Lefty Blondy
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Joined 04-19-10, id: 2333106, Profile Updated: 07-17-13
Author has written 5 stories for Star Wars: The Clone Wars.

Hi I'm Lefty Blondy and this is my account and yeah.

I'm from Australia

Um most people do like a gender, age and fav thingy so I'm doing one too since I don't really know what to put here

I'm a Christian, however I do not belief it is okay for me to force my Christian beliefs on others, however I have no issues with trying to convert you to Buddhism

Gender: Girl

Favourite Food: Any kind of meat except ham

Favourite Books: Dragonlance: The New Adventures, Dragonlance Chronicles, Deltora Quest, Harry Potter, Fable Haven, Ranger's Apprentice, Marley and Me, Eragon, Phoenix Files - I known about them since the 6th of november 2009 (I have more I just can't think of any)

Favourite Movies: Spirit Stallion of the Something (can't remember the rest) Clash of the Titans, LOTR, X-Men, Star Wars, Shrek, Prince of Persia (I have more, a lot more)

Favourite TV Shows: Star Wars the Clone Wars, The Simpsons, How I Met Your Mother, Family Guy, Itunes Countdown on Channel V (It does count), Cougar Town, Futurama, Avatar, Stargate: SG1, Stargate: Atlantis, Stargate: Universe, Spongebob!

Favourite Sports to Play: Netball, Softball, Vollyball, Slam, sports my class play during our sport lessons

Favourite Things To Do: Play sports, eat, sleep, read, bike ride

Favourite Music: Rock, pop, country anything

Favourite Colours: Green, blue, yellow, black, white, red, pink, brown, grey, purple, orange, all of them!

Favourite animals: Elephants, dogs, cats, crocodiles, kangaroos, dolphins, turtles, bunnies, snakes, bats and just about every other animal on the plannet (I love animals)

Choose 12 of your favourite characters

1) Rex

2) Ahsoka

3) Rina

4) Davyn

5) Sindri

6) Evanlyn

7) Horace

8) Anakin

9) Will Treaty

10) Fred Weasley

11) Luna

12) Hagrid

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

(Evanlyn/Luna) No I haven’t and I don’ t think that exists, I think it would be weird

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

(Davyn) Uh, I’ve never seen what he looks like but I think he’d be hot

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

(Hagrid/Anakin) There’d be a fu*ed up quarter giant running around

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

(Will Treaty) Um yeah a few

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

(Ahsoka/Evanlyn) Maybe but they are different species and one of them isn't supposed to have attachments

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten Why?

(Sindri/Will) or (Sindri/Fred) Uh Sindri would drive Will nuts so option 1

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

(Horace, Ahsoka, Hagrid) He’d wonder WTF is that large hairy guy doing to that weird orange thing

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

(Rina/Fred) Being an elf can suck sometimes especially when your human boyfriend dies but Fred’s ghost steps in and helps Rina with her pain

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

(Rex/Anakin) Probably not since most author hook Ahsoka up with one of them

10. Suggest a title for a Seven /Twelve hurt/comfort fic

(Horace/Hagrid) Dumped by a princess, Dumped by a headmistress

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet?

(Rina) I don’t think they know she exists

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

(Luna) Maybe dunno

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two /Four/Five?

(Ahsoka/Davyn/Sindri) I do not think so

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

(Anakin) Unwell by Matchbox 20

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

(Rex/Evanlyn/Hagrid) I was high when I wrote this it will be . . . just don’t read

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

(Sindri) Dunno ages ago

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Rex and Horace are in a happy relationship until Will Treaty runs off with Davyn. Rex, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Luna and a brief unhappy affair with Hagrid, then follows the wise advice of Sindri and finds true love with Rina.

What title would you give this fic?

Rex does everyone but Ahsoka

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

(Horace/Anakin) Can things be canon if they are from different series?

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32 Short Tales About Alagaesia by JoeMerl reviews
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An alternate ending of Brain Invaders. Which will lead to new adventures, and new allies. WW. R&R.
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20 Things Not Conductive To A Long Life by ChaosandMayhem reviews
I think the title is pretty much self-explainatory! Tas makes a list of the most likely things to get him killed.
Dragonlance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Tasslehoff - Complete
Harry Potter and The Smelly Marrows by mimbulus-mimbletonia reviews
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Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,016 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort
Things I Am Not to do at a Tower of High Sorcery by SoundzofSilence reviews
Things I Am Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts but Dragonlance style! Oh the hilarity!
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JERRY SPRINGER DRAGONLANCE STYLE! by writersfairies reviews
This is pretty much selfexplanatory. It's a Jerry Springer episode of Raistlin, Caramon, and Kitiara. It's titled, 'My sister's a slut and my brother's shiny as gold.' There's some character bashing, but please read and review.
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10 ways JK Rowling Better Not End Deathly Hallows by swim freak 9000 reviews
Well...10 ways JK Rowling better not end Deathly Hallows. It's pretty self explanitory. I'm not sure what else to say, except REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW! PLEASE! Reviewers get world domination and...um....and cookies. Yum!
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Mary Sue Files by irohsteashoppegirls reviews
A collection of anti Mary Sue themed drabbles.
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The Seasoned Warriors Thoughts Thru Caramon's eye by someonelse reviews
the companions in genral... got bored.. i'm bad at summaries... it's funny. umm what does caramon figure as a warrior? =) lol
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I wasn't there because reviews
Reasons why characters weren't in an episode or were in one but did almost nothing Chapter 53: If you are already a radio-active carrot, don't try and fix it
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The Awkward Moment When Order 66 Happens reviews
Because sometimes, killing Jedi is just plain awkward, especially when turtles get involved
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Ahsoka T., Captain Rex
Rex Does Everyone But Ahsoka reviews
It is meant to be funny, there are mutant cockroaches, feel free to not like it, it is pretty stupid
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The Bestezt Mozt Famiouztest Soupore Modal reviews
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Stuck Butt reviews
Takes place during Mystery of 1000 Moons, meant to be funny not serious like other Mystery of 1000 Moons storys
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