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Author has written 5 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, NCIS, Bones, Rescue: Special Ops, Vampire Academy, and Cops LAC.

I HEARt Rescue Special Ops

My favourite TV Show is Rescue:Special Opsso mail me if thats your favourite show too =)


I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a tease.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up. (White and Tan)

I love SHOPPING, so I MUST be rich.


93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. copy and paste this if you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?"

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Mason Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile.

Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If that describes you, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.


DORMITORY:

When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER


If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.


FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

But you know what fuck having "best friends" cause they'll fucking dog ya in the long run


43 Things to do in an Elevator

1. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. MEOW occasionally.
6. STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7. SAY -DING at each floor.
8. SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9.MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. STARE, gri nning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16. ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21. SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22. CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
23. MAKE car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. CONGRATULATE all for being in the same lift with you.
25. GRIMACE painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. WALK on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. WHILE the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. LET your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. WALK into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. TAKE shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. ASK people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. ALSO in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. ASK, "Did you feel that?"
34. TELL people that you can see their aura.
35. WHEN the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. ANNOUNCE in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. DRESS up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..." 38. START breathing heavily and grab your chest when someone walks in. Then stumble out gasping for air

39. WHEN someone comes in ask them to press 5 or 6 different floors
40. GET in and don't press any buttons. Wait for the elevator to be called somewhere and repeat 39.
41. IF you are the only one in the elevator, press all of the buttons and stand, staring at the door, waiting for someone to come.
42. LAUGH maniacally whenever anyone looks at you and say you're here for the mental health convention.
43. Get a friend and make up a stupid rhyme. Then one of you is in there and the other comes in and you do the rhyme until either you havefinished or the security had come to get you out.


Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Woman: Yes, and thats why I don't go there anymore

Man: Can I buy you a drink?
Woman: Actually I'd rather have the money.

Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman: I must have been given your share.

Man: Your face must turn a few heads.
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: Okay, get out.

Man: I think I could make you very happy.
Woman: Why? Are you leaving?

Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

Man: Can I have your name?
Woman: Why? Don't you already have one?

Man: want to see a movie?
Woman: I've already seen one.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: I'm God's gift to women
Woman: God certainly has a sense of humor.


If someone looks at you funny, flip them the finger.

When someone tells you to act your age, yell at the top of your lungs "I AM!"

If a parent/guardian asks you, "What did you learn at school today?" answer, "I learnt how to survive it."

Never suffer from insanity, enjoy every minute of it.

When people say, "It's always in the last place you look." Say to them, "Well of course it is! Why the hell would I keep looking for it after I found it?!"

While waiting at a bus stop, if someone asks you, "Has the bus come yet?" reply, "If the bus had come, I wouldn't be standing here now would I?"

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.

To attract men, wear a perfume called New Car Interior.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

They say "guns don't kill people; people kill people", but I think guns help. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you would kill too many people.

Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die and your mum saying you can still keep it.

She's my best friend. Break her heart and I'll break your face.

(Say to a boy:) Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

I'm the type of girl that manages to plan a whole world domination in Histroy class.

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.

It's us versus the world...we attack at dawn!

Real friends don't let you do stupid things... alone.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them!


Funny Quotes and sayings

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.

MONEY TALKS... but all mine ever says is GOODBYE!

Is that seat saved? No, but we're praying for it!

Dolphins: Don't trust a species that's always smiling, its up to something!

Hard work never hurt anyone, but why take the chance.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Two most common elements in the universe: Hydrogen & Stupidity.

Once I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken...

How come pizza gets to your house faster than the police?

Ignorance is curable. Stupidity is permanent.

I'm not a complete idiot... Several parts are missing!

Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

But what if I'm a figment of MY imagination?

In case of emergency, break glass, scream, bleed to death.

Liberal tagline: friends don't let friends make up their own mind.

I'm so poor, I can't even pay attention!

Minding your own business will not be tolerated.

Rabbits reproduce like taglines.

People have one thing in common, they're all different.


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


The Darkness That Seems To Follow

Life is dark, And shadows are surrounding every where.

I try and smile, But darkness gets in the way.

Being happy just seems to never work.

So being dark, And lonely fits in.

People ask why am i like this, I reply, why is life like this.

Simple with that they understand.

If there was happiness, I would follow.

If there was Love, I would follow.

But until then, I will stay the way i am.

Because where ever i go, Darkness seems to follow. ~Mizzcrakster


Gibbs Rules:

(Why are there two #1?)

Rule #1: Never let suspects stay together.

Rule #1: Never screw over your partner.

Rule #2: Always wear gloves at a crime scene.

Rule #3: Don't believe what you're told. Double check.

Rule #3: Never be unreachable.

Rule #4:The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell one other person - if you must. There is no third best.

Rule #6: Don't apologize its a sign of weakness.

Rule #7: Always be specific when you lie.

Rule #8: Never take anything for granted.

Rule #9:Never go anywhere without a knife.

Rule #11:When the job is done, walk away.

Rule #12:Never date a coworker.

Rule #13:Never, ever involve a lawyer.

Rule #15:Always work as a team.

Rule #18: It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission.

Rule #22: Never, ever bother Gibbs in interrogation.

Rule #23: Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live.

Rule #38: Your case, your lead.

Rule #39: There is no such thing as coincidence.


Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this to your profile

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A humorous oneshot of an incident when Kensi Blye and G Callen are undercover.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/22/2010 - G. Callen, Kensi B. - Complete
The Newlywed game by kym667103 reviews
Crossover of Bones,Cold Case,NCIS,Castle,and Twilight
Bones - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
The Chimp and The Chief by rhapsodybree reviews
What had been a visit to the NCIS headquarters out of complete and utter boredom, became anything but. Callen/Kensi.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Kensi B., G. Callen - Complete
Where Booth and Angel Meet by dawnofme reviews
This sequel to Where Blood and Bones Meet takes place at the end of the Bones Episode, Mummy in the Maze. Spike talks Angel in to going with him to return the ring. Angel and Booth come face to face, and Spike has the time of his life.
Crossover - Angel & Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Angel, S. Booth - Complete
Angel:The Vampire Slayer by ILoveJasperTwilight reviews
Everyone knows Buffy Summers is the Chosen One, the Slayer. Everyone knows Angel is the vampire with a soul. That is the way things are supposed to be. What if Angel was the Slayer, and Buffy was the vampire? A Slayer that's a vampire...wierd...........
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2009
Can't get you out of my head by connielara reviews
A love story between Lara and Dean. How they admitted their true feelings.
Rescue: Special Ops - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Lara, Dean
Joey by rhapsodybree reviews
Any child of Dean Gallagher and Lara Knight was always going to be a handful.
Rescue: Special Ops - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Lara, Dean - Complete
Save Me! by rhapsodybree reviews
Dean Gallagher finds himself in dire straits late one night and so he calls the only person who can to save him: Lara Knight. Dean/Lara oneshot.
Rescue: Special Ops - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Lara, Dean - Complete
Where Blood and Bones Meet by dawnofme reviews
Crossover fic. Spike the vampire from Angel S5 meets Bones. In an effort to get Spike out of his hair for a few days, Angel sends him on a retrieval mission to Washington D.C. There's a Ring they need at the Jeffersonian.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Complete
Finding Lucifer aka Emo Nemo by Elephantian reviews
Marlin's gay? Dory's a bird? Nemo is thinking lustly thoughts? What other chaos will ensue in this crazy, insulting Finding Nemo spoof? WARNING: DO NOT READ IF EASILY DISTRUBED OR INSULTED. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Finding Nemo - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/14/2007
The Simpsons' All Normal Day by DayaGurl15 reviews
A day with the Simpsons
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2002
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Seaview Rescue reviews
Rescue Special Operations join forces with Seview Local Area Command. Chase finds new love with the new chick at Rescue
Crossover - Rescue: Special Ops & Cops LAC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Chase
Save Me reviews
Not based on any particular episode but will be a very interesting story. Rated M for swearing and sexual content. F.Preg. RPOV rebeckah OC
Rescue: Special Ops - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Chase
Squints Using IM? reviews
So the Bones and NCIS team are working together. But a tragedy happens with the body. So during free time, how do they talk? with IM.
Crossover - NCIS & Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Tony D., S. Booth
Bones of A Vampire reviews
Rose and Booth are brother and sister and Lissa and Christian are in a bit of trouble with Dimitri, the strigoi. A murder is discovered at Lehigh University and Rose sort of tells a really big secret from the vampire world. What is her punishement.
Crossover - Bones & Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/2/2010 - S. Booth, Rose H.
Angel: The Vampire Slayer reviews
Buffy has decided to turn vampire and killed Angel to prevent him from stopping her. Angel is then given the chance of being human again and when he accepts that chance, he is then the chosen one, the Vampire Slayer.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Angelus, Buffy S.