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Author has written 125 stories for Coraline, Scooby Doo, Beavis and Butt-Head, Rescuers, Warriors, Lion King, Harry Potter, Misc. Movies, Toy Story, 9, High School Musical, Secret of NIMH, Cars, Shaman King, Boktai, Finding Nemo, Final Destination, Godzilla, Yu-Gi-Oh, Aladdin, Series Of Unfortunate Events, Shrek, Saved By The Bell, RENT, Misc. Tv Shows, Land Before Time, Pokémon, My Little Pony, Lilo & Stitch, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Mario, Sesame Street, Meet the Robinsons, Hannah Montana, Futurama, Drake & Josh, Suite Life series, Donkey Kong Country, Ferngully, Bible, Mega Man, SpongeBob SquarePants, Recess, Princess and the Frog, Adventures of Tintin, Big Bang Theory, 1984, Simpsons, Barbie, Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat, Earthbound, King Of The Hill, Great Mouse Detective, Wreck-It Ralph, Commander Keen, Human Centipede, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, Transformers/Beast Wars, E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial, Family Guy, Half-Life, Frozen, Green Lantern, Hey Arnold, Five Nights at Freddy´s, Magic School Bus, South Park, Inside Out, Wander over Yonder, Powerpuff Girls, Web Shows, Virtue's Last Reward, Gravity Falls, Undertale, Twilight, Bambi, Friday the 13th, Portal, Bee Movie, Slender, God's Not Dead, and Steven Universe.

The idea for this first came about with Family Guy's cutaway about banning straight to video Disney films, and a ton of outlandish stupid sequel ideas followed, trying to be as unfaithful and dissonant as possible. As of late the stand-alone cracks (usually Pokemon, Warriors, or some audience alienating crossover) have started taking over.

Writing ridiculous sequelization doesn't appeal to me nearly so much but that doesn't mean I'm not doing it anymore. I have more fun brainstorming for and writing more stand-alone, alternate timeline crackfics that make fun of particular concepts.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: The opinions expressed by characters in these fanfics are not always my own.

ANOTHER AUTHOR'S NOTE: Any story where any of the characters expresses any emotions at all is actually an Inside Out crossover.

Halflife: Fulllife Consequences by squirrelking reviews
John Freeman who is Gordon Freemans brother has to do what has to be done and help Gordon Freemen defeat the enemys
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 53 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Complete
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Revenge of Ash's Pokemon reviews
The Pokemon that Ash has released over the years are very much bitter and vengeful at having been released, so they make a call-out post about him on Tumblr. Then they meet him in real life and aren't any nicer.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Steven Universe Go
Steven and the gems find out that Pearl and Mayor Dewie are getting married on the same day as Ruby and Sapphire's birthday party. Then they find out they're all characters in a story crafted and sabotaged by an all-powerful lion entity.
Crossover - Lion King & Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Published: 8/1 - Simba, OC, Pearl, Steven U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Deep Web reviews
Harry goes to Hogwarts with Albus Severus to complete his 7th year as well as provide moral support, but things are way different from when Harry was attending. Defense Against the Dark Arts class has been removed and classes are less interactive. Harry decides to teach them a lesson by first accessing the Deep Web. Inspired by "The Day I Hired a Hitman on Myself."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,741 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/26 - Harry P., OC, Albus S. P. - Complete
God's Not Dead 3 reviews
A church pastor is urging people not to go see the newly released Frozen live-action remake because Elsa is gay. He decides to lead members of the church to working on their own knock-off version where being gay isn't glorified. Even he's not absolutely certain about some of the stuff he's teaching, and it really shows. A handful of characters from the other 2 movies return.
Crossover - Bible & God's Not Dead - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,452 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/21 - OC, Josh W., Amy R., Grace W. - Complete
Make ThunderClan Great Again reviews
This fanfic is a direct sequel to 'Social Justice Warrior Cats.' As the new leader of ThunderClan, Roarstar vows to build a bramble wall surrounding ThunderClan and get rid of medicine cats to replace with a new medicine plan. Naturally this causes division but even so he's still quite popular. Hidden among all this is a fundamental truth that almost no one remembers.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,090 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/15 - Lionblaze, Cinderheart, Dovewing, OC - Complete
Social Justice Warrior Cats reviews
Squirrelflight has become Clan leader and strives to be overly politically correct while encouraging the rest of the Clans to do the same, which divides the Clan and sends her spiraling into insanity. Many of the cats are also tired of the Erins misgendering them. Part 1 of a planned duology.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,905 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/12 - Squirrelflight, Lionblaze, Rowanclaw, OC - Complete
Frisk suffers thru the first part of 4th grade and receives very poor grades. Blaming the monsters, Frisk's parents banish the monsters back underground so Frisk can concentrate. Frisk falls back underground to join the monsters and has a spiritual dream urging them to collect MacGuffins scattered across different timelines. Meanwhile Alphys has developed a revolutionary technology
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,214 - Published: 11/29/2016 - Frisk, Sans, Toriel, Asgore D. - Complete
Angry Grandpa fights Psycho Dad
Pickleboy and Angry Grandpa come up to New Jersey to get revenge and cause a ton of destruction after Jesse tells his audience that the Angry Grandpa videos are fake. More destruction than any psycho video, featuring explosions, fire, and military weapons.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Published: 11/17/2016 - Complete
Dipper Reacts to Dipper goes to Taco Bell reviews
Dipper is asked to read the 'Dipper goes to Taco Bell' fanfic for a reaction video. Dipper becomes traumatized and fittingly enough, his family decide to go eat out at that same Taco Bell. Dipper feels compelled to prevent anyone from entering the restrooms for as long as possible.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/15/2016 - Dipper P., Grunkle Stan, Soos - Complete
Psycho Dad Shreds Son reviews
A McJuggerNuggets psycho series fanfic. An angry father threatens to mow over his son's video game collection with his lawn mower, but when his son protests, he mows his son and the games.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/14/2016 - Complete
Psycho Ghost Ransacks Workplace
A McJuggerNuggets psycho series fanfic, takes place after 'Psycho Kid Flees Country'. The ghost of an angry father who was killed by his son infiltrates the local Gamestop and utterly destroys it.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Published: 10/19/2016 - Complete
Nonary Game: Undertale Edition reviews
9 people are forced to escape a series of rooms but with a strange twist. They all have to write Undertale fanfics that ship the characters shown on their bracelets in order to escape. This has to be the most mind-screwey fanfic I've written thus far, and chances are you thought such a claim would be a tall order. References to numerous major spoilers from VLR and ZTD abound.
Virtue's Last Reward - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,216 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/10/2016 - Phi, Sigma, Tenmyouji - Complete
Psycho Dad hacks YouTube channel reviews
A McJuggerNuggets psycho series fanfic. An angry father blackmails his son into giving away his password because he's tired of being made fun of on the internet.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/10/2016 - Complete
Meme Salad reviews
The Powerpuff Girls spend the entire story referencing as many memes as they can. There is no plot. Literally just meme spam. Inspired by the snark bait surrounding the 2016 reboot.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2016 - Complete
The Smears, The Lunk
The Smears-Wander and Sylvia experience insane pain every time they move such that their animation happens to be a smear frame. RIP 4th wall. The Lunk-Awesome visits the gym and performs extreme feats of strength, treating the gym like a circus. His behavior causes the lunk alarm to go off several times. Inspired by Planet Fitness and related memes.
Wander over Yonder - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,853 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2016 - Wander, Sylvia, Lord Hater, Emperor Awesome
Inside Out 2: Outside In reviews
Riley and Jordan get married and go on the most extravagant honeymoon ever. After Riley fails a job interview and is mercilessly coddled with material things by her lover, she feels emotionally numb and takes a rather easy job opportunity that takes advantage of her newfound numbness. Meanwhile Riley's emotions embark on an epic journey that would not make sense outside of context.
Inside Out - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,988 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/19/2016 - Riley, Jordan, Riley's Emotions - Complete
Cartman plays Moment of Truth
Cartman appears on the Moment of Truth game show to win money for what he pretends to be a noble cause. He has to answer numerous personal questions on national television, many of which appear designed specifically to mess with him, even asking about his weight. Just what does he think could be worth going so far out of his comfort zone on national television?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,619 - Published: 1/2/2016 - Complete
Yu-Gi-OhMon reviews
A multiple crossover story that's mainly Yu-Gi-Oh and Pokemon, overrun with one-off cameos and plots that don't really lead anywhere. It was written for Nanowrimo, the whole thing is over 50,000 words long, and I just made up the whole thing as I went along. No coherent plot, just a ton of weird stuff happening, weird even by my standards. Don't feel like uploading it all at once.
Crossover - Pokémon & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 35 - Words: 51,277 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/29/2015 - Published: 11/24/2015 - Ash K./Satoshi, Red, Yūgi M., Yami Marik - Complete
Human Centipede World reviews
The 4th installment in the Academy Award winning Human Centipede series captivates the audience once more. Martin's son is scheduled to go to Mars in 2025 and comes up with a morbid way to make Earth look like Saturn.
Human Centipede - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/30/2015
Satan Mario Maker reviews
A Super Mario Maker creepypasta that tells the story of an unnamed individual who buys a cursed copy of Super Mario Maker and tries to make the hardest level possible. Scary things happen the harder he makes the level.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/27/2015 - Mario - Complete
How is babby formed reviews
Miss Frizzle teaches the class how babies are made and then makes the bus take them there. NOTE: It is NOT what you think. C'mon, get your mind out of the gutter. This is K .
Magic School Bus - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/2/2015 - V. Frizzle - Complete
Five Nights at Freddy's 42 reviews
A venue services employee working at a week long tractor pull event is followed home every night by haunted tractors who want him dead. Every night from 12 AM to 6 AM he has to hold the line by keeping the tractors out of his bedroom or else they will run him over. He also has to deal with toxic fumes. Largely inspired by FNAF4 and introduces tractor versions of the animatronics.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/28/2015
The Roast of Arc 6 reviews
Just a random events plot about how Sparkpaw has to undergo a sex change operation so everyone will think she's Firestar, Briarlight becoming a thrill seeker, a conspiracy to kill Heavystep, and a mysterious group of cats known as the IllumiCati. Spoiler Warning: Contains references to the very end of Bramblestar's Storm.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,454 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/3/2015
MOTHER 3 2 reviews
Lucas and Claus both love Kumatora but only one can have her. Lucas reluctantly hatches a plan to make his brother happy but at a cost. Meanwhile, Porky commits to an exercise regimen to make himself thin. This fanfic contains references to spoilers, so DO NOT read unless you've played thru MOTHER 3, unless you don't care about spoilers.
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/22/2015 - Complete
Pink Bunny Poison reviews
9 years after Arnold betrays Iggy and they still haven't forgotten. Iggy finds getting a job impossible because the employers will not hire anyone who has worn a pink bunny suit for any reason other than being forced to, and Arnold works at a Heart Attack Grill. Two major themes to the story are: move on from the past, and smiling does not equal lying.
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/3/2015
A Story with Absolutely No Swearing reviews
Bert celebrates his birthday on February 29th on a leap year, and Barkley is love sick. The ending was shoe-horned to justify a T rating since I wouldn't know what rating to pick otherwise.
Sesame Street - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/18/2015 - Complete
I Forgive You reviews
Pinkie Pie excessively tortures Twilight Sparkle for not inviting her to her 100,000 gamer score party and then is easily forgiven at the drop of a hat. One of my most disturbing fics ever, as there is a bit of violence, swearing, and other stuff, so beware.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie - Complete
Bulk Biceps' Kingdom reviews
After Twilight resigns from her role as princess, Celestia, Luna, and probably Cadence host job interviews to fill the empty void. Bulk Biceps encourages every pony to lift weights and uses a force stronger than magic. Also, I noticed a plot hole sometime after submitting it. See if you can spot it.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/3/2015 - Complete
Green Lantern's Nightly Routine
Have you ever wondered what this guy does at night after his superhero duties? Well, wonder no longer. You will laugh, cringe, and/or facedesk.
Green Lantern - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/15/2015 - Complete
Green Lantern's Morning Routine reviews
Have you ever wondered what this guy does in the morning before his superhero duties? Well, wonder no longer. You will laugh, cringe, and/or facedesk.
Green Lantern - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2015 - Complete
Bramblestar's Apocalypse reviews
Firestar gives a warning that an even greater storm is coming, and Bramblestar realizes that ThunderClan needs strength in numbers if it is to survive, so he travels all over the world rescuing kittypets and recruiting them. When his search brings him to west Africa, he brings doom to the Clans and it gets worse from there. We also learn how StarClan influences warrior names.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/28/2015
Yugi the Cheater reviews
Yugi has to give back all the prizes he won from the Duelist Kingdom and Battle City tournaments because he used the spirit from his Millennium Puzzle to fight his battles for him, and that counts as cheating. That means stealing his grandpa's soul, making Serenity blind again, robbing the hospital, and delivering the Egyptian God cards.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1/8/2015 - Yūgi M., Anzu M./Tea G., Pegasus C./M. Pegasus, OC - Complete
Toy Story 5: Bonnie's not who she seems reviews
The toys' new owner is not a kid like they thought, but actually the animatronic with the same name, and they're taken with her to the grand reopening of Freddy Fazbear's. Each night the toys are forced to stay, the security guards are killed off one by one, and the toys grow increasingly distrustful and paranoid. Even tho I didn't put humor or parody, crackfic elements are present
Crossover - Toy Story & Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,546 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/4/2014
Let Go, Let Dove reviews
Dovewing gets a job at the NSA which proves to be useful for her spying powers. When ThunderClan suspects something to be amiss, Dovewing and her coworkers invade the Clan since no one is supposed to know. Inspired by the South Park episode 'Let Go Let Gov'
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/11/2014
Half Life: Card Game Consequences reviews
The Combine have invaded Earth and after a friendship speech fails, Yami challenges them to a duel.
Crossover - Half-Life & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/10/2014
Ashes to Ashes reviews
An unnecessarily confusing wild mass guessing that helps explain why Ash never ages as well as why he never seems to ever get any smarter. Also features a reference to the Lumiose City glitch.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/2/2014
Half Life 3 confirmed reviews
Half Life 3 has finally been confirmed for a May 3014 release, but by then all the people who still care about what happens next are gone, except for Fry. He takes the game back to his time only to find himself in the middle of a massive game of keep away against gamer nerds who are passing the only copy around to play through it and spoiling every plot twist.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2014
Equestrian Final Destination reviews
While at Pinkie Pie's high school graduation party, Twilight receives a premonition of disaster at the party, killing her friends. She successfully escapes along with her friends, but Death is still after them, so they all start dying in various ways. Then Twilight learns of very much the same bit of new mythology that Final Destination 5 adds and things become chaotic.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Final Destination - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Complete
Hot Mist reviews
Misty gets a new swimsuit that looks so perfect on her that everyone is constantly ogling her, distracting Ash from being a Pokemon Master, and she grows increasingly uncomfortable. She enters a swimsuit competition and proves to be at an unfair advantage, and Ash unsuccessfully tries to stop it. Sort of inspired by the one banned episode with the swimsuit contest.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2014 - Complete
Frozen 2: This Past Winter reviews
Elsa is called upon to use her magic to stop global warming. When a melting Olaf convinces her to tackle the task, her winter causes the January 2014 polar vortex in the United States. A school district sues Elsa for causing so many snow days, and she's stripped of her powers, which becomes a metaphorical hot potato. The students dream of a world without school.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/1/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Olaf - Complete
Half Life 2 episode 2 episode 1 reviews
Gordon upgrades DOG to look cuter, and he and Alyx forget their objective in favor of leisure activities. After being ambushed, Gordon joins the Combine just for the perks. G-Man warns of an enemy even the Combine fears, and just when it looks like the end of the world, there is a mysterious heroic counterpart to the Combine who can help them. Contains references to spoilers.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,212 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Gordon F., Alyx V., A. Magnusson, Dog - Complete
Stewie wants to marry Brian and Brian wants to marry Lois, so they come to the realization that since Brian is a main character, he can't die permanently, so killing Peter, Lois, and Quagmire was no big deal. They find a way to bring characters back from the dead. After Quagmire somehow comes back, he takes his revenge, and settles things once and for all.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Brian G., Lois G., Stewie G. - Complete
When Elliot accidentally breaks the toilet, his family has to get a new toilet, and they get one that actually turns out to be an interplanetary device. An accident involving a gruesome death calls for a harsh new law to make toilets safer. Meanwhile Michael has turned evil and wants to enslave E.T.'s race and humanity because of an insult Elliot used somewhere in the first movie.
E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Complete
Beast Machines No More
After the Maximals win the Beast Wars and are headed back to Cybertron, future Optimus warns them not to land on Cybertron or they will become part of the most controversial Transformers arc, so they turn around. The other Maximals don't listen and find their own way back. After not being satisfied with his fancy upgrade, Rattrap teases the Vok and they build another Planet Buster.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,880 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Optimus Primal, Rattrap, Cheetor - Complete
Slender Cats reviews
After showing up to the Gathering all by themselves, ThunderClan wonders why all the other Clans have disappeared. When they find a single page, Slender Man is the suspected culprit and an unwilling cat is sent to find the other pages and to kill Slender. The ending is kinda disturbing.
Crossover - Warriors & Slender - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Bramblestar, Millie - Complete
The Roast of 'The Last Hope' reviews
More of a cross between a roast and an abridged series, actually. This is a retelling of 'The Last Hope' but translated in my rushed, crack fic style, and rewrites quite a few events while being only a little faithful to the original book. Featuring medium awareness, motorcycle riding, and cats swearing using Twoleg language.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Tigerstar, Firestar, Dovewing, Lionblaze - Complete
Jake and Lemongrab reviews
Jake and Lemongrab argue about who is more yellow, read Marceline's zits, break up a fight between Flame Princess and Peebles, stare at the sun, and go on an adventure, all without using the letter 'e'. This entire fanfic is unique in that it completely omits the letter 'e', making for some interesting, sometimes lengthy word choices (ctrl-F was a big help).
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Jake - Complete
BMO Lost reviews
BMO loses the game. He is not amused.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2013 - BMO - Complete
The Power of Bee reviews
Hollyleaf and Heavystep have a kit named Starkit who later becomes Clan leader through objectionable means and gets sued for copyright infringement for calling the Clan she started "StarClan." A particular insult overheard by Barry B. Benson causes him to lead all the bees in the world in a battle against all seven Clans, in the biggest battle ever since the Dark Forest battle.
Crossover - Warriors & Bee Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Heavystep, Hollyleaf, Lionblaze, Barry B. - Complete
Human Centipede 2, the animated 4Kids version reviews
Human Centipede 2, edited to be kid friendly, which means numerous changes had to take place from the source material.
Human Centipede - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Complete
Wheatley convinces Chell to jump into the pit and she lands into Equestria. It is also Pinkie Pie's birthday but no one else wants to go to her party because they dislike humans. Pinkie decides just her and Chell are not enough, so she makes a bunch of Chell copies, who are seeking the boy bands, boyfriend, parents, and three portal device Wheatley promised, stopping at nothing.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,342 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Commander Keen episode 10: Hasta la Vista Heaven
When Keen dies from eating a piece of broccoli, God tells him that Mortimer McMire is scheming a plot to blow up heaven. Keen comes back and needs to find a way to stop his nemesis or else everyone who dies will have to go to hell when they die.
Commander Keen - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Mortimer M., Billy B., Commander Keen - Complete
I Wanna Be The Ralph reviews
After getting drunk at Tappers, Ralph finds out his drunk episode is on YouTube and decides to redeem himself by going through I Wanna Be The Guy. He chickens out and moves to Crazy Bus, the easiest and most pointless game. While Ralph is gone, Felix decides that Cybugs are a good replacement for wrecking things, until their replacement makes him reluctant to move in with Calhoun.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Wreck-It Ralph, Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Harry Potter and the Food Desert reviews
After graduating from Hogwarts, Harry finds out that U of L has a Quidditch team, so he applies there, but his happiness fades when it seems impossible to get any healthy food anywhere on campus, so he quickly finds himself morbidly obese and gets kicked off the Quidditch team because of his weight. Can he survive this food desert and achieve his dream of playing Muggle Quidditch?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Complete
Ratigan's Secret Ritual reviews
In this made up crack fic prequel, Ratigan has a tradition for each crime he commits. He sings a villain song and secretly picks a mouse he doesn't like to pressure to call him a rat so he can get mad and feed them to his fat cat. Until he accidentally reveals it in earshot of everyone, so Felicia nearly starves because no one dares call him a rat. Meanwhile, H. Flaversham is busy.
Great Mouse Detective - Rated: T - English - Parody/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Ratigan, H. Flaversham - Complete
Lan and Friends vs Internet Censorship reviews
Lan finds out that Congress is debating two bills that would put an end to profanity, trolling, and possibly net battling. When the opponents of the bill call gov't officials and sign petitions, the bills are defeated, but the FCC decides instead to censor real life. Inspired by that episode of Family Guy, the SOPA and PIPA battle, and the Scunthorpe Problem.
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/16/2012 - MegaMan.EXE, Roll.EXE - Complete
Ash Ketchup reviews
Ash aspires to be cool enough to be the same person as Red since Gary is apparently cool enough to be the same person as Blue. After losing a battle and numerous failed attempts to "be cool" a mysterious trio gives him a book on how to become a Pokemon Master in just three days. Inspired by this one book I read in elementary school "Be a Perfect Person in Just Three Days."
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Red, Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Hank the Pony Hater reviews
This fanfic was inspired by a cartoon uploaded to YouTube by a user who goes by Ukinojoe. Hank doesn't want Bobby watching My Little Pony Friendship is Magic because he deems it a "girly" show. Also contains Cupcakes references.
King Of The Hill - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Complete
Portal 3: Wheatley Elementary reviews
After Chell gets Wheatley back from space, she enrolls him in school so he won't be a moron anymore. When she misses GLaDOS as a potato, she plugs in Space core to do the work. Bad idea. Meanwhile, Ness, on a school field trip, receives a desperate plea to save Aperture from being blasted into space. Turrets being cute is a major theme here. Also featuring several one off jokes.
Crossover - Earthbound & Portal - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,835 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Ness, Space Core - Complete
Living on the Edge: the fanfic reviews
Mario finds himself in one of the most extreme and unforgiving environments ever and he'll need to use every skill and glitch he's ever learned and master it fully. Based on TheFinalBoss's Living on the Edge hack. Proof that Mario will do ANYTHING for Peach.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Mario - Complete
The Foolish Magistrate Censors the Internet reviews
A stone age version of computers and the internet have come to China and the cats are busier than ever. When pictures of the foolish magistrate are floating around on their version of the internet, he becomes a laughingstock and his ire causes him to censor any site that could have users post pictures of him, causing the economy to collapse. No advanced technology is present.
Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Complete
My Little Centipede reviews
Partially inspired by Lesson Zero. Twilight hasn't written to princess Celestia in a while, so she vows to create a problem she can learn a lesson from. She does this by constructing a centipede made of ponies.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Human Centipede - Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Barbie Q reviews
Barbie is on a quest to reopen Mega Upload so she can download some Cheerios because she's hungry. Please note, I have never really had any interest in playing with Barbies. Ever. In fact, pay special attention to the title for a hint at her ultimate fate.
Barbie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Barbie - Complete
Simpsons Movie 2: Pregnant 90X reviews
During the grand opening of a new amusement park, an accident on the roller coaster serves as a wake up call for Springfield to pass laws designed to fight obesity, including requiring everyone to use P90X. Somehow every male believes they're pregnant and they're fine with a law to ban sleep. Bart isn't so happy with the law when he finds out he has to have wisdom teeth taken out.
Crossover - Simpsons & Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Barney, Freddy K. - Complete
1985 reviews
Winston falls in love with Big Brother, but he cannot let Julia find out. He goes out, pretending to go to work after getting fired but is actually looking for Big Brother. Until he finds an easier way involving the room 101 glitch.
1984 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Complete
Omen of the Stars 7: Sue Clan reviews
A direct sequel to The Last Hope. After being allowed to make decisions again thanks to someone filling in for Spottedleaf, ThunderClan changes its name to SueClan. After chaos and insanity ensues, a kittypet teaches them a shocking truth about StarClan.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Bramblestar, Lionblaze - Complete
Pinkie Pie is Watching You reviews
Pinkie Pie has somehow turned Equestria into a 1984 style police state, watching everyone and demanding everyone smile all the time or else severe consequences would be unleashed. Meanwhile, Twilight reluctantly invites Derpy to her birthday party.
Crossover - My Little Pony & 1984 - Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Piping Hot A Big Bang Theory crack fic reviews
Bored with his amateur train set, Sheldon aims to build a roller coaster made entirely out of bathroom pipes, leaving everyone to go in the middle of the road. Meanwhile Penny reveals she is micro-chipped and constantly monitored by the government.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
An untitled Pokemon crack fic with a title reviews
Team Rocket dress up as the twerps and successfully make off with their Pokemon. When Brock acts significantly OOC, James feels motivated to evolve his Yamask. Featuring Duplica. Contains small spoilers from the newest episode as of 2/18/12.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Jessie/Musashi, James/Kojirō - Complete
Tintin 2: Title Censored by the Government reviews
Tintin realizes he's in love with Bianca Castafiore, but when she rejects him, he finds out that there are no fish in the sea. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a mysterious character causes Tintin to seek medical attention.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,019 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Tintin, Bianca Castafiore - Complete
Princess and the Frog 2: Air Quality Alert reviews
After accidentally suing herself, Tiana moves out and is displeased at Prince Naveen, who does something that makes her deathly afraid to breathe. Meanwhile, the Fenner Brothers support a master plan involving draconian laws.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Charlotte L.B., Tiana - Complete
Hannah Montana Forever reviews
Miley starts smoking to prove to her friend who started smoking that quitting is easy, but it backfires. In the subplot, Jackson's interest in a particular teen pop sensation lands him in trouble. This fanfic is named for a reason you'll hate me for.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,487 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Hannah M./Miley S., Lilly T./Lola L. - Complete
Recess School's Out 2: Thrill or Cream? reviews
The students of Ms. Finster's class have to do an assignment over the summer about whether the chorus of Eye of the Tiger says 'cream' or 'thrill.' They're not allowed to meet the band for obvious reasons. Gretchen's head shape becomes important somehow.
Recess - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/11/2011 - King Bob, Gretchen G. - Complete
The Plague Dogs 2: Unda da Sea! reviews
Continues from where Plague Dogs left off. Rowf and Snitter were reincarnated as Spongebob and Patrick respectively. They must stop Mr. Krabs's plot to pull New York City underwater, and Mr. Krabs's motive will blow your mind!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/24/2011 - SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs - Complete
Mega Man Battle Network 7: Chore Time reviews
Megaman destroys the internet, and since Lan is the operator and is thus considered responsible, he must do chores for Commander beef so he can earn allowance to buy a new internet. Featuring a mini parody of Justin Bieber.
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Lan Hikari, Masa - Complete
The Bible 2 reviews
Don't worry, this fanfic isn't as blasphemous as the title would lead you to believe.
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Complete
Fern Gully 3 or Human Centipede 4 reviews
Magi, paranoid about Hexxus coming back, turns all the fairies of Fern Gully into a fairy centipede to try to stop him. This fanfic is heavily based on the Human Centipede. I must warn you, this fanfic is full of squick, so it's not for young readers.
Ferngully - Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Complete
Donkey Kong Country theta: Kong Kollege Kalkulus reviews
K. Rool has become the newest professor at Kong Kollege and he has a diabolical plan up his sleeve. Diddy is faced with a tough decision and the plot is resolved with a very common element of my crack fics.
Donkey Kong Country - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Diddy Kong, King K. Rool - Complete
Futurama 5: Muscle Mayhem
The Planet Express crew needs to make Farnsworth a honey sandwich, but bees are extinct, and he is inflexible. He eventually finds a morbid way of feeding himself, but then Jesus comes back and points their flaws out. Some strong language is present.
Futurama - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,937 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - H. Farnsworth, T. Leela
Kindle Cove reviews
Zack and Cody work out a plan to try to put Borders back in business and permanently destroy the kindle, so they strike a deal with a terrorist group, which leads to the Tipton hotel being under a threat.
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/9/2011 - London T., Zack M. - Complete
The Demonator's Removal reviews
The titular duo find out that there are plans to replace the Demonator with a waterpark, and they intend to protest, but they also have to deal with one of Megan's crazy schemes. In the end, the titular duo are victorious, in some way.
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Megan P., Josh N. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Skin Flake Confetti reviews
A direct sequel to Harry's Motherhood. Harry finds an unusual, morbid way to celebrate his kid's birthday party, and Albus Severus is being picked on by bullies. Meanwhile, the Hogwarts staff are still on patrol.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Harry P.
Green Lantern 2: Mind Mush reviews
Based on the 2011 live action movie. Hannah Montana buys the power ring on eBay so she can be the most powerful pop star and produce her own music genre as well as the first female Green Lantern. Includes one of the most unique, weirdest endings ever.
Crossover - Hannah Montana & Green Lantern - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Hannah M./Miley S. - Complete
Meet the Robinsons 2: Btop Terror reviews
Lewis makes a bet to Wilbur that he can get a girlfriend before the sun sets on the third day. Lewis exploits a loophole and over-wins the bet, and learns a valuable lesson.
Meet the Robinsons - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Lewis, Wilbur R. - Complete
Ash is Stupid reviews
Ash is so stupid, he makes Peter Griffin from Family Guy look like Albert Einstein.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Harry Potter goes to Hell reviews
No mpreg this time! Harry Potter dies and goes to hell because witchcraft is a sin and he could not abandon his precious magic. Featuring a parody of the Robot Hell song from Futurama. OMG, I just noticed this story has 1337 words!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Great Mouse Detective 2: Case of the Urinal Deuce reviews
Basil of Baker street has yet another mystery to solve. WHO MADE DOOKIE IN THE URINAL? Inspired by a season 10 episode of South Park.
Crossover - Sesame Street & Great Mouse Detective - Rated: T - English - Parody/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Basil - Complete
Series of Unfortunate Events 2: the Pluto Problem reviews
Klaus wants to set a world record and becomes the laughing stock of the world. His family is sharply against him becoming famous. Violet builds him a spaceship so he can escape to Pluto, but that leads to more problems.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,956 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Klaus B., Aunt Josephine - Complete
Spottedbrain reviews
A documentary that explores how important Spottedleaf really is to the warrior Clans. We see a side of her that the books never bothered to explore as well as a parody of how annoying she is. For Spottedleaf haters. Show this to one of the Erins, please.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Spottedleaf - Complete
Super Mario World 2: YOUTUBEVERSE reviews
Bowser's latest scheme involves getting inspiration from YouTube videos of Kaizo hacks to create the most brutal death traps for Mario. Meanwhile, Mario comes up with a fool-proof way to avoid copyright infringement on your YouTube videos.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Mario, Bowser - Complete
The Dark Knight 2: Funco City reviews
Batman takes advantage of a break from his vigilante duties because the Joker is too engrossed in his Rubik's cube. In the process, he learns how gratifying it is to make an old friend feel better about his physical appearance.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Harvey D. - Complete
Warrior Cats: the Movie: the Fanfic reviews
A retelling of Into the Wild, featuring such musical numbers as Tigerclaw and Spottedleaf teaching math and ABC's. Zero gore, zero violence, zero killing. Just mild name calling as Tigerclaw tries to become King of the Forest.
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Firestar, Spottedleaf - Complete
Lilo and Stitch 3: the Trash Can Crisis
Somehow all the trash cans in the city have mysteriously disappeared, the art museum is a mess, and there's a flash flood warning. Possibly the most confusing fanfic I've written thus far, as it's written similarly to the Simpsons Trilogy of Error.
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,299 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Complete
The 'Death' of Pinkie Pie reviews
Pinkie Pie fakes her own death for an extremely frivolous fashion related reason while Fluttershy sets out to deny her self after being diagnosed with Asperger's. Meanwhile, Twilight realizes how unfortunate her name is when she is chased by fan girls.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Complete
I Love You Lopunny reviews
While Brock is focusing on his romantic relationship with Lopunny, Ash loses endlessly and mercilessly against Lenora's Watchog, no matter what Pokemon he uses.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Brock/Takeshi, Lopunny/Mimilop - Complete
Ash Wakes Up reviews
This short fanfic was based on the coma theory. The whole series up to this point has been one long coma dream of Ash's, so he sets out to be a Pokemon Master for real, this time his signature Pokemon being Celebi.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Celebi - Complete
Land Before Time 14: Copyright is Stupid reviews
Littlefoot reaches puberty and changes his name to Bigfoot, but a certain North American ape creature with huge feet is unamused and forces him to change his name or else he can sue for copyright infringement. Compare to Tikki Tikki Tembo.
Land Before Time - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Littlefoot, Petrie - Complete
Omen of the Stars 4 and a half: the Gender Blender reviews
A mysterious Twoleg force is going around the Clans, turning random cats into the opposite gender, which ThunderClan, with its new leader, fears will destroy their most sacred romantic couple. The PoT prophecy will be fulfilled. Contains SOTM spoilers.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Lionblaze, Cinderheart - Complete
Barney's Worst Day Ever reviews
Barney the purple dinosaur falls victim to various misfortunes and tortures, some way worse than others. This fic is intended for haters who are past the intended age.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Complete
RENT 2: the Sugarbowl reviews
The cast has gone viral on YouTube, but their ratings are plummeting, so they go on Disney Channel to raise their ratings. They soon realize the sweet life is not all it's cracked up to be. Strong language is present. I also wrote this in an unusual way.
RENT - Rated: M - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/26/2011
Wedding in Las Vegas 2: Reeducation reviews
Belding becomes the new mayor of Las Vegas and forces every post H.S. graduate U.S. citizen to go through grades K through 12 all over again so America won't be a stupid society. No one realizes the adverse effects until after the second graduation.
Saved By The Bell - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Belding, Zack M. - Complete
Shrek 5: No Shrek Left Behind reviews
Shrek did poorly on the statewide testing and as a result decided to protest the No Child Left Behind Act. One of my shortest fanfics. That's why the summary is so short. I also wanna avoid spoilers, but you prolly don't care anyway.
Shrek - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Shrek - Complete
Aladdin 4: Jafar may need Glasses reviews
Jafar takes his driving test so he can drive to where Aladdin moved to and kill him, but he fails miserably due to his poor eye sight, so he needs glasses. The Genie has been keeping a dark secret. This fanfic was inspired by that one Family Guy cutaway.
Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Jafar, Iago - Complete
Hawkfrost's Evil Experiment reviews
Inspired by Frankenstein, Hawkfrost has taped together parts of dead cats to bring back Tigerstar. Meanwhile, Jayfeather and the stick have had kits, and we learn something strange about Millie, Heavystep, and Jayjay. Some strong language.
Warriors - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Jayfeather, Heavystep - Complete
YuGiOh!: Fight for the Color Guard reviews
Yugi and Tea sign up for the last spot on the color guard and they duel to see which one can join, and the loser gets jealous. Meanwhile, Marik is using his Millennium staff to play pranks on teachers and students and he can get away with it. What fun!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Yūgi M., Anzu M./Tea G. - Complete
Bambi 3: Bam, Bee Factory reviews
Bambi wants to get rid of all the bees because he got stung by one, and this eventually leads to Godzilla revealing a strange truth about his mother. No one dies. They just get sent to the Shadow Realm instead. No praise!
Crossover - Godzilla & Bambi - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Godzilla - Complete
Final Destination 6 reviews
Ashley's boyfriend is having a B-day party and she has a premonition of herself going crazy and killing everyone because of the gifts he recieves. This one is darker and edgier than my other fanfics. Rated M because the end is pretty gruesome.
Final Destination - Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Ashley, Ashlynn - Complete
Finding Nemo 2: They Found Him! Oh Noez! reviews
The fish all have to evacuate the ocean because of the BP oil spill, but Nemo is nowhere in sight. In the subplot, Crush's crazy scheme ends with him having psychic powers. This all culminates in an ending that you will hate me for, assuming anyone reads.
Finding Nemo - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Marlin, Crush - Complete
Firestar's Darwin Award reviews
Firestar becomes a thrillseeker, leading to his downfall. Lionblaze becomes the new leader and an internet sensation, the Heavystep puzzle is explained, and Sandstorm is sad that her mate is gone and will do anything to bring him back.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Firestar, Spottedleaf - Complete
Beavis and ButtHead do the Holocaust reviews
Beavis blows up his iPod in the microwave, opening a time portal back to Nazi Germany. They befriend Hitler, who promptly betrays them after a forced surgery. Since it's Beavis & Butthead, writing in my normal style still leaves them in character.
Beavis and Butt-Head - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Complete
Boktai 4: the Radiation is in your Hand
The undead have built up an immunity to sunlight, so Django has to use nuclear radiation now to kill them. After an accident which intensifies global warming considerably, he gears up for one of the most ridiculous deus ex machinas I have come up with.
Boktai - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Complete
Shaman Squarepants
Yoh needs to help Rio get to his job interview at Kentucky Kingdom, and Mr. Krabs wants to destroy the economy for some unspecified reason. Anna hosts an all-girl slumber party. Horohoro is the hero of this story. Also, massive fourth wall breakage.
Crossover - Shaman King & SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Horohoro U., Mr. Krabs - Complete
Cars 3: An Inconvenient Revelation reviews
The cars find out they're not allowed to move at all because of global warming, which leads to anger, boredom, and confusion. All that Lightning McQueen can think about is his race.
Cars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Mater, Lightning - Complete
Secret of NIMH 3: Halloween in Thorn Valley reviews
In yet another Secret of NIMH sequel, a halloween festival is going on and we learn why Timmy REALLY became a hero in the second movie, and that leads to further questions. Also, the Great Owl is lovesick, and we get to see Timmy and Jenny's kids.
Secret of NIMH - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Great Owl, Timothy - Complete
High School Musical 5: Senior Year Repeat
The HSM gang fail senior year on purpose so they can be in high school for another high school musical. Elements such as m-preg, a wishing star, space travel, and death defying thrill rides are present as well as the stress of school work.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,379 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Chad D., Troy B. - Complete
9 2: Starstruck literally and figuratively reviews
All the stitchpunks are back in an all new comedy adventure involving time travel, aliens, a game of baseball, and of course, division by zero. Featuring a happy ending.
9 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,772 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/11/2010 - 1, 8 - Complete
Toy Story 4: Ring of Fire reviews
Andy gets all his toys back and leaves college to move into a new place with his toys, but it has too many mosquitoes. After his idiotic method of getting rid of them, he finds himself caught in a Groundhog Day loop that requires an epiphany to escape.
Toy Story - Rated: T - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Andy D. - Complete
Pinocchio 2: My Nose Will Grow Now reviews
When Gepetto punishes Pinocchio for getting into a forbidden relationship, he wishes to be a puppet again and ponders the famous question "What if I say that my nose is about to grow?" Pinocchio is quite the rebellious child.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Complete
Harry Potter 8: Harry's Motherhood reviews
Harry has his own child after becoming a woman. After his child gets rejected from Hogwarts, he learns a strange truth about himself. In the B-plot, the Hogwarts faculty have been searching for the main trio for over 19 years to punish them for cutting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Lion King 3: Simba saves Santa reviews
Simba is the chosen one to save Santa from a deadly virus that will kill him or else Christmas will not happen. In the sorta B plot, Kiara's sweet 16 party is ruined and she gets out of community service, only to be caught up in a demolition derby.
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Kiara, Simba - Complete
Firestar's Quest 2: Ride Warrior Cats reviews
The Clans all go to Kings Island amusement park and leave their warrior life behind. Things go haywire after a never before seen cat breaks down Diamondback. Firestar goes on yet another big quest. Also included are unlikely romances and game losing.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Brightheart, Tigerstar - Complete
The Rescuers 3: Bianca the Nazi reviews
in this live action, in name only sequel, Bernard and Bianca accidentally travel back in time to Nazi Germany where Bianca is brainwashed into becoming a Nazi. Bernard must prove himself a hero.
Rescuers - Rated: M - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Bernard, Bianca - Complete
The Twilight Saga 5: Bella the Buff Chick reviews
Bella finally realizes that she and Edward can't be together anymore, so she joins a gym to get huge muscles and enters a bench press competition. In the partially useless subplot, Beavis and Butthead cause trouble for everyone.
Crossover - Beavis and Butt-Head & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Bella - Complete
Scooby Doo 3: Shaggy joins PETA reviews
Shaggy's strong hatred for chipotle steak burgers causes him to join PETA. A strange, impossible chain of events leads to an even more impossible situation involving the near end of the world.
Scooby Doo - Rated: T - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Shaggy, Scooby Doo - Complete
Coraline 2: Coraline's Musical Adventure reviews
Coraline starts a rock band to make big bucks, but that proves to be a challenge when Bobinsky is plotting to ruin her life by making all her songs available for free download just because he thinks her name is "Caroline."
Coraline - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,317 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Coraline J., Mr. Bobo - Complete