Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.
OK i am not big on introductions, but here goes nothing.
I live in texas and speak english and a little bit of spanish, i want to learn Italian/French. I am an artist and I'll be attending college soon. During my free time I enjoy reading books, mostly the romantic love novels and fiction series but I'll read anything, playing Paramore songs on my Ipod and writing new chapters/stories.
I am 20 years old. I'm about 5'2 feet tall. I know, I'm really short, lol. Anyways, I'm a very outgoing person and I recently found out about my third stage cancer, I have ovarian cancer but in a labeled term its call dysgerminomia, its supposedly very rare.
My favorite color is black, dark-blue, purple, and red, and my favorite band is the band Perry but I also like Paramore, Skillet, Nickleback, Lil Wayne, Lil Wyte, Limp Bizkit, Evanescence...What else??? Well, I hate rumours, the color pink, bugs, spiders and alot of other insects that bite, oooh and poison oak =P. I love music, puppies, baby tigers, stripes, and shirtless hot sizzling men!(did i mentchen i'm a Team Wolf girl...from Twilight, guess not, but i am)My sisters and i dont really ever get along. i am the oldest and i have two younger sisters. It's really embarrassing when everyone stares at me weird though. I hope you enjoy my stories! and I think that's pretty much it. Peace out my peeps!
shhh here's a secret...(!)
P.S. Books is my personal brand of heroine. =)
i love and have read:
•The House of Night series- p.c cast and kristen cast
•The Twilight saga and Host- Stephenie Meyer
•The Hunger Games- Suzanne Collins
•Mortal Instruments- Cassandra Clare
•Divergent series- Veronica Roth
•Vampire Academy series- Richelle Mead
•Vampire Diaries and Night World and The Secret Circle and Dark Visions- L.j. Smith
•Tantalize- Cynthia Leitich Smith
•Anne Rice novels
•The Immortals Series- Alyson Noel
•Blue Bloods novel- De La Cruz
•Firelight- Sophie Jordan
•Wings- Aprilynn Pike
and many more...
the characters i will most likely put together will be SamXBella PaulXBella JaredXBella CarlisleXBella JasperXBella. But i will be making more stories with different characters put together, but for now this is what you get.
i died laughing watching this-->
You know your addicted to fanfics when:
1. you can't sleep unless you think about them in bed
2. you talk to yourself about fanfics constantly
3. simple everyday things give you a idea for a new fanfic
4. you have so many fanfic ideas that you forget them all
5. you read 3 fanfics a day
6. you can't decide whether to read or write a fanfic
I CRY too much
just remember im me not you!
DADDY”S RULES FOR DATING
Your dad’s rules for your boyfriend (or for if you’re a guy)
Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you don’t peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter’s body, I will remove them.
Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don’t take this as an insult, but you and all your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about the issue, so I propose this compromise: you may come to the door with you underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact come off during the courses of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.
Rule Four: I’m sure you’ve been told that in today’s world, sex without utilizing a ‘Barrier Method’ of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.
Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and only word I need you to say on this subject is ‘early'.
Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.
Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don’t you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?
Rule Eight: The Following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter. Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough too induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, mid-driff t shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater and a goose-parka, zipped up to her throat. Movies with strong romantic or sexual themes are to be avoided: movies which feature chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folk’s homes are better.
Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shot gun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.
Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of our car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a nice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as a wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit the car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car- there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face in the window is mine.
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
read this if you hate racism.
What a REAL boyfriend should do:
• give her one of your t-shirts to sleep in
• leave her cute text notes
• kiss her in front of your friends
• look into her eyes when you talk to her
• tell her she is gorgeous
• let her mess with your hair
• just walk around with her.
• "FORGiVE HER FOR HER MiSTAKES"
• look at her like shes the only one you see
• tickle her even when she says stop
• hold her hand when youre around your friends
• when she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her
• let her fall asleep in your arms
• tease her and let her tease you back
• let her fall asleep in your arms..
• stay up all night with her when shes sick
• watch her favorite movie with her
• give her the world
• write her letters
•kiss her in the pouring rain
•kiss her forehead
Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"
"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."
In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.
"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.
"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.
"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.
"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.
The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"
Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"
"Amen," replied the congregation.
If you are the type of girl that makes the devil go "oh crap, she's up!" when your feet hit the floor in the morning, copy and paste this.
I am worse than evil... I am the author!!
"If you ever get hugged by me, see yourself privaged."-liliedove
"Touch me, and the last thing you'll see is my ten pound, over loaded purse."-liliedove
When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!
NBC: No Body Cares.
Being a writer gives you the chance to be the dictator of your own imaginary world.
I'm great in bed. I can sleep for days.
I plead temporary insanity.
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile
When you wish upon a shooting star, all your dreams will come true. Unless the star is really a meteor about to destroy the earth. Then, you’re pretty much dead no matter what you wish for.
We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box
It's you and me versus the world... we attack at dawn.
Whoever said that nothing's impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
If you make a mistake, don't say 'Oops', say 'ah...interesting...'
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert. -Demetri Martin
A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"
If you ever suffered from FanFiction withdraw copy this into your profile!
We take life seriously. But life's too short to take too seriously. That's where bouncy castles come in.
I like you, you shall be aloud to live another 7 minuties.
Let's do something daring! LET'S EAT FROZEN YOGURT!
Don't look at me with that tone of voice!
If we're not supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
If darkness is bad, why does it hide you? If light is good, why does it blind you?
Be good, but if you can't manage that, then don't get caught.
I know it's the truth, I made it up myself.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.
If I'm not back in five minutes...just wait a little bit longer
COOKIES FOR ALL!!
Of course I'm mature :P
My smile does NOT confuse people! It merely warns them of their impending DOOM!
When you can't run, you crawl. And when you can't crawl...when you can't even do that...you find someone to carry you
I write about love, but I still don't think I know anything about it.
Oh noes! The plot bunnies are after me again!
Love knows no gender, age or color. If you totally agree with me, put this in your profile.
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Hurray for the collapse of civilization!
I have a pencil and I'm not afraid to use it.
It's like Twilight unleashes the little demons inside every fan girl.
I’m lost. I’ve gone to look for myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait.
I do visit reality, although it’s on a tourist visa.
If you try to fail and succeed, which have you really done?
It might look like I’m doing nothing, but at the molecular level; I’m really quite busy.
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
THAT'S IT! It's ON! Girl, hold mah shit!"
If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.
Let me turn on the part of my brain that gives a damn.
If the universe is everything, and scientists say its expanding, then what is it expanding into?
You’re a BFF! A big fat fatty!
Girl1: How many licks does it take to get the center of a tootsie pop? Girl2: Well. It all depends on how you…Wait. Are you talking about what I think you’re talking about?
People like you, are the reason people like me, need medication
...Oh...I didn't do as well as I thought I would on that quiz...I'll do better on our Finals...wait...what did you say?...THAT was our Finals Test? You mean...it wasn't just a quiz? ...Crap.
I may be a cruel heartless bastard…but I sure am good at it
Has anyone ever noticed that “studying”, is “student” and “dying” put together?
Dear Santa, I’m just writing to say that YES, I have been naughty this year. And I’m proud of it, you fat judgmental bastard.
Hold on, I can’t hear you! Let me turn down my AWESOMENESS.
Friends are like potatoes…if you eat them…they DIE
My friends are cooler than giraffes. And giraffes, they’re cool.
That which does not kill me, had better run pretty damn fast.
Therapy helps, but screaming obscenities is cheaper.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile
If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died.
Out of our minds, crazy ass times.
Not only sisters, but -parnters in Crime.
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