Cut the Curtains
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Joined 04-17-10, id: 2331113, Profile Updated: 06-29-10
Author has written 2 stories for Gakuen Alice.

Cut the Curtains, man. Just cut 'em. Word.

Somebody stole my icon. D': Oh, well. I still want to ride it, though. That'll be some epic shizz, excuse my french. Oh, Cut the mothereffing Curtains here, nice to meet you. Whoever you are. :D

Bored? Annoyed? Or more importanty, HUNGRY? PM me, I promise you no food, but still. It'd be nice to chat and shizz. :3

-Cut the Curtains.

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Upside Down & All the Way Around by Romantically Loveless reviews
In times where Natsume's in touch with his feminine side, Koko can't turn a computer on and Jinno makes a funny. Crack!fic
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Kokoro Y. - Complete
THING by Yoru no Mukou reviews
—010. "Nagihiko? Attractive? Please, that's like calling Ikuto short. That's like calling Kukai fat. That's like calling Kairi stupid. That's like calling Yaya emo! That's like calling you—" "Okay! I get it. You no like Nagihiko, I get it!"
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Rima M., Nadeshiko/Nagihiko F. - Complete
Moments by ohwhatsherface reviews
And so began the epic showdown between teacher and student. Or, more specifically, a pairing war.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
the on call chronicles by ohwhatsherface reviews
collab with the blanket! AU. Bastard-sensei was getting a "physical" from Dr. Haruno in the supply closet, Sai the Male Nurse was smiling like a creeper, Dr. Hatake was changing his female of choice by the hour and Dr. Nara, by the minute. I hate my job.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Naruto U.
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orientation reviews
It was eating them alive, they needed to know. "Narumi sensei, are you...gay?" It was, after all, THEIR teacher, they just HAD to know.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Narumi - Complete
gy·ne·col·o·gist reviews
In which career-wise endeavours are shared, Natsume claims he wants to be a gynecologist, Narumi really shouldn't have asked why, and Mikan should really know better. Meh, at least Narumi got his entertainment...despite being disturbed.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Narumi, Natsume H. - Complete