode 35, but that's pretty much it. It's probably not too good, but whatever.

When Mello was dragged out into the woods, he expectednothing more than a simple and plain hide out. Nothing special. Oh, Mello, why do underestimate your dear friend?

Mello cant plan anything to save his own life... or the life of his best friend... MxM, BL, MattxMello.

Matt and Mello, five years after the Kira investigation. This is the life they should have had, the life they deserved.

Mello's having a bad day can Matt make it better? MattxMello friendship

Our favourite arrogant blonde is sick, and he fears drugs. We all have a weakness, right? But when sickness turns Mello's arrogance up: Matt is there to act as a clever medicine. - Oneshot. Matt - Mello

Matt is contemplating about his past before went into a suicidal mission with Mello. Can be both friendship or fluff. Rated K plus for a tiny bit of swearing

He had made a promise. A promise I knew he couldn't keep, and yet I believed he would. A promise that kept a false hope growing in my heart, only to eat me alive from the inside out when he broke it. And I didn't hate him for braking his promise. Matt POV

Matt thinks he's lost Mello, and Near's not being very reassuring.

Matt i still haven't found my Easter eggs you better have gotten' me some' Matt's POV on spending Easter with Mello. T for colorful language. Hints of yaoi. Please Read/Review. One-shot.

Mello is staying in Japan but won't edmit that he misses Matt. But after reading a email reply from him will Mello change his mind? a little MxM in this one and Matts a bit OOC.

What I imagine Matt and Mello's Easter would be like

The first time Matt laid eyes on him, he knew he was in love. But convincing the extravagant Mello that his feelings are true is completely other matter especially when time is ticking away for both Mello and Matt. AU

Matt's hiding Mello's present, and the blond doesn't appreciate this fact all that much. short MxM holiday oneshot

When Artemis was a child, the world could not touch him. Now he’s older and, when Butler can’t stop all the blows anymore, Artemis learns to strike back. Slash DBAF.

Easter oneshot. Every year at Wammy's House, Mello and Matt would paint Easter eggs together. But after Mello leaves, its just not the same. But that won't stop Matt from doing it. Just looking back at memories from Wammy's, Matt's POV, friendship or yaoi

Matt loves his car. He really, really loves his car. What does he do when Mello catches him appreciating his car? Prompt - Matt/His Car

Roger hated Easter. He hated the other holidays for good and valid reasons too, of course, but Easter was special. It was simply impossible to hide eggs from 72 genius children. Oneshot.

Between the ages of eleven and twelve, Matt, Mello and Near perform a skit in hopes of entertaining L. Along the way, though, the starts of a love triangle is born.

Rule 1: You are playing The Game. Rule 2: Every time you think about The Game, you lose. Rule 3: Loss of The Game must be announced. A bunch of drabbles of people losing The Game.

Beside him he had a blond, blue-eyed angel that was comfortably sleeping against his side, and he couldn't remember the day they'd been reunited, reconnected, like pieces of a puzzle that perfectly fit.

At thirteen, Mello gets the brilliant idea of visiting a haunted house, but things do not end as expected.

I could hear them every night, crawling, groaning. I imagined their furry bodies, yellow eyes with goat-like pupils, and fangs poking out of their mouth, and I could even guess they were multicoloured. What Muppets do to a four years old child... MATT POV

um, young mello and matt talk about the future at wammy's house, about forming an alliance, of some sorts. i don't know. written out of boredom, honestly.

Hatred? Matt hated Mello? The notion left Mello with a bad taste in his mouth that reminded him of gunpowder and regret. -- MxM, a songfic in which Mello is forced to break down his walls at Matt's words.

It was quiet aside from the hum of electric fans and the click-clacking of hand held game buttons. There was a type of peace in the sticky apartment, despite the silent war outside their doorstep. -- A short and sweet one shot in which nostalgia reigns.

When Matt's new job consists of sitting in a cubicle nearly half the day, the poor redhead seeks for something to do. And what better entertainment is there than to rant about Mello? Oh, the things love did to him.

"'Mmmm, so delicious. Yeah baby,' the voice purred. I slapped my hand over my mouth to stifle the scandalized gasp threatening to escape my lips." Matt hears some interresting noises coming from his and Mello's room... and it's easy to misinterpret. MxM

Growing up with a person usually inspires SOMETHING. But when it comes to Mello and Matt, was it really friends from the start? A match made in heaven? Or was there that pressing matter of the oh so easily broken line between love and hate?

So they stay like that for a moment or two, panting and shifting against each other ever so slightly, until the sound of heavy breathing fades away. -A series of MxM drabbles. Rating will vary. Overall T.

why do I often look at my scar? Why so much staring in the mirror, why so much tracing the lines of the wrinkled area with the tip of my finger? Because I count. One by one, everyday, I count. And everyday I know that one is missing. MELLO POV.

M i h a e l is red. N a t e is white. L a w l i e t is black. What color are you?

A fic about how Matt and Mello got to Wammy's House, how they became friends...and how they became more than friends. I think it's safe to give this a T rating but I'll change it if I need to. Marked complete for the time being.

Matt's final thought before he dies.

L is dead and Mello is leaving, but maybe not as soon as he had expected. Oneshot. Slight MelloMatt.

Mello wants to dance with Matt. I was given this by some retarded plot bunny or something so its not very good but uh...yeah! yaoi MelloxMatt along with implied LxBB so if you don't like don't read. Its kinda OCC and its rated for Mello's mouth.

Right before you die, you think of those you love the most. At least that's what Matt did. All these flashbacks and memories make him realize who he loved the most in the world all along.

First of a set of seven matt/mello fanfic's based on the seven deadly sins. Matt has a odd idea about Mello.

Mello left Matt behind when he left whammy's, and now Matt's back with a vengance. Secretly the whole point of this story is to bask in how badass Matt is. Teen for language. Matt/Mello

Mello knows how to use guns and explosives, but sometimes he's scariest with the unexpected. Some Mello/Matt. Oneshot.

Matt carefully informs Mello of the absence of chocolate from his stash... and from the vending machine. And Mello knows just who to blame! No yaoi! Matt and Mello are kids and they are friends!

The 24 hours leading up to their deaths. MxM

A funny little fic that popped into my mind. Slight MxM and coarse language!

Mello has always made it very, very clear to his men what would happen to them if they so much as breathed on Matt. MelloxMatt oneshot, Mello POV. Rated for language.

Mello is busy cutting a bloody path through the criminal underworld, and Matt is hot on his trail. What happens when Matt finally catches up to him? Well. . . lots of guns, sex, and violence-that's what! All with a little Southern flavor . . . Mello/Matt. Mature themes, rated M.

How exactly does Mello manage to not gain weight from all the chocolate he consumes? The age-old mystery has finally been solved! If you've read "Ways to Annoy DN Characters", you might get this. Rated T.

Mello's never had his first kiss, but he knows who he wants it to be with. The only problem is: It's his best friend! His best MALE friend at that! Will he ever get the kiss he wants? Oneshot. MXM

So... you never told me who this Ellis guy is..." Mello said quietly, trying to keep the jealousy out of his voice as they drove to the tattoo parlor.

It's Mello's and Matt's last day together, and Matt wants to enjoy it as much as possible. He wants to believe that he and Mello could make it out alive tomorrow. But he also knows that you can't escape your fate.

Good mafia men are too manly to go on dates. And Mello is nothing if not manly. Sort of.

One-Shot M of non explicit Lemon. Matt kissed the blonde on the forehead, lightly, and settled back against the pillows. He stared long and hard at the ceiling, the memory still playing in his mind like a film.

Matsuda starts to think, which is never a good thing. Realising something, he asks Light about it. Just what makes Canada so popular and funny? Rated T: Curse word. One-shot.

Something hollow had been filled, something hardened had been eased, when Artemis “met” and slowly grew to know Captain Short. 50 sentences from the 1sentence Livejournal community.

Opal is still at large, and the LEP has reason to believe someone is targeting Artemis at St Bartlebys. They send out a reluctant Holly to deal with the problem. But what she doesn't know, is that something far more sinister awaits her there. A/H & OC/OC

His head was lifted by his hair and this time he was able to focus on the speech. "Now state your name for the camera detective." His head lulled foreword and his greasy hair fell into his eyes though his face was still clearly visible. "My name is-" - EDITED

We all know the basic rules of the Death Note, right? Well, it seems Ryuk forgot to add a rule in the manga/anime. What's the rule? One shot. T: Mild Language.

Did L always want to be a detective? What inspired him in the first place? What made him so good at what he does? And why doesn't Light get his pretty pretty princess pony doll? No, it's not an action figure, Light! One shot. OOC Spoilers: Episode 25

Geniuses do have a tendency to do things backwards. Valentine's Day morning for L and Light.

Light's smart, we all know that. But when he makes a big mistake, will he be smart enough to fix it? Two short Drabbles. Crackfic. Rated T: Mild language

The roles of White Day get a bit reversed. Artemis gave Holly chocolate for Valentin's Day what will he get this month? Short explanation of White Day inside. I have been told my summaries suck Rated T for safe. Edited and Completed. Second part is short.

....You have to read it.....

It's night and Mello and Matt are arguing about something... interesting. Can you guess what it is? What? No, it's not that! Pervert! Rated T: Implied sexual conversation. Dedicated to Matt on his birthday.

Artemis requests just a little help from Butler in choosing the correct Autumn Festival date.

No, Hatori didn't regret his decision... but still. Drabble.

75 years. Longer than some people even live, I have loved him. And I never stopped. MxM, Matt POV. Matt's year by year memories of their growing old together, as they should have. Posted in defiance on the day of their canon death. Slight AU- no Kira.

How Butler first met his charge, and the first person Butler threatened for him. One-shot

Have you ever wondered what Artemis Fowl is afraid of?

Artemis encounters a vampire. DISCONTINUED.

Food was food no matter where it was found. Not even when it's found in the garbage cans of the more fortunate. When Matt is taken in off the streets by a rich blond haired boy, he's not entirely sure what to expect.

Hey, Matt?" "Yeah?" I asked, looking up from my game. "This is going to be my last birthday." One-shot in honor of Mello's 20th birthday. Matt's POV. Rated M for a small lemon and mature themes. I don't own Death Note, Matt, or Mello.

AU. Mello is too busy climbing the corporate ladder to take a break. Hoping for a reprive, he does what any good businessman would: get stark-raving drunk! But he isn't alone when he wakes up the next morning... MelloxMatt. AU fic.

Matt/Mello oneshot Mello is not gay. Really, he's not gay. Despite what Matt thinks.

Finnegan was so much more than a one-night stand. But Artemis is broken, and getting Finn back is so much harder than it looks. Companion piece to There's A Girl At St. Bartleby's! ArtemisxOC SLASH No TGASB! knowledge required.

Matt has lost his mind. He's lost in a world of his own. And Mello has no idea what's wrong or how to help. Songfic; Other warnings inside. -Chap. 2 is up!-

After the Kira case, Mello feels like there is nothing left, but one thing he'll always have is Matt. MattxMello character death and possibility of becoming a full story. One-shot for now

And I pull you into my arms, and I nip your ear with an 'I love you' on my lips, and you tell me you don't know how I can love you, because you're ugly, and you've killed and made a lot of mistakes and you're not even worth L. Matt POV.

About as dark as I can get, mild swearing. Holly panics and breaks something fragile. Ten years later, she's still doing self-imposed penance.

What happens when our favorite technological genius centaur holds a 'friendly' interrogation with the famous Artemis Fowl. Why don't we find out...

It was a day to be noted for Myles and Beckett had successfully hacked their first bank account. Yet Artemis would likely feel prouder if it weren't his account that they had gone after.

Post Time Paradox - to avoid telling his father the truth, Artemis the younger takes the family to Russia to reconstruct his father's memories. But his mental games have something in store for everyone - and Britva's planning revenge.

Minerva Paradizo always got what she wanted and she didn't intend for Artemis Fowl to be any different. Artemis/Minerva

Post TTP. It was about time someone stated the obvious. Too bad it wasn't a genius who did so. I know I put the characters as Trouble and Holly, but the pairing is actually HollyxArtemis. Contains a preview of a NCIS style sequel I am working on.

Artemis is scheming again, but he needs some help from Butler, and he won't wake up. Just a random one-shot I came up with. VERY OOC! VERY STUPID! You have been warned. Rated T because I like that rating, but I could probably get away with lower.

Holly comes home to a little surprise...

Artemis, Myles and Beckett visit the aquarium and things seem boring than ever, Myles is annoying Artemis with questions and is disliking Beckett while Beckett is just being...uh, Beckett, they go to a store to find something horrible awaiting them.

Opal attempts to take over the world for the...twenty-seventh time, was it?

Matt's been doing heroin. Mello is not amused. MelloxMatt oneshot Matt POV

B thinks Mail's death looked better than yours, Mihael; because you just made him so sad. -Beyond being...Beyond... character deaths en masse- Adultness, violence, and general Crazy-

After an accident Mello seems like a different person to Matt. During the day he's a kind, slightly odd man and by night he's completely different. What happened to his Mello? And why does day time Mello have such sudden feelings for Near? What of Matt?

Mello tries to ignore a dream that hunts him. Rated M for violence

Mello wants to study. Matt wants to play Tetris. Mello takes his game, and Matt finds a new game to play. Rated T for swearing and kissing and things like that.

I'd take it kicking and screaming, but for you I'll keep my mouth shut. So, so bittersweet and battered. MelloxMatt, slightly Mattcentric. Rated M for abstract sex.

Artemis discovers a gap in his knowledge and sets out to fill it... everyone else is determined to stop him. The Butler's have a little adventure too...and all of this brings about some interesting consequences.Go on read it... you know you're intrigued!

Turns out, Mello is desperately afraid of storms. But the one he loves can always make it just a little bit better. MxM oneshot Mello POV

Butler is having a tough time feeding young Artemis. Short warmup piece. Warning: Adorable.

Really, in the end, Mello is the one for me. MxM oneshot Matt POV Fluff

AU. Yaoi. BB/Mello. The boy was so consumed by his lack of control, so consumed by phantoms; he was willing to let B ravage him to the point of brutality. And Beyond was only too willing to oblige.

Matt remembers the day he found Mello in the burning remains of the building he blew up. Matt POV Oneshot MxM sweetness

Mello's a jerk- he knows that, thanks- and this time he's finally managed to piss off Matt. If he weren't so desperate to fix it, he would consider this rather an achievement. Mello POV, oneshot. Fluffy MxM.

Artler Slash to the 50 words or 50 themes or whatever challenge.It's rated T for violence, sugestivity and character death. But, as I said, it's slash, so don't like don't read. There's also slight hints of H/J. Er . . . R&R?

Kyo has lost the bet. Akito demands that Kyo meet the terms of the agreement. There's only one teensy-weensy, itsy-bitsy problem...

Artemis hasn't been treating himself well, and Butler finally steps in. Oneshot. Butler POV

When they're both children, Akito takes Kyou's beads. Based upon an incident shown in flashback in Volume 6 of the Fruits Basket manga. Spoilers for Volume 6 and chapter 131. Warning for unhappy content. Characters: Akito, Kyou, Shigure.

M2, One-shot. "I stopped caring what happened to my mind the day he left." The aftermath of Mello's abandonment; the long road down to hell and back again with a little help from the devil himself. Rated M for smut, drugs, flangst. Matt-centric.

A response of independence is what the blonde wanted. MxM. Rated M for torture, blood, and later chapters.

Artemis's reaction to the news that the Fowl Star sank. one-shot, Artemis POV, 376 words.

Being friends with Artemis, Foaly had said, would be like being friends with a viper. It was not an inapt analogy. After the events of 'The Time Paradox', Holly and Artemis have a discussion.

Just another little story about Artemis's childhood! A Christmas one though! :D

For Artemis had done all of them, and would have to suffer the consequences. Butler/Artemis slash!

A little episode of a young Artemis trying to be nice! It all goes a bit pearshaped though! My first FanFic! Hope you like it! :D by the way Eoin Colfer owns everything! except the cup of tea! I thought made it with an imaginary kettle so it is mine!

He hated lollipops with a burning passion, though there was only one person who could penetrate his mind that could change that. Butler/Artemis slash!

"The day Light-kun doesn't have the need to speak over one hundred thousand words is the day I will eat quietly!" This is a series of drabbles about...well, L and Light annoying each other. Crack, OOCLight, COMPLETE

Artemis has a dream about lollipoips.

Artemis and Butler have been through many rough times together. But what happens when Butler Blackmails Artemis? Can their friendship last? Or will it crumble?

well this is mainly about a gay rugby player, who thinks of artemis as a puzzle to be solved. really no plot line just about all the things Lawry does to find out how Artemis ticks and in the end falls for the beautiful Irish boy. SLASH

For sins must be coaxed from the sinner by the saint who smiles... Abstracts with the Seven Deadly Sins & the Seven Virtues. Christmas fic for Blue Yeti. [Artler, dark, angst, nominated for Best Drabble, Best Line & Best Slash in the Orion Awards]

Artemis Fowl criminal mastermind has discovered the Cirque Du Freak and is adamant to get his hands on it by any means possible He has already proven himself against fairies but has he finally met his match with vampires? based on the books by Darren Shan

Artemis contemplates on his one sided love of Domovoi and death. Warning: Character Death. Don't read if that offends. Butler chapter has been added.

Artemis, with Butler's help, uses an exercise bike for the first time. OneShot, no slash. First time ever writing here so be critical please.

Butler gives Arty his Valentines Day present while the family are holidaying in Brazil. SLASH. My attempt at a Valentines Day fic.