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Joined 04-20-10, id: 2334291, Profile Updated: 06-20-14
Author has written 2 stories for Mass Effect, and Transformers/Beast Wars.

LOOK HOW FUCKING DOUCHEY AND ARTISTIC I LOOK IN THAT PIC. LOOK AT IT! HOLY BUTTERSCOTCH FUCK!

I like to write...that's all there is to it.

I love to build cars.

I am a car enthusiast.

I'm vulgar.

I like music.

I like video games.

I like a good story. Preference to romance.

I don't like snooty people.

I don't like hybrid cars.

I don't like diesels.

I don't like motorcycles.

I don't like assholes.

I don't like getting kicked in the nuts.

I don't like any religion, You don't have to hear about my beliefs, I expect the same from you.

Map for the fanfiction Mass effect Galactic Orbital Defence. http://i50.tinypic.com/dr4bid.jpg

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Dark Waters by dtechie84 reviews
Matthew served honorably they told him. Now with one good leg and an ass load of pain, he's trying to get it together. Everything has been nice and quite...until he has to save a female huntress not from this world. It just spirals out of control for him from there. He will soon learn that the fight never ends, but somethings are worth fighting for.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 80,368 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Predator/Yautja
Courting The Impossible by September Wolves reviews
[M/M] Jeremy Brooks, former navy seal, gets mouth-raped and has an alien baby. The thing is, he's alive and the alien seems very possessive of its 'mommy'. Meanwhile, their small town in Colorado is being turned into an alien hunting ground and a certain predator has taken an interest in Jeremy. SLASH M/M
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,913 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Predator/Yautja
The Valley of Storms by Omniavicitamor99 reviews
Dark Reaver was sparring with his old friend and nemesis, Action Lance, who was just an ordinary guy. They were both ordinary guys. Gentlemen, I present to you my story.
Crossover - Bible & Splinter Cell - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Jesus, Samson, Zeresh
Guns from Nowhere by fantasydreamer94 reviews
His life in Roanapur has been cut short by betrayal. Death rescues and transforms him. Returning from nowhere, the Japanese man takes on the city with his most trusted guns in his hands, and Revy faces him with the eyes of rivalry...and is turned-on.
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 98,747 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Rock, Revy - Complete
Mass Effect: Dimension by looks at name tag reviews
A twenty year old is sucked into the video game he is playing and must use his knowledge of the upcoming events to beat the game. Rated T for mild swearing. Summary sucks, but check it out please.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,419 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Tali'Zorah
When Robots Feel: a Mass Effect 2 Interlude by Firaga Bird reviews
EDI isn't behaving normally. As Joker contemplates whether her change of disposition is due to her developing a personality or not, he is abruptly confronted by her in an... unexpected way. Set after ME2. Joker/EDI. Fairly strong OOC (with hopefully believable explanation). Suggestive themes.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,925 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Joker, EDI - Complete
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The only one who asked reviews
Starts out on Season 1 episode 12: Predatory. Things will be very different however. Airachnid's past will be revealed. And it's like nothing anyone expected. Including Airachnid. Eventual Arcee x Jack x Airachnid. Possible love triangle. Lets see what happens.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 54,426 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Arcee, Airachnid, Jack D.
Mass Effect:Galactic Orbital Defence GOD reviews
Nothing is as it seems, all the people in the galaxy can't begin to fathom what goes on under their noses. GOD, the real leaders. M for sexual content, language, violence, and gore. MANY PAIRINGS. ACCEPTING OC's! This Story of Mass effect will be different but it will follow the games. REWRITE COMPLETE! Please enjoy the 'fixed' version. I repeate. They're going to be MANY pairings.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 35 - Words: 51,997 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 1/9/2011