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hi i'm girlloves2write and i had alot of mis haps when publishing on fanfiction but i'm a little more experienced and will try not to dissapoint
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My avatar is of my OC Tyra i made at lunaii.com.
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Hobbies: Reading writing texting
Ok am i like the only one who doesn't read the reviews to the story i just read, because some of the arguments that happen are even better than the story i read,like it's hilarious what people argue about and how often i see the same people.
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92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Finch told them it was uncool to breathe. If you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off at them, copy this and paste it to your profile.
I swear, I have nothing against blondes, (I'm a brunette), I swear! There are some awesome blondes on earth, I just really loved these jokes!
This blonde is driving down an old country road when she spots another blonde in a wheat field rowing a boat.
She pulls over to the side of the road and stops the car. Staring in disbelief, she stands at the side of the road to watch the woman for a while.
When she can't stand it any more, she calls out to the blonde in the field,
The blonde in the field stops rowing and responds, 'Because it is an ocean of wheat.'
The blonde standing at the side of the road is furious. She yells at the blonde in the field,
'It is dumb blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name.'
The blonde in the field just shrugs her shoulders and begins rowing again.
The blonde on the side of the road is beside herself and shakes her fist at the blonde in the field yelling,
Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks.
The first blonde said, 'These look like deer tracks,'
They argued and argued for a quite while and they were still arguing when the train hit them.
One day this blonde calls her friend and says,
Her friend asks, 'What is it a puzzle of?'
The blonde says, 'From the picture on the box, it's a tiger.'
Well, the friend figures that he's pretty good at puzzles, so he heads over to her place. She lets him in the door and shows him to where she has the pieces spread all over the table.
He studies them for a moment, then studies the box.
He turns to her and says, 'Well, no matter what I do, I'm not going to be able to show you how to assemble these to look like the picture of that tiger.'
She asks, 'Oh, how come?'
He says, 'Look, never mind, let's just relax, have a cup of coffee and we'll put all these cornflakes back in the box.'
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.
How do you drown a blonde?
Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one?
How do you get a twinkle in a blonde's eye?
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Why do blondes have 'TGIF' written on their shoes?
Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?
How can you tell when a blonde sends you a fax?
Three blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours they finally saw a sign that said 'Disneyland Left' so they turned around and went home.
A brunette, redhead and blonde went to a fitness spa for some fun and relaxation.
After a stimulating healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the ladies' room and found a strange-looking woman sitting at the entrance who said, 'Welcome to the ladies' room. Be sure to check out our newest feature: a mirror which, if you look into it and say something truthful, you will be awarded with a wish. But, be warned, if you say something false, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!'
The three women quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, the brunette said, 'I think I'm the most beautiful of us three' and in an instant she was surrounded by a pile of money.
The redhead stepped up and said, 'I think I'm the most talented of us three,' and she suddenly found the keys to a brand new Jaguar in her hands.
Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, the blonde looked into the mirror and said, 'I think...' and was promptly sucked into the mirror.
The police department, famous for its superior canine (K-9) unit, was somewhat taken back by a recent incident.
Returning home from work a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burgled. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels and a K9 unit patrolling nearby was the first on the scene.
This is a list of all the stupid warnings on the products most of us use daily.
1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children
2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts
3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping
4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire
5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking
6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado
7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts
8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children
9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.
10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping
11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regualr soap
12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness
13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required
14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use
15. Korean Kitchen Knife: Warning: Not to be used in Children
16. On Sears hairdryer:
17. On a bag of Fritos:
18. On a bar of Dial soap:
19. On some Swann frozen dinners:
20. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
21. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
22. On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
23. On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
24. On Nytol sleep aid:
25. On a string of Christmas lights:
26. On a food processor:
27. On Sainsbury's peanuts:
28. On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
29. On a Swedish chainsaw:
30. On a child's Superman costume:
1) When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "open") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker"
2) When the elevator doors shut, assuringly say, "It's ok, they will open up again!"
3)Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4) Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.
5) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
6) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.
7) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
8) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
9) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
10) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for awhile, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
11) Meow occasionally.
12) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
13) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
14) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
15) Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
16) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
17) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"
18) Say "Ding!" at each floor.
19) Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
20) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
21) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
22) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
23) Put a box on the floor and whenever somebody comes in, say "Do you hear clicking?"
An apple a day, keeps the doctor away, if aimed right.
Life was simple, when boys had cooties
Directions to llama land: Turn left at the rainbow, turn right at the unicorn with the butterfly tattoo, if you reach the oenguin, you went too far.
When the world is ending, come over to my house! I'll be hosting the party!
I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator.
Education is important, school is another story.
School and jail have one difference: Jail food doesn't kill you.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if you still hate them, you're a mile away and just jacked their shoes.
To the losers who say anything's possible, here's a challenge: Slam a revolving door.
Therapist= The Rapist kinda self explanatory
You say I'm not cool. Cool is the same as cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. You finally get me!
I'm so gangsta, I carry a water gun!
I used to be normal, then I met my friends...
I ran with scissors and lived!
You cry, I cry, You laugh, I laugh, You fall off a cliff, I laugh so much harder.
It's just you and me against the world... we attack at dawn.
93 of American teens cried from being called a freak. I'm one of those 7 who said, "Naw! What was your first clue?"
I'm the girl who will laugh, cry, and hum It's a Small World, just because you're my friend and I know you hate it.
Here are things wrong with America:
Only in America, does the pizza have the thirty minutes or less guarantee, while the ambulance gets there "when it can".
If pro is the opposite of con, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Only in America, do banks leave their doors open and chain pens to the desks.
Only in America, do you order a double cheeseburger, a large frie, and a diet coke.
Only in America, do sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get medicine, while healthy people walk to the front to get cigarettes.
Only in America, there is a drive-up ATM with Braille lettering.
Politicians pratice politics. Poli means many; tics means blood-sucking creatures.
When you don't get my friends and my jokes, it's not a "you had to be there", its a "you have to as retarded as us"
My friends are the people, who, if my house was burning, they would be roasting marchmallows and singing camp-fire songs with the firemen.
My friends: You say they're stupid, I say they're just like me!
If I say, You're almost as smart as my smart friend, it's not a compliment.
My friend told me to build a bridge and get over it, I said, "I don't have the instructions."
Only a best friend can say you're stupid. Everyone knows if they try, they'll get the shit beaten out of them.
The Percy Jackson pledge:
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
TOTAL: 11 ( I'm such a tomboy)
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
TOTAL: 6 (wow i'm soo not a girly-girl)
COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU HATE RACISM!!
Do it one by one, don't look ahead! It was true for me!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so scroll down
(don't cheat- -)
1. You are completly in love with this person
2. If you choose
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservitive and agressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday
Awesome quotes: Friends are like potatoes if you eat'em they die.
It's all fun and games till' someone gets hurt, then its hilarious...
The Percy Jackson pledge:
R.I.P.- James Potter, Lily Evans Potter, Hedwig, Nymphadora Tonks, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Cedric Diggory, Fred Weasely, Albus Dumbledore, Colin Creevy, Dobby, Ted Tonks, Andromeda Black (Tonks), Mad-Eye Moody, Severus Snape, and the legions of others who died because of Lord Voldemort. They will never be forgotten.
Harry Potter > Voldemort
Harry Potter Sayings
"Pity you can't attach an extra arm to yours broom, Malfoy. Then it could catch the Snitch for you."- Harry Potter
"Are you insane? Of course I want to leave the Dursleys! Have you got a house? When can I move in?"- Harry Potter
Harry, don't go picking a row with Malfoy, don't forget, he's a prefect now, he could make life difficult for you..."
"Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!"- Harry Potter
"This is night, Diddykins. That's what we call it when it goes all dark like this."- Harry Potter
"The hats have gone," Hermione said happily. "Seems the house-elves do want freedom after all."
"It would've been so easy to push Malfoy off a glacier and make it look like an accident.." Ron Weasly
"Percy (Percy Weasly, not Jackson) wouldn't recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy."- Ron Weasly
"If you're not in Gryffindor we'll disinherit you, but no pressure." Ron Weasly
"Just because it's taken you three years to notice, Ron, doesn't mean no one else has spotted I'm a girl!" Hermionie Granger
"Harry, you'd better beat him in the Quidditch final!" Hermione said shrilly. "You'd just better had, because I can't stand it if Slytherin wins!" Hermionie Granger
"Make way for the heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through..." Fred and George
"You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!"
So top grade's O for 'Outstanding,'" she Hermione was saying, "and then there's A-"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians Sayings
Die human! Die silly polluting nasty person!-Grover Underwood
Your pretty smug Lord Ares, for a guy who run from cupid statues.-Percy Jackson
With great power, comes the great need to take a nap.-Nico di Angelo
Go chase a donut! - Percy Jackson
I wasn't sure where the Latin came from, i think it meant "Eat my pants!" - Percy Jackson
New lesson, class. Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword. This change is perfectly normal, and will happen to you right now if you don't BACK OFF! - Percy Jackson
I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush."- Percy Jackson
That's right, you smelly bucket of nose drool!- Percy Jackson
She's (Sally's) funny that way, celebrating special occasions with blue food. I think it's her way of saying anything is possible. Percy can pass seventh grade. Waffles can be blue. Little miracles like that.-Percy Jackson
How about a kiss for good luck, it's kind of a tradition right?-Percy Jackson
List your top ten favourite Harry Potter characters in no particular order.
9. Voldemort (How can you have a story without the problem??)
10. Professor Lupin
1. Haveyou read a five/ten fic before? No, thank god
2. Do you think three is hot? How hot? Kind of. On a 1-10 scale. 7.
3. What would happen if six got one pregnant? Eww.
4. Do you recall any good fics about nine? No, but there's probably alot.
5. Would seven and two make a good couple? No, not at all.
6. Four/eight or four/nine? Even though they're related, four/eight. (LOOK AT THE ALTERNATIVE!)
7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship? He would throw up because they're brother and sister
8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic. Hermione is told by Dumbledore, that Ron is destined to die saving her life. But everything is worked out and they all lived. ( WOW THAT REALLY SUCKED. SHAME ON ME.)
9. Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story? No because that's revolting.
10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic. Losing your twin.
11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to kiss one? Yeah, tha's not gonna happen.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash? NNOOO!!!!!
13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose? I don't know, something, about a werewolf most likely. lol