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Joined 04-19-10, id: 2333588, Profile Updated: 04-20-13
Author has written 26 stories for Maximum Ride, Bleach, and Fairy Tail.

--Because of the Heart, I lust for everything about you.


Hi, the name is TheCatWithTheHat, and for now that'll be all. If you dig through my oldest stories I flaunted my real name shamelessly, so have a look if you're really that curious. And leave a review while you're at it!

Or you could just read my reviews. I'm pretty sure that in just 1 review, Jess managed to give away my name, age, AND hometown. Thanks, Jess. -.-"

Some things about me:

One thing I really hate is the 'life is short' philosophy. Like, what the hell. Life is the longest goddamn thing you can do.

I'm old enough to get into a PG-13 movie by myself, but not an R one.

I like to change my appearance as often and dramatically as is humanly possible without crossing the line into plastic surgery.

I want to change my pen name to Schnetzigreuter, but I think at this point in time I'm stuck as I am.

I am a huge band freak! (It is pretty bad!)

I have been accused of having a different obsession with every hour. This...may or may not be true. (?)

I have over 1,000 songs on my iPod and spend every waking moment with headphones on. Music junkie, okay..

When I find some people who have musical talent and ambition I'm going to start a band called What's Their Face. It will be awesome and we'll tour everywhere and play concerts with Jordan Witzigreuter. (Update: I now have a drummer! :D I just need some guitar players...T-T Update 2: My drummer hates me :'D So now I have...nothing. again. ;A;)

My hair hasn't been its natural color for longer than I can remember.

I caught a guitar pick at a We The Kings concert on Van's Warped Tour. :D Also, I caught an All-American Rejects one...and The Ready Set..

This is something that I highly recommend for all original characters: a Mary-Sue test, I encourage you all to take it. (Holly went through it and she came out clean!)


Updates.

4.7.12: Hey gais...I suppose you've probably realized this by now, but officially as of today I am turning my back (temporarily!) on the IchiHime fandom...I love Ulquihime too much. If I'm following any of your Ichihime stories, I'll see 'em through to the end, but I won't be starting any new ones...Sorry! THIS DOES NOT MEAN I SHIP ICHIRUKI! I STILL FIND THAT PAIRING NAUSEATING! I firmly believe that Ichigo belongs with only Orihime but she can go with Ichigo or Ulquiorra...and I'm focusing on Ulquiorra right now. I may change back at any time though, so be waiting with open arms, Ichigo!

7.8.12: What the hell?! Why can't I stop PUBLISHING stuff? I feel like I am a bottle of pop and someone twisted off the lid and I exploded all over the place!! I would be happy for this sudden burst of inspiration but I know LATER this year I'll be SWIMMING in fanfiction and I need to STOP NOW! But I CAN'T! T_T !!! Someone help me!!!!

7.12.12: Finally got a deviantART up and running! I have my covers posted up there, so hit me up!

8.4.12: Am right now obsessed with Hatsuharu/Isuzu pairing for Fruits Basket...because I love Haru...and I cried when hearing Rin's past. So yeah. AWWW! "Rin, let's kiss." SO. AWESOME. I want someone to say that to me...:sniffle:

12.4.12: So I'm back! I will be updating everything as soon as possible! Thanks for waiting for so long guys, I know it's been almost 4 months since I did BYF/Forgiven (crai) and I am very, very sorry about that...Also, I decided to do a Christmas-themed Ulquihime drabble collection, so stay on the lookout!

In Progress Stories

Doomed to Remember: This story is so awesome it's beyond words. The lovely moonlightrurouni and I are scheming together as partners in crime. So once you read mine, you have to go read hers. It's a collaboration. :D ULQUIHIME FTW!

Before You Faded: A GrimmNel that takes place while Nel was the 3rd Espada, and deals with things like why Starrk sleeps so much, why Grimm likes destroying things so much, why the Privaron Espada were demoted, ect. ect.

Forgiven: Cross-sequel between Typical Mutant and Please Forgive Me. For the amount of people who said they wanted to read it it seems like a very small amount have. Hoping that will change. :-/

COMPLETED STORIES!! : These are my favorite kind!

love, save the empty: Poem shnizzle. Just a little dilly I did for your pure enjoyment. Ulquihime, of course. x'D

The Max and FANGisodes: I left the last chapter at a good spot to end it and no one was reading it anyway, so...'tis complete.

Ice and Snow Level: BleachXFairy Tail!: I think that's what it's called. PURE CRACK. Fairy Tail/Bleach crossover, in case you can't tell.

it's hard: This popped into my head randomly one day and bounced frantically around until I wrote it on paper...Originally it was just going to be Tatsuki, but then I decided to expand it a bit to include Keigo and Mizuiro.

tattoo: A oneshot for fun. XD not really expecting many people to read it, but what the hell. It's worth a shot.

My Espada Boys: I finished this and the ending was sad as fuck. I'm thinking about doing a drabble collection with the same characters - e.g. the Espadalings - and I will update here when/if that is posted.

Please Forgive Me: Finally done and boy am I glad...jesus that story was dragging me down. Cross sequel w/ TM is now out! Go check it out!

The Fangel Experiment: Again, so glad this story's finally on this list...

Typical Mutant: Finished!! About time too - it was over a year...Sad, but at the same time, kind of like whew, finally.

addiction: So glad that story's finally on this list...

What Remains: Mini Ulquihime oneshot tragedy-type thing that might make weaker-hearted folks cry.. T-T

Lost and Forgotten: Aha, finally done. There won't be a sequel, although I invite anyone who would like to write one to do so. Send me a PM if you do, I'd like to read it!

her hair reminds me of you: Heh heh, kind of a spoiler for Kuchiki's new haircuts. Fun to write but it is a oneshot.

Mr Brightside: Love the song, love Fax. Win/win. Oneshot for Dylan's blood.

A Toast Gone Kablooey: Ahahaha, talk about a blast to write! 2shot, no more - sorry guys!

The Death of Renji Abarai: Not meant to be taken seriously, unless you really feel like it. Oneshot. Companion to Lost and Forgotten

20 Truths: Jeb and Ari: Sad sweet and definitely a oneshot.

20 Truths: Iggy and Fang: Meant for humor and entertainment only! It isn't Figgy and I'm not saying it again. That's just nasty.

Tubing!: Sorry about the OC's, but it couldn't be helped. Oneshot.

Kon's Revenge: Found a typo later - it's Chizuru not Chizuiro. I don't know what I was thinking. :-/ Sorry = Oneshot.

Left Alone: I made this a oneshot, guys. Sorry, I love you, but I hate Angel and will never write anything from her POV.


BETA.

I currently Beta for 3 fabulous stories. If you would like me to Beta something for you, send me a PM or a review letting me know. I'll usually be happy to do it! If I'm not, then, well, no offense, but it means your story sucks.

Alice in Chains by Subtle Serenity - -And that was how Orihime Inoue found herself handcuffed and strung up in Ulquiorra's basement, which was the beginning of what she was sure would be a hardly healthy relationship…

You Take It Off First by Ephere - In which Grimmjow and Ulquiorra attempt to take a shower. Together. With their clothes on.

The All-Powerful Janitor by Cerberus0225 - Who is the 4th seat of the 11th division? Why is such a violent group not living in squalor, but are actually very clean? An answer to the long suffering question. Might add to it later, if people like it.


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Even if it was abandoned a loooooooooooooooooooooong time ago...
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Even if the OC is a Sue and the spelling would make a dictionary cry...
I will review every fic I read. What goes around comes around, and more people will review my own fics.
I have joined Review Revolution.


The Flight of the Reader

You'd think we would have had enough
of one another
after all the rain streaming down these windows,
the walks out to the garden when it clears,
the same yellow and white flowers,
all the sleepless nights --
the toy car going in circles on the bed table.

But still, you stay perched on my shoulder,
cricket or bluebird,
wild parrot digging your claws into my loud shirt.

Is it because I do not pester you
with the invisible gnats of meaning,
never release the whippets of anxiety from their crates,
or hold up my monstrous mirror,
a thing the size of a playing field?

Whatever makes you stay,
I hate to think of that morning
when I will wake up to find you gone,
heading toward the open sea,
dragging the cables that bound us together,
leaving me with nothing more to say.

But don't get me wrong.
It's not that I cannot live without you,
cannot sit under an ordinary green tree
with no desire to reach for the pen in my pocket,
or lie contented on a couch all day,
one hand over my mouth.

It's not like I have a crush on you
and instead of writing my five-paragraph essay
I am sailing paper airplanes across the room at you --
It's not that I can't wait for the lunch bell
to see your face again.

It's not like that. Not exactly.

-Billy Collins

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Bleach Scandals by myLITTLEnekoSHIRO reviews
What if Bleach IS just a show? So what goes on behind the scenes anyways? Scandalously funny
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 161 - Words: 115,235 - Reviews: 1843 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Ichigo K.
Lie Down in Darkness by Ztothe9 reviews
Deadly Espada Ulquiorra drowned himself in apathy trying to find ultimate power in isolation. Until a human girl changes everything. Bleach according to me. Canon rewrite then AU. Rated M for lots of sexy goodness, language, possible gore, and who knows!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 175,973 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 11/26/2011 - [Orihime I., Ulquiorra] Grimmjow J., Neliel T. O./Nel
7 Digits by Snow Flake Falling From Sky reviews
Orihime is pulled over on a vacant high way for speeding. What happens when she makes a rather unwise promise to do whatever the Cop wants? UlquiHime. Rated M For Lemons. On Hiatus
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,685 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/27/2016 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Vanishing Point by ValentineRose28 reviews
-Previously Stolen Innocence- 'You tell anyone, and I'll kill you. You hear me? I will." (That's stupid.) (You can't kill someone who is already dead.) Trigger warnings inside. AU. All Human.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,287 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 7/6/2016 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Down with the Sun by lilarin reviews
1104 AD: Lord Aizen reaches out for the King's crown. But a prophesy needed to be fulfilled first. Aizen sent out his most trustworthy 4th knight to escort the prophesied woman to him. The journey will be a test for the knight's loyalty and honor. AU
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 200,790 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 3/21/2016 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I., Grimmjow J., Neliel T. O./Nel - Complete
Tell Yourself by Princess Kitty1 reviews
They've survived the war. He's gained a heart. Now Ulquiorra and Orihime get to face their most interesting challenge yet: living together. A series of drabbles and interrelated one-shots in which shenanigans ensue.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 186,726 - Reviews: 3707 - Favs: 1,687 - Follows: 1,128 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
The Bride of the Death God by caledon reviews
AU. A plague descended upon the village, and to appease the God of Death they offered him a bride as a sacrifice. (FINISHED! FINALLY!)
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 112,844 - Reviews: 1206 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 11/2/2015 - Published: 12/31/2010 - [Ichigo K., Orihime I.] - Complete
I see you by smylealong reviews
For him it was love at first sight. The problem, he was in love with a woman only he could see. There were many questions Ulquiorra needed answers to before he went mad. AU. Warning: rated M because contents might disturb some readers. OOCness involved.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/20/2015 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Alice In Chains by Subtle Serenity reviews
-And that was how Orihime Inoue found herself handcuffed and strung up in Ulquiorra's basement, which was the beginning of what she was sure would be a hardly healthy relationship…
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 132,826 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 7/15/2015 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
A Second Chance by AbaraiArekushisu reviews
Rukia Kuchiki, noble woman in Seireitei, faces her biggest challange yet... matrimony. "Rukia.." He whispered, wrapping his arms around her, "I love you...I've always loved you. Let me love you again."
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,262 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Rukia K., Renji A.
Confession Confusion by hikarijade13 reviews
Erza finally confesses her feelings to Jellal but his confusing reaction is not what she expected. Are these childhood friends really going to graduate high school not even talking to one another? AU
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 130,128 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 9/30/2014 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Erza S., Jellal F./Siegrain - Complete
Family Jewels by Mangascribbler reviews
Zommari stared down at the two cards in his hand. On one, the first card he had drawn, was an image of a fist- domination. On the second, there was a drawing of a falcon- superiority, or an image of the superior. He had drawn the hand of the domination of the superior, the crushing of the mighty, the fall of an empire.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 41 - Words: 119,483 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Suì-Fēng, Ggio V.
Transcending Sentiment by The.Teal.Rose reviews
[SEQ to Lamenting Enchantment] 4 months following the events of Hueco Mundo, Ulquiorra & Inoue fall into an easy, daily routine. However, when the girl discovers a connection to the Espada's forgotten past, they're both cast onto a path of revelation & inevitable change. "From within the familiar stream of light, she turned to him and the memories faded as he returned to reality."
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,643 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 3/20/2013 - [Orihime I., Ulquiorra]
Music to my Heart by Cerice Belle reviews
Orihime and Ulquiorra live at opposite ends of home life, school, and personality, but when music brings them together, do they embrace it, or try to push away their past and present that threatens to engulf them? Ulquihime, AU, a bit of OOC.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 103,468 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Silence by Sleepy-Sleepy reviews
Isn't it just grand, to see but cannot smell, to look but cannot eat, to hear but cannot comprehend, to touch but cannot feel? He thought it was.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,080 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
Ulquiorra: Four to Love by OveractiveImagination39 reviews
Ulquiorra has everything he ever desired – a respectable career, money to spare, and a girlfriend that could rival any supermodel. But things turned upside down the day of his high school reunion with his old classmate Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez. Bleach AU
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,238 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I., Grimmjow J., Neliel T. O./Nel - Complete
Grimmjow: Four to Love by lilarin reviews
Grimmjow's life is perfect - with a good paying job, and a longhaired, busty beauty as a girlfriend. Their relationship just as perfect as it can be. But things turned upside down the day of his reunion with his old classmate Ulquiorra Schiffer. AU
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,688 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra, Orihime I., Neliel T. O./Nel - Complete
Undisclosed Desires by Saerin Veritas reviews
A collection of various one-shots, vignettes, and slices of life of Ulquiorra and Orihime, in all genres including drama, humor, fantasy, and some mature content. UlquiHime.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,137 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
Nursery Rhymes by Hikaru Yoru reviews
Gin enlightens the Espada on nursery rhymes.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,758 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 8/30/2012 - G. Ichimaru
Echoes, Decisions, Shadows by MoonlightRurouni reviews
Sequel to 'Past, Present, Future'. One month after the war, Orihime healed. One month after the war, Ichigo protected the one he loved. One month after the war, Maverick realized who he was. One month later, their lives that were peaceful are once again thrown into chaos. Somethings just don't like keeping quiet...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,636 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Ichigo K., Orihime I.
The Iggy Project by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Iggy has a master plan: to get Max and Fang together. It's just slightly annoying that the world is scheduled to end in a few months. Sucks to be him. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,497 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Max, Fang
Expecting by bridge to tabitha reviews
It's been done a million times but, I wanted to write one of my own. Max, Fang, the flock and the struggles of pregnancy. I don't want it to be too serious either, so, humor, as well. Probably a little OOC Enjoy haha
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 60,688 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 11/28/2010
Misery's Miscreation by Subtle Serenity reviews
Ulquiorra Cifer is a cold, cynical insomniac with nihilistic tendencies who is married to his job. But he may have met his match in Orihime Inoue, a positive minded, seemingly unbreakable optimist...and now his new intern. Drabble fic.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,755 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
Cursed To Forget by MoonlightRurouni reviews
"I-I can't remember. Why can't I remember?" They say that the feeling of first love is unforgettable. But what happens when those cherished memories are ripped away from you? What happens when you whole life is taken away and you can't remember that one person who is the keeper of your heart? Companion to Doomed to Remember
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,001 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Trust to Hope by smylealong reviews
Theirs was a political marriage to salvage a country that was on the brink of a civil war. Unfortunately her husband scared the innocent princess. It did not help that she was in a strange land, with no one to trust and surrounded by enemies who wanted her dead. AU. Some contents may disturb sensitive readers- On hold indefinitely.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 92,399 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
For the Love of a Princess by myula reviews
-AU, fantasy story- Orihime, a simple peasant girl, gets lost in a strange land and is saved by the Prince of Darkness himself, Ulquiorra. Suddenly, there are squires showing up claiming she's a lost princess and hollows trying to kill her. Orihime prepares for the journey of a lifetime as she seeks the truth of her birthright and tries her best not to fall in love with Ulquiorra.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,625 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
Lost in Time by smylealong reviews
Orihime is a fashion journalist and an historic romance novel writer whose life has hit a rut. Her career is stagnant and her muse has deserted her. Ulquiorra is a warrior who follows a strict code of honor. His life belongs to his master. The two weren't even supposed to meet. However, in one fateful evening, something magical happens and their worlds collide. AU- Discontinued
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,863 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
A Leap of Faith by myula reviews
Dr. Orihime Inoue's life is turned upside when Professor Ulquiorra Schiffer shows up in her emergency room. In the midst of a quarter-life crisis, Orihime tries to control her passion for Ulquiorra, support her friends, and figure out who she really is as a grown woman.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 223,030 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4222 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
Fetish by Nicole4211 reviews
"He was so mouth wateringly gorgeous. Everything about him just screamed sex… at least to me anyway." A Gajeel/ Levy one-shot.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,823 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 82 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
Loved you Twice Over by smylealong reviews
In High-school Ulquiorra and Orihime were complete strangers. Later they turned best friends who secretly loved each other. But circumstances were such that they lost touch. Now, 10 years later, pure chance brings them together and old sparks are rekindled. Ulquihime. AU. Partly a high-school fic.- On hold.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,370 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
A Flicker in the Dark by cube V reviews
A mysterious woman suffering from amnesia saves the life of a strange man in danger. Upon further run-ins her suspicions of the man increase until she believes he may be the key to unlocking her past. But will he be willing to endanger his own life to help a mysterious woman? AU.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,187 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Grimmjow J., Neliel T. O./Nel
Shades of Gray by silverquord reviews
Orihime returns to Karakura to build back a nonexistent college fund&takes a job that could help her get back up.Unbeknownst to her,the job will cross her paths w someone very rare–a one in a million statistic.Will fate let her in on the statistical odds of what suspiciously looks like their ill fated destinies? progressive love Ulquihime AU,warning possible pairing
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 88,307 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
Safaia Inoue by xlilslayerx reviews
"Inoue, this is-" "An abandoned baby. I couldn't just leave her in the box in the rain, and I think she might be ill, I didn't know who else to turn to." The baby kept it's head on Orihime's breast as it slept silently. He stared at both, astonished.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 88,282 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Orihime I., Ichigo K. - Complete
Say You Believe by OveractiveImagination39 reviews
Fairytale creatures were not real. Ulquiorra Schiffer believed that emphatically. But then she came into his life, a woman who by all means should not even exist, and his carefully organized life quickly became a chaotic mess. Now a bargain has been struck, and he must learn to open his heart or lose everything. This woman would either be the death of him or his saving grace.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 133,286 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
New Elements of Pain by layalatania reviews
She looked up at him. With a gentleness he never felt her fingers slipped onto the cuffs of his overcoat so softly he would only have to snatch it away to free himself, but it was her eyes with this vicious determined scowl that set him in place.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,371 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
Fanfiction Meets Youtube by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
What happens when you combine 1 St. Fang of Boredom, fanfiction, and youtube? Complete and total loss of Flock sanity! All oneshots based on videos made by Youtuber, makemebad35.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,788 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Fang - Complete
Obsession by Nicole4211 reviews
A story about the intense emotions between Orihime and Ulquiorra as they go from enemies, to superior and subordinate, to friends, to lovers, and finally to soul mates. Lots of lemony goodness... eventually.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 125,735 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Just A Bit Longer by Keitoz reviews
What are the results if the hero Kurosaki Ichigo were to arrive just seconds late or early to a climatic event? Just mere seconds can alter the future of three men. Five years after the Winter War, four of the Espada decide to visit. Sexual Content. UlquiHime, GinRan, NnoiNel.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,411 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
What Does This Button Do? by Cerberus0225 reviews
A story about Yachiru sneaking into the 12th Division labs and pushing a random button.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Yachiru K.
Rukia Gives Renji a Haircut by Nicole4211 reviews
Title basically sums it up. Renji needs a haircut and he doesn't want to go to the local barber shop so he asks Rukia to do it. When bodies come closely together... who knows what will happen. Lemon warning. Eh ok.. so this has developed into a bit more. Who knows where it will go? Probably mostly sexiness.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,120 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Rukia K., Renji A. - Complete
Fifty Ways to Annoy the Soutaicho by Pipidae reviews
Ichigo and Renji find a list of fifty things guaranteed to piss off Yamamoto. Oh, the horror.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 29,839 - Reviews: 1632 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 4/8/2011 - G.S. Yamamoto, Ichigo K.
Til the next meal by Crastine4eva reviews
AU He had caught glimpses that bubbly girl every day, and passed her off as another sheltered pampered rich kid. That is, until he sees how dull her eyes are, and the forms rising from her shadows.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,637 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
Land Among the Stars by MoonlightRurouni reviews
"Brave heart, lion heart,/Please don't go away./Courageous heart, my only heart,/Please tell me you'll stay." she thought he'd be by her side forever. He thought that he's protected her until the day she died. Fate can cruel, and all that she can hope to do is to shoot for the moon, knowing if she misses, she'll land in his arms...
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Lucy H., Loke/Leo - Complete
The All Powerful Janitor by Cerberus0225 reviews
Who is the 4th seat of the 11th division? Why is such a violent group not living in squalor, but are actually very clean? An answer to the long suffering question. Might add to it later, if people like it.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,138 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/1/2012 - K. Zaraki
Dumb ways to die: Dylan style by noodlearms00 reviews
50 oneshots of Dylan dying, it has gore, it has murderous flock members, it has something for all the family.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 39 - Words: 19,066 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Dylan
Your Father's Son by lily-uzumaki23 reviews
Kuchiki Ginrei reminisces over Sojun after his death as he is left with Byakuya. Drabble.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Byakuya K. - Complete
Crash by Tokoloshe Monster reviews
Max has a best friend; a person that she knows online. He's funny, caring, kind and sweet – unlike the ridiculously hot jerk at her school that won't leave her alone. But maybe the two boys have more in common than she thinks... Fax. AU, but not AH. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 83,176 - Reviews: 1469 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Payphone by MoonlightRurouni reviews
You punch at the keys, a seven, a six, a nine, then a five. You stab at the rest completing the phone number that you unknowingly memorized the first time that you saw it. Desperately, you listen to it ring, hoping, praying that she will pick up. Come on, you think. Come on, pick up, pick up. Part of the "Sing for Me" series.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Hikaru H., Haruhi F. - Complete
The Color of Oblivion by Mangascribbler reviews
A demon who lives on the outskirts of the village has an unusual guest one day: a blind human girl from the town. Being unaware of what and who he is, she stays with him for a time, saying that even though she lost her way and wandered to his home, the next time she came would not be a mistake; he is a lovely person, she says. He almost wants to laugh when she says this. Almost.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,128 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Sky and Strawberries by The-pasta-alchemist reviews
Jellal wants to do something special for Erza after she comes back from a long job… So why not bake her favorite meal- Strawberry cake! One problem: Jellal has never cooked a thing in his life! With help from an excited Mira and Wendy, will he be able to pull it off? Or will it be a recipe for disaster? Did I mention Jellal's has a ring too? A one-shot.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,966 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Erza S., Jellal F./Siegrain - Complete
Lamenting Enchantment by The.Teal.Rose reviews
A portrayel of Inoue's time in Hueco Mundo and of the untold moments between she & the fourth Espada. "I was content in the simplicity of my emptiness," Ulquiorra revealed. "How is it that a powerless creature like you was able to abolish it so entirely?"
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 136,375 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - [Orihime I., Ulquiorra] - Complete
Temperature by deadeyecoffee reviews
Caught in a bizarre desert snowstorm, Neliel seeks shelter and ends up in front of Grimmjow, who reluctantly lets her in to his home. One shot. Lemon.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,394 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Neliel T. O./Nel, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Plan by MoonlightRurouni reviews
It may not have looked like it, but Renji did plan ahead. Thing is, how do you plan for something you thought could never happen? RenRuki,IchiRUki
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Rukia K., Renji A. - Complete
The Pain of Remembrance by halfdemonfan reviews
It was amazing how one memory could change a person's perspective. Canon to volume 404/ IchiHime/
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 154,461 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Ichigo K., Orihime I. - Complete
Speak Louder by A Self-Deprecating Person reviews
Ururu's a curious character at the Urahara Shop. She's quiet as a mouse, blending into the shadows of the shelves and stock, as if she's almost invisible. However, her history with Urahara Kisuke goes far back, even before Ichigo became a Shinigami. With ties with a familiar Visored and danger lurking around the corners, let's take a look into her unspoken story.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 7/6/2012 - K. Urahara, Ururu T.
Painted Heart by titania eli reviews
Jellal nearly died saving her. And this time, she would not let him go, not after she finally got him back.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Jellal F./Siegrain, Erza S. - Complete
Fang is Crunk? by It's Fnicking Awesomeness reviews
Previously 'me&sister'. So... Fang is crunk. Like in the Kesha song. What craziness will happen now? Our first FanFic... flames are funny because you think we care.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Fang - Complete
Doubting by SpilerCaer reviews
Grimmjow/Nelliel, AU, how it could be...
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Grimmjow J., Neliel T. O./Nel - Complete
There Are Rules, You Know by Horo-Emptiness reviews
There's nothing to do in Las Noches. The Espada's solution? Start a Prank War.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,442 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Espada
The Espada Friendship Reconstruction Program by UNseated4TH reviews
"Never fear!" Aizen's voice echoed throughout the train's PA system. "Where we're going, you won't NEED clothes!" The Espada instantly dreaded what they'd gotten themselves into…
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,706 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Espada, Arrancar - Complete
The Princess and the Prince by thejade reviews
When a familiar Espada appears in the Living World, Orihime and her friends are entangled in a new mystery. Contains some humor, drama, action, and a lot of changing.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 71,244 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
When Earth Meets Sky by Hung.By.Her.Heartstrings reviews
"He turns back to thank her. He doesn't really mean the words, but he'll say anything to her, anything to make her look at him." WARNING : AU sexual content.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Ichigo Kurosaki Rap by thedeathberry911 reviews
Please, don't ask where this came from. It's what the title says. Not really much of a rhythm attempt. Just came out like this...Review? And maybe I'll do others. Ichigo uses some suggestive language. I don't own Bleach.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Ichigo K. - Complete
And We'll Love, And We'll Hope by Saerin Veritas reviews
A mysterious intervention on Orihime's part changed the war's dynamic and ending, and it somehow resurrects Ulquiorra in the process. As the two grow closer in the living world, questions still remain, leaving Orihime unstable and confused. UlquiHime.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 151,781 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
One Hundred Apologies by hts911 reviews
There are one hundred different times they could have said I'm sorry. Unfortunately those two words were never good enough. Sorry never washes away the pain. But sometimes, that's all you have.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Grimmjow J., Neliel T. O./Nel - Complete
Through her eyes by rattan reviews
Ulquiorra, telling the story of Orihime to his daughter.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
The Observations of Ulquiorra Schiffer by Aizen's Bitch Curl reviews
For Amaterasu Ai. "I'm writing this to you because I have nothing else to do. I just found this notebook on the floor beside my bed the other day. I will not call this a diary, because it's not. It's just some book that I will write personal things in."
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,012 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Ulquiorra - Complete
The Contest of Deep Dark Secrets by Ratt9 reviews
Light proposes a contest where everyone has to write down their embarrassing secrets, and everyone tries to figure out which secret goes to whom. Who chased clowns with forks? Who draws themselves wearing bras? Who has a Barney the Dinosaur obsession?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,473 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 4/17/2011 - L, Light Y.
Who I Am by OveractiveImagination39 reviews
Ulquiorra must learn to live as a human in the world of the living, but can a hollow ever truely become human again? And will the Soul Society allow such a thing to go unpunished?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 132,899 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
A Recollection: Dreaming of Angels by N.Raining reviews
When it rains, Orihime dreams of Angels. Ulquihime. R&R please! : Enjoy! OneShot.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
100 Ways to Make Tōshirō Throw a Temper Tantrum by Rainbow Fruit Loop reviews
Annoying Captain Hitsugaya is always fun, right? Ever seen him throw an absolute temper tantrum? No. Neither has anyone in Seireitei. Here's one hundred ways, guaranteed to make him throw a tantrum. What could possibly go wrong? Not to be taken seriously.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,489 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 10/13/2011 - T. Hitsugaya
The Mind Knows Reason, but the Heart Knows Bliss by l0velyfe reviews
He laughed. They walked close. When she moved, he moved-like gravity. His face was aglow. "Why do you still long for him?" "He didn't mean to hurt me." She knew the tiny changes in his expression like the back of her hand. To her, he was not so detached.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,403 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
I Am the Strongest! Sure, Yeah, We'll Go With That by Satan Abraham reviews
In which Kisuke is Nnoitra's therapist. Pure crack. Oneshot. Rated T for Nnoitra having no self-control or qualms about swearing.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Nnoitra G., K. Urahara - Complete
A happy ending by m4tigers reviews
How angel should have turned out because James Patterson is a sick and twisted man! my own twist. Fax! Eggy! Dara? Tiggy? Nephen? Find out what these mean and read my story. Plus its just that awesome.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,370 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Fang, Max
crack fic oh noes D: by Sinsanity reviews
In advance... I'm sorry for writing this. Too much Pepsi... late at night... Coke is by far the superior soda... what am I doing again? OH RIGHT SUMMARY. There is no summary. Stuff this ridiculous cannot be summarized. Random crack pairings.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Where the Heart is by BosBaBe reviews
Ashes to ashes, she saw him pass away, their hands reaching for one another. But in her heart she knew Ulquiorra would come back to claim what rightfully belonged to him. What happens when fate brings these two divine forces together again? UlquiHime :D
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,582 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
Dispose All Trash by Shirotensaki14 reviews
Ulquiorra and Grimmjow have made Aizen angry! Their punishment is to vacuum the entire Las Noches! The only problem is that they don't know how to use them. R&R thanks.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,130 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
The Case of the Missing Hougyoku by NephandiMan reviews
Ulquiorra Cifer is a private detective, and Orihime Inoue is a rich client whose priceless diamond, the Hougyoku, has just been stolen. A/U. Currently a one-shot, but may be expanded later.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Everyone Hates Tousen by summerrayah reviews
Aizen and Gin want to go back to Soul Society, so they plot a couse of action and decide to blame the whole thing on Tousen. Contains original and EXTENDED version. Possible Ulquihime if you squint more than Gin
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2012 - S. Aizen, G. Ichimaru
Remembrance by Neko Hoshi Hime Okami reviews
Byakuya goes to Hisana's grave to remember her like every spring on the anniversary of her death.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Byakuya K. - Complete
Flock Chat by whocares1313 reviews
Ha! Dr Martinez buys the whole flock computers! What shall happen? Read and find out!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 21,283 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 3/12/2011
A Real Life by The Neliel Tu reviews
Grimmjow x Neliel. Grimmy and Nel get married and move to the living world...wait, what? No, seriously. Rated for a reason, tis lemony. VERY.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,787 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Grimmjow J., Neliel T. O./Nel - Complete
Double Vision by Mica Romanus reviews
When a little accident occurs, Ulquiorra finds himself at his first doctor's apt. How will he handle it? Read and find out! Ulquihime! Rated T just to be safe. Read and Review Please
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Too Late, Too Early by Girls In White Dresses reviews
Byakuya stood in a train station. Although, truth to be told, he hadn't the slightest idea how he got there. Byakuya x Hisana.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Byakuya K., Hisana K. - Complete
The Names We Carry by SugarBeatAngel reviews
Ulquiorra finds himself alive and well in Soul Society with no idea why/how he got there. His only goal now is to find out the meaning for his existence which may prove to be more trouble than he bargained for, especially with the appearance of Orihime.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 66,900 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
Party in the Seireitei by Skeleton With Skin reviews
Ever wonder what goes on in the Thirteen Court Guards when there isn't a world threatening event? Men's genital names, party planning committees, and love triangles galore. OCXRenjiXOC
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 90,913 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Renji A. - Complete
Cold Hands, Warm Hearts by Love Tifa reviews
Ichigo braves a snow storm to visit a precious nakama; — Ichigo ო Orihime.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,854 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Ichigo K., Orihime I. - Complete
Strawberry Heaven by Sabby-Sama reviews
A squabble with Light brings L to the doors of a strawberry-product filled heaven.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Speak to Me by XXXxSmIlEyMe123xXXX reviews
"You think I'm ashamed of you?" He nodded his head and put it down in shame. "How could you think that? I love you." Max is a regular girl working at her parents coffee shop, what happens when she meets a guy who can't talk? He finds another way to speak
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,741 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Max
Unravel by Pardon the Insanity reviews
Orihime had accepted that friendship was likely the extent of her relationship with Ulquiorra. Yet his questions while helping untie her intricate obi make her wonder if his emotions may also be more complicated than they initially appeared...
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,330 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
just like we always do by wordbends reviews
Spill my heart for you. — Orihime, Ulquiorra.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
quick fixes for college students by wordbends reviews
I hate you. Not sorry, bro. — Ulquiorra, Grimmjow.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Exchange Week by AADale reviews
The lieutenants switch divisions for a week. Humor. Most everyone's in this story, but Yachiru and Ukitake have the best scenes. Read!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,878 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Yachiru K., J. Ukitake
Never Surrender by Cerice Belle reviews
Ripped apart from those she loves, Orihime is a Jew sent to the Los Noches Labor Camp in WWII. Numb to the genocide he is in the midst of, Commander Ulquiorra carries his position with perfection. They were never to make contact, let alone fall in love. On Hiatus.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,722 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
Bleach Summer Camp by MJLCoyoteStarrk reviews
Arrancars and Shinigami...together...at Summer Camp. What could go wrong? Welcome to Camp Smiley, we promise that you won't want to leave. Theme: "March from the River Kwai and Colonel Bogey" by Mitch Miller
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,371 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - S. Aizen, G.S. Yamamoto
Bleach: The Sandcastle Contest by Cerice Belle reviews
All the Shinigami wanted was a nice, relaxing day at the beach. Unfortunately, that was what the Espada wanted too. So Aizen proposed a Sandcastle-Making Contest. What happens is anything but. Crack fic for the shenanigans
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,716 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Ichigo K., S. Aizen - Complete
Cruising For Love by StrawberryMerry reviews
Orihime asks Ulquiorra to accompany her on a cruise to Hawaii. Unbeknownst to them, it's a couple's cruise. Forced to share a bed and pretend they're married, the two struggle with their growing feelings for each other.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 135,678 - Reviews: 1411 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 974 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 6/2/2010 - [Orihime I., Ulquiorra]
Dear Kurosaki Kun by Tayomi Sakuri reviews
"Dear Kurosaki-Kun..." A series of letters from the Bleach cast to our favourite Substitute Shinigami :D Extreme randomness included! DISCLAIMER:Very,very,VERY strong Orihime-hate.Written by me and XxHibirdxX
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Izuru and Shuhei Start a Talk Show by Lacrimosa Cruentus Luna reviews
"Wait. What is this word?" Izuru demanded, staring confused at what looked like a black blob. "Show," Shuhei hissed between gritted teeth. "The Late Night Shinigami Show." Prisoners, MILFs, angry captains, and other shenanigans ensue.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,909 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - I. Kira, Shuuhei H.
Moving Forward by XtremeGal87 reviews
Orihime's long-absent father stumbles back into her life, but his return is far from welcomed, and Orihime flees to the one place she feels safest: Ichigo. Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,389 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Orihime I., Ichigo K. - Complete
she is by ReginaCaelum reviews
Things fall apart, but they fall together. Lil' bit AU, TouRin oneshot
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2011 - T. Hitsugaya, Karin K. - Complete
The Niisama Issue by Makai'sFavoriteKitsune reviews
Rukia has a brother complex. She also has a questionable logic. Unfortunately, Renji is stuck in the middle of it all.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Renji A., Rukia K. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Kurosaki kun by Ceellia-19 reviews
Ichigo throws a birthday party, but Orihime doesn't know what to get him... Renji, Rukia, Matsumoto, Ishida, Keigo and sweet bits of IchiHime. Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Ichigo K., Orihime I. - Complete
Not the Right Door by XXXxSmIlEyMe123xXXX reviews
I'm dead...I no longer have a purpose in life. I lost it all, my friends, my family, my future husband. And just when I though life couldn't get any worse. They sold my house with me still in it.If no one can see me, than why is it that Fang can?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,928 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Max
Operation Juice Box by Lacrimosa Cruentus Luna reviews
Byakuya finds out that the other captains don't think he's cool! They also disike his hair noodles! Just how far will he go to prove them wrong...?
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Byakuya K. - Complete
It's Always the Quiet Ones by Ice of the Kitsune's Fire reviews
Levy is small, Levy is cute, and Levy scares the hell out of Gajeel.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 93 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Levy M., Gajeel R. - Complete
Always and Forever by Rairakku Hana reviews
He could only stare at her in a state of awe. "You belong to me." He breathed out in wonder as she serenely smiled up at him. "Silly, I've always belonged to you." Ichihime married/baby
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,629 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Ichigo K., Orihime I.
Aizen's Fantastic Plan to Take Over the World by Adam Epp reviews
Step 1: escape from prison. Step 2: confuse everyone. Step 3: kill everyone. Step 4: smirk.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,555 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/5/2011 - S. Aizen - Complete
I Will Not Blush by journey21 reviews
When you have seven kids under seventeen all living in the same house, things are bound to get awkward. In this story we will explore what the Flock and the Martinez' experience of the "joys" of being a teen. Meant only for bravest of women and men!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 29,066 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Max, Fang
Fragile Things by green3040 reviews
After being together for quiet some time, Orihime becomes pregnant, and Ulquiorra is left fretting about the uncertainties of the children's future with him as their father.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
The Tale of the Sun and Moon by WestOfTheGlass reviews
This is the story of two star-crossed lovers... the origin of the Sun and Moon. And how Orihime and Ulquiorra sacrifice themselves for peace between their two tribes. UlquiHime AU... Reviews anyone?
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,418 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Delicious Mexicans by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Fang overhears Max sleeptalking, and because he's a creeper like that, he sneaks in to listen. Oneshot, Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
Unconditional by Mystwalker reviews
Three years after the Oracion Seis incident, Jellal's sentence is finally revealed. Jellal Fernandes, welcome to Fairy Tail. Erza x Jellal
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,552 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Erza S., Jellal F./Siegrain
Dan's Cahill's 200 Things to do When Bored in Math by Alex Almighty reviews
Dan's school life isn't completely boring! He likes to shake it up! When Dan knows math like the back of his hand, he shouldn't have to pay attention! Dan writes a list of the most amusing things to do when bored! The result is totally hilarious!
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,924 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Dan C. - Complete
Job Listings by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
I basically got bored one day and had a random thought: If the Flock applied for jobs, what would be a bad choice? I have random thoughts like that. So, this is what I came up with...Oh, and it's narrated by me and Fang! Fang: Not that I want to be here..
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,794 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
Aizen and the Unicorn by Princess Kisame reviews
In history, even the most powerful of enemies have their weak points. Even Sosuke Aizen, inter'bleach'ional baddie has his. What started out to be a normal day for Aizen quickly lurched into to a disaster when a magical creature broke into his layer.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2011 - S. Aizen
A Hand To Hold by Princess Kitty1 reviews
-AU- Upon delivering origami cranes to a terminally ill schoolmate, student council vice president Ulquiorra Cifer finds himself coming back to visit her every day... and with a possible treatment just out of her reach, she's going to need the company.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,243 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
This Could Be the Day by Rairakku Hana reviews
Their friends always thought getting the two of them to actually confess would be the difficult part. After declarations, came dating, followed by debacles. With these two, nothing was ever that simple. Ichihime.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 168,829 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Ichigo K., Orihime I.
The Reunion by TrappedInWonderland reviews
When he watched them lower her coffin into the earth, he knew he would not survive without her for long. Short Ichigo and Orihime oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Ichigo K., Orihime I. - Complete
Quincy Work Diary by pehpig reviews
If Nemu wanted to get to know Ishida better, how would she go about it? This is the second story I wrote last year. I recently added a tenth chapter as an epilogue. Rated T for violence and language towards the end.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,511 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Uryuu I., Nemu K. - Complete
Do Ya by Princess Kitty1 reviews
The fair is in town, and California girl Rangiku Matsumoto is determined to make tonight the night she confesses to her best friend, before they go their separate ways for college... now if only she could get a moment alone with him! -AU-
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,560 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/8/2011 - R. Matsumoto, G. Ichimaru - Complete
The Christmas Story Bleach Style by Sasukes Brother reviews
The Birth of Jesus in a thoroughly Bleach way better than it sounds, with Rangiku as Mary, Renji as Joseph and an array of different characters along the way you'll never look at the three wise men in the same way again . And I've corrected spelling!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Complete
20 Truths: Byakuya and Senbonzakura by Vivienne Grainger - Bleach reviews
The man and his sword. Toss a coin to see who's prettier: it's one of the things they never talk about. Here are some more.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Senbonzakura, Byakuya K. - Complete
20 Truths: Renji and Byakuya by Vivienne Grainger - Bleach reviews
You need a good laugh? The two prettiest boys in the Bleachiverse can provide one. Or more.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Renji A., Byakuya K. - Complete
20 Truths: Byakuya and Kenpachi by Vivienne Grainger - Bleach reviews
In my universe, they actually are friends. Come view the ramifications ...
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2010 - K. Zaraki, Byakuya K. - Complete
Dorm Ride by nightwings93 reviews
In order to escape her past, Max gets accepted to her college of choice. Only there's a catch: she has to live in the ALL BOYS dorm! What happens when she meets Fang, the pyrotwins Iggy&Gazzy, and a whole horde of other hot guys? All Human
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 141,577 - Reviews: 3642 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Complete
Voice of the Sword by Vivienne Grainger - Bleach reviews
Kenpachi's sword eventually talks to him. But not all she has to say has to do with strategy, tactics, and slicing up spirits which might need it.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,328 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/15/2010 - K. Zaraki, R. Unohana - Complete
The Meaning of Life by Princess Kitty1 reviews
-AU- He'd been searching for the answer to his question for so long that he was beginning to think he would never find it... that is, until the morning that he met her. -OneShot-
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,339 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
the hopeless still hope by chandelure reviews
It's beautiful like anything can be without her. — JellalErza
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Jellal F./Siegrain, Erza S. - Complete
Muse by Princess Kitty1 reviews
-AU- "You'll always be a whore, just like your mother." Those words had been her undoing. Now years later, amidst the brokenness of her life there came this strange man, asking for what no one else ever had: Her heart. UlquiHime – Dark Fic-
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 157,983 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
my heart pays the rent by pixie paramount reviews
This is not a happy story. — Jellal/Erza. One-shot. Warning: spoilers.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Jellal F./Siegrain, Erza S. - Complete
Madame President by pehpig reviews
Nemu and Yachiru seem to get along pretty well. I wondered how that came about. This is a short story about Nemu and Yachiru running around and getting into mischief. There is some violence and language, so I'm rating it T.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,326 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Nemu K., Yachiru K. - Complete
Free by Ryuuax reviews
At least in his dreams, he was free to be with her.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Jellal F./Siegrain, Erza S. - Complete
Fascination by ashurahime reviews
They can't take their eyes off of each other. Gravity draws them together. That which divides them becomes insignificant. A chronicle of love, friendship and war, this is the unlikely story of two souls that are, in every way, polar opposites.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 142,427 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
Kill Me, Kiss Me by YulieAna reviews
Oneshot. What if there were no hollows and Shinigami and everyone was just human? What if Ichigo married Orihime before each of them met Ulquiorra and Rukia? UlquiHime, IchiHime, a tiny bit of IchiRuki. Orihime centric.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,557 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8282 - Favs: 1,870 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Shuffle by Enchantable reviews
Ulquiorra is adjusting to life as a normal high school student in Karakura Town. Trying to protect Orihime from everything including himself, the two are brought together by the most unlikely of things: Ulquiorra's ipod. includes Tatsuki/Ishida
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,086 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
A Work in Progress by Vampyre Heartbreak reviews
IchiHime, RenRuki! "House burned down- check. Currently homeless- check. Bumming out at the Kurosakis' house for a few days- check. Making Ichigo realize his undying love for her- ... Er, not check, a work in progress."
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,993 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Orihime I., Ichigo K. - Complete
Faintly Resembling a Wedding by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Can you get married over Skype? I think you can. If so, then I'm married to Fang, and this is the proof. This also prooves that I have no life, but that's beside the point...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,879 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Fang - Complete
Truth Hurts by summerrayah reviews
Gin steals one of Szayel's mysterious vials, but when Captain Zaraki, Yachiru, Ikkaku, Yumichik, Captain Hitsugaya, and Rangiku show up unexpectedly, his plans are altered and everything everyone thinks they know is turned upside down.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/2/2010 - G. Ichimaru, Ulquiorra - Complete
All Is Not As It Seems by summerrayah reviews
While on the way to a meeting, Ulquiorra is waylaid by one of Gin's pranks...it all goes downhill from there. Especially for an espada of spoonular preportions.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Ulquiorra, Nnoitra G. - Complete
Insane Shimigami Trash by summerrayah reviews
Ulquiorra is running in fear of his life and sanity from an insane shinigami determined to keep him forever. Will Ulquiorra be able to escape with his sanity?
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Ulquiorra, Yumichika A. - Complete
Return to Sender by SacredRoseDream reviews
Overcome with grief, Orihime decides to deal with it by writing letters to the late Ulquiorra. But a certain life-changing circumstance proves a bit more than she can handle...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,221 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
His Eyes by SacredRoseDream reviews
Orihime's thoughts on the cuatro espada.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Calling by lotus-bugxm9 reviews
She was drowning, yet she wellcomed it. As opening up her eyes slowly to see nothing beyond her but the silver, purple, and white bubbles, was she suddenly seeing something new the color....green.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,959 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Talk to the Hand by YulieAna reviews
A one-shot about how the "hearts" conversation should've ended. UlquiHime.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Co Ed Shopping by bluewingedkitty reviews
“What? There’s nothing left. I want to go,” Iggy whined."What else could there be?" “Feminine hygiene,” Max informed him. Iggy stopped dead. Shopping with Max can be traumatizing. Poor Iggy never saw it coming. Participant in Day of Anti-Hardwicke.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Iggy, Max - Complete
black roses in her hair by smartalker reviews
For Keely. The thing about a message in a bottle is that you don’t have to expect a reply. — ErzaJeral
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Erza S., Jellal F./Siegrain - Complete
Till Sunbeams Find You by Enisy reviews
They were Hikoboshi and Orihime, but they also had a touch of Hades and Persephone. - Ulquihime, won 1st place in the BleachAsylum FC's Tanabata contest -
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,945 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
It Doesn't Hurt by nehalenia reviews
Ishida's view of manga chapters 349 and 353, and a bit afterwards. Ishida, Orihime, Ichigo and Ulquiorra.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,277 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Uryuu I., Ichigo K. - Complete
Weapon of Mass Suffocation by Dior Crystal reviews
“OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO CUTE!” Matsumoto squealed, crushing Ulquiorra Schiffer’s face into her bosom, suffocating him. Ouch.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/3/2009 - R. Matsumoto, Ulquiorra - Complete
Jeb's Magic Mirror by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Why Jeb really left the Flock: Jealousy! How could his magic mirror say Fang was the best? Fang didn't even have a mustachio! Oneshot, people, for real this time!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Jeb B., Fang - Complete
Smooth Sailing by Edmondia Dantes Redux reviews
Getting used to those handcuffs can't have been easy.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Selfish by Zelha reviews
A few years later, she hadn't forgotten him. How could she, if those eyes were the very epitome of despair? Warning for mature content and smut. Also, manga spoilers like whoa.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,873 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Play Pretend by N.Raining reviews
Children are not the only ones to play “Pretend” when reality is not to their liking. Ulquihime. Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Sleep Safe I'm Here by Rairakku Hana reviews
Orihime is haunted by her dark dreams after returning from Hueco Mundo. Ichigo, her knight in shining armor is there to protect her. But unfortunately, he's being hounded by his hollow, who would rather his king tarnish his pristine image a bit.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,569 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Ichigo K., Orihime I. - Complete
40 Harsh Things Max Could Say to a Naked Fang by EdwardAddict reviews
Just a little list of things Max might say to Fang if he didn't measure up. HumorParody Oneshot Faxy
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Max, Fang - Complete
Celebrity Jeopardy by Aardvark Man reviews
(Clean version) The wildest eppisode of Jeopardy ever. Special guest are Chewbacca, Shaquielle O'Neil, and Saddam Hussein.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2004
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The View From Here reviews
In his chest, his heart broke in two. For beneath the wrinkles, the spots, and the white hair, he still saw her. He saw the Onna, Orihime Inoue, sixty years later. He was too late. Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Doomed to Remember reviews
Collaboration with moonlightrurouni. When a world of light is opened up to you, it's an instinct to hold onto the cause. But when the meaning behind your world is ripped away, you're left lost, confused and doomed to remember... Ulquiorra POV
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,025 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Before You Faded reviews
"-Who the hell are you? you gasp at the Adjucha. -Grimmjow, he half-snarls." That's how they met - the 3rd Espada and the 12th Arrancar - before they joined Aizen. Now entangled in the overlord's lies and rules and twisted commands, watch as they fall into an illegal love that can only end in tragedy for everyone. Not AU. GrimmNel.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,366 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Neliel T. O./Nel, Grimmjow J.
Learning Mistletoe reviews
Orihime takes it upon herself to make Ulquiorra's first holiday season the best he will ever have. With just 3 weeks she tries to cram in every important Christmas tradition she thinks he will ever need. And maybe they might even fall in love along the way. Ulquihime. T for safety.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,732 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
Forgiven reviews
Cross-sequel to Typical Mutant and Please Forgive Me. Nikola Ride has an awesome life-her whole family has wings and can fly! Her parents, Max and Fang, are great-that is, until dates appear on their necks and Nick is left alone. With the help of her cousin Corbin, she sets out to find out why she is now an orphan and uncovers mysteries about her family's past. OCs. HIATUS
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,548 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012
love, save the empty reviews
Ulquiorra contemplates things while in Caja de Negacion. Reviews are loved because it's my birthday today :D Inspired by "Love, Save the Empty" by Erin McCarley. T for a little bit of language. ONESHOT
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Ice and Snow Level: BleachXFairy Tail! reviews
A trend of ice and snow mages seems to be emerging...so Rukia, Gray, Hitsugaya, Lyon, and Eve meet to battle it out! Who is the best winter warrior? With guest appearances from Juvia, Natsu, Momo, Foxy Grandpa, and Ichigo! CRACK! Reviews are loved :D ONESHOT
Crossover - Bleach & Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Complete
The Max and FANGisodes reviews
Inspired by The Ready SETisodes. OK! Welcome to the story! The flock gets a little kooky! Golf! Tours! Basketball! Fun! T for language. Pure crack. I don't own anything!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,163 - Reviews: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Fang, Max - Complete
it's hard reviews
it's hard being the ones left behind. tatsuki:keigo:mizuiro oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Complete
Please Forgive Me reviews
Three are gone. One is paying for her brief fun. One is scared of a new power he's developing. Will the appearance of a girl who knows their past, present and future like she wrote it herself save the flock? Or will it destroy them? Fax! R&R! -Complete-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,633 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Typical Mutant reviews
Who was the girl who Max rescued from the Institute? Why was she there? Why did she REALLY leave the flock? And most importantly, what happened to her? Rated T cause I'm paranoid. REVIEW! Flames accepted::My very first baby is finally complete.../sniff
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 71,607 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Complete
tattoo reviews
Orihime pressed a hand to her tattoo that none of them knew about, felt her heart beating erratically underneath it at their judgment...She knew she shouldn't have worn it. Oneshot. Implied Ulquihime. I have no idea what genre. lol
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Orihime I. - Complete
My Espada Boys reviews
Imprisoned for a crime he does not remember, 5-year-old Ulquiorra and ten of his odd friends are shocked to discover that they are the reincarnated forms of eleven killing machines...and Soul Society has deemed them dangerous. Beware of chapter 7. Complete.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,115 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
The Fangel Experiment reviews
Okay, this is just The Angel Experiment from Mr. Rock's point of view. We're inside Fang's head now, watching him watch the Flock...and now, we learn just what the Fangalator is all about. Flames are accepted...if you read you MUST review! Please? Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 73,604 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
addiction reviews
He was the one thing she always wanted, the one thing always out of her reach. And then she met -him-. IchiHime UlquiHime Rating HAS BEEN changed for a reason ...Dark
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 5,831 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Orihime I. - Complete
What Remains reviews
All that remained of his beloved wife was a smooth stone and a handful of wet flowers...Ulquiorra sank to his knees in the mud and cried. -oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Lost and Forgotten reviews
She's lost. He's forgotten. But even though she's forgotten him, he hasn't forgotten her. And he'll do anything to get her back, no matter what the cost. Plus, if revenge for her death is included, it's a bonus. T for occasional lauguage.IchiHime Complete
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,965 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Ichigo K., Orihime I. - Complete
her hair reminds me of you reviews
"I...I want to get my hair cut," she blurted. Shock passed fleetingly across Byakuya's face. "What?" he breathed. What was holding him back from saying yes to her immediately? He closed his eyes. The answer came to him right away. -Oneshot.- ByaxHisana
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Byakuya K., Rukia K. - Complete
Mr Brightside reviews
Fang's thoughts on Max and Dylan. Songfic to Mr Brightside by the Killers. Oneshot, for real this time. I don't own anything!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Fang - Complete
A Toast Gone Kablooey reviews
It's Renji and Rukia's big day, and Byakuya is connived into toasting them...well, let's see how well he can hold his alcohol. Chapter 2 is up! COMPLETE!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Byakuya K. - Complete
The Death of Renji Abarai reviews
Demi-Sequel to Lost and Forgotten. Has anyone ever wondered how our favorite vice-captain was killed? Well, I sure have. So I decided to write this little ONESHOT for all of my fellow wonderers.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Renji A., Shinji H. - Complete
20 Truths: Ari and Jeb reviews
Ari: the son. Jeb: the father. Find out why they become less than these labels in 20 truths.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Ari B., Jeb B. - Complete
20 Truths: Iggy and Fang reviews
Is it slash? Is it Figgy? No: it's 20 Truths. Find out the truth behind these boys. Rated T but bordering on M.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Iggy, Fang - Complete
Tubing! reviews
The flock decides to go tubing with some of Dr. Martinez's friends. And not lazy river tubing - SKI BOAT tubing! What shall happen! R&R, *this much* FAX. ONESHOT.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,117 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Kon's Revenge reviews
Ha! Kon has had it up to HERE with Ichigo's mistreatment. Too bad Nee-San isn't here. Kon will have to extract his revenge another way. Oneshot. Possible IchiHime if you squint more than Gin.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Kon, Ichigo K. - Complete
Left Alone reviews
OneShot What is going through the minds of Iggy and Nudge when Fang leaves? FANG spoilers! - Songfic. Review Please?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Iggy, Nudge - Complete