Capt'n Lizzle
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Joined 04-18-10, id: 2332153, Profile Updated: 12-07-12
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Naruto, and Last Prince.

Hi there y'all :D

My name's Liz, but you can call me Lizzle. This is mah shizzle and I'm of the hizzle.
(I'm terribly weird, but I like it that way)

So, I love to write stories. The only problem is that I usually don't finish them. That's because I daydream a lot and it always consists of making up stories I'm the main character of. And then I get awesome ideas for new stories and I abandon the old. It's a vicious circle.

I'll try to finish this new one though :D I'm really hyped up about it, because I amde the characters myself and I'm just fangirling about them all the freaking time. I'm gonna draw them as well, so if you wanna see them, check my dA account out: http://liztheplatypus.deviantart.com/

Another annoying habit of mine is reblogging/etc too much (as you can see below), don't mind all that stuff. I just can't bring myself to delete it( I suspect I have a mild form of hoarding, since I have a hard time throwing stuff away. "I might still need it someday!" "It has emotional value!" some of my excuses)

So, check out my stories and feel free to ask me any questions you'd like :D I won't bite :p

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a drunk.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I WEAR PINK, So I MUST be a dumb slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
I'm SMART, so I MUST be a school-loving freak.
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be violent and on welfare.
I'm BEING MYSELF, so I MUST be very confident.
I'm A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I write FANFICTION, so I MUST be a girl with no live.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm and ATHEIST, so I MUST hate Christians and Jews.
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I have GOOD POINTS AT SCHOOL, so I MUST be a nerd.
I hear VOICES IN MY HEAD, so I MUST be crazy and sic.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I hate THIS STEREOTYPE LIST, so I MUST be an asshole.
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I'm A DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I'm dancing BALLET, so I MUST be some classic pink-loving girl.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I like giving LISTS A STURCTURE, so I MUST be some tidy-freak.
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass.
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.
I ACT as a hobby, so I MUST be a good liar.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST hide my feelings.

STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTYPES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD.

The white man said, "Coloured people aren't allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was Black, when I grew up I was Black, when I'm sick I'm Black, when I go in the sun I'm Black, when I'm cold I'm Black and when I die I will be Black. But you sir, when you're born you're Pink, when you grow up you were White, when you're sick you're Green, when you're in the sun you're Red, when you're cold you're Blue, and when you die you will be Purple. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?" The black man turned around and sat down, and the white man walked away...

POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU ARE AGAINST RACISM.

If you've ever had a random laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever been so slap happy that your laughing so hard it hurts-and then your crying and laughing at the same time-copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or a show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do at random moments, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. If you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off, copy this in your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If you wonder who started this stupid list in the first place, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with FanFiction copy this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

Suicide is man's way of telling God: ''You can't fire me, I quit!''
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh. You jump of a cliff, I laugh even harder!
I live in my own little world, but it’s okay, they know me there!
Always forgive your enemies – Nothing annoys them so much!
Don't take life too serious, you won't get out alive anyway!
Many girls say that guys don’t have brains. I say something else: they have brains, but they just don’t use them!
Guys are just like chewing gum, when the taste is gone, you dump it and get another one!
Heaven won't take me and hell's afraid I'll take over.
Good Girls are only Bad girls who did not get caught!!
Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present.
Writing FanFiction isn’t an explanation for insanity. It’s a reason.
You ask for advice? Yeah, I’m not so good at that. May I offer you a sarcastic comment instead?
We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colours, but they learn how to live in the same box.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
I'm here because Heaven wouldn't take me, and Hell was afraid I'd take over.
Fanfiction...Beacuse it's cheaper then therapy.
I am a peaceful person that is filled with violent rage.
Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I am proven horribly wrong.
Life is all about ass. Everyone's either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get a piece of it, or simply just being one.
Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.
People say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
I'm easily distrac- Look, Harry Potter fanfic's!!
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
Never say 'Things couldn't get any worse.' God takes that as a personal challenge
"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak." Anonymous
You say crazy like it's a bad thing
Fanfictions aren't everything... but they're right up there with oxygen.
There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Check this out...

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rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

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mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

This is scary but pretty accurate..

1 Which color is better red, black, green, blue, or yellow

blue

2 What's your first initial?
L

3 What month were u born?
July

4 Which color do you like more, black or white?
black

5 Name one of your friends
Luna

6 Name a number 1-100
69

7 Do you like flying or driving more
Flying

8 Do you like lakes or oceans more
Oceans

Think of a wish, but don't write it...

1 If you chose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love
Black : You are conservative and aggressive
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love and give good advice to those who are down
Yellow - You are a very happy person with alot to give

2 If you're initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life
L-R: You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good

3 If you were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected
April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will last forever
July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good
Oct-Dec: Your love life will be great, and eventually you will find your soul mate

4 if you chose:
Black: Your life will take you on a different direction, it will seem hard at times but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do any thing for you, but you may not realize it

5 This person is your best friend

6 If it is 1-50 you are a very lovable person and you have a great life
More than 50, screw the world

7 If you chose: Flying - You like adventure
Driving - You are a laid back person

8 if you chose:Lake - You are loyal to your friends, your lover, and yourself
You are very reserved but emotional
Ocean - You are spontaneous and like to please people

9 This wish will come true only if you repost this

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Liz

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Lizizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Blue Wolf

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Nadine Pol demont

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Vanliois

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Yellow Water (Dafuq? o.o)

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Inarrte

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): (I'm just using first name ) Veerle

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Fluffy

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocker, Fangalicious, Bellafan123, Vampire-cutie18,Maru-chan 101, White Rose Of Oddity, Naruhinagirl94, YukiaJyakotsu219, blonde insomniac, .uchihanin., Saphire Aphrodite Black

Put this on your
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Naruto!

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Past, Present and Future by jemlou reviews
The story of Maria Merryweather continued, over a year on since the events of Guardian Angel. WARNING: Chapter 21 verging on M rating. SEQUEL TO: Guardian Angel
Little White Horse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 109,922 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Maria M., Robin - Complete
Little Drabbling by XxNarutoFanGurlxX reviews
There are a variety of ways of how Kakashi and Sakura could fall in love. "Little Drabbling" is a story full of KakaSaku drabbles, short or long, that leaves you laughing, wondering, or even sad. Rated M for adult content and language. Warning: Lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 15,301 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Summer of my Vampire by Aqua2Dolphin reviews
KennyxButters Butters is spending the summer at castle in england. Little does he know that Kenny the vampire lives there. They two of them meet and there lives will never be the same again. M for languge and later chapters!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,089 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Butters S., Kenny M.
My Darling Caroline by gingercat0319 reviews
Sequel to 'Sweet Caroline.' Draco and Hermione's daughter grows up. Does she find trouble, or does trouble find her?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,048 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 1,061 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 2/16/2010 - OC, Blaise Z.
Running with Dogs by Helena Alice Black reviews
Rosalie loopt weg van de Cullens en vooral, Emmett. Ze duikt op in La Push en dankzij een koppig meisje gaat ze bij Emily en Sam wonen. Maar niet iedereen is akkoord met deze beslissing... Post-BD.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Dutch - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,976 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Rosalie, Jacob
South Park Is Gay by Cainneigh reviews
South Park is hit with the Gay Plague.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,189 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009
United by Helena Alice Black reviews
A single tear made her way down her cheek and dropped on the ground, right before her sister’s corpse. “Forgive me, Bella.” She whispered. Black sisters story. R&R please.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Bellatrix L., Andromeda T. - Complete
Sweet Caroline by gingercat0319 reviews
He was rich, single and disgustingly handsome. Learn how a four-year-old will turn his world up-side down. Sequel now posted - My Darling Caroline.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 96,808 - Reviews: 1967 - Favs: 1,758 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
When A Lioness Fights by kayly silverstorm reviews
Hermione Granger, master spy, and Severus Snape, spymaster to the Order. An unlikely partnership, forged to defeat the Dark Lord on his own ground. But to do so, they must confront their own darkness within. Spying, torture, angst and love. AU after fifth
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South Park's Angel by Elizabeth Opal S reviews
Enjoy!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Eric Cartman
Stalk Me by cutiechibi reviews
Updated! This story will no longer be updated. It may, however, become an original story in the future.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,379 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Will you be my dream come true? reviews
Naruto: The Next Generation. NaruHina's daughter is in love with SasuSaku's son. The Uchiha's left for four years, before which she fessed up and he turned her down. After the Uchiha's returned, is he still the boy she loved? What happens when he's suddenly intolerable and unexpectedly in love with her? Will she be his girlfriend, something she always dreamed about? M to be sure.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 12/7/2012
OneShots
Okay, I just selected a random show, because these are random one-shots with no connection to each other whatsoever. I'm just gonna write everything that I think of. It's gonna be random. Hope you enjoy them : Rated T just to be sure.
Last Prince - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,883 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012
A Whole New World
Aislinn has never known friendship, etc. She's been living alone for quite a while now and everything worked out fine. Then she meetsd team Kakashi on their mission and she enteres a whole new world. rated M just to be sure.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 555 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Naruto U.
Never Give Up reviews
I hope you like my story. Probably there will be some mistakes in grammaire, cause I dont speak English. The story starts with a couple of flashbacks, they will be Italic. the beginning is not in italic, but its supposed to be. please leave comments
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Complete
goden zijn de beste xd reviews
tgaat dus over camp-halfblood en its zo ong de tijd dat Thalias boom vergiftigd is en alle monsters aanvallen...Ik weet niet exact wat er allemaal gaat gebeuren, dat verzin ik op het moment zelf ;p
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - Dutch - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,683 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010