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hi i'm girlloves2write and i had alot of mis haps when publishing on fanfiction but i'm a little more experienced and will try not to dissapoint


This is the link to my fictionpress profile

My avatar is of my OC Tyra i made at


Age: You don't need to know that

Hobbies: Reading writing texting


Dislikes:Mean people

Ok am i like the only one who doesn't read the reviews to the story i just read, because some of the arguments that happen are even better than the story i read,like it's hilarious what people argue about and how often i see the same people.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are and put a star beside ones that are actually true for you. You may be surprised)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.*
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.*
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.*
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.*
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.*
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.*
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.*
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.*
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.*
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.*
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.*
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser*
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.*
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.*
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pendantic bastard.*

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.*
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems*
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have embarassing memories that make you want to smack yourself copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen UP stairs, add this to your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you love, copy and paste this to your profile!

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Finch told them it was uncool to breathe. If you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off at them, copy this and paste it to your profile.

I swear, I have nothing against blondes, (I'm a brunette), I swear! There are some awesome blondes on earth, I just really loved these jokes!

This blonde is driving down an old country road when she spots another blonde in a wheat field rowing a boat.

She pulls over to the side of the road and stops the car. Staring in disbelief, she stands at the side of the road to watch the woman for a while.

When she can't stand it any more, she calls out to the blonde in the field,
'Why are you rowing a boat in the middle of the field?'

The blonde in the field stops rowing and responds, 'Because it is an ocean of wheat.'

The blonde standing at the side of the road is furious. She yells at the blonde in the field,

'It is dumb blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name.'

The blonde in the field just shrugs her shoulders and begins rowing again.

The blonde on the side of the road is beside herself and shakes her fist at the blonde in the field yelling,
'If I could swim, I would come out there and kick your butt!"

Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks.

The first blonde said, 'These look like deer tracks,'
and the other one said, 'No they look like moose tracks.'

They argued and argued for a quite while and they were still arguing when the train hit them.

One day this blonde calls her friend and says,
'Please come over and help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't even figure out how to start it.'

Her friend asks, 'What is it a puzzle of?'

The blonde says, 'From the picture on the box, it's a tiger.'

Well, the friend figures that he's pretty good at puzzles, so he heads over to her place. She lets him in the door and shows him to where she has the pieces spread all over the table.

He studies them for a moment, then studies the box.

He turns to her and says, 'Well, no matter what I do, I'm not going to be able to show you how to assemble these to look like the picture of that tiger.'

She asks, 'Oh, how come?'

He says, 'Look, never mind, let's just relax, have a cup of coffee and we'll put all these cornflakes back in the box.'

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.

How do you drown a blonde?
put a mirror at the bottom of a pool (jacob said this!)

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one?
You have to hollow out the head.

How do you get a twinkle in a blonde's eye?
Shine a flashlight in her ear.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

Why do blondes have 'TGIF' written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.

Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
Because it said concentrate.

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.

How can you tell when a blonde sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.

Three blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours they finally saw a sign that said 'Disneyland Left' so they turned around and went home.

A brunette, redhead and blonde went to a fitness spa for some fun and relaxation.

After a stimulating healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the ladies' room and found a strange-looking woman sitting at the entrance who said, 'Welcome to the ladies' room. Be sure to check out our newest feature: a mirror which, if you look into it and say something truthful, you will be awarded with a wish. But, be warned, if you say something false, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!'

The three women quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, the brunette said, 'I think I'm the most beautiful of us three' and in an instant she was surrounded by a pile of money.

The redhead stepped up and said, 'I think I'm the most talented of us three,' and she suddenly found the keys to a brand new Jaguar in her hands.

Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, the blonde looked into the mirror and said, 'I think...' and was promptly sucked into the mirror.

The police department, famous for its superior canine (K-9) unit, was somewhat taken back by a recent incident.

Returning home from work a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burgled. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.

The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels and a K9 unit patrolling nearby was the first on the scene.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash the blonde ran out onto the porch, clapped a hand to her head and moaned, 'I come home from work to find all my possessions stolen, I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send a blind policeman!'

Stupid Warnings:

This is a list of all the stupid warnings on the products most of us use daily.

1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children

2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping

4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regualr soap

12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required

14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use

15. Korean Kitchen Knife: Warning: Not to be used in Children
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

16. On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

17. On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

18. On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

19. On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

20. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

21. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

22. On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

23. On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

24. On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

25. On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space. You know them astronauts...)

26. On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

27. On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

28. On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

29. On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

30. On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you


1) When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "open") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker"

2) When the elevator doors shut, assuringly say, "It's ok, they will open up again!"

3)Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

4) Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.

5) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

6) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.

7) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

8) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

9) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

10) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for awhile, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

11) Meow occasionally.

12) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

13) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

15) Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

16) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

17) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"

18) Say "Ding!" at each floor.

19) Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

20) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

21) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

22) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

23) Put a box on the floor and whenever somebody comes in, say "Do you hear clicking?"

Random Sayings-

An apple a day, keeps the doctor away, if aimed right.

Life was simple, when boys had cooties

Directions to llama land: Turn left at the rainbow, turn right at the unicorn with the butterfly tattoo, if you reach the oenguin, you went too far.

When the world is ending, come over to my house! I'll be hosting the party!

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator.

Education is important, school is another story.

School and jail have one difference: Jail food doesn't kill you.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if you still hate them, you're a mile away and just jacked their shoes.

To the losers who say anything's possible, here's a challenge: Slam a revolving door.

Therapist= The Rapist kinda self explanatory

You say I'm not cool. Cool is the same as cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. You finally get me!

I'm so gangsta, I carry a water gun!

I used to be normal, then I met my friends...

I ran with scissors and lived!

You cry, I cry, You laugh, I laugh, You fall off a cliff, I laugh so much harder.

It's just you and me against the world... we attack at dawn.

93 of American teens cried from being called a freak. I'm one of those 7 who said, "Naw! What was your first clue?"

I'm the girl who will laugh, cry, and hum It's a Small World, just because you're my friend and I know you hate it.

Here are things wrong with America:

Only in America, does the pizza have the thirty minutes or less guarantee, while the ambulance gets there "when it can".

If pro is the opposite of con, is Congress the opposite of progress?

Only in America, do banks leave their doors open and chain pens to the desks.

Only in America, do you order a double cheeseburger, a large frie, and a diet coke.

Only in America, do sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get medicine, while healthy people walk to the front to get cigarettes.

Only in America, there is a drive-up ATM with Braille lettering.

Politicians pratice politics. Poli means many; tics means blood-sucking creatures.

When you don't get my friends and my jokes, it's not a "you had to be there", its a "you have to as retarded as us"

My friends are the people, who, if my house was burning, they would be roasting marchmallows and singing camp-fire songs with the firemen.

My friends: You say they're stupid, I say they're just like me!

If I say, You're almost as smart as my smart friend, it's not a compliment.

My friend told me to build a bridge and get over it, I said, "I don't have the instructions."

Only a best friend can say you're stupid. Everyone knows if they try, they'll get the shit beaten out of them.

The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever Im at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go


You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
*It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
*You own/ed an X-Box.
*Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
* (i own a DS, DSI, and game boy advanced)You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
*Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
*It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
sleep with your socks on at night--sometimes

TOTAL: 11 ( I'm such a tomboy)


You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
*You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
You Go to your mom for advice.
*You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
*You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
*You were in gymnastics/dance.
*It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
*You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
*You care about what you look like.
*You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing perfume
*You love the movies.
* (i still do sometimes)Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

TOTAL: 6 (wow i'm soo not a girly-girl)

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said,
"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK,
when I grew up I was BLACK,
when I'm sick I'm BLACK,
when I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
when I'm cold I'm BLACK,
when I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir,
when you are born you're PINK,
when you grow up you're WHITE,
when you're sick, you're GREEN,
when you go in the sun you turn RED,
when you're cold you turn BLUE,
and when you die you turn PURPLE.
and you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Do it one by one, don't look ahead! It was true for me!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so scroll down

(don't cheat- -)


1. You are completly in love with this person

2. If you choose

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservitive and agressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday

Awesome quotes: Friends are like potatoes if you eat'em they die.

It's all fun and games till' someone gets hurt, then its hilarious...

The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever Im at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go


R.I.P.- James Potter, Lily Evans Potter, Hedwig, Nymphadora Tonks, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Cedric Diggory, Fred Weasely, Albus Dumbledore, Colin Creevy, Dobby, Ted Tonks, Andromeda Black (Tonks), Mad-Eye Moody, Severus Snape, and the legions of others who died because of Lord Voldemort. They will never be forgotten.

Harry Potter > Voldemort
Voldemort > Cedric Diggory
Cedric Diggory = Edward Cullen
Harry Potter > Edward Cullen

Harry Potter Sayings

"Pity you can't attach an extra arm to yours broom, Malfoy. Then it could catch the Snitch for you."- Harry Potter

"Are you insane? Of course I want to leave the Dursleys! Have you got a house? When can I move in?"- Harry Potter

Harry, don't go picking a row with Malfoy, don't forget, he's a prefect now, he could make life difficult for you..."
"Wow, I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life?" Harry Potter

"Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!"- Harry Potter

"This is night, Diddykins. That's what we call it when it goes all dark like this."- Harry Potter

"The hats have gone," Hermione said happily. "Seems the house-elves do want freedom after all."
"I wouldn't bet on it," Ron told her cuttingly. "They might not count as clothes. They didn't look anything like hats to me, more like woolly bladders." Hermionie Granger and Ron Weasly

"It would've been so easy to push Malfoy off a glacier and make it look like an accident.." Ron Weasly

"Percy (Percy Weasly, not Jackson) wouldn't recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy."- Ron Weasly

"If you're not in Gryffindor we'll disinherit you, but no pressure." Ron Weasly

"Just because it's taken you three years to notice, Ron, doesn't mean no one else has spotted I'm a girl!" Hermionie Granger

"Harry, you'd better beat him in the Quidditch final!" Hermione said shrilly. "You'd just better had, because I can't stand it if Slytherin wins!" Hermionie Granger

"Make way for the heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through..." Fred and George

"You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!"
"What are Fred and I? Next door neighbours?" - Fred and Georege, and Molly Weasley

So top grade's O for 'Outstanding,'" she Hermione was saying, "and then there's A-"
"No, E," George corrected her, "E for 'Exceeds Expectations.' And I've always thought Fred and I should've got E in everything, because we exceeded expectations just by turning up for the exams."-Fred and George Weasely

Percy Jackson and the Olympians Sayings

Die human! Die silly polluting nasty person!-Grover Underwood

Your pretty smug Lord Ares, for a guy who run from cupid statues.-Percy Jackson

With great power, comes the great need to take a nap.-Nico di Angelo

Go chase a donut! - Percy Jackson

I wasn't sure where the Latin came from, i think it meant "Eat my pants!" - Percy Jackson

New lesson, class. Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword. This change is perfectly normal, and will happen to you right now if you don't BACK OFF! - Percy Jackson

I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush."- Percy Jackson

That's right, you smelly bucket of nose drool!- Percy Jackson

She's (Sally's) funny that way, celebrating special occasions with blue food. I think it's her way of saying anything is possible. Percy can pass seventh grade. Waffles can be blue. Little miracles like that.-Percy Jackson

How about a kiss for good luck, it's kind of a tradition right?-Percy Jackson

List your top ten favourite Harry Potter characters in no particular order.

1. Harry

2. Hermione

3. Ron

4. Fred

5. George

6. Dumbledore

7. Sirius

8. Ginny

9. Voldemort (How can you have a story without the problem??)

10. Professor Lupin

1. Haveyou read a five/ten fic before? No, thank god

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot? Kind of. On a 1-10 scale. 7.

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant? Eww.

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine? No, but there's probably alot.

5. Would seven and two make a good couple? No, not at all.

6. Four/eight or four/nine? Even though they're related, four/eight. (LOOK AT THE ALTERNATIVE!)

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship? He would throw up because they're brother and sister

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic. Hermione is told by Dumbledore, that Ron is destined to die saving her life. But everything is worked out and they all lived. ( WOW THAT REALLY SUCKED. SHAME ON ME.)

9. Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story? No because that's revolting.

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic. Losing your twin.

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to kiss one? Yeah, tha's not gonna happen.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash? NNOOO!!!!!

13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose? I don't know, something, about a werewolf most likely. lol

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Isa: The New Girl Is Never What She Seems by Swahili reviews
Isabelle, a new member, joins the flock and the ultimate race to save the world. But then, they always say, the new girl is never what seems. Action, adventure, and a dash of full-out romance clash as the flock go on their rocky path ultimately saving the world in a way that only a bird-kid can manage to do. Please R&R !
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 84 - Words: 332,511 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/15/2016 - Published: 1/1/2011
Being 15 is Tougher by BrightBlueConverse reviews
Last year, he proved himself as a hero and finally got his share of glory. Nico's looking foward to things going back to normal; but unfortunately they'll do the opposite. He thought being 14 was tough? Well, being 15 is tougher. Sequel to Being14isTough
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 64,809 - Reviews: 920 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 7/8/2015 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Nico A.
Pressure by 3feetFantasy reviews
Sequal to Bring me To Life, Emily story they get invaded by some old friends. That is pretty much all I'm going to tell you guy's about it. Plus I suck at at summary's. Anyways, for this fic, the music is from Paramore. Listen to song when reading. R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,655 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Nico A.
Bring me to Life by 3feetFantasy reviews
There is this girl Emily and a lot happens and she becomes best friends with Nico OOC a little . What happens in between and why do the gods want to kill her? Oh and BTW this fic has the chapters based on songs, make sure you listen to them b4 reading :
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,900 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Nico A. - Complete
Demigods go to Highschool by DragoNik reviews
Pery and Nico finally go to high school after 5 years with their dad. They DON'T know about camp half blood. they meet Annabeth and Thalia. So what will happen? All PJO characters dead are alive. Percabeth and Thalico. This story is obviously AU! Enjoy :D!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 96,085 - Reviews: 1370 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Love Ruins Everything by Writer of Ghosts reviews
Leann,Kyle,Katia,Nico,Percy,Annabeth,Kodi.Off on a dangerous quest.Who can i trust?No one!i'm surrounded by pervs, eavesdroppers,lovers and weirdoes.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,083 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Nico A., Percy J.
Dreams And Reality by ReadingIsSexy15 reviews
Two-shot, Clary has an interesting dream, that turns into something else. Major Lemon s
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Clary F., Luke G. - Complete
Nobody by FebruaryBeauty reviews
Nobody actually knew Percy had a half sister? Nobody actually knew a girl could be so hyper and wear so much black?Nobody knew she loved the game Mythomagic?But Nobody really thought that Nico Di Angelo would fall in love with her?Pov changes.PxA LxT NxOC
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Trouble watch out! by MyPainIsInside reviews
Sequel to I meet Trouble, his name? Nico Di Angelo. so pretty much self explanitory.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,317 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 7/23/2010
The Trident Thief by I'm A Weirdo Deal With It reviews
Poseidon's trident is stolen, so Percy, Annabeth, Nico, and somebody else go on a quest to find it. After they get it back, their old enemy is still out to get them. Hopefully better than I make it sound. Please, R&R! Nico/OC
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 34,255 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Complete
Nico and The Earth Shaker by H8rpatrol reviews
Can Nico save humanity and the world as we know it, from unknown powers of evil? Nico/OC Slow building!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 18,639 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Nico A. - Complete
Sunshine and Moonlight by happyflowers2907 reviews
After Ocean finds out she is the daughter of Poseidon, she is taken to Camp Half-Blood. Of course, the children of Poseidon can't be left alone for long, and soon after she arrives Ocean has to set out on a daring quest. Sadly, evil isn't her only problem, so are the two boys that fall in love her...but how can she choose? Who will she choose? Sunshine or moonlight? R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,620 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Nico A. - Complete
Demigods and Vampires by SeaweedBrainLover22 reviews
What will happen when Percy, Annabeth, Thalia, Nico, and Clarisse go on a quest to Forks, Washington? What will happen when they meet the Cullens? What will happen when they meet the Werewolves? After TLO and BD. Victoria never died! Mostly PJO
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 52 - Words: 93,096 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Complete
The Penance Series by delectate reviews
The road to forgiveness is long and arduous...just ask Zuko. Season 3 Zutara, following the episodes past 312. Rated M for Mature.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 39,454 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Zuko, Katara
Blackened Hearts by AnnabethHermionePotter reviews
What happens when a new half blood shows up at camp? What happens when Nico locks her in his cabin? What happends when Aphrodite does some messing around...? Hehehe! My first PJATO fanfic. Nico A./OC. Rated T for language. REVIEW!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,042 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Nico A.
Being 14 is Tough by BrightBlueConverse reviews
A 14 year old's life is hard. A 14 year old son of Hades' life is harder. Nico di Angelo has killed monsters, fought in a war, and communicated with the dead, but he's on a whole new adventure now: Becoming a teenager. R&R Constructive critism is welcome
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Come what may by InAthena'sCabin reviews
Don't you just love it, when you're about to be thrown in a freezing lake and then BOOM! your friend comes and drags you and a bunch of your other friends camping? Percabeth and some hints towards Grover/Thalia. Grolia? Haha. Enjoy folks! Luv ya!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 79,823 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
A girl named Evermore by MyPainIsInside reviews
"I AM NOT GOTH!" I yelled in their face. I'm in black skinny jeans, black Fall out Boy shirt, black converse, and black jewelry. "Freaky Gothic chick." Leanne muttered, Child of love goddess. To some i seem lifeless, a zombie. But to one, I'm his hero.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,444 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010
Black Tears by ljsmithfan188 reviews
NicoxOC. Yes, I know you guys hate the NicoxOC stories. But give it a chance. Autumn, fourteen years old, gets invovled in an empousai attack. Who should rescue her and bring her back to camp but the unapproachable Nico?
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Memories of a Past Life by futuremrs.jackson29 reviews
Eliza never thought that she was part of the greatestbattle ever to be held in centuries.She never thought that her mother was an immortal being.And she NEVER thought she was dating a son of Hades.Well, thats what happens when you dont remember who youare
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,641 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Percy J., Nico A.
I meet trouble, his name? Nico Di Angelo by MyPainIsInside reviews
Nico looking me straight in the eyes, I had taken the contacts out. And was now lost in his dark eyes. How cliché is that? i fell in love with a boy i met on my last day of school, the guy whos shoulder i fell asleep on during the assembly.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,736 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Complete
The Chronicles of Vera Fay by LabyrinthOfDarkness reviews
A 14 year old girl discovers her tragic ancestry but when she feels like she doesn't belong in the world of half-bloods, will her friends Merissa, Emma, and Nico help her get through it? Sorry if it turns out to be OOC. DISCONTINUED!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,700 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010
Stand In The Rain by ljsmithfan188 reviews
Nico goes into the city to see if a demigod's children are demigods. He expected grumpy teenagers. He expected to feel out of place. But what he didn't expect will change his life.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,503 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Nico A. - Complete
Half Bloods: The Next Generation reviews
story about new halfblooods some of the old ones and their adventures.R&R please
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,528 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Percy J., Nico A.