Here's a little joke that made me smile:
A lampost outside my house has gone missing.
I think I might attach a notice to my cat to see if everyones found it.
Oh, and one last thing...
Look at your profile. Now back to mine. Now back at your profile. NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it's not mine. But if you stop posting random shit on it and start talking about intresting things, it could look like mine. Look down. Back up. Where are you? Your searching FF.Net for The Profile That Your Profile Could Look Like. What's on your browser? Back at my profile. I have it. It's a story with a decent summary. Look again. I NOW HAVE MANY REVIEWS. Anything is possible when your profile is intresting and not shit. I'm on a laptop.