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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy:Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died.

Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.
I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is,
doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),
who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more,
who can express herself better with words than actions,
who doesn't need a guy to complete her,
and knows the importance of the little things.

STORY! :)

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed

female come backs
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
Woman: Really? I have the incredible urge to plant my foot up your @.


Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this


Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you20threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I really wish that more guys were like this, and I bet a lot of girls do too.


When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to re post it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you re post this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't re post this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Re-post this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress


PLEASE READ

Ok, so this didn't happen to me, but still read it.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart


Music is my life. Put this if u listen to real music
(o) to REAL music.

put this on your page.
if you love to laugh

I'm a secret undercover agent that is on a secret undercover mission. Of course, u wouldn't know. It's a SECRET. Hey. wat are YOU laughing about?!

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... Or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND/ORCHASTRA, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT; I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems


My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I'm awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.
child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

This is the cold hard truth!


30 Good Reasons why GIRLS are always the BEST

1. We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, free dinners, free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. Its possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We have ways of getting what we want easily.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. If we act like a guy, we're called tough. But if a guy acts like a girl... well... who's the weakling now?

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We have style.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

30. There's the saying "Ladies first."


10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Just start them)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "Just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave ‘em in the middle)


A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".


QUOTES TO LIVE BY

1.) Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.

2.) Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

3.) When other little girls wanted to be ballerinas, I kinda wanted to be a VAMPIRE.

4.) Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs ninjas, but cooler

5.) Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

6.) Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?

7.) If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?

8.) "Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

9.) "Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

10.) “A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” – Unknown

11.) “Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” – Unknown

12.) “He who laughs last didn't get it.” – Unknown

13.) Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.

14.) Oh god! They took my freaking kidney!

15.) When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

16.) I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.

17.) There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

18.) Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head

19.) "Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

20.) Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

21.) Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

22.) You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

23.) They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly i think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," i don't think many people would be dead...

24.) I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

25.) Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public

26.) Guns don't kill people. I do.

27.) A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

28.) He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.

29.) My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

30.) flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

31.) Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

32.) The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

33.) The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.

34.) Assassinations is an extreme form of censorship.

35.) You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

36.) I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet

37.) I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

38.) I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have

39.) Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

40.) Did you just call me a bch? Because a bch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

41.) So, you're a cannibal.

42.) Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

43.) AV is Addicted to Vampires

44.) There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

45.) 'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

46.) I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

47.) Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!

48.) I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow

49.) Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again

50.) To put it nicely, I hope you choke

51.) It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn

52.) I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

53.) If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

54.) The evil gnomes poked me in the bum wit a stick.

55.) Would you like a cookie? So would I.

56.) You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

57.) Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

58.) A day without sunshine is like... night.

59.) A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water!

60.) Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot

61.) Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!

62.) Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

63.) I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

64.) I do what cheerios tell me.

65.) I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.

66.) I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you! (haha just like Edward Cullen!! )

67.) I'm knocking on heavens door.. voice in back round: Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! me: That wasnt my fault!! It was poor constrution... I SWEAR!! Dont look at me like that...

68.) If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

69.) My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet...

70.) Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions.

71.) Emmett's the strongest, Edward's the fastest, But Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people jealous.

72.) Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my freinds, well...We've gone pro.


Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real people always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

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Catch Me by Sayura-san reviews
John Watson is in love with Sherlock Holmes. When another date breaks up with him, he decides to do something about it. But then a new case comes up ...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,974 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
In the Name of Being Honest by ohsnapxitsemyy reviews
I was quiet and shy. He was loud and friendly. I was looking for a steady, secure future. He was looking for a hookup and a good time. In the end, I was what he was looking for and he was what I was looking for. This is my story- the best and worst memories of my life. My unexpected life with Sirius Black. SB/OC, canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 120,228 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Sirius B., OC
A Kiss With The Earth by E J Mulford reviews
Three years after The Fall, Sherlock returns from the dead, expecting a warm welcome from his blogger-turned-lover. But when he finally comes home to John, it quickly becomes clear that this isn't the same man he left behind - and that 221B may no longer be home, after all. Sequel to 'A Kiss With The Air' (MUST read first). Same format, 30 Johnlock kisses. M for sex & language.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 93,382 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
My Dear Fellow by Ridiculosity reviews
The strange thing about June Leto was, no one seemed to know her from eve. And strange things tend to gravitate to the marauders; specifically, one Sirius Orion Black
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 81,584 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Sirius B., OC, Marauders - Complete
Turning of the Tide by wanderingtardisonbakerstreet reviews
Nothing compares to the quick-witted, curly haired detective with the pale skin and piercing eyes. There is no one else for John Watson. There is only Sherlock Holmes. — A multi-chapter fic following the progression of the boys' relationship from friends to lovers. Eventual Johnlock. Virgin!Sherlock. Rated M for smut in later chapters.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,108 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 8/5/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Westwood University by bethanyyerinn reviews
University AU. Teenlock/Unilock. Sherlock and John meet by becoming roommates during their first year at university. Fun fluffiness and adventures and drama and smut and evil plots and good stuff like that. Ships: Johnlock, some Mystrade.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 92,842 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 6/13/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] [Mycroft H., DI Lestrade] - Complete
Infamia by thisisforyou reviews
COMPLETE! Ancient Roman AU. After his wife's brutal murder, John Watson shuns society and becomes a gladiator. He didn't expect to catch the attention of the Emperor, Sherlock Holmes himself... Johnlock. M for explicit combat scenes. Oh, and smut. Now with a Mystrade sequel, "Velut Praeteritus".
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 72,588 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
What I Need by Jacqueline Albright-Beckett reviews
A joking phrase commonly heard between a surgeon and his tech is "Give me what I need, not what I ask for." Dr. Novak and his tech Dean will soon learn the impact this phrase has on life outside the operating room.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,294 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Investigation by Acervate reviews
Sherlock Holmes is three things: A genius, a consulting detective and completely in love with John Watson.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 79,853 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 8/24/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.]
Stick to the Script by thisisforyou reviews
COMPLETE! Maybe Sherlock should have guessed that asking John to pretend to tie him to the bed and shag him though the headboard - for a case - wasn't such an intelligent idea. Or, the one in which a femme fatale murder causes Sherlock and John to role-play sex. Repeatedly.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,874 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Thing Is by TSylvestrisA reviews
The problem with living with Sherlock, John thought, was that you never, ever knew the significance of anything. Like your flatmate's nose buried in your hair. While you're in bed. Eventual Johnlock. COMPLETE
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,629 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Lucid by doctorg reviews
Now complete! The first time it happened was by accident. Post-Reichenbach, John finds a way to hold on to Sherlock after all.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 75,543 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Parents by neverintendedtoexist reviews
John and Sherlock have been married for 2 years, and they now have a son, Hamish. This fic is extremely fluffy.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 123,695 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
All Falls Are Fatal by meteorshowers reviews
Post-Reichenbach. Sherlock hides in the shadows, looking for Moriarty's assassins. John tries to move on and remain strong after Sherlock's death. Neither were prepared for the danger that would cross their paths as they come to terms with their feelings for each other. It becomes an inner struggle and a battle for their lives with no guarantee of survival. All Falls are Fatal.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 78,165 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Take It Off by Death'sDarkAngel reviews
After a puzzling series of murders take place at an all-male review club, Sherlock cons John into going undercover…and the results of the case turn out to be a lot more revealing than he initially bargained for.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,463 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Chemistry is Incredibly Simple and Very Destructive by starrysummernights reviews
Sherlock is too busy to continue to go out and procure willing sex partners for himself so he comes up with the perfect solution: John. After all, he knows John is attracted to him and they are already living together. Why not make their friendship one with benefits? What could go wrong?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,078 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Long Overdue Confession by writetress reviews
AU. What if Ginny Weasley had made a different decision? Not to give up on Harry Potter but to confess to him her long obvious crush on him face to face? Harry's fifth year would certainly be different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,162 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Strange Bedfellows by kitcat234 reviews
A few years after the War, George is in search of a flatmate. Coincidentally, Hermione's just kicked her out. Forced together, they have to see if they can live together without killing each other. Becoming friends? Now that's a laugh.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 66,965 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Shift by TalksToSelf reviews
A (not so brief) summary of the shift in the dynamic of Sherlock and John's relationship. From the first subtle brush of their fingertips over their morning coffee, covering all their firsts to what they are today. (Cover art by the fabulous megg33k)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,813 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/19/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Unconditional by Gaia v reviews
Alina Blake has always kept those around her at arms length, afraid that her friends may discover the horrific abuse she suffers at home. But keeping Sirius Black out is not easy, even when you have powers that even Voldemort could only dream of.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 52 - Words: 188,597 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 10/31/2009 - OC, Sirius B.
Defects Found on the Losing Side by starrysummernights reviews
John confesses his love for Sherlock in a desperate attempt to prevent him from jumping from St. Bart's. "Sentiment is a chemical defect found in the losing side." Post-Reichenbach John, with eventual reunion, and eventual Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,028 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 11/23/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Given In Evidence by verityburns reviews
Coming back from the dead can be a complicated business. With a new case on the horizon, rebuilding a life is one thing... rebuilding a friendship quite another. For Sherlock and John, things may never be just the same... Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 101,640 - Reviews: 1643 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Tea Like Yours by Bracket the Indecie reviews
SH/JW. Sherlock allows John to take him into the realm of feelings and emotions, but this bond is used as a weapon against the detective by Moriarty when he kidnaps John. Rated M for violence, torture and sweet smut at the end. Cover image by br0-harry used with permission .
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,018 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Unravelling Sherlock by Kr-NL reviews
John's curiosity is triggered by the simplest of the comments: 'Don't be alarmed... it has to do with sex', and Sherlock's quick reply 'Sex doesn't alarm me.' This fanfiction will remain true to the story, using John's blog as reference, might contain some references to the books as well.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 144,589 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Entangled Souls by nukagirl reviews
The first time Fred lied eyes on her, his heart break. She was hugging her mum, who stood there still and stiff. The tiny girl broke away and watched with tears rolling down her face as they rushed off, disappering into the crowd. All alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,015 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Fred W., Hermione G.
To Where You Are by Witch Nova reviews
John is struggling to deal with Sherlock's death but mysterious messages call him to Ireland and he follows the trail to find something he never expected.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,671 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Back To The Past by LilMissMoonRay reviews
Harry and Ginny are somehow transported 8 years back in time. Now they find themselves trapped in their 15/14 year old bodies with their memories intact, surrounded by people who have been dead for years, and did I mention that Ginny is still pregnant?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 71,853 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 1,289 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W.
He Noticed Her by StarxBright reviews
JK Rowling once said that she almost put Hermione Granger with Fred Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,722 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
In Sickness And Health by Pantherlily reviews
Johnlock is the main focus with a case, although there is some Mystrade. Expect spoilers. AU post Baskerville, basically an alternate to The Reichenbach Fall. Summary inside.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 101,388 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Saving the Boy by Embracing-Immensity reviews
What if Katniss won the 71st Hunger Games? Three years later, it's time for the reaping and Effie Trinket chooses a person she never wanted to see in the Games. What will she do to make sure he gets home alive?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 100,943 - Reviews: 1721 - Favs: 2,406 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Pretending That She Don't Care by BleedtoLoveHer reviews
The Games don't exist, but Katniss is still just as adverse to relationships. A story of how Katniss and Peeta come together without the arena. AU
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,855 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Snipe by Wizards-Pupil reviews
The greatest adventure of Hermione's life started when she got lost in the woods. If she'd known how much trouble she was about to get herself into, she might have stayed home with her books. But then, Hermione had never been one to say no to a challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 113 - Words: 266,273 - Reviews: 3967 - Favs: 1,619 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
The Little Girl On Fire by BloomingRue reviews
What would have happened if Katniss hadn't volunteered for Prim? First story, so don't be hateful, Rated T because it's Hunger Games
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,442 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Prim E., Rue - Complete
Weasley Rule Number 1 by 93 Diagon Alley reviews
What if George and Hermione became friends from the get-go? Follow along as their friendship unfolds throughout their Hogwarts career. Rating increased to M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 46,856 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - [Hermione G., George W.] Fred W.
A World Upended by SfumatoSoup reviews
John is relentlessly pursued by a coworker, which all leads to an inevitable revelation by Sherlock. How will John react to this? Sherlock/John Slash complete .
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 74,487 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Marauder Meets Girl by Mrs.SiriusO.Black reviews
Marauder era! Elaine is having the time of her life at Hogwarts. Between boys, friends, family, and school, life can get pretty interesting. Especially when Sirius Black begins to play an important role. Rated M to be safe and for later chapters!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 276,655 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
He Had Such A Cheeky Grin by Evil People's Underwear reviews
Following on from the final battle, sparks fly between Fred and Hermione. Why can everyone see it but them? Maybe all they need is a little push in the right direction...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,713 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
The Adventure of a Haunting Past by Naic reviews
There is a serial killer loose and this time things seem to be personal. At the same time things get increasingly complicated between the two friends. Warnings issued for a spot of violence and a pinch of slash, John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 34,613 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The new kid on the block by itsravensfault reviews
John goes to a will reading from an old girlfriend and finds out he has a child. Sherlock/John Sorry the summary stinks I really am but the storys better hopefully I hope
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,158 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Tale as Old as Time by Wizards-Pupil reviews
Fred went into a coma after the Battle. He was unconscious for days, and when he woke up he believed in a world that didn't exist. One that will forever change his and Hermione's life. "If he says something barmy you want us to go with it?" "Precisely!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 71,307 - Reviews: 1249 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Tips Of Brushes, Blades of Arrows by WincestSounds reviews
Peeta's POV, follow this choose your own adventure story of love, loss, and determination. Be in Peeta's mind through the games. I won't stay completely true, gotta mix it up somehow. But it's mature rating is not to be taken lightly. Peeta/Katniss
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,681 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
How Did We End Up Here? by HeirofGryffindor16 reviews
What would happen if Hermione and Fred were together? What if Fred never died? This is how Fred and Hermione's relationship has formed and changed over the years. *I changed the rating for future language usage*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 44,702 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Fuel to the Fire by PleaOfInsanity reviews
Peyton Fox; He mumbled against my lips. I sighed happily. Sirius Black was kissing... me...Wait... Sirius and me. Kissing. What the – "WA-AGH!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 89,772 - Reviews: 1956 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
Harry&Ginny a new story by sugarcube8695 reviews
this is my version of what i think should have happened during Ginny's fourth harry's fifth year :D Harry and Ginny 4ever, although it'll be awhile until they actually get 2gether in this story. Please please please R&R...Ginnys POV mostly
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,196 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Christmas Kisses by journeytomexico reviews
Fun loving Fred Weasley has always been carefree, going through life with laughter and fun, fastracking through everything he does. But when his younger brother's friend comes under his radar, he finds himself taking a different perspective. SEQUEL NOW UP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,041 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
I Must Not Cause Trouble by Wizards-Pupil reviews
Someone once told me that laughter was the way to true love. It wasn't until a midnight meeting with George Fabian Weasley that I started to realize just how right they were. Starts half way through OOTP. Now complete!. GW/HG pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 80 - Words: 222,657 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Interference by controlled climb reviews
When Ginny realizes that Fred and Hermione feelings for each other are more than friendly, she's the first to nudge them in the right direction. George, Harry, Ron and the rest are right behind her. Written with RGBTheDuckie.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,384 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Rules of Conduct by BittyBlueEyes reviews
A potion study gone terribly wrong causes Hermione and Fred to see each other in a whole new way. soul-switching *Complete*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,491 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Dare to Feel by cr8vgrl reviews
The twins enlist Hermione's help at WWW since Verity's getting married and leaving. However, when Fred's high maintenance girlfriend starts wearing on everyone's nerves, can Hermione let the love that's been brewing in her heart come out? Will she dare?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,837 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione's Boggart by embirsiphonelilathia reviews
Boggarts. Today it was boggarts and everyone thought they'd know exactly what Hermione would see they were wrong though, so very, very wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,453 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Pranksters, Prefects, and Prophesies by GraceAbbene reviews
Follow Hermione's story after the war. She wants to keep her parents safe in Australia until all the remaining death eaters are caught, must return to Hogwarts, fulfill another prophecy and so much more! Hermione is ready for any thing ... but love? There's never a dull moment around the Burrow. Ginny/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 75,176 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - [Hermione G., Fred W.] [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
The List by amaXdear reviews
100 reasons Remus Lupin/Nymphadora Tonks are cooler than Edward Cullen/Isabella Swan. People are going to hate me... Please read and flame! Edited.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - N. Tonks, Bella - Complete
Educating Sirius by unopeneddoors reviews
Sirius Black had never met Rae Johnson until that fateful day in November. One things for sure,he never expected to find himself falling in love with a shy, quiet and extremely smart girl. Now Slughorn wants her to tutor him, what will happen? PLZ REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,496 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Just One of the Guys by remuslives reviews
Hermione is tired of being just one of the guys but refuses let it change her. Fred takes notice of her and George helps. FredXHermione. Story takes place starting with OotP through the books and into post-Hogwarts era. Complete! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 71,111 - Reviews: 1666 - Favs: 1,876 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Breaking the Rules 2: Meet the Potters! by Pottergirl101 reviews
A sequal to my Breaking the Rules Story. Harry and Ginny are getting married! Follow Their lives through fights, friends, and . . .children? A multi chapter story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,789 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Better Weasley by Raven55 reviews
George is showing an interest in Hermione that no one expected but Fred. But one of George's old flames butts in and George has to make sure he doesn't make the wrong choice. Will there be another Weasley to look out for Hermione's feelings?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,718 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/24/2006 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Breaking the Rules by Pottergirl101 reviews
COMPLETED Ginny Weasley goes to her seventh year at Hogwarts not expecting to see any of her old friends any time soon. That all changes when she finds out who the new defence teacher is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,022 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/21/2006 - Published: 5/13/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3065 - Favs: 4,200 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
The Unresponsive Diary of Ginny Weasley by TheImaginator reviews
Set in Ginny's fourth year, Harry's fifth year. Ginny uses her diary as help in getting over Harry. Haha! Yeah right! This is like my rewrite of the fifth book. Sirius will not be dying!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 35,305 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 7/24/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
What About Me by Sede2113 reviews
COMPLETE Ginny Weasley: the youngest and forgotten child. Not anymore, because this is about to change. Its time for Ginny to show her true colors and to prove to Harry that she's not just Ron's litte sister, in doing this she shocks the whole school
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,827 - Reviews: 1220 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/22/2004 - Published: 12/12/2003 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Chocolate & Pumpkin Ice Cream by silvernatasha reviews
***COMPLETED*** George/Hermione romance. Now that the relationship is completely out in the open, what's going to happen?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,428 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/10/2002 - Published: 3/31/2002 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete