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Author has written 11 stories for Psych, NCIS, Sweeney Todd, Rocky Horror, Beowulf, and Burn Notice.

Since you have desided to read my profile, I thought i should accualy wrihgt something a bout myself. So im 14 years old. Im a vegitarian. My interists are Canada, wrigthing, travaling, and theature. Favorire play off all time is The Rocky Horro Picture Show. Favoreit play i was accualy in would be Dear Eldwina JR. My favoreite shows are Bones, NCIS, Psych, Fringe, Burn Notice, Rizzoli & Isles, and House M.D., Buffy the Vampire Slayer. My favoreite cupples, B&B, Tiva, McAbby, SHules, Polivia (or atleas i think thats there cupple name, in not sure), Michle and Fionia,( i have no clue what their cupple name is!), W/T From buffy the vampire slayer .

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If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

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If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you wierd, copy and paste this on your profile.

When life hands you lemons, make pinapple juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

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Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Orlando Bloom told them it was uncool to breathe, copy this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing you butt off.

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If you haven't died yet, copy this into your profile. (please define "died")

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If you're the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday copy and paste this into your profile

You know that you're addicted to NCIS when...

1. You have seen every episode several times and still never get tired of it.

2. You will yell if someone tries bothers you on Tuesday night when you are watching a new episode of NCIS.

3. You find yourself Gibbs Slapping people. (Or yourself)

4. You have had a dream about it or involving one of the characters.

5. You daze out while sitting at your desk and imagine yourself running along side Tony and Ziva with your gun drawn yelling, "Federal agents! Drop your weapon!"

6. You watch the movies that Tony has mentioned. As many as humanly possible that is.

7. You wish USA would put more than just three episodes a night on.

8. You have started using military refernces. Hit the head, scuttle butt, hit the rack, etc.

9. The majority of television you watch is of NCIS.

10. You smell something funny or hear a beeping sound and your mind goes to a chemical attack or a bomb.

11. You call people Probie and use McNicknames.

12. Your dog goes missing and you say to, "Put out a BOLO."

13. You try and convince every person you meet to watch it.This is probably boring you, but I felt on giving you a brief bio.

14. You use the term Hinky.

If any of these refer to you copy and paste it into your profile.

Annoying things to do on an elevator:

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" (are you going to answer that)

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Hi, I think we've had a date once or twice?
Woman: Yeah, must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

Man: Will you go out with me Saturday?

Woman: No, I'm having a headache this weekend.

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

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Never Too Late by Candygal reviews
5 yrs ago Ziva lost her young child to an American kidnapper and the wounds of that event never truly healed inside her. But when she has the chance to be reunited with her son, there are no limits as to how far she will go! Tiva, AU, post Dagger.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 148,905 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Ziva D., Tony D.
When Sweet and Sour had a Spawn by LitaE reviews
All it took was one reckless mistake for Juliet's life to spiral out of control. How will she handle finally dating Shawn while pregnant with Carlton's baby? How do the two different men handle it? What will be the result of it all? Shules and Lassiet
Psych - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 65,405 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Juliet oH., Carlton L.
It Had to Be You by RomanticisedIllusions reviews
When Tony and Kate have a little too much fun one night, they are left to deal with the consequences.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,868 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Kate T., Tony D.
The Taming of the Two: A Tony & Ziva Love Story by rekkidbraka reviews
The ongoing romantic / comedic / angsty adventures of Tony DiNozzo and Ziva David. CHAPTER form. UPDATE: "Loca" - Deeks? Jealous of Tony? NCIS:LA xover. TIVA meets Kensi/Deeks
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 208 - Words: 231,342 - Reviews: 1466 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Home Number Seven by Krazzy Kezz reviews
15y/o Temperance Brennan has recently moved in with her seventh foster family- and its hell. But whe she is asked to tutor one of the idiot jocks in exchange for some cash, Tempe begins to wonder if maybe this time, things will be different. or will they?
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,708 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 4/19/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Building a Life by silver-wings124 reviews
Temperance Brennan has been left alone by the only ones she can trust and is left broken. What happens when she meets the one person who can put her back together and she can trust unconditionally? High-School fic
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 34,582 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 12/10/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
What's a ten letter word for murder? by WhiteKingdomAngel reviews
Shawn has a painful secret in his past that shook him to the core. Now, years later, when a serial killer know as "The Hangman" escapes to finish a game they both started years ago, Shawn will have to reveal his secret if he wants it all to end it all.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,781 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Shawn S., Juliet oH. - Complete
Captives by DiNUTZzo reviews
Tony and Ziva are captured and tortured, will Gibbs be able to save them in time? My first story be nice!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 27,484 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
You've Got A Friend In Me by gnbrules reviews
She knew she couldn't face it alone. Carlton. Juliet. Toy Story 3. Yeah, this is happening.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Gangster With A Heartbeat by Brennoothfan4ever reviews
Set in the twenties Seeley Booth is a mafia boss trying to keep his men alive after Al Capone puts a hit out on him. Things start going wrong when he rescues a woman from being raped. But will she except his help? That's Brennan for you. Strong Lang.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,926 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Things Fall Apart by Deadalive15 reviews
Juliet has managed to keep a huge secret from everyone for the past four years, but when something happens, she is forced to reveal the biggest and most rewarding mistake of her life and the reason she left Miami. Rating to be safe.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,462 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Juliet oH., Shawn S. - Complete
Lance Corporal DiNozzo by ncisaddiction10 reviews
Tony is 20 years old and in the Marines when he meets the young Mossad Officer Ziva David. My very first fanfic, please give it a chance. Tiva, McAbby, and Jibbs. Kinda AU. R&R! I've changed it to Romance now!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,451 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Teenage Wasteland by xoxEllexox reviews
Kate Todd is new at her best friend Tony’s high school. She gets on with his girlfriend Ziva, and is drawn to her loner Bad Boy brother. She also hides a secret from all but Tony. While dating Ari, her world is turned upside down. Kate/Ari Tony/Ziva
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 57,051 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Ari H., Kate T. - Complete
There's No Place Like Where a Pineapple Is by Corcey reviews
Juliet is fed up with the irresponsible Shawn. So she makes a wish that he could be different. Little does she know, different is not always good. Some sensitive issues.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,107 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Juliet oH., Shawn S. - Complete
A Rose for the Assassin by EmyPink reviews
AU! Timothy McGee is Thom E. Gemcity, a high profile writer of crime fiction. Ziva David is a high profile assassin, codename Shadow. Common sense predicted they’d never meet . . . fate had other ideas.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,544 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
Slumber Party by Collegekid2006 reviews
Shawn. Gus. Lassie. Jules. One motel room. One bed. One crappy day. No holds barred.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,290 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Complete
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Contrasting Themes reviews
This is an essay i had to write for "Beowulf" after reading it for English, once my teacher looks it over and ive made corrections im going to repost it with the corrections, but please feel free to comment on anything about it from grammar to context.
Beowulf - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/5/2011
Zap reviews
When Columbia is bored she convinces Magenta to play and earthing game called Zap.
Rocky Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Complete
Padiddle reviews
With Lassie but well Lassie what are Gus,Shawn,&Juliet going to do on a long drive Home!
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Complete
BANANA reviews
Parody of the song 'Johanna'. The one sung my Anthony when he first looks at her.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Complete
The Fresh Water Dies Because It Taints Its Self In reviews
Yep, another run of the mill, every day NCIS high school fic, but with a killer twist... literally. rating might go up
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,107 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010
A Simple Case of Mistaken Identity reviews
ZIva goes undercover. Normal right? But what happans when Michele and him team think shes really who she portrays to be? Raiting migth go up, due to my potty mouth.
Crossover - NCIS & Burn Notice - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Ziva D., Michael W.
Established Shules reviews
Established Shules.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Juliet oH., Shawn S.
Bring me to life Evanescence reviews
THis is a one-shot, high school, songfic. From the song Bring me to life my Evanescence
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Juliet oH., Shawn S. - Complete
What Happans Next? reviews
THis is a reader decids what happans next fic! mroe info about what do do is inside! rated K but might go up depending on what the people decide.*DISCONTINUED*
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Ziva D.
Whisky Lullaby
Song fis about Tony and Kate. I know the summrys bad, but the story is better!
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Tony D., Kate T. - Complete
The Phantom Of The SBPD reviews
A Cop Killer Chooses His Next Victim From The SBPD.Some Shules but its not the main thing in the story. Rated T just to be to sure.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,815 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Juliet oH., Shawn S.