ultharkitty
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 04-18-10, id: 2332297, Profile Updated: 03-03-14
Author has written 14 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, Cthulhu Mythos, and Transformers.

I don't update here any more because of issues with site functionality. I wrote to Support a few times when the problems got bad and never got a response, so I gave up. I'm still writing though.

My master list is here: ht tp : // lost-carcosa . livejournal . co m / 19574 . html (Just C&P the URL and remove the spaces). It links to the latest versions of all my fics on AO3, and has a handy list which gives everything in order.

The fics themselves are on AO3: ht tp : / / archiveofourown . org /u sers / ultharkitty (again, just C&P the URL and remove the spaces)

If you enjoy my writing, I hope you'll consider reading on AO3. You don't need an account to read or leave feedback there, but if you're not logged in you may need to click to say you're OK with mature content.

If you have trouble finding anything, hit me up on PM :)

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Bot Country by Retrolex reviews
An Autobot arrives on Earth. Luckily for him what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/31/2017 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Smokescreen
Sheer Dumb Luck by Dreaming of Everything reviews
The Constructicons found Ratchet and asked him to repair their sixth gestalt member. He couldn't say no, although he knew he needed to. Forced into an uneasy truce, he's almost starting to get attached... Slash, poly, plug'n'play, G1 characters.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,740 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 3/2/2015 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Ratchet
Cybertronian Nights by TheInamorato reviews
A collection of stories set in post TFA Season 3 Cybertron, centered around Kaon's hottest new brothel, Inamorato, operated by the madams Arcee and Strika. Pairings: Lock/Prowl, Blackout/Barricade, Meg/SS, plus a lot of one night stands, rare pairings and G1/Bayverse/Comics imports. Plenty of kink with multiple plots and all the feels! Warnings: sticky, dubcon, noncon, drug abuse
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 255,754 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Barricade, Prowl
Fly Until the Last Piece Stops Spinning by CasusFere reviews
28s meme with Vortex, the crazy Combaticon 'copter. Sometimes efficient, often delusional, always off-kilter, Vortex faces down Autobots, Decepticon betrayal, and most dangerous of all, himself.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,002 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Vortex
The Spark Transplant by Ayngel reviews
When Vortex is fatally injured in a shooting accident and Hook can't fix him, a certain Autobot medic is called in on account of his 'spark expertise.' Combaticon/Constructicon/Protectobot capers. Crack, fluff, angst, smex and many pairings.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,266 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Hook, First Aid
My happy ending by Taipan Kiryu reviews
TFP. Knock Out was the medic and Breakdown his assistant. Nobody understood the true nature of their relationship, but five minds from the past may have an idea.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,859 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Breakdown, Knock Out - Complete
Smokescreen and Swindle: Beginnings by Ayngel reviews
Smokescreen's job at the Bank of Iacon is insufferably boring - but a new interest enters his life. How Swin and Smokey 'got together' before the Iacon war. Mostly these two, plus sometimes other Combaticons, Prowl and Bluestreak. *Warnings* sticky/angst
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,789 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Swindle, Smokescreen
Awkward by Chikku-Chikku reviews
Starscream and Hot Shot realize how awkward first times can be. Especially when their bodies aren't even compatible with each other. Armada 'verse, Starscream/Hot Shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Starscream, Hot Shot - Complete
The Uninvited Guest by Ayngel reviews
Long before the war, Smokescreen and Swindle live in domestic harmony. That is, until Swindle goes to work for Onslaught and invites a new 'colleague' back to Smokey's Iacon apartment. Smokescreen/Swindle/Vortex; crack, sticky smut, angst
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,869 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Smokescreen, Swindle
One Girl Revolution by dytabytes reviews
50 sentences for Chromia
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Chromia - Complete
Through The Looking Glass by Gimme-Chan reviews
A collection of various stories. Starting off with Vortex/First Aid. First Aid unwittingly finds himself at the center of Vortexs obsession, Vortex works to get the young mech alone...more inside.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,646 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Vortex, First Aid
The Secret Weapon by Ayngel reviews
Having found himself in yautja territory, Swindle is offered an opportunity by one of the 'Predators' which could change the face of the Cybertronian war! Crack.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Aliens/Predator - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Swindle
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star by naboru narluin reviews
Vortex, Blast Off and Brawl are on a mission to get an alien energy source from an abandoned space station. Post season three. Suspense, action, mystery/horror, possible disturbing images
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,362 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Vortex, Blast Off - Complete
A Sticky Situation by femme4jack reviews
Crackfic, oneshot. Wheeljack invents "sticky" interfacing and it leaves everyone cold. Rated M for subject matter and cussing. No explicit smut, but it is crass.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Wheeljack, Spike W. - Complete
Games by Fierceawakening reviews
The Decepticons have captured Mirage, and Vortex interrogates him. Unfortunately for anyone actually wanting information, Vortex gets too into his work and lets himself get distracted playing with his new toy. T for psychological torture/mind games.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Vortex, Mirage - Complete
Silly Litle Prompt Responses by zomgitsalaura reviews
Just a few prompt responses.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,332 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Metroplex
At the End of It All by Fierceawakening reviews
The Decepticons have won the war, despoiled Earth, and left it, taking the defeated Autobots as slaves. Megatron has claimed Mirage; Mirage wonders why. And, one night, finds out. M for violence, character death, slavery, spark-rape. As bleak as I get...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,434 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Megatron, Mirage - Complete
The Ascension of Nova Black by Fierceawakening reviews
AU, all characters OCs. I wanted to tell the stories of the everyday characters who aren't great heroes/villains. The Decepticons have won the war. Nova Black is an ex-Decepticon, eking out a life in a Neutral settlement, until she discovers something...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,071 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Complete
On The Courtship of Seekers by Oni-Gil reviews
Seekers fly, live, work, and bond in threes. Thundercracker and Skywarp pursue a potential mate… said mate is less-than-enthusiastic. A whirlwind courtship commences…
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,720 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Starscream, Skywarp, Thundercracker - Complete
Purple by QoS reviews
Why do the Stunticons have purple optics when all the other Decepticons have red ones?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Complete
Fair Game by Onyx17 reviews
A short fight scene, some psychological screwing, Vortex being Vortex and Arcee being creeped out.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Arcee, Vortex - Complete
Assorted Seeker Silliness! by TheInamorato reviews
Worst Acronym Ever! Still, a sign of the flavor of wrongness contained in this little collection of various TFA Seeker kinkiness. They might amuse you. I'm addicted to writing the Seeker clones!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,602 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Starscream, Skywarp
For Science by Optimus Bob reviews
Perceptor has a theory regarding the evolutionary genetics of Decepticons and Autobots. To prove his theory he needs samples and like any good scientist he'll stop at nothing to get them! STICKY, CRACK FIC
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,989 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Perceptor - Complete
Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying by Cyrelia J reviews
An experiment in human sexuality yields some rather unexpected results. Skywarp/Hook
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,045 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Hook, Skywarp - Complete
Prisoner by antepathy reviews
Starscream, captured by Autobots, spends time with a linguist. This is my very first fanfic, so it's a little...wobbly. Now divided into slightly more manageable chapters!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,419 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Starscream, Ratchet - Complete
28 Combaticons by kepulver reviews
[G1] Collection of shorter entries done for the 28 Combaticons meme on my Livejournal under dunmurderin
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 7/14/2006
Orphans by kepulver reviews
G1 -- Slightly AU. First Aid tries to help the survivors of the Combaticon team adjust to life without their gestalt
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,068 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/15/2009 - First Aid
Happiness is a Warm Gun by herongale reviews
Megatron has a secret. Long ago, he faced the possibility that it would be uncovered by Starscream. Will he be able to keep it hidden? Eventual slash, but not explicitly so. G1 cartoon verse. Chapter 9: The Beginning After the End. COMPLETE.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,735 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Defection by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
G1, oneshot. Starscream defected to the Autobots for Skyfire. Wheeljack remembers the events that followed, and a conversation he had with Sparkplug. Monologue style.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Wheeljack, Sparkplug W. - Complete
Deadlocked by Demyrie reviews
TFA. War is his life, and the life of his team. Sari is empty, and Bulkhead perished years ago. Prowl seeks silence and relief in space, but Lockdown offers him something a little more... permanent, and little more enjoyable: control. LockdownxProwl. DARK
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,732 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Lockdown, Prowl - Complete
So Cold by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
[Oneshot]Movieverse: Maybe their almost desperate grab at something so warm is their way of assuring themselves that there is something out there that isn’t all fighting and death and loss and…and cold. They are so cold, their friends. So very, very cold.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete
Shambleau by kepulver reviews
[G1] Vortex runs into trouble of the alien menace variety on Monacus. Slashy overtones and a bit dark. Takes place after Fatigue, Reunited and Clean Up edited to put markers between the scenes
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,303 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

What Happens on Ganthis Stays on Ganthis reviews
G1 pre-Earth. To distract himself from his problematic love life, Smokescreen goes to his favourite casino on the moon Ganthis. But he's not alone, and the one person he really doesn't want to talk to has just bought him a drink. Vortex/Smokey, sticky.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,637 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Smokescreen, Vortex - Complete
To be Continued reviews
An alternative ending to Dark of the Moon, in which both sides win the war. Decepticon-centric. CONTAINS SPOILERS, canon character death, and one cute little hatchling.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Starscream, Soundwave - Complete
Recall reviews
G1, Dysfunction AU. Sequel to Twister. Abducted by the Combaticons, First Aid strives to understand why Vortex wants him, and to figure out a way to escape. Contains NONCON, violence, dark themes, p'n'p, tactile, energy fields. Vortex/First Aid.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,641 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - First Aid, Vortex
The Unfortunate Demise of Agent Floodlight reviews
G1, Dysfunction AU. One of Onslaught's employees is dead and Vortex is taking the blame, but things are not as they seem. Pre-war setting. Contains violence and implied offscreen het and slash pairings.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,341 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Onslaught, Vortex - Complete
Side Effects reviews
G1, Decepticam AU. In which Vortex takes advantage of an opportunity to have a bit of fun. Twisted courtship fic, Vortex and First Aid. Dubcon, cocercion, manipulation, and explicit sticky, tactile and energy field smut.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,779 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Vortex, First Aid - Complete
Things Grimlock Gave Us reviews
G1, Dysfunction AU. A light-hearted story about the Technobots' first day on Cybertron. A bit fluffy, a bit cracky, and with some light Cybertronian swearing. No adult content.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Nosecone, Grimlock - Complete
Taking one for the Team reviews
G1, Dysfunction AU. After 'The Revenge of Bruticus', the Combaticons have a few problems getting used to their new loyalty programming. Now with added cracky sequel with Drag Strip/Vortex, and some Blast Off/Vortex fics as well.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,561 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Vortex, Onslaught - Complete
The Gestalt Bond and Other Problems reviews
G1, Dysfunction AU. Blast Off is ordered to go on a mission with Long Haul. He isn't happy about it, but there're a lot of other things he isn't happy about either. Fic rated T. Now with bonus Onslaught/Vortex plug'n'play, rated M.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,881 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Blast Off, Long Haul - Complete
Swindle's Petrobunny Legion of Doom reviews
G1, Dysfunction AU. Swindle shows off his latest purchase to a perplexed Vortex. Cracky genfic. Set on Cybertron before the war. Dysfunction AU. Now with sequel! Contains alien gore, implied violence and slash, darkly cracky, Blast Off/Vortex.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Vortex, Swindle - Complete
Twister reviews
G1, Dysfunction AU. Two copters; one Protectobot, one Combaticon; one big storm, one hell of a crash, and the aftermath. Contains non-con, plug'n'play slash, unintentional bondage, inuendo, crack, combat violence. Comes before Recall.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,843 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Blades, Vortex - Complete
Those Left Behind reviews
G1, Dysfunction AU. After the defeat of Unicron, Grimlock returns to Earth to find that Wheeljack didn't make it. WARNING: canonically dead robots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Grimlock, Wheelie - Complete
Swindle the Giant Alien Robot Piñata reviews
G1, Dysfunction AU. Fireflight catches Swindle in the Autobot energon field rations store, and Swindle tries to convince Fireflight to help him sub-let parts of Combaticon HQ to some seriously dodgy humans.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Swindle, Fireflight - Complete
This Gem of a World reviews
Yog Sothoth/Lavinia Whateley - the conception of the Whateley twins from Yog Sothoth's POV. This is NOT tentacle smut, sorry.
Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Complete
To Us reviews
Nyarlathotep/Vector Prime drabble.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Complete