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Joined 04-18-10, id: 2332521, Profile Updated: 12-15-12
Author has written 10 stories for Frankenstein, X-overs, Metalocalypse, Naruto, Where the Heart Is, Walking Dead, and Friday Night Lights.

*12/5/2012: I have a fresh, brand-new account over on AO3:

I'm not deleting any stories off here, or my account, but I'll probably be more active over on that site now (to the poor souls who still may be clinging onto the shredded, tattered remains of my once glorious coattails).

On the bright side, having a new fanfic-site to explore and play with has inspired me to find some more fandoms (e.g. Homestuck, Starfighter, The Walking Dead, Friday Night Lights) and post some more stories! So, be on the lookout for those over on AO3!

* TO FOLLOWERS OF "PUREBLOOD": CHAPTER FIVE IS UP, SON!

I'm thinking the addition of Norse deities/realms to the plot will be awesome. I mean, right now all I keep picturing is AN EPIC SKWISGAAR/VALKYRIES ORGY, but still, it's a start. And don't worry, there will be plenty of Dethklok shenanigans to counteract the serious badassery. This ain't gonna be no puke-inducing, eye-eating fluff-fest, I promise you.

...well, maybe there will be some puking and eye-eating. I dunno.

Also, the soundtrack to this story will naturally contain an abundance of Amon Amarth. VIKINGS METAL, HELLSK YEAHS.

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What up. Most of you may recognize me as the infamous Oshii, hailing from the joint account I shared with my bestie Sarah, fullmetalfan91. After about 5 years (holy shit) of publishing our stories together, I finally decided it was time for me to split and fly solo. Starting fresh feels really nice, I've found. I don't know why I didn't think of getting my own account sooner, but I'm glad I made this decision.

All right. Most of my published works are from the 2006-2007 era, back in seventh/eighth grade when I was just a little bit more of a wastecase than I am now, and I literally had nothing else to do with my free time than write. I had an unhealthy obsession with Naruto and Dir en grey, and unsurprisingly, nowdays I don't find either of them nearly as attractive as I used to. I mean, sure, I'll still watch the occasional Naruto: Shippuden (because the show lost its appeal after Sasuke gallivanted off to become Orochimaru's official bitch), but I don't even listen to Diru anymore...man, I'm getting nostalgic now. Moving on.

Metalocalypse is my favorite show now, and I'd really like to know why the hell it hasn't been airing on adult swim since Christmas. Have Small & Blacha decided to impose a boycott or something? Are they currently being held captive in a base camp outside Bosnia? Wtf, people?! Answers plz.

EDIT 8/22/10: It's okay, I discovered the story behind Metalocalypse's mysterious absence a while ago. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO RE-AIR TONIGHT. September 26, huh? RLY GUISE?

Other Fandoms I'd Like To Write Fics For:

- Ginger Snaps

- X-Men: Evolution (mmm Lance)

- Juno

- the Mortal Instruments series by Cassandra Clare

- the Tithe series by Holly Black

- Underworld (I've just started a drabble for the third movie)

-Daria (I just bought the entire box set..reliving my childhood has never been so much fun)

Shit I Need To Work On Now:

-Updating The Pureblood of Asgård. I know, I know, I've been promising updates on this story for like, two years. It's not that I don't want to write, it's just that, well, writing about any member of Dethklok - even the most effeminate one - being knocked up is just plain weird. But it is brutal!

EDIT 9/3/10: CHAPTER FIVE IS UP AND RUNNING, JACKOFFS. GO FORTH AND DIE - I mean, R&R.

- I have drabbles going for Ginger Snaps, X-Men: Evolution, and Underworld III: Rise of the Lycans. I'll tackle those in progressive order depending on my mood. I have time for other fanfics now, oh Lawd!

- I also want to start a Mortal Instruments story. Probably Malec, because there really isn't any other option. Keep an eye out for it.

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Best Laid Schemes by YankeeFan87 reviews
Sam and Dean travel to New Paltz, NY to assist on a case involving an ancient Indian burial site. Dean is sick and getting sicker and the case is way more complicated than they'd anticipated. Hurt!Sick!Dean and caring!Sam. Set during season 2.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,175 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
When You Least Expect It by Zana Zira reviews
Season 1, after "Dead in the Water": Dean's always been a healthy guy, despite all the junk he eats and filth he's exposed to. So when he gets a little sick after the Lake Manitoc case, he doesn't think anything of it until it's almost too late, and the diagnosis he's given is something he never expected to hear. Sick/Diabetic!Dean, Caring!Sam. Written for a DeviantArt prompt. Gen.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,165 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Care for the Careless by Zana Zira reviews
Season 5: Just because Dean's the older brother doesn't mean he always knows more than Sam. This seems to be doubly true when it comes to food because somehow, despite having to take care of himself and Sam for their entire childhoods, Dean seems to have forgotten about things like expiration dates since he hit thirty. Sick!Dean, Annoyed/Caring!Sam. Written for a prompt on LJ.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Bobby S. - Complete
Ember by LittleMissToughStuff reviews
With the loss of her daughter, Carol finds herself questioning her role in the group, her identity, and her unique connection with Daryl. Daryl just wishes things were simpler. Picks up right after "Beside the Dying Fire." Caryl, M.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 82,878 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Carol, Daryl D.
EO Challenge: Bard Day at Black Rock by Dizzo reviews
EO Challenge: WOW Crush. During their research, the brothers have an accident with an authentic Shakespeare manuscript. The great bard is not amused and exacts a unique and entertaining well, from a spectator's point of view anyway revenge ...
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Laced With Confusion by queen of indie Harlequinn reviews
On the cusp of innocence and the unknown, the newly graduated legendary four find themselves transformed and inextricably intertwined. Are the seams of their idyllic past still sewn together, or will the frayed ends of their youth split them apart?
Grease - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,992 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Rizzo, Kenickie
Cradle by theharshlightofday reviews
After Egypt it felt like death was stalking Lara Croft from the shadows, and in the labyrinthine streets of Prague grave secrets shall be revealed and blood shall be spilt. The battle for eternal life begins after sunset. Dark post-AoD. LCxKT.
Tomb Raider - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,678 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Lara Croft, Kurtis - Complete
Sammy Knows Best by YankeeFan87 reviews
Dean gets food poisoning after eating some bad tacos. He tries to hide his illness from Sam and by the time Sam finds out he's dehydrated and in need of medical attention. Sick!Dean Caring!Sam
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Sympathy for the Jersey Devil by YankeeFan87 reviews
Set in season 2, just after BUABS. Dean and Sam, mentally and physically exhausted, take on a case in the Pine Barrens of New Jersey, where they're told that the Jersey Devil has been hunting and killing tourists. Hurt!Dean coming right up...
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,423 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Burning Up by Mad Server reviews
Sam feels Dean's forehead. And hugs him while he cries. Two gen ficlets for the latest Hoodie Time meme.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
If You're Wondering by RomanticizeMe reviews
Edgar completely misreads Zoe's signals. Oneshot and extremely fluffy. Based on post-The Tribe.
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Edgar F. - Complete
The Door In The Mountain Side by littlelindentree reviews
This is an AU which takes place four years after 4x13 "Thanksgiving." Tim is an ex-convict and Julie is a college graduate, and both of them now know that in this life, there are no guarantees.
Friday Night Lights - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,120 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Julie T., Tim R. - Complete
Boulder by wave obscura reviews
They say it hurts worse than childbirth. Dean believes it. A get well soon fic for triquetralmoon. sick!hurt!pained!Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,069 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Greatest Gift by VividInk reviews
Post-movie. Jake is relieved that the clan is settling well into their new Hometree and is returning to their old way of life under his leadership, but he finds the greatest joy of his new life in Neytiri’s gift to him. A Jake&Neytiri story!
Avatar - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,736 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Neytiri, Jake S. - Complete
Down to the River by littlelindentree reviews
He loved that woman. But there was no getting around the fact that pregnant Mindy was gross. Gross and terrifying. Takes place during and after 3x13 "Tomorrow Blues."
Friday Night Lights - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Complete
If This One Could Be With You by littlelindentree reviews
After 2x11, "Jumping the Gun", Julie's parents come up with an appropriate punishment for her - tutoring Tim Riggins. The title is a lyric from Sam Cooke's "Wonderful World".
Friday Night Lights - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,387 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Complete
Relax by Enkidu07 reviews
E/O Challenge: Relax. Feverish Sam for Sammygirl1963's birthday!
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Sam W., John W. - Complete
Wisdom by Enkidu07 reviews
Still hurting Dean. Dean needs his wisdom teeth removed. And... Go!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Dean W., Sam W.
Walking Away by Fleur27 reviews
Tim walks away from San Antonio State and tries to figure out what happens next in his life. Tim, Billy, Lyla, OC, and probably other FNL characters.
Friday Night Lights - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 34,941 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Complete
Dethlove by H.J. Bender reviews
After Toki suffers a debilitating accident feeding the rats one Saturday, Nathan's life will never be the same again. N/T slash.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,550 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Nathan E., Toki W. - Complete
I've got you by Enkidu07 reviews
Dean's sick. Sam's there. Drabble.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Look My Way by bird by snow reviews
A John/Claire story that picks up where the movie left off, and explores what might have happened. It's about life, fairytales, and the obstacles faced when trying to hang on to a transient relationship.
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,434 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 7/12/2007 - [John B., Claire S.] - Complete
Chili CookOff by Surplus Imagination reviews
A quick stop at a chili cook-off lands Dean and Sam in a heap of gastric woes. Will Sam ever survive the effects of Dean on chili? Sick!Dean and Sick!Sam abound. Rated T for bathroom humor.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,825 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Hidden Child by Nienna100 reviews
A LegolasAragorn slash fic. Rated T for Mpreg. My spin on how the quest should have gone... please R&R. Clearly AU. Flames just add to the review count :P. Currently under Revision.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 84,973 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother by EFW reviews
EPILOGUE ADDED What happens when the boys are stranded and one of them becomes violently ill?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,652 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 2/5/2007 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Slouching Toward Bethlehem by theharshlightofday reviews
The Cubiculum Nephili was destroyed, along with the future of the Nephilim race. Or was it? Lara and Kurtis soon find themselves pulled into a dark world of death, betrayal and an ancient evil which threatens to cover the earth in eternal darkness. LCxKT.
Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 60,453 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/2/2005 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Lara Croft, Kurtis - Complete
Hurley's Discovery by CarrieBerry reviews
Hurley finds something special in the jungle and he needs Sawyer's help.
Lost - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/21/2005 - Hurley, Sawyer
Jarred for Life by Keely Kylan reviews
Curious about what Snape keeps in his jars? Well, here's the answer... (MPREG)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/15/2002 - Severus S.
In the Moonlight by Ruthless Bunny reviews
Daria asks Trent for advice about sex, and gets more than she bargained for.
Daria - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,206 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/8/2001 - Published: 3/5/2001
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Football Was a No-Go (and Drinking Was Too) reviews
Tim Riggins finds himself in quite the unusual predicament, the kind usually only his gals need to worry about. Tami advises, Coach Taylor reprimands, and Billy just can't even. Mpreg, FNL, Texas Forever
Friday Night Lights - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,755 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/16 - Eric T./Coach, Tami T., Tim R., Billy R. - Complete
What Else I Got to Do? reviews
Daryl's sick. Carol gets him a blanket. Short but sweet little h/c Caryl drabble.
Walking Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Daryl D., Carol - Complete
He Told Me It Can't Happen the First Time reviews
"Where the Heart Is" based off the 2000 movie, set in 1995. A short oneshot exploring Novalee's discovery of her pregnancy and Willy Jack's reaction to the news. Pre-movie. Read and Review.
Where the Heart Is - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Complete
The Pureblood of Asgård reviews
FINALLY UPDATED AFTER 2 YEARS! Ch5: Bathtub seductions turn violent, the boys smoke pot and consult with estranged fashion designer Eric von Weichlinghammer as their new "band fitness manager", Ofdensen has bitchin' fashion sense, and Toki comforts Skwis. DISCONTINUED
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,028 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W.
Dethklok Cuts Their Nipples Off! reviews
Co-written with fullmetalfan91. Pickles regales the guys with a magical tale of lust and bloodshed. More bloodshed follows. Fanart would be greatly appreciated.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Pickles - Complete
What I Think Diru Does At Home reviews
Ever wonder what the zany members of Dir en grey do in their spare time? I did, when I was 14, and wrote this around two in the morning. Enjoy!
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Complete
The Change reviews
Uchiha Sasuke is your average teenager. He writhes in the confines of high school and has an amateur garage band with Tayuya, Neji, and Gaara. But when Sasuke is attacked by a horrifying beast one night, he starts to change...SasuTayu, org. pub. '06-'07.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,047 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Sasuke U.
Ahfdensen's Exorcism! reviews
Ofdensen gets possessed and Pickles performs an exorcism. Dethklok in drag. Toki in a Stephen Hawking computer. Skwisgaar grows boobs for some reason. This whole thing was really a misadventure into madness resulting from a midnight sugar high.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Pickles, C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
The Sort Of Virulence Prequel
A brief background of Die's feelings for Shinya leading up to chapter one in Virulence. I felt that the subject wasn't elaborated enough in the story itself, so HERE YA GO! Org. published 2006, probably.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,643 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Complete
O Miserable Creator reviews
'You created me, gave me life - shouldn't I be perfect in your eyes?" How would you feel if your creator fled the room in terror after one look at you? Explores the Monster's possible emotions towards Victor after his rebirth. Assignment for English.
Frankenstein - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Frankenstein Monster, Victor F. - Complete