Author has written 7 stories for Mass Effect.
STORY ISN'T DEAD. I'M SUPER BUSY WITH UNIVERSITY AND STUFF. IT IS SLOWLY BEING WRITTEN. SUPER SLOWLY. SIX MONTHS BETWEEN UPDATES SLOWLY. I'M TERRIBLE I'M SORRY. BEAR WITH ME.
Yeah, that's a picture of me. Well, me from Masses to Masses, anyway. Thanks to GeneralHarryHousin on DeviantArt for it.
I'm a British fanfic writer, who's most famous (and only) work is the Masses to Masses series, the first three 'acts' of which are complete, and the fourth will be in progress soon! Give them a read, you might enjoy 'em!
Want to follow me on Twitter for some reason?: @iNf3ctioNZ_UK
Amateur DeviantArtist? Prepared to do fan-art for free? No? Damn. In all seriousness, I realise that won't be many people...but if anyone wants to do some Ian and Garrus fan-art for Masses to Masses out of the goodness of your heart, then please, get in touch. Here's a link to all the authors who've done one so far, along with my DeviantArt page where I'm putting all of them in my favourites:
Masses to Masses 3 Character List (so you know who's who):
Erash: Turian male. Biotic, rare for the species. A sniper, he claims that he can calculate the trajectory of a bullet on the fly, and 'never misses'. An avid reader of books, enjoys human literature.
Monteague: Drell male, and the squad medic. Close friends with Melanis.
Mierin: Salarian male with a slightly nervous disposition. Slightly uncomfortable about some of the squad's practices, but wants to make a difference on Omega. Part of the infiltration squad.
Grundan Krul: Batarian male, tech expert. Doesn't talk much, but always acts seriously and takes an instant dislike to Ian.
Melanis: Female turian. Specialises in stealth and infiltration (she's the infiltration squad's leader), but also an extremely competent fighter in a full on battle. Has an antagonistic relationship with Ian, mainly because they often don't see eye to eye on issues, and her initial mistrust of him joining the team out of the blue.
Laet (Ripper): The cheery and borderline cocky male turian in charge of the squad's equipment, armour and weapons. Already introduced in Masses to Masses 2, he's close friends with both Garrus and Ian, who he claims is his 'favourite customer'. Also produces his own gadgets for the squad to use.
Vortash: Turian male, the squad pilot. Very serious, and talks extremely little.
Butler: Human male, hails from Glasgow in Scotland. A soldier through and through, he's extremely capable with all weapons and invaluable in assaults. Married, with a wife back on Earth. Good humoured, and gets along well with Ian and most of the squad.
Weaver: Salarian male, explosives expert. Takes a lot of pride in his work, and has a serious demeanor, though there's signs of a slight sense of humour underneath. Enjoys mocking Butler.
Sidonis: You should all know who this is.
Updates. And stuff.
18/02/12: Got way too much stuff on at the moment, I'll explain in the A/N next chapter.
29/04/12: Normal service with MtM3 will resume in June, after my exams. Thanks for your patience.
23/05/12: So I might actually be able to start writing again on Saturday. I hope. :)
13/08/12: Oh yeah, I've got to update this...new chapter is in the works, I'm back from holiday. Shouldn't be too long now.
08/11/12: The Masses to Masses 3 ebook is out! Link at the top of my profile.
27/12/12: It's that time of year where I'm busy with exam stuff, so it'll take until maybe the 24th January for me to be free to write. So I'm probably gonna have to push back the release of MtM4 until around then, and focus on getting everything together. Sorry guys. I'll try and make the wait worth it :)
07/05/13: I know I haven't updated this in forever, sorry. I've had some personal stuff happen in the past month which has kind of kept me off the site (as the reviewers will know now that I've gotten your replies done), and I'm back just in time for the exam period to start. I will try to update this month, but right now I'm a victim of circumstances. Really sorry everyone. Real life is a bitch sometimes.
Well, I'm a student, and enjoy rock music, epic orchestral music, and drum and bass, Deadpool in whatever media he's appeared in this time, and the Scott Pilgrim series. I don't enjoy Justin Bieber...it's unhealthy for a boy of his age to sound like that. Just saying. Erm...filler, filler...to be honest, you'd probably find out a lot more about me by reading Masses to Masses. But who comes onto this site to read, eh? I'll just give you the Cliff notes.
You're still reading this? Go and read my fics already! Some people...
3 untrue clichés about the British
1. No, we do not all drink tea. It's disgusting. 'Tea is not like vodka, which you can drink a lot of.' (Russian proverb)
2. No, we don't all sound like Hugh Laurie, or Hugh Grant. Even if that would be quite cool.
3. No, not all British people are meglomanical villains. That's just the idea Hollywood seems to have of us, though to be fair we do make good villains.
Masses to Masses: The Sonnet (all credit to TheRev28 for this):
A man from Britain did one day arrive
It takes true skill to get kills in online FPS games by shooting people repeatedly in the toe. If you're pro enough to do it, copy and paste this to your profile!
Survey? This ought to be good.
One: Grab the nearest book, open to page eighteen. Whats line four?
Two: Stretch your left arm as far out as possible, what’s there?
Three: What is the last thing you watched on Television?
Four: Without looking guess what time it is?
Five: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Six: When was the last time you stepped outside, what were you doing?
Seven: Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Eight: What are you wearing?
Nine: Did you dream last night?
Ten: When did you last laugh?
Eleven: What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Twelve: Seen anything weird lately?
Thirteen: What do you think of this quiz?
Fourteen: What film did you last watch?
Fifteen: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Sixteen: Tell me something I don't know about you:
Seventeen: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of the guilt or consequences, what would you do.
Eighteen: Do you like to dance?
Nineteen: George Bush:
Twenty: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her
Twenty One: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Twenty Two: What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?
BONUS QUESTION: When did you stop taking this seriously?