MmeinDistress
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Joined 04-19-10, id: 2333076, Profile Updated: 06-05-16
Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

A Mademoiselle bored of waiting for the Prince Charming to Come and save her. I've escaped from my tower in 2009. Living la vida locca since then.

Reading fanfiction since then. Found the courage to publish my first attempt in 2016. Go check it!

You can find me on twitter land too: @MmeinDistress .

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The Cullen Legacy by pattyrose reviews
Legacy - A gift; sometimes unknowingly bestowed. Bella met Edward in a London pub, never imagining where each would be 7 years later: he a Congressman fueled by ever-growing political ambition, she the woman with an explosive secret that can end all his dreams. But Bella might soon find that revenge isn't all it's cracked up to be, and that Edward may harbor his own dark secrets.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 237,004 - Reviews: 15836 - Favs: 5,894 - Follows: 4,741 - Updated: 9/20 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Guardian by ChampagneAnyone reviews
Orphaned at 8, Bella Swan is placed in the care of her God Mother Esme Cullen. Heiress to Cullen Swan Enterprises, Bella grows up hero worshipping 17 year old joint heir, pseudo step brother and self appointed guardian Edward. ROMANCE ANGST DRAMA
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,904 - Reviews: 7234 - Favs: 5,847 - Follows: 6,750 - Updated: 6/16/2015 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Slowest Burn by TypoKween reviews
"I don't even realize that the air has gotten hazy. Or that it smells like skunk, or that amidst the clouds of smoke, leaning against the wall is Edward Cullen." - AH, E/B, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 330,005 - Reviews: 7080 - Favs: 6,550 - Follows: 7,386 - Updated: 1/17/2015 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Bella, Edward
Lords of the Gangland by LeeCullen89 reviews
Edward Cullen is a hot, bad, gangsta fella who is a new kid in the Chicago underworld. But refusing to pay his respects to the big, ruling Godfather, his arrival is not welcomed. Bella is said Godfather's estranged daughter who becomes Edward's prisoner. COMPLETED STORY
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,018 - Reviews: 1566 - Favs: 2,215 - Follows: 1,820 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 19578 - Favs: 6,487 - Follows: 4,430 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spy Games by Jenn1987 reviews
Powerful and successful, Isabella Swan held the world in the palm of her hand. Unfortunately for her, so did Edward Cullen. Written for the "Forbidden Affairs" contest and placed third. OOC, AH/AU, E/B, Rated M for Language and Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 291,593 - Reviews: 2931 - Favs: 3,678 - Follows: 2,147 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hold Me Down by periwrites reviews
Not me. That's who this girl is. She is not me. And for the first time, Edward wants someone who is not me. The tequila sits at the bottom of my stomach and begins to grow tentacles. I am tequila brave.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,924 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 1,510 - Follows: 1,735 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cutlass by TKegl reviews
Isabella Swan is certain notorious pirate, Edward Cullen, murdered her father and stole his prized cutlass. Out for revenge, she sneaks onto his ship, but Captain Cullen claims she has the wrong man. A tale of the search for truth…and treasure of course.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 134,307 - Reviews: 4805 - Favs: 3,393 - Follows: 2,208 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
It Begins Like This by iambeagle reviews
A story about long-distance love. It begins with 'Then' and ends with 'Now'.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,865 - Reviews: 1823 - Favs: 1,395 - Follows: 1,344 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fall to Ruin One Day by sleepyvalentina reviews
He wanted to be the most powerful man on earth. As far as she was concerned, he already was. Love. Longing. A decade of regret. Time changes nothing...or does it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 108,885 - Reviews: 9019 - Favs: 4,892 - Follows: 3,752 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Complete
Symmetry by aftrnoondlight reviews
Love comes slowly when it's the truest. A modern day romance designed and told by Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,537 - Reviews: 2361 - Favs: 1,759 - Follows: 1,668 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
High Fidelity by IReen Weiss reviews
Damaged Edward, damaged Bella. Two sides of the same scarred coin. When one side is up, the other is down. Language and lots of it. Lemons eventually. It's a slow burn, slow and painful. Mature. Lots of random pop culture references. AH, AU, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 205,466 - Reviews: 5755 - Favs: 4,022 - Follows: 3,648 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sticky Sweet by SunKing reviews
City Girl Bella meets Class Clown Edward when she moves to small-town Tennessee. He's gorgeous, flirtatious, and possibly downright nuts. Can she hold onto her heart around a guy who flirts with anything that breathes? So much fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 19,983 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
True Nature by m7707 reviews
An expert in vampire psychology, Dr. Bella Swan is assigned to the Institute's most intriguing captive to date: Edward Cullen. But who is studying whom? AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,162 - Reviews: 1670 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 1,263 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Bella, Edward
Olly Olly Oxen Free (ON HIATUS) by Dandelion Mind reviews
Until the murders, it was difficult to enjoy anything in this dull town. Now CSI has nothing on my life, and I have my own killer to catch. I just wish I didn't have another mystery to solve. Bella. Just as puzzling, only infinitely more annoying. AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,091 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Edward, Bella
An Angry Man by katinki reviews
COMPLETE. Edward is a bitter, angry man, a man suffering the sins of his past. An emotional & physical recluse, he pushes everyone away. That is, until Bella, a mysterious woman with her own demons, moves in and forces him to face himself. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 223,286 - Reviews: 7812 - Favs: 3,465 - Follows: 2,504 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 7969 - Favs: 9,456 - Follows: 3,801 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7542 - Favs: 10,737 - Follows: 5,893 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
No Place Like Home by tellingmelies reviews
Edward is forced to leave his playboy life behind in Chicago and come home to Washington, but will he change his ways or risk losing everything? All human, cannon couples, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 255,403 - Reviews: 7132 - Favs: 6,929 - Follows: 5,017 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Gull to the Wind by ineedyoursway reviews
All-consuming, irreversible love. Edward, 25, frontman of band The Masens, falls hard.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,187 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Edward, Bella
Pinky Swear by kharizzmatik reviews
Bella always knew she loved her best friend, but it isn't until she finds out he's engaged that she remembers just how much. How far will she go to make him see he's marrying the wrong woman? A story about finding your heart and losing your head. AH E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 149,334 - Reviews: 7169 - Favs: 6,039 - Follows: 4,236 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Going Under by sparklnfade reviews
It's been ten years since the summer Bella Swan's life changed. What will happen when she comes face to face with the reason for it? She went under once, will she go under again? AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 78,358 - Reviews: 6416 - Favs: 2,882 - Follows: 1,838 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
She Gives Me Religion by Liz Lemon Bennett reviews
A foul-mouth seminarian meets a just widowed bride in the brink of despair. A late in life coming of age story, Bella and Edward learn to have faith in themselves and each other. Started as a Cherry Exchange o/s, now full length.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 269,539 - Reviews: 4369 - Favs: 1,925 - Follows: 2,012 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Edward, Bella
Pocket Change by aWhiteBlankPage reviews
I know of three kinds of change: the kind that jangles around in your pocket, the kind that happens slowly, every moment of every day, and the kind that blows you away in an instant.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 113,557 - Reviews: 5143 - Favs: 3,859 - Follows: 2,577 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fuggiasco by kdc2239 reviews
Edward, homeless since age twelve is used to the gritty, hard life. Now twenty, his main goal is to make it in the world, and off the streets. What happens when a girl who seems to be broken beyond repair becomes his new shadow?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 166,725 - Reviews: 5589 - Favs: 5,015 - Follows: 3,086 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Beyond Duty by bmango reviews
Edward, Protector of Aeland, faces his biggest challenge as ruler: dark demons out of legend are stalking and killing his people. He seeks answers in the Oracle's riddle and sets off on a path to save the world. Very AU. Vamp.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 84,573 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7202 - Favs: 5,610 - Follows: 4,128 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Good Deal by m7707 reviews
Bella Swan hates Rosalie Hale. Her idea of revenge? Sleeping with the Ice Queen's boyfriend, Edward Cullen. AH, very OOC, very rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,978 - Reviews: 2011 - Favs: 3,297 - Follows: 1,598 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A River Between by WildRedPoppies reviews
Privileged English heiress Isabella Swan suddenly loses everything, including her family's prized book collection. When son of rival family Edward Cullen acquires the collection and offers her a job, she is in no position to refuse. A tentative friendship based on their mutual love for books grows complicated as they enter into an arrangement—she wants the books back; he wants her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,173 - Reviews: 2147 - Favs: 1,946 - Follows: 2,574 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4514 - Favs: 7,639 - Follows: 4,297 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Masen Days by Boys on Boards Contest reviews
Bella meets Masen at the local skate park. He's quiet and a mysterious, sad loner. She wants to help him, love him even. Will he let her? Or will he skate away like he always does?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,535 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Doctor's Orders by mybluesky reviews
Nurse Swan vows to never date a doctor, presuming them all to be egotistical jerks. But will she change her mind when she starts a new job and meets the handsome Dr. Cullen, or will his advances only strengthen her resolve? AH, OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 166,845 - Reviews: 9858 - Favs: 6,980 - Follows: 5,304 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Edward, Bella
Scarlet by archer24 reviews
Bella is the greatest thief the world's never seen; she is only recognized by her scarlet calling card. Edward is FBI, and has been able to catch every criminal he's come across. Little do they know, they are both about to meet their match. AH, OOC, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 147,185 - Reviews: 7099 - Favs: 5,210 - Follows: 2,598 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Young Pilgrims by ineedyoursway reviews
Bella lives a life without passion. Passion is the only thing Edward has.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,199 - Reviews: 2171 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Once More, With Feeling by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Exes and co-workers Edward & Bella are sent to investigate the strange happenings in Forks, but they might drive each other crazy figuring out what's going on in the town. And between them. Humor/Romance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,595 - Reviews: 1562 - Favs: 1,618 - Follows: 2,091 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Bella, Edward
Drift by denverpopcorn reviews
A blizzard blows in and shuts down the City. Everyone prepares for a snow day, including Edward and Bella. They each have a life-changing decision to make, but will their sudden confinement cool their passion and force them to face certain truths? E/B,AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,504 - Reviews: 1611 - Favs: 1,469 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14356 - Favs: 15,855 - Follows: 8,444 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Summer of Salt by lola-pops reviews
The heat wave lingers. Sweet, savory and slick. Jasper, Rose and I wade through the humid days, content in our relative isolation. We spend June through August at our family lake property, and this summer is like any other. Until it's not.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,646 - Reviews: 4550 - Favs: 5,747 - Follows: 2,118 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Curtains by Rochelle Allison reviews
Sometimes, no matter how much you love someone, they won't love you back. Or maybe they just can't... right now. This is the WitFit plot "Curtains", novella-style.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,167 - Reviews: 1793 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shadowboxer by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward is an underground fighter using the ring as an outlet for his pent-up rage. Bella is a college dropout running from her complicated past. Their paths collide when Edward is beaten and left for dead. Rated M for LEMONS. CANON PAIRINGS. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 171,703 - Reviews: 6427 - Favs: 9,032 - Follows: 4,122 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3889 - Favs: 4,077 - Follows: 1,841 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Stay by crimsonmarie reviews
As an actor, Edward Cullen is surrounded by people that he couldn't really care less about. What happens when he buys a house in the middle of nowhere and meets his new neighbors? AH, AU, ExB, rated M for future chapters and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 276,486 - Reviews: 5686 - Favs: 8,484 - Follows: 3,085 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Butterfly Wings reviews
Edward met Bella, a young, talented singer, in London. Their connection was instant and they soon started to date, but their relationship was never meant for the public eye. In the aftermath of their breakup, an unexpected event brings them back together and forces Edward to discover so many of Bella's secrets.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,681 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 6/5