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Joined 04-17-10, id: 2331341, Profile Updated: 07-15-12
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, Fruits Basket, Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Marvel, and Twilight.

Bon. Bref. Voilà. Je refais mon profil car il fait terriblement kikoolol.

Sadik3000, auteure de mon état, privilégiant l'humour et la parodie avant tout, pourfandeuse de mary sue en freelance. Il est rare de me voir poster en dehors des vacances vu que je suis dans un pensionnat militaire et que comme on dit si bien :" A l'internat y'a pas internet !"

Je connais des milliers et des milliers de livres, BD, mangas, anime, dessins animés et films en tout genres mais en ce moment je m'intéresse surtout à Hétalia et à Ao no Exorcist (Durarara étant malheureusement fini (ouinnn))

Au sujet de mes fics :

- La salsa de Poudlard : A chier et j'ai bâclé la fin.

- Crétins&Co Bienvenu à Poudlard : J'aime beaucoup le premier chapitre mais par manque d'inspiration je l'aie abandonnée.

- La série du théâtre by Sadik : Ne lisez pas je vais bientôt les ré-écrire.

- Ludi au pays des emmerdes : défi pour une fic, j'ai mis une semaine à le faire, surtout un exercice pour me remettre au boulot. Ma soeur est morte de rire devant. Paix à son âme. Qu'elle s'en aille manger des pilons de poulets au paradis des grenouilles.

- Parodie du secret des soma : Défi aussi. Ecrit en une heure et pourtant ma meilleure parodie. Quoi que j'espère que Ludi au pays des emmerdes recueillera plus de rires.

- The AWESOME ans sexy eyebrow master : Le titre est à chier ça je sais. Ce n'est pas mon pairing préféré mais ça fait un moment que ça me trottais dans la tête. Je publie une fois par semaine. C'est drôle, léger et toujours aussi déjanté. Beaucoup de genderbend et de pairings d'Hétalia.

- SoS. Serpent en détresse : Série de drabbles et d'Os que j'écris selon mes envies.

-Romano's silent tears : J'étais en train d'écrire le chapitre cinq de The AWESOME ans sexy eyebrow master et pis j'ai eu envie d'écrire ça. J'ai essayé de parler anglais (mot clé : essayé).

En préparation ?

Deux mini-fics inspirées de memes. Si vous ne savez pas ce qu'est un meme allez voir sur deviantart.

autre chose ? Hmmm... Ah oui.

J'AIME BOUFFER DU CHEVAL.

J'AIME LA CORRIDA.

C'EST PAS PARCE QUE VOUS N'AIMEZ PAS QU'IL FAUT L'INTERDIRE !

Why do we ((sleep)) in church,
But stay ((awake)) through a 2 hour movie?
Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about God,
but so ((easy)) to Gossip?
Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a Christian magazine,
but find it ((easy)) to read Playboy?
Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a Godly Facebook Wall Post,
Yet we ((repost)) the nasty ones?
Why are ((churches)) getting smaller,
But ((bars and clubs)) are growing?
Think about it, are you going to repost this?
Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?
Would You Have Read This if it Said... Read This In Gods Name.

80 percent of you wont repost this.

* 16 moyens d'entretenir un bon niveau de folie

1. Au déjeuner, asseyez vous dans votre voiture avec des lunettes de soleil et pointez un sèche cheveux vers les voitures qui passent. Voyez si elles ralentissent. (check)

2. Appelez vous avec l'intercom. ne déguisez pas votre voix.

3. A chaque fois que quelqu'un vous demande de faire quelque chose, demandez s'ils veulent des frites avec ça. (check)

4. Mettez votre poubelle sur le bureau et mettez une étiquette "in". (?)

5. Mettez du déca dans la machine à café pendant trois semaines. une fois que tout le monde a dépassé son addiction à la caféine, passez à l'expresso.

6. Écrivez dans les cases mémo de vos chèque, "Pour trafic de diamants."

7. Finissez toutes vos phrases avec "En accord avec la prophétie."(check)

8. N'utilisez aucune ponctuation.

9. Aussi souvent que possible, sautillez au lieu de marcher. (check)

10. Demandez une cure d'eau quand vous allez manger, avec un visage sérieux.

11. Au drive in, spécifiez bien que votre commande est "à emporter". (check)

12. Chantez à l'opéra.

13. Allez à un récital de poésie et demandez pourquoi les poèmes ne riment pas.

14. Posez une moustiquaire autour de votre zone de travail et mettez un disque de bruits tropicaux toute la journée.

15. Cinq jours à l'avance, dites à vos amis que vous pouvez pas allez à leurs fêtes parce que vous n'êtes pas dans l'esprit.

16. Demandez à ce que vos collègues vous appelle par votre nom de catcheur, Écraseur de Culs.

17. Quand l'argent sort du distributeur, criez "J'ai gagné ! J'ai gagné !"

18. En sortant du zoo, commencez à courir vers le parking en hurlant, "Fuyez pour vos vies, ils sont lâchés !"

19. Dites à vos enfants pendant le diner, "En raison du climat économique, nous allons devoir abandonner l'un de vous."

16 CHOSES A FAIRE EN GRANDE SURFACE

1. Prenez 24 boites de préservatifs et mettez les au hasard dans les caddies des gens quand ils ne regardent pas.

2. Faites se déclencher tout les réveils du rayon électronique à 5 minutes d'intervalle.

3. Faites une trainée de jus de tomate sur le sol depuis la salle du personnel.

4. Allez voir un employé et dites lui d'un ton officiel, "Code 3 dans les articles ménagers"... et regardez ce qu'il se passe.

5. Allez au bureau des réclamations et demandez qu'on vous mette un paquet de M&M's de côté. (check... et ils l'ont fait =DDDD !)

6. Mettez un panneau 'ATTENTION - SOL GLISSANT' sur un tapis.

7. Installez une tente au rayon sport et dîtes aux autres clients que vous les invitez s'ils apportent des oreillers du rayon literie.

8. Quand un vendeur demande s'il peut vous aider, commencez à pleurer et demandez, "Pourquoi les gens ne peuvent pas me laisser seul ?"

9. Fixez une caméra de sécurité, utilisez la comme miroir et curez vous le nez. (check)

10. En tenant une arme dans le rayon chasse, demandez au vendeur s'il sait où sont les antidépresseurs.

11. Vadrouillez dans le magasin avec un air suspect en chantonnant bruyamment la musique de Mission Impossible.

12. Dans le rayon automobile, pratiquez votre "look Madonna" en utilisant des entonnoirs de différentes tailles.

13. Cachez vous dans un rayon de vêtements et quand une personne approche dites, "PREND MOI, PREND MOI !" (check)

14. Quand il y a une annonce dans les hauts parleurs, mettez vous en position fœtale et criez, "NON ! NON ! Encore ces voix !"

15. Allez dans une cabine d'essayage, fermez la porte, attendez un moment puis criez très fort "Il n'y a pas de papier toilette ici !" (check)

16. Prenez plusieurs balles rebondissantes et jetez les au sol en criant "Je te choisis, Pikachu !"

Copiez/collez si vous avez ri...

Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn't get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. If you were, copy and paste then write your name. Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins, Palinana, Kaz-za-15, Taijiya Mizu, DarkBombayAngel, archangelraphaelsdaughter, Erikroolsall, NinjaLadyJae, TheSapphireRainAlchemist, Sadik3000

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Crimson Skies by Francesca Monterone reviews
"So sending me gifts and roses is some weird Russian code for 'I really want to hurt you?"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 93,950 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 1/8/2012 - [Russia, Canada] [Austria, Prussia]
I See The Moon by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,930 - Reviews: 3955 - Favs: 7,710 - Follows: 9,382 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
A Day In The Life by Startled Boris reviews
What really goes on in Russia's household? Is it all bullying, torture, intimidation and abuse? Or lost kittens, floral curtains, random parties, viagara and cross-dressing? Can fem Latvia stay one step ahead of Russia? Prequel to Baltic Secrets. Characters: Russia,the Baltics, Belarus, Ukraine, Prussia and appearances from the Nordics, England, France etc.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 158,929 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Russia, Lithuania, Estonia, Latvia
A Soulless Solace by Angstier reviews
• "Could you possibly be feeling sorry for Lord Voldemort?" -Dumbledore, p264 of -Brit- HBP. Alternative Half-Blood Prince ending with TMR/HP. Romance, dreams, obsessions, possessing… Dark!Harry. No time-travel. Obsessions with Malfoy, broken trio. Hr/R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 149,893 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 1,448 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Vacances ? Mais oui on se croit… by emimix3 reviews
Feliciano et Romano sont envoyés par leurs parents dans un camp de vacances, dans le but de les remettre dans le droit chemin. Fausse bonne idée. Quatre semaines à vivre en promiscuité avec des inconnus bizarres, c'est long. Très long. Trop long ? UA
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - French - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,180 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 2/20/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy
Two's a Crowd: The Blood Stone by Writing Therapist reviews
Harry's double life gets even more complicated, and a hell of a lot more interesting, when he has to start attending Hogwarts. Will he drive everyone else insane or will the school make HIM sane? Follow up to Two's a Crowd: The Beginning
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,398 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 1,793 - Follows: 2,102 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
Time Changes Everything by Please.Insert.Name reviews
In 1943 many events e Heir of Slytherin claimed his title and opened the Chamber of Secrets; Tom Riddle took the first steps in becoming Lord Voldemort; Harry Potter arrived at Hogwarts, ready for his Sixth Year... Wait, that's not right...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,482 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter, Fifth Year Headmaster by flch1cks123 reviews
Before Fudge could make Umbridge the Headmistress during Harry's fifth year, the school woke up and activated the Founder's Charter. Now Harry is the Headmaster of a school that he hasn't even graduated from! What in Merlin's name is he going to do now?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 72,733 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 2,479 - Follows: 2,965 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Harry P.
See-Through by Elis1412 reviews
Harry leaves the Dursleys at a young age and is instead raised by ghosts! Will Harry be able to adapt to their strange ways or will he fall under the bus in the process? Deadpan!Harry Manipulative!Dumbledore AU. UNDER REVISION
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,232 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Harry P.
The Boy with the Backpack by allavengedromance reviews
Gilbert sees a boy leaving the school in the middle of the day looking downcast and decides to ditch with him. That boy is Matthew Williams, the invisible child, walking away to end it all. AU, Prucan, FACE family, suicidal themes, human names used
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,717 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Canada, Prussia
Growing Up Black by Elvendork Nigellus reviews
What if Harry had been rescued from the Dursleys at age six and raised as the heir of the Noble and Most Ancient, etc.? This is the story of Aries Sirius Black. AU. Part I complete. Part II in progress.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 69 - Words: 234,225 - Reviews: 4208 - Favs: 5,433 - Follows: 5,600 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Welcome to High School by Euphoria Writer reviews
Matthew was always picked on throughout the history of his life until he meets his hero Alfred whom Matthew falls in love with, but will his mind change when he meets his room mate? Well, Welcome to High School Matthew. Multi Pairings, main PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,348 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Canada, Prussia
Si Godric avait eu une boussole by elleay sahbel reviews
-..à l'est. Godric le mit bien évidemment à l'ouest.Un BAM plus tard,Salazar faisait face à un garçon aux yeux verts, tandis que Godric fixait avec étonnement un jeune homme avec de beaux yeux rouges. Salazar est à Poudlard.Mais Godric... Futur HP/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,189 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
La saga des Sovrano III : Le mec et les lézards by King Pumkin reviews
Il est évadé, il est dangereux, il est recherché, il... va tomber sur les deux plus grandes catastrophes de tous les temps. "Harry, regarde, un chien !" "Trop cool ! On le garde ?". Ou pourquoi Sirius Black n'a pas fini de souffrir...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - French - Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 100,855 - Reviews: 1551 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Harry P.
High School Never Ends by tsunderen reviews
If High School wasn't bad enough now she has to deal with those stupid Bad Touch Trio idiots. Genderbending involved here guys. Also Spamano Gerita USUK and others if I feel like it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,410 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
It's A Girls' World I Live In by PrussianAwesomeness reviews
De-anon from the Kink Meme - Matthew is the only male in a house full of girls. Between buying tampons, over protective sisters and the fact he's still mistaken for Alyssa, is he ever going to find love? Slice of lifeish AU FrUK, eventual PruCan, RusAme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,835 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Canada - Complete
Pinkies Promise, Hearts Swear, Mouths Dare by BananasForMonkeys reviews
Ivan is a young Russian immigrant in Canada. He is intimidatingly tall and scary-looking, and his attitude is that of a cruel child... but really, Ivan's just lonely. A kind, quiet patient at the local hospital named Madeline feels the same way...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,929 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Russia, Canada
Gakuen Nyotalia Hetalia by Creek-Hitatchiin reviews
The Nyotalia meet Hetalia and shortly after their introductions, they're ordered to go to school. Disguised as humans with human names, they face what every high school student faces. DRAMA! Written mainly because I couldn't find other stories like this.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,103 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Russia, Canada
Reading, Writing, and Realization by Ahmerst reviews
Student/Teacher relationship warning. This is the tale of Alfred, and a teacher he finds himself getting the hots for. He tries to shrug it off at first, but that's before he gets to feeling it's a pretty mutual thing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,567 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/28/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 5859 - Favs: 6,127 - Follows: 3,413 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Exchange Program by Afalstein reviews
Oneshot. There's a new Defense against the Dark Arts professor, and once again, it's not Snape. But with his teaching style, some of the students might wish he was.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Gandalf - Complete
La saga des Sovrano II : Le basilic et les lézards by King Pumkin reviews
Suite de 'la saga des Sovrano I'. A Poudlard, tandis qu'Arlequin et Colombine jonglent entre leur blague, l'abrutit de Survivant, leur crétin de prof de DCFM et leurs amis survoltés, quelque chose de mauvais rôde dans les couloirs...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - French - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 52,053 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 10/23/2010
Say Yes by True Colours reviews
Feliciano scrunched his eyes shut and wrenched a box out of his pocket, holding it in front of him like a shield. Pocky. Potato pocky. 'I…I like you, Doitsu-senpai' he stammered. 'W-will you – will you be my boyfriend…' Based on art by Kuroneko3132.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,487 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 4775 - Favs: 10,049 - Follows: 11,560 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Something Grim This Way Comes by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 2,944 - Follows: 1,961 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Mandy
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 4933 - Favs: 8,126 - Follows: 4,251 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Best Revenge: Time of the Basilisk by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU: The continuation of Book I. Not all of Tom Riddle is gone. A mysterious journal and a new Defense teacher pose challenges for Harry and his guardian. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 108,739 - Reviews: 2359 - Favs: 2,344 - Follows: 1,170 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
La saga des Sovrano I : La pierre et les lézards by King Pumkin reviews
Et si Harry avait eu un frére ? Et s'il avait été abandonné ? Et si James et Lily étaient toujours vivants ? Deux enfants arrivent à Poudlard. Ils ont une régle : "Ne fais jamais confiance aux adultes, Harry. C'est tous des cons, tu te souviens ?""Oui"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - French - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,813 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Complete
The Strange Professor by Corkboard reviews
That new professor with the thick eyebrows... Harry can't help but find a few things about him that aren't quite normal.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 75 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Harry P., England/Britain - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8007 - Favs: 14,824 - Follows: 6,371 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
I'mmmm Baaaaccckk! by MrWriterWriter reviews
Harry returns to his youth to repair his life and get revenge on those who used him. H/Harem. Weasley minus the twins and Dumbledore bashing. Confident, Independant, strong, attitude-laden Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,386 - Reviews: 2115 - Favs: 3,675 - Follows: 4,271 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 6/8/2008
It's hard work by Missma reviews
Parce que James lui a encore une fois demandé: "Hey, Lily, ça te dirait de sortir avec moi ?"
Harry Potter - Rated: K - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/27/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10264 - Favs: 12,502 - Follows: 5,136 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 4,981 - Follows: 915 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
La machine Infernale by Mirliton reviews
Albus a décidé d'embarquer les profs dans une expérience insolite: accueillir dans leur sacrosaint sanctuaire, la salle des profs, un objet moldu. Rien de dangereux... Vous croyez vraiment?... C'est l'avis de Severus, mais pas de son instinct de survie.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,109 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 4/27/2006 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9659 - Favs: 12,422 - Follows: 3,563 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 1845 - Favs: 3,674 - Follows: 1,218 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Physical Education by Adrian Tullberg reviews
New P.E. Teacher arrives. A short crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 9/13/2005 - Published: 8/29/2005
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SoS Serpent en détresse ! reviews
Loki a déclenché le Ragnarok. Encore. Pour le punir, Odin l'envoie sur Terre avec sa famille sans ses pouvoirs et sans aucun moyen de les récupérer. Série d'OS débiles
Marvel - Rated: K - French - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 7/16/2011
Si j'étais Bella Swan Meme reviews
Basé sur le meme "Si j'étais Bella Swan" de Childoftheseas sur deviantart.
Twilight - Rated: K - French - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2011
The AWESOME and sexy eyebrow master reviews
A cause d'une auteure tarée moi, Cap'tain Planet le narrateur, suis obligé de vous narrer l'histoire d'un troupeau d'hystériques qui ont eut l'idée bizarre de monter un groupe. Ca me fait chier ? Vous avez pas idée.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - French - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,750 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - England/Britain
Romano's silent tears reviews
... Or not ?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Complete
Ludi au pays des emmerdes reviews
Ou comment traumatiser Ludwig à coups de LSD Suisse. Crackfic. Connerie pure. Crossover alice au pays des merveilles, mew mew power, hetalia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - French - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
le théâtre by Sadik I: La belle au bois dormant
que fait une Sadik 3000 quand elle s'embête ? Elle ressort les persos de ses vielles fics et elle parodie les contes de fées avec ! Malheureusement les persos ne sont pas très coopératifs pour monter une pièce de théâtre et tout vire dans la parodie !
Sleeping Beauty - Rated: K - French - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,892 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Complete
Crétins&co Bienvenu à Poudlard reviews
Artémisia est une gentille fille qui se balade dans une forêt ... nan c'est pas ça. Situé après l'épilogue de JKR, Zia nous retrace sa vie de chieuse entourée de débiles. ABANDON
Harry Potter - Rated: K - French - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,633 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Complete
La salsa de Poudlard reviews
Nous, les Frogs, sommes le pire groupe de fauteurs de trouble qu'il ai existé! Nous allons foutre un gros bordel à Poudlard que ça vous plaise ou non! Au programme une coloration des serpents, Rogue: sex-symbol et beaucoup d'autres !
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - French - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,012 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Complete
le théâtre by Sadik II: Cendrillon
Dans la série le théâtre by sadik je demande ... Cendrillon !
Cinderella - Rated: K - French - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,445 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Complete
Parodie du secret des soma reviews
Pour un défi, je dois parodier une fanfiction nommée "lesecret des soma". Voulez quelque chose de fin et spirituel ? Passez votre chemin vous ne trouverez ici que conneries pure.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - French - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Tohru H., Kyo S. - Complete