Sloppy Joe 313
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Joined 04-17-10, id: 2331403, Profile Updated: 07-29-15

Welcome to my profile page! I have tons of favorite series and growing! I like to read, sing, dance, be with little kids, watch movies, be with my family, and just being crazy. I love to write and draw, too! I like cosplayers and think that they're awesome. I really would love to cosplay someday and go to a comic con. So, I hope you enjoy my stories!

FROM SLOPPY JOE AND STINKY BISCUIT

First of all, Im gonna tell you how we got those nicknames. I'm sloppy in da head so my daddy calls me sloppy joe. My BFF is ... well let's just say she's out burnin biscuits in the microwave makin them stink! Anyways to the funny quotes!

Stinky Biscuits"omg you're getting a new house?!Me NO...Stinky Biscuits wELL WHAT then? Me I'm getting a new house...Stinky Biscuits(hits on the arm)I ALREADY GEUSSED THAT!

Me"You know what would be really cool? if characters from books were real."-Stinky Biscuits"They already are real...there are the movie actors"-Me"(start crying) It's not the same!"-


Stinky Biscuits"He's Taylor Hotner"My Brother"No, he's taylor hotnerd"

Stinky Biscuits"What do you want?"Me"A rainbow pony!"

Stinky Biscuits"If eighty years is old then is 79 years old young?"Me"no 79 is middle-aged"

Me*opens up book and start reading aloud* To Christina on her 14 birthday Love Mommy and Daddy (A.K.A. Sloppy Joe!) -smirks- Thanks Dad

DAD: Slop Sloppy Joe!

Person: Oh my gosh, I'm going crazy! Me: Been there, still there, love it!

Me: You're burning peeps alive!

Me:Let's go kick some buts.Sigh.

Stinky Biscuits: You're such a dork. Me: I know :P

Me: SB, look at this shirt! I absolutely LOVE it!-holds up shirt that says I gots mad ninja skills...and stuff-

Stinky Biscuity:I'm gonna go see if they have any real food-comes back holding Hershey's bar and Gatorade-Let's go get nutritional!

Sister:-Plays Dance Central without me-

Me:-Takes a nap-I thought we were going to play together...-tear-

Sister: We tried really hard to get you up...

Me: IF I'M STILL SLEEPING, YOU DIDN'T TRY HARD ENOUGH!!!!!-stomps off into the sunset-

Sister: Sorry?

Me: -up to bat in gym for softball, very eloquently breaks own nose by hitting a foul but instead my face is there-I'm fine.

I'll try and get more!

NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN!

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