Bliss Whitely
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Joined 04-18-10, id: 2332502, Profile Updated: 03-15-12
Author has written 2 stories for Uncharted series, and Resident Evil.

So what am I going to say about myself? what... do I do the normal thing and talk about myself? Well why don't you read some of my shit and find out my quirks and fancies? Nah, I am not mean... I just don't know what to ramble about.

Okay, I am The-White-Mariah... On DA (just my name... please don't think I think I am sexy) )0(

I am a big plushy red head lovey dovey girl with a crush on guys I can't have... it sucks.

YET WE ALL DO IT!! Don't deny it!

Things I like!

(you had to have seen this coming! Come on, you expected it and wanted it!)

Um...

music (all kinds.. and I mean that! I have everything on my Ipod from the 50's to 2009)

movies (Harry Potter, LOTR, POTC, Silent Hill, and many more)

coffee (more specifically, Dunkin Donuts coffee...Black!)

diet pepsi

crystal light lemonade

Transformers

Brave Police J-Decker

CHOCOLATE!

video games... (duh, half of my fanfictions are based on such) Silent Hill, Resident Evil and many many more!

thus leading to YAOI... I don't care if it is not your thing. You don't like it, go away!

I like Yaoi, its hot! and I do it cuz I can and cuz I want to! You don't know what YAOI is?? go look it up, noob!

pancakes!

GHOST ADVENTURES!! Zak Bagans... though is a guy with perpetual speech problems and has a thing with teasing Aaron, is absolutely adorable! He loves to yell at those ghosts... which is funny to watch! And Nick... I like him too!! Oh, I like Aaron too! I love to say, purley out of affection, that Zak has his own personal retractable awning on his head (his hair). It usually gets good laughs from the ladies that sit with me and enjoy the new shows and re-runs on friday nights!

frozen coolaide that I drink as it melts... MMMMMM

i love you...I really do...this stupid line is to seperate the love from the hate... cuz they are 2 different things and this is being an ass...

Hates

MY LITTLE PONIES! OMEFFINGGOD! If you are not into that right now you are worth shit it seems...

College algebra...

red coolaide!

moldy smelling laundry

cramps

not having gas for my car

struggling to think of what to say

still struggling.

spiders

All bugs for that matter!

that little bumpy thing you get on the tip of your tongue that hurts like hell

flea bites

not having room to move in my bedroom. (perhaps I should clean it? NAH!)

sunburns

when people are fucking ignorant about shit and try to argue with you about it... WTF?

Youtube commenters... those asshole's just love to troll.

my fathers emo shit...

when someone is miserable, everyone has to suffer for it.

Colds

People calling out of work all the time and don't get into trouble, you call out once in a year and you get into all sorts of trouble.

not being warm.

-25 degree weather

not having money enough to buy shit for people for christmas. >.

telling people I am okay, when I am not.

failing on my diet...

I am sure this will be updated... but some general info for ya!

have fun!

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If you think being unique is cooler than being cool honestly, who wants to be cool? Too much depends on it. be unique, it vertually guar'on'tees that you won't have to impress anyone!

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus maybe a tank would be better...

Too many people have smoked Marijuana. If you haven't like I said, I don't need it to get high... I have my games and music and fanfiction/art

If you have ever fallen up the stairs I have a scar on my knee to prove it! I saw my chorus teacher fall up the stairs too! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

If you're against animal cruelty Lets round up some cows and let them slaughter humans... or let that puppy that was beaten bite the hand that hit it... fucking pricks...

If you wish you were in a different world Thats why I created my own sweetheart!

Too many people are on crack. If you aren't I thought crack was at the bottom of your back... and I am not on that

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it I mostly do that when I am angry... I grow balls when I see red

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people stomps and hisses at them

If you thinks those stupid kids should just give the rabbit his stupid Trix already yeah, WTF? give him the fucking cereal! its just cereal!! its not the fucking fountain of youth or anything!! while where on the subject, leave Lucky and his charms alone too!

If you are against real fur clothing how would you like it if a fox wore your skin to keep warm you fucking feind!!

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on something for no reason scratching and biting count?

If your friends are weird(but not as weird as you) I made my freinds weird

If you are odd and proud I would not want to be mainstream... its boring! so yeah, I am odd and PROUD OF IT!!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions I spent 8 hours reading a Kane/Rey Mysterio fic that was 17 chapters long... I am a slow reader

If you are obsessed with fan fiction yeah, or I wouldn't be here!

If you love music: Rock, Punk, Emo, and Metal My life revolves around music!

RIP Steve Irwin. Post this as a memorial :( Poor Steve!!I love and miss you! Prayers for wife and daughter...

If you are an artist rattles art supplies... what do you think?

If your profile is too long, post this and make it ever longer!! With Pleasure!!

If you think Kidzbop sucks the person who invened that shit ought to get shot!

If you ever choked on your own spit Uh-huh

If you talk to yourself Some of the best conversations I ever have! Its like I have always known myself!

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other Oh yeah...

If you have ever been so addicted to something that it scared everyone around you(NOT drugs) There is a reason most of everyone avoids me...

If you have ever said something that had nothing at all to do with the current conversation MAGPIE!!... I am sorry, what were you saying?

If you have ever ran up the "up" escelator yeah

If you read fanfiction in school I did...

If you write fanfiction in school I did...

If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes I walk around in a permanent zone out mode.

If you like chocolate chip cookies and blood (Juicebee isn't the only one with this in their profile, lol) MMMMMM blood! cookies is good too!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't Pot...pfff... who needs that when you can play morbid video games.

92 percent of American Teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent who would laugh their asses off is laughing

If you have ever run into a door does a glass sliding door count? yeah, it hurt but it wsa certainly funny!

If you think that life without computers is useless would die

If you believe that preps travel in packs yeah, thats why we hiss at them. too many in one confined space

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question pfff... they don't call me a doof for nothing

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation notorious for it

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible thats when I have my dog do it

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites oh yeah, death to the little bastards

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it what are they? severe conditions?

"I'm bringing sexy back..." if you never even knew sexy was gone Well where in the hell have you been??

If you haven't died yet obvious...

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life This pisses me off! I can beat the snot out of anyone if I wanted

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews I am excited to see one!

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye rasies hand

If you have your own little world (TOTALLY!!)

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it (who hasn't XD)

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place (yep...what were we talking about?)

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

If you have ever tripped over your own feet yeah cuz I am a clutz

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason yeah, and freaked my sisters out so they joined me!

98 of teenagers have tried pot. If you like man-sex Love man-sex!!

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Angel of Mercy by Spirit De Mortis reviews
V/Evey after her torture at the hands of V. rated NC17 for sexual content.
V for Vendetta - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,547 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 8/16/2012
Woman of Man: There and Back again by Spirit De Mortis reviews
a woman landing in Middle Earth just before the dwarves meet Bilbo in Bag End. Her presence there throws things off and while they are on their journey to Erebor, they try to find a way to send her back home. She grows attached to several of the dwarves, especially Balin. when they find a way to send her home, can she bring herself to leave, knowing some of their eventual fates?
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,402 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Balin, Bofur
Nailed by Grizziesmom reviews
Sherlock drags John to the morgue late at night to get something he apparently can't ask Molly for. The security guard is about to catch them and Sherlock has the brainy idea to jump into a body drawer...Somehow, things get a little...heated...
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Command by sittingroundthesamovar reviews
Haytham rather enjoys Charles' violent streak.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Haytham K., Charles L. - Complete
The Fire Caves part 1 by Obliant reviews
This is the second installment of the venture I am writing. The second part, collectivly called "The fire caves" will be posted in two seperate sections to cut down on the length of the story. Please note that the primary pairing that I have listed is not the only pairng in this story. There will be a 4 way with some incest. Don't like it? Don't read it.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,645 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Thorin, Bofur
ConWash (Summer, 1779) by robinweadon reviews
This is a FanFiction of ConWash having a nice dose of lemon. I hope you guys like it. (: I am not used to smut so don't be so harsh.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Connor K., George W.
Regarding Salazar by Emeraldegg reviews
Leon finally kills the monster, but before he goes on, he can't help but remember the castellan's memo. Short, not shipping.
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/20/2011 - R. Salazar, Leon S. K. - Complete
Sin by Amara the Warrior reviews
Jill comes down with an autoimmune disorder and begins a relationship with Barry. In this oneshot she reflects on her feelings for him and her experiences with the medical system and how they treated her for her illness.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Barry B., Jill V. - Complete
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Desperation reviews
Jill is leaving for a mission with Chris. Chris is too wrapped up in the complications of the mission for Jill to get his attention. He always does that to her. So she goes in search for the cure for her loneliness somewhere else. And she finds it unsurprisingly in a new friend. Parker/Jill rating NC-17 for graphic description of intercourse. Please respect mine and others likes.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,033 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Jill V., Parker L. - Complete
Father Figure reviews
Nate relays to Sully his fear... and becomes honest about his feelings. All the loveliness of Nate telling Sully exactly what he thinks of him. Some mild language.
Uncharted series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Nathan D., V. Sullivan - Complete